#I like the thought of Vee out of all of the toons being the only one able to get pebble to take a damn rest 😭

[beardedvulturethingz]

I headcanon that pebble is a PAIN IN THE ASS to get to sleep, just imagine a rowdy toddler that barks and shits on the floor.

“B-but-! Vee wouldn’t do that-!” SHUSH. SHUT. SHUT YOUR YAPPER. BE QUIET!!

[katiekatdragon27]

Hello Dandy's World fans.

I've recently been playing the game on Roblox with my friends and sibling, and it's been a ton of fun! Sure, I'm horrible at it, but it's the thought that counts ig.

And don't worry, I draw normal things too.

Like these things.

But it's mostly angst and unhinged things lol.

Below is a silly goofy Shiny Shrimp (that's the ship name I made up for Glisten x Shrimpo lol) AU that's just angst and tragedy and bullying Shrimpo emotionally lol:

OKAY SO CONTEXT: I thought it would be funny if Shrimpo had to keep Glisten company while exploring the floors but was also the one to witness his change into his full twisted form and almost die lol.

SO, I'd imagine it going down like this.

Basically, during one of the missions below, Glisten doesn't make it to the elevator in time. Shrimpo gets wind of this and gets very pissed. Despite everyone's protests, Shrimpo decides to join on of their runs to gain iquor, but mostly to fine Glisten.

And boy does he find him and all his shattered face glory.

Glisten: "Shrimpo!?" Shrimpo: "G-Glisten?" Glisten: "I knew you'd come back for me!"

Shrimpo attempts to leave the situation, seeing that Glisten is indeed twisted, despite Glisten's insistence that he is not. As Shrimpo tries to leave, Glisten gets more attached, constantly asking Shrimpo to not leave and to stay with him. Another person in the party (haven't decided who yet), tells Shrimpo to stay with Glisten and keep him company until all the machines are done. Shrimpo reluctantly agrees (and says "I HATE YOU" a couple times) and spends the rest of the round with Glisten.

However, the whole time Shrimpo's trying not to get attached because deep down, he knows it's too late for Glisten.

At the end of the round, everyone is called to go to the elevator. Shrimpo goes to leave. Glisten tries to block him off. Shimpo forces his way through. Glisten gets pissed and rips off his ribbons in anger, letting the infection take over his whole body. As Glisten's shifting, Shrimpo grabs one of his discarded ribbon pieces and beelines it to the elevator (as fast as Shrimpo can run). However, it is not fast enough, and Glisten easily catches up. He knocked over Shrimpo and lunges at him, ready take him out.

That's when Goob comes in. While everyone is trying to get the elevator to close faster, Goob grabs Shrimpo from below Glisten and pulls him into the elevator. Glisten hits the floor and breaks his face even more. As he gets up, he shouts at Shrimpo, who is shaking in Goob's arms watch Glisten break down.

Glisten: "YOU PROMISED YOU'D STAY WITH ME-- YOU PROMISED!"

Then, the doors close. Glisten is gone, and Shrimpo is angry and traumatized. How fun.

Shrimpo does not do well after the whole incident. He is much more reserved, but still just as angry. Except to Goob. Goob saving him gave Shrimpo a soft spot for the guy. Also, Goob let's Shrimpo vent to him like the supportive icon he is.

Shrimpo: I think I miss my partner, Goob.

But he's not the only toon Shrimpo talks to.

Vee: "Geez. This crying is ruining your "tough guy" persona."

My sibling gave me the silly idea to have Shrimpo and Vee be "friends" in this bc Shrimp hates Dandy waaaaaaaaaay more after the Glisten incident. And Vee hates Dandy in general, so boom, situation friendship. However, Vee sucks at being a supportive friend.

And some silly stuff my friends requested. Shrimpo chucking Dandy into the stratosphere and Goob being Goob. Healing the world one crappy doodle at a time.

Thank you for looking at the dooles and mindless rant of a grown adult about a Roblox horror game for 9-year-olds. You're a real one. Have a good day broksies.

[honeydewandcake]

TW — Asylum/Hospital setting, mental disorders, medical malpractice

Inspired by Fran Bow, Sparklecare, Pure Trance, and other such things; I had an idea for a Dandy’s World AU that centers around a hospital setting

I feel like a lot of people don’t like asylum or hospital AUs because they are full of exaggerated or misinformed ideas of what mental illness is. I tried not to do that, though I’m not a professional so I still might be wrong about some things. I don’t want to take this idea too far in fear that it might be distasteful, but I do want to share this idea to see if others like it too.

