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blvck-doc-martens · 5 days ago

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I want to torture him until his guts are on my floor and then make pretty bows with his pestilent intestines. How ironic.

#this may be about Mengele #I had time to read books today so #I’m kinda pissed now #I want to beat someone’s ass #I need to get back to running everyday #I love my cardio #don’t reblog this?#Vent #I think my humor has changed since last year #Now it’s like eh idk about that

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coughwheezecough · 3 months ago

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Remember when Klaus was queer. Remember when Luthor was an astronaut. Remember when all Lila wanted was family. Remember when Five made jokes. Remember when Klaus was a veteran. Remember when Five said damn the world, where's my family.

#the umbrella academy #okay ill stop now #but many feelings i have #my coping method is yoda yes #tua season four #netflix the umbrella academy #tua season 4 #astronauts are overqualified scientists with more cardio reps than you can dream #was the marigold eating luthors brain??#holy likes and reblogs batman!#im a lurker who loves attention so much thanks

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maxdibert · 5 days ago

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My two gay ships in this show end with the beefy himbo attempting murder on the nerdy twink after a massive clash of interests culminating in tragedy and I don’t know how to feel about this but all I know is that yaoi angst is my passion

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bitchfitch · 2 months ago

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They should invent a way to call the boarders about my cats that wouldn't involve irritating a real live person who has a job to do that is not telling me my cats are ok.

#Ive only called once and only after Cardio should have been out of surgery #which i think shows immense self restraint on my part #Things have gone down hill quick irl and i just need my kitties to be ok #2 and 3 were supposed to go under anesthesia yesterday but someone fucked up and left food and water in their kennel over night #so their procedures have been moved to tomorrow.#which. im glad it was delayed given the chances of aspiration.#but given the general stress level rn i would have Loved it if this could have been dealt with already #the threat of them not handling anesthesia well continues to loom #the car thing set off a powder keg of issues with my dad my mom had been managing before she left him for being a powder keg of issues #so good news is he's getting help finally. bad news is its a whether he likes it or not situation.

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dawnbreakersgaze · 5 months ago

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LMAO IT JUST KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER?!?!?!

Poor Grey shows up late, hungry, grumpy, and the first thing that happens to him in office is he bumps into his chief surgeon.

And what does said chief surgeon do? Steals his fucking book 🤣🤣🤣

His man cannot catch a break I'm DEAD 😂

Y'all I'm soooo past the point of down bad lmao. We need a new term. I'm down dastardly. I'm down abysmally. I'm down past the point of no return. At this point papergames could send an agent to my home with a Fey contract for my soul or a first born child in exchange for this man and I'd sign it without a second thought lmao.

#help he's stupid and I love him #my greatest weakness is men who are clinically obscenely smart and yet cannot manage to exist in life without being chronic fuck ups #ie a world class cardio surgeon who drops his breakfast and mismanaged his time and got bullied out of his book by his younger boss lol #like pls plssssssssss #juST GIVE ME HIM ALREADY PAPERGAMES PLEASE #lnds #lnds greyson #can you hear my heart 💙⃤

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e77y · 3 months ago

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It is so cold on this goddamn bus. Please. Help

#there is NO reason it should be 65 degrees in here….#I’m wearing a short sleeve dress bc it was so hot this morning because. you know. Florida in the summer #but then it rained and now it’s cool and breezy outside #and I was going to take my scooter home and enjoy the weather but I decided to take the bus last minute bc I was worried it might rain again #BUT IT��S STILL NOY RAINING #AND I WOULD’VE BEEN HOME BY NOW BC THE BUS TAKES SO LONG #AND #I AM SO COLD 😭#this post is sooo light hearted btw I love the bus. thank you bus #I love to sit and write my silly fan fiction instead of doing cardio #but I just get cold so easily. and I didn’t bring a jacket today of all days. and for some reason TODAY every building has been so cold 😭😭😭😭#anuway I’m excited to get home and eat my new snacks 👍 and play vidya game #also I just had therapy! it was good :) I didn’t really have anything to talk about but I think it went well regardless #I kept apologizing for talking too much and also. everything. and she was like ‘let’s reframe that shall we’ 🥲😅😅😅#ellyposting

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thisfuckingdork · 7 months ago

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I was a very impatient highschooler in that when faced with crossing a creek/climbing a small cliff or taking an extra FIVE (5) minutes on my way home/to school to walk around it. I would always go with option one. (Being honest I probably still would)

#in my defense it was 10 minutes to bus stop or an hour to/from school if the busses weren't running #uphills both ways (other side of a valley)#I think I'm allowed a level of impatience with that #and hey it made for good cardio #I love my legs (:#my art #me #furry #furry art #fursona #though sitting at the bus stop waiting for my legs to dry in the middle of winter was never a great feeling #I actually really like how these backgrounds turned out

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halleycomets · 7 months ago

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me about my new hobby/sport

#i love you endorphins i love you empowerment i love you short bursts of cardio i love you philosophy of respect and control #i love you nice diverse encouraging people at my dojo!!!!!!

