#I love how it’s all just grown men playing children 😭

[luvathena]

Farooha does appear in the play, in scenes where it takes place in Abood’s house. search up ‎ قطعة 13 مسرحية on YouTube, the first result is the play.

TYSM ANON!!! Found it and it looks so cool im defo gonna watch

[justcallmesakira]

Bsd men with a childish s/o part 2!

Sypnosis: Bsd men with a very silly and goofy s/o with ranpo, akutagawa and nikolai! Genre: Lowkey fluff, crack

Warnings: poisoning with peanuts, sliding down a metal Rollercoaster railing, implied doxxing a Mexican kid, blasting, teeth 😇

A/N: Okay so my last post got loads of likes so I decided to do a part 2 because why not? I don't think I will do part 3 but you can request if you want..?

Ranpo-

Wow... look two autistic lovers challenging each other who can eat the most sweets without getting cavity!

You one time tried stealing his candies,, so he kept you in those childrens tents filled with colorful balls😧😧😧 yk those silly cages made for children so they think they are meant to have fun?

Nahh fukuzawa gunna call the CPS

If you think he will be all sweet with you.... No shit bro your in for a ride, AND I MEAN A LITTERAL RIDE-

"uhh ranpo I don't think we should use a Rollercoaster as a slide" "shut up you kid! Sliding not a crime xD"

Two grown up adults found sliding down a roller coasters rail

BRO let the news reporter have a break 😭

He's kinda like dazai but a bit more childish with you (awh how cute...)

One time he tried to play with a kid on the sandbox but he refused so you came and gaslighted the kid to eat a peanut butter lollipop 🍭🥜

Turns out the kid had allergy to nuts

Kid: AUGHHH AGUH AGHGh AEEEEUGHH you: :3 Ranpo: god must be happy

FAMILY GUY Reference??? YES

And so two totally romantic lovers go on a journey to poison little kids!

Hohoho if aomeone bullies you he's gonna go "Hello (first name) (middle name) (last name) who lives in (full address) and was born in (birth hospital)" on that Mexican kid who tried to bully you

That's hot😋😳🤭

One time you lost your left glove in the winter so he took your left hand and slid it in his gloved hand

YES THAT'S POSSIBLE I DID THAT TO MY hopeless romantic ass Self!!!!

Akutagawa-

....

How did you get him to date you bro 😀

He does not even understand what wrong with you so he always has be the one saving your ass during a mission just in cas3

OH it's not for your protection.... It's him protecting the building so you don't blow it up

😁😁😁

You know how he goes ◉ - ◉ sometimes? That's exactly how he questions your silly antics

"I can't wait for the tooth fairy to come for the teeth under my bed!" "◉-◉" higuchi: you are too old for fallen tooth what are you sa-- Y/N WHO'S TOOTH IS THA--"

He only glared at higuchi telling her to not question it with you behind him ":3"

Sometimes you play with his rashoumon by putting make up on it

Idkdontaskmehowyoudidthat-

"sir we bombed up the plac-" "good" 💁‍♀️💄👹---🧑

GUYS THE DEMON IS THE RASOUMON AND DON'T QUESTION IT

If anything akutagawa is questioning why he has to keep you in a children's daycare

BRO give him a break-

When dazai met you and you two had matching energy he was just staring at you two with respect... He felt a bit felt out though

HUG HIM RIGHT NOW👿

Other then that he tries to understand you and protect you from danger because of your goof :)

Nikolai-

This is gonna get messy.... 😨

Honestly you have matching energy butttttt- BONUS POINTS IF YOU ARE A TERRORIST WHO Goes >:3 WHILE BLOWING UP A BUILDING-

Fyodor is questioning his life choices because you two acCidENtaLly burned his kitchen

"Damn.... It's 7 am..." Fyodor said calmly as he saw his only house burn down

Your gonna become his pretty assistant in his circus or sth🤡

Anyways you know those bumper cars? You two ride those and bump each other with it causing a friction and blasting the whole place

He will let you lay on his thi- I mean lap if you are too tired but don't be surprised to wake up with pigtails and heavy makeup :>

NIKO I love you but if you do that... Things are gonna get way messier😊😊😊

If

If you want anything he Wil just open up his portal and bring

"oioioioi koala (the name you gave him because of kolya) I want to drink shrimp and lollipop soda" *opens up portal and takes out a golden can* "here you go! :3" "Oh tank yew :3"

Totally sane and normal!!

Yes you call him koala instead of kolya but he always goes 😳🤭

I would too bbg wann-

Overall I think it's sort of good to be cheerful I mean at least you get too get away with his pranks (slightly)

Just make sure he doesnt sigma 3 breakdown hair you

A/N: I know this wasn't good but I am not in the mood to write yk--so sorry it's not funny or anything anyways I am not sure whether I WI will write part 3 or not

Tag: @silverbladexyz

Reblogs and likes are very much appreciated!

[midnight1nk]

So, this week's episode...

