#I literally get possessed by these characters istg

[randaccidents]

Welp I have been pressured to actually give BASIC CONTEXT for our rp by kat so.

We've named the rp Lost in a Dream, and its between me, @hhoneycloves and @kitkatriel. We're all using AU versions of our blots for this rp as well so almost NONE of them know each other at all and have to form new relationships. And it started as a crack thing but oh my god. We are all SO INSANE about it now it has spawned its own story we have so much we want to mess around with and some genuine tensions to resolve.

The universe we set this rp in is @kitkatriel's Omori AU. Which just means that she has to do most of the scenes LMAO but also means there are revive mechanics at play. (bless, because Host might kill someone)

The characters, their AUs and the point of each AU we stole them out of are as follows:

Harmonia and CJ from Omori AU, taken mid-au, played by @kitkatriel

Mind from Jashwriting AU, taken mid-au, played by @hhoneycloves

Heart from Heartless AU, taken post-au during recovery, played by me

Host from Lie of Concord AU, theres.... no real point in time since his AU is an endless loop, played by me

(yes this does mean I get to plot to kill Heart while playing AS Heart I just keep getting blocked cause he's too loveable I am being blocked from EVIL)

uhh I think thats about it for baselines! Host and Harmonia are the Trouble Toddlers <3

[dreamii-krybaby]

Behold my essay on why plp shouldn’t be sleeping on the ship involving Doll’s parents.

Ok ok but like- ISTG doll’s folks are driving me crazy HNNNGNGNFJF

(Btw watch of all if this get absolutely ripped to pieces by future canon)

Even we have very few info of Yeva, in the pictures she has appeared she looks distressed, paranoid, anxious and doesn’t seem to have the same social skills and relaxed vibes as Nori. She gives me the impression she was recluse, shy even or standoff-ish

For all we know she could have a drastic change of character after the core collapse.

What am saying girlie definitely developed all kinds of fucked up issues.

ok but like the fact that Yeva decided to stay and live with and make a family with her parter got me thinking

Like girl witnessed and lived THE HORRORS and if my theory is correct, she ALSO got momentarily possessed by the AS causing the Site-48 “incident”. (Which I theorize she created a massive black hole on the site similar to how the AS controlling Uzi’s hand did it on the elevator in EP6)

Her first meeting with her-now-husband was literally traumatizing and was probably very awkward (group photo after the core colapse in EP4)

They saw something, and it wasn’t good news.

But after that, like- how did it go down?

Bc I speculate Yeva’s husband knows a bit more surrounding the AS:

-like I mentioned before, his overall expression in the group picture shown in EP4 post core collapse alongside Yeva’s expression seems to imply they saw or witnessed smth horrifying around the camp 98.7 which left them scarred

-the fact that Tessa’s quote in EP6 implies the idea that he is also infected (Either he may be a runaway experiment or he wasn’t necessarily involved with CFL and somehow had the AS, or maybe the quote is a red herring)

“She reckons the humans did something to her folks down there, gave them a sickness she inherited”.

Like, the idea that her partner saw past the horrors, the AS, the shady things Yeva was involved, and just- decided to be a couple, and saw yeva…as an individual, not a danger, not a monster, not a sinner, not some lab rat, just, her, a sentient being capable of feeling just as he is.

He saw her as “Yeva”, not as “048”, not someone whose just her “sickness”

Like the fact that YEVA was also to look past her traumas and her knowledge of the danger of the AS to live and become her partner’s wife

Just the idea of them going, “you know what? I want you as my partner, live in a place that we can call home, and raise our own kid”

Its just- *screams*

also Yeva would actually be introduced to the concept of home, not a house, a home

SHE FINALLY HAD SOMETHING SHE COULD CALL A HOME

AND SHE ACTUALLY HAD A PERSON WHERE SHE COULD PROBABLY FEEL COMFORTABLE AROUND (we don’t know exactly how Nori’s and Yeva’s relationship went, they could have gone through drastic changes)

SHE COULD FINALLY LIVE, NOT SURVIVE, SHE COULD JUST- LIVE, NOT HAVING FIGHT FOR HER SURVIVAL

CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE THE FACT THESE TWO DESPITE THE HORRORS, DESPITE THE AS, DESPITE EVERYTHING THEY FELL FOR EACHOTHER AND THEY GOT TO THE POINT THEY WANTED A KID?!?!? BE A FAMILY?!?!? HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE TOGETHER!??!?

AND WHEN THEY WENT OUTSIDE BEFORE DEATH THEY DECIDED TO GO TOGETHER!?!?!? (If my theory that they died outside is true)

THEY PROBABLY KNEW THE DANGER BUT THEY WENT “we’re gonna do this together” THEY COULD HAVE LOWER THE CHANCES OF RISK AND DEAL WITH THE UPCOMING FUCKED UP SHIT ON THEIR OWN BUT THEY WENT TOGETHER

LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THAT ISNT LOVE

(Imagine if it’s later revealed that they are actually a super fucked up couple- or just created a family for any other reason but wasn’t out of sentiment)

Me when I realize my favorite ship that is actually canon has barely any content or fan-content:

I want to claim myself as CEO of this goddam ship if it blows up in the fandom after future canon info.

Bc bro I shipped them when there wasn’t a single edit of them and when there was like 1 or maybe even 0 fanfics of them on AO3. Bro there wasn’t even fanart of them.

Bro I have doodles of them, created AU’s involving them, I have made moodboards, stimboards, have made HCs of them, made fan desings and plan to make fanart of them.

