#I live for catboy dan
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havingagayoldtimeoverhere · 8 months ago
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Ladies, gentlemen and nonbinary folk, I would like to introduce you to my spirit animal.
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its just occurred to me that my dnp legalise catboys jumper will finally come in handy with this dumb oklahoma bill
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sontzuuu · 1 year ago
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Sometimes, being a silly adult is fun! 🖤
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dropthedemiurge · 1 year ago
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What the hell, tumblr?
How is this based on my likes?
I don't remember liking any post like this, I'm ace and repulsed, I'm sure I have never liked anything related to these kinks on tumblr in my life or at least the last month, in fact I will go and check my recent likes – see, pixel art, character writing tips, angsty gifsets from thai series, and–
Oh.
...I probably shouldn't have liked Dan and Phil announcing the release of their 2024 furry/cat themed calendar and merch titled "legalise catboys".
Goddamn it, once again it's you british fuckers with kinky fandom (affectionately)
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simplydnp · 1 year ago
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the fact they havent worn the catboy sweater in a video yet. criminal.
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catboydan · 1 year ago
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anytime dnp mention ffxiv i'm over here shivering shakign with excitement like crossover? omg they like the same thing i like? in the corner of the room meme like they (phannies) don't even know phil is a mooncat and dan's catboy canonically gets no bitches
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antiadvil · 1 month ago
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I still don't understand why some people think that Dan and Phil dislike large swathes of the phandom. They know we're crazy! It's one of the reasons they love us so much! We submitted them to an RPF tournament 114 times and printed out a screenshot of the final poll and sent it in as a fucking preshow question and they reblogged the poll to help us win. They printed us sweatshirts saying legalize catboys and we wore them in public and then, on twitter, we found the normal people who posted about seeing us. We raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity and in return they gave each other eyebrow slits live on camera because they know we love to see them embrace edgier looks and touch each other. We told them that they raised us and instead of saying "no we didn't who are you" they apologized for being bad parents and sold us a hat that said "Dan and Phil are my dads." They turned Dan into a golden pig; no one even asked for that! In any way! They just did that! For the memes and the Dragon City sponsorship money! Someone made a post nine years ago about Dan and Phil kissing onstage at a combined MCR/FOB/panic concert and we kept passing that post around and referencing it for nine years, and when they realized MCR and FOB were performing together for the first time in more than a decade, they decided to reenact the post and put it on instagram, tumblr, twitter, and tiktok. We said their Sims 4 outfits were ugly, they made an entire apology video. We shipped them together, they said surprise! Our show is the matchmaking event of the century. They named their show tit. THEY NAMED THEIR SHOW TIT. We're crazy. They're crazy. Together, we've created one of the most unhinged fanbases on the internet. We matched each other's phreak and I think there's something pheautiful about that.
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danielhowell · 1 year ago
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DAN AND PHIL AND CATS 2024
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Hello furry friends.
It is true. The sequel to the fabled canine calendar is here.. and this time we're feline fine! (i am so sorry)
Presenting - the Dan and Phil and Cats 2024 Calendar
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Taking the strong theme of 80's awkward family photos and the world's ugliest sweaters to the next level - this is a full 12 month calendar each with its own dreamy retro concept photo, accompanied by a cute kitty (or two!). 
Why not mark August with Soft-prom Dan and Phil?
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Or celebrate spooky season with angsty vampire Dan and Phil?
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This may be the single best thing we've ever created in our lives. The sheer power of the aesthetic is only matched by the aura of cats, that honestly were only there to be stroked, sleep and eat and barely acknowledged our existence.
If you want to see the making of the calendar we uploaded a BTS vlog here: https://youtu.be/ZBzitn5_OUg
Shoutout to our brilliant artist photographer Linda Blacker.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL - in case you wanted something to keep you warm we also have the:
Legalise Catboys Sweater
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A soft grey sweater featuring Dan and Phil as Catboys working at a café. A political slogan, a rallying cry. What does this message mean? Whatever the world needs it to.
And yes, if Americans buy it from the US shop it will incorrectly be spelled Legalize. You strange United Z'ers Z'ing up our language.
The Dan and Phil and Cats 2024 Calendar, and LegaliZZZE Catboys Sweater are available right now!
