#I literally dropped off the face of the earth

[charleyrockss]

haiii!! i’ve got a smut req for luke if you’ll take it.

okay so basically, he’s kinda obsessed with reader, he knows it’s wrong, but he can’t help it. reader catches him jacking off to her in the shower and then they fuck or something like that.

Oh BOOM SHAKALAKAAAA, I’m literally screaming at this one. I low-key like this and I might make this one a bit longer than the others but last night when I got home, my dog ate my fucking credit card so uhm, yeah? Anyway y’all should remember, English isn’t my first language so give me mercy with all my grammar mistakes, I’m going to make this fic like a sub!luke and make them fucking outside instead of the showers since it’s kinda hard to do like one in the showers since theres probably going to be other boys/girls walking in and there is like separate showers for boys and girls. Please make another request if any of y’all have preferences cuz I certainly do not. (I’m a switch irl)

Warning: smut, p in v, vaginal sex, masturbation, Luke Castellan

You were his, and he was yours. All the other demigods knew that, hell even Mr. D and Chiron knew his obsession wasn’t exactly the healthiest.

Him being the best swordsman in 300 years wasn’t really the best decision since all the time at his practices considering that fact that if he knew his opponent had spoken to you, he would humiliate the other person horribly. Sometimes slashing their faces or body parts if he could get away with it.

He’s always liked you, or loved you. You were so oblivious to all of it considering the fact that you never even knew him as a friend. A peer? Of course but a friend? You didn’t know him like that? He wanted you to though.

He never stopped thinking about you, whether at lunch, dinner or even in the showers, getting himself off to you was like a hobby for him. He just want a feel your skin once and that would be enough for him, knowing he’s been in your presence just makes him feel like he levitated.

When he had sex with other girls, he would make sure their face was covered, by a pillow or his hand. He would always make sure their body features would be similar to yours, wasn’t perfect but if he couldn’t have you then he might as well imagine it. The more alike you and the girl was, the harder he came.

He just wanted you so fucking bad. He was the golden boy of camp, I mean who wouldn’t want him? He was fucking irresistible, all he wanted was you and you only. So imagine what he did when he walked into the laundry room and had gotten ahold of your laundry that hasn’t even been washed yet? He stole that shit faster than anything before, being a Hermes kid helped him with that. Now he was jerking off in the woods right behind a shed, not ideal since it wasn’t in you but close enough since he had your stuff.

“Fuck..” He mumbled. He even had your shampoo and conditioner, guess what he did with those two? They were lube for him now, and your panties? A new something to keep him busy in his free time. He tried to keep himself quiet but it was quite hard considering the fact that he was jerking of your panties and the smell of your shampoo had felt like he was out of this fucking world.

“What are you doing?” A voice said, he knew that voice too well, it was in fact the owner of those panties he was fucking right now, he didn’t know whether to panic and let the earth swallow him or turn around and look you in the eye, his nervous system didn’t know the difference between a gun to a head or a girl he liked watching him jerk off.

“Uhm-I didn’t-“

“Know I was going to catch you jerking off and steal my stuff?”

He dropped your shampoo bottle and kept your panties in his hand, not exactly sure on what to expect but he didn’t think that you were happy.

“Sorry, I really like you and I never thought that this would happen.”

You facepalmed, while you put your hand down to look him up and down. Realizing that this in fact was a popular boy, he might know a thing or two. You did kinda think it was hot in a weird way that he took your stuff, thinking about you while jerking off, using your shampoo and conditioner as lube since it had smelt like your hair. He would freak out if he knew that you thought he was cute, so you did the one thing that could’ve made him explode inside right then and there.

“Do you want me to help?”

“Yes.”

He answered that faster than he took you panties, he pulled your panties off of his cock, you hadn’t had gotten a good look on his dick until now and you surely will admit that it wasn’t small. Round 7 or 8 inches? A bit girthy too but you werent complaining, you knew your cervix will though later.

“You sure?” I said as I walked closer to him, I wasn’t backing down from this. He wasn’t going to hold himself back from this since it was probably a once in a lifetime opportunity.

“More than anything” He replied. You've always liked that he was good with his hands since he was an amazing swordsman, but you wanted something more than that.

Sorry y’all 😔 that’s all I can write in one fanfic without exploding for now but trust I will be writing a part two soon. Anyways, keep them requests coming, I NEED more, alrighty? No matter how kinky or freaky they are! I will try to deliver! Thank you all for reading so yah!