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ichorative · 1 month ago

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Random "that time of the day where I feel like I'm gonna suffer a heart attack for no reason" event

#i know there's nothing wrong with my heart #i get an ECG like every six months #but this is crazy #i dont drink a lot of caffeine and i do cardio and strnegh trianing #so this really is just some sort of fuck you from my lovely body directed at me #like ah this chilling thing is so boring let's launch random pang in the chest that instantly costs this man 50hp to spice things up

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callixton · 4 months ago

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the thing w working out regularly again is that my cardiac health is worst it’s been in three years. and that is bc of the health flare up i had in march bc i can literally see when it divebombed in my health app & i don’t really think exercising is going to help that like. at all. bc it’s due to my dysautonomia. idk maybe assuming that’s it’s impossible to improve my cardiac health through exercising is not a good assumption to make but it is my lived experience & it’s not why i’m working out anyway

#idk i think it’s a myth that doing cardio helps your heart health as opposed to making you pass out #<- has pots*#it’s just like. frustrating making progress w my strength and then having to stop bc my heart is beating so heavy it physically hurts #if any other people w adjacent disabilities have advice i would love it btw. anyone else. not for you #i’m also only able to exercise at all bc of my heart rate medication otherwise literally two minutes of trying makes me feel like i’m gonna #- throw up/pass out. but the flare up has negated some of the medications efficacy and i don’t really know what to do abt that #ted talks

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aleixis · 2 months ago

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guys ik i needa lose a couple pounds but like,,, i wanna get buldak so bad

#somi ༉‧₊#NOT AN ED POST BTW #i need to go on a diet !! ! ! !!#tbh i love food too much to go on a diet #how do i live without my sweets and boba </3 #and like I'M NORMAL WEIGHT FOR MY HEIGHT ?#but like i still kinda have alotta of face fat and like overall body fat #and i've been researching (going on reddit) and most ppl say that u need to lose ur body fat in general to lose face fat #and like u need to do cardio #but like i hate working out :/#and i don't wanna go to the gym #so idk #GUYS IF U HAVE RECS FOR CARDIO TO DO AT HOME LMK !!! ! !!! !!#i'll start jumping rope & stuff bc i've seen ppl say that helps a lot #anddd i used to do alotta jumprope a couple years ago to get taller & i think that helped to maintain my weight even tho i ate a lot #so yeah !!#help a girl out </3 #for reference i'm 4'11 and 94/95ish lbs !!!!

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gideonisms · 1 year ago

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Oh temperatures under 100 degrees how I miss you ...

#it is 102 for the next 10 days according to google weather #one of those days it's supposed to reach 104....why me #every july i'm like why is the depression kicking my ass so hard #it's because i'm not outside as much for obvious reasons #don't get me wrong i still go walking most days but i wait until 8:30 pm #i need the sun so bad but she wants to fucking kill me love story of the ages #the other night i was like i need more cardio that must be why i'm so tired #and jogged for a bit and came back nauseous. FINE it is just too hot. i accept it. fine.

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earl-grey-love · 3 months ago

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I was oversleeping and had turned my alarm off, so I was heading straight for disaster (I need to fix my sleep for college). But not to worry because in my dream I saw Mephi wearing earrings and got so excited that I woke up from it. Thanks honey.

#I never get to have dreams of Barbs or Mephi because my heart starts racing which wakes me up #being queer is such hard work at times 😔#at least it's good cardio #I never really thought about Mephi wearing earrings before #they were these little gold hoop ones in the dream #they're cute but idk if he really gives me guy with earrings vibes #I just love him AND cute accessories #ship: you are so lovely #sunny speaks

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leowifefang · 3 months ago

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getting tired and sweaty is great but only when its hiking biking or climbing cause wtf is Gym

#i HATE the gym #if im gonna be doin some exercise shit it better be outside .#idk why i hate indoor gym shit so bad . its so annoying like Guy who eants to get buff voice. But i only like to do calisthenics (barely)#and cardio :( and it has to be outside :( wahh #mt katahdin i fuccking miss you so muxh. However you are in maine. my love. old rag is my best friend such a chill mountajn but ive it so #much that irss ljke. Alright . i tuink my record is 3/4 hrs for that thing just cause ive been tbere so much 😭😭#10 miles my ass old rag is such a friendly mountain i LOVE seeing kids there its so joyous. like YESSS ME TOO cause i did it when j was 8 or #so too its so fuckinh fun #i was short and couldny do some of the scrambles . but its rlly fun as a kid to do #i also like seeing other people who havent been there before because they have so much fun at the rock scramble parts #i love hiking man

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boyobjectifier · 2 years ago

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yeah yeah getting chased and fucked in a forest is hot i can see the appeal

but like. you guys wanna… run?? for KINK??????? really????

#i avoid running at all costs to be quite fucking honest #sorry but i’m genuinely so lazy when it comes to cardio 😭#and i have no sort of self-preservation.#love this fantasy for the rest of you though. hell yeah. i’ll see you later back on the couch lmfao #i would just be like ‘oh shit somebody’s after me. finally! this is my moment to die!’#h.txt #‘hope i look cute while i’m dying!’ ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა

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technicolorxsn · 9 months ago

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I need to go to the gym and do cardio but I would rather kms tbh

#/j /j but genuinely i fucking hate cardio ughhhhh #im dragging my feel bc of thay #i love lifting weights id rather do that but augh #thats not what i *need* to do

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