#I love Florida

[dizzymudskipper]

Lil rants because I have a love/hate relationship with Florida

I love Florida, it’s a beautiful place with so much wonderful marine life, but I hate everyone who lives here.

So many people overlook Floridas natural history and wildlife in favor of seeing Florida as just one big Tourist attraction like Disney world, Epcot, Universal etc, which causes a lot of people to be out of work during the slow seasons, and not enough people during the busier seasons.

You would think that for a State to be surrounded by both the Golf of Mexico and the Atlantic Ocean it would be logical to be plastic free or reduced, but it’s just not. Almost everything is plastic and it’s everywhere

If your not living near any big city or county, there’s literally nothing to do here, especially when your broke or under the age of 16.

Literally a good 70% of residents in Florida are old white racists, who will look at you funny for literally anything. That and people are more rude to your face than behind your back.

Florida man

Don’t get me started on the politics and laws, everything is corrupt.

The schooling sucks. The Education System will do everything it can to fail you. Everything you learn in Florida is 2 to 3 years behind the Education System in places like Massachusetts. I know because it happened to me.

If you can ignore the bad, there are tons of wonderful museums, interactive exhibits and so many trails and places to explore. However please don’t go to the beach it will 100% always be crowded unless it’s either winter time or 7 in the morning. You will not have fun

That’s about it. *Leaves*

[polyabathtub]

Eetu and Gus score and I’m like “oh great game for my favorite strippers,” AU pilled by my own drafts

[logansargey]

TAYLOR PLAYED FLORIDA!?!? AND I WASNT THERE?!? 😭😭😭 NOOOOO

[cameronsprincess]

officially in Florida <3 75 miles til Jacksonville🥰

[patchiko]

just saw a sign that said

“jellyfish are just wet ghost”

HASHTAG I LOVE FLORIDA

[super1novas]

SHE IS EVRYTHING

swedish miku design > twitter mirror< > thank you brazilian miku for the inspiration<

[ladylorem]

Sorry I've been kinda inactive today I'm getting blasted by the hurricane

[damobby]

Tell me why there are not only pictures of Elon musk and trump hanging on my 12 year old brothers wall, not only one picture of Andrew Tate shirtless, but TWO pictures of Andrew Tate shirtless.

They also have these same three photos framed in the kitchen

[tazzasoon]

almost left town without seeing my dolphin friends, thankfully i remembered to drop in on them today

[lindsayinpensacola]

[stump-not-found]

A Lifetime Served in a Little Cup

pt.1 / pt.2 / pt.3 / pt.4

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bill, babygirl, the red flags get outta there

[ransiquack]

Exactly what its like

i finished that Florida flag i had to make for class…….. <3

[toherlover]

sometimes i think i’m not /that/ kind of florida kid but then i remember when i was little on friday nights my family would drive to this restaurant just after dark, park by the dumpsters, turn on the headlights, and watch the raccoons for entertainment

[sombrewoodlandfairy]

the tortured poets department wallpapers

part 1 | part 2

[alizalayne]

it's so amusing that when you're an author who is like any minority, you have this caveat where if your book gets banned, you kinda have to mentally acknowledge whether it was banned by Bruce, the one really bigoted guy who wastes everyone's time in florida. idk how bruce is doing. you don't need to learn who he is really which is why im not using his surname. but if you have a book out commercially, bruce has probably written "damaged souls" on a form about you. so there's a street cred element to all this like did people really have a vendetta against your work...? or was it just bruce again

[pb-n-ded-jelly]

i love the idea of gov every few years rounding them up if they did have to repeat schooling, because there is no way florida would be in a college class without the need for government medaling

In "Mississippi Joins The Table", Florida says that he went to college. I'm wondering about how??? He can't read. How did he get into college? Like, at first I thought that he just snuck into some random college and pretended to be a student but then I remembered that Louisiana also said he went to high school.

If we're going with the states being immortal, does that mean that they repeat school every couple of decades? Is it government-required or do they go on their own whim?