#I love LVOE LOVE Roman

[ghosttb0y]

Oh Roman~

@thatsthat24 hello Sanders sides community I offer Roman today 🔥‼️

[h0estar]

every now and then i look back on this GIF i have of nalu during tartaros arc and cry about how this particular scene alone solidifies the beauty of their relationship (natsu holding lucy's hand gently in the face of chaos and panic did wonders to my heart)

[fox-on-the-moon]

stimmy virgil,,,,, virgil flap the hamnds,, the man paces around house. not only stimmy bt also same stim!! im gonna cry now brb i love him so much

[notafeeling]

me and my dumbass: lovesick logince au

[heavenly-roman]

*deep inhale*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A. A AA. A A AA A. A A A A A A A A A A A. A A. A AA. A AA. A A

Where the first words your soulmate say to you appear on your wrist at the age of sixteen.

(Notes: Roceit, selective mute!Deceit, his name here is Dorian, the cursive text is his signing)

.

Roman had always been a hopelessly romantic, and when the words on his wrist happened to appear, his friends couldn’t shut him up for an entire week.

It was just- Roman knew he had the most beautiful soulmate mark. Written in cursive letters in shiny gold ‘I love you too, Roman’.

He loved imagining scenarios where he met his soulmate. A grand ball where they would dance all night and Roman would deliver his heart only to receive his soulmate’s in return.

Or or a simple encounter in a beautiful park, they would find each other’s gazes and just know.

But Roman was about to enter college and he hadn’t even been close to find them. He wasn’t losing hope! But… Everyone who looked at his soulmate mark was uncertain. Yes, it was a very pretty mark… But wasn’t it unrealistic? Who said I love you to a person they just met?

That’s what Logan had said anyway.

Roman of course didn’t even listen to him, as usual. Easy for Logan to say when he had found his soulmate on a team project in Roman’s home.

Although, Roman didn’t envied Logan’s mark. Having a soulmate that threatens to shove your nipples up your nose when they first met you? But then again, they couldn’t expect anything different from Remus.

When Roman entered his dorm room and saw his roommate he thought ‘it’s him, it’s him.’

Dirty blonde hair escaping from under a gray beanie and two toned colored eyes looking right back at him, one brown and one green. In his shook he forgot he had to confess his undying love and instead, what he blurted out was.

‘H-hey… gorgeous?’ he finished lamely, internally screaming. The guy was blushing, looking at him in surprised, only to snort and cover his mouth with his hand. He then made a gesture with his fingers and his chin, mouthing a thank you. ‘Oh.’ Roman said, hope leaving him instantly. ‘You’re…’

‘Yes, he is also not supposed to be here.’ They both jumped at the sudden voice.

Roman turned instantly and found another guy poking his head out of one of the rooms. Purple hair greeted Roman, that, and the most intense dark eyeshadow he had ever seen. The blonde signed again and he internally thanked Logan for forcing him into sign language classes knowing Remus would only want to learn how to cuss.

‘Storm cloud?’ he asked, and the other two looked at him in surprise.

‘You know sign language?’ asked “storm cloud”. He shrugged.

‘Well, aren’t you charming?’ signed the blonde, smirking. ‘My name is Deceit. But you can call me tonig-‘

‘Stop flirting with my roommate!’ yelled Virgil. Deceit didn’t seem to mind.

‘He called me gorgeous first’ he sign again. It was Roman’s turn to blush.

‘Right, about that…I’m so sorry…Deceit…?’ he said, receiving a big smile.

‘His name is Dorian, dude. Don’t take what he says seriously.’ The purple haired guy was leaning on his room’s door frame. ‘My name’s Virgil.’

‘Right, well, I’m Roman…and I’ll…just start bringing my stuff in…yeah’ said the brunette awkwardly, turning around and missing how the blonde pushed Virgil into his room and proceed to furiously sign at him.

‘He is what!?’

Roman startled at the exclamation, dropping some of his boxes. He huffed, looking at the other two but they seemed to be in their own world. He sighed, picking up his fallen stuff. A gloved hand offered him a frame and he looked up to see Dorian smiling at him. He heard the door of the apartment close but his attention was on the two-toned eyes in front of him. The blonde looked like he wanted to speak, his mouth opening and closing, he was frowning, as if he was fighting and invisible war against something.