I am so normal about them I swear-

[justalildumpling]

⇢ renjun as your boyfriend

pairing: renjun x reader  genre: fluff, established relationship note: happy bday to our fav lil angry bean jun <33 (also um?!?! he literally has THE BEST bf material photos istg)

your relationship would’ve probably started off as not friends but not dating in a way, whether you met thru mutuals or just naturally, the two of you would’ve felt a spark but wanted to get to know each other before actually pursuing something

renjun would’ve made it obvious but not too obvious about his feelings, enough for you to question it but not enough for you to be completely confident with your evidences

the dreamies would be ROLLING AROUND the floor in frustration, telling him to confess his feelings already and giving you the biggest hints ever with the two of you shrugging them off saying it’s too early

despite the slow burn lead up to your relationship, i feel like renjun’s confession would be rlly casual like you two would be over at one of your guys’ place watching tv on the couch cuddling and renjun would just drop it like- HUH?!

it could literally be a disney movie in the background and renjun would say “you know, that character is my favourite from that movie” and you would laugh and ask him why

“idk it’s just really cute and it reminds me of you in a way, maybe that’s why i’ve always liked you.” 

once you started dating, not much would’ve changed in your relationship ok besides from the occasional kissing and hand holding etc

i feel like he would send you little doodles throughout the week that reminded him of you

oh the way he would have the softest smile on his lips whenever he talked to you or if he received any messages from you during his schedules 

renjun would have so much care for you whether he would express it thru just random sweet sayings throughout the day like “you look pretty today” or just giving you that honey soaked smile that he has (you know the one) 

he would call you love or some sort of cute nickname and would get super happy if you gave him one too (tho wouldn’t admit it to the dreamies LMAO)

the dreamies would so tease him everytime you came over ESP HAECHAN OML which would probably end up in a bickering match between the two so nomin and mark would take you away from the scenario and have a nice civil chat

he doesn’t seem like the type to overdo on PDA but wouldn’t mind small gestures like holding hands or leaning on each other’s shoulders/lap/stomach

tho i feel like he would purposely kiss you in front of haechan just to be petty and see his reaction LMAOO

tho he doesn’t seem like the possessive type, he would get clingy towards you when schedules abroad comes up 

“imagine you came with me to Thailand that would be so cool, haha im kidding! i mean… unless??” “ok fine!! i’ll stop guilt tripping you but like just so you know i’m gonna be crying on the plane tomorrow.”

ok. renjun may be a relatively small man but do not underestimate his power/anger like if he found out you were ever mistreated in any way he will fight. like rip to whoever hurts you because jun would roast the heck out of that person (touch them and i’ll destroy you vibe)

your dates will either be aimlessly exploring the city and trying to find the best hotpot spots or food spots in general to just chill nights at your houses just enveloped in peace

you would feel so comfortable around each other, and could feel that the relationship was stable from the start

he seems like the type to communicate problems well and stress the importance of it. even tho it can be hard to communicate sometimes just in case it may hurt the other’s feelings, he makes sure to address the problem on the early stages because he cares and wants to be with you in the long run

he doesn’t seem like he would throw in this much effort for people he thinks isn’t worth his time and energy 

the best thing about dating renjun would be that you would feel at home with each other, you guys realise early on that you are each other’s rock, that you can trust each other with your lives and be each other’s driving force to become your best selves

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[hollowwraith]

Alright just finished watching whitepine and here are some of my initial thoughts (spoilers under the cut):

Firstly, I absolutely love the main cast so far and I think all of their introductory scenes were done incredibly well and set them up as characters very nicely. Also Pyro's introduction being him vomiting after waking up and then staring into the forest was kinda chilling and gives us some interest in his character (<-eg. why was he throwing up?).

I also absolutely love the character dynamics so far, especially between Serapter and Ivory (bro istg if sth bad happens to either one of them or between them I will not be okay). Also liked the almost friendly dynamic between Mysty and Pyro but well that was short lived (<-and might be part of Pyro's story going forward who knows). Also love Clown being. Well just Clown tbh. He is perfect for his role I feel.

Ivory's character and characterisation was also amazing and I like having a protagonist who is on the quieter (and really also the more mysterious) side. Like there isnt muh exposition in her dialogue and all we really know about her, as our protagonist, is that she plays the piano, seems to have no personal possessions besides the clothes she was given otw to whitepine, is a hard worker and that something *might* have happened in her past that "stunted" and might even still be haunting her.

I also love how eerie every single shot we get of the forest or even just in relation of the forest is. Like Pyro staring out the window into the forest in the morning, the wide shots of the forest in the bg during Ivory's garden stroll (which in and of itself was absolutely chilling for some reason) and then obviously there are all the times Ivory keeps looking at the forest as if something were out there that neither the others (maybe with the exception of Pyro but that is a HUGE maybe) nor the audience is aware of yet. Talking about Eerie, Ivory playing the Piano being cut off literally DURING the first chord is not only insanely chilling to me but also feels like some form of foreshadowing for something that is yet to happen.

Then there is obviously the murder, which I personally find interesting for the reasons that those wounds did NOT look like they came from a weapon they were much too organic (Idk if that is the right word tho) imo. Also the shots of them running up to the crime scene was absolutely perfect.

That is all I have to say for now maybe there will be more soon Idk I might ramble

[aannonn]

★ ─。colorful text , strong colors , bold text , brief mention of suicide , implied/referenced grief , swearing

okay i know we are all excited about the actual short that just came out but let me ramble a bit about Red cause im getting emotional about this stick ... ( before my motivation to type all of this ends and i dont feel emotional anymore lol )

Red in season 3 went through so much istg ;; not only did he and Sec went through a very tense (and needed) fight which almost caused the end of their friendship (+ Sec was clearly in the winning side here, or Red was just really terrified of her at that moment given to how he tried to run away from her - of which i will probably talk about it in a later post maybe), but he was also really fucking tormented in monster school (i felt so bad for him in this episode i legit wanted to cry)

+ after all of this fiasco he really went ahead and carried this thing (of which, given to how he hit it on the ground and it made a soft thump, it must have been heavy asf) all the way to the other side and??? fucking smashed King's chin which made him fly to so fucking far ;; which means he literally used all of his strenght to carry this staff, and dropkick King with it, even if it was so hard he almost even dropped it at first

AND THEN HE JUST. PROCEEDS TO PASS OUT ON THE FLOOR CAUSE HES SO FRICKING TIRED AND EXHAUSTED AAWRGHWS

there are also other moments where i think he really deserves a break tbh ;;

he lost a pet. i have a pet myself and just the thought of ever losing him hurts so fucking much to the point i can feel my oof'ing urges coming back.

