#I love him so much for chosing me as his human 🥰🥺

[jupiter-balls]

Ellie your cats been laying like that for weeks now will you stop making it into a big deal?

No, he loves me and wants to be around me 🥹

[daisybianca]

INSTAGRAM AU

Daniel Ricciardo

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yourusername our favorite uncle <3 their bond is so strong that they sometimes get confused and accidentally call him daddy🤣

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dannyricfp I've never seen an uncle being that hot to be honest bruh.

user72927 it's the curly hair for me.

dannyric3fanpage it's basically EVERYTHING for me. I swear to God this man is going to be the death of me.

danielricciardo I'm hot, I know.

landonorris why do people create fan pages of you? yikes man, that sucks.

danielricciardo as I said before, I'm hot.

danielricciardo so you're mad now that some 8 year old calls me daddy🤨

yourusername no I don't mind actually.

danielricciardo 🧢

user82929 I'd sell my parents to a bazaar if only they adopted me💀

user88190 AHAHA. FOR REAL. I believe that they would make SUCH good parents. My babies are authentic parents material.

landonorris @ yourusername @ danielricciardo I want to become an uncle.

danielricciardo so, you want us to have sex.

landonorris yes. please, film the process so we can be blessed with an original tutorial from a real goat 🐐🙏

yourusername oh shut up both of you😂

danielricciardo why, babe? basically EVERYONE has sex (Lando, I won't criticize. your comment because this will evolve into an online fist fight.)

yourusername no, not everyone. we don't.😔

danielricciardo 🤡keep telling yourself that shit, (y/n)🤡

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danielricciardo attended the tattoo artist this morning with a lady I bumped into just moments before the scheduled appointment.

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yourusername so I go by 'a lady I bumped into just moments before the schedule appointment' now??? I love my brand-new nickname🥰

danielricciardo I love you, a lady I bumped into just moments before the schedule appointment.

landonorris not funny.

user72828 STOP INTERRUPTING THEIR MOMENT. go buy some ice-cream, damn.

user62829 it's their best era and I'm SO here for it.

user12927 YES. YES. YES.

user72829 to have a Danny Ric in your life🥰

maxverstappen1 yes, extremely tiring, I know.

danielricciardo oh, you're still alive.

maxverstappen1 unfortunately, you happened to be very unlucky, buddy.

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yourusername damn, I don't have much to say about his human being. he's extraordinary and uniquely beautiful in his own way.🥺 happy birthday, my boy. keep making this cruel world and our lives a better and a safest place. I love you so much (even though you're sleeping and snoring like a baby pig, right next to me at the moment)❤️

lewishamilton wishing this big guy a very happy and blessing birthday🙏

user82929 awww, babyyy.

user9292 HAPPY BDAY DANNY RIC. WE ADORE YOU.

user02729 ADORE isn't enough to describe how much I love this man.

maxverstappen1 happy birthday, sleeping beauty. as (y/n) said, keep making the world a louder, bolder, tiring, better place💗

danielricciardo not sleeping anymore. thanks but I know you love me deep down.💕🙏

danielricciardo thank you, baby❤️💕 (not thankful for screaming and singing the bday song next to my ear to wake me up, though.)

user62881 AHAHHAHA. They're the DEFINITION of a powerful couple. Iconic.

yourusername my voice is angelic to say, at least. you SHOULD be thankful for that, as well.

landonorris yayyy. one year closer to becoming a dilf. congrats on your accomplishment, Daniel👏

danielricciardo ran out of birthday wishes and decided to search it up on pinterest, huh?

user62677 AHAHHA. leave our baby Lando alone pls😔

landonorris I'm not a big fan of pinterest, so no, I chose Google instead. But at least I try to be creative, you know.