‘Hey… uh, wanna watch some movies after I’m done?’ He seemed to have caught the other off guard for the look he was giving him. He himself was surprised at his own ‘I only have Disney, though.’

‘I love Disney.’

.

Roman knew he was fucked the moment he stepped into his dorm. He knew he was doomed the moment he entered the theater club and saw Dorian there taking notes. He knew he was absolutely wrecked when he saw him signing to him from a table at the cafeteria.

It had been what? A few months into university and Roman was ready to quit. He still didn’t know what mayor he was going to choose, his classes were a mess and he was slowly falling hard for someone who wasn’t his soulmate.

‘Roooomaaaaaaan’ he flinched at the voice, he’d tried really hard for them not to meet Remus, not because he was embarrassed of him or anything… ‘Oooh, is this the guy you have the hots for!?’ he yelled, everyone in the cafeteria turning to look at them. Virgil, like the little shit he was, snorted in his hands and hit the table as he tried not to choke on his drink. Dorian was doing an amazing impression of a red light, mirroring Roman’s own face.

‘Remus can you shUT UP?’ he yelled-whispered to his brother, but to his annoyance, his twin only pushed him to take a sit in front of Dorian.

Roman crossed his arms on top of the table and buried his face in them. Hoping to whatever entity to take pity of him and kill him on spot. That, or at least, let him survive the rest of the period with his dignity intact.

Virgil gave comforting pats on his back as neither happened.

.

It didn’t take much time for Roman to realize Dorian was mute. It took more time for him to realize he was a selective mute.

There was one time, when he laughed at something Virgil had said, that Roman finally got to hear Dorian’s laugh. It filled him with hope, maybe Dorian was his soulmate. Maybe, if Roman won his trust, Dorian would feel safe to talk to him.

Time passed, and even when they did get together and were far more in love with each other than they realized, Dorian never spoke a word.

There were bad days, there were fights. There were days Roman hated the silence in the apartment they now lived in. But after years of living together, of being together, the only thing Roman was sure about, was that Dorian was his soulmate. And he would never press him to talk, no matter how much he ached to hear those words coming from him. Not only because Virgil would rip him to pieces, but because he didn’t need them.

So Roman sat on his living rooms couch, after a bad day at work. He sat, with his elbows resting on his thighs. Hands together as he looked at his soulmate mark.

The lights flicked and he looked up. Dorian was standing near the switch, holding up the case of his Aladdin movie and pointing at it. Roman felt all his insecurities leave him and a chuckle came out of his mouth. He opened his arms and Dorian was quick to bury himself in them.

Once the movie was playing and they were snuggling together, Roman planted a small kiss in Dorian’s cheek, making him look at him. A sudden wave of love hitting him.

'I love you.’ he blurted out, nervous for a second.

Dorian smiled, resting his chin in his chest. He gave Roman a kiss on the nose and the brunette knew it meant 'me too’, so he sighed contently. He hugged the other tightly and let go when in seemed that the other was going to sit up.

Roman watched in awe as Dorian put his gloves off and reached for his pocket. He watched as he put a tiny black box on the palm of his hand. He watched, as the clear soulmate mark on the others wrist became exposed, bare for him to see.

He sobbed as he read the words ‘H-hey… gorgeous?’ in a messy, yet somehow cocky, red scribble.

He let the tears go down his face, with A Whole New World playing in the background, as Dorian opened the box and the most beautiful ring Roman had ever seen, appeared inside. He cried, as the words on his wrist started to tickle, just as Dorian opened his mouth to say-

'I love you too, Roman.’

[hydra-collector]

uhhh for the send a character thingy uhmm roman?

First impression: obnoxious prince dude, i did not give a shit about him knvkjf

Impression now: i lvoe him so much and i want him to be happy im so sorry you beautiful himbo

Favorite moment: "youre making a mistake” “if i am, i’ll add it to the list” i live for this poor mans angst and he deserves to cry

Idea for a story: i’m not sure why i like to dump this genre of stuff on him, but stuff that has to do with feeling, and super descriptive about it. i think i’ll eventually end up writing a roceit oneshot where he’s touch starved and has scars (and janus loves his scars 🥺)

Unpopular opinion: i think this might be the more popular than unpopular side, i have no idea at this point, but like?? this man is extremely sad and people don’t milk his angst (like he literally had a song describing a suicide attempt on his playlsit he is NOT okay). and even if the fandom does milk his angst and make him sadder than he is, what the fuck is anyones problem with that

