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I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me

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i wanna talk about this shot

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Pray for my friends, the true victims of my hyperfixation

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How To Put "I am a Ao3 Author" on Your Resume

"Published (number of works on ao3) written works spanning (lowest word count) to (highest word count) to a nonprofit international digital archive dedicated to preserving and maintaining society's reactions, impressions, and culture regarding various forms of fictional media."

You can also simplify it to "Creative Writer - Archive (dates) and then put "Wrote for a nonprofit digital archive as a volunteer."

Plus, if you have a lot of hits or kudos on your works, you can say, "I reached (number of hits) people and (number of kudos) of those people signified to the Archive that my work resonated with them."

Because, technically, we are all volunteering our time and donating our writing to AO3's cause of preserving the fandoms and the culture around them. And people do sometimes just call it "Archive". So nothing I just said was a lie.

If you're writing on Ao3, then you have experience writing -- which is the skill you're presenting here. In the long run, you're not doing anything wrong by phrasing your experience in impressive ways.

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just saw in some stupid medical drama someone burst into the hospital with an injured person over their shoulder and they said "is anyone here a doctor????" . that's so fucking dumb. thats like going into a rock climbing gym and saying "does anyone wanna start a podcast????" like thats the only people who go there dipshit

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MY SIBLING GOT THIS MADE FOR ME FOR CHRISTMAS

I AM SO HAPPY OMFG

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i started wood turning with my dad and these are my first 4 pens!

The wood one was my first ever, and the three others were gifts to some close friends.

Just wanted to show these off, I'm turning a purple heart tomorrow before work, too.

The pink one is where i had the most independence, and I am so so proud of all of these.

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I work at this place every time I'm back from college (I was full time in hs) and I want them to be haunted by me when I'm gone

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I work at this place every time I'm back from college (I was full time in hs) and I want them to be haunted by me when I'm gone

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Are we all just going to ignore Pennywise raw dogging Hank McCoy on the big screen

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its true that complimenting strangers is fun and nice. people will go "awwww really" when you say their hair is cute. people will go "thanks" and straighten up a little when you compliment the colors they're wearing. people will say "oh yeah i got it at (place)" if you say a charm on their bag is cool. people really do appreciate it and its very whimsy and you can just do this for free

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why am i so socially anxious who am i performing for

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Reblog if you love fish

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Visualization of events that occurred to me while I was getting ready to take a shower tonight

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last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

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