;; granted; it was a minecraft pig and it was high with all the potions, and also tried to kill all of them, but he clearly atleast had some care for that pig ... (the fact that he immediately stood up and spawned another animal makes me think about that one post/tiktok (i dont remember the user) i've seen ; which talked about Red possibly hiding/bottling up his sadness from others , in order to stay happy and positive or because he doesn't think his struggles are important enough compared to the others' - which i think it make alot of sense since you rarely see him cry or something, just going numb and/or looking down in despair - the only ever time we ever saw him cry was when Green supposedly died.)

i haven't talked about this actual short before since i had no desire to , but damn bro the way i felt bad for Red in this(っ °Д °;)っ he just wanted to have red stuff for him aswell, since apparently it wasn't dropping for him for some reason???? okay he should have included green and blue stuff aswell instead of possibly removing them but. still. Green and Blue were so fricking wrong in this

and !! his and Sec's tense relationship in the past seasons ... i love Sec he's literally my fav out of them all but i cannot defend xem on this. i know she had her reasons and im not saying Red was in the right either but, gosh ... pretty ironic given he's the one who inspired xem to break in in their site and join them in their battle

... i dont even need to explain do i

he lost a pet ... again. and because of his own fault aswell ! he knew the possible dangers of fusing the command block and the staff together , given how he almost got possessed alongside his friends the first time something like this happened , and yet ... he did it anyway . and beeper died as a consequence . i cant imagine how much guilt he must have felt .. (probably one of the main reasons why he didnt put up a fight when they put him in the timeout box)

i think he wanted to cry at this scene ngl ,,,

thinking about this ; they are all really tragic characters tbh ,,, stepping away from the heavy angsty all of c!Alan's stickfigures go through , rygb goes through a lot of shit aswell , and tbh i just feel bad for all of them ; they are all such tragic characters that deserve a very well-needed break break/_ \

since we are in this topic aswell , i would like to mention how i really love Blue and his immediate rush in being a comfort for the others<3

i used to think Yellow was the therapist friend but we only ever saw him comfort Blue lolll ( i love him anyway ;; i think Blue is more of a therapist friend than he is though )

[corpseybun]

It's always bugged me how in FNaF VR Tape Girl vanishes off the face of the earth with zero explanation.

Maybe I'm just stupid, but I finally had something click in my brain and had a huge realization.

She wasn't possessed by The Anomaly. There'd be no need for fake tapes or possessing another person if it had taken her over. That still doesn't explain the fake tapes or why it repeats her voicelines sometimes, though, so how could we explain that? Simple: it's mimicking her.

That's right, gang, as much as I don't like it, I just found another thing pointing towards Glitchtrap being The Mimic.

It literally is mimicking her voice to trick Vanessa into collecting the tapes, and poor Ness fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

That doesn't answer where in the world she is now, though, and with how shafted seemingly every character introduced in VR has been as of late, I don't think we will get a definitive explanation.

Maybe she quit? Could've been of stress of needing to finish Jeremy's work in such a short time. Or maybe she quit because she realized she'll probably end up dead, too, if she continues working for Fazbear Entertainment.

She could've gotten fired. It seems like something the company would do to shut her up. Maybe she even got the FFPS lobotomy treatment since she knew too much.

Or The Anomaly might've just let her go, lol.

She's the second coming of Phone Dude istg.

Now I suppose it's onto the next mystery: Why is Tape Girl credited as QA? Seriously, it's been years, and I've never seen anyone mention it. It haunts me.

[your-local-hoemie]

ꕥ Genshin Impact ꕥ boyfriend headcanons, Inazuma edition~ part two.

Firstly, why is Itto so pretty in this gif???

Who gave this man the right?????

Secondly, thank you all for 100 followers!!! I honestly didn’t think anyone would really like my writing but knowing that you do makes it even more fun! And ya’ll are all so nice too like I don’t deserve this what T-T

Summary: literally the title.

Warnings: fluff, maybe a lil’ suggestive??, swearing, established relationship, Gn!reader, not proof-read.

Characters: Itto, Ayato, Gorou. (I’m classing scara (aka, wanderer) as a Sumeru citizen now since he’s a new, good boy! What i still wouldn’t give for him to crush me)

Itto~

God bless this man.

He’s so precious.

He openly adores everything you do.

Walked up a bunch of stairs without dying?

You can bet your sweet buns that this man is going to be awe struck.

He’s very strong and even though he acts like a himbo, he’s still got his head in a good place (kinda)

(He’s a complete fucking idiot)

But he is the definition of a golden retriever boyfriend!

Give him head pats and tell him he’s a good boy and he’s mush in your arms!

Boy will go all out on dates hsiduxid

Most of the time they don’t go as planned but you can’t even get mad when he still somehow manages to pull a successful “plan numero two-o” out of nowhere.

Kuki has become his go-to advisor for romance!

She doesn’t know much bless her but she knows more than him jdjdjdhdurj

Man doesn’t get jealous.

He’s too oblivious-

If someone starts flirting with you he’ll probably just join in.

“You think they’re great too?? What am I saying, of course you do! How could you not think that they’re the coolest, most awesomest partner ever!”

Bless his heart I love him T-T

He lets you polish his horns-

He lets you polish his horns.

It might not seem like much but he’s so proud of them that it’s a literal honour-

Loves it when you pet them too or put little jewellery around them!

Honestly I think he’s a really good kisser.

Don’t ask why but he just gives off that vibe.

He’s also been roping you into beetle fights.

Which he totally wins every time!

He doesn’t. You let him win occasionally.

He once found a super cool looking beetle and named it after you!!

He always makes sure to take extra good care of it just because of that.

Ayato~

Imma be honest, if I see this man pull boba out of his arm one more time and make that slurp I might lose it-

I’m not too familiar with his character but my best friend has a intense crush on him so i will get scolded if I make this is too inaccurate.

I know this sounds absurd but istg I will bet everything that this man has social anxiety.

I can smell my people.

He’s just really good at hiding it with his duties!

And you’re the only one who gets to see that side of him because he trusts you more than anyone T-T

Man is extremely busy so dates are rare but he still somehow manages to make time!

A privilege that’s only shared with Ayaka who absolutely adores you!!

She also absolutely wasn’t a little jealous of her brother hdbfhdj

He adores the little things you do!

Like, absolutely worships them!

If you decided to make him the ugliest drawing known to man kind he will frame it and look at it at least twice a day.

He taught you to play chess and much to thoma’s dismay, he taught you extremely well.

Poor boy hasn’t won in months.

Always offers you a taste of his magical sleeve boba!

How it stays fresh, no one knows.

He’s an absolute gentleman!

Hand kisses whenever he greets you, without fail!

Always insist on getting you little trinkets or jewellery!