Favorite relationship: roceit,, or maybe creativitwins

Favorite headcanon: might or wants to join the dark sides because he sees himself as a villain

ask game

[aliferous-ly]

shelter

jus a warmup but i hope u enjoy!! sofd anxceit,, i lvoe them

summary: Virgil isn't a soft person. But sitting on his fire escape with Dee has always been his comfort, and maybe, just for Dee, Virgil can be soft. 

warnings: incorrect fire escape usage, two swear words (f word), patton and roman are namedropped but thats it, anything else lmk!

pairing: anxceit 

tagging @gr3ml1n-loser​ for the softd anxceit idea, and @brain-iak​ and @pattons-cat-hoodie​ for their support !! also all of them asked fhkdslf

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Virgil has no idea what the laws about fire escapes are, but he feels like he might be breaking a few of them. 

Like, he knows that nobody cares if he chills on the fire escape to escape more than fire, but he’s started transforming it into a getaway, of sorts. He has a waterproof mat that he regularly dries off, places a towel to buffer, and piles with blankets. He strung up some fairy lights the other day when he saw similar lights strung around Patton’s room, because, fuck it, right? 

Which is odd, Virgil knows. The fire escape isn’t his balcony. He doesn’t have a balcony. In fact, he dreams of the day he has the money for an apartment with a balcony. 

The other day Patton gifted him a succulent and Virgil doesn’t want it to die, so he finds a spot for it on his fire escape. 

And he’s sitting there, at eleven o'clock at night, when loud clanging sounds above him. 

Startling, Virgil forces himself to focus on keeping his tea in his mug instead of splattered across his blankets. There’s a few more noises, a window closing, some breaths. 

“Hey, Virge,” his neighbor to the north says. He’s leaning over the edge of his own fire escape, teeth and eyes bright in the starlight. Fabric drapes along his arms, soft and loose. 

“Hey,” Virgil says. He settles further into his hoodie, back pressed against a pillow, supported by the external wall of the building. He peers up at his neighbor. “Coming down?” 

His neighbor makes a noise of confirmation before disappearing. Moments later, he slips down the fire escape, touching down softly on Virgil’s private getaway. 

He sinks down, expression smoothing. He practically melts into his own pillow setup, a tired sigh escaping his lips. 

Virgil hums. Drinks some tea. Stares at the lights of the city. 

“You would not believe how the actor for Belle treated me today,” Dee starts. Virgil reaches to a spot outside the realm of blankets, grabbing another mug and handing it to Dee, who takes it without preamble. He takes a sip with one hand, the other settling on the blankets between them. 

Virgil watches his movements absently. He makes a noise deep in his throat, confirming that he’s listening to Dee’s story. 

Dee talks, and talks, and talks, but it doesn’t sound like rambling. Everything he says is concise, well-thought out, to the point. He’s only talking about his day, a day in the life of a community theater stage hand, but Virgil feels warmed all the same. 

He reaches a point where he says, “and then, the newbie says he doesn’t know how to throw weight,” and Virgil cuts in with, “seems like he can barely pull his own weight,” and Dee startles. 

The night moves forward, clouds slugging across the sky, choked by pollution. But Dee laughs, and the stars shine a little brighter, the breeze feels a little warmer, the night grows a little quieter. 

Virgil smiles into his mug. 

“You know,” Dee says. Virgil can read his hesitation on the slight stick of the word, in his fingers twining around the soft blankets, in his shoulders shifting and tightening. “We’re gonna make it, you and I.” 

Virgil tears his gaze away from Dee’s hands, their eyes locking together. He can’t see the color of Dee’s eyes in the darkness, not really, but the shine of the fairy lights and Virgil’s memory fill in the striking green easily enough. 

Dee’s staring at him like he can solve the world’s problems. No -- not the world’s problems. Dee’s problems. Like Virgil could say the word and his worries would vanish, dissipating in the cool spring air. 

Virgil doesn’t know what to do with this power. 

For now, though, he’ll keep stealing Dee’s nights, holding his time hostage as they soak in the city and each other’s company. 

Virgil doesn’t reply. He sets his mug down on a blanket-less surface to prevent spilling. He shifts, shrinking the space between them inches at a time and tangling their fingers together. 

