#I love him so much. They're all there going for the most chaotic self destructive cycle of breakup getting together

[kyouka-supremacy]

Tbh Sigma just invented fourth wheeling as he stands to the side to whatever drama Dostoyevsky / Dazai / Chuuya have currently going on

[yanderes-galore]

OW2

Romantic!Yan Roadhog vs. Romantic!Yan Junkrat with JunkerTown Citizen!Fem Darling (romantic Rivalry/Sharing concept)

I'd love to! Pardon me if I seem self-indulgent, I love these two fools a lot. Wasn't sure how to fit the gender in this so it's mentioned only a few times. This is mostly a general take.

Yandere! Roadhog vs Yandere! Junkrat

Pairing: Romantic - Rivalry/Sharing

Possible Trigger Warnings: Female Darling, Obsession, Stalking, Intimidation/Manipulation, Clingy behavior, Violence, Jealousy, Possessive behavior, Murder, Threats, Forced/Dubious relationship, Kidnapping.

Them alone as yanderes would be intimidating as all hell.

Why? They're unpredictable, especially in a rivalry.

Roadhog is unpredictable in the sense you can't tell what he's thinking, he's silent and intimidating.

Not to mention ruthless.

Junkrat is similar in the sense you can't tell what he's thinking either, except this time is because he's so erratic and loud.

They're both similar but also contrast one another.

Roadhog would certainly be the type of yandere who intimidates those around him and may even scare you into compliance.

However I imagine he'd actually be softer with you once he has you.

Junkrat is more chaotic with his darling.

He's impulsive, often being clingy and flirty with you.

He wants to be the center of your attention and is honest about his love towards you.

He's just rather... destructive when it comes to justifying his feelings.

Being a citizen of Junkertown you've no doubt heard about Junkrat and Roadhog.

They're an infamous duo who has caused trouble for the Queen.

They aren't someone you really want to be involved with due to them being criminals.

You're simply a woman trying to make a living in a town filled with radiation and insanity.

Being involved with the two is most likely by accident.

Be it you accidentally run into them or accidentally get involved in one of their little heists... you never mean to be involved.

That or there's the classic way of helping one of them with an injury or something, only to attract the other.

Either way, being dragged into their life isn't entirely intentional.

Plus, being involved with them no doubt got you kicked out once the Junkerqueen found out.

But that's okay... because the two criminals will happily take you in!

I also imagine these two get into arguments a lot.

Most of it is petty but when you're in the picture it's often jealousy based.

The two care for each other as business partners and friends.

Yet them fighting over you is almost just as likely as them sharing.

They can both be smothering with affection, Junkrat is more likely though.

In fact, Junkrat being more smothering causes Roadhog jealousy.

Junkrat doesn't give you much personal space, often wrapping himself around you and exclaiming how much he adores you.

Meanwhile Roadhog would be seething at the fact Junkrat can just do that to you.

Roadhog is certainly not very clingy/affectionate as Junkrat... but he is possessive like his friend.

He won't bombard you with "compliments" or erratic behavior, instead he'll silently hover around you.

Maybe, if he feels he can get away with it, he'll pick you up to hold you.

As a result, Junkrat would throw a fit over this.

He wants your attention like that! How dare he!?

They both certainly get jealous over each other, but even more so if others were in the way.

Roadhog is hard to tell if he's jealous.

He silent and even when he stalks you he's hovering close by.

If anyone laid a hand on you, he'd remember it.

Then when you leave the area... he's squashing them into a red paste on the ground.

Afterwards he'll hunt you down again to either watch you or hold you close to him to regain his composure.

Then there's Junkrat, who is going to make his jealousy known.

Junkrat will make his jealousy everyone's problem.

He'll whine and pout when he sees you giving someone else attention.

Then he'll cling to you, asking you to pay attention to him again.

Once he gets you away from others, he'll find the source of his jealousy...

And blow them up into a fine red mist.

Them fighting over you, the girl of their desires, is not as bad as how they are with others.

They're going to argue but overall try to simply win you over instead of killing each other.

Both yanderes are capable of stalking.

Roadhog acts like a bodyguard for you while Junkrat uses the high ground or corners to watch you.

The two no doubt stalked you before they were kicked out, dragging you along with them.

Both yanderes would also give gifts!

Roadhog would offer sharing ice cream and plush toys with you.

Meanwhile Junkrat would offer you gifts he's made himself for you.

Both yanderes would kidnap, sharing or not.

Junkrat helps with with as he can make traps to prevent escape.

Meanwhile Roadhog is intimidating enough to make you reconsider running off.

Then there's when the two decide sharing would benefit them both....

The moment they decide they'll share their cute girlfriend that they've been watching for awhile now... you're never left alone.

Now Roadhog will hold you while Junkrat does.

Now when someone speaks with you they're immediately hunted down.

You're simultaneously very safe yet in danger.

No one gets close to you without Junkrat growling at them and Roadhog already plotting murder.

At least when they fought with each other it gave you time to try and escape.

Now you see them more often because they feel at ease around their greatest prize.

Junkrat is often the one the one who brags about the accomplishments he and Roadhog did for you.

They show you what they stole for you and shower you in gifts in their current hideout.

Junkrat always wants to kiss you while Roadhog nuzzles into you.

You resent them as they took you from your home.

In fact... you're WANTED in your home by the QUEEN now!

All because of them.

The two don't seem to care.

All that matters to them is they have their girlfriend all to themselves.

They won't be letting you go as you're more valuable to them than any sum of gold.

You have nowhere to go now anyways.

"Ohhhh, Roadhog, buddy! Isn't she the cutest? The best part? She's all ours now!"

"Mhm...."