Dandy’s Care is a separate world where, instead of a museum, Dandy and his friends were meant to be for a children’s hospital to treat the sick and ill. They were meant to be comfort characters to patients and were meant to support them during their stay. Like in Dandy’s World, the hospital shut down due to unspecified sanitation issues. Dandy, also known as Dr. Dandicus Dancifer, slowly became more and more starved for activity. He started targeting his friends, making the hospital into an asylum for them. He changed their characters, changing his friends into patients. The toons have no memory of their former self, only knowing their diseased and ill present self.

The staff is made up of the main toons. All of them are nurses and Dandy is the main doctor. They all act like their former selves, though they have no memory. I didn’t want to draw all of them so just imagine Astro and Vee in these uniforms.

Read more to see other toons (not all of them drawn or thought of yet, don’t attack me ;-;) ↓

Razzle and Dazzle, the only ones that I thought of completely because I already drew them before. They’re the reason why I made this entire thing anyway.

They are just experiments by Dandy, who wanted to see if the two could live together if they were attached. They used to love each other, now they don’t. Razzle is no longer looking for comedy, Dazzle is no longer looking for hope. Both are only set on the idea of revenge against Dandy for making them this way.

Life is hard when you can only feel the sensations on one half on your body, they can barely walk and can only stand or sit. They take many painkillers as their wounds take a long time to health properly. They wish they could escape this place and just die already, but they’re stuck and forced to live for as long as Dandy wants.

Razzle is a lot more violent now. He is prone to biting and scratching the staff. He hates doing all the lab tests and medical procedures, he hates being near Dazzle, he hates being stuck in this living hell. Razzle is the reason why they’re not allowed near sharp or blunt objects.

Dazzle became paranoid, scared of any noise that happens. He’s terrified of Razzle because of how violent he can get, he hates him too. Dazzle cries a lot, he cries until he can’t everyday. Dazzle wishes he could just die already, he thinks everything is scary and out to get him.

Shrimpo is thought to be a patient that had anger issues and aggressive tendencies. According to Dandy, he was admitted for being violent in public, although this is only part of the fake story that Dandy gave him. Shrimpo was forced to get a lobotomy, unethical but who cares. Dandy sure didn’t.

He’s still in the recovery phase, so he might be a bit loopy. Once those bandages are off, he’ll be as right as rain. Shrimpo is a wanderer around the hospital as he’s no longer a threat. He’s allowed to leave his room and go out in the play yard but only if a nurse is with him.

Shrimpo doesn’t really have much going for him. His thoughts are scrambled and he only cares for things in front of him. Although the lobotomy made him more passive, it doesn’t mean he’s any better in terms of motivation. Shrimpo certainly has no drive for anything anymore, he doesn’t mind but it gets in the way of his health as well. The staff needs to remind him to go to the dining room to eat or to go take a shower, because otherwise he’ll forget.

Boxten was made to believe that he has had problems with insomnia ever since he was little, of course it’s not true. He takes sleeping pills and melatonin, but it only seems to worsen his nightmares. This makes him skip his doses to avoid sleeping, repeating the cycle over and over.

Boxten is afraid of imaginary things that might get him. He thinks they’ve already in his head, eating away at his brain and giving him nightmares. Of course the only thing the nurses can see is his music box. Boxten has lost all trust in the staff since they couldn’t see or feel the things he can.

In my original notes, it said that Boxten might have psychosis.

Well that’s all the once I’ve drawn, I don’t really have the motivation to make every single toon. I have a couple of ideas though

— Goob somehow survived a terrible accident, but both his arms needed to be amputated making him armless. He suffers from brain damage and internal bleeding. He doesn’t seem to have any change in his personality, still as joyful as ever. Maybe it’s a coping mechanism

— Tisha has severe OCD which damages her mental health. She’s constantly worried about everything that happens around her, making her super aware of her surroundings. She could be a danger to herself and others as she sometimes has very aggressive thoughts but can’t control her actions. She unintentionally hurts herself because of her OCD, such as washing her hands so many times that they start to bleed.