He holds Dee’s hand with reverence, memorizing the creases and calluses for the dozenth time. I know, he says in brushing his thumb against the back of Dee’s hand. We’ll make it together, he adds, pressing nimble fingers against Dee’s strong wrist. 

Dee hums. One of his hands still holds the mug but his other slides easily into Virgil’s own halting Virgil’s wordless conversation. 

He leans back against the pillow, peering up at the tangle of metal stretching above them. Up, up, up, all the way to the apartments Virgil and Dee cannot afford, even in such a run down building as this one. 

“Roman?” Virgil asks, cutting through the gentle softness of the night. They aren’t soft, not exactly. They have jagged edges, torn through situations neither likes to talk about, but sitting on a fire escape surrounded by soft things sometimes allows them to forget. 

Like a game of pretend. Like sitting together, two shattered people trying to claw their way back up, this time legally, like sitting in the quiet and talking about easy topics will change their life. 

Well. Virgil considers. It has changed their life, even a little bit, hasn’t it? 

Dee shifts. His thumb runs circles against Virgil’s wrist. Virgil catches the glint of a smile. “He said we’re in it for the long haul,” he says. He turns to look at Virgil as he says it, and Virgil’s hit with the full force of Dee’s grin. 

Every time Dee smiles his entire face transforms. He could topple nations with the quirk of his lips alone. 

Virgil, though. His chest swells up, emotion thrumming against every nerve, and he smiles back. 

Dee looks away first, looking overwhelmed. They’re closer than they were before, their shoulders pressing. Virgil can feel warmth through the many layers of clothing between them. 

Dee takes a breath, staring pointedly at the world beyond them, and continues. “Roman got a callback for a travelling group. The callback is scheduled for next week. If he makes it, he’ll have a five month tour. If he lands a good spot, I’ll be with him.”

“That’s a long time,” Virgil says out loud. He leans, dropping his head against Dee’s shoulder. I don’t want you to leave but I want you to go. 

“Yeah,” Dee says, instead of the thousand other thoughts that Virgil knows are swirling around his head. Such as, come with me. Live with me. Leave your apartment, quit your shitty office job, become an author a poet an artist, the person you always wanted to be. Write that song. Laugh. Paint a picture so gorgeous everyone will stop and stare. Live. 

Dee settles his head against the top of Virgil’s, the two of them curled together like birds seeking warmth. “Yeah,” he says instead. 

They don’t have arguments on the fire escape. It’s their ever present unspoken rule, and Virgil knows that Dee feels just as strongly about the sanctity of existing together in a space never tainted. 

They talk about life, but not about movement. 

But, maybe this once… 

“Maybe,” Virgil whispers. The words steal away in the darkness, lost in the rumble of car engines and sounds of the city. 

Dee tenses. His arm, which has slipped around Virgil’s back, holds him tighter. Virgil can read the questions in his movement. The hope beaming out of the cracks in Dee’s facade. 

“Not now,” Virgil says. He knows the words leave a lot up to interpretation; not now what? Not now, Virgil can’t move? Can’t uproot his life? Not now, he can’t deal with hard questions? 

But Virgil just knows, he knows between the subtle shifts and parted lips, that Dee caught his meaning. Not now. Virgil can’t talk about this right now. But Virgil knows Dee also caught the underlying later. 

Virgil exhales. Between the glitter of the fairy lights and the city beyond them, Virgil feels wrapped in a little bubble of his own making. 

Safe. 

Dee moves, just enough to set his own mug down and settle more completely against Virgil’s form. I love you, Virgil says, in tapping against Dee’s thigh, in melting in Dee’s arms. 

A quiet moment, the city sounding so, so far away, then; I love you too, Dee says, fingers sliding against Virgil’s arm, cheek pressed against the crown of Virgil’s head. 

Virgil doesn’t have a balcony. He doesn’t have the money for it. 

But wrapped in Dee’s arms, lights glittering around them, the night loud far away but quiet where they sit, he thinks that maybe a balcony isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. 

After all, Virgil has never been more content than when he’s sitting on his fire escape, Dee by his side. 

[slaygentford]

I'm sorry if you've answered this before, but I'm curious what exactly is it you study? I'm new to your blog and I'm gathering it's something classics/history/lit related, but I guess what period of time do you specialise in? and why did you pick it?

In undergrad I double majored in lit (mostly modernist) and classics (focused in hist and latin) and now in grad I’m double-doing an mfa in fiction writing and one in literary translation! Cool fact I did about half a neuroscience/psych double degree before I flaked which is not pertinent but I think funny.

