#I love shelia so much omg

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i love love your venture bros posts. youre really attentive to the vibes

a character dynamic i think was underexplored but had potential was billy and gary. what do you make of it?

Omg thank you so so much!! I’m really glad you think so! my post are mostly me spitballing hoping I’m getting the vibes right!

I actually made a post about this here! I should tag my posts tbh but I always got more thoughts I just think that post is a better summary of my thoughts. But here’s some more it’s VERY long:

They agree on most things except for the core idea of their livelihood. Which is wild because out of many characters I think Billy and Gary get along VERY well. They speak the same language and love the “game”. (I call it a game but the entire cape business) I don’t think they agree though on everything outside of nerd stuff.

I have this thought in my head maybe it’s a scale or a graph or something but it’s basically Believers, Nonbelievers, middlemen when it comes to this hero stuff and Gary and Billy are definitely Believers. But I think after Gary whole journey as a henchman, now a second/arch himself I think the idea of what makes something “Heroic” very firm in scale for him vs Billy who’s still sorta new at the whole thing but flexible.

I hope this makes sense but despite appearances Gary is rigid and Billy is flexible. I think while the morpho arc was sick (def loved the entire plot unfolding) Gary definitely had a hard time being on a grey area. He is either a hero (Sphinx!) or an arch. He feels haunted by killing all his fellow arches. He’s loyal af but doesn’t like the middle ground (his relationship with shelia, being a hit man, even 21 death you can say)

Billy is “flexible” in that sense that good is no small or big act. I’m forgetting the episode but the one where they fight Cloud over the ball, Monstroso surgery, especially Pete White as a person. Billy like superman genuinely would do good, it’s an oath it doesn’t matter to who he would. That comic run where Lex Luther is dying and gets superman to help him find a cure is VERY Billy. To Billy he is so firm to that one thing (two technically, hippocratic oath?whatever ykwim) it makes him apply it to literally everyone regardless of where he is. While Gary is very set on the us vs them side, that’s why he made such a good henchman leader.

I think when they interact it’s that trope of people in a mineshaft on their carts having a great time then an abrupt turn separating them, then they meet up again. Which I think deeply defines both characters despite being incredibly similar.

If I was summoned to a universe where I was told by Doc and Jackson that I could write a VB season but only when Billy and Gary interact aside from writing a Bromance for the ages that would get avid 21/24 fans mad at me (I think Gary and Billy would become like really REALLY into each other big “oh wow how come we never hanged out before?” “Idk!” Vibes) i would like to write them fighting a little because I think their small disagreements would be very telling about who they are as characters because they are the most genuine fan part of either side.

Gary is for every person who LOVES a hater ass villain (I cheered when green goblin killed aunt May in NWH I think Gary would, but still have issues with NWH ik I did anyways!) and Billy is for someone who LOVES a good wins no matter what (voltron, power rangers, he-man etc)

To me it’s not how Billy and Gary agree that’s interesting (big 2 nerds just in a mind meld moment, they’re also too similar ik why they were written to NEVER interact now, too alike) it’s when they don’t that is fun and I think it would happen the most at their dnd nights and when they watch shows together. Which pisses off everyone else (Malcom, shelia, white) bc they can’t hear anything as an argument is happening.

Also Billy wins most of the trivia stuff they do because he’s a bit older than Gary, this is Billy rodeo. I think Gary having someone as a friend who gets him is good for him honestly, he’s a third? Sorta? To his bosses/not boss anymore and I think he needs friends that he can really nerd out with.

Other fun things they do:

Hang out at each other places so often others remember the dates they see each other due to arching schedules

Follow each other blogs/have a podcast (movies, tv, and shows of influence throughout the ages guest star Pete white is on for music. Malcom calls in also surprisingly about music) either in podcast format or blog format doesn’t matter which but they work on it together

Have a show they follow together/watch together

Try to get Dean and Hank into stuff not intentionally their energy is infectious

ESPN announcers when on the field (when it’s not about them they’re doing commentary on the arch/protag tactics or at least commentary about Rusty and Malcom)

Wave/greet each other when they aren’t “on” in an arch or enjoy it too much when they’re “on”

Small acts of arching did happen between them. Cloud felt cheated on, Pete got freaked out, Billy and Gary settled on being friends instead. Malcolm thought it was Billy flirting with Gary, (confused but that’s his boy! Who wouldn’t flirt with Gary!) and Rusty thought Billy was going through a rough patch with White again but this time he really lost Billy (Awkward 1on1 where Rusty talks about cherishing and appreciating people while White gets so freaked out he runs to Billy)

They had a vibe, I feel like they would’ve hooked up or something once maybe bc I’m gay but I want to believe that. But in general they got a vibe together!

That’s all I got for now, if you read all this again thank you for your ask and I’m gonna tag all my VB thoughts once I think of a good tag!

[style-and-kyman]

what are your opinions on the main 4's parents?

Oh boy, okay this requires some typing, but bare with me XD

Kenny's Parents: When it comes to parent couples, I feel like these two are the best example for South Park besides maybe PC Principal and Strong Woman. They aren't the best parents, but they aren't really the worst either. They love each other and try their best with their kids, but I'm pretty positively neutral about them. Not much else for me to say really.

Kyle's Parents: Okay, starting with the good first, I actually like Shelia a fair amount. Idk if she's my favorite parent or not, but she's definitely up there. I love how assertive she is, but she clearly cares the most about her family and kids especially and feels the most like an actual mom, which Kyle totally inherits all of that from her and it's clear to see that I am biased since Kyle's my favorite. Is she way too strict/pushy sometimes? Oh yeah, 100%, but at the end of the way she still always thinks about her family and I've gotta give her props for that. Now Gerald-oh boy-before season 20 I was completely neutral and thought that he was just a calmer and better version of Randy, but once he became SkankHunt42, oh my GOD-He was such an asshole for LITERALLY NO REASON. I don't know why they chose him to be the antagonist other than it was a good twist for the characters to find out, but MAN I can never see him the same way again. That and he was a fucking asshole to Kyle for literally just asking him questions about growing up and omg I fucking hate how much of a dick he was for literally no reason. One of my least favorite parents.

Stan's Parents: Ooooh, BOY I have some words. Let's get this out of the way, Sharon is fine. I really don't have much of an opinion on her other than I think she tries to be a good mom and that I feel sorry for her for having to deal with her husband's BS. With that being said-I fucking HATE Randy. He USED to be a pretty funny character, especially in the baseball episode and in 'The Cissy', but recently, not counting 'Cupid Ye' his character has gotten WAY too much screentime and he is just a terrible dad and husband, he's annoying, dumb, and I can't help but internally sigh whenever he's on screen in fear of him getting too much of the spotlight. So yeah, Randy is my Least favorite parent, 100%.

Eric's Parent: I'm kinda mixed about Liane, but she seems like she does mean well and care for her son, but she wants him to like her and act more like a friend than a parent which is 90% of the reason why he acts the way he does, simply because he's super spoiled. However, she does seem the most genuinely chill and respectable person out of the adults. That, and her being dude with Eric's shit during the Streaming Specials was really funny so there's that. Probably either my favorite parent or 2nd favorite parent, but that's not saying much.

SO, in conclusion for the best/worst: Best Parents: Sheila and Liane Worst Parents: Randy and Gerald (and both of Butters' parents but this was just for the main 4 so uh yeah, re)

[allie-winter]

My new Wentworth obsession is Shelia interacting with Lesbian and Bisexual characters

[peppermint-moss]

Who/what is your biggest inspo for poetry or art?

aagh i dont think i'll ever have one biggest inspo for poetry n art i just have a lot of lads which i like specific things about + those likes are still always ongoing and changing lol (which btw ty for askin bout poetry cause i LOVE it n i never get asked abt poetry hehe)

I have a big ol google doc where i have lines of fav poetry i write down when i come across them (usually when im just scrollin the internets) and atm I've been noticing that a lot of lines i keep enjoying are all by Mary Oliver even tho i've yet to read her collection of poetry!!! so that's on my to-do list C: other poets who's names keep poppin up in that google doc are ocean vuong, richard siken, chen chen and uhh flatsound? they do more music but they've done some spoken word stuff and their songs just feel close enough to the realm of poetry to me u know

Art stuff... lol which medium?? /lh I really like thomas jordan's photography (the COLOURS my DUDE) mmm shelia berger's kinetic sculptures and KICKASS "Bird Show" encaustic paintings (i watched the rlly short like 5 min documentary on her and i was enraptured) Spencer finch has got a lot of cool conceptual art stuff like i think CIE 529 418 (CANDLELIGHT) is rlly cool!! Holly warb and @/vchienart both got some lovely lovely illustrations/paintings with soft beautiful colours... @/emilienunez has some really pretty and elegant yet v cute ceramics!! and @/soonthemoon some really like cute warm n cozy ones... Oof there's so many digital artists i love ;-; and i keep finding new cool lads aghh @catnippackets has such a good grasp on like form n shape if that makes sense?? like drawin people in these rlly fluid poses in like silky lineart aaa i found @milkdudz 's art recently and i LOVE their art style and their cats are just. perfect balance of spiky and soft n very very Cat which is so good @everydaylouie u gotta know louie right ?? how can someone make such lovely 2d and 3d art and music and also know how to code n make lil games. that is too much power for one soul to possess nifty-senpai's art n animations and designs ofc!! are incredible!! and i REALLY love their concepts for what the wc clan territories look like (this moonpool are you kidding me???? gorgeous) @thunderc1an's lineless art style my beloved...... yall clammorin about my lineless art style u GOTTA check out theirs so good (also the everchanging never the same designs for wc characters is so good so freeing so interesting to look at!!) SmallButera's animations omg... literally speechless (also have u seen their series baman piderman?? its so precious it might be on indefinite hiatus im not too sure but its still my favourite thing) chadisms, Riley Ellis, Asha Phaedra and Cherrydusk also got some BANGIN animation skills and o my god this post got so long n theres still so many ppl ive gots to stop and do homework LOL

[melchron]

Nightmare Time 2 Episode 3 Thoughts

I didn't get a chance to do this last time so I'm doing it now because I really do love these episodes

MIAH?!?!?!?