[spoilers below cut]

y'know, i've taken the time to calm down from what happened minutes ago and this might be the distraction i need. hey, the Karen and Swag dynamic is back (for real this time) and i got myself some instant ramen :)

(the following is my life reaction:)

hey luke, oh that's right the murder drones merch ofc

ah yes, just innocent child imagination. very nice :)

dude, it's good to see Karen and her kids again

THEY BROUGHT IT BACK LET'S GOOOOOO

and the corporation is at it again. OMG seriously leave Karen alone bruh

well, ig she didn't technically finish the job of killing Marty (nope i'm still not over that btw)

well we at least know what Karen has them under in her contacts, "Hitman inc"

YES YES YESSSSSSSS THE SMG4 KIDS ARE BACK BABYYYYYY

i have been WAITING for this to happen, i can check this off the bucket list

can they be friends PLEASE?????

oh hang on i gotta pull a Pitch Meeting (TM) here, give me a second...

Writer!Ink: "..And Frankie said that Beeg4 claimed the playground right before they did." Producer!Ink: "Wow, it's going to be hard to go against Beeg. I mean, this is the kid known to start fights with other kids to get what he wants, like that one time with the ice cream." Writer!Ink: "Actually, it's going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience." Producer!Ink: "Oh, really?" Writer!Ink: "Yeah, because Zach is just going to poke Beeg with a stick and that should pretty much do it."

Producer!Ink: "If only we could do that irl... but wait, if they're in their imaginary world, could the stick be a stand-in for a sword or weapon in general? I mean, it was the same stick they used to execute that guy." Writer!Ink: "Well, sir, we're already pushing boundaries on what YouTube is allowing Glitch Productions to do. We're already doing the Knights of Guinevere and, with Dana Terrace and TOH team onboard, there's not enough in the budget to show a kid getting stabbed even though it's pretend." Producer!Ink: "Oh yeah, YouTube will definitely going to kick our ass for that. We got away with it last time with Terrence." Writer!Ink: "Also, death is sometimes not real." Producer!Ink: "...What?"

...let's just move on

sad moment for Beeg for sure, but I just like how he rolls around like that

Swag, my dude, no....

that was cute for Swag to call Beeg little buddy

EGGDOG NOOO (well, they are kids, they probably didn't realize how much it's affecting Beeg, even if it's pretend)

SWAG FLASHBACK? i did not see that coming

also these grown-ass men clowning on a kid, bruh how about you mind your damn business

this really sweet though and very on brand for Swag to go against a bunch of kids

*holding out for a hero shrek 2 version mp3 plays in bg*

yep, everyone in SMG4 has trauma 😀👍

"OMG IT'S SPIDER-MAN" *look at the camera* how did I get in this show? am i cory this whole time?

guess who's back from that call?

Swag, you're so dead. RIP already to you dude

(also weird how in the same week, the fandom found out that Kevin was going to be in a boxing tournament, huh...)

that R roll though, hold onnnnn

i really do love the switch between their game of pretend and irl

using a HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL GOVERNMENT DEVICE on CHILDREN in a PLAYGROUND....

huh *sweats nervously* this isn't new, very on-brand for Swag to do, but... oh god they read my episode concepts /silly

honestly that's a good question Karen, finally someone says it

SWAG

This is giving "The Incredibles" vibes and i'm somehow here for that, hell yeah

PFFT HAHAHA YEAH KAREN FUCK THIS GET THEIR ASS

well Swag you did dare them to "stomp out" your spell

OH BEEG HE'S JUST A BABY 😭

YES YES THIS IS WHAT I WANT YESSSS

WAITER WAITER I WOULD LIKE SOME MORE 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥

*LE GASP* WE CAN HAVE SMG4 CREW MINI WITH ALL THE KIDS

...huh *to self, don't think about goop!4 don't think about goop!4 don't think about goop!4*

i'm going to point at whoever wrote this scene intentionally. you, yes YOU, if i'm thinking exactly what you are putting down, touché

OH SHIT GET THE KIDS KAREN

F in the chat for Swag o7 (ik he's not dead)

WOAH WOAH WOAH HOLD UP NONONONONO TEAM YOU CAN'T JUST DROP THAT ON US! ON ME!

oh fuck dude, that just slapped me across the face. "Reckless and chaotic", huh? WHO THE HELL IS THE KIDS' BIO FATHER? For all we know, this guy might be dead. divorce is an option, sure, but the way Swag's sacrifice caused a lot of destruction...

the implications, guys... i can't believe this...

ANYWAY Beeg4's little hops ���� like father, like son

andddd Swag's not dead, i knew it. and in the sky just like Old Man who's also not dead btw :)

Congrats to choripandia for your art being featured in the credit 🎉 love the art, dude

.・-: ✧ :--: ✧ :-・.

omg... what an episode! This has been fantastic, honestly!!! Everything from the plot to the animation, all of it was SOOOO GOOD. It's crazy and wacky and I love it! It featured side characters the whole time, love those kinds of changes! and we got character backstories which WOAH that was a nice surprise :D

AND AND i get a dose of the Mini Crew? HELL YEAH

this has been phenomenal and I truly think this might lead to something. Aside from the imagery the Team likes to tease me and goop!4 theory with, this could lead to an arc, likely on Karen. A non-Mr.Puzzles arc, I'm all for it.

(and y'know me I would've called it the most non-Puzzles Puzzles arc potential of all times, that doesn't seem that it's linked to Puzzles in any way but it could be brought back bc character development. after all, Karen is linked to Marty, Puzzle Park, and the corporation and Swag to episodes related to IGBP. but for our sakes, let's not have Puzzles this time, it'll be a very creative challenge for the Team)

If there's no arc, that is totally fine! I am more than happy to just have more episodes like this without it being in an arc. not necessarily non-plot relevant bc of the corporation and Karen's mystery husband. it's still insane that the Team dropped that in for us and Swag's backstory like that. Amazing job, truly.