I picked modernist lit because it was a small department and no one taught Middle English or Shakespeare in any serious capacity, which makes me sad, bc it means Ive never had formal training with those things, and I lvoe them. A lot. Within ancient hist I focused in 4th c Macedon/persia and the late roman republic. I picked Macedon because I am too into the Argeads like a weird amount. The combo of dumb luck, skill, and bloodlust which contributed to their rise is interesting narratively, but ladel on top of that the first instance of “globalization” in any meaningful capacity + historiography and how historiography-ography is its whole own thing w this period... yeah. Roman republic i kind of just fell into, mostly because I decided to focus on latin over Greek (we could pick which one to do more intensively). I think the republic is kind of inherently hilarious narratively and I love jokes. That is a bad, but truly my most honest, answer for why I picked that.

For grad school my translations are primarily latin to English and for my thesis I’m doing a chopped and screwed Aeneid about, what? Doubling. Picked it because I’m obsessed with it, no other answer. Fiction I’m doing because it’s my truest passion in life or whatever. I write about all kinds of stuff and my thesis for that is a big ass novel but I do short stories sometimes. I get paid the small bucks to teach writing workshops at my institution and get paid the big bucks (lmao) to do a bunch of stuff that has to do with educating people who were previously in my position (crazy, poor etc)

I am in gridlock traffic rn which is why this is so extensive. Ok ilu i can answer any questions about studying this stuff any time

[oh-theatre]

Bloopers Video!!

Very vague spoilers lol

Hi I love Patton and that’s final

Is an Oibrow raiSe

Look ma I’m on TV

ROMAN IS DEAD JEJDJEJFJ that’s the end y’all

Sixtine

REMUS AS STEWIE IM CRYING

Your pooper, your brown maker, your bhOle (gOD I LOVE HIM)

*casually dying* rOMAN!

Lil ol me? I’m alrIOT

I think Logan knows sweat words, fucking right

Shiter? I barely know her

KAY LOGAN SWEARINGJSJDJRJ

in your pathetic lives... loGAN ITS YOU LIFE

LOSE MY MARBLES

fuck them

Fuck you

SO MUCH SWEARING IM CRYING

What? I’m cool... laMEEEE

Mommy I don’t want the mashed potatoes

What the fuH

because I was one of them.. what the fUH

Tumblr called that like month ago

Two dEES AT ONCE

DUTY AND DEVOTION PATTON IM-

What the FuH

Fine craftsman ship

MneEh and mYeh

Roman singing I’m-

ROMAN IM GONNA LOOSE MY SHIT

👀

Patton the prospector

His laugh I’m gonna cry

Unmentionable

Yet taint

Yer balls

Yer dingus

I literally don’t care at all

Pyants

Lamp (JEJDJD SHIPPERS ARISE)

P an t s

Another major isushsbsjdjdjnf

For shUre

And now a bunch of sounds:

YeeEeeEe

GoOoOoh

AAAAAAAA

GeeeEeeh

NooOoOo

MoOoOoOoooo

SMELLY BUMMMSSSSS

what’re you taLKING ABOUT

cause I gotta sneeze

Olllllll beeeen kenobi

Ah shit here comes the song

I’m auditioning for the role of Thomas Sanders

This is my vogue shoot (holding a dolphin)

The sausage went ZoOoom

Casually chokes his friend

THE ENTIRE SONG BLOOPE IM CRYFIN

meow (a BAPEY)

I’m the holder of the apple

Slap slap slap slap slap bottom

AchOO

Virgil standing is the weirdest thing OHMYGOD

DOES ANYBODY HAVE A BROOM?

IEHEHD DECEITS THING

DECEIT HITTING THE WOAH

What the fuH

Unicorns arbejajjeirjdb a bapey

Sprouts babies from their horns

Catch tune, did you come up with that?

A scoodly boo

*sinks out*

Thomas where do you get off

What the fuck are you talking about

The swoRD

Only Arthur was dhurjejd

Donlololoilol

Blehlehelhe

Shut up Virgil is basically what I’m saying

Me too Thomas

Good! Thanks!