[starsurface]

Helloooo this request is extremely self-indulgent of me but. Would you be okay with writing some headcanons for regressor Rain and caregiver Havik (preferably romantic but you can do platonic if you're not comfortable with that)? Thank you so much in advance! I always love your stuff :)

Hiiiii!!! Of course I can do romantic!! I think they're a cute couple!! :D

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

CG Havik w/ Regressor Rain Hcs

💧 These two guys . . . It is really “Let’s go cause destruction!!” and “Uuuuuuuuuugh, fine 🙄”

🫀 Little Rain is much willing to do shananagians (he’s really gullible)

💧 Havik wants to pull a prank on Reiko? Okay! What are we gonna pull?

🫀 Although when Reiko comes back and scolds them for putting silly spray on his pillows, Rain does burst into tearful apoligize (don’t worry, Havik got lectured at the most since he was really behind it)

💧 Havik is a no rules, no schedule, let’s be as destructive as we can type of guy

🫀 But little Rain? He likes having a sort of schedule, whether it’s a bedtime schedule, or planning what he’s going to play soon

💧 ^ Havik doesn’t like the fact that little Rain likes a schedule, but he’ll accommodate to his babies needs, one must set aside his chaotic ways to make sure both are happy

🫀 That won’t mean he won’t try and ‘mess’ with the schedule

💧 (^ He won’t really mess with it, but sometimes he’ll try to make things more ‘fun’ or extravagant to break the cycle)

🫀 Jammies time? Great! But what if we put our pants of before we put on our shirts? :O

💧 Rain gets really whiny when Havik playfully kisses his cheeks, because either he’ll give him a small lick or a soft bite 

🫀 Naughty Dada, he can’t bite people for fun >:(

💧 However, Rain does really like forehead kisses where Havik just kinda presses his teeth (?) against his foreheaad

🫀 It's something he normally does when Rain is sad or sleepy, and it never fails to make him giggly and happier

💧 Rain was really embarrassed the first time he regressed around Havik, especially because of why he regressed around Havik

🫀 Why? Because he got really fussy and pouty that he got the wrong popsicle flavor and coulnd’t stop himself from slipping into his headspace

💧 Havik diidn’t mind, he was already use to regressors!! He watches some regressors in the Chaosrealm (although does act completely different with Rain, since they’re more desenstized to things)

🫀 Havik also got Rain his new popsicle, so no harm was done

💧 Besides, Havik could get two popsicles now!! :D

🫀 . . . Which also made Rain fussy, because he wanted two popsicles :(

💧 Havik laughed when Rain demanded to try some of Havik’s popsicle, grimmicing at the flavor

🫀 ^ Don’t worry, Havik got him a second one of his favorite flavor <3

💧 Rules? What rules? Rules are apart of a social concept that shouldn’t exist

🫀 Except that . . . Havik does learn that maybe some rules should be set in place

💧 Like Rain not being allowed to use stove in middlespace

🫀 Or maybe Rain shouldn’t be pratcicing hard big kid magic while tiny

💧 They aren’t exactly rule rules, but havik will discourage it

🫀 Havik is strong, and incredibly tall, so he likes scooping Rain up and just holding him

💧 Rain isn’t short, he’s a tall guy, but he never fails to feel tiny and shy in Havik’s arms, hiding in Havik’s shoulders as Havik cradles him

🫀 Rain likes to show off his magic skills to Havik!! 

💧 And Havik loves a good show!! Luckily one of Havik’s favorite spells is when Rain makes water and puts it into shapes (it’s an incredibly easy spell, and one Rain rarely every slips up)

🫀 Rain likes going to see the froggies, but he’s a bit hesitant to let Havik come with

💧 Havik’s a bit scary looking, and he’s loud, so he scares off all the froggies!! :(

🫀 Havik tries really hard to quiet down and act slightly calmer so Rain can watch the froggies hop for a little bit, he wants his baby to be happy after all (sometimes he messes up, but he’s trying his best)

💧 Rain’s not a baby!! He regresses to about 3-5 and middlespace

🫀 However, havik really likes playing peek-a-boo, so Rain will ‘entertain him’ (he adores it too, but he won’t tell Havik that)

💧 Havik finds Rain’s middlespace super funny

🫀 Like, there’s no reason to get all pouty and upset because Havik called him fussy??

💧 ^ Btw, he was NOT being fussy!!! >:(

🫀 Only babies are fussy!! . . . He was just upset

💧 Havik’s a little more carefree around middlespace Rain, joking and teasing him a lot

🫀 Especially because he fidns it funny when Rain whines and tries to push him away, hiding form him (Havik ruins his cool kid persona)

💧 Sometimes he takes his teases and jokes too far and has made Rain start crying :(

🫀 Havik does feel really guilty, and will apoligize and comfort his kiddo, he didn’t mean to make him cry after all

Rain really likes being praised and babied, even if he doens’t verbally say it

💧 Don’t worry, Havik always makes sure to praise him!!! Like his coloring skills, or his magic skills, or even just how pretty his baby looks

🫀 Sometimes Rain will be really proud in these compliments, other times he’ll giggle and agree, hiding his face in embarrassment

💧 Havik’s a very proud Dada, and won’t hesitate to protect Rain against others who might insult him <3

🫀 Rain isn’t a brat?? But it’s his way or the highway!! >:)

💧 . . . not really, nor does Havik follow orders from anyone

🫀 But he’ll bend slightly to whatever Rain wants (his way of showing that he loves and trusts him)

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

I think it's a cute ship (if you ignore some canon). I like to think that Rain, Havik, and Reiko (and maybe Nitara?) have a funny friendship. But a poly relationship would also be super cute. <3

[qpjianghu]

Just finished the cdrama PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE and my god what absolute delectable chaos. I understood none of the plot but the vibes were impeccable. HIGHLIGHTS:

Takes chaotic bisexuals taken to a hitherto unseen level of lunacy

Lead characters with such staggering levels of self-destructive tendencies that it boggles the soul. My main man Li Wu, traumatized orphan lying liar who lies, just wants to Be Bi and Do Crimes but inadvertantly gets roped into joining the secret police, gets embroiled in a conspiracy, yada yada yada, suddenly he's devoted his whole life to this one guy Lu Zheng, to the extent that he rises through the ranks and alternatively supports and sabotages the whole freakin' empire just to KEEP THE GUY SAFE (???)