Not for a toon, but I did have an idea for an added addition to the hospital. Maybe there’s a twisted reform center where the staff try and heal twisteds back to their normal self. They would clean the ichor from them but since the ichor is also inside of them their personalities don’t change as much. Twisteds such as Finn and R&D might be too far gone though, they would have to be disabled for life. I might draw this idea because I think it’s kind of cool, I definitely will if people also think this is interesting.

[deer-diary-from-hell]

Redesigned all of the Dandy world (+my take on the game)

”But Liam/deer didn’t you alr posted these-“

you didn’t see anything.

HEADCANONING TIME WWOOOOO

I like to think that ALMOST all of the toons just think they’re just playing a game of tag while collecting ichor like it’s a “capture the flag” thing. It’s in their blood (or ichor) to just be a bunch of childish and playful creatures, they are MADE for kids so it’s not really out of character of them to NOT think that twisteds are dangerous let alone kill them which cause them to see things differently (literally)

(still talking about this👆) If you start the game at first it’s all bright and colorful like something you would see out of a kid’s show, there’s happy music playing in the background all fun and games! Until you get hit by a twisted and lose a heart. Thats when the reality kicks in. Music stops as the colors slowly go back to the sad reality of an abandoned studio/daycare. These twisteds weren’t playing.. they were trying to kill you. This effect is irreversible even if you go back to full health. The shine in their eyes are gone. They aren’t laughing anymore, this isn’t funny. They’re scared.

(Note to self, each toon will have a traumatized look on their face after getting injured and will stay traumatized even after being healed+also applies to a toon when they witness a death of another toon)

I like to think that the twisted are like a “Failed” version of a toon, a toon that wasn’t the exact replica of itself so, it was locked away in the underground as it contorts into it’s biggest flaw(s) might design the twisteds if I feel like it.

If a toon witnessed another toon getting hit they’ll still be oblivious but concerned for their fellow friend

The twisteds prob growls and snarls due to their throats being filled with nothing but ichor, constantly leaking from their mouths as they try to kill you out of jealousy that YOU don’t get to be thrown away like a broken toy and instead cherished by children while they were called a mistake and now you’re going to experience the same pain they went through.

on a lighter note, the toons stole the clothes they’re wearing from the lost and found shortly after being abandoned and threw away their old clothes.

dandy needs those tapes so he doesn’t turn into a twisted. He wants to protect his friends from himself.

Ichor while being dangerous can be used to bring back a dead toon, only dandy knows this. Fortunately (or unfortunately) the toon doesn’t remember how they died after being revived

All toons are asexual. (Gets booed off the stage)

Do you think toons are desperate for interactions after being abandoned for god knows how long.

Astro, Vee and Shelly are the ones who don’t have the “fake reality” sight going on and knows that they’re actually in danger although for Shelly she’s sorta in denial (and ig Teagan and Rodger too? But the both of them just thinks that the twisteds aren’t really that dangerous and thought they wont kill their fellow toons)

might add more hcs soon but prob in later posts

Guys please ask for hcs for any toons you like please I’m begging on my knees I’LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING.

[eclipseberrycake]

Poly! MoonBerryCake x Reader

I took some inspiration from @huneybeen who wrote this first so please please dont hate me but I've been thinking about them for the past 3 days and I needed to word vomit.

...K thanks bye.

Divider Credit: @sister-lucifer

☁ The dynamic of this alone is something I'd like to touch on especially because it's so fun to me.

☁ I imagine if anything the reader would be a common toon, so that changed things. You have two mains, Astro and Sprout, and two commons, yourself and Cosmo.

☁ You and Cosmo probably meet first because of that. You get close because of similar interests and stay close during runs.

☁ To add an extra layer to this, imagine Distactor! Reader too? Licking my fingers at this.

☁ Cosmo thought he had just gotten a new friend! He loves giving them treats and using them as a taste tester and even taking naps together wherever possible! It's great!

☁ Until...it's not? Why are you taking off? Why do the trinkets hooked onto your belt look suspiciously like the ones Goob and Tisha are known to use? Why are you actively getting the Twisteds attention?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

☁ The first time he sees you distract is a little stressful for poor Cosmo. The second you're back in the elevator and it clinks shut, he is whirling on you and demanding an explanation.

☁ He's so exasperated that he's left speechless when you simply smile up at him, still high off adrenaline, while talking a mile a minute about how much fun that was.