How are you a DAD IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY KIDS

shIt

Ahhhh okAy

You must be a figment of my imagination, come on all my other figments of my imagination

REMUS WITHOUT HIS MUSTACHES JDIDNDK

Got Mario and Luigi here lmaO

Aliens

The duke... is a bitch

Aaaaa bitch

Ehhhh bitCh

Acrylic nails Remus yes pls

STUPID NOODLES

That’s creativity still working

Can you believ that?

And then she fucking dies

So there wasn’t really a ghost? Y’all about booballs

StinkY?

You are not going into church looking like that mister

And hate why we are gonna get demonitIzed

PoopY shit

Nope I’m an adult that’s noT AHAHAHA

I’m gonna kick your asH it was a pun and I didn’t swear

You can’t fucking punch me I’m imaginary you dumb shit

Suck my dick stupid

I’m all out of reactions for you

HE KNOWS THE VINE

Joan I thought you were vegAn

I freaking lvoe jOan

No more blood... REMUS

prom 2019

Does anyone see the weird dad character in here? Wiat why are there four different mes in here

We press them down, we repRESS ... oH

Patton I love you

1 in 50 people suffer from intrusive thoughts ... oops

Am I beeeeee ehHhHh

No seriously.. you’re really... lame

I WAS DECEIT ALL ALONG

I’m crying

don’t do thaT

THOMAS CANT SPEAK SAME

funeRAL

HAH

MORE AN IMORE

Something something

We also call those horse girls

EW DECEIT IS THAT WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE WITH YOUR HAT OFF

You’re alive it’s a miracle.. praise Jesus

Aw my bapey I lvoe you

Duke trying to get out from the Tv

Open the gates and seize the daYYYY

Gavins a BAPEY YALL

making a musical sequence in your head is not easy work

Me maH

Boo!

All of LoGAN!

OH MY GOD ITS A TRAIELR JEJDJEJF

JSUDJDJD YALL YALL YALL A TRAILER

APRIL THEITEENTH?? OU MY HOLY HELL I CANT BREATHE

AJDJJEJDJD OH NO PATTON LOOKS STRESSED

HES WEARING A SUIT OHMY GOD

YALL

Brb gonna go freak out

[sugarglider-s]

BoY oH BOY DOES HE LOOK AWESOME!! I love the contrast from Roman and Remus to his own figure of king creativity!! I just love it so much! I love the colors and the design and the backgrounds and everything just feels so cool and just aAaaaa sugar you’re so talented and amazing and wonderful and I love you so much I can’t YOURE just AAAA I lvoe this au and you’ve done an INCREDIBLE JOB WITH IT I mean genuinely

DHIFHSFJHSDI TY!!! IM REALLY HAPPY YOU LIKE HIS DESIGN!!!!!

[dandomroodles]

just watched birds of prey and uhhhh thoughts under cut bc once again this got very long

- first of all i did not know that birds of prey wasn’t the full title afkbgurwaf

- yall. YALL. the fuCKING FIGHT SCENES HOLY SHIT

- so many. flips and cartwheels i absolutely love it. and the music???? FUCK

- also this movie is so visually interesting?? the colors are bright and not once have i had to squint to see what tf is going on.

- the funhouse fight scene owns my entire ass

- the colours? the choreography?? harley coming in with roller skates???? goddd

- and the outfits DUUDEEE the OUTFITS

- that gold overall thing harley wears afouhewilgod i’m so fucking gay

- also i can’t believe this movie said bi rights fuck yeah

- and like i’m gay for every woman in this movie and also absolutely despise every man in this movie

- except maybe roman? he was a shitty dude but damn if he wasn’t entertaining sometimes. still glad he’s dead tho

- also every actor in this movie is great but oh my god ewan has such a range?? like i literally couldn’t recognise it was him for like 5 minutes of his screentime

- other movies starring him i watched are only christopher robin and moulin rouge so i guess take my praise w a grain of salt but damn i was impressed

- the music??? god the fucking musicabjlavbwi. i need to listen to the soundtrack

- i’ve only listened to boss bitch and diamonds are a girls best friend properly gotta fix that

- alSO they’re so protective over cass i’m gonna cryavdvwlbi

- that funhouse scene where they kept moving her around so she wouldn't get caught in the crossfire

- and how every one of them had a moment of comforting her justakfuigiwbh

- i love every one of them but i’m the gayest for helena

- that scene where she slid on a man and repeatedly stabbed him,,,,,, miss huntress pls step on me

- but also she’s so awkward i lvoe her afilubrn

- that scene where she goes to introduce herself as huntress but renee cuts her off and she just goes ‘for FUCK’S SAKE’ lovw her so much

- i love how they just,,,,, gloss over cass eating the diamond??? what the fuck cass??????