Fucked up found families!! you love to see it!!

I can count on one hand the number of m/f ships I love, but this show has such a delightful pairing. Their meet-cute is her (badass assassin ninja Shu Tang) casually walking around trying to figure out where to hide his body while he (lying liar who lies Li Wu) pathetically pleads for his life. At some point she wakes up piss-drunk in a brothel surrounded by like 20 other ladies. No further explanation given.

Shu Tang: "I can't marry you because I have too much shit to do." Mad respect, girl. Go finish up your murders, sweetie.

They end up fake dating to real dating!!! Or more accurately fake dating to ruthlessly divorced, to confused pining, to

Back to the two male leads. How do I even. There are no words to describe their relationship. I can't even justifiably say it's queer coded because they are not so much devoted to each other as utterly and completely unhinged about each other. Every time meet up they either flirt so dizzyingly even THEY lose track of the plot or they get violently and messily divorced. Or both!!! Then in the next scene they're dying for each other. Li Wu cuts off the fingers of like 38 people just to ensure that Lu Zheng.... look I honestly don't even know how the logic tracks but it was fuckin' nuts. Then at some point Li Wu devotes his whole life to making Lu Zheng hates him because he thinks he deserves the brunt of all of Lu Zheng's anger and pain and rage??? babygirl alert

At some point another character just screams at them to kiss and make up, and they're both like No. I hate him. I would die for him. Fuck off.

HE HOLDS HIS HAND WHILE SHOWING HIM HOW TO WRITE THEIR VOWS TO EACH OTHER I CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

So much crying <3 <3 <3

Lotsa stabbing <3 <3 <3

HE IS BABY

SUCH BABY

homies, w h a t

STOP MAKING HIM CRY (keep making him cry)

(I need to gif this scene, he just caresses his chest for like 5 whole seconds)

Bro what if we wrote our catchphrase of devotion on a lantern together and we were both boys

Maybe I should have had more knowledge of what went down in the 25th year of the Emperor Hongwu but I had zero clue what was flying most of the time or why anyone was doing what they were doing or why that random white dude with the terrible haircut showed up but I blame a lot of it on the terrible subtitles, which I honestly suspect were just fucking with me most of the time??

At some point a key character is kidnapped and we legit just never find out what happened to him (OR MAYBE I'M DUMB AND MISSED IT)

Realtalk though, some of the whiplash was probably intentional in the sense that the show devastatingly presents a time and place in which imperial edict was the rule of law and everyone underneath was ruthlessly subjected to higher powers beyond their control. That sense of utter chaos and helplessness was beautifully and brutally portrayed.

You can also still catch me lying in fetal position on the floor because of lines like "I'm not a good person or a hero but I tried to be a good father" and "Do you know why they cut a condemned person's neck? If they cut on bone, the blade will be destroyed" and love declarations like "If it weren't for all this I'd like to just sit and watch the sunset with you" and “I was happy every day before I met you”

The costumes. The aesthetics. The cinematography. The fire motif. CHEF'S KISS.

I have yet to watch a cdrama (or kdrama for that matter) where the music didn't rock my socks off, and this one's no exception. The bromance theme is an absolute goddamn banger and the m/f duet ending theme slays every time.

handssssss

(Anyway, gonna go queue a bunch of reblogs and then go back to crying over Mysterious Lotus Casebook for the rest of my life, probably)

Okay I saved this for the end so I can slap a ****SPOILER WARNING**** here first, though it doesn't actually give away any plot details or anything (because, again, I HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS HAPPENING MOST OF THE TIME), but this is LITERALLY the last shot of the series:

GOD. WHAT. A CHOICE. ASHDFOIAHSIODH.

[kittythelitter]

Ted Lasso finale AU where most things are the same but we encourage cutting out the toxic people in our beloved characters' lives.

Jamie gets a restraining order against his dad and they never speak again. Maybe his dad gets sober and supports him from afar. But it's both a bad writing decision for Jamie's arc and a bad message* for the show for them to reconcile without at the very least having Jamie's dad make some kind of reparations in the show.

Beard gets away from Jane even if he doesn't want to because she's so fucking bad for him and dating her is self destructive. Maybe Jane pulls some bullshit that requires the club to get a restraining order against her and then Beard has to choose between her and the club and Higgins puts his fucking foot down and insists that if Beard chooses Jane over the club he at the very least talks to Doc Sharon about it first because Higgins loves Beard, everyone at Richmond loves Beard, but if he leaves for Jane he can't come to games or be in their lives which would tear away his whole support system in England and make him entirely dependent on Jane. Which would be really bad for him. And it's not an ultimatum. But legally Beard can't be a part of Richmond if he's with her. Higgins would try to be there for Beard but the Diamond Dogs aren't the Diamond Dogs if one of them can't legally come to Richmond. It's very fraught but Beard hugs Higgins and talks to Doc Sharon and tells Jane that he needs the club more than he needs her and Higgins helps him block and delete her numbers and email and shit when she flips out.

Maybe she does something unhinged and breaks the restraining order and gets arrested. Maybe Beard spends a few nights sleeping at the club to keep himself safe from her. Maybe Higgins puts him up in his house to keep him safe because Jane burned down his fucking apartment.

No matter what, it's important to me that Beard gets away from Jane and Higgins helps him. Because that was such a good storyline that was totally abandoned and it would be a much better message* for the show to have than Jane and Beard getting married without Ted there and having a baby because that's fucking stupid.

As an aside I don't love Rebecca with the random Dutch man. Like I want her to be happy and if he makes her happy more power to her, buuuut it seems less like she likes him and more like she likes the idea of him so maybe instead.

And this is absolutely unhinged but it crawled into my brain and I kind of love it?