He thinks you deserve it ok, just accept it-

Always talks about you to thoma and Ayaka!

He wants to make sure you know how much he loves you!!

He is a little possessive over you-

He means no harm by it but he can’t help his sly, mischievous side show a little bit.

“Come now, is that really any way to talk to my future spouse? Hm? Yes I did call you that, do you object, dearest~?”

Just cuts into the conversation with the offending person and grabs you by the waist with zero shame-

Do it back-

It’ll shut him up really quick~

Gorou~

Just like Ayato, I’m not super familiar with his personality hngggg.

Let’s get it out the way, shall we?

Tail.

Ears.

I NEED TO PET HIM!!!!!!

And lucky you!

You get to pet him!!

Yes he allows you to touch the ears.

Maybe be careful with the tail though cough cough

He whimpers

Beach dates aaaAAAA!

He’s constantly in work mode but he does his best to relax!

He loves making seashell necklaces with you and just taking walks together while talking!

Poor boy gets very flustered very easily.

He knows his tail gives off his emotions way too easily and you’re always super quick to tease him about it.

Evil.

He’s a thigh person and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Let him lay in your lap, please.

He’s also super ticklish-

Don’t ask, he just looks the type.

He can’t help but melt into a flustered mess whenever you’re around!

Which of course he gets teased for mercilessly by the rest of the soldiers.

But saying that, he will never be embarrassed by admitting he loves you!

He believes strongly in being open about how you feel.

Always brings you freshly picked flowers whenever you meet up!

He is really strong though, don’t be fooled by his fluff.

One of the reasons he loves you so much is because you never see him as just a pet.

He also asks you to study with him when kokomi lets him read her books!

You’d be amazed by how focused this man can get when in serious mode istg not even a earthquake could shake him.

“Huh? I love you but come on, do I really have to remind you again? It’s vital that we always keep our minds sharp even if there’s no visible threat! Leave the poor lizards alone-”

His patience with you is incredible.

He doesn’t get jealous easily but he does get a little insecure sometimes!

He’ll never cause a scene with it but he will be open with how he feels.

He hates the idea of arguing so he’ll always bring it up in a polite way!

He’s always super respectful of you and will quickly scold anyone who acts differently~

He’s a very good and very precious baby~

IM ALIVE!!! Well, kinda. I’m back at home but I got a lot of recovery to do and when I tell ya’ll that it is frUSTRATING! So writing is a good distraction!

I’m still gonna be taking my time though since my energy is completely gone not to mention I’m not allowed to get too excited since it raises my heart rate so the genshin men might actually end up killing me gdjsgHDJSH

Not that I’d mind either-

[dearausten]

things i noticed while rereading the tenant of wildfell hall (aka my favorite brontë novel) for the third time

- the bromance between gilbert and jack halford (the person he’s writing to, aka his sister’s husband). if i didn’t love gilbert with helen so much, i’d actually go down with this ship.

- i’m DYING to know everything about halford and rose’s relationship, they seem really cute!

- gilbert’s brother, fergus, is actually hilarious. i have never seen someone so dramatic. he’s like “yeah you have to work the land but i gotta look pretty and gossip and that’s actually harder”. also my boy cannot read social cues for the life of him.

- everything from the beginning until we reach helen’s diary. the ANGST. the way he falls in love with her. the way anne brontë gives him a personality and shows us why he is perfect for helen. ALSO THE WAY HE BONDS WITH LITTLE ARTHUR IS ADORABLE.

- just everything about helen. i love her character SO MUCH. she’s so smart, witty, and outspoken. she’s one of the best written female characters ever, no joke.

- the way anne brontë is giving us clues from the beginning! when helen’s aunt gives her advice on marriage, she is unknowingly listing every mistake helen makes in marrying arthur. (not saying what happened is her fault tho!). my girl helen is like “i’d never marry a man without principles just bc i’m horny” and that is exactly what she does! jokes aside, she really did love a arthur, for some reason.

- i had completely forgotten that she was only 18! and arthur huntingdon is said to be 10+ years older than her??????? i completely missed that detail.

- arthur’s manipulation begins even before they get married. the way he knows he’s hurting her when he flirts with annabella and he does exactly that, the way he loves to humiliate her and never thinks of her, only himself... ugh.

- when they do get married, he has the audacity to say that she’s too religious, so she mustn’t love him as much as she says, bc she’s given her heart to the lord. he then proceeds to make the (terrible) point that the only master of women should be their husbands, not god. he only thinks of helen as his possession.

- HOLY SHIT. clearly i can’t have so much time pass before i read this book again bc i had forgotten so many details.

- did i mention i hate arthur’s ass?

- anne brontë does a brilliant job writing the demise of their relationship. it doesn’t happen abruptly. like yes, he was an asshole from day one, but helen didn’t start hating him until the third year of their marriage (still a short time, tho). you can see how much she struggles with loving him while also being awfully aware of his moral flaws, how hard she tries to help him with his drinking problem, how she’s always there for him even though he doesn’t deserve it because he lashes out on her every time he’s upset. a lot happens before she decides she’s had enough of him, and i just love that we see her slowly realize what she’s gotten herself into.

- arthur trying to manipulate her USING THEIR SON is so disgusting. he tries to make her feel bad for spending so much time with their newborn (who he is totally neglecting btw) instead of him.

- i hate you arthur huntingdon. i hate you mr. hargrave. i hate you grimsby. i hate you annabella. i don’t exactly like hattersley but he kinda gets better so he’s forgiven.

- POOR HELEN. she literally thought arthur was finally putting effort into their marriage. every time i read the scene where she finds out about the infidelity i want to cry for her so bad.

- honestly, it’s so badass of her to confront him like that. it took everything in her to control herself and not commit double murder.

- UGH. WHEN ANNABELLA IS TAUNTING HELEN, AND SHE SNAPS ANNABELLA’S MUG BC SHE GOT UNDER HER SKIN AND ARTHUR JUST LAUGHS. istg it makes my blood boil.

- again, POOR HELEN. her finding out about the infidelity was the last straw. arthur stopped pretending to give a damn about her and straight up began to treat her like a piece of crap. i know, he always has, but now he knows how much pain he causes her AND HE PURPOSELY CAUSES HER MORE PAIN. he doesn’t even try to hide it anymore.

- he knows how to hit where it hurts, doesn’t he?

