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You miss his warmth
Mammon x gn reader
Mammon is out for a meeting at night and when he comes back he finds you in your (shared) bed hugging a plushie of himself
Warnings: No one (just some bad words)
You and Mammon are in his office, talking about work. Actually, it's more gossip than "work". When suddenly the sin's phone rings. Mammon answers
"Mhm... Mhm.. yeah.. yeah no shit... Okayyy I'll be theree"
The greedy bastard growls
"Why do they have to have royal meetings that late? Can't they do it when I have time? I can't miss my beauty sleep!"
Mammon continues to complain about the royal meeting at night. Then you answer*l
"Will you be back soon?"
The sin looks at you, he knows that won't, he'll probably be back very late
"i don't think so, babe, sorry.. but you'll be there to wait for me, right?"
You look at Mammon with a slightly sad face, but you nod, because you'll never leave that greedy fat cutie sad
"Of course I will"
"Well, it's good to know that I have someone to wait for me at Home!"
LATER THAT NIGHT
You're at home... Alone.. with some fizzy-bots, yes, but still alone. It's weird to be home in that big mansion without your big spider boyfriend yapping about how to make more and more money. It was quiet, and relaxing, but you missed him.
You wait and wait, but he never comes. After a while you eventually feel sleepy, so you decide to go to the bathroom to change into your pyjamas and then go under the covers in your bed to prepare sleep and wake up the next day with Mammon close to you. Something feels off though.... You miss his warmth
You miss his four arms hugging you tight
You miss his loud snoring keeping you awake
You miss him
After around 30 minutes that you can't fall asleep you give up and go search in the closet, a secret box where you always told Mammon there were shoes in. When you open the box there's a little plushie of the sin of greed. An adorable little green fuck as a plushie.
You go back to bed, hugging the plushie, and with a smile on your face you fall asleep
After the royal meeting, Mammon finally comes back home, tired as fuck. He goes in the bedroom, but at first doesn't notice you hugging the little himself and just goes out on his sleeping clothes, but when he comes back he notices, oh yes he notice.
There you are, wrapped around the blanket like a caterpillar in the cocoon, ready to become a beautiful butterfly, while hugging the little sin of greed made of stuffing. Mammon's heart melts, as he immediately takes a picture. He goes under the covers and hugs you tightly in a warm hug. So now Mammon is hugging [reader's name] who's hugging Mammon. Ironic, right?
"You really are an adorable little fuck, are ya love?"
The sin of greed says in your ear. As both of your breaths start to match as they sleep comfortably, getting the rest they needed, and getting ready for the next day...
(Mammon teased the shit out of you the next day after finding you hugging his plushie)
#helluva boss mammon#mammon x reader helluva boss#helluva boss mammon x reader#helluva boss#Helluva boss x reader#helluva mammon#hb mammon#Mammon x reader hb#i love his fat ass#greedy cutie
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hc where instead of fucking the two just hold each other tightly n blitz is so touch starved he just melts
#stolitz#helluva boss blitz#blitzø#helluva boss stolas#stolas x blitz#duqdoodles#helluva boss fanart#i love his fat ass
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Bio Broly
#Bio Broly#Broly#Dragonball Z#Dragon Ball Z#DBZ#dragonballedit#dbzedit#animeedit#Anime#My Gif#Daddy#I love his fat ass#I would love to do bad things to him#Legendary Super Saiyan
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"What is this twink's problem???"
Inspired by a post I saw on here. Idk if the op wants to be tagged but the original post is in my reblogs!
Forgot to give his tail some fuzzy fur, but oh well. I won't finish this sketch anyway.
#omensarttag#love this dumb trend and these dumb poses. why is his ass so fat tho??#everyone thank my bestie bc i would have not posted this if it was not for them. i am a little embarrassed ok ok?#fanart#kurt wagner#nightcrawler xmen#nightcrawler#xmen#x men#xmen fanart#x men comics#x men 97#marvel xmen#marvel#digital art#artists on tumblr#artwork
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At work rn thinking about Leon’s sassy ass walk in Infinite Darkness when he was on the submarine looking around.
A man wearing 32 x 32 levi bootcut wranglers just walking around that submarine with a sway of his hips like he got something to show. He’s so real. Freaky man! LOOK AT THIS BRO!