[mrpenguinpants]

Hypothetical question but are we still into windbreaker (nii satoru)? Y'all cool if I put my hyper fixation on center stage?

[doink-boink]

I hate when a new hyperfixation/special interest develops, sorry other sillies I love! These new guys are stuck in my brain and I cannot get them out. It's like when a mother has another baby and HAS TO pay attention to the newborn. Sorry other children, I still love you <- Weird analogy I suppose but whatever

HUUUUGE love for Wild Kratts still, but man, the Scott Pilgrim brainworm is kicking my ass here :L

I will try my best to remain a Wild Kratts lover!! I mean I absolutely will be forever that's sort of set in stone, but, actually keeping up with the fandom is what I mean specifically - don't be afraid to reach out and speak to me!! :D

Much love still there for these goobers!! Fully intend to keep engaging with you all! Need to make a conscious effort to look at the tag!

[lannisterdaddyissues]

told myself id be productive today but made the terrible mistake of going to 2am last night so i woke up at 10am with a headache thats kept getting worse and now its 7pm and i haven’t done jack shit we dont even have dinner in the apartment god please send me an angel or perhaps the motivation to shower ………..

[mo0nfairy]

posting for our mikey boy schmidt tmrw. here is the post out of context:

[murdleandmarot]

Sometimes you have to make shitty little OCxCanon comics to keep yourself sane

Sorry @mysticalcats I stole ur oc (foxglove)

[dr-gaytorius]

every now and then i remember that i actually used to be cool and really integrated with my local music (at least with the punk/metal/indie scene, I was even in a metal band once but I have horrible stage fright and quit after out first show lmao) and drag scene [i dated one of the queens in priscilla chambers (dragula s3) troupe for 3 years and was basically the gopher and occasional tailor for the trailer of chambers] and was actually somewhat high profile (for an introvert; i was everyones favorite stage kitten and also one time i was in the green room with abhora and they said i was hot and i was even in a side show act as a contortionist for a short time) and there is a STARK schism in my instagram where you can see in 2020 i experienced prolonged alone time and realized i actually love it and i got domesticated and had a medical emergency and almost died and ultimately did a 180, stopped talking to anyone or going out or dressing goth/punk or partying and started going to school and discovered thanatochemistry, fell in love with it and became extremely obsessed, and just became a reclusive nerd and dedicated my entire existence to the pursuit of deathcare and the science of death and disease. and no one ever heard from me again pretty much lmao

[citrus-sours]

Im so fucking lonely. And it's literally nones fault but my own lol lmao even

[plumbus-central]

doodles from last week

[celerydays]

for christmas i would like the gift of better coping mechanisms when i get into a mid-project art frenzy

can i not just be CHILL 😵‍💫 the crazy hyperfixative need to see something through to the end once i get into the "head empty, no thoughts, only finishing this latest art piece/project" always makes me suddenly forget how to function normally lmao

this 4AM bedtime / 7AM wake up / barely eating / staring for hours at my iPad screen / bordering on making my carpal tunnel flare up from how long i sit drawing is probably why I got sick so many times during October ajsklflaghgld 😀

anyways uhhh expect something sometime in the next couple of days i guess 😙

[robinsnest2111]

just 400 more boops and the black paw will be mine!!!!!! (trying to distract myself from new family drama)

[innieirving]

HAHAHAHA HELLO IM BACK FROM ANOTHER UNSCHEDULED HIATUS IM SO SORRY YALL

but i promise this time i had good reason becaaaaauuuuuse

I GRADUATED UNIVERSITY! :D

(that's me on the right, i don't often post pictures of myself but this is a special occasion)

anyways i am FINALLY done with school, i took a few summer classes just to finish up some spare credits, and at the same time i was working my summer job and ALSO doing a two-month internship with the Smithsonian so. I've been Very Busy.

And now I'm currently on vacation to visit my mother in Thailand so i am STILL busy, buuuuuut i wanted to jump back on here because once I'm back in the US i will be COMPLETELY free to blog and make gifs and all the usual stuff that I've missed so much!!!!!

.........and also watching good omens season 2 on the plane ride over here may or may not have given me severe and massive brain rot so expect a huge wave of gomens content on this blog in the following weeks lmaoooo

[apollo-zero-one]

Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

[spotlightstudios]

I love writing Found Family, and I'm ngl, it's kinda why I stopped posting a lot of DCA content.

I did that thing where I stared at the characters for too long and said, "y'know, that's good sibling/guardian material" and then obliterated myself.

[bandomgay]

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[roaringheat]

Found out NDE was most likely abandoned how will I ever recover