- hargrave is so annoying, but i love how, this way, anne brontë emphasizes why gilbert is a much better match for helen than him. hargrave wants to have her, to dominate her. this goes to say that helen wouldn’t be better off marrying just any other man, but someone who actually takes the time to know her and loves her as an equal, like gilbert.

- ar*ur trying to turn his son against helen is so infuriating. he knows he’s taken everything from her. he knows all she has is her son. he knows how much she loves him, and he wants to take that away too.

- UGH. him and all his friends literally make little arthur, a child, drink as much wine as them. not only that, but ALL OF THEM insult helen in front of him and laugh when he says something that upsets his mother.

- i. cannot. arthur has been neglecting his son since he was born, and only takes an interest on him to teach him how to insult helen and behave like he does, because he knows it drives helen insane.

- thankfully helen is smarter than that son of a bitch and tricks her son into hating wine.

- UGH. AGAIN. when arthur discovers helen’s plan to run away, he doesn’t scream. he doesn’t yell. he MOCKS her. he just stands there with a smile on his face while he takes away her keys AND HE GETS HER PAINTING MATERIALS DESTROYED. OH. MY. GOD.

- once again, arthur knows how to struck a nerve. not only does he completely take away helen’s role as arthur’s educator (something she’s highly invested in) by hiring a governess. HE HIRES HIS FUCKING MISTRESS. i am done. and so is helen.

- SHE’S FREE. i have read this book three times now and i still cannot help to relieve the tension built inside of me when she escapes, as if i didn’t already know what happens.

- a big element to helen’s character is how seriously she takes being a mother. all she does, she does for arthur (her son). she would have stayed with that bastard, and she would’ve willingly suffer the abuse if it weren’t for her son, because he deserves better. no matter what costs her, her son mustn’t grow up like his father. she’d rather her son die by her side, than have him live with huntingdon.

- my poor baby she’s in so much pain :((

- SO. MUCH. ANGST. ANNE BRONTË WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT.

- gilbert making amends with lawrence, as he ought to. we love a man who knows when he’s wrong, and wants to make it better. i think this is the main difference between him and arthur. gilbert, in spite of all his flaws, takes responsibility for his actions, unlike helen’s husband (i can’t even name him). also, he is the only man in the novel who loves helen because HE KNOWS HER, and not bc he wants her to be his possession. he just wants to be with her, and make her happy.

- and the angst goes on and on and on!

- helen tells gilbert he can write to her after six months. he doesn’t. because he figures she’s forgotten about him, and he doesn’t blame her! he is hurt. devastated, really. but he understands. he wants her to heal, first and foremost, after he knows how much she’s suffered.

- i love that the last straw for him is hearing that she’s supposedly getting married. and to hargrave, no less. ngl i would try to keep her away from him too.

- oh, sweet misunderstanding! so happy for lawrence tho.

- WHEN THEY FINALLY GET TOGETHER OMG.

- gilbert is a dumbass lmaoooo, SHE’S TELLING YOU SHES IN LOVE WITH YOU YOU IDIOT.

- THEY KISS! GOD BLESS!

- the ending is easy to savor bc of how sad the rest of the book is. like it’s the ONLY moment we see the characters happy.

- I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR.

- i LOVE that she had time to heal before marrying again. it’s just so satisfying.

to sum it up, the tenant of wildfell hall is still my fave brontë book. for me, the thing that makes it so special are the characters, especially helen. god, how i felt her pain. she is so strong and i love her so much.

guys, this book is SO IMPORTANT. it was back in the day, and still is now. it truly shows just how vulnerable women were in a marriage, and how they were completely stripped of their freedom and liberty. imagine your life depending absolutely on someone else’s whims! i will leave the rant for another post since this one is long enough. feel free to share what you loved about this book as well! <3

[eletricheart]

if anyone wishes to join im gonna cry myself to death then cry more

like, its a traumatizing funny that every character i like has some tragic event, it started with nat then wanda and now agatha, im gonna have to start some sort of meeting for this its insane

spoilers under the cut

i feel like he betrayed me personally yk, i was there getting thrown out of the road too istg

agatha was so caring with him, she was growing so much, and then literally everyone (besides rio cause girl was clear since episode 1) (alice only woke up when girlie was getting possessed and begging for them not leave her) betrayed her at the first opportunity they had

[kamiversee]

holy fuck. catching up with your anon responses always throws me through a loop. that anon shattered my heart with that interpretation (bravo anon!!) but kami i know you’re about to reduce it absolute atoms with the way you have things planned. KAMI TAKE THE WHEEL. my foot is fully down on the gas, eyes closed, hands up in the air. i’m so scared LMFAO

that Geto chapter preview is making me eat my fucking words lmfao I TAKE IT ALL BACK THIS MF IS A FREAK AND I CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT. this is going to be a hell of a confrontation. with the way that Choso is so possessive and Sugu is so tactless, i’m so scared that this is going to be the fight you were mentioning before 😭😭 FUCKKKK i’m holding on to the faith that this situation will be controlled enough that a literal brawl won’t happen but knowing you, you probably have something more twisted planned 😭 KILLING ME. YOU’RE KILLING MEEEEE

Sugu is 100% the type to sense that the reader is uncomfortable enough to the point that he’ll egg her on, giving hint after hint while the reader fumbles to try to cover things up or keep him shut.

i really wonder how the reader will go about explaining that confrontation to Choso. would he be able to wait until they’re somewhere private to talk things out? probably not 🥹 this man is so erratic when it comes to his feelings holy shit. i doubt she’ll be able to just brush things off. my fear is that she’ll generate an almost completely believable lie to Choso and it’ll just add to her mountain of guilt. aaaaAaAAAA

if they somehow move on from this situation semi-unscathed, i don’t even think i can imagine how bad things get if Choso were to interact with Sukuna in the future 🥲 MY HANDS ARE SHAKING WTF ARE YOU GOING TO DOOOOOOO

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There’s like three rants from you & istg i love you for it🥹

1. Tht one anon had me thinkin FRFR. Buuut then I rethought over it and remembered the shit I have planned and uhhhhh… HAHA ITS ABT TO GET FUN FR😸

2. This is gonna be so silly cause like Suguru & Choso are both the loml AND in terms of my fav jjk characters it literally goes; Suguru, Choso/Gojo, etc. SO THIS IS ALL VERY FUN FOR ME TO WRITE ^.^

3. Right right sure!

4. I wont say tm but if this hints at anything, recall how Ive said how Gojo is to the reader, the reader is to Choso. Well, with tht in mind, think about how adamant Gojo is abt keeping the truth from her… how long do y’all think the reader will be able to keep her truth from Choso? ^.^

5. EVERYTHING’LL BE FIIIIINE!! WORRY NOT MY LOVES >.<

[wikiangela]

Hi! 3, 8, 11 for the writer asks xx

3. favorite POV (first/second/third/etc)

always third <3

8. is there a character you love writing for the most? the least? why?

the most i think Eddie Diaz - istg at this point he just possesses me, it's just so easy writing from his POV, words are literally pouring out, I love getting inside his head haha - the only problem is that the fics always get so fucking long lol

I'm not sure I have a character I love writing the least tbh, I love all of the ones I'm writing haha

11. what are your weaknesses wrt writing?