[theharrowing]

nobody needs a reminder that you'r gay but why not keep that to yourself rather then add it into every single story and then make these weird posts about it that seem to be making fun of those of us who have no interest in reading about it? its bad enough that you made the members gay for each other but i cant see myself in a gay main character and youre comfortable with ruining a story that some of us have been reading for years

ANON, HI!!!

wow omg thank you so much for sharing your fascinating opinion with me. you are so right that you are not represented enough in cishet content omg your life must really be difficult. 🥺🥰🥰

as per my master list:

❣  I write a lot of queer & poly characters, and even in my member x reader stories, there are often member x member side ships & threesomes. If that’s not your cup of tea, then this probably isn’t the place for you, babe!

some excerpts from Collateral chapter 17:

(Hwasa's real name is Hyejin, in case you missed that detail from the last update.)

Although you are surrounded by beauty in a place like Paradise, nobody steals your attention like Hyejin. Her beautiful diamond-shaped face is always made up with sharp black eyeliner and bright red lipstick. With wide, dark brown eyes that pierce into your soul, all it takes is one pointed smirk, and you are practically melting to her feet. She is always dressed a little revealing, showing enough skin that your eyes continuously trail back to her, just to get another glance.

You understand why men wage wars over love and lust. Hyejin is living proof of why so many sonnets and classic literature pieces are steeped in maniacal desperation over a woman some lonely man saw at a passing glance one time. 

Although you turn your head in the direction of Jimin’s voice, your eyes stay on Hyejin as she struts over to the bar where Jeongguk is leaning forward on his elbows, getting his attention by draping herself over him and slamming her hip against his side.  “Hmm?” you finally ask when seeing the two of them standing side-by-side has your cheeks feeling entirely too warm, though it still takes a few stray seconds to pull your gaze to Jimin.  He has one perfectly manicured eyebrow raised, and he tongues the inside of his cheek, making you feel even more embarrassed. You are only human…what does he expect from you?

“Gonna start calling you fawn instead of dove,” Jimin teases, and you snicker at the wordplay, unwilling or able to deny you have been fawning over Hyejin since the moment you met her. 

Hyejin pouts and it sends your heart haywire, making you nearly cave. “I want to see your moves,” she says in a sweet, baby voice that has you floundering for words—deciding that you would probably do anything to satisfy her. 

“Listen, I’m not here to break up whatever is going on between my favorite girls.” Jeongguk says, gaze on you as he raises an eyebrow and adds, “I just didn’t know our doll swings both ways.” Feeling indignant and a little claustrophobic, you shrug away from Jeongguk’s arm and give his shoulder a shove.  “For your information, I go…all ways…” you mutter with a grimace, trailing off because you do not owe him an explanation. Labels for sexual orientation may work for some, but they have never been your thing; you like people for people, and it is as simple as that. Defensive, you add, “But she was just giving me a friendly little kiss on the cheek, so it doesn’t matter.”

and the entire scene with them in the dance cage like HELLO LMAO I MADE IT VERY CLEAR THAN MC IS NOT STRAIGHT. hopefully this is enough evidence that you either chose to ignore what i wrote OVER A YEAR AGO or you have non-existent rizz and didn't realize they have been FLIRTING??????

reading about your pussy getting licked by a man is not going to be different from reading about getting your pussy liked by a woman. i promise you are not going to die. but i also won't miss you so idk bye!!!

[starleska]

ooooh an f/o chain, how fun!!! 🥰💖 okay, i tag @iriso-page​, @blackthewolf17, @single-eutanasia, @malramaz and @venuss-ambassador 🎉

my f/os are below the cut 😉

first fictional crush: Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown) 🖤🙈

this boy genius was the impetus for years and years of my villain-loving!!! everything he is, is the blueprint for the kinds of characters i adore...a cartoonishly evil, brilliant scientist whose immense intelligence and ego is offset by the fact that he's a goddamn moron 😂 he's also got that sopping wet vibe that other classic f/os such as Spamton and Dave the Octopus share...they're actually dumb as rocks and in desperate need of a hug 🥺 most recent fictional crush: Wally Darling (Welcome Home) 🥴💖