Can we talk about how good Jaime is at making music videos? This and Where I Wanna Be are amazing

Ok but where did Jaime get those Care Bear plushies? They look like they're from the iteration I grew up with and I want them

Jeff sounds SO good

If I remember correctly, Jaime said that Andrew noticed her nips in the bathtub scene and she had to edit them out. Thank god he caught that omg. And great editing on Jaime's part.

I love how passionate Frank is about Toyzone. He truly cares for this place.

OOOOUuUuUTT!!!

Death to Bezos

This is so TRAGIC!!!! Not Buddy please no!

I wish Miss Retro's was real so bad it feels like the most vibey place ever. This is the type of place teens in 80s movies hang out. Mutuals I want to be teens in 80s movies with.

STAAHP I'M SAAD

Jaime is so good as Sherman

Sugar Gliders seems like something I would have LOVED when I was little. Honestly I'd probably still enjoy it now.

Frank that is weird to say that right in front of Sherman

SHERMAN DON'T SAY THAT

I want his dino bowtie so much

Don't shame me!

Oh hello Lurch Marco

Ok but can we talk about how next episode we see how quickly the CaliforMIA trio had to grow up because of their financial circumstance. Like Sherman isn't wrong in his statement but his thinking behind it is

Call him out Holloway

Frank I love you but that was a douche move. She has mouths to feed at home!

"I'm not going anywhere." Can anyone tell me what foreshadowing is?

Oh uh uh I do not like this. Bad vibes. Bad vibes! Shelia stop that right now. Please don't treat Frank like your servant. Not the black man, you rich white woman.

Oh hi Becky :D

SheLIA WHAT THE HECK HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

PLEASE HE'S SUFFERED ENOUGH

Why do I want all of Sherman's stuff? Gimme the dino jammies!

YES TELL HER OFF FRANK

WAIT STOP SHERMAN DID NOTHING WRONG! DON'T TAKE HIS STUFF!!

Do you think Sheila's ever gone "Pull the lever, Marco. WRONG LEVER!" Because I do

It's a nightmare TIME. Get it right Frank

BARRY SWIFT!?!?! This name works on multiple levels and I love it. It works as a pun and a Flash reference.

Stop I'm sad again

Two weeks and your done grieving?

I wish rich people would do more cool stuff with their money! They're so boring and stupid. Give me your money if you're not going to use it properly

Oh hello Feast Or Famine

#Barlen #Helry #OTPIAH

The acting skills Frank

This episode is making me miss Toys R Us. Or when I went on my monthly trips to Claire's for Shopkins

I do kinda feel bad for Sherman in all of this. It's not his fault he was raised to believe he deserved his privilege simply because he was born with it. Frank really could've made him better if Shelia allowed him to

Shelia is brutal. She really didn't need to kill Ted

Frank is so good. He meant it when he told Barry that they were both making it out. He really wanted to and tried his best. And him saying sorry to Lex-

M-Make?!

So is Shelia part of the cult herself or does she just have access to it through Sherman's father

"I did." SHE THOUGHT! GET HER!

Frank: 👁👄👁

So like. does he have to get re-enrolled into school or?

Sherman. Babe. I know you're experience with being parented isn't the best but they don't usually do whatever you want them to

Yall Corey killed it. Never did I think I'd care about Frank this much

I LOVE NEEDY BEAST SO MUCH!

THRASH IS SO FUNNY! THIS FIGHT IS SO FUNNY! LITERALLY NO ONE IS DOING ANYTHING

Wait I just remembered the end! Kale's introduction is tragic actually. He just wants to die

Hey! Dennys is for the theater kids! Not the punk rockers!

This flirting is so awkward. They both think they're so edgy. Calm down sweeties

Not the "Hiya, Duke. Thanks for coming." Dblwjhslfnjd so he's that type of dad

I love Duke. He's trying not to overwhelm Rose and trying to make her feel comfortable with him. He's showing he has similar interests and trying to make her laugh and showing her that he'll listen. He's good at his job!

Rose looks like she's trying so hard to hide her fear. She looks so uncomfortable but she has to keep up the punk front. Guys she doesn't care at all trust her

What's wrong with Barbie, Rosarie?

Yo Holloway kinda scary ngl

She read you like a book and ripped you to shreds dang

Rose is adorable

God I forgot how demonic the killer track actually sounded. OOUOUUWAAHAHAHAH Jeff understood the assignment jeez

Shh bby don't think. Eat your pie. Everything's ok

The mess up in blowing out the candle

Duke. My guy. We all have the same knowledge you do.

DUKE! MY GUY! LISTEN TO HER!

Why doesn't he just like. move?

This must've been the craziest night for Rose. She met a witch and is now (in her eyes) responsible for her death

KITTY! So much pet lore this season

What??

Duke: :0

CAME TO HATCHETFIELD FROM WHERE?!?!???

Aww she keeps telling him even though she knows he'll never remember :(

Dude that's so much smoke!

HAILEY-

Wait why does she have honey for that?

Ted let me see you be kinder to your brother first and then we'll see about your own kids

POTSEED!!

THRASH IS SO FUNNY! I LOVE HIM AND COURTNEY! I LOVE THEIR VOICES!

Kale kinda cute ngl

Yes 👏👏 the character arc we needed. They're done being try-hard edgelords

Kale does not seem like he's strong enough to punch her that hard. Did the killer track give you super strength? I'm guessing since he also knocked out the audio guy

Skud looks like he has no idea what's going on (and tbf no one does). Thrash is stressed out of his mind. Needy Beast is funny

This music video is so great!!!!!

Noooo I don't want Kale to die :( I wanted him to get help!!

Rose: 👁👄👁

Holloway!!! Letting him have his moment of glory

This is SO. TRAGIC. Holloduke is tragic guys

Soooo what kind of potential do we have with Holloway Holiday working at Hannah's school?

I LOVE THIS VERSION OF THE THEME SO MUCH! I recorded the end of it back in November and I love listening to it every once in a while. The. Vibes. Also Irish Becky is back!

[hanna-kin]

Gåsmamman season 2 - the Ek family

I thought I'd do a separate post about each of the members of the family and their archs. All in all think they have good archs. Nina gets alot of focus and her siblings are a little more in the background but not forgotten or disregarded. I like the way the writers have continued to build on them and their actions make sense but what happens to them this season affection the direction of their future arch. I really appreciate that because it's what I like the most of Gåsmamman.

Gustav

Let's start with Gustav. He's left his girlfriend Shelia in Sydney so all he wants to do is go back so he can smoke weed with her. He's taken a big role in the family and Sonja has stopped treating him as her child and relies way too heavily on him to, on the one hand cover up for her and the lies she tells Nina and Linus and on the other hand, burdens him with taking responsibility when she is not there. His sister is struggling with her mental health and his little brother is traumatised and his mother is either absent or unloading everything onto him. Not great. Him being there when they found Niklas is just the ultimate NO

I find it interesting how this sets up the rest of the story for Gustav and his arch in the coming seasons and his growing resentment of Sonja and to some extent the rest of his family. He's sacrificed alot for them. In the beginning he doesn't do much but be Sonja's support person and taking care of Linus while witching Nina rebel and act like a dick. Since Sonja is more and more absent it falls on him to take care of Linus.

His coping mechanisms are not great but compared to Nina they are not as visible so of course Sonja won't notice, Nina has her own problems and Linus is a child.

It's ironic that Gustav asks Sonja if anyone ever asks her how she is because noone asks him that either. Maybe Shelia does when they have Skype sex.

Gustav's storyline is pretty much in the background until the very end but it's still very significant because it sets the beginning of his terrible relationship to Sonja. He worries about her, covers for her and has to deal with everything she puts her kids through but he's not allowed to freak out or break down because Linus relies on him. Let's not mention him having to watch his little brother point a gun to his own head. I love Linus and Gustav's relationship and it's definitely a favourite aspect of the show. I've said it before and I'll say it again. It's just organic and lovely and I love how they interact and how protective Gustav is.

I like Gustav's arch and his character in this season even if it is in the background. We see him meet Juana though and they also share their love for weed, an amazing foundation for their future relationship. But mostly it just sets a great foundation for season 3 where he makes some dodgy decisions including hairstyle choices.