Now I know some people might've been confused about Mario being in the thumbnail and not in the episode. I get it really. According to Ben, he didn't see the episode itself until after its release and this thumbnail was what the Team sent him to do. It's crazy ik, but do understand that they're working on a tight schedule.

Take it from me: I work as a major editor for a publishing group (that i'm not going to specify) and we have to release a new thing every two weeks. It's not of "one team works on this and then passes it on to the next" like a factory production line. All teams are working at the same time and have to deliver at the same time, regardless of the amount they were given in the first place. And there are times when something's missing, we have to improvise (but still maintain good quality) just so we could meet the deadline. Even if we have good communication with each other.

Obviously for the SMG4 Team, they have a lot of things going on in their lives, other projects to work on, timezones to get through, and yet they still have the moment for this show. Perhaps when Ben was sent the request, they planned to have Mario in the episode but the writers (Aaron, Paul, and Wiz) decided to write him out. Who knows? Just imagine doing a thumbnail and then the group chat tells you to make a different one quickly before they release it. Plus, his computer is holding on by a thread from all the rendering, poor Ben

i know how that feels, man 😔 there goes my program crashing

For what it's worth, it's okay, the episode was still great. Thanks as always, Team. Anyway guys, that's all I have to say for now, really enjoyed nice little distraction. And remember: numbers go first!

I'll see you all next time!!! 💙

[whyreyousoobsessedwithme]

Do you think PTJ will make Gun x Crystal a ship? I mean, the fanart on his page might be foreshadowing something plus he likes to throw in ships at the worst times. And since Gun didn't let Charles kill Crystal because he either felt bad or wanted to see how far Charles will go for his goal of becoming a king, he might end up catching feelings for her. I mean it looks like a platonic, sibling-like relationship but we thought the same for Vin and Sujin so.💀

527- 530 Spoilers, thoughts + theories. I know I was supposed to answer this like 3 weeks ago, but I've been busy with work and other things.

Personally, I hope not. What those two need rn is therapy and healing. But yeah, I could see ptj making Gun fall for Crystal. It'll be onsided for sure, though. It's kind of obvious he plans to put Daniel and Crystal together. Hopefully, they maintain a platonic relationship, I really think it would benefit both Gun and Crystal since they're both lonely children suffering due to their family's actions.

527

How the hell did Gun end up on the beach like that without anyone else noticing him?

It is genuinely pissing me off how normal and kind Gap is acting despite being a serial cheater. "A place without honor," he says, like he doesn't cheat on his wife every Tuesday.

I have a lot of questions about how Gun got into prison. Did Gap pull some strings? Did he steal something in order to be put there because he had a white collar, but that would mean that the court was invovlved too and since Gun is a Japanese citizen wouldn't they try to contact his family? OMG, I hope they didn't make him spread the cheeks for inspection. He's too young.😟

Pls, I was joking when I said he probably went to prison to train

I NEED to know how Charles ended up as a prison volunteer. Also, how did Gun recognize him? Did he also come in contact with Charles in the past?

I need to know exactly just what Charles' plan was that he was willing to beg Gun and kill his own child. This old hairstyle of his also confirms that he was the one who hit crystal in the past, and after reading this chapter, it was most likely because she was ruining his plan by being too weak and emotional.

Gun hit a growth spurt in prison, yet somehow his clothes still fit him?

I don't think Goo stabbed his master on purpose, and even if he did, he probably had a good relationship with his master. Also, cut down goblins, really? (I'm being picky i know)

528

I personally think Goo, at least in the past, is stronger than gun.

I think the reason Gun yaps so much during fighting is because he's having fun.

Not Goo being Gun's sexual awakening

It always baffles me how these guys fight literally anywhere, and NO-ONE ever walks in on it. Like people visit the park ALL the time.

Shintaro already looks like he's not taking it well. The guilt is settling in. He looks worn out by everything.

529-530

It's shocking and low-key annoying to know the main reason Gun ruined so many lives is because he wanted to see a hypothetical situation play out to heal his daddy issues.

No way these grown ass men's first thought at seeing Gun again was "goblin"

Momma Park coming thru at the end, I told yall she cared for him in her own way.

Ptj, please stop making their bitties bigger than their head, its scaring me😭

Somi and Shingen both grew up in an environment where they experienced little to no familial love. It makes sense that she didn't realize it was her maternal instincts kicking in. One thing I didn't like, though , was how ptj made someone as strong as Shingen SULK over a defeat for 10+ years. Like, I know it was probably because of his decided fate, which led to him prioritizing fighting and meeting someone who can basically outdo him in the one thing he's supposed succeed at is shocking, but there could've been more depth. Like all that because he lost?!

Seeing Somi laying there bleeding out makes me realize how young she is. There was definitely a massive age gap in her marriage. She looks close to my age tbh, thinking about it now, she was mostly likely groomed into becoming a tool for her family to use for their sake.

Shintaro, girl, fuck you. Tf you mean "send you behind her", go follow your son instead.

Ptj, enough with the naked men😭

King of Busan looks like Taesoo 2.0. Let's just hope he didin't take after Gap in cheating, too.

I wonder if Gun came across Jinrang in prison?