☁....Are you insane?

☁ That being said, after the fact, Cosmo is literally your personal healer. He is constantly fighting Toodles the other toons for heals, not for himself, not really, but so he's never left with nothing to give you.

☁ That's probably when he realizes he has an initial crush on you. He's mid-way through using a med-kit on you, on a floor high enough he can see the running starting to effect you. You're sluggish and fatigued and can't chug pop fast enough. It makes his chest ache at the sight before he's swallowing his nerves and wrapping his arms around you.

☁ "You're doing great. Thank you for the work you do."

☁ Feeling you melt against him made every grueling floor worth it in that moment. The draining yank of his own health leaving him to go to you through every new treat was far beyond repaid. He would do it a million times over for you if only for a smidge chance at this moment again.

☁ The run was finished soon after that, and you were quick to express your thanks towards him after that. Safe to say, if you thought he was clingy before, that was nothing. It's like he literally took an invisible chain and connected it between you two and you just haven't found it yet.

☁ He's always there with a smile and a treat and a snuggle if time and twisteds permit.

☁ Now, some world building for ya. I imagine that the OG Twisteds of the mains you see, are the real mains until that research is completed. Then Dandy lets you purchase an...un-twist antidote or something and that's when they come back. It's fun to me >:(.

☁ Following this, most people are gonna assume Sprout comes first.

☁ WRONG. I got Astro first so guess whose coming back. Astro.

☁ When Astro comes back, he's evidently shaken by the whole ordeal. The mains probably didn't know the commons overly well unless they were explicitly paired together. Like Sprout and Cosmo in that one animation, or Glisten and Vee, etc. Astro isn't seen with any commons, as far as I know, so he's probably a little lost and feels like an outsider.

☁ While he's recovering he's banned from any runs. Point blank period. However, that means he's alone while the commons are all out scavenging for research.

☁ Guess who comes in? Guess :)

☁ It's you!

☁ Unlike Cosmo, there are other distracting toons. Tisha and Goob both are more than happy to take some shifts while you stay back to recover yourself. Unfortunately, there's only one Cosmo, so he's left going on the runs as a healer and leaving you behind. You always see him off though, giving him pecks on the cheek before he's stepping into the elevator.

☁ You take the time to wander through Gardenview, eyeing each room as you pass before blinking at the infirmary. The new toon was in there.

☁ Astro half expected you to just continue on, regardless of if he was there or not. He was fine on his own, even if it wasn't his favorite. It reminded him too much of when he was... Of before.

☁ But you poked the top of your head in the doorway, your eyes being the only part of you visible. He blinked at the action, making eye contact. Your head tilted at the action and his own mirrored it. It made you giggle as you disappeared back around the door.

☁ Despite it, Astro found himself smiling at the action. what an odd toon you were.

☁ He never heard your footsteps disappear however, stunning himself when you popped your eyes back in, gleaming with mischief. The rest of you stepped in right after, pressing a finger to your lips with a humorous little wink. "Wanna sneak into the kitchen and steal some cookies?"

☁ Needless to say, he found himself in the kitchen, sitting beside you with a cookie jar shaped like a suspicious, rainbow petal'd plant sat between you munching on cookies that looked a little too familiar for comfort.

☁ You filled the silence whenever something popped into your brain, talking about things you felt he should know for whatever reason. He now knew all about Rodger and Glisten and Teagan's tension, which he wouldn't have guessed, and all about Gigi's...problem with misplaced objects. He even knew about your own rumors that laid hushed in the walls, spoken like they were about someone else.

☁ "Yeah! People keep saying Cosmo and I are a thing but he's never asked so until then, that's a no."

☁ He hummed at the time, even if some part of him felt a bit relieved at the information.

☁ By the time he was cleared to go on runs, you were bouncing up and down by his side excitedly, trinkets clinking from where you had hooked them onto your waist, with Cosmo excitedly grinning behind you.

☁ He liked seeing you two like that.

☁ Now. Sprout. Mr. Seedly.

☁ He's last to join. Astro helps with this tremendously. When you're downed from a surprise Shrimpo attack, clutching your arm as Ichor pooled over, Cosmo is quick to try and jump in to help, only for a twisted clone of himself to turn and lock in onto him.