Worldwide: http://danandphilshop.com USA: http://us.danandphilshop.com
Thank you for all of your support in this comeback era of DAPG, together we are truly healing the world and the miscellaneous trauma of the last few years and the vibes are at an all time high. We hope you are all excited for the festive season! My what content awaits.
Love Dan and Phil
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thetrashthatsmilesback · 1 year ago
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genuinely the only way this person could be correct is if dan or phil was actually aro and they're queerplatonic. that is the ONLY instance in which any of this makes sense.
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Hi I sent you the ask about the amicable exes and I just had to find this exchange and send it to you cause it’s so funny
(Also the search suggestion in the first image…)
omg this is the funniest thing i’ve ever read the way they try and double down on it too?? like the other person said if they wanted views they would literally make a big announcement thing about it lmfao
#stop shoving#it in my face#they're exes because its funnier to imagine them that way but to GENUINELY BELIEVE THAT???????#also when will people realize that a gay couple announcing explicitly that they are a couple is not always the best or safest option#thats part of why the second v-day leak /was/ so bad#they were potentially about to get consistent work on BBC and then were violently outed? in the media industry outward appearances do matte#i feel like people forget how widespread homophobia still is#yeah people were supportive of BIG but would they really be supportive of two gay men being blatantly gay? half of these fuckers couldn't#even handle the catboy photoshoot or the idea of the majority of queer people switching instead of being stone#and phantis think that people could be normal about having two guys actually sharing a bed or going on dates or having sex?#see if dan and phil are separately gay then in a casually homophobic society that is okay#but to be gay and together? well now that's Bad Again. and its often not intentional but people genuinely will start on the bullshit the mo#it even explains why all these people seem to downplay the seriousness of building a house together. dnp are self described life partners#but saying they built a house together makes that too real#so instead its ''they bought a house'' or ''they still live together.'' it becomes heavily euphamised. denying dnp's relationship is#homophobia at this point but under the guise of ''protecting their privacy.'' sorry i just wrote a novel in the tags ^.^
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treestomeetyou · 1 year ago
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okay fine i'll say it- some of y'all are being absolute assholes about dan right now.
i know i like to joke a bit, but geniuely y'all are taking some of this too far. dan (and phil) spent YEARS in the closet while being the butt of the joke. they spent YEARS watching other creators bring them up as a cheap homophobic joke, even acting out absurb over the top impressions of them in front of them and a massive live audience (coughtryguyscough). so yeah dan is finally comfortable enough for the nun outfit and the catboy outfits. it's mildly shocking coming from the guy who #freetheknee was getting out of his comfort zone, but i'm glad.
i'm glad he's happy and comfortable. and i don't want to see one more person say "oh what happened to him" or "he used to be so hot" (false: still is hot) or "he's too old for this" (double false: 32 is not even that old??? like at all???) or "idk y'all i used to like dan but all his new stuff just has such weird vibes" (just shut up).
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lesbiphannie · 1 year ago
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ik i'm too mad about this but its just the way dan spent years suppressing his queerness and now that he's been out and proud for a few years he's finally embracing himself fully and and acting openly queer in ways he missed out on for years of his adult life so it pisses me off when people says he's weird or too old for being himself. like i know i'm getting this pent up about a catboy costume situation but like. let the man live his truth. we spent so long speculating about and asking him if he was queer. so LET HIM act queer. yes he's a whore but i support it.
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phanchester · 1 year ago
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no tour options there was not enough space 🥲 these are probably their main merch lines sorry if i missed out on anything though!
not counting plushies
not counting calendars (including advent calendars!)
images under the cut! please reblog :')
not all merch - just some examples
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some other merch lines as a treat
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dnpredacted · 18 days ago
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I hear you’ve slowed down on submissions so I’m here to do my duty for the people o7
dan got phil one of the butt plug tails and he lives to regret it every day because Phil will wear that and nothing but an oversized T-shirt around the house to rile him up
im dreaming here but sometimes I look at the legalize catboys photoshoot and I feel like I can see hickeys and/or bruises on dans thighs
Stay strong …… sister Daniel helinski 2024. Bestie I’m sorry I ever doubted the size of the package. My sincerest apologies.