[angelllcakes]

wooo!!! requests are open! how about shy crushes with chan? i could only imagine how the members would push him to make a move 😭

also, your rules post isn’t showing up for some reason! i’m not sure if it’s just me :((

hope you’re doing well!

arghhh those darn rules >:(

i have a feeling its because i altered my username, but i fixed the link and hopefully it's back up! thank you for being so considerate and acknowledging them though! i rly appreciate you bb 💗

as for this request, you couldn't have sent a better ask for me to jump back in with! but i realized i might have read the prompt wrong about half way in hehe... i hope this still meets your expectations!

just around the corner

with dino x femreader

warnings/announcements: insecure, quiet reader, mild language, ridiculously immature children in good looking, grown men’s bodies. SEUNGKWAN IS BLOND 😏😩 this is also based in a school setting, however ages or grades are not mentioned.

WORD COUNT: 1k

As someone who considers themselves not quite as "outgoing" as they'd like to be, public spaces have always haunted you by the idea of being extremely uncomfortable. It isn't the company of others that you particularly dislike, nor is it the fact that you feel the need to be alone. Sometimes, the silence that lingers in the air between small talk or with close friends is all you need to process your thoughts, and perhaps you need a bit more of that silence when the boy you find just ahead passes you by once again. He crosses through your path at exactly 7:43am each morning, sending you the most contagious smile before disappearing into his classroom. It's the same, small notion he does that makes you lose all grasp of your feelings, yet you always react so flusteredly, as if it's the first time you laid eyes on him all over again.

You wonder how he manages to find you each day, considering your schedules overlap and cycle in completely different agendas. You know for certain it's because of your class' small size, making each student familiar with one another at the very least, yet you like the idea of it being caused by fate, in the hopes that his charm is followed by a more meaningful reason rather than just out of the kindness of his heart. Chan in fact does look for you between the crowds of rushing students, desperately trying to speak with you through his bashful gazes and quick grins, but he doesn't necessarily hate the way your cheeks grown warm for him either. You give him a fraction more of the confidence he wishes for.

Yet as soon as he enters his homeroom, all hopes of his confidence disappear when he comes face to face with three of his closest friends, whom he currently wants to bury alive as they reenact the previous scene between the two of you. Their chuckles are filled with nothing but support and brotherly love for him, and as Chan's book makes contact with the blonde's face, his two followers emit an even louder laugh.

"Yah, quit messing up my look Chan!'

"Your face is already unfixable, give me a damn break."

Seungkwan scoffs lightheartedly before finding his seat as the bell echoes through the building, peeking over Chan's desk for another genuine, but mostly annoying attempt to pry at his love life.

"Are you going to actually go for her today? Or wallow in your own shyness again? If you don't do anything besides look at her the poor girls gonna file a restraining order."

Wonwoo opens an ear to the conversation from his desk, curious of Chan’s response.

In all honesty, the constant pestering by his friends encouraging him to make a move is endearing. Yet they don't understand you the way Chan does, and it makes him slightly agitated over how poorly they capture you as they play jokes with him. They haven't seen the way your shoulders lose their tension as you exit busy elevators, or how your smile which, he didn't think was capable of shining brighter than it already does, stretches a little farther after you leave loud groups or chaotic scenes.

It’s the small, more calmer things you find joy in, and you've made Chan see the brighter, more positive side of life too.

So ultimately he gathers his courage, finding you seated on a bench once the final bell signals it's students home for the day. He figured choosing to find you in peace and away from the busy crowds of your environment would calm your nerves, and save him from public humiliation if all things backfired. Opting to begin through small talk, and getting to know you little by little was his original plan, but how well will that work for him? He prepared a fail-proof scenario for a fail proof guy... And Chan, well he isn't as fail proof as he dreamed of.

If almost tripping onto your lap wasn't too close of a call to failure, almost spilling his drink over your outfit and choking on his own spit mid stutter were definitely warnings that he should apologize, backtrack his entire plan, and go scream into his bedroom pillow. However another thing about Chan is that he wasn't a quitter, and was determined to knock down this wall between you two.

That was always what you admired about him most, his desire to succeed. He helped you believe in yourself, and for all his ‘mistakes’ you’d continue to feel overwhelmed with love. You lean closer, just a few inches from his darkening crimson cheeks.

“Was their something you wanted to talk to me about Chan?”

and from the second his name rolls off your lips, his grin instantly grows wider.

angelllcakes© do not copy, modify, or repost my work without consent and permission.

[not-goldy]

Goldy I'm only 23 so idk what's the feeling of turning 30. Because rn.. turning 30 only sounds like turning a year more after 29 to me.. is it that wierd feeling while one turns 30 ? I've seen many especially women making comments about turning 30 🤔

You don't have older siblings huh???????????

Lucky you.

Never had to console a grown ass man going bald at 30 or a sister crying her eyes out because she popped a grew hair on a 30th birthday???

God's favorite child you are!

Well I can't say it's a universal thing but for sure culture plays a huge factor in it. For S.K I hear it's a big deal- saw glimpses of that when BTS wouldn't shut up about it talking bout they old as fuck and feel generational gaps with Army.

Personally I hate my life and have no major milestones I want to reach at any point in my life so it really doesn't matter to me whether I'm turning 20, 30 or 100🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I had shitty parents so never worried I was gonna turn this age or that age and become fully responsible for my life- I was always responsible for my own life.