I think I get repetitive with not only story and actions, but also phrases and adjectives and vocab (also really gotta work on my metaphors jfc)

I tend to go on tangents and get distracted from what's happening atm, and it can be chaotic (tho I guess it works well sometimes too haha)

sometimes I'm too focused on dialogue and I forget about shit happening around the characters haha (I barely even describe the characters tbh, which I wanna change)

idk, it's some of them, and there are for sure more haha

writing questions!

[mondaymelon]

KAVEH THEME KAVEH THEME KAVEH THEME KAVEH THEME KAVEH THEME KAVEH THEME LETSGOOOO😍

&& HI NEW FRIEND!!! HOPE UR SLEEPING WELL RN your taste in colours is immaculate teal is soso pretty AND THE ANIMALS HAHAHKSJJKSD "if it can kill me why is it friendshaped." real. same. stares sadly at lions

omg me n u 🤝 having an older brother!! SLAYY "like please brain what do you mean you cant learn korean tagalog french russian german and 139041904 other languages all at once??? pathetic." is so real i wanna learn more languages but my brain wont let me its so tragic ueueuue😭

LOOK WHO IT IS OMG ITS RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUU RYUURYUU !!! E E E. E LETS GOOOOO !!

when you sent that i think it was likkkkeeee uhh 9 am ? so yea i was busy honk mimimiming... i had a good dream that i thought was going to be very silly but then the ending was sad and i woke up and was like WAIT NO IT CANT END LIKE THAT . so i reworked the plot in my head and tried to go back to sleep to continue and fix the dream but wegh it didnt work... SOBS.

you know your delulu is ever so real when fictional characters start appearing in your dreams. ...actually now that i think about it xiao has never appeared... thats strange since ive seen kazuha and karma akabane and ruggie bucchi and they aint really fictional but people like vox akuma ( WHO I DONT EVEN WATCH THE STREAMS OF LMOAOOO ) and idols like hyunjin n beomgyu (WHICH IS WHO i dREAMT ABOUT BTW> i possessed his body but i didnt know how fucking dance so i ruined everything and then they threw fucking CEREAL AT ME. )

please dont ask. /lh

me n my brother are the silliest !! just the other day we were being silly so we hopped over to my room, turned off the lights, took out our phone flashlights and B O P P E D to heavy dubstep tunes.. until my dad walked in and saw our demon-possesed selves headbanging. interesting experiences

i know full well that duolingo is not gonna make me fluent and ill have to do more than just that and rn im learning japanese on it (woah hhh h h h who wouldve thought !?) tryna learn korean + german + french too but i dont think my brain can handle that. just trying to learn three fucking writing systems is crazy enough istg... i have hiragana all the way down and katakana mostly good but kanji ??? please dont get me near kanji. i know mandarin too so it aint gonna help that the word for name is 名前 (namae) is also 名前 in mandarin which literally means name + front like girl what... they sometimes are similar but sometimes ARENT which is going to be a P A IN sdjifokldJFKODLSKJGKDJ

hhlkjlkmmkkmkmk do we need more questions ?? y. e s .

i can assume some things off of your pfp but.. fave genshin characters + other media characters in general? also your WAIT JUST A MOMENT I DID SOME STALKING AND OMG YOU KNOW MANDARIN??? thats like my fourth mootie that knows it eE E E. E E E !!! 真的好高兴，没想到你也会知道哇啊啊啊！！！！UHM UHM WHAT ELSE FAVORITE ANIME/SHOW MAYBES?? thats all my dumbass brain can think of rn sobs

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

Hey virtue! Saw that you're doing a new event so i am here to participate. I love making myself as an oc and shipping myself with other characters and since I have been obsessing over Mitsuya Takashi from tokyo revengers, I'm shipping myself with him for this event.

About me: I am short and basically look like a 14 year old boy. I'm smart, honest (brutally), mature, sarcastic, impatient and a good listener with a broken sense of humour and over think alot. I am scared of forming close bonds with people because I feel like I'll end up hurting them in some way, so it takes a great deal of time and patients for me to accept any kind of relationship. I have the personality of a cat honestly.

Mitsuya, as we already know, is responsible, polite, mature and just kind in general. He literally raised two kids so he's definitely a patient person. He's also selfless and always looks out for others. He's just like the warmth of a comfy blanket during a cold night that makes you forget all your worries and makes you sleepy and makes you have one of the best sleep of your life.

Our dynamic:

Mood board

(Best) Friends to lovers

Opposite attracts

Being vulnerable and comforting with each other

Helping each other in any way we can

Fighting for each other

Holding hands, cuddles and soft kisses

Patching up each other's injury after a gang fight

Reminding each other to take care of themselves and to not overwork themselves

Listening to music together

Helping him out with his sisters, the best i can (I am not very good with kids)

Note: me as an oc is also in toman as a seperate division captain. and if you add anything suggestive can if please be neck kisses, I love absolutely them.

That's it I guess. I hope this is understandable. Take care and stay safe.

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□ At toman exec(?)/division lead meetings as teens i absolutely see Mitsuya drawing you into his lap casually. He doesn't have to be protective of you here, there are no threats, it's just one place that he's fully comfortable amping up the PDA a bit. Plus he knows it pushes Mikey's (single) buttons.