I don't really understand the point of Gustav being kidnapped. Ot feels like they just wanted something for him to do. If it actually led to something I'd be fine with it but he was basically drugged and assaulted but it only served Sonja's plot. It was never adressed again how it affected him. The hospital scene was nice though. With the siblings. It just feels lazy how it didn't lead to anything for him. That I didn't like.

Nina

Nina, Nina, Nina.

I can't stand her this season. It always makes me feel bad considering the reasons she's acting the way she does and I try to be understandable of her situation but omg. She's the worst. She's only cares about herself and it's so obvious. She puts her whole family at risk the first thing she does and refuses to listen to anyone. She just does whatever she wants without a single thought about how it affects everyone else She's like a three year old who can't be told no. The first half of the season is unbearable. But the second half becomes better.

I also think she tends to be a little stereotypical in her charcterisation. It's like struggling artsy teenage girl bingo sometimes where you can just thick off every box. It becomes too much at points.

She has her spiral, moving out, working at Rose, drinking too much and eventually overdosing at the news of Niklad death and Zac dumping her. And it's not her fault. But still I struggle to sympathise with her so something is not right. I fail to feel sorry for her. I just get annoyed. I'm not sure why. I'm usually not like that.

What I do like though is her being admitted to a clinic and spending time there. Even if it’s not that kind of show they still made an effort with it which I like. I like that they gave her time to heal and it felt natural. It wasn't a overnight change but they also showed her making progress. I love Klara and her together and I like how her and Sonja's relationship developed

It was very rocky and shaky at the beginning but I feel like it had such a nice development and in the end they were kindof on good terms. I like how they did that. On the other hand we barely saw anything from her relationship with her brothers. She was very absent and did her own thing but I like the bits they threw in, their arguments the phonecalls that they missed her, her calling Linus on his birthday and of course them being with her at the hospital and at the clinic. Little things like that made the whole difference and kept their relationship alive. Love that.

So while i really disliked her for alot of this season i think she had the best arch and in the following seasons I just love her.

Finally i have to adress two things. Her and Barry and her and Zac.

Barry and Nina =spectacular. Love it. Love how sassy she is. Love his soft spot for her. Love him saving her. Love their weird friendship. Bonus for Sonja looking horrified with Nina kissing his cheek but then leaning that Barry saved her.

Zac and Nina = very inappropriate. Creepy. But also not bad. It needs to be addressed though how much older he is and that she was a minor, yikes. But their relationship grew to something better and I do like them together now. I just can't get over the beginning of the relationship.

Linus

Linus role in this season is not the biggest but he's still there and they have not forgotten about what he went through. Well Sonja has forgotten. Why is he not in therapy? I guess one kid in therapy is enough for Sonja. It's clear that Sonja is unable to take care of him properly. She's all over the place with her lies to protect them but all it does is making Linus very anxious. He obviously doesn't trust her because of her lies. He reacts very badly when they have to move and it seems like he doesn't cope well with change.

He aslo doesn't really go to Sonja for comfort. He calls her after the thing at school and leaves a sad voice mail. But then can't open up to her later. There’s just so much going on in their lives and there's little room for him to get the help he needs. The focus is on Nina and the people trying to kill Sonja every day. He gets pushed to the side a lot. And it's easy to overlook his problems when Sonja's and Nina's are so much more prominent and acute.

I still thinks he deserves better. Especially from Sonja. Him and Gustav seem to be left on their own alot and it helps their bond grow tighter but it is sad how absent Sonja is.

Sonja gets more and more neglectful as the season progressed and she even forgets his birthday which is a bit 👀 for a child his age it's an ultimate betrayal. We see how it clearly upsets him and along with everything else that happens including the police arresting Sonja in the middle of the night, having to face Lukas again and losing Niklas he's doing fairly well I'd say. But just like with Gustav it clearly sets the foundation for the upcoming seasons where his and Sonja's relationship continues to unravel.

The most heartbreaking part of his plot is when he confronts Lukas. It breaks my heart every time. And just like previously it's Gustav who is left picking up the pieces. As much as I love Gustav and Linus together it's sad that they have to rely on eachother because Sonja is busy playing gangster.

What I love about Linus is that he has a gentleness about him. He's a sweet kid. He's vulnerable. He needs stability but he's been born into the wrong family for that. It's such a stark contrast to John and Kasper and I'm so happy Linud at least has that friendship. I think John is very good for Linus.

Sonja

I'm going to touch briefly on Sonja even if she is the main.

She's trying so hard to keep her family safe and together but she's just awful at it. She lies but it only leads her family to grow angry with her. She's under a lot of pressure with the whole witness thing and I don't blame her for her decision to lie. She thought it was the only way to protect herself and her family but ultimately it only led to more trouble.

Even if i find her annoying at times and frown upon her decision i very much like how they are keeping her real. She's not made for this life, she has trauma, she gets scared when someone tries to kill her, she's worried about her kids and she tries. I will never understand people being mad about flawed characters. Sonja is so realistic so even if I can hate her at points she's so well made and so is her arch.

The whole season is a just trauma trauma trauma for her. She just can't be a mother and cleaning up from all the events that happens and she constantly gets into more and more trouble. She's just a trouble magnet.

I like her and John together. I think he was such an important person for her and their family. I also like her and Lukas and of course her and Kattis. Their friendship is everything. It's also nice to see her interact with Nikas and them being siblings and loving eachother but clearly being on the same page at all.

Sonja finding Niklas dead body is so heartbreaking. And then finding out Anders was about it. Oh lord. She's been dealt a shitty hand for sure.

Don't like Sonja as a person but I like her arch and what they did with her. Everything makes sense, why she's acting like this and where she goes from there.

That I love and the same applies for all of them.

What do you think? Who's your favourite character or storyline?

[awigglycultist]

Alright like last time I hit post limit and couldn't live blog I started writing my thoughts down on docs in real time whilst watching so I could post later, so here:

HES NEARLY 41!?

Cereal!

Hes such a brat

BECKY BARNES

Shelia is a Karen

“Dont you dare gaslight me” his teeth are FINE stop overreacting

Frank the moneys not worth it divorce that jerk

Peter Pan!?!?

I wanna say “yes frank! Stand up! Good for you!” but this isnt gonna end well is it?

Oh yup there he goes. A trap door in the ground.

“Goodbye daaddyy”

Ofc theres others, I wonder how many men exactly has she married and done this to?

Oh no oh no oh no

MIAH????????????

BERRY SWIFT?

Im just omg. BERRY. AHH.

Honey festival mention!

Looking for a new daddy already…

"onliNE?"

Wait is the feast or famine playing in the background?

Frank giving the food to Barry :)

DONT SAY YOURE GONNA DIE I DONT NEED ANGST FOR YOU PLEASE

HELEN?

“No matter what Im always gonna be youre……..daddy”

Wait so if he’s been down there for 2 weeks with toyzone closed whats Lex doing

Sherman dont go to your mom about it just let him out!

BARRY BARRY NO BARRY NO NO NO BARRY

TED

WAIT NO TED OH NO NO LEAVE TED ALONE

“You are a married women” “Hey works for me”

“Dont sass your mother or ill kick your ass old man!”

NO NOO WHY DOES TED ALWAYS HAVE TO GET SHOT WHY DOES HE ALWAYS DIE

OH GOD THAT MEANS PETER COMES BACK FROM CAMP AND TEDS DEAD STOPPPPP

Including homeless man Ted has died 7 times i think jeez

The gift?!?

Barry :(

Rip Marco

I hate her but she does look hot with a gun gotta say

BLACK BOOK

STARRY CHILDREN

Okay so Hatchetmen hate the witches and the starry children hate the hatchetmen right?

Yup stealing their lives

1920….. 1920

LIB!

Goat! Tentacles!

And I truly feel all lords in black in the chile's tonight

Omg sherman drew ontop of the black book

Omg he memorised the words and drew over it on purpose-

Bye bye milf

Ope hes 7

Poor frank that'd be toutre

Its not really forever tho technically bc frank will die eventually it'll just be for the rest of frank's life...

-killer track-

LOOK AT THEM

HELLO

Dangit Thrash is a jerk

Oh hes threatening to kill now

“YOU THINK I'M AFRAID TO DIE?” Clearly a gen z

“Lets go to Dennys >:(“

Thats Rose!?!?!!!!!

Yes it is Kale!

Oh god hes gonna show her the killer track isnt- yup

I don’t like you so much Kale

STATION WAGON? THAT MEANS DUKE

THERE HE IS MY BOY

“Well i dont know ive never done drugs duke!” “...I know.."

Just missed a little chunk bc of my dad but Duke my beloved and poor Rose

“Is it unbelievable? Yes. but this Hatchetfield”

Specialist… Holloway here we come

Miss Retros!

“Hiya Duke!” “Heya Darlin!” hngg

“Great. My life is in the hands of Barbie”

“Make me.” “...alright.”

A glass with a spiderweb inside

Thrash said he sold his soul to satan to get famous hfjhdkfj

Omg the black book! its so cool!

TINKY TINKY TINKY TIME TRAVEL HNG AHHHHHH EVERYONE SHUT UP also “The Tinker” ooh

Also so are there a few verison of the black book?

Ooh holloway is in Rose’s body

Oh theres taco bell

Holy crap. This song. Wtf.