#ovaryacted thoughts#nah he’s crazy for that idk yall#like tell me he not#I love him#leon kennedy#his ass was fat tho#I wanna eat it
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On my final note of the night cuz I’m sure yall are tired of watching me lose my mind on here…let’s talk about our man mister Song Mingi. I always forget just how LARGE this man is.. @whatudowhennooneseesyou says he half man and half horse (save a horse and ride song mingi, I mean shit you’d be half way there) and she’s right in more ways than one cuz I do believe that man definitely has a third leg. There is NEVER day of peace around here all I do is get on here and cry, cry that I’ll be able to give him or Chris the head of their lives..the head no guillotine could ever take away.
#I love a man with thick thighs so bad#maybe it’s the sag in me but men with thick thighs and fatasses are my fave thing in the world the 8th wonder if you will#literally can ruin my life no questions asked#this was one of the reasons I was obsessed with Jackson wang so damn bad and still is ugh#a man with thick thighs and a fat ass can tell me anything idc like whatever u say sweet cheeks#like look at his fucking shoulders y’all wtf..???#dudes literally double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon suns out#song mingi#ateez#ateez mingi#ateez smut#ateez fanfic#ateez fic#ateez x reader#ateez imagines#ateez song mingi#my post 💗
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Sylus is a special type of Boyfriend making sure MC wins no matter what the outcome is.
Damn it Sylus I'm not your getaway driver you don't even take me anywhere nice except illegal auctions and gun fights- XD
#love and deepspace#lnds#love and deepspace screenshot#lnds screenshot#love and deepspace sylus#lnds sylus#lol if youre his girl youre also his getaway driver#this man's lucky i love fat asses.
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WHY ARE YOUR EYES SO BIG? WHAT IS IT SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU NEED CINEPLEX XL SCREEN-SIZED EYES TO SEE IT????
#mello's fat ass gasp who said that?#he's so pretty;;#i love his big eyes i love him so much#death note#nate river#my friend who has never seen death note just knows two things: near's big eyes and that some of them are british that's literally it#she discovered mello's name like three days ago like she used the codename blond twink™ for him
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DAMIAN????????????? ARE YOU GOOD BRO??????????????
#these kids are wild bruh. anya didn't even do anything 😭#THE WAY DAKIAN WAS THE ONE WHO SAID THIS TOO LIKR HOMIE#in case u forgot she sucker punched ur ass 💀#AND SHE CAN AND WILL DO IT AGAIN#i get that he's 6 and a brat and a loser and a kid but wow 😭 i hope anya stepped on his foot on purpose bc my guy deserved it#i love him still#I JUST KNOW THIS KID WOULD EAT ERASER SHAVINGS IF IT MEANT BONDING W HIS DAD#he's so mean i hope he embarrasses himself then gets a big fat hug#spy x family#sxf#spy x family spoilers#sxf spoilers#spy x family 96.1#spy x family chapter 96.1#sxf chapter 96.1#sxf 96.1
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EVeryONE STOP SENDIGN ME THE mOoncake YAKUMO IM NOT OK!!!!!!!!+++++++++
#everyone's good or evil intentions turn into a coordinated attack#one mystery contributor pointed out: 'one man eating a whole ass mooncake on his own in one sitting...'#'biting it like a fucking apple'#'the unfathomable power'#i didn't even NOTICE until they pointed it out#THAT IS INDEED AN ENTIRE MOONCAKE. WITH THE YOLK NO LESS??????#sweetheart do the calories just wash off you like rain on scales.? does all fat you consume immediately turn into abdominals of steel?#i'm going to fight you. you make no sense#he's just SITTING there.... PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!!#RELAXED! with his FRIENDS!!! and talking abotu GRILLED SHRRAMP and BONFIRE TREATS#chewing on a calorically dense sugar disc while wearing his OLD IDOL OUTFIT#*POINTS. SCANDALISED* WHAT IS THAT THIGH SLIT. WHAT IS THAT SMILE#ok bvut i love seeing the event outfits from an another angle. it would truly be a waste to use those outfits only once#now i get to see that garu's shirt has avocado AND kiwi on it. and i thought it couldn't get better!! DOUBLE FRUITY#who chose this specific combination of friends#eiden simps........#they are all so harmonious together...... blade's flaming mallows have no worrisome effect (eiden is only mildly alarmed)#nu carnival garu#nu carnival blade#nu carnival eiden#nu carnival yakumo
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For everyone who wanted bullfighter Nando when I mentioned it the other day, here you go :D
+ this one I don't feel like coloring yet(imagine he's in Ferrari colors!!!)