Beard and Rebecca have an incredibly ill-advised hookup exactly once right as he breaks up with Jane and she's grieving her friendship with Ted and retroactively like. Maybe I did love Ted romantically? But now it's too late? And like. Whether she did love Ted romantically, or is just grieving and in a culture that values romance over friendship and the power of her feelings are overwhelming her sense is up to interpretation. But either way. She's having big feelings and Beard is the closest thing to Ted she's got and he's having a melt down over Jane so. Exactly 1 hookup that defies every possible odd and they're platonically Co-parenting a child.

Ted loves this kid more than anything and visits way more often because of it, though. To be clear. I agree with Ted going back to the states because this story is an Odyssey and just like Dorothy no matter how much he loves Oz and his friends he needs to return to Kansas. And I could make a whole separate post on that. But anyway. BeardBecca baby that baffles and confuses everyone but somehow works. They're good friends who bond over their baby, their unexpected love of football/Richmond, and their love of Ted and have a very bizarre friendship that involves co-parenting a fucking brilliant chaotic child.

Also. I am a Roy/Keeley/Jamie truther so. I love Keeley choosing herself and I definitely want her to figure out who she is outside of a relationship for a while. But she and the boys eventually start all dating.

*To clarify: normally I'm not one to double down on the message that a show sends unless it's literally something that is educational and/or designed to teach children about their feelings, but Ted Lasso very much tries to teach the average American viewer about healthy ways to process emotions and non-toxic masculinity etc. So the messages it sends about relationships and forgiveness are very much part of the show and its purpose so having these shitty messages kind of undermines the purpose.

[miraakulous-cloud-district]

from the OC questions, how about #34 for Signe, Ravonna, and your Miraak? 😊

AH!! Thank you so much for this! <3 <3

The link to the ask game can be found here! Also, the Signe parts may be spoilers to chapter 15 of WYGTYA!

34. how would your character describe themselves? it doesn't have to line up with how they really are,

Signe: it depends a lot on certain moments in her journey, because the description will change a lot! At first, she is just a girl with big dreams of big adventures, who wants nothing more than to be free and in control of her life, then she becomes a pirate and becomes very confident in her skills and wits and finds her peace though the chaotic and uncertain pirate life. When she eventually becomes Deathbrand, she will describe herself as the most bloodthirsty and deadly pirate. Of course, this is only about the Deathbrand mask, but eventually, the lines start to blur and she will become more and more thirsty for Thalmor blood, but I must stop myself before I spoil the entire fic in this ask game :)))

Ravonna: The first thing Ravvy will tell you is that she is a master destruction mage, who graduated from the Vivec college of Mages and proceed to show you a neat magic trick. She will tell you that she is a bard and that whatever song you want her to play, she will do it. Of course, these are all things that are on the surface, but if you'll have some meads with her and keep asking questions, she will eventually open up and tell you that she doesn't know who she is, and that she is still figuring it out. She is a Nord mage who grew up in Morrowind, who just found out who her parents are and she is having too many existential crises at the moment. There's also the Last Dragonborn prophecy that troubles her a lot, but what she does know is that she is a friend to her fellowship. She is a friend to the bunch of people who willingly follow her around on her journey because they like her and because they're her friends.

Miraak/Fenrik: he will definitely introduce himself as Fenrik, because he hates the Miraak persona and that part of his life. He will tell you that there's not much to say about himself, he's just a healer who dabbles in destruction magic when he needs to. He's very fond of sweet rolls and he would love to try baking again because it reminds him of simpler times when he used to help his mother in the kitchen. He will tell you that he is not that interesting (author's note: this is not true, babygirl just has a very low self esteem sometimes), and that a fun fact about him is that he has read a lot of books (in Apocrypha, but he won't mention this) and that his favourite ones were always those that had a happy ending. He's not going to reveal that he is the first dragonborn or that he was a dragon priest, but he will reveal that he loves nature, and that some of his favourite activities are to lay under a tree and hum sea shanties, to braid and care for his hair, and to just observe bears from afar because he loves them and he thinks they're the most adorable animals

[wingsmadeofwaxx]

officially finished watching sherlock. i have been irreversibly changed as a person. what the fuck (affectionate)?

1: i cant even force myself to be mad about the queer-baiting cuz i'll just pretend they're canon anyway (guys, come on, episode 1 had so many cliché romantic tropes that i genuinely lost count, everyone around them assumed because their feelings were see-through, and their endgame is literally living together and raising a baby!)

2: the show is so clever that even when i predicted a few plot twists i still felt absurdly dumb throughout all of it. it was so humbling to see sherlock as the most intelligent human to ever exist and then he gets outsmarted by so many others and *sigh*. i must have a bit of a masochist streak after all because it was actually amazing, not despite the unreachable deductions but because of them.

3: sherlock growing as a person?? consider me devastated. i don't even mean "learning not to smile in front of grieving witnesses", i mean every single time he was extra gentle with molly knowing her feelings but not wanting to exploit them, every single time he was unafraid to vouch for john as family and (quite literally) go into fire for him if necessary to make it known how much he cares, every single time he promised mary and rosie are under his protection, every time he gets greg's name right, every time he worries for mrs hudson's well being more than his own, every time he looks after his siblings despite them all pretending to be above that, every time he's silly and smiles easily and carelessly because he is happy and he is allowed to be so because there are people who care about him just the way he is but that also inspire him to always he better. high-functioning sociopath my ass. empathy's a problem, sure, but he grows to care so much. he loves so deeply and unapologetically and possessively and it makes me wanna sob for hours to know they won't let him be lonely and self-destructive any longer.

4: the cases were so well-thought of and the writing and cinematography of the whole thing were just beautiful, i am proud to call it not just an entertainment media (although there's nothing wrong with that) but a real work of art.

5: how on earth did they manage to keep the chaotic dark academia vibe so well in a adaptation set on present day??? yknow how in mystery stories or fantasy quests you're just like "a phone would literally solve the problems in half the time"? they actually do! keep everyone updated! photograph every part of the puzzle! google clues! and it's great! refreshing to see, truly. not to mention all the women in strong positions and casual queer support. but at the same time, to set the vibe right, there's so many letters and cabs and newspapers and easy access to drugs and their clothes and vocabulary make it all so distant in time too! i wonder if england is just perpetually old fashioned or if they mixed elements on purpose. loved it though.