- they should’ve turned her lower half into a slide and let the diamond slide out of her

- i think that’s all i wanted to say. solid 9/10 stars.  

[jitterly-glittery]

atNEW EPISODE LIVEBLOG

- he went to the wedding bfejovkjf’fk

- ANGRY HI PATTON HES TRYING HIS BEST EJDF”OSIHL:JDKZVIDP”H?LFSZDH:OFJS;huehip SONG

SONG

- PATTON IS TRYING HIS BEST

- SONG SONG SONG

- lee and mary lee didnt talk to them

- YEAH ROMAN WAS RIGHT

- yes he is pat

- he wants to predict the future

- defend pat

- this seems personal

- vfaskjhwadkfj baby making catholics

- its fine everything is fine its fine 

- patton im suspicious

- okay patton i love you

- i love the cursing

- roman i love you

- patton i love you so much and so much so also roman love you bb

- YES I LOVE YOU ROMAN AND YOUPATTON BUT YOU NEED THIS ITS OKAY ITS OKAY BUT HE NEEDS THIS

- im sure that was improsived god i love him 

- everything is fine episode over its fine everything is fine everything is fine

- i love the graphics also i love pattonribbiting fsjkgha;sljgh;

- a;df sda;ljkfs mood good job 

- mm patton you okay

- i mean same 

- LOGAAAANNAJFSHOUHJSJN LOGAN MY BABY

- jesus christ superstar also logan i lvoe you go off

- i mean yeah but pat you were yeah also GO OFF HES TRYING HES BEST I LOVE YOU AND THEYRE TRYING TO LISTEN TO ROMAN IM EMOTIONAL

- love u logan

- theyre trying their best god i love them also you best believe im reading all of logans things adn give patton a HUG give him a HUG GIVE A HUG

- go off thomas

- empathy is a very good point also have i mentioned i love these graphics

- ROMAN IS PASSION AND DECEIT IS DENIAL THATS VERY GOOD ACTUAL NEW THEORIES

- love u logan and moral problems also the t word gsohbj

- roman cutting the tension also yeah IS patton okay

- help patton out im so sad also that was :( but yeah that guy wasnt great

-hes right

- NO HES WRONG ROMAN STOP ROMAN STOP IT ROMAN ROMAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

- exactly exactly exactly go off patton

- he covered mouth he covered his mouth mmm i dont mm dont like it

- yeah thats true indifference is worse than not doing anything

- but thats true logan you gotta do it help yourself 

- mmm thats true mmmm im conflicted

- intrustive thoughts goes on roman im ouch but logan is right

- HEY HEY HEY PATTON PLEASE PATTO  PATTON SOMEONE PATTON HUG 

- OH FUCK FUCK FEUHCJKSNJSC NOT LOGAN NOT LGOAN NO T LOGAN NOT LOGAN NOT LOGAN NOT LGOAN NOT LOGAN NOT LOGAN

- he not :( pelase leave patton alone please deceit :(

- what the hell is going on please give patton a hug DECEIT DECEIT HEY WHERE LOGAN

- okay but hes right go off deceit

- LOGAN! also no logan :( give him a hug logan noooo logan logan no we want you 

- go off deceit tho

- hey dont do that deceit dont do that dont :( sometimes hes right but hes also 

- deceit music i love also more music? also GO OFF ROMAN GO OFF GO OFFFFFFFFFFF

- thomas? mm maybe mmmm maybe maybe 

- J A N U S J A N U S JA NUS HHJ HSFLHSF H

- dont be mean janus

- no wait roman hey dont feel bad HEY HES HIS HERO

- no wait no wait noooo he lied and deceit nodded no no no no

- no deceit janus janus HEY WHERED ROMAN GO STOP STOP

- janus janus janus janus janus janus janus janus janus janus janus

- are janus and pat bondng also LESIE?????

- someone go get roman please please? please?

- janus janus janus i cant i cant janus janus janus fjagksgn;sajdhfds;kjfsd

- janus is so proud use his name thomas

- ill take care of him mmm im patton and janus are the dads

- hey wheres virgil though

- awwwww

- booze juice

- that was so good but i need to hug roman right now

[megatraven]

Vanessa/Liliane, Cal/Darius, Lucien/Roman? Ooh, and Lorelei/Juliette/Andi/MC?

