#I live for catboy dan

[moonussyy]

Ladies, gentlemen and nonbinary folk, I would like to introduce you to my spirit animal.

[invisible-brandy]

meow?

please open it and zoom in on his face im obsessed with it personally

[your-local-mixed-race-bisexual]

its just occurred to me that my dnp legalise catboys jumper will finally come in handy with this dumb oklahoma bill

[sontzuuu]

Sometimes, being a silly adult is fun! 🖤

[dropthedemiurge]

What the hell, tumblr?

How is this based on my likes?

I don't remember liking any post like this, I'm ace and repulsed, I'm sure I have never liked anything related to these kinks on tumblr in my life or at least the last month, in fact I will go and check my recent likes – see, pixel art, character writing tips, angsty gifsets from thai series, and–

Oh.

...I probably shouldn't have liked Dan and Phil announcing the release of their 2024 furry/cat themed calendar and merch titled "legalise catboys".

Goddamn it, once again it's you british fuckers with kinky fandom (affectionately)

[simplydnp]

the fact they havent worn the catboy sweater in a video yet. criminal.

[b-0-ngripper]

HOW THE FUCK DID DAN HOWELL/ DANISNOTONFIRE POSTING PICTURES OF HIM IN CAT EARS AND COLLAR ACTING LIkE A CATBOY NOT BREAK TUMBLR!?

Plus a pic of Phil shocked by it all

[catboydan]

anytime dnp mention ffxiv i'm over here shivering shakign with excitement like crossover? omg they like the same thing i like? in the corner of the room meme like they (phannies) don't even know phil is a mooncat and dan's catboy canonically gets no bitches

[yonpote]

i just tried explaining the catboy dan photo to a friend and she did not feel as insane as i do about it. she was like "wild". this photo lives in my head rent free. felt like this ask had to go to you bc when i think Catboy dnp i think of your blog hope you dont mind.

lol thanks... ive accepted my fate as the catboy guy

[danielhowell]

DAN AND PHIL AND CATS 2024

Hello furry friends.

It is true. The sequel to the fabled canine calendar is here.. and this time we're feline fine! (i am so sorry)

Presenting - the Dan and Phil and Cats 2024 Calendar

Taking the strong theme of 80's awkward family photos and the world's ugliest sweaters to the next level - this is a full 12 month calendar each with its own dreamy retro concept photo, accompanied by a cute kitty (or two!). 

Why not mark August with Soft-prom Dan and Phil?

Or celebrate spooky season with angsty vampire Dan and Phil?

This may be the single best thing we've ever created in our lives. The sheer power of the aesthetic is only matched by the aura of cats, that honestly were only there to be stroked, sleep and eat and barely acknowledged our existence.

If you want to see the making of the calendar we uploaded a BTS vlog here: https://youtu.be/ZBzitn5_OUg

Shoutout to our brilliant artist photographer Linda Blacker.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL - in case you wanted something to keep you warm we also have the:

Legalise Catboys Sweater

A soft grey sweater featuring Dan and Phil as Catboys working at a café. A political slogan, a rallying cry. What does this message mean? Whatever the world needs it to.

And yes, if Americans buy it from the US shop it will incorrectly be spelled Legalize. You strange United Z'ers Z'ing up our language.

The Dan and Phil and Cats 2024 Calendar, and LegaliZZZE Catboys Sweater are available right now!

Worldwide: http://danandphilshop.com USA: http://us.danandphilshop.com

Thank you for all of your support in this comeback era of DAPG, together we are truly healing the world and the miscellaneous trauma of the last few years and the vibes are at an all time high. We hope you are all excited for the festive season! My what content awaits.

Love Dan and Phil

[thetrashthatsmilesback]

genuinely the only way this person could be correct is if dan or phil was actually aro and they're queerplatonic. that is the ONLY instance in which any of this makes sense.

Hi I sent you the ask about the amicable exes and I just had to find this exchange and send it to you cause it’s so funny

(Also the search suggestion in the first image…)

omg this is the funniest thing i’ve ever read the way they try and double down on it too?? like the other person said if they wanted views they would literally make a big announcement thing about it lmfao

[treestomeetyou]

okay fine i'll say it- some of y'all are being absolute assholes about dan right now.

i know i like to joke a bit, but geniuely y'all are taking some of this too far. dan (and phil) spent YEARS in the closet while being the butt of the joke. they spent YEARS watching other creators bring them up as a cheap homophobic joke, even acting out absurb over the top impressions of them in front of them and a massive live audience (coughtryguyscough). so yeah dan is finally comfortable enough for the nun outfit and the catboy outfits. it's mildly shocking coming from the guy who #freetheknee was getting out of his comfort zone, but i'm glad.

i'm glad he's happy and comfortable. and i don't want to see one more person say "oh what happened to him" or "he used to be so hot" (false: still is hot) or "he's too old for this" (double false: 32 is not even that old??? like at all???) or "idk y'all i used to like dan but all his new stuff just has such weird vibes" (just shut up).

[lesbiphannie]

ik i'm too mad about this but its just the way dan spent years suppressing his queerness and now that he's been out and proud for a few years he's finally embracing himself fully and and acting openly queer in ways he missed out on for years of his adult life so it pisses me off when people says he's weird or too old for being himself. like i know i'm getting this pent up about a catboy costume situation but like. let the man live his truth. we spent so long speculating about and asking him if he was queer. so LET HIM act queer. yes he's a whore but i support it.

[phanchester]

no tour options there was not enough space 🥲 these are probably their main merch lines sorry if i missed out on anything though!

not counting plushies

not counting calendars (including advent calendars!)

images under the cut! please reblog :')

not all merch - just some examples

some other merch lines as a treat

[mouldywalls]

OKAYYYYY WHAT IM EXPECTING FROM THE TOUR

sister daniel obviously and hopefully father philip

catboy dan (and phil????)

reference to the 2009 song 😭😭

I fear if they reference ^ then they'll talk about the video and I don't think I can handle that. I don't think sister daniel would forgive our sins for that one

philslion is dan confirmation

talking about how sleepless nights w phil was (unfortunately) fake as shit

phanfic performance duhhh

screenshots of ancient tweets, live journals, dailybooths etc

dnp singing to barbie girl and various other musical numbers

them talking about the japhan theory but somehow still completely dodging their actual relationship status

rating the 2009 tumblr timeline posts

interactive confess ur sins segment

dan doing the 😃✌️ in every meet and greet photo

MUTUALS, FOLLOWERS, WHOEVER SEES THIS THAT IS SEEING THEM TONIGHT PLEASEEEEE TELL ME IN MY INBOX IF IM RIGHT ABOUT ANY OF THESE 😸😸😸😸

this feels like a good time to say I will be reblogging and talking about spoilers & tagging them with #titspoilers so!!!! warning!!!!!!!!!

[fallen-snake]

Dan came back from hiatus because he decided now was the time to change the narrative surrounding his and Phil’s roles in each other’s lives. Phil is HIS babygirl. Phil is HIS pour bot hem. Phil is HIS princess. Who is HE? Dan, a man powerless in the face of beauty - Not to be confused with his characters, Sister Daniel and Catboy Dan. By the way, don’t ship HIS characters with HIS princess - Only ship HIM.

Wild receiving this ask lmaooo but speak your truth anon 🗣️ Dan has scored thee princess babygirl and refuses to shut up about it, I respect that ❗