6: it is currently 04:21 in the morning and i am sleepy and no one cares about this rant so 5 reasons why i loved it are more than enough thank you

[that-one-crazy-metal-bitch]

Metal Astrology #1~Mayhem

Was I asked to do this? Nope! I was bored and I decided I'd make a post about the members of Mayhem's astrology. Obviously I'm not going to claim any of this is accurate, it's just a little bit of fun and nothing serious! If anyone wants me to do a band or a person or even themselves, I'm down with that, just send me a message.

In brief, this is how each aspect works:

The Sun is your 'core’. The Moon is your 'inner' self, your emotions, your values. Mercury is how you communicate and express yourself. Venus describes who you are in love and interpersonal relationships And Mars is your temper and sex drive-- although I'm not really going to be going into it here too much. 

So without further ado.....

Per Yngve "Dead" Ohlin.

January 16th, 1969.

Västerhaninge, Stockholm County, Sweden.

Sidenote: his was especially hard to do because he was born during a time when there was a lot of changes in the sky and I don't have the time of his birth so, I did it to the best of my ability.

Sun in Capricorn

Moon in Sagittarius

Mercury in Aquarius

Venus in Pisces

Mars in Scorpio.

Dead's sun is in Capricorn, which means at his most basic, he's an ambitious, intelligent and hard-working. People who have their suns in Capricorn tend to be very stubborn and hard on themselves (due to the fact that they're so hard-working and have such high standards). They can also be loners and can seem emotionally distant. They're firm about what they believe in and they don't half-ass anything. 

His moon means that emotionally speaking, he's likely to have an optimistic demeanor. Those with Sagittarius in their moons are naturally independent, passionate and love to learn. They make great teachers too and are always 'searching'. They tend to be concerned with philosophy, religion and are creative. His mercury is also a creative one, if not very peculiar. 

Mercury in Aquarius tends to have an... 'odd' way of expressing itself. They're intellectual but in an unconventional way. They're not necessarily loud or eccentric about it, in fact they can be rather distant and detached, they have an interesting and unique way of looking at things that can make it hard to relate to them. Despite that, they make very interesting friends and often have a subtle and witty sense of humor. Their humour is usually dry and sarcastic, so much so that it can be difficult to tell what's sarcasm and what isn't. 

His Venus is in Pisces, which lends to a dreamy yet moody aura. These types of people are often soft and want to be protected, even if they can't express it. They're imaginative folks with a tender heart. They're easily disappointed due to the fact...well, they live in a dream. They're not always the most realistic and because of that, they can be quite unreliable in love. 

And finally, his Mars is in Scorpio, which is an interesting placement if you asked me. These people love challenges and pushing their own limits. They're intense, curious and have incredible will-power. Despite their intense nature, they've got a good temper and usually remain pretty cool. They don't 'crack' easy which can make them seem secretive and guarded. 

Scorpio is generally the 'sexiest' zodiac sign and people with this placement can have a sort of intense and mysterious sex appeal. 

On the downside, even if their temper is rather good, they can be violent and sometimes take their pain out on others, emotional manipulation isn't impossible. But despite that, they also make incredibly loyal friends and, you know, generally aren't manipulative.

Øystein "Euronymous" Aarseth. 

March 22nd 1968. 

Egersund, Rogaland, Norway.

Sun in Aries

Moon in Capricorn

Mercury in Pisces

Venus in Pisces

Mars in Aries

Okay so I'm pretty sure nobody would be shocked to hear that Euro was an Aries. They're ambitious, curious, passionate and they have strong personalities. They get bored easily, so they're innovative but they also hate boredom so they're impulsive. They've got a charismatic nature and they tend to have a lot of friends. They can be self-centred and controlling though since they’re the ‘leaders’ of the Zodiac. 

Since his Moon is in Capricorn, he's likely to be rather stubborn and headstrong... yet practical. They have goals and they work towards those goals. He's not the most empathetic of sorts and people with this placement like everything to be direct. They usually surround themselves with those who agree with them because they can be argumentative at times. They have strong opinions and think they're always right.

I thought that Euro having a Mercury and Venus in Pisces was hilarious and out of place with the rest of the aspects. Since he and Dead share a Venus, it's safe to assume that I don't have to rewrite it, although a funny addition would be that those with their Venus in Pisces can not only be masochistic itself but have an attraction to those with masochistic tendencies. It tends to make them feel bigger and better to have something vulnerable at their whim. 

As for his Mercury, it's also sort of funny because those with their Mercury in Pisces will usually have something... uh... 'soft' about them. A soft smile, a soft laugh, voice. Even if they're not actually any of those things, they may look it. They're not intimidating-looking people... at all. They're similar to Mercury in Aquarius with the way they're also unique and intellectual but the big difference is that they are not as organized. In fact, they're very, very disorganized and despite their similarities, both signs tend not to get along well. Mercury in Pisces tends to be a lot more wishy-washy and it changes it's opinions rather quickly. Even though they're interesting, they can become annoying because not only are they moody but they're also not very realistic in their plans or expectations.

Euro's Mars is, one, unsurprising, two, depending on how you look at it... not necessarily so good. Essentially, people with these Mars' can be sort of like a giant flaming cactus, bumping into everybody. "Fuck you, get out of my way!!" Aries is at home in Mars, but it's probably not so good to have your Mars in a sign Mars rules over. How are you in terms of your aggressive? Oh, you're merely the most aggressive possible sign. Goody. That's not to say that he's an inherently bad person. It just means he's aggressive. Boy, is he ever fucking *aggressive*. At best, these people shine like the sun itself but at their worst, they can set fire to themselves and everything that they love. They're incredibly driven, passionate and impulsive and it can become destructive as they tend to believe the end justifies the means. They can be extremely quick tempered and aggressive but despite this, it never lasts long and they don't hold grudges. Despite all of the aggressiveness of these people, they’re are the kind of people who achieve great things. They're the sort who keep going even if it's uncomfortable, they'll do the things no one else is willing to do to get to their goals. They're fiercely loyal to their friends and incredibly fun people to around.