Okay great rose never heard it now….but holloway did right?...

Oh god yeah she took the curse

Dukes face :( hes so sad and concerned

“Your phone” yeah her very super recent new phone…

“If its a ghost. I'll trap it in this jar.”

“If something happens to me i want you to read this” i really wanna know what it says but i DO NOT want ANYTHING to happen to her

Duke has watch right that down RIGHT THAT DOWN

Hey wait a second how come Kale has heard it hasn't died I mean at least i assume they've heard it before, did they make it?

HOLLOWAY :((

OH GOD NO ITS COMING FROM DUKE AND ROSE OH NOO NO

“dont worry im not going anywhere :)” oh god

“Holloway? What are ya doing darlin?” :((

“I understand” …..ominous

Dead. shes dead great. Ofc.

Duke :’(((

HNGGG I LOVE THEM SO MUCH STOPP DUKE ROSE WHY THIS IS MAKING CRY STOP BEING SO SWEET

‘You were in love with her werent you” “who wasnt?”

DUKE HAS A CAT

The envelope oh boy

“Welp. guess im dead!”

Wait about 2 hrs??

DON'T CALL AN AMBULANCE OR SEND ME TO THE MORGUE OH GODDD

“I was in love with her” “ya you and everybody” they really get the fans huh

Shes alive!

“Duke. what did my note say!?”

Ooohh the whole town knows about her dying that why she couldn't do to the morgue

Rip duke hes so confused

“It just HAD to be the jukebox”

Yes yes lore dump here we go! Learning more about Holloway!

Wait what.

HEY HEY WAIT KNOW GOOD JOB OF PROVING YOUR MAGIC IG BUT I WANNA KNOW THIS STUFF

This isnt first time shes told him?

Oh shes not making him forgot?

Oh god poor holloway

Omg the honey festival-

Oh are we actually seeing them going to honey festival

The mayor!!

Omg i cant wait to see how the stop the song. Like i KNOW itll be stopped we already saw the festival but like i CAANT WAIT

Oh trust me mayor… this will be a night to remeber for everyone…

HAHA HIS MIC WASN'T OFF

HAILEY

HAILEY MADE ZOEYS VOICE WORSE ON PURPOSE?

TED!!!

“At the point ill never get married. Be daddy.”

DEB AND ALICE AHH AND ALICE WAS IN NEW YORK OOH

Jkdfnjdfnj rip duke

God i love seeing everything connected and all these people together

Needy Beasts!

Oh no Kale

And Kale killed the audio guy

Oh poor Kale

OH NO ITS PLAYING

Ooh Holloways playing over it

Oh i love this

DUKE AND HOLLOWAY TOGETHER :))))

OH THEY FORGOT IT OOHHHHH AND THATS WHY THERE WAS ABSOTULEY NOTHING WITH KILLER TRACK IN HONEY QUEEN

DUKE

“The lanky goon”

Oh wow i understand why duke punched kale but im still surprised he’d every punch anyone

Oh oh no Kale oh no

OH GOD KALE

Aww Duke going on about him being the hero so proud of himself not knowing hehe

Oh a new persona? I wanna know all about her personas

Nooo dont say everyones gonna forgot about miss holloway noo dont :((

Shes gone :(

AND HES FORGOTTEN :(

HOLLOWAY or whatevr her new persona is

I literally missed the entrie convo between them bc of my dad

This songs a bop tho

THE BECKY BARNES BIT WITH THE IRISH ACCENT TOO AHAHFEFNSKLDJF

Paul is dead records?? Director Barry Swift??

Okay go the replay: I love Duke and… Holiday so much.

Alright so we're assuming that the girl that got hurt in shop class is Lex right? There's been the theory that Yellow Jacket is about Lex and I sure hope so so we can see what happened to her after Frank just disappeared for two weeks and what may have happened in shop class

She's a counsellor! The only school counsellor I'd trust!

Hey. Hey. Wait. Ofc this isn't Holloways first time changing persona. I wonder if Duke has met personas of her before, he probably has, I wonder how many times? Oh God this episode made be so emotional

[aromantyczno-liryczna]

I'm very bored and too sick to study so pls rate AIC headcanon:

-Shelia is queer bit doesn't know due to her sheltered upbringing. She had a sudden burst of attraction towards Eva and didn't know how to deal with it

-Sheila became the first female inspector in Brumley, as well a socialist/women's rights advocate

-Gerald died in war because he is ✨trash ✨

OMG I ACTUALLY LOVE THE FIRST ONE SO MUCH

I could definitely see the second one!

And yes Gerald is very much human trash

[calliecat93]

Top 5 Dislikes of Red vs Blue: Season 1

(Top 5 Likes)

So back a few months ago, in the lead up to RWBY Volume 7, I did a Top Likes/Dislikes list for all six volumes. I also did this for RvB Seasons 16 and 17, so… why not do it for the other fifteen? Especially with RvB18 on the way? Not only gives me an excuse to rewatch everything, but I get to have some fun~ So I will be covering RvB seasons 1-13 and 15. S14’s is gonna be a little bit different. But anyways, we’re gonna begin with the one that started it all, Season One~

Honestly though, critiquing Season One is hard. Mainly because this was a season made when RT was just a back bedroom with mainly Burnie and Geoff doing the machinima. We’re a long way away from RWBY-level quality. In the Blood Gulch Era,  it was just a bunch of friends making dumb stuff. Quality dumb stuff, but dumb nonetheless. So the five Dislikes are honestly minor and I don’t even really consider them bad. If anything, they show how far the show has come. So take the Dislikes list with a grain of salt, ut I needed to do it for the necessity of the list. So then, let’s get started~

#5. Not Fully Fleshed Out Characters

This is on the bottom because it’s really not that big a deal. The characters are kinda just somewhat exaggerated versions of the people that Burnie cast. They certianly have character, but aside from really Matt with Sarge, it’s just the cast playing exaggerated versions of themselves. It does kinda stand out because here, the characters don’t really have any defining personality traits or roles. We know a few things like Simmons being a kissass to Sarge, Grif is more out of shape, Caboose is a little dim-witted compared to the other Blues, etc. But when you look at all the future seasons, the lack of fleshing out is very noticeable. Especially for characters who are nothing like they were here, like Donut. I mean I don’t think he spouted even one innuendo here, it’s weeeeird.

Like I said though, this isn’t that big of a deal. The characters still have character and are still funny, it’s just clear that they hadn’t been fully developed. It’s a first season of what was originally meant to be a comedic miniseries and is very forgivable in that regard. It’s honestly fun to rewatch this season and then say Chorus and see how far the characterizations have come. Still, it is a tad noticeable and I needed five picks, so I’m gonna put it here. But again, it’s honestly fine. As is our Number FOur pick…

#4. The Voice Acting

These guys, aside from like… two or three of them, were not actors. They hadn’t done a bunch of material like they have now either, so this is again very forgivable. But it does make the voice acting lover in me kinda cringe when I hear it. You can tell that they’re trying, but as I said, this was still in the early days when no one really knew what they were doing. The one who did the best were either already actors (Joel, Yomary) or had more of a character to play with (Burnie, Matt). Everyone else, as I said, was pretty much given an exaggerated version of themselves and I think it kinda shows in the voice acting. They were all okay, but compared to their later performances and when they are given more characterization, this was not their best work.

But again, this is not that big of a deal. This was the early days and as I said, you can tell that they were trying. I think ti honestly adds tot he charm of early RvB. A bunch of friends making dumb stuff with a video game. I mean Gus outright recording his lines over the phone while living in Puerto Rico, he and the others were clearly dedicated to this thing. It’s not the stuff of legends, but given the tone of Blood Gulch, it works. It’s a dislike because like I said, it annoys my voice acting loving self and it’s weaker to their later performances. But still, it’s very enjoyable… even if some of the voices some chose are kinda jarring. Speaking of…

#3. Sarge’s Voice/Not Fully Fleshed Out Character

This one is super nitpicky, but it bothers me! We all know Sage and his overly exaggerated Southern accent, right? Well… in this one, he is much, much more subdued. Like I said, the characters weren’t fully fleshed out and so Sarge isn’t quite the same as we know him now. The voice reflects this. Here, Matt plays him like a stereotypical Nasty Drill Sargeant. IDK why, but the voice just… bugs me. I guess it’s just because I’m so used tot he current one, but it jarred me so much I had to check if Matt had been the one doing the voice in Season One. Sure enough…

Yeah, this one is very nitpicky and again reflects how I don’t feel the characters were very well fleshed out. I mean even comedic wise, Sarge didn’t really stand out and was really just there to give Grif a hard time. Even his hatred of Blue isn’t really there. Fortunately, this would be fixed in Season 2. Every time I look back at this though, it just takes me out for a minute cause ‘OMG this is not the Sarge I’m used too!’. So a nitpick, but a dislike nonetheless. But hey the fact that this is a minor issue speaks of how much I enjoy this season, haha!

#2. The Afterlife Scene

OH GOD THIS SCENE! IT CONFUSED ME ALMOST AS MUCH AS THE S3 TIME TRAVEL SCENES DID! ALMOST!