no surprises here for anyone who's been on the blog recently - Wally has completely captured my heart with his sweet silliness 🥺💖 he's just so beautiful, soft and quirky!!! he has this magnetic charm in the brilliant simplicity of his design, and there's so much interesting speculation to be had about his character. 10/10 character who deserves all of the love he's getting 🥰 weirdest fictional crush: Professor Zündapp (Cars 2) 🚗🔥

having a crush on any fictional vehicle is going to win the obscure vote, but i chose Professor Zündapp over Choo-Choo Charles because at least with the latter, there's a monsterfucking excuse 😂💖 here's the thing...Prof. Z being a car is immaterial. he is just so perfectly my type that i wouldn't notice if he was a car, a human, or a furry. goofy, evil, sinister, intelligent, engineering capabilities, German...(for real i have a stupid amount of f/os who are German or have German accents - looking at you, Comfortable Doug and Werner Werman!! 😅). i was just doomed the second i saw him. a great character trapped in a carwreck of a movie;;; fictional crush you’ve had the longest: HABIT (EverymanHYBRID)!! 🔪💀

although i only got into the Slenderverse in my teens, i think the length of time i was so utterly obsessed with this guy more than qualifies him for the longest-running crush 😖 HABIT hits that terrifying, demonic, creepypasta slasher niche that i just can't resist...who doesn't love a wisecracking, body-snatching abomination with a penchant for knives and is almost always covered in blood? he's certainly not a controversial choice 😳 most obscure fictional crush: Dr. Rowan North (Ghostbusters 2016) 👻💡

oh my god i am so obsessed with him i physically don't know how to contain it 😭💖💖 Rowan embodies what i like to think of as the Dwight Schrute niche of my f/os...these unusual, neurodivergent-coded assholes who are highly skilled and terribly misanthropic. i'm genuinely just so weak for a dreadful incel, and Rowan is so driven and insane it's impossible not to be drawn in by his passion 🥺 he shares the stage with choices like Comic Book Guy and The Riddler...i'm very drawn to nerds who would be dismissive towards me 😭💖 most unexpected fictional crush: Augustus St. Cloud (The Venture Bros)!!!! 🕶💰

the absolute KING of my f/os!!!!! i don't know what happened - at first he lurked in the back of my mind in a, 'ha, wouldn't it be funny if you got obsessed with this guy' kind of way, and now he's one of my absolute favourite characters of all time 😖💖💖💖 i just love everything about Augustus...impeccable style, fascinating voice, and this unrepentant, nasty passion for making his arch-nemesis' life a living hell 🙈 i'm a fan of fat, fancy bastards and Augustus just sits at this weird intersection between so many traits i love in a character...he's simultaneously a serious problem, and laughably incompetent. capable of easily outsmarting others, and a total idiot. he is extremely embarrassing and i love him for it 😂💖 that's all!! hope you had fun with this trip into my silly f/os :3c

Starting a F/O chain bc bored. you dont have to be tagged to make an addition!

@starleska @monsterbride99

In this order:

First fictional crush (you can remember)

Most recent fictional crush

Weirdest fictional crush

Fictional crush you've had the longest

Most obscure Fictional crush

Most unexpected fictional crush

Mine below cut!

1. Bowser is the first one I can remember. Dont ask why I was like, six

2. Inspector Gadget my most recent, and such a dork i love him

3. Phantom virus he's so babygirl

4. Rowan North since 2016 and going strong B)

5. Dr. Nazo I'll eat a boot if you know who this is without googling it

6. Fear the opposite of my regular type, he may live in Riley's head but hes renting in mine

[dollwritesarchive]

You know what I just realized you haven’t done in a while? An NSFW alphabet 👀 I would loooooove to see one with a Charlie character of your choice! - 😴

because I KNOW you love henry 🥺

I chose a couple instead of the entire template 👉🏻👈🏻 is it cringe that I chose to spell fangs? maybe 🥰