But I suppose that too can be scary if you're nearing an age that comes with so much cultural and social pressure to conform and to achieve certain things at a certain age

Most women do have these milestones and ideas of what they want their lives to look like at certain points in their lives starting from 30- most wanna be married with kids want to have traveled the world fucked on top of the Eiffel tower- things like that.

They have to worry about their biological clock and losing their ability to have children because age comes with health complications yadda yadda yadda- side note, I don't want kids so I don't see how that should be a problem for me🥴

Some also feel their just old now and might not be so appealing to these Pedophilic straight men who claim they only attracted to children, cough younger women- as some one who prefer older females I'm just gonna say their loss😊

It's a multifaceted issue that spans across beauty standards, social expectations, conservative beliefs, personal superstitions, fear of the unknown etc

My friend said his uncle transitioned at 45 and will live the rest of his life as a woman- I suppose that's a great milestone to have. Become a man at 45.

Who knows, may be when I turn 45 in the next few decades I'll look back at my life and wonder- damn, how am I still alive-

I'm not drunk I promise😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Also, when you say ONLY 23- stop you're old 23 is old in my dictionary 🥴😭😭😭

You know what I mean🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

All love

[dovveri]

no yeah, i felt kinda stupid after writing that I liked children and had a good relationship with them to justify not liking the movie- it should be common sense. I said that mostly cuz when i read comments about the movie a lot of people were saying that they didn't like it cuz they were parents or worked with kids so it was disgusting for them to see that thing portrayed on the big screen. And yeah, imo i think this also leads into the "I like younger women" discourse where 40 year old men say that they prefer to be with an 18 year old because they're more 'innocent' (which is just so idiotic and disgusting cuz they're chasing this 'purity' that is just- ) No like, that piece of media/literature is actually really good cuz it talks about some stuff that is really important to understand. Imo it's a good literary piece (specially cuz it has an unreliable narrator) even tho it deals with really heavy topics. The thing is, this thing being popularized during the bear vs man discourse is so harmful because of those men who then go on to shame Ellen and generalize her experience. Then when women say that they can relate to an extent her character and feel more empathetic to her case THEY GO BALLISTIC? LIKE OH NO WOMEN ARE RELATING TO WOMEN???? And like, it wasn't her choice per se? she had no other choice and it wrecked her. The narrator of the story after that is always resenting her for doing that AS IF IT WAS HER CHOICE, LIKE- and yes fr. Tbh, I've grown tired of talking about the sex work industry with some men cuz it's just disgusting talking about it with them cuz some are so out of touch that it's horrifying. I forgot but I rly agree w you on the lust and anger thin separation Like, it's the same with love and hate? In a way? Like, for example, Hamlet is a great example of both (btw I hate him, he's a little bitch. If you like him I'm sorry, not really, but yeah) cuz he goes from loving someone to hating/despising them in a second. Like, in the play with ophelia it's all "oh but he really thought she was going to betray him!" Yeah so him being a little bitch, an asshole and a big misogynist saying she was being prostituted by her own father is ok😀 or him saying that she should go to indeed prostitute herself cuz she isn't pure is ok (this was all stuff GROWN MEN IN MY CLASS SAID) And also, in this line of thought of lust and anger, Hamlet (play) deals with pseudo-incest and incest themes😭 like so many innuendos it's honestly surprising how many people in my class never pointed it out? But like, Hamlet is constantly talking about his uncle and his mother's sex life (he's obsessed) and he hates them so much for it, especially his mother. There is a scene tho, where he goes to confront her and he says that he had once loved her and would love her still if she had not 'bed' her husband's brother. But it's so full of sexual innuendo on his part- like he's attracted to her? But he's also always wishing her ill. Idk it's really weird and when you talked about lust and anger I remembered this

This might be a bit confusing😭 I just woke up from my nap (I love being on break. It's the best thing ever)

ALSO HOW ARE YOU

HAHAHAHA NO ITS NOT CONFUSING I LOVE HEARING UR THOUGHTS ur so right on everything again 🗣️🗣️ and i never studied hamlet actually or watched anything to do w hamlet AHHSHAHA and im sorry? hamlet wanted to fuck his mom what 😭 i wonder if freud read hamlet he woulda had a field day

IM OKAAAAYYYYYY its getting closer to finals so ive been buzy trying not to fail 😫 im going to a friends birthday tmr tho and the theme is ‘overdressed’ WHICH EATS i love that theme its kinda giving met gala but we care abt palestine KSKDKSKA but i still havent decided what ill be wearing yet but thats sth im looking forward to 😁 HRUUUUU!!??

[monamipencil]

2am sex with seungcheol >>> and i love how everyone canons him to be so clingy during clingy. like I AGREE. grown ass clingy babygirl men (seungcheol. only seungcheol) is everything 😌😌

the sleep paralysis must be crying in the corner watching jeonghan have dumb convos with his s/o. but it's sooo him and i can hear his giggles lmaoo

talking abt your weddings, house, job and everything else with shua, for him to wake up the next morning and blush like an idiot 🫠 and i like how its a stark contrast from his evil twin lmao

WATCHING CAT VIDS AT 2AM??!?! WITH JUN?!?!? sign me tf up. i love cat bois <3

soft soonie 🥺🥺 sharing tea from work is a must lmao. and sleeping on the floor while huggin each other ????? my heart cannot handle all this cuteness

ofc, it's game nights with wonu. him losing to make his s/o to dance and make fun of him. loser™️ behavior. his eyes would go all boba with happiness, looking at you dancing.