Jørn "Necrobutcher" Stubberud. 

April 13 1968. 

Ski, Akershus County, Norway.

Sun in Aries

Moon in Libra

Mercury in Aries

Venus in Aries

Mars in Taurus.

Necro and Euro share a sun so I think you already have a fair idea of what an Aries is like already. Despite that, the other positions make him a completely different type of person. 

His Moon sign softens his emotional nature. People with their moons in Libras are inherently quite friendly, they love partnership and they hold those close to them very dear. They're giving, patient and forgiving. They're good peace-keepers and mediators because they're driven by a need for calm and security. However if it's just not working out, they can quickly become very irritated. All of it is really fine and dandy but it can cause conflicts because their willingness to give everyone a fair shot can make them seem fake and the way they're seemingly too-good at expressing themselves can make them seem disingenuous and insincere. Sometimes they don't understand that everything doesn't have to be pretty and clean and that emotions can be dirty, messy and chaotic.

Both of his Venus and Mercury are in Aries which does kind of contradict everything above (But if you thought any of this was fool proof then that was on you. This isn't Myers-Briggs, this is literally just astrology) if his Mercury is in Aries then he's might curse a lot, he might have a blunt and harsh way of speaking. Despite that, Mercury in Aries are passionate speakers and they're good speakers at that. They're the kind of person who can make you feel things and they don't bullshit. They're dynamic, honest and their enthusiasm is ddictive. They have a good sense of humour and they love to laugh. On the downside, they can be pretty defensive because they tend to be very sure of themselves. His Venus adds to that effect, except he's ALSO bored easily. These people like the chase, they like to tease people and play games. They like physical contact, wrestling, play-fighting, tickling, the like (TMI: they're also extremely sexual). They're ambitious and impulsive and they're naturally curious. They're not the most graceful with their emotions and they usually do shit big. Subtlety isn't their strong suit and that can make them seem almost a little arrogant and self-centered. They're not the type to know when it's time to stop.

And finally... his Mars is in Taurus! What's a good and bad placement is generally very subjective but I'd consider this to be pretty good. Mars in Taurus is steady, goal oriented and easy going. They tend to have a laid-back yet manly/womanly sort of sex appeal. They know how to pick their fights and generally have a good temper...until you piss them off, that is. Taurus has a reputation for the most stubborn sign so people with this placement can be unforgiving, possessive and overprotective. They don't trust easily and if you piss them off, it can take a long time before they finally let go of it-- if ever. They also dislike criticism and react poorly to it so with them it's "my way or the highway.”

Jan Axel "Hellhammer" Blomberg. 

August 2nd 1969. 

Trysil, Hedmark County, Norway.

Sun in Leo

Moon in Aries

Mercury in Capricorn

Venus in Gemini

Mars in Sagittarius

Simply put, Leos are... hot. They're ruled by the sun, they're quite literally 'hot'. They tend to be good looking because they're self-obsessed and they tend to be well-liked because they're simultaneously warm, generous and kind. They're dynamic and big yet languid and lazy. There's something special about them just by the way they hold themselves. They're silly, playful and they hate being ignored. 

His Moon is in Aries, which gives him an assertive and independent streak. Usually very live-in-the-moment, do-it-now-remember-it-later. Those with a Moon in Aries can be temperamental, they're not the most sensitive or patient of folk, in fact, they can seem pretty selfish and, honestly, do put themselves first more often than not. Despite it, there's something playful and teasing about them. They're very honest people and they typically mean well.

Hellhammer's Mercury is in Capricorn. These people tend to have a really blunt and simple way of speaking. They can either be really good at communicating or not at all. They're not the most philosophical people on this planet, they're more of the 'practical' sort. They do what needs to be done and they don't have patience for people who waste time. They make careful decisions and they think before they speak. They usually focus on one thing at a time.

On the other hand... his Venus is in Gemini! Having Gemini anywhere can pretty much ensure that you like words. People with a Venus in Gemini are fun, smart and witty. But they're pretty much impossible to tie down and crave new experiences. They're pretty playful but maybe a little too light-hearted. They're not the most serious people to have around, they are however, a good conversation partner and are typically charming and flirty.

Mars in Sagittarius are... a mix of things. On one hand they're pretty out-there but on the other they don't really like conflict. They don't have a lot of patience to deal with it. They've generally got a good temper, they're playful and fun-loving but shit can get serious when you don't agree with them. They somehow don't give a fuck yet give all the fucks at the same time. They do good with exercise because they're quite restless and they like to have several things going on at the same time!

Welp, that’s it! I cant reiterate enough that this shit it just for fun and not to be taken seriously. Hopefully this wasn’t too long...

[twitchesandstitches]

When it comes to this "thicc crossover AU", will the girls from Monster Musume be there too? What about digimon since they're interdimentional beings (and in a scrapped script for Adventure02 they were supposed to arrive from space) or maybe humanized version of the Godzilla kaijus? (Ghidorah, Gigan, Megalon, SpaceGodzilla and many others either comes from space or have been in space.) Or what about Rayman, Warcraft or Skyrim?

The answer to all of these is a BIG RESOUNDING YES.The first relevant detail is that in the thicc crossover AU, ya gotta be sure whether it refers to membership in the MILF fleet or not; they’re a large group, but they don’t comprise every group in everything, ever, that i personally happen to like! They may be part of other factions, antagonist or otherwise, or be people they meet along the way, or groups with their own agendas, doing their own thing.

Additionally, I lean towards some things where I don’t much care for groups in general or know much abou the canon, but i find species really interesting, and in which case, those species form large amounts of background characters; different factions might have a lot of monster girls, orks, or elves or Digimon somewhere in the background. So even if specific characters aren’t mentioned, the species certainly are there somewhere.