𝕱 — 𝕱𝖆𝖛𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓

as an old fashioned man of tradition, Henry loves missionary. there’s nothing more beautiful in the natural world than the look on your face when he takes you, nothing more lovely than the sound of your moans in his ear getting louder as you’re pushed closer and closer to the cusp of orgasm, nothing that feels as warm as your skin pressed to him, heartbeat pounding so fast and loud that it nearly overwhelms him. he wants every inch of his body pressed to yours, one hand holding your leg around his waist, and the other cradling the back of your head to keep you from dropping it back. “Keep your eyes on me, my love,” he purrs with his mouth on yours the entire time, swallowing your little moans. “open them, so that I can see how much you enjoy making love to me.”

𝕬 — 𝕬𝖋𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊

aftercare is one of the most important aspects of being in love with a human, in Henry’s eyes. you are much more delicate, more fragile a being than he, and thus, you must be tended to after sleeping with him. he has a habit of not even asking before scooping you into his arms, carrying you to the tub, and bathing you head to toe. he is entirely too gentle, and you’ve told him multiple times, but he only smiles. “You shouldn’t caress a lover with the same hand you batter your enemies with.”

though he has no need for food, Henry’s home is well stocked with all your favorites (as long as they’re healthy for you), and after your bath, when you’re wrapped in a cozy, plush robe feeling like a princess, you follow him into the dimly lit kitchen and watch him cook you a full meal— one that he expects you to finish.

𝕹 — 𝕹𝖔

he absolutely will not bite you. to ask would mean an immediate stop to play time, and a lecture on why he would never subject you to that sort of pain. he doesn’t want to be the monster he is, which is why he lives off of animal blood, but to bite you, especially during a time when you are so vulnerable to him, would make him one.

𝕲 — 𝕲𝖔𝖔𝖋𝖞

even though Henry can be serious at times, he does like to tease you. especially when you’re needy and begging him to love you. “Look at you, how you want me so bad that your legs are shaking. I’ve only just kissed your thigh, my love, and you’re already whimpering.” of course, he’s not cruel, so he’d never make you suffer long after the taunting before he’s giving you exactly what you need.

𝕾 — 𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖆

Henry’s stamina is no joke. after all, the man has supernatural abilities, and therefore, could put marathoners to shame with ease. but, he’s always thinking of you. when he can see your eyes are glassy, and your muscles are weak, and you’re a babbling, cum drunken mess, he knows you’ve had enough. he will give you time to recover, spend however long it takes holding you in his arms, kissing you, and telling you just how good you’ve done— how well you’ve taken him, and how proud of you he is. if you decide, when you’re well enough rested, that you want to keep going, he’ll happily oblige. however, there’s been plenty of times where you’ve simply fallen asleep in his embrace, and he doesn’t mind that, either.

[jimilter-recs]

This rant has been such a long time coming, I’s so sorry it’s taken me fifteen years to take out time to finally yell about this, Ridzieee! 😭😭😭

Okay, so first off: the fact that Jungkook’s MOM propositioned him as a potential roommate to OC was so adorable??? And the way she did was so darn cute, too! 🥺 But did she lie? NAWWW

I lovED how they immediately became so candid with each other before they’d even physically met! The text and phone conversation, deciding upon a meal? No awkwardness to be found!!! I LOVE!!! 🥰

Although it has been barely a minute since you opened the door, you render yourself completely useless as an integrated part of society.

Don’t fucking imagine this stranger naked, Y/N!

^^^ WOW THIS IS ME???? YA DIDN’T TELL ME I WAS FEATURED IN THE FIC RID WHAT???? Lmao no, but really, I love the OC so much! She’s a whole mess and a wholly relatable one. Not just that, but her being a diligent, organized person is also super relatable. And the way her annoyance at Jungkook’s tardiness surmounts ahdgashd lol, idk why but this had me cackling:

“We’re good. But we could be better.”

Moving on, I loved the way you characterized Jungkook, too! He’s such a sweetheart and sO humble. 