☁ As much as I love to proclaim "Distractor! Cosmo!" he's not actually a distractor. So, he has to run to lose the twisteds quickly before getting bit himself. This is where Astro comes in. Not only does he quickly re-energize both you and Cosmo, he is able to give you a momentary heal, letting you run off, air horn blazing, while hiding in the back to turn his attention to Cosmo.

☁ Whatever pieces you or Cosmo may lose, Astro picks up. Yet, not all of them seem to click into place just yet.

☁ When the elevator stills and you all hear the telltale steps, Astro is quick to grab your shoulders and spit all sorts of warnings. "Watch the tentacles. You'll know where they're going to appear. Don't try to test them. It's not worth it." "He's slow but don't take that for advantage. He will find a way to keep up." "Ignore every other twisted. We can handle them."

☁ Blinking, he watched you slowly nod before blinking and giving a much more firm acknowledgement. "Understood."

☁ When the elevators opened, Astro watched as you quickly got Sprout's attention, darting around a budding pile of ichor before sharply turning the other way. The reason why quickly became apparent when a twisted Teagan turned the corner, which Goob quickly took away.

☁ Nodding to himself, Astro found himself turning to face Cosmo, who looked terrified at the what just happened. Did he look that way when Astro was...That way with him? He hoped not.

☁ Frowning, he gripped his blanket tighter before letting out a breath, extending one of his hands through the opening towards Cosmo. The other looked at it with wide eyes before his eyes upturned to look at Astro's. "I'll stay with you the entire time."

☁ They had to follow you after all.

☁ They stayed a good distance away from where you and Goob were distracting (which was rather entertaining to watch actually), grabbing capsules wherever possible and tossing healing treats to you both as you passed.

☁ It was a rather seamless process actually up until the elevator timer began, sending the other toons of the squad running. Cosmo, who had been waiting for Astro to finish the last machine, seemed to halt before Astro was urging him forward, steeling himself to stay behind. "They'll run out of stamina before getting to the elevator. We'll be fine!"

☁ Albeit hesitantly, Cosmo did turn and run, finding safety next to Rodger while Astro stayed a ways away outside. Goob was quick to return, free of twisteds, but looking no less stressed. "They were far! Sprout cut off their exit!" Goob quickly explained, twiddling his fingers in front of him.

☁ Astro nodded before instructing him to stand in the elevator as well just in case.

☁ As the seconds ticked down, Astro was seconds away from stepping just far enough to remain out of Goob's range just in case when you came skidding around a corner. He could tell you were running on low as you kept looking back, narrowly avoiding Sprout's clawed grasp. Waiting until you were close enough, he let his power thrum along the ground, watching as you immediately perked up.

☁ Goob took this as a signal, or maybe you gave him one, as you quickly moved to push Astro forward, right into the awaiting arms as you continued towards the elevator. Just as the elevator began to close, you dove, making it just under the steel metal as it slammed shut behind you.

☁ You were panting as you laid on the ground, the entire elevator silent save for your heavy breaths and the sound of Dandy preparing for his arrival.

☁ Cosmo was quick to jump onto you, hurling threats of no more heals if you ever tried anything like that ever again. You took it with grace, gently resting a hand on his head as he cried into your shoulder. Your eyes angled back, catching his and extending your free hand. "You can't fool me. I know that scared you too."

☁ If Astro moved forward to take your hand, sitting close enough to you his knees brushed your shoulders.

☁ You had gotten what you needed though, evident with the glower Dandy shot at you, hidden behind a plastic smile.

☁ Getting Sprout back was harder than getting Astro back, admittedly. You had explained that when getting a main back, you kept most of the toons behind simply for everyone's sake. Distractors, Cosmo and fast extractors was where you drew the line.

☁ Which Astro understood. But didn't like. However, that being said, his power made him a valuable asset, which he used to argue his point. When you acquiesced, he nearly cheered, triumphantly trekking into the elevator with Cosmo by his side.

☁ To say this was like the previous runs, but on some sort of crack would be an understatement. It was fast. It was grueling. It was a thing of constant motion with machines constantly being done and the elevator a repeating pattern of opening and closing.

☁ There were no jokes like usual. There was no chatting. There was a new tension among the people in the elevator, simply waiting for the countdown before starting it all over again.

☁ Cosmo ensured he stuck beside Astro the entire time, remaining a rock the entire time while you were busy. They kept close enough they could rush to you should the need arise, and have a few times, but stayed within hands reach of each other.