Glow worm anon
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mouldywalls · 5 months ago
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OKAYYYYY WHAT IM EXPECTING FROM THE TOUR
sister daniel obviously and hopefully father philip
catboy dan (and phil????)
reference to the 2009 song 😭😭
I fear if they reference ^ then they'll talk about the video and I don't think I can handle that. I don't think sister daniel would forgive our sins for that one
philslion is dan confirmation
talking about how sleepless nights w phil was (unfortunately) fake as shit
phanfic performance duhhh
screenshots of ancient tweets, live journals, dailybooths etc
dnp singing to barbie girl and various other musical numbers
them talking about the japhan theory but somehow still completely dodging their actual relationship status
rating the 2009 tumblr timeline posts
interactive confess ur sins segment
dan doing the 😃✌️ in every meet and greet photo
MUTUALS, FOLLOWERS, WHOEVER SEES THIS THAT IS SEEING THEM TONIGHT PLEASEEEEE TELL ME IN MY INBOX IF IM RIGHT ABOUT ANY OF THESE 😸😸😸😸
this feels like a good time to say I will be reblogging and talking about spoilers & tagging them with #titspoilers so!!!! warning!!!!!!!!!
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megatheetron · 8 months ago
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Dan came back from hiatus because he decided now was the time to change the narrative surrounding his and Phil’s roles in each other’s lives. Phil is HIS babygirl. Phil is HIS pour bot hem. Phil is HIS princess. Who is HE? Dan, a man powerless in the face of beauty - Not to be confused with his characters, Sister Daniel and Catboy Dan. By the way, don’t ship HIS characters with HIS princess - Only ship HIM.
Wild receiving this ask lmaooo but speak your truth anon 🗣️ Dan has scored thee princess babygirl and refuses to shut up about it, I respect that ❗
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theheartnexttophan · 3 months ago
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Ok so I’m the kind of person who generally can’t shut up about things I love, so this means that most of the people I’m close to are aware of some amount of DnP stuff, which often leads to funny situations, so here is a bunch of Stories of Random People in my Life Perceiving DnP.
I have a bunch here, but I’ll probably reblog this post in future and add to it when I inevitably have more stories! If you have any similar stories add them in tags or reblog, I want to hear them!!!
Ok, starting off with how my grandma once called DnP “Phil and Bob” and how my grandpa once called them “Dave and Phil” 😂
My other grandmother is better at remembering stuff I tell her, and once I was telling her about some exciting dnp thing happening that day (I can’t remember which thing it was) and she later texted me and said she hoped I was having fun with all the “phexcitement” 🥹 It is actually the most precious thing to me that she remembered about ph-ification, and it made me so happy
I have the cats calendar hung up in my living room, and in March (the catboys picture), my 7 year old cousin was over and he noticed the calendar. I explained that they’re my favourite YouTubers, and he said “oh I thought they were kings and queens or something” He apparently got this impression cause of the sphinx cat in the pic, but I literally just burst out laughing
So sometimes last year when we picked my sibling up from high school, we’d also pick up a friend of theirs and she would come hang out at our house for a bit. Usually we didn’t watch new dnp videos til after the friend had left (she’s not very online and for her dnp vids would be… something). But one time, Dan had posted one of the wadverts on his channel and since it was only 1 min and an ad (therefore he couldn’t say anything too inappropriate), we figured it was fine to watch it with her there. After the friend watched it, she was very confused and asked if Dan was some sort of doomsday truther or something. 😂 We tried to explain that no, it was a bit based on the theme of the tour, but I don’t think she really got it and may still think Dan is some crazy conspiracy theorist 😂
Finally, last spring, one of my friends wore the back from the dead jumper to class at our (very christian and conservative 😬🙄) university. We had a brief conversation about the jumper, but were interrupted when our teacher came over and asked my friend about their shirt. The teacher asked what it said and upon being told it said ‘back from the dead,’ asked if it was Frankenstein on the shirt. My friend just kind of looked at me for help, but I was trying my hardest not to break out laughing, so they just answered “yeah, sure, Frankenstein.” The teacher seemed to accept this and moved on, and me and my friend immediately started cracking up.
That’s all the stories I can think of for now, but if I ever have any more I’ll reblog and add them!
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