The fact that he’s explaining the most basic aspects of cooking to you, should be awkward to you. But something about Jungkook’s behaviour and treatment never allows you to dwell on your mistakes for too long; with him, you always feel more human than you ever have, like you’re allowed to be flawed and short on knowledge in specific areas.

I’m gonna cry, I’m falling in love right along with her!!! 😭

And, oh my God, the thing she has with poems??? Was so cute and meaningful and well thought out??? I remember the day after I read this fic, I told my mom abt this lil bit. She found it adorable and well-thought out too, bub. 🥺❤

That powercut scene omg??????? SO DARN CUTE I NEARLY CRIED😭 The poem she told him was beautiful!!! My heart literally ached at this:

But with your routine settling in and life going on, it soon became evident that Jungkook was destined to be your best friend. One who understands, lets you live, lets you make mistakes and learn.

Someone who you know you can rely on when days become gloomy and have fun with when you get overzealous to try something specific.

And that’s it. Not more, not less.

PLS😭😭😭😭

Anyways, so.

SO.

S O!

We now movin into the territory that should’ve been clearly demarked as being “so painful, you’ll never recover from it” but you chose to be a sadist and left out the damn warning.

Kim. MF. Tae.

Whatta darn meet-cute with the strawberries, omg, Rid! 🥺 I wanna meet a Kim Tae at the supermarket and have him help me buy fruit, hello??? Why doesn’t it happen to me??? But oh my God, the way it escalated, I—

I REALLY DIDN;T FUCKIN SEE IT COMING AAHDASHFGAHFGDGFJGF

OH MY GOD

But!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jungkook hears the school girl giggles before he knocks at your door, heart dropping a few floors when he realises how often you’ve started spending your time on your phone and without him.

^^^ This. 

He wished he could laugh at your ardour, but all that floats his mind is that you’ll be gone tomorrow - on your weekly Friday game night.

But who is he to control your life anyway?

^^^ And this.

Let’s.

Let’s talk about this, Rid. Let’s talk about the reasons.

Number one: none?????

Number two: you hate gguk?????????

Number three: you hate your readers tf????????????

You KNOW you had no reason to cause so much sudden pain to the world, but you did. Why were you such a cruel human being, whY???

THE PINING IN THE SCENE WHERE SHE’S GETTING READY FOR THE DATE KILLED ME GODDDDD😩

The way you seem so happy and content fills Jungkook with fondness and pain simultaneously; loving that you feel good but loathing that he’s not the reason for it.

LIKE, HOW THE FUCK DO I DEAL WITH THIS WITHOUT CRYING??????

Oh, my God, we changing gears here. We changing gears REAL QUICK, cause Tae called her—

He—

*breaks into uncontrollable sobs*

HE CALLED HER HIS SPOONFUL OF HEART, DO YOU HEAR ME CRYING MY LUNGS OUT????

But the fact that Gguk nearly walked in on them, I—

I can’t, man, I can’t. I canOT have my heart simultaneously breaking for two amazing mf men, pleASE stop this torture!!! 😭

Because Jungkook is perfect in your eyes.

FACTSSSS OH MY GOD! And tears in my mf eyes because babyboy hurting so much cause OC is dumber than mE and that is saying something!!!!! 

When Gguk left to see Jimin and rejected her apology - heartbreak. When Tae confessed his love and she didn’t say it back - heartbreak. When Gguk comforted her despite her having hurt him so bad - heaRTBReak. But this:

Because when it comes down to facing reality, Jungkook knows he’s fallen in love with you too much.

And you haven’t fallen in love with him enough.

I HONESTLY DON’T EVEN HAVE A HEART ANYMORE, THIS BROKE MY FKN LUNGS AND KIDNEYS WTF?????????????????