□ Maybe it's meant to tease Mikey, but it also means when he's commenting in stuff going on, his breath tickles your neck. T.T (positive)

□ I think Mitsuya likes to sit back and watch you shoot men down. Where other men might be threatened of possessive, Mitsuya knows you're coming back to him and honestly, it's such a good time seeing his partner so confidently declare you're not free.

□ He really struggles to keep a straight face when you're patching up injuries on his face. Your concentrated expression so close just gives him the giggles and in those moments he realizes he's so so so down bad for you. And he wouldn't have it any other way.

□ I feel like your first kiss was how you defined your relationship...like I just see you staying at his place, maybe helping him hit a deadline for a design contest and he lets you fall asleep in his bed while he stays up late. You wake up greeted with him holding you and a little peck and pet name followed by a calm, "is that okay, can that be okay, can I be yours?"

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don't mind me taking a second to gush over how it made my heart feel to see how sweetly you talk about Mitsuya!!!!!! bc my god what a lucky man!!! made me 101 kinds of soft istg T.T

I need to know about your dynamic with both the twin dragons though!! have you ever double dated with draken and emma?

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Come make my day, tell me about your self ship, and get some hcs of your own.

[blkkizzat]

Haiiii babes!!!! Hope u been well 😙

(Literally just came from rereading plug choso once again to keep it fresh in my brain hehe) istg i love him so bad but….nicki was right, trauma is the way. Him sharing that blunt with gouda bitch has me steaming every time smh. I would fuck cho infront of her but she dont deserve to see the dickk!

Venus in gemini and mars in aries HELP HSJKSKSK NO OKAY U and toji would be so good for each other 😭 yall can play games and he drag u back in so u dont get too bored hehe. My mars is in leo and my good friend studies astrology and she deadass do be saying thats the corruption kink placement hehe, plus i got some virgo in there too so my shit is obsesseddddd with corrupting purity whoops (and obsessive + possessive AF like i wanna be someone's first and their everything) which is so true cause i be fucking with ppl to make em obsessed with me and ion even want them jdksks. I js cant do virgin reader bc i have a SA trauma which sucks bc there are so many virgin reader fics and i gotta sit em out which is why i flock to shit like otaku!gojo where the man is a virgin like that heals me so much u have no idea lmao (even tho this pussy can squirt by itself, i would show virgin gojo all the tricks hehe) Yes ma'am i do fuck w astrology, and recently tarot a lil bit 👀 got me a lil reading and erthing hehe

Tbf i dont feel like u have a truly irredeemable character because they all have some sort of bg story (okay lets ignore reader from gf!choso literally killing a man bc DAMN when i say the dialogue you gave him had me stressing tf out, like i almost had an angry cry when he was airing out shit at the party. The bat scene from there was so iconic tho) like even plug choso, reader is a brat but i rlly feel like its bc shes an overachiever which i vibe w soooo hard. She's the definition of "honey u need to get some dick and RELAX" bc she trying to do it all and none of it is for herself. Im similar so i see her bratiness as a defense mechanism iykwim. Ngl the ending of pt 2 had me scared bc like i can dish it out, but i cant take it LMAOOOOOO like choso shared a blunt w some other bitch and i was already in tears istg he gon have to make that up to me smh. YESSSSSSS i love with the characters are still downbad for the reader even when she's a bitch like, thats the kinda ride or die i wantttt.

I feel u bc i cant do angst that effects the reader lol.

Guestprofessor yooooo i love that dynamic!!! I rarely read gojo (or geto too) bc i rarely find a version of him that doesnt turn his charisma into fuckboyness like it just aint for me, but w.e the girlies enjoy :p

Ohhh i do need to check out those websites even tho i have nowhere to go rip. I love me a gown but they almost never reach past my shins 💀 got that damn amazoness genetic smh

LMFAOOO ur so real for that. Tbh cho could be a virgin and id still talk to him like a two dollar hoe 😭

Sending u all the good vibes frrrrr its always fun chatting w u too kali babes 😚

🍒 anon

Awe you are so sweet reading it again. I hope I can get the next part out tonight for u, I’m getting 2 people to read so once they are done I will make changes and post. 

LMFAO im crying cause you are like the 3rd person who told me that part had them heated. But hehe funny you should mention fucking him in front of her…. *shhhh*

Yeah no I would need the games to keep me interested lmfao. Oooh corruption kink!  you know until Choso I never had one of those but I just want to ruin him dskhfkjhdkHSa. But relatable, sometimes you just flirt because you can LOL

Oh no, im so sorry to hear about your SA trauma. I completely understand. While I don’t necessarily have drama, I think another reason I lean towards bimbo!reader is I don’t like how society places a woman’s value on virginity. It’s a totally different thing that wanting to be someone’s first or even corrupting, cause im into those kinks too. I don’t like when it seems like the whole value of them is their virginity if it makes sense. 

I actually own a tarot deck too! But I haven’t studied it enough to do it on my own. I’ve had mine done by friends before though!

Lmfao yeah gf!choso reader is also a bit crazy, when I eventually do the p3 to that, it will go into more of how she doesn’t have bloodlust like choso, and actually wants him to slow down a bit so he doesn’t get caught (gf!choso finds himself not needing to kill as much bc he has reader as a stress release). But she doesn’t have qualms with blood or the fact he’s a serial killer lolol. She kinda slow lowkey lolol. Her mind: “killing is bad. But I love Choso and he loves me so Choso is good too.” I mean she joined his major cause she watched Dexter so she aint the brightest bulb. jhdfkhdskjfhsd. <3 Unlike plug!choso sorority bimbo tho, she is never ashamed of Choso and wants him to come to frat parties as her date (which he reluctantly goes to because he’s whipped and jealous as all hell). Ahhh I rambled about this too much lol

Oooh how tall are you if you don’t mind me asking? Im 5’7 and some of the gowns I got from there drag a bit so maybe you’d have more luck with them!

Mwahhmwahhh babes <3333

[teddy-yandere]

Hi I'm just new to your blog I really admire how you write!!! Oh BTW how would yanderes ( Douma, Akaza, Kokushibo) react to a reader who is from the modern world and then one day the yanderes kidnapped the darling but the darling doesn't mind their yandere tendencies as long as they have their phone ( to be honest I can't live without my phone huhuhu📱📱📱)

- Telephone -

✧*ﾟ WARNING ✧*ﾟ will contain dark themes

Character = Douma , Akaza , Kokushibou

A / N = Personally , I have a obsession with my phone - so this post was very relatable to write lmao ! I have not proofread this , Enjoy !