#did you know bullfighters dedicate their kill to a friend or member of the public by giving them their hat?#i really wanted to draw silly vettonso where fernando offers seb his hat#seb retires from bullfighting(yeah its an au now) and fernando in his green costume is like;#'here is my hat. now will you come back from retirement? 🥺'#but yeah feel very abnormal abt that ^ and also the thing abt them having someone who helps them get into their costume as a sacred ritual#theres just a lot of thoughts and ideas floating around in my head bcs of it#anyways i liked drawing this but it was very suffering too and took me like 5 hours#its like. you see the intricate embroidery and im like ah! omg! i love painting details!!!#and then remember im not the best w coming up with ideas for the embroidery pattern itself#so pls bear with me 😭😭 mainly i was trying to reference the diamond logo of renault#but most of it kinda just ended up being austrian knots i guess bcs thats what my mind defaults to#i thought the shoulder pad would be the most difficult but that came together the easiest and made the rest actually work in my head#aaahhh also im surprised w the angle of his face! im usually not good at side profiles as well as tilted down heads#but i think he looks pretty good honestly???#also w the sketch i just wanted to post it bcs i liked his face okay 😭😭😭#i wanted to paint it too but I realized im so naive thinking i could paint two of these horrifically detailed things in one session#but his face 🥹🥹 i like it!!! theres some renault era pic of him i really like where hes sun drenched and angry looking#^ and i think i captured the vibe well so!!!!!#well anyways mayhe ill draw more of this. it was fun but also like sucked my life force out bcs it kept going from easy to 'I CANT DO THIS'#the pictures of matadors are just...insane to me. tiny waist fat ass flamboyant costume. im dead 🫠#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#catie.art.#fa14#matador au
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Triangle? Tri-ANGEL!! The love triangle!!
It’s William Bill B. “Dream Demon” King Lucipher Cipher Pines!!! Holay schmolay!!!
You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you…
i love you bill. i owe you everything. why does my body have so many mysterious bruises and my eye is bleeding
#bill cipher#the book of bill#gravity falls#fanart#seriously buy the book#its worth it#im sobbing and spitting up and theres forks in my arm#and i have a craving for soda but not in my mouth#the demons told me to go out into the forest and look for the signs#he says find his pages#thats not cipher thats bill slender#but bill is always slender..#not my humanoid version of him though#if i see any skinny ass twink bills im gonna explode into a thousand shards of hatred#make him fat#i love fat bitches#delusional rant
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one of those "steal his look" bird memes but it's this guy and his look is just a white sleeveless tanktop
#steal his look: the kererū!#there's one that's taken up residence in the trees next door and i see its fat ass regularly testing the weight capacity on those branches#love these guys. they'll eat the fermented fruit off your trees and fall passed-out drunk in ur backyard#wild shrieks.txt#birds#kererū
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You think Darryl ever grabbed one of Glenn's horns to make a point and Glenn moaned a little. And they both decided not to deal with it.
#sorry im on the verge of a spiral im coping#cw suggestive#closeson#No but i think. if Darryl grabbed Glenn's horns and pulled him into a kiss to make him stop talking? it would work.#you ever hate your fellow dad so much and need him to stop talking nonsense that you plagiarize Henry and press your lips to his.#In such a closeson miod bc like#they hate each other. they trust each other. the love each other. they're competition. they're teammates. they've been through hell and back#They can fix each other and make each other worse. they're comedy. tragedy. bittersweet. friends family lovers partners rivals.#they made out during an argument about car oil and Glenn said Darryl had a fat ass. Darryl smoked weed at Glenn's funeral.#anyway what was i saying#oh yeah i think Darryl would grind him to dust and Glenn would like it and vice versa.#its almost 4am god help us all
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I wanted to do some quick birthday art for my birthday twin ! I had a ton of fun doing this ... My KNY cowboy AU still thrives in my heart it seems !! Happy birthday to our Rengoku, he still brings me incredible amounts of joy.
#kyojuro rengoku#kny#kny rengoku#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer#coffee break#uzui tengen#kny tengen#cowboy au#tais 1k twang#This wasnt for my event but im putting it in there to start it off#if you see mistakes NO YOU DONT i only had a few hours to do this OK !!!#HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG BOY !!!!#god his ass is so fat. why did I DO THAT TO MYSELF UGHH let me hit it just ONCE kyo PLEASE#im literally so sorry tengen looks busted i just could not get him to look right for some reason. I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU ALL I PROMISE.#also technically hes not my bday twin but my bday is tomorrow so I just pretend we are bday twins bc i love him so much shhh
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