Monster Musume - In this case, the monster people of Monster Musume are explicitly the same kind of beings as the monsters of Undertale, and are either a seperate sub-group tha tsplit off from an analogue to the kingdom of Asgore a long time ago, or have attempted to coexist with humans, possibly in various dangerous environments where they protect humans in exchange for the humans being their lovers to reproduce the monster girls. I have an AU of Monster Musume with a MILF vibe, where the monster gals of canon are notably older than Kimihito and protect him, and the idea of a polyamorous relationship is set up from the beginning. They’re also much bigger than in canon, with even Papi dwarfing a human (and being a major shortstack, to boot), and far more monstrous and inhuman in appearance, leaning more towards the ‘monster’ part of the equation.

As Undertale-style monsters, these gals are effectively masses of living magic, perhaps being species that in the AU taken on a form that has some weight in the collective consciousness; hence, monster girls adopting forms similar to human mythological concepts. They are thus vulnerable to raw hatred, but are enormously powerful, not to mention curvaceous. But that goes without saying in this AU. Assume that the monsters in general are huge, towering over humans by several times.

My interest in the series is limited to mostly liking the fan art, that slice of life monster girl series that preceded it, reading a few chapters, and liking minor character like Cathyl and Tionishia. Consequently, most of the characters of significance are not part of the MILF fleet, though they may be part of associated groups that could merge with them over time or are considered cousin fleets. They’d likely be allies, but not part of the core group? Tionishia would be an exception, and definitely part of the main group. If you like, I can go into more detail about how the monster girls differ from canon, in their size and monstery looks.

Digimon: an interesting case! Digimon was one of my biggest and first true fandoms (alongside Transformers, Gargoyles and similar series, which may explain why i love nonhuman protags so much), so of course they gotta be in here somewhere. In this case, I’m drawing a bit on the old notion of Cyberspace that was used a lot in Digimon, and while I’ve mentioned this before, it bears repeating.

The Digital World here is effectively the old concept of cyberspace as its own realm; all data and information takes on a life of its own, and the Digimon are self-aware emanations of this realm, effectively AIs with inherent power that may or may not be magic-ish in nature. Mostly the tone is inspired by the original Digimon world, with aspects from the first two seasons and Tamers: Digimon are effectively immortal, having a symbiotic relationship with the mortal planes; cyberspace is basically born in individual servers, and may take on its own life if those servers ceased to function, but it would be a chaotic and distressed life.

All Digimon that are canon, and plenty that aren’t, can be in the AU as background characters, with a few rules. Firstly, Digimon normally do not enter into the physical world on their own, existing mostly within the realms of cyberspace. They can slot into mechanical bodies or upload themselves into robots and operate them, but they don’t have any special powers; however, they do have access to a lot of computing power, and serve as the dedicated AI networks of the fleet’s ships, maintaining things for everyone, regarding it as diving into a strange and alien world.

Digievolution levels might be based on an individual Digimon’s complexity, and most spend their time in Rookie or Champion levels, stabilizing there; they can digivolve into stronger forms, but this doesn’t often last long, and as they weaken, they will enter weaker forms until they hit Baby and In-Training, and then must recuperate. ADditionally, they are becoming less complex as they devolve, and find the experience unpleasant, like losing bits of your mind for a while. (if you’re familiar with eclipse phase, they are basically infomorphs.)

Some Digimon can assume hyper curvy monster girl forms, if it pleases their aesthetics. Rarely, they can directly materailize into the physical realm, though this often requires a partner to help them, and its often a revolving set of different people they happen to be friends with. Common Digimon include Guilmon and Tentomon, and canon characters, including Digimon, are present throughout the AU in the different factions, though fairly different from canon; Digi-Destined is not a relevant thing here. They might be technicians working closely with the Digimon or explorers into the data realms, though.

Godzilla: I’m also including Gamera here. And yes, it’s very possible! In this AU, the kaiju of Godzilla and similar series are all canon, and are explicitly divine entities that embody concepts predating humanity. They are god-like figures that don’t hate humans, and at worst are indifferent to them, perhaps embodying the need to achieve symbiosis with the world rather than attempting to dominate it (and the hubris to follow). The ‘Good Kaiju’, such as Godzilla and their followers, may regard humans with vague interest, such as one might give to ants that spell out your name, and don’t mean them harm. They are likely worshiped across the cosmos, and have no direct link to the fleet; Godzilla or GAmera might have some connection to the fleet, but it may be as incredibly potent summons they might put enormous effort into calling forth… and since this involves being pregnant with the being in question before they are ready to materialize, this is a heavy duty. The kaiju might then take on some of the summoner’s characteristics, and take a shine to them.

The malicious monsetrs, such as Ghidorah, are spare-faring agents of raw destruction, gods of annihilation that wipe away all they see, perhaps as primordial architects of the mysterious cataclysm… or involved in it in some way, in the same way that the ocean is involved in the sinking of Atlantis. It didn’t cause it, but it certainly ended the continent all the same. They can also be hyper curvaceous and giantesses, as that seems to be an aspect of enough magic power in this AU? The villains might pregnancy-summon them in a fashion. Possibly the Cobalts have a kaiju or two in their repertoire, but it would have to be one that is sufficiently mild. Or it might be something like Destroyah, a hyper curvy monster girl in their hands, that has been tamed and soothed by their attention. She’s something like their kraken now, or even toes their flagship while slumbering, awakening only when they want something to feed her bloodlust?

Rayman: I can see Rayman being it’s own world/demiplane within the realms of magic, Rayman himself as a kind of protector golem (which is sorta canon) and the fairies as magical lords over their world, with the world itself as their domain. Of these, Edith Up is likely to be the most relevant because have you seen her, she is ADORABLE. The Razorbeard Pirates can certainly make suitable space pirate antagonists, perhaps as part of a criminal organization that tends towards more malicious deeds than suits the like of the Cobalts.