So… Blood Gulch is very weird. I mean it had Ghost Church, is this a surprise? But that wasn’t even the weirdest part of this season or even the entirety of the Blood Gulch Chronicles. No, that honor goes to this scene where, after Caboose shot Sarge when Church was possessing him, Sarge found himself in the afterlife. Church and Shelia are also there. Now, fortunately, Sarge comes back via Grif using CPR… on a bullet wound… yeah… but God this scene was the first time the show made me go ‘WTF am I even watching?!’ especially since unlike Chruch’s ghost thing, it never comes up again. Church having been an AI the whole time didn’t help.

Now I know it kinda got explained later as part of Recovery Mode, but it still leaves a lot of questions. Why was Church there? He got kicked out of Sarge’s body when he got shot. Maybe he went back in hopes of making it work? IDK. But maybe we can just say that since Church was possessing Sarge, he left some kind of trace and the Recovery Mode picked up on it. Cool… then why was Shelia there? Sarge wasn’t even at the canyon when Shelia was unleashed. Did Recovery Mode pick up on that from Church too since it was so recent? I guess that makes sense? And yeah I know that when they wrote this Church wasn’t intended to be an AI so maybe it really was the afterlife, but that’s no longer a possibility, so… AAAAHHHH!!!

Yeah… this is why I don’t try to think through Blood Gulch stuff too much. Doing so does nothing except make my brain hurt when I try to go over how it makes sense in canon. Don’t get me wrong, the scene was funny especially with Grif and Simmons trying to revive Sarge. Kinda feel bad for Grif for getting scolded when he just saved Sarge’s life, but it’s Sarge. Of course, he would. I also like the more muted colors int he afterlife and the weird wavy effects with the scenes in the world of the living. It’s a funny scene, just one that hurts my head whenever I try to make sense of it. Stupid me and my stupid need for logic…

#1. The Audio

This was by far the biggest thing I noticed, including back when I started this back in 2017. The audio is… not good. I think this might help explain some of the amateur voice actings because half the time, the filter effect distracts you from the performance. Now I actually do like them using the filter since it makes sense that they’d use mics int heir helmets to talk, but I think that they tuned it up a little too much here. The whole reason they did this was to hide the fact that people like Gus, Jason, and all the guys in California had to record their lines over the phone. It’s one of the better decisions that they made, but like I said, in this season it is super distracting.

The only thing maybe worse is the mixing when it comes to explosions. There are a lot of explosion effects in this due to all the guns, grenades, and tanks. They are loud. Really loud. Like I remember watching the scene where Church dies. I was watching it on my laptop with headphones and I had the volume at a fairly modest time. The explosion noise made me jump. It can sometimes also overpower the voice acting like I think there were a few times I couldn’t fully make out what the Reds were saying when Shelia was firing at the end. Add that tot he voice filter and… yeah.

The audio wasn’t bad. Like I could tell what characters were saying. The effect was just distracting though and clearly they needed some work on audio mixing. Which they, fortunately, did by the next season. I think Burnie even mentioned how annoyed he got at the constant complaints about the filter int he Season 2 commentary, but hey he listened! Still, for Season One, it was by far the thing that annoyed me most and while I know it’s because they didn’t have quality equipment, it still distracts me when I rewatch. So it’s going to be my Top Dislike for Season One.

Final Thoughts

As I have tried to make clear, I don’t view any of these as major issues. Heck aside from Audio, IDK if I’d even say I disliked them. Thrown off by them sure, but not outright dislike. It honestly helped the show I think. It’s certainly mature and kinda crappy work, but it added to the charm and appeal to the show. It’s why they still use stuff like and photoshops, it’s endearing. Even with the improved production quality and while they have maintained a lot of what made RvB such a fun series, the original seasons still have this unique charm that despite how stupid it is, you just wanna tune into it over and over again. So these may be Dislikes, but they’re ones to be proud of. But hey I’ve still got plenty of Likes to talk about, so stay tuned for that~

[sweetpeachjones]

YMUB pt. 7

Episode 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 , 6

A/N: Thank you for putting up with me

 For my anon n @pupyluv247 xoxoxo

"Ugh, why is it so damn hot in Oakland?" You lie in your silk sheets tossing and turning desperately trying to find some comfort. It wasn't the temperature that had you going crazy like, your hormones were raging. It has been 3 weeks since you moved out and got your own place. Three weeks since you and Erik spoke. He would call and you ignored his calls you ended up changing your number altogether. He would come by the office and your secretary would block him. If he got belligerent security was called and he would leave but Erik was persistent and it was a matter of time before you had to face him. You decided on taking a cold shower before drifting off to sleep, however, your cell phone was almost begging you to call Erik. He didn't know where you lived and tonight wasn't the time to found out. The glow of the phone irritated you so much that you took the battery out and put it in ur drawer. Only then you were able to get some rest. The next morning after finishing your first appointment, you were waiting for your second when you received a call from the University. "Hello Mrs. Stevens" "Yes" "Oh hello this is Shelia from the Black  Excellence committee and I wanted to inform you that you and your husband are going to be nominated with humanitarian of the year award." "Oh wow well I'm honored." "I'm glad you are you guys have done so much work for our city and beyond it's time you have been recognized. So the ceremony is Aug 11 a month from now and I will email you further details okay." "Okay, thanks so much." "No thank you and have a wonderful day." As soon as you hung up your secretary buzzed in about Erik calling. You told your secretary to say you were in a meeting. As your second appointment walked in. At 5 pm you prepared to leave as you walked out the door you smelled some familiar cologne you knew immediately who it was, you reached into your pocket and grabbed hold of your switchblade just in case. You stalking me now." You said flatly and kept walking. You didn't have to look back to know he was following you. "You can't keep ignoring me Y/N" "Wanna bet, what do you want" "You of course" "Oh thought I was unless to you." You turned as you walked in the parking deck Erik quickly follow seeing you walked to an unfamiliar car.

"What's this?, Where's your car?"