☁ By the time they reached floor 24, with all of you tired and injured to some extent, the sound of his steps were both a welcome reprieve and a dreaded expectation.

☁ You were the one trusted with the serum, clutching it tightly as you glared at the elevator before you were turning to look at Cosmo and Astro over your shoulder. "Stay safe, please. Don't wait for me."

☁ It was a harrowing ask, but not one they could linger on as the elevator opened and you took off.

☁ But then the lights went out.

☁ And then they heard Sprout let out a shrill roar signaling he spotted you.

☁ Then they heard the snarling of Pebble signaling he too also spotted you.

☁ That was all they needed before the group of them dispersed, eager to complete the machines as quick as possible before you paid the price for their lack of action.

☁ One by one each ticked off before the elevator was reopening and they all rushed back to the elevator. Goob, Cosmo and Astro stood right up at the lip of the elevator, eyes darting for you. You appeared much quicker, both Pebble and Sprout on your heels as you did.

☁ You dropped a quick smoke bomb, loosing both of their attentions as you quickly rounded around a counter. Pebble let out a snarl as he ran off in the other direction. He didn't get far before hearing you move and it was like a movie.

☁ You moved, launching at Sprout with the Serum poised and ready while Pebble snarled, rushing to catch you. You managed to catch Sprout, digging the spout of the needle into his neck before being chucked off, making you scramble as you quickly darted back around the counter. Astro let his power thrum as Goob snapped his arms out, Cosmo catching you as you ran into the elevator while Goob's arms snapped back. The elevator snapped shut as Glisten moved to end the run and send the elevator back up, both you and Cosmo moving to where Goob cradled an ichor riddle body.

☁ You quickly let Cosmo do what he needed too, diverging to wrap your arms around Astro, who's eyes were locked onto Sprout.

☁ He spent the night with you and Cosmo, both of which he dragged out of your rooms to sleep in his that night.

☁ Sprout's recovery is quicker than Astro's, as he's a toon made for healing. He's up and bitching before any of you can stop him.

☁ Cosmo is his first stop, duh, they're canonically very close, with Astro a close second as he would know the other main. But you? Sprout's got no idea who you are.

☁ So he's a little stand-offish. He sees you interacting with Cosmo and sees you with Astro, and both seem to thoroughly enjoy your company, but he also saw you when he was a twisted.

☁ You were a dumbass if he had anything to say about it.

☁ You'd see someone way down a hallway and risk running into a wall to avoid them getting maybe even possibly spotted. He'd seen you eat enough chocolate bars to make him sake just to stay just in front of Pebble. He'd seen you slip on a stray jumper cable only to get right back up and do the same thing when you rounded around.

☁ He wasn't sure he wanted that rubbing off on him.

☁ But you stuck around. When Cosmo wanted to bake, you were the first to get a bit of the final product. When Astro wanted a nap, you were right there with a blanket, acting as a pillow while you napped with him.

☁ Even on runs, you were quick to come to his aid, taking back the twisteds once he'd gotten his aggro-tapes. All with a stupid smile.

☁ He kind of hated that smile.

☁ Man this is getting LONGGG

☁ Anyway, how would you and Sprout bond? Uh, the common denominators silly!

☁ You were injured on a previous run, bad enough to warrant bed rest decrees from both Cosmo AND Astro. Lucky you!

☁ Sprout had only been cleared for basic runs and this was another possible retrieval run, which you heavily protested against with not only you injured but your second healer still on probation.

☁ Still, they went on with it. You and Sprout were left in the infirmary, awkward silence settling between you. Neither of you knew what to say from there. Your buffers were gone.

☁ With a huff, you sat up, running a hand down your face before turning to face Sprout. Who was watching you.

☁ He watched you like a hawk, watching as you swung your feet off the bed and slowly stood like a shaky new born fawn. "Cosmo's not gonna like that."

☁ You snorted at him, falling back onto the bed only to try again. Sprout's eyes narrowed as he scoffed. "Astro's not gonna like it either."

☁ You snorted again, finally finding your standing before turning to look at him, narrowing your eyes at him. "Are you coming with me to get cookies or not?"

☁ ...well, he can't say he didn't warn you. He did follow you to go get treats, acting as a crutch along the way simply for the reason he didn't want to wait for you to hobble along.

☁ That was the only reason.