I HATE EVERYTHING OH MY GOD

Her contact name in Jungkook’s phone??? You just love to play with feelings, don’t you? 🥺

JIMIN, MY MAN, YESSS! PLS TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM! 😭

You look up at him expectantly as he pauses, his tongue darting out to wet his lips as he concludes, “Jungkook might have been the fairy to make you feel alive in your story after all.”

I...

I need a moment to breathe.

I cannot - fucking inhAle oxygen, everything is pain, including the air I’m breathing.

Things that are okay = nOT THIS.

TAEHYUNG, BABY, I’M SO SORRY RID IS ALWAYS SO MEAN TO YOU, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE CRYING, THO! 😭😭😭

Leaving him and then not taking the opportunity feels like cheating, too.

^^^ THIS. I love this, dear writer, oh my God! We need to be mature and do things at our own pace instead of sticking to stupid societal conventions about when to get into another relationship after ending one. I love this. ❤

“I just find dicks funny sometimes. Just hanging there.”

I—

RIDZIE????? IN THE MIDDLE OF HOT AF SMUT??? WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR HEAD TF???? 💀😭

But you know what? All the awkward conversations and crackheadery has made the smut all the more realistic! 

“Trying to be the sexy dominant guy?”

I LOVED THIS HOOO WHAT A DORK! 😭💀

Yeah, so. Wow.

What an experience.

I loved the fic so so SO much, dear writer. I think I expressed a lot of my love for it and yEt I feel like I cannot express it enough. I fell in love with all three of the characters, always crying for them and never able to hate on any one of them because they were all actually super lovable but fate had them twisted in a complicated situation. I don’t recall a story where I have adored all of the characters so much without hating any one of them.

So, anyways. Thank you SO MUCH for creating this gorgeous fic, dear writer, I love this and you to bits. 🥺🥰❤❤❤

changes in between | jjk (m)

Summary: “Does that mean that I can kiss you now?”

Becoming the roommate of Jeon Jungkook is the biggest change you’ve ever gotten thrown into - but little do you know that the addition of another man will bring even further turbulence into your (love) life.

pairing: Jungkook x reader (+ some Taehyung x reader)

rating: 18+

genre: roommate au, s2f2l; some crack, fluff, angst, smut

warnings: pining, swearing, mentions of alcohol consumption, fear of the dark; explicit sexual content: multiple smutty scenes (one’s milder and with tae), slight exhibitionism lol you’ll see, soft dom!jk, big dick!jk, fingering, oral (f. & m receiving), handjob on the side, breast play, jungkook sucks some tiddies, some masturbation, dirty talk, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it), voice kink lol, some finger sucking, praising, biting, soft manhandling, soft sex and rough sex, cockwarming at the end?, some aftercare; jealous jk :( … jealous tae :(, jk calls oc a flower <3

word count: 24.7k (sorry, please do still read lmao)

a/n: hi, there !! all hail @taemaknae​​​​ who hit me up with this ingenious idea some time ago and had me intrigued right away. consider this a belated birthday gift, baby, i really hope you like it and i’m SUPER NERVOUS ABOUT IT LMAO :’) this trope is smth entirely new to me and i’m shaking in my boots here - so please let me know what you guys think !! enjoy the freaking awesome (!!!) banner nicole made, pls the talent T_T

betas: @voiceswithoutlips​​​​ @missgeniality​​​​ & @hobiandsprite​​​​, thank you for your suggestions, endless help and for always letting me yell and whine in the dms :’) i love you guys to bits x

uploaded to AO3, too (for those who prefer pdfs or mobile readings!)

➳ listen to the CIB playlist for the full experience!

MASTERLIST | WIPs

His eyes keep closing.

You know sleep is washing over him slowly, but all you can do is watch him intently - because even after numerous pleas and annoyed shakes of your head, he is still standing here, back leaning against the wall and wobbly legs carrying him god knows how.

You know that you would’ve definitely given in to the tiredness and weakness by now, understanding exactly that you become a victim to gravity anytime you drink too much. And from what you can tell, he is entirely wasted.

“Jungkook, honestly…”

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