"None of your business but I bought this baby as soon as I moved out. I figured you would have some sort of tracker and found out where I am." You fiddled with the keys as you dropped them in water the other day, it has been malfunctioning since then. You pressed the unlock button only to have the car alarm go off. Frustrated u bang the keys on the roof, Erik silently watched you throw a temper tantrum. He calmly grabbed the keys from you pressed on some buttons, silenced the alarm and unlock your car door. He opened the door for you and waited til u got in. You said nothing as u got in and he slammed the door. You wanted to wipe that stupid smirk off his face as he waited for you to say something. You didn't you just started the car. "Is there something else you need." "Yeah, did u get the call from the school,?" "I did, and?" "Sooo we need to make arrangements to pick up" "No I'll meet you a block from the venue and we will ride up together so no one is suspicious." "Why can't I pick u up" "You seriously need to ask me that question, move out my damn way." You put the car in drive and pulled off unnecessarily hard. He jumped back just in time before you ran over his toes. The night of the ceremony You spent all day with your stylist and glam squad aka your sister and boy cousin and they primped and prepped for tonight evening. You settled on a rose gold evening gown with diamond accessories. Once done you looked like an Aphrodite herself. You had an Uber XL bring you to the designated spot you and Erik agreed upon. Erik was leaning against the car looking up and down the street apprehensively waiting on your vehicle. Once the driver pulled up he open your car door and you stepped out. Erik's jaw dropped as you walked towards him. He was looking extra delicious in his black tux and gold accessories. His gold slugs gleamed at you when his smiled and held out his arms awaited a hug. You hesitated but he wasn't having that as he pulled you in a tight bear hug. You almost melted being in those strong arms and he had the nerve to wear your favorite cologne you bought him. He was making it damn near making possible to have an orgasm off sight and smell alone. His hands were dangerously close to your ass as you pulled away. Any fondling and you would just have to have him. "Erik we have to go" We have time, he said as he leaned in closer to kiss your neck "Uh huh I ain't here for all of that." Girl bring your sexy ass here, grabbing ur waist, we need to get in character. Finally kissing his way on your neck and earlobe. You were minutes from giving in. "Erik", you whispered "Yea baby", he answered as his hands were creeping under ur skirt. If he went any further it would have been game over. "If you don't get your fucking hands from under my skirt, I swear your eyes gonna match your outfit." And with that, you pushed him away. He sucked his teeth, knowing u want it just trying to fight but let you win this round. He Chuckled and said "okay princess off to the ball" holding the car door open. You glared at him for his little smart ass comment as you climb in the vehicle. He still managed to slap your ass HARD. One pulling up to the venue, the site was immaculate, you couldn't wait to get out the car. You almost felt intoxicated breathing the same air as Erik. You needed a drink fast. As you stepped people were calling you to take pics, you felt like a star because this was your nite, well yours and Erik. Y'all pose for several pictures but looking like the happiest couple in the world. If they only knew. Inside were pictures of you two at various points of your humanitarian work. Pictures of y'all with kids from Sudan, Nigeria, South Africa you working alongside women making dinner, pics of Erik building with hospitals and schools with the locals. Relief efforts after earthquakes and flooding both of y'all dirty from hard work but happier as ever. You almost felt nostalgic about how good you felt working and those happy faces of the people you help and the long steamy showers with Erik after a days work. It was too much emotion at once and you couldn't get to the open bar faster. As you made your way to the open bar Erik followed you like a hawk. “What would you like to drink ma'am?” “I'll have a whiskey.” “She will have apple cider” You looked at Erik with a fake smile. “Oh, honey, you are sweet but I got this”, adding venom in your voice. “I'm sure you do buttercup, just pace your self”, also adding base in his voice. The bartender looked confused feeling the conversation was deeper than face value. " I'll have a red wine please" Erik glared at you. "What doctors recommend at least one cup of red wine a day." Someone tapped you on your shoulder and turned to see a group of students that wanted to congratulate you personally. Among the crowd was Davida standing there looking bashful. You saw her and you attitude immediately went sour. Erik look shocked and nervous as he to was surprised she was here. He told her about but didn't think she would show up. You downed your first drink fast. "What the fuck are you doing here?", you whisper angrily. "Look Y/N, I didn't come here to fight or cause drama, I want to make amends with you and whether you like it not we're gonna be family." You stood in silence looking at her like she done lost her damn mind. Erik started to say something but you interrupted him you looked at her stepped closer so she can hear you. "I am not Erik so you can't-fool me. I know that baby is not his and your just looking for a meal ticket, if that's how you eat then fine but I'd be damn you ain't eating off MY plate." And you walked off leaving Erik confused about the conversation and Davida dumbfounded. The ceremony went lovely, you had just the kick in the ass you need to focus on the event and not think boning your sexy yet unfaithful husband. When it was time for you and Erik to accept your awards he spoke first. You kind of zoned out until he mentioned of opening a center for women's empowerment in your name. You were shocked to say the least and was speechless. Everyone clapped and cheered whispering amongst themselves. " Wow, such a beautiful couple. " Oh wish I had a marriage like that" Sadly the only ones who weren't fooled by the hype didn't clapped which was you, Erik, and Davida. You stepped outside to get some fresh air as took a sip of your drink a deep voice stirred you out your thoughts. You look to the sound and almost choked on your drink, It was your old mentor from grad school Ellis Watts. He was 6 years older and you guys had a hot sex fling for while Erik was back home and you were away at school. After all these years he still looked good. “OMG, what are you doing here?” “Well, I was in town and heard you were being honored so here I am.” Y'all embrace for what seemed longer than needed. You realized lots of people was around so you decided to go to this secluded spot in the gazebo in the backyard. "I'm so glad you came to support me, I figured we left things kinda weird." "Well I know you were just homesick and missing your boyfriend. But we did have some great times together., He sighed you it was hard to let you go, I thought about almost every day" "Hmm imagined if I didn't leave, where could we have been." "Are you having some kind of doubts about your marriage, are you happy?" You didn't answer as you tried to fight back tears. You wept silently as Ellis hugged you and let you cry. He rubbed your back to soothe you. You looked up at him as he was at least 5 inches taller than and pecked his lips as a thank you,  the kiss got more intense as your arms moved to around his neck. The kiss ended abruptly when you heard a pounding thud and you open your eyes quick enough to see Ellis on the ground holding his jaw. Confused you see Erik in complete rage. He gave Ellis no time to recover as he pounces on him punching him in the face. Somehow Ellis overturned Erik and both were giving and taking blows. STOP IT, PLEASE STOP ERIK GET OFF HIM! you yelled. Erik stopped and look at you. Leave Erik! I'm not going nowhere until you come with me! You noticed a crowd was drawing and assume the cops were next. Fine just go I'll follow. He quickly left and you pulled some napkins out of your purse. I'm so sorry about that, you said as you cleaned Ellis's lips. That's fine really if I'd have you as my wife I'd be fighting anyone who looks your way. You laughed to yourself and finished cleaning him. Y/N!!!!! you heard Erik yell. "You better go, I'll take it from here." "Okay here's my card call me ok" You left just as quick to catch up with Erik. Both got into the car y'all came in and left. "Driver our house" "You mean your place, I don't live there anymore." "STFU, and why the fuck was you kissing on that nigga?" "You seriously asking me that while your baby mama pregnant AF at our event." "That's beside the point though, no knows the issue with her however you kissing another nigga who ain't your husband's at an event for us!" He had point but fuck him "Fuck u Erik I ain't gotta explain shit!" The rest of the drive was silent. Once the car pulled up, you quickly hopped out and stormed towards the door. Erik was right behind with you with the keys. When he opened the door, you started for the stairs but Erik grabbed your arm and swung you back to him and pinned you to the wall. He was still pissed. "So you fucking that nigga?" "Fuck u, Erik" "I'm not asking you again!" "Unlike the piece of shit, you are I don't have to fuck every dick that walks by." "That's cause you know that my pussy and can't no nigga fuck you like I can. How long as it been a month maybe two I know that pussy is wet AF right now begging to eaten and fuck properly.” You just turned your head cause he was absolutely right. Then he went for the kill sucking on your earlobe as his hands went under your dress. "Just as I thought", he picked you and found a better way to release his emotions. The next morning The sunlight plus the urge to pee woke you up. Erik has arm tightly around your ribcage keeping you snugly against him. You look down and you were completely naked. You subtle movement woke up the sleeping beast behind you "Where you going?" "I have to pee" "Mhmm well come back" He moved his arms like granted access. After you did your thing you looked in the mirror while you washed your hands. You noticed the passion marks and slight bruises over your neck and chest. Last night was everything you needed and more but you couldn't continue this cycle.  You needed to leave. You snuck out the bathroom and went towards the dresser, you quietly got some casual clothes and almost melted how neat your drawers were. You kept your clothes in a certain way while Erik just threw his in the drawer. The fact he took the time to fix it how you like making you all warm and fuzzy inside. But damn that! You gather some more clothes shut the drawer quietly. The sound you heard almost made your heart stopped. “Where you going” “Huh” “I said where are you going, getting out of bed walking towards you.”

You looked like a deer in headlights didn't know your next move. “We're you leaving me?” “I can't stay here Erik” “Who said you can't your my wife this is your house.” He was getting loud almost frightening. He snatched the clothes out of hands and threw them across the room. "Oh you were gonna leave me and go with that nigga wasn't you. After I gave you something special something near and dear you gonna fuck a nigga and leave you got me FUCKED UP" he grabbed a glass vase of flowers and threw them across the room. You watched the water and flowers go everywhere but you couldn't let him intimidate you. "Oh save your bullshit Erik, we both know you bought that center out of guilt. And as much as you have been fucking around you should have no reason to question what I do." You stormed towards the door finding your courage but he blocked the door and got on his knees. He wrapped his arms around your waist. Okay, baby, I'm sorry. You're right, I'm trying to do better, I'd want to make this right. Please stay." His sniffing made your heart broke and you just wanted to lay in bed and cuddle and forget this ever happen. But it did and these are the consequences. "The only reason you want to make this right is that you got her pregnant. Now I looked past the other times but you are making a fool of me. And I can't be here for that now move I need to go." Erik stood up but his demeanor was deadly. "Fine you wanna take your ass to him then go." He reached behind him and locked both doors. "But you gotta find another way to leave other than this front door" "What negro move" Erik's was stiff as a boulder. He instead grabbed your arm and led you towards the balcony. Your first thought was he gonna throw you over so you kicked and screamed making it difficult. He pushed you on the balcony and locked the sliding glass door leaving you out by yourself. Erik, Erik open this damn door! You banged but to no avail, he didn't answer. He climbed back in bed and turned the TV up loud to drown you out. Frustrated you stop knocking and looked for a solution. You looked over and saw the pool, if you jumped you could make it, since you're on the third floor the deep end would have to be your target. But you wasn't much of a swimmer. You had no other option. And hitting the ground wasn't one of them.  You looked behind you and Erik was facing you but looked at tv. You climbed over holding on the balcony as you made your jump. All Erik saw was your red shirt floating past the balcony rails. "I know this bitch didn't!" He ran downstairs as he saw your body enter the water in a weird way. Since you didn't bob back up he knew something was wrong and the blue liquid was starting to turn red. Oh, shit y/n! He yelled once he got to the patio. He dove in and retrieve your unconscious body. He gave you CPR as you weren't responding. "Come on baby breathe dammit" He blew one more time and pumped your chest until you spit up water. He was so happy he cradled your head in his arms and noticed the cut on your forehead. He carried you bridal style in the house as he went and got the first aid kit. You started to protest but he wasn’t having it. He just took care of cleaning you and laid in bed as the painkillers took effect. He didn't want it to happen this way but as far as you and he was concerned his wife was back.