☁ By the time you both got to the kitchen, munching on treats, you had picked up a fun back and forth with each other, trading quips as you dug into the cookie jar once more. You pulled out the last cookie, offering it to him.

☁ He looked at it before shaking his head, only for you to roll your eyes and split it in two. He took it with a grumble, scoffing. "I made them I can make more."

☁ "Gonna make them with Astro's face again?" You shot back with a grin, nibbling onto your own half.

☁ He gave an affronted gasp before the ding of the elevator was making you both look over, Sprout giving you a hand to welcome back the group. They hadn't been gone very long, so it either went very well or not well at all.

☁ It turned out be neither. The run had been called as they were unable to fall into a rhythm and Scraps and Brightney had gotten into quite the altercation.

☁ Both you and Sprout find yourselves looked for Cosmo and Astro, only to find them chatting near the entrance, completely fine. There's a moment between you and hi m, where you both side eye each other before you're reaching out and shoving him. Without trinkets you two are practically the same speed, only he has you outmatched with stamina.

☁ Which was his only hope as he stumbled, not expecting the dirty play, watching you take off towards them. He quickly caught up trying to shove you only for you to dodge him with a laugh.

☁ He knew he should've distracted more. He had gotten complacent with Pebble and was now paying the price for it. He should've known you were a dirty filthy cheater. He should've guessed.

☁ In a last ditch effort he launched himself at you, making you squawk as you both rolled forward, giving both Cosmo and Astro little time before the two of you collided into them sending the four of you into a heap of undignified limbs and cackles.

☁ I spent that entire time just developing that omfg and its already long. sobbing.

☁ Anyway how y'all get together is gonna be TBD bc my head is hurty and my tummy is empty. ~<3

[mmmbored]

SQUID GAME X DANDYS WORLD

Squid Game Spoilers!! Or kinda!! Idk!! Also horrible formatting on my end!! Also fruitcake!! And a final thing, death!! So consider it is clearly a bit dark since yknow squid game but yeah it's a half baked au that came to me while I was on the toilet

Sprout wouldn't really say he was forced into doing this game at all,the goal was to clear his very much brink of financial ruin debt. He would be considered someone quite easily an avid dreamer with the goal of having a rather easy life. At least it would be easy by his standards, as it would be something he'd be happy waking up to doing everyday; he really wanted to start up a baking business, open a cute little shop and just put smiles onto faces of everyone in the town.

But, being a fucking IDIOT, he follows under his only parent's incessant demands to file a bunch of loans to go to college and become some sort of medic. With his parent who should give some sort of assist to him doesn't, now without a job and already close to having filed for bankruptcy, a strange man in a suit gets him to join this game. As player 067, they only referred to others by their player number. Not being told they were at a risk for death, it certainly came as a shock when toons were being gunned down in a seemingly harmless game children play 'Red Light, Green Light'.

Not even a game later, he's gotten to know the names of some of the players he's sort of fallen into a group with. More notably the person he pickpocketed being Player 456, Vee V1, a failure of a gameshow host who went millions in debt, Player 199, Shelly Fossilian and player 218, Astro Novalite. This current game was tug of war and the toons had to go find people to pair up with, there is where he met with player 240, a swiss roll toon that seemed rather timid or didn't care for conversing with many people.

His name was Cosmo. Like normal, as the games progressed, they were never told of the games they were playing beforehand, so they had to adapt whenever they could. Sprout and Cosmo both teamed up before they knew it they were told that the toons eachother paired with had to compete in a game of marbles however they decide to play it.

With ten minutes on the timer, the two had time to talk. "What were you even here for again?" Cosmo asks Sprout, looking at him up and down, specifically at his number 067. The taller toon, slightly uneasy at the thought of sharing it, adjusts his shirt just barely before looking to the side.

"Loan debt. I was in medical school, dropped out," He responds bitterly, Cosmo having a shocked look on his face before giggling just a little. Turning his head and shooting the swiss roll a glare, Sprout asks incredously "What?" Almost as if he was embarrassed.

"I was actually in medical school too," Cosmo tells Sprout with a sweet smile. "Its expensive but god...i hate it. I mean I'd probably be getting kicked out of that school if I make it out of here for my absences but you know...at least I could pay it off," He shrugs, leaning against the wall and putting his hands in his pockets, Sprout leaning against the wall too in