*ugly cries* oh to be jihoon's muse. can u imagine his blush while ur listening to the song?!?!

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, sharing braincells with seokmin. him being anxious 🥺 he's just a babie guys (it's a 27yr old man.) gets urself a man who eats cereals at 2am with you.

someone pls drop the amazon link for mingyu. i need one. but srsly, soft intimacy that need necessarily translate into sex?! just being vulnerable with each other?! *insert werewolf meme*

*lets out a puff while staring longingly into nothingness* xu minghao is everything 😔 what a man (do not smoke, children)

playing in the park with a grown ass man at 2 am?! and i just he'd do the goofiest shit to make u laugh and blush too. and takes your hands into the pockets of his hoodie 😭😭

"(un)fortunately for him, you weren't as logical as he thought." 😭😭😭 vernon! hansol! chwe! the man that you are. watching tangled at 2am with ur bf sounds like a dream (and insomnia) and he'd be so oblivious to you falling asleep lmao. asdfghj, just the other day i saw vernon parallels with pascal??

chan, one chance pls!!! i'd kill to watch him talk in the dead of the night. his boba eyes and pout >>>>

i paused duolingo to read this and it was so worth it!! it was soooo cute <33

what 2 am with them looks like

seventeen × gn reader comfort, healing (kinda, idk) warnings: mentions of making love, food wc: 1.3k author's notes: this was a random thought, and has been in my drafts for so long, so i decided i had to complete it. writing this gave me a peace i didn't know existed, so i love this work very much. i hope you guys love it too <3

➼ choi seungcheol

in bed. he's probably fucking you into the next week, making you cum at least 5 times before he kisses you gently and washes you up and prepares to sleep. if not this, then you're probably on your side of the bed. the other side of the bed remains empty, because your cuddly clingy boyfriend is wrapped around you, strong arms trapping your movements and legs tangled together.

➼ yoon jeonghan

dumb conversations. lying in bed, your head resting on his arm, your arm wrapped around his torso that shakes with the laughter. it's probably one of your lame jokes that only he finds funny, or one of his hilarious stories about seungkwan and chan, but it's got you both clutching your stomachs after a while. he pulls you close with his arm that's under your head and presses a light kiss to your forehead before finding another interesting topic. when do you sleep that night, that's a question you both have no answer for.

➼ hong jisoo

deep conversations. you're both sitting in your bedroom, hugging pillows as you slip into deep conversations about the universe and your future. you aren't sure how you got here, you were in your bed to sleep one moment and in the next, you're both sitting as you talk about your wedding and your house and the stars and the moon and his mom and his job; the conversation flows easily into the next topic. he only stops when he sees you suppress a yawn for the 3rd time before kissing you and suggesting you both go to sleep.

➼ moon junhui

watching cat videos. it all started a few hours ago, with you and jun on either side of the bed, scrolling through phones. you roll over to him, perfectly landing your head on his chest as you show him your screen. "look junie," you said as you shoved the phone into his face. he chuckles before holding your hand and focusing on the video of an orange cat tripping over it's own feet. he laughs watching it, and it ends up in you lying on his chest as you both watched every single cat video available on the earth. your laughs filled the room and tears filled your eyes, but it felt so good, spending time doing silly things like this.

➼ kwon soonyoung

passive watching soap operas. its the time of calm and quiet after the rush of the day, so when you turn on the tv after dinner, you stay like that until late hours. except the focus has moved from the drama on the tv to drama from work. from sitting at the ends of the couch, you end up tangled somehow - his head resting on your lap or him sitting on the floor, hands held with yours. the tv drones on at a low volume, but by then you've both shared all the tea from your work and are giggling over the littlest of things. in the morning, you're both probably on the floor, one of the cushions as a pillow and keeping warm by hugging each other.

➼ jeon wonwoo

playing games. after much practice and pain, you'd finally gotten better at the games wonwoo often played. most nights you'd be a team going against your other friends, but sometimes you prefer to play against him. and when that happens, it ends in either of the two ways: you're winning and start shaking your hips, or he's winning and decides to deliberately lose to help you win. either way, he wants to see your happy lil dance.

➼ lee jihoon

in his studio. jihoon's seated in his studio, working on a new track. when you arrive, he immediately pulls you to him, making you sit on his lap as he hands you his headphones. you look at him, confused, but wear them anyway and listen as he plays the track he was just working on. as you fall deeper into the melody of the song, he grips your hips in anticipation. it was a song to you, from him, containing the most heartfelt emotions he'd felt for you, but couldn't communicate properly. so he decided to put them into a song, a language he speaks so well and one that you understand.

➼ lee seokmin

having breakfast cereal. you'd gone through great lengths to find and buy the brand of cereal you both highly enjoyed. so now that you have it, why wait for the morning? when he wakes you up in the middle of the night, anxious and groggy about your reaction, he'd worried you'd judge him. but maybe it's the sleepiness hanging in his mind that he forgot you both basically share the same braincell. so the next minute you're stumbling into the kitchen, looking for bowls and cartons and giggling over spilling milk and noisy spoons. by the time you're done, your stomach's filled with food and heart's filled with love.