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[aresalchemist]

A day before Easter this year our sweet, lovable, cat Shelia passed away due to stomach cancer. We had Shelia for about 7 years. She showed up one day, the sunday before my brothers 1st communion while my aunt was taken him to get a suit as a present, and me and my young cousins had spotted this cat right out side our glass door to the back yard. We asked my parents if we could pet it and they let us. So we did for hours!! And this cat loved everyone!! Loved to be petted everywhere!! So a couple days later me and my dad made some pamflets to find who this cat belonged to. And no one claimed them. And this cat for 2 weeks kept coming back!! The front door, the back door omg they wanted in so bad!! So aftwr 3 weeks we had decided to take this cat to the vet and adopt it. And then we found out that it wasna she!! I named her!!!!!!! It was either going to be Shelia for a girl or Galaxy for a boy. She loved mt dad the most out of all of us, slept with mt mom in her bed and hanged oyt with me alot. My brother loved Shelia very much, but isnt really a animal person. We were so sad and torn up when she died. She had been sick for a couple of weeks prior, and no one coyld find out what was wrong. The doctors tested everything!! And it wasnt until about 3-4 days before did they find out she had a stomach cancer. The day she died we had a doctor come to assess her to see if there was anything we could do but that morning she stares to swell and the cancer had ruptured her stomach. So we had the doctor put her to sleep. I held her in her favorite blanket the whole time. We all cried!! Even my dad. So just a month ago the 3 (me, my dad, my mom) of us decided to get a cat or 2. My brother didnt want to get a cat at all and still doesnt. Sorry this is so long!!!! 😅😅 (at Everett, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnexjWsBJYa/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mw87wrwhq45u

[melien]

Trying out the new format of replies without links to the posts, because it’s less time-consuming and people usually remember what have they replied to (do they?). Maybe anyone knows how to reply with x-kit in chronological order? It would be my rescue...

jackssims said: !!!!!

jackssims said: Go Shelia!!!!

She’s fun to write! I admit I don’t want her out anytime soon. :D

romeo-and-simulet said: YESSSS JUST SAY IT

SAY IT OUT LOUD SHELIA god if she doesn’t win it will be a lot of pain

simlovinggirl said: Take care of yourself first and do what brings you the most inspiration <3 I’m here if you need to talk! :) <3

Thank you! ♥ And don’t worry, it’s just me! Usually all my problems are of mental kind, caused by overthinking, but I really don’t like forcing them on others because I don’t want to be this problematic kind of person who keeps complaining about something minor, moreover the best way of fighting problems for me is distraction. So everything’s fine! I’ve learned to keep my stuff to myself, unless it’s really bad and I need to share. 

blurrypxls said: Still proud of ma girl

I’m happy that you are! :D

romeo-and-simulet said: but your hair is the best hair ;_;

romeo-and-simulet said: okay I take it back!! this one is great ;_;

Actually I’m happy that both hair colours were inherited by Shirley’s kids! :)

simmeronnie said: they’re so cute!

Awww I know right *-* I’ve gotten into this save so much more than I thought I will!

novellam-under-the-stars said: I can’t handle that face!!🙈

Me too *-* they’re the purest being!

novellam-under-the-stars said: julianne’s hair gives me life

Indeed! Before I even started, I knew that my other legacy’s founder should be blue-haired.

romeo-and-simulet said: szhdbajshbdfsjdf I love this

Sorry that I haven’t named my next kids like this

cowplxnt said: cutiees

Aw, thanks! These pics are my favourite, I love them so much omg

romeo-and-simulet said: same

Me in the morning

gadl2 said: Are you playing in BridgePort? I love that tow! I’m considering buying Late Night this Easter because of the city Vibe!

Yeah! Sometimes I feel like I only play in Bridgeport, Roaring Heights, and Oasis Landing. All my saves are in one of these :D you totally should, Bridgeport is awesome! I’ve seen people say they had issues there but for me it works fine.

grumpysimmies said: I had no idea either but it’s actually kinda cute :p

Yeah it’s one of these small cute details! Even though I already downloaded the mod against these zzzz’s because it’s not really appropriate in storytelling pics.

grumpysimmies said: SO. MUCH. CUTENESS aaaaah *-*

simlovinggirl said: they’re all so adorable!!! <3

Aaaa guys ;-; I totally love this whole generation, though I’m still debating whether I should choose the heir myself or do a poll. I’ll make them over soon and we’ll see.

romeo-and-simulet said: yes your art is good

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Ayesha Liveblogs Fairy Tail S6

“I’m sure you both have more than cuddling in mind” Gray’s hotness is truly A Curse

“We can start as friends and see where that takes us” Lucy is also cursed with hotness she can’t go anywhere without being hit on

Gray makes dad jokes in front of girls who have been recently orphaned

How did no one find out about the underground passage when they were rebuilding the guild hall surely that’s relevant to its foundation

I guess Macao doesn’t get a say in who the next guild master is

Natsu, Gray and Lucy are 100% ready to murder anyone who makes Wendy cry

I don’t know what I was expecting from this season but Porlyusica the space dragon mom was not it

“It’s absolute hell,” said Warren, before everyone promptly ignored him

I can’t believe they crossed to the Spirit World to party

Gray giving Lucy a head rub while they’re covered in weird looking spirit dogs is my aesthetic 

These guys must be afraid to close their eyes now because every time they blink they lose weeks of their life

Ultear has such powerful thighs 

Jellal is free and he’s here for Justice and I love him

Dfghkdfjgkjghdk I love how much it matters to Jellal that he atones and I love how much Erza loves him

“I can’t - I have a fiance” WHAT THE FUCK 

Jellal you’re a liar you just wanted to avoid making out with Erza

The real question is why the image in the intro is Space Jellal is Earth Jellal going to pose as Mystogan because he’s probably busy ruling a kingdom and all 

Does Juvia not get a say in Lyon’s stupid guild-switching bet

I have some questions about how old these kids are if they were younger than Natsu but still raised by dragons 

Every time Gray and Lucy have a snarky aside I gain a year on my life

“This kind of stuff is Lucy’s specialty, let’s ask her” I love that Gray is such a good strategist but always yields to Lucy’s intelligence

Gray is failing at hiding because he can’t help but monologue

If they win, Laxus and Mirajane want servants, Gajeel wants a playboy bunny and Juvia straight up wants a sex slave

My poor stripper son he is trying so hard 

Murder her Lucy there is no tolerance for people who attack little girls

I’m so mad Lucy deserves so much better than these cheaters

“I couldn’t care less” me too Rogue

Lmao @ Ultear calling out Jellal for wanting to impress Erza

Everyone in the Fairy Tail stands probably: Erza your babies are going to be terrifying

Jellal laughing himself out the tournament was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen 

Ngl I completely loved Juvia’s fantasy about the mutual brooding

Jellal is so Extra does he have to sleep on top of a thirty foot wall outside

Natsu gets two points but ten points in my heart

“He caught me right in the feels man” same random crowd member

How come they can hear these two making a wager but they could not hear Flare threatening to kill a child 

If one more man makes a bet about what they can do to a woman if they win without the woman’s permission I s2g I’m gonna murder someone 

There’s corruption in the monarchy? Colour me unsurprised

The wedding dress pageant is an accurate portrayal of everyone’s relationships Lucy has a flirty relationship with Loke and Lisanna has a romantic history with Natsu but Lucy and Natsu are kind of crashing into each other in spite of all that

Suddenly everyone’s names are significantly more Japanese 

Lmao if Erza had informed anyone about her clandestine meeting then they’d probably think she was out all night banging ‘Mystogan’

The only way I could support Gray and Juvia is if he starts dating her out of spite to annoy Lyon and just keeps trying to annoy him until they’re married 

If this arc is teaching me anything it’s that I hate men and they’re terrible

“I know where she is... making kissies!” U RIGHT HAPPY

Leave Jellal alone he’s trying to be a better man and he just loves Erza a lot

“Jellal’s true feelings are a mystery to me” ARE THEY THOUGH

Yukino bursts into tears when anyone shows her the bare minimum level of kindness I feel you girl 

“She deserves a straight answer” Maybe Juvia should learn to read between the lines 

The magic of cutaways:

Sting: What kind of idiot would storm around here and start messing with our guild?

[Cuts to Natsu]

My baby boy fighting for the honour of strangers bless his heart

“Tell him, Gray,” said Lucy, with no concept of Gray’s fight-me metre at all

My garbage child showing a rare instance of self-restraint by not competing in front of the person who arrested him

“I choose to challenge all of them” SHE DID THAT

Jellal’s Erza senses are tingling and they’re telling him ‘the person I love is doing something ridiculous’ 

Doranbolt is crying omg he’s so proud of Fairy Tail

CANA DID THAT SHE BROKE IT SHE FAIRY GLITTERED THEIR ASSES

“We have a secret weapon” I’m 90% sure it’s Bob in there

Update: I was incorrect yikes

I theorize that Alexei is really Ivan purely by merit of the fact they’re both wearing fur-lined cloaks

Apparently it’s a fail-safe method of detection

Laxus joining the ‘would murder for Wendy’ squad

“Anyone who threatens them gets no mercy from me” LAXUS MY SON

Shelia being a vessel of Zeref is not what I was expecting

Fucking Jellal bumping into the one person in the crowd who might want to pursue him

“Their fists may be small, but their spirits are as big as the sky” I can’t tell if I want Jellal never to babysit or for him to adopt fifty children

“I consider Jellal a menace as well,” said Jellal, probably telling the truth

Poor Dreyar boys, completely incompetent with tears

I wish Levy would stop with the heavy ominous foreshadowing

Erza, Gray and Natsu are ten times more highkey about wanting to protect Lucy than they have been about any previous guild member

Lucy’s boys jumping to cradle her in their arms simultaneously was so beautiful even though I am very mad on her behalf

Gfdkgjlfjghlfh I can’t believe Hibiki is the first established character to make out with someone this season

“But didn’t you think of them as your parents too?” Natsu not everyone has good parents; see: Laxus

“Beating the crap out of my idol is pretty freaking sweet” someone get Sting in therapy

Friendship is everything in Fairy Tail except when Natsu wants to cut a bitch then Gajeel is literally shafted

Erza, smiling pleasantly: We survived defeat and humiliation

Lmao @ Jellal being able to tell if someone is a woman by their feet 

This is the most ominous way to end a season let alone a series why did they separate these two stories I’m concerned

[sabrina-spellman]

omg i recently started watching santa clarita diet (even though I know it got cancelled) mostly cuz i'm lowkey obsessed with timonthy olyphant and i DIED watching the first couple episodes. everytime timmy whipped out his cheesy hip dance, i absolutely lost it.