«★»———- KNY Demons Masterlist

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Douma

★ To his surprise , it was incredibly easy for him to kidnap you from your world . ( don’t ask me how he did it )

★ First off - Douma is very curious about your little obsession

★ I think he was expecting you to have a couple of weird “ quirks “. ( considering that fact that you were from another universe ).

★ I do see Douma getting a little jealous of all the attention you give your little device .

★ Douma will probably steal it when he feels like you are not giving him the attention he DESERVES .

★ Although , he does appreciate the fact that you don’t mind his yandere tendencies.

★ It didn’t really matter how well you behave , he will end up destroying your precious phone one way or another .

★ BUT DONT BE DISCOURAGED!!-

★ Douma will still find a way to make it up to you ( unlike the other demons in this post ).

★ He will offer you many expensive items , and gifts that the people from his cult offer to him

Akaza

★ Unlike Douma - Akaza is not going to be so forgiving about his darling’s little “ obsession “.

★ He is going to destroy it no matter what.

★ As soon as he gets you into his possession , he is going to strip you of any luxuries you had in your world.

★ When he first found your phone , he stared at it with a disgusted stare before destroying it , and throwing it over his shoulders ( despite your protests )

★ He will be very confused when you start ignoring him.

★ I do think he is too stubborn to apologize to you.

★ Similarly to Douma , Akaza will try to win back some of your love by getting you expensive gifts .

★ He will get you many clothes made with the finest silk known to man( and demon )

Kokushibou

★ This post is going to be soo small istg

★ Kokushibou is not going to be putting up with any of your bullcrap

★ He is going to take your phone , and you are never going to see it again.

★ This man has the audacity to ask for cuddles after he literally destroyed your phone in front of your eyes.

★ Kokushibou really doesn’t understand why you are so mad.

︎ ★ that’s it sorry angels

︎ ★ I got lazy

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Thanks for reading , Darling !! <3

Have a nice Day / Night ~

[7teenkarat]

Seventeen as questionable things my roommate has done:

S.Coups: Is loaded as fuck but gets pouty when you only order one McDonald’s set, or only one Starbucks coffee. Says he’s fine but sulked for the whole week and later posted an Instagram story quoting how sad it is that “it’s the people you love who hurt you the most”. Literally still brings it up to your parents sometimes.

Jeonghan: Meal preps for the week based on his workout regime but will only eat your food. Has his own room but you come back home to find him sprawled out across your bed. Steals your headbands and tries to act innocent when you confront him - even though he’s clearly wearing it right now. But y/n don’t I look so cute ^-^. But goes absolutely feral when you touch his shit.

Joshua: A sore. fucking. loser. Cannot play any board game or mario game with him under ANY circumstances in fear of getting your fifth noise complaint from your neighbor, and consequently becoming homeless. Is even competitive over Apples to Apples? Wtf. But strangely mild when you guys play Animal Crossing. Maybe he’s found his people.

Jun: Makes weird fucking noises the minute the sun goes down. Istg it’s like he can’t contain it and it just explodes out of his body? Is he connected to the moon cycles or something? Y’all are just chilling eating dinner and he starts squawking then gets up to get a glass of water as if nothing is wrong. A good portion of your friend group thinks he might be possessed

Hoshi: Asks you to edit his online interactions. Every. Single. One. He asks you to choose an Insta filter for his post when you get back from work, help choose which crypto meme his current Tinder fling would find funnier (spoiler: none), stands outside the bathroom door to ask whether or not he should retweet an Obama meme from 2016 even though it’s already 2022 - when you’re trying to take a peaceful shit. You are literally his ghostwriter and PR manager rolled into one

Wonwoo: Compares you to video game characters, and not in a flattering way. “God y/n, you’re being such a Mr.Resetti (Animal Crossing) right now.” “Wonwoo do I look good in this dress?” “Woah y/n you look exactly like Braum…stunning” You decide to look up who Braum is later and find out they look something like this -

Woozi: Is actually really funny and charming, but the moment he meets anyone of importance like your friends or s/o he turns so fucking awkward. Will be asked a question and just sit there not answering for a minute…then get up to turn on some music and walk right out of the room. Becomes super social during dinner, lowkey has everyone whipped, but the moment food is gone so is he-

The8: Meditation guru. Actually started after he went to visit your family and met your hippie uncle, then proceeded to go on a meditation pilgrimage with him and the prince of Nepal. 50/50 hit or miss - either ends up entering a really solid meditative state or falls asleep but will VEHEMENTLY deny it if you confront him.

Mingyu: Is on a strict workout routine and stockpiles chicken breast in the fridge until there’s no space left for any other form of sustenance. The little shit throws out your ice-cream tubs too because it “takes up too much space and is too tempting”. Everytime you open the fridge for a late night snack you’re met with rows upon rows of chicken boobies emanating a weird smell…you now no longer enjoy food and never will again.

Dokyeom: Doesn’t wash his fruits before eating them. Hello sir? Pesticides? Dirt? Bacteria? You tell him please for the love of god at least run them under some water unless he wants some weird fungi to grow out of his bellybutton. The next day you find him diligently washing blueberries one by one with some dish soap.

Vernon: Either has a 50 or 150 IQ, you still can’t tell to this day. Like Jun, pretty sure his brain cell count fluctuates with the moon cycle. Calculates the tip, split x amount of ways, in his head in literally 8 seconds. Former Stanford med dropout. But last night you walked in on him standing by an overflowing washer because it “started making scary noises so I panicked and started button mashing”.

Seungkwan: Has an unhealthy obsession with tik-tok “health tips” and always tries to rope you in on it too. Was especially obsessed with liquid chlorophyll and washing his hair with rice water. Refuses to let you go out on dates unless you ask the other person for their birth date and time so he can sus them out astrologically first - and is actually really accurate with it.

Dino: Is not actually human but rather a robot containing the world’s largest collection of dad jokes. Has a dad joke for every occasion, usually his comedic timing is *chef’s kiss*. But you can’t ever laugh because he takes that as consent to then keep you trapped for the next 30 minutes in a vicious cycle of joke after joke…after joke...worst part is he pauses at the end of every joke to wait for you to laugh and you have to because he’s staring you down and you’re starting to sweat. Something akin to hell.