Warcraft: The Blizzard franchises are all looped together here, Warcraft, Overwatch, Diablo and the other Heroes of The Storm games are part of a complicated network of alliances, rivalries and foes right by a particuarlly nasty magic rift where all kinds of power leaks from across the planes. Celetials and fiends can emerge here, embodiments of justice and evil alike, and have orchestrated terrible wars and conflict, and so the events of Warcraft may have happened in such a fashion; orcs (or orks) were manipulated by demons that are efffectively the Burning Legion but with a more Diablo aspect into war against the Alliance (a faction of humans, human relations, eldar, and others, all tightly tied to magic more than other spacefaring human societies) in a desperate hunt for a new homeland. Thrall emerged as per canon, rising up and uniting the dispossed into a true Horde looking out for each other, and is heading a tentative alliance between the various good-ish forces against the literal demons from Hell, including the Starcraft, Overwatch and other Blizzard properties.

Name a Horde race, and it likely has denizens aboard the fleet, as well as the other factions present. Something similar would apply for the other factions throughout. Named characters are trickier, since I don’t know much about them in general; the united group of Heroes of the Storm are likely their own entity, and big enough to serve as a proper sci fi fleet that can stop demons and monsters from escaping that area of space, and may regard it as their duty to protect the rest of the multiverse from letting those things get loose. Alextrasza, however, is an exception; I’ve read about her and cool badass dragon mom who is kind to all beings and once swallowed a bad guy whole, WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT HER SOONER. She is definitely on the fleet, but in what capacity I’m not sure.

Skyrim: The Elder Scrolls setting is likely a lage expanse of space, heavily influenced with raw magical energy, but considering the weirdness of the original setting, it might also do as a demi-plane within the magical realms. In any case, the gods and daedra are likely to be worshiped throughout the multiverse. Malacath might have some vague approval of the milf fleet, while Molog Baal is a major antagonist because he FUCKING DESERVES IT THE ASSHOLE. Possibly some of the mightiest fleet moms are plotting to devour him and take his power for their own, or the goddesses associated with the fleet are deliberately scheming to do just that. Sanguine, in contrast, is probably backing the Cobalts for the fun of it.

The races in the Elder Scrolls can make up a wide variety of background characters throughout the cosmos; in general, assume that if you’re talking about actual elf ethnic background, think in terms of Elder Scrolls, with different elf types as more cultural or faction-themed. Dunmer are very common, and make up most of the eldar on the MILF fleet, for instance. The orsimer are orks,with a greater emphasis on martial honor and ferocity, and may be magically altered by a connection to Malacath specifically; perhaps descended from orks thatt revered him and took his essence into themselves. The Cobalts might have Snow Elves and Aldmer as a lot of the elves on their group due to them moving in the areas where those elves have settled over the eons. Argonians are also pretty common in the fleet!

The Empire is known as the Cyrodillic Imperium, and has way more influences from the real life inspirations of the different cultures in the Elder Scrolls to fit a more diverse, old society like a proper space opera should have, and the Aldmeri Dominion is probably the asshole elves you expect.

I’m not sure how to handle the specific characters, but some examples: update the Skyrim Civil War o be a cosmic battle, with the Stormcloaks as a rebel fleet with Ulfric as a somewhat sympathetic warlord. He might be an antagonist, but not one with morals opposed to the fleet; he’s just a human-centric ruler with little interest for others that aren’t ‘his people’. The dragons in general, especially Alduin, would be way more eldritch horror here, with optional hyper busty monster girl forms. With an element of kaiju; they’re probably big enough to wreck starships and can exist in space.

[kannra21]

I have a huge need for ranting so bear with me.

OK I can agree with Hawks 😁 but I think I'd strike some curiosity in Izaya as well since he rarely meets a person with similar mindset, he'd either be confused or excited. Btw they can be considered two sides of the same coin.

Hawks is more of a "I'll do the craziest shit for everyone" whilst Izaya is more like "Everyone will do the craziest shit for me". I love the chaotic possibilities they're bringing.

Yup, Shizou is kinda problematic but he's actually a better person than Izaya. Izaya pretends that he couldn't care less when in reality he's kinda jealous although he doesn't want to admit it. 🤣 Too prideful. But that's probably the reason why I sympathize w him so much.

Well he can't expect everyone to love him if he manipulates them so much. You can't have one's cake and eat it too, he's just money driven. In order to get ahold of money he needs to detach from his feelings and betray everyone's trust. That's rly self-destructive. Like he's an extrovert with internal struggles. He's surrounded by a mass of people and yet he's standing alone. People are using him and he is using people. He has power, he feels like a god, but at the end of the day he returns to his lonely apartment and gets so freakishly lonely that he's constantly trying to find something to entertain himself with like writing meaningless conversations in his chatroom.

And the way he's enjoying Namie's stay although she often dashes away when finishing her job. It's so obvious how clingy he can be in his own twisted ways. He tries to deny it but he's just as human as everyone else, he's afraid of someone ruining his perfect picture of the world being in the need of him when in reality no one rly cares ab him specifically as long as they can get the information needed. 😂 I want to hug him but he's most likely to step back, the fear of refusal and abandonment killing him inside. Too emotional for an asshole. Person would almost laugh if it wasn't sad, being in need of affection but denying it at the same time.

Like Shinra said "He might seem cold-blooded, but he's more human and his heart more brittle than anyone else. So much so that if you filled it with human love or betrayal, it'd break easily. Which is why, I think, he chose from the start to avoid it all, to love humanity. You understand? Not to accept, not to face it. To avoid it. It's something like how a windsock flies. On first sight mouth wide open, like he's smiling and accepting everything, with a huge capacity... But in reality it's a cylinder with no bottom. That's why any amount can go through the mouth. And he can love anything."

Like, he'll play with you to taste the waters and if it turns out too serious he'll run away to avoid the train wreck of his heart.

At this point he's denying himself as well. He thinks he's not an open book aww how sweet. I need to admit that I never saw a more complex personality than Izaya's. You can love him and hate him at the same time. He can claim that he doesn't feel sorry when he'll feel guilty just as much. And that's why I love his character.