Santa Clarita diet is truly one of the best shows to exist and Netflix sucks so much. I’m lowkey in LOVE with Timmy and also shelia and Joel’s relationship ugh. And Abby and literally everyone. It’s so ridiculously hilarious and truly so smart I miss it so much

[mhateesyoux]

Added new shows to my list! 🌙

Btw I have added shameless & riverdale plus Izombie to my list!

Currently on season 5 of shameless. Yes I got so hooked that I binged 5 seasons in less than a month(before school started).

I started riverdale & finished season 1 in like 2 days.... it’s really good. (I kinda didn’t want to watch it cause I thought it was overrated but I’m glad I gave it a shot cause I love it).

Izombie-I’m on the last season but I haven’t started it yet cause yea I have to do school & I have these other shows I’m just so addicted to annnnd yeaaaa ughhhh.

Oh p.s. I totally ship jughead(😍😍) & Betty. I love Cheryl, Archie is a hottie and I like Veronica.

I loveeee Carl! He’s so cute & is such a bad boy... omg. Fiona is a fucking queen & I Stan & love her so much. I LOVE LIP! Omgg what a cutie. Debs is funny af and I love her too, Liam is a sweetie! Kev & V own my heart! Ship the fuck out of them & always will. Shelia(😂💛)... Oh, Frank. I low key want to visit the alibi if it’s even real lolol ok I’m done.

[tybysis]

11:37pm

I feel really good about myself today because of this outfit I ended up wearing so let’s see if I can make a happy entry.

Cause you know, Ty, we’ve been filling you with negativity a ton (which I mean, it is what you’re for. so. lmao.) but I want to even it out. Because that’s what I’m trying to do with life too, you know? Find that happy medium, that balance that lets me see both the bad and the good as equals, no one more than the other, and we all know that I am just. so good at seeing the bad, and letting the bad take over the good, and not being able to see all the things that I enjoy.

So. Today I wore a shirt I bought at primark, which is actually a body suit, white and off the shoulder with a lace up in the front, and it’s really cute. I paired it with some wine-colored leggings I bought at work that go all the way over my tummy, and then put one of mom-mom’s belts around my waistline, put on one of her long necklaces as a choker, and finally found some dark lipstick that I can wear. She had the perfect shade of course, being my skin tone and all. I love it. And I’m going to ask her for it. I already know she’ll say yes, so I’m pumped. Add mascara and some really blended gray eyeshadow, and we’re off to the races. I also got a mani-pedi today, which was great, and yesterday I got my hair done in crochet curls, back to black and blue. I felt... really nice about myself okay. Really good. 

Things that have happened that I wasn’t able to articulate because of how bad I was mentally in my last entry:

I started my semester at mont co, taking four classes, all of which I’m pumped for: Creative Writing, Improv, Intro to Theatre, and ASL.

I found a way to school every day without having to pay for bus fare, via John, who I carpool with since he lives up the street.

I finally got a bus card, which SEPTA has brand new, that you can pay via app online, which means I don’t have to stress about having cash on me

I feel like I’m actually making meaningful relationships with my coworkers??? at least my other front ends. Rich and Haley and Jake are all really great and if one of us didn’t always have to be at work, I’d totally organize a night out or something.

I discovered that a PhD in Creative Writing is something that you can have AND that my creative writing professor has one??? so that is now my next goal.

I’m trying to find a way to do light brigade again this year despite financial troubles. I’m going to pay back what I owe and then talk to Miss Shelia about this season. 

Gabe and I’s weirdness is sort of normalized, now. I never really blamed him for not wanting to hang out with me, and not inviting me places. That’s whatever. I’m just glad the awkward part is done. 

I’m spending labor day at my grandma’s house in pleasantville, and it’s been nice. She’s content leaving me be, and we’re able to live our own lives and chill with each other too.

My textbooks this semester all together is going to be less than $50, which fits nicely in the budget

I may or may not be moving soon, which means a whole new space to decorate!

Ben and Ru are both super supportive, and we’re all super supportive of each other?? all the time?? which is super nice.

Chris and Mags are ALSO super supportive, and we dish and talk and do things.

John is teaching me how to play Magic the Gathering, because I finally took the knee to become full nerd.

D&D every Friday is something I have to look forward to each and every week and it makes me very happy to participate

I EASILY made friends in the D&D group??? I talk to Zach pretty constantly, and I was invited to a seperate group chat with him, Al, and Korre where we talk about videogames and play together on playstation somedays and it’s ??? really nice.

I SEE ROSE ALMOST TWICE A WEEK AT SCHOOL and it’s the bomb, okay??? I missed her last week because of John insisting on Magic!, but it really cheers me up to have someone I know there, ESPECIALLY ROSE! she’s great to hangout with and our schedules have been shit with meeting up since we both started working, and with the whole not-being-invited thing.

I got to hang out with Carlee and we talked about D&D and Magic! and all sorts of fun things while we ate at the shake shake and walked around the mall. 

If I have any regrets about my whatever with Gabe, it’s that I don’t get to see the others. Finding times to see Dan was difficult, and I haven’t seen her since I scooped her up to go to karaoke. I miss her and Kiki and Rose. But I’m shit at planning, when I remember to do so, and I already have so many chats it’s hard to keep up with. Cause tbh I was falling off before this happened. And? In reality? 

Well, I sort of feel like I’m... old. For that group. Like, I don’t know how to describe it, really, except that when the whole thing with Gabe just felt so... high school. It felt like I was expected to react a certain way, and that I HAD to do that, but then I kept thinking, you know, I’m not in high shcool anymore. I’m not that girl. I don’t have the energy to be so stressed about all my decisions and all my movements and everything I say. What I want is to sit down and have a good ole discussion about all the things I really wasn’t able to say, during that whole time. I want to talk about all the times I bottled up the things that hurt me during the friendship. I want to talk about Six Flags. I want to talk about Disney. I want to talk about the fact that when I tried to talk about how hurt I was that he didn’t hang out last summer, he complained about Dan jumping down his throat and told me not to bring it up. I want to talk about that day during practice where we sat up on the director’s podium while the flags had a sectional. I want to hear him talk about all the times I hurt him and he bottled it up too. I want to communicate. 

But also. Shit. I am too old to be forcing relationships, man. I can’t be running after anyone any more. It’s exhausting. And I honestly? Never did it. If we planned something and Gabe didn’t show up, it was Dan who called, or Dan who walked to his house and knocked on the door, I was always devastatingly uncomfortable with doing that, cause that’s just. always how I’ve been. 

I am so okay with this change, basically. Because if it means that in the future Gabe and I can live our lives, either together or separately, but at least treating each other like adults. And maybe even holding each other accountable. Ain’t that a pipe dream.

Cause okay. While I love all of my friends from high school, and I really appreciate those friendships, some of them are really juvenile, or at least have juvenile traits. Not being able to talk about things? Bottling up your emotions because you don’t want to share? Being scared of being judged? Second guessing yourself every time you want to do something? Deciding that you can or can’t do something based on your friend group because you don’t think it’d go over well? High school. High school high school high school.

That’s what I love about college. Everyone is just. so okay? with you? and by that I mean. They don’t care what you’re majoring in. They’re at least vaguely interested in what you want to do with your life. But there’s no pressure to be or not be anything. 

Something that really stuck with me is Dan saying that even if she did find someone she liked, she probably wouldn’t date them because “it would throw off all my dynamics” and?? it really made me pause. Even though she spoke over it and backtracked like she didn’t mean to say it. Like? Was the group really? Like that? That finding love was something that wasn’t even seriously considered because of how it would change the dynamic??? Like I remember how terrified I used to be of dynamic changes, how much I used to catalog them, how much I exulted them. But jesus. Jesus that’s so unhealthy. 

Like? no one should be afraid that something they choose to do would upset a friendship? Without any speaking about it? Like, hey, someone coming up to you and going “hey this makes me uncomfortable” is different. But. I just.

like, yeah, there is a chance that I am misconstruing everything. That’s true. But I remember who I was when I held these friendships over everything and anything, and... man I just hope they’ve matured and developed. And the thing is? They probably have with out me. And of that I’m hopeful and glad for. 

Omg so wait, before I forget to mention this. I went to the liquor store with Zach and John on the way home from work one day and we stopped at the burger place near work and it was just??? really nice. To be hanging out with people my age. Also it was the first time I actually bought something from a liquor store and so I got these cute little bottles of kraken that are amazing and I love them lmao.

idk man it was just a really chill day and it was really nice and it’d be cool if I could hang out with John and Zach more often.