➼ kim mingyu

moments of soft intimacy. the evening goes by peacefully: you both come home, tired and exhausted; have a silent dinner mingyu lovingly prepared and talk about work; after some leftover work you both head to bed. but slowly, the stroke on the cheek becomes kissing, drawing shapes on your back as you kiss and nip at the base of his neck. mingyu's vulnerable now, only with you, but neither of you are in a rush to haste. his hands cup over your ass and thighs; your hands are braided in his hair. his palms knead the flesh of your breasts; your fingers gently brush across his chest and abs. whether or not you make love comes later, but you sleep peacefully in each other's embrace.

➼ xu minghao

sky-watching. when you poke him awake, he's definitely concerned, but the first thought that pops to his head when you say you cant sleep is to go sit in the balcony. so now, at 2 am, you're in the balcony, a cup of warm tea in your hands and xu minghao at your side. its silent, but its a comfortable silence that wraps around you like a blanket, and warmed up by the tea he specially made for you. and although for others, the silence might seem awkward, minghao knows that this is exactly what you need to escape from the thoughts racing around in your mind.

➼ boo seungkwan

late night walks. seungkwan's energy peaks after he comes home and sees you, so walks to tire you both out becomes a staple in the routine. youre walking the streets in matching hoodies (that's because you take one of his) and even in the cold, he makes it a habit to hold your hand in his. you wander through new streets every night, discovering new neighbourhoods, having a quick snack from the convenience store, and usually stumble over a park or play area. you can feel seungkwan's eyes light up and the next thing you know, youre on the swings, side-by-side. with the little squeeze of your hand, he lets you know he's ready to go back.

➼ chwe hansol

watching a movie. to hansol, any logical being would be asleep at this hour. (un)fortunately for him, you weren't as logical as he thought. but maybe he enjoys it because why else would he allow you to keep him awake at this ungodly hour, watching 'Tangled' for the twentieth time now? all frowns erase the moment he sees pascal on the screen, and a smile places itself. he becomes so engrossed in the movie he doesn't even notice that you'd fallen asleep about halfway through the movie. when he does notice tho, he silently closes the laptop and places it away, before slipping back into the bed to get his precious sleep.

➼ lee chan

listening to him talk. chan loves to talk, and you love to listen to him talk. while mostly by this time you're both dead asleep, sometimes you end up in the balcony, the wind playfully ruffling his hair as he goes on and on about something he's so so passionate about. it could be the most trivial things, but the way his eyes go wide as he's expressing his emotions and the way they catch the moonlight in them like little stars. you're gonna be pretty tired the next morning, but when chan's with you, you couldn't care less.

[fishsticksloser]

SFW Price Headcannons

Warnings: Dad!Price, opinions, swearing

A/N: I hope you have good holidays!

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

He's very affectionate, normally to you. As long as none of his men are around.

He loves hugging you, you're his kid. He loves telling you how proud he is of the person you've become.

B = Books (looking at your scrapbook)

He hates seeing everything he missed in your life.

The empty spot next to you at your sweet 16, your first prom, all of it. John wishes he had been there.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He mostly enjoy cuddling you when you were younger, now he still likes to hold you and sit close to you. But cuddle? He doesn't really call it that.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Of course he wants to settle down, he kind of did, marrying your mom. He does want to retire and spend the last few years of your childhood with you, but his team needs him.

John hates cooking. He'll do it on occasion (like BBQs) but he much prefers cleaning.

E = Ending (If he had to leave you forever, how would he do it?)

It would kill him. You're his only child, how is he supposed to leave you? But this is about your safety, he knows leaving will save you.

John would sit you and your mom down and explain that he can't stay. He won't go into much detail, but he'd make it seem like he wasn't happy. He'd ask for neither of you to come looking for him. Then he'd be gone.

F = Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He married your mom, didn't he?

It took him a few years to propose, but that was because he wanted to spend more time with her, being off on missions made it hard to gauge their relationship.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Emotionally, he's a little odd around kids, so he can be a little mean. He tries not to, you're not one of his men.

Physically, you 2 will shove each other into stuff at stores (your mom can't take you guys anywhere 🙄), he loves wrestling with you. John can be gentle though.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Loves hugs. He hugs you so tight when he gets home from missions.

He hugs you a lot, especially if he's gone for a long time. You're his kiddo, he has to show that you mean a lot to him.

His hugs are warm, comforting, and tight.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

When it came to you, he said it the moment he held you after you were born. He knew right then he'd do anything for you.

With your mom, it was a while. He had to be sure that she was the one. Maybe a year.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

John is very jealous. He knows your mom would never cheat or anything, so he didn't get that jealous over that, but with you....

He wasn't able to be there, so seeing your friends' dads take his place made him feel inadequate. It made him feel like he fucked up as a dad.

Just reassure him that you love him and that you think he's a good dad.

K = K? (How does he react to be events in your life? ie first date/partner, ect)

John makes a huge deal out of it. He gets a little dramatic... "My baby is all grown up 😭"

It's kind of embarrassing.

He'll knock off the act and sit you down, talking about safety and other things. He ends with saying that no matter what, you can call him, he won't ask questions, he won't be angry, he'll be there.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He is a little weird around kids. He doesn't mind them, but he just isn't sure how to act around them.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

As much as he hates cooking, hell make pancakes every morning he's home. It's a tradition.

Mornings are pretty loud when John's home. You 2 playing around in the kitchen before and after breakfast.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

John quiets down in the evening. You all watch a TV show or movie, get caught up on everything that's happened in your lives while he was gone.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

With you, he tries not to tell you. He doesn't want you to resent him as a dad. He's done a lot of things he's not proud of.

