#I love him but ??????

[drewsgirly]

so we’re all gonna ignore this fucking wetass fart from drew

[invisiblejourney]

no but actually

[oonajaeadira]

Meet my SO. He's got covid for the first time. He can mansplain you allllll about germ theory but doesn't understand it also applies to him. He doesn't "rest" when he gets sick. Instead, he likes to clean the house. This means that, to him, "isolation" means he can come in and out of the bedroom as much as he wants as long as it's to grab cleaning supplies or food or wash the dishes or just to sweep the rooms I'm not currently in....

My boss doesn't want me coming in so I'm stuck in a very small house with a dude that just won't stay put.

I will say that when I'm sick, he very rarely gets ill. But every time he gets sick, I come down with it.

His theory is that I'm just prone to getting sick.

My theory is HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND FUCKING GERM THEORY.

Watch this space for the upcoming announcement of my being sick with covid.

[judahlux]

I'm still thinking the baby was rlly unnecessary

[ryomaandgundhamkin]

The sad truth probably (idk if this is canon but maybe idk I need confirmation)

@eddwardharrison I’m legally forcing him to be my husband without his consent 💖🌸

don’t mind the Spanish rtgemnuhmrerivij Google translate exists for you guys so you can translate it 😍

grrr he’s so fine why is he so fine it’s so unfair 🤬

[myaow]

Cole, who could bake like god, learning to cook during his time with the Finders cause they’re kids goddamn it and they deserve to have better meals than what he makes

[thehamletdiaries]

Just here thinking about how Horatio was looking after Ophelia and then he ran off cause he got a letter from Hamlet and Ophelia killed herself...

[cav-core]

I think maybe Dan Abnett should be banned from sound effects.

[pecuniam-amo]

What kind of Hokage do you think Madara would make?

I think this is a pretty interesting question that almost requires thinking, since many people like to prescribe such alternative universes in the Era of the Founders. To be honest, I've never seriously thought about it for more than a second, but now I feel like I really want to.

Which Madara do we know? We know that he is a family man, a good colonel, since he led a whole clan, principled, faithful to his ideas. Now let's look at each of these qualities.

A family man. He must have loved his brother very much. He loved me very much, so much so that even after the founding of the village and several years side by side with his brother's murderer, he thought about revenge. I literally dreamed of humiliating this man.

Colonel. That's right, too, he led the Uchiha. But he led them in such a way that they were forced to accept peace from Senju, because they were not in a position to fight back. They stayed in the village afterwards, where they didn't really like it. His rule led to the Uchiha's situation soon becoming so bad that they began planning a coup d'etat.

A matter of principle. True to the ideas. He was so faithful that, realizing that his vision of the world, which he dreamed of, did not come true, he decided to impress everyone with the Tsukuyomi technique. We all understand that from Madara's point of view, he did the right thing, wished the best for everyone, but in the vision of the world as a whole, we guess that it is wrong to act in this way. It's even kind of inhumane.

So what do we get in the end?

One politician said — jokingly, of course — that presidents must be single. Lenin was lonely, and what an empire he built! And Stalin! You can laugh, but it's also worth thinking about. The family is really taking away time that could be spent on the state. Whether we like it or not, everyone is more or less distracted by personal problems while at work. Well, it's not possible to divide these two details of life into even parts that don't touch each other.

And the radical views? You can't go far with such rigid self-confidence. A politician must be able not only to prove his point of view, but also to find a compromise.

I don't want to say that Madara is bad. No, not at all. I love him. But I love you more as a person. You can't see him in the role of a good Hokage, alas and ah. He would either be totalitarian or clumsy in his decisions, which would lead to bad consequences.

P.S. Hashirama is not very good either. If you were interested in my opinion, the best Hokages were Tobirama and Tsunade.

[turtlebluem]

Did you guys know it's actually really hard to write an essay about Clint Barton for a college course?

Of course, no one told me this

So here we are

[jane-not-rizzoli]

My ✨fairy godfather✨ randomly came over today, told me he nearly ran someone over on his way to a gig (he’s in a rock band) and he just played the bass with 2 dislocated fingers, then crashed the car into a barrel on his way home???

[whoisspence]

why does spencer like jello ?? jello is disgusting

[sadiecoocoo]

I love Miami Morty but I hate how sexualized he is… it makes it feel weird to include him in one of my fics :/

[f0r3v3rm0r3]

GUYS.

do you remember how someone from the agency has to transfer to the port mafia?

And how Moro predicted that Dazai will become the BOSS of port mafia by the age of 23?

Well he's 22 now.. WHAT IFFFF?????

[inhumanetrash]

Fowler and Schloder are eachothers' opposites; Fowler is kinda laid back but deals with some serious stuff while Schloder wants to be serious so bad but ultimately what he does ends is mostly silly