A+ A+ A+ A+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my GOD ok ok i still havent played vanessa’s route so idk if lilliane comes in but i Did just get done playing antonio’s AND I LOVED THEIR INTERACTIONS SO MUCH........... calling Vanessa ‘top shelf’ was so funny and weirdly cute, they are definitely an OTP. vampire x vampire hunter??? yes please

cal/darius would be such a funny ship...... (very tiny spoilers for onyx’s new eps from yesterday) darius told cal that if he got any more beauty sleep no one would be able to handle it or something along those lines and i just---- theyre perfect and i lowkey highkey do ship them LMAO

lucien/roman is a lot like cal/darius to me bc it would be another Hilarious ship oh my god??? their rivalry is so so good LMAO it’s the perfect rivals to lovers au,,,,, their banter is so good i lvoe it

and! lorelei/juliette/andi/mc is ALSO REALLY REALLY GOOD....... my 4 best girls........... not only would it be an incredibly funny ship like the above ones, but it would b filled with dumbass geniuses and THAT. is a dynamic i stan. 

[today-only-happens-once]

ooohhhhh snap!!! im literally living for this au ahdkkskd. what was everybody’s reactions to thomas approaching them w the deal??? did some not want to at first??? what about the other agents, did they think thomas was crazy for considering it??? i lvoe this and you so much wow

My friend, you are single handedly keeping this AU alive and I love ya for it. So:

Logan was the first one to accept it. He’s a strategist, and knew basically immediately that it was his best bet to avoid spending the rest of his life in prison. Patton accepted it just as easily, although he was less swayed by practicality and more swayed by Thomas’s appeal that he’d be able to do a lot of good as a CI. He could help people in need--which was one of the reasons he started doing crime in the first place (he just had less guidance to make him use his skills for good)

Roman tried to sorta sweet-talk a bargain regarding in the deal (larger perimeter, etc.). He was always going to accept it, but he didn’t do so right away and instead kept trying to talk Thomas into giving him more things/more leniency. Eventually he realized the tactic wasn’t going to work, and he caved anyway because he really didn’t want to be in prison.

Virgil, similar to Logan, accepted it mostly out of a practicality reasoning, although he had much greater hesitations than the others. Those hesitations were largely a matter of his own safety; if word got out that he was a CI and flipping on people, things could go very badly and get really dangerous for him. It took a lot of reassurance from Thomas that he’d be safe and protected by the FBI before he agreed. 

As for the agents... the vast majority of them thought he was definitely crazy. One CI is risky enough but four of them?? Who are known to work together??? Definitely a bad call. The only people who didn’t really second guess Thomas’s judgement call there were the two agents who had worked closely with him over the years (Elliot and Corbin) and the deputy director of the FBI: Larry Atwood. 

[herecomesnaya]

Messy, drunk Roman + sober Zsasz yea or nay

first off, yea

drunk Roman I feel would be so messy... such a big dramatic gay who’s had too much wine

wine.. .and whine.... u know what I mean

Zsasz is just like sigh I’ll pick u up no matter where u are, Roman... and Roman is like well I’m big drunk at the club, so hmu? Zsasz of course has to take him up to his bedroom... where Roman would absolutely be dtf... and it just works out, u kno

I lvoe these gays my friends, I love them

[fagpeterstrahm]

AAA roman got asked!! instead uhhhhhhh shinsuke if he has not been asked !!

FJKFJSDKLFKSD THANK YOU LEGEND

how i feel about this character

I LVOE HIM A LOT,, hes just.. So Good in ring,, and he is !! very !! pretty !!! his hair looks so nice,,, and hes just. GOOD

all the people i ship romantically with him

uhhhh as of late,,, sami,, bc they are. cute together,,, but also coughcough daniel leave me alone this is just self indulgent coughcough

my non-romantic ship with him

bayley rn for some reason sdljfksdjlsd !! it is. strange but i think they’d be good friends !!

my unpopular opinion about this character

uhhh i dont. think i have one,,, hes just. a good wrestler and im love him sfdgfhghj

one thing i wish would happen/had happened in canon

once again. this is VERY self indulgent,, but i would like to see daniel vs shin bc of… reasons