As you get older, he has a conversation with you about his job and some of the things he's done.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

At first, he never seemed to get angry with you. He wanted to be the fun parent.

But as you got older, he realized, while he was the fun parent, it was more about raising you to respect others and be independent than just fun.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

John feels bad, but he has trouble keeping everything linear. So if you're telling a story, he'll interject sometimes with something he remembers. Please correct him if he's wrong.

He remembers the bigger things, but your mom will text him smaller things that happen, and you'll send letters about them.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

The moment he first held you. It was a dream come true, he never thought he'd be a dad.

He also loves all the moments you 2 messed around. John just loves you so much.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Incredibly protective. You were 12 before you met the rest of 141. He prefers to keep you a secret, he doesn't want to put you in anymore danger than necessary.

He asks Ghost to take care of you and your mom if something were to happen to him.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He works so hard. John missed so many Christmases and birthdays. If he's home during the holidays/birthdays, he spoils you to make up for it.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

He has a hard time talking to you about how he feels. He can't really tell you why he's upset because he feels wrong for feeling the way he does.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He knows you hate his stupid fishing hat, but he likes to wear it to frustrate you.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

He misses you. You and your mom are everything to him.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He can be a little too rough when wrestling with you. John doesn't mean to, he's just used to sparing with his men.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general?)

He doesn't want you to be scared of him. He knows his job is gross and scary, but if you were scared of him he'd cry.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He snores so loud you can hear him from your room. John only snores at home, not on missions. No one is sure how it works.

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Frank looking for Monica hurts sm I hate him but still. ouch. clearly isn't sober either

Sheila and Jody now have the baby - they're hiding him in the dryer? fearing for the safety of this baby ngl

the others got back home from the hospital (excluding Lip, Monica and Frank) and they're all so quiet now it's so upsetting especially compared to how they were before before this all happened

'these poor kids' ur also affected by this Fiona pls take care of urself too - Jimmy helping her clean up and just. comforting her when she needs it. watch me sob.

agh. Lip going back into the hospital and into Karen's room and just. gently brushing her hair out of her face and sitting with her until she wakes up. this would be cute if Karen wasn't such a dick.

Debbie and Carl going to Fiona for comfort and the difference between Debbie and Carl. Debbie's absolutely sobbing and Carl's just sitting there silently staring into space. I hate this!! this hurts!! Ian went to her too but just silently stood in the doorway 😭

Lip subtly trying to get Karen to keep the baby I hate how Karen can't just stop and be a little nicer

Fiona saying she wants to meet Jimmy's family and Jimmy immediately going 'oh no u don't'

is Frank gonna be the only one visiting Monica while she's in there? I'm glad she has somebody but Frank isn't the best person for this - he's lying to Monica about how much this affected the kids I don't know how to feel about this

'Frank, I gotta get myself normal. I can't keep doing this to them.' Frank pls don't be selfish - 'ur just a little blue???' Frank she is bipolar and desperately needs help let her do that dammit

'I'm gonna bust her out of there before they still what makes Monica Monica.' Frank. please.

Fiona passed her GED!!

why the fuck does Jody want the baby to breastfeed from him. I'm so uncomfortable what the fuck.

I hate Karen so much right now - Sheila please keep standing your ground don't just dump him wherever like Karen wants - 'fine! then I'm calling the police' fucking hell Karen

Frank got Pat (?) to sneak him into the hospital Monica's in. Frank please just leave her be she can make her own decisions - FRANK BOUGHT DEBBIE WITH HIM?? oh my god

she doesn't want her baby because he has down syndrome? what a fucking dick wtf

so glad the cops didn't actually take the baby from Sheila I would've legitimately sobbed

'its either me or that baby, mom. ur choice' no because what is her problem?? she doesn't have to do shit, Sheila's gonna be taking care of him?? he's a BABY, Karen, stfu!!

Frank's going into each room looking for Monica and this grown ass man went 'I can be if u want me to be' oh my god 😭

Frank finds Monica and she's engaging in sexual intercourse with another woman (Jill) iconic tbh

Carl playing with a lobster in a restaurant shocked me ngl I wasn't expecting it to cut to that

Fiona, Ian and Carl are with Jimmy and his family at a restaurant. anyways the guy Ian fucked three times last episode happens to be Jimmy's dad (Ned/Lloyd?? summary calls him Ned Ian calls him Lloyd) - Ned and Ian both excused themselves to the bathroom 😭

Monica's letting them bust her out? okay

Carl stole a knife 😭

Jimmy told Fiona he loves her and Fiona responded with 'r u gonna leave?' that hurt sm

Monica just fucking left? with Jill? the fuck? 'she said we're better off without her' oh my fucking god

Frank got pissed off with Ian and attacked him again just because Ian took back smth that was literally his - Estefania hits him with a frying pan because Fiona and Jimmy couldn't pull him away and she said 'motherfucking Marco men who hit children and women get frying pans' which is iconic

is Ian gonna get to tell Fiona about him and Jimmy's dad or not??

LIP WENT BACK HOME. and Fiona immediately hugged him <33

what is with the men in this show and ignoring the people they supposedly love when they say no to sex

Lip's gonna hook up with Estefania?? what???? so apparently just let her cuddle him while they sleep or smth

oh btw they dumped Frank outside after the frying pan thing and it started snowing so he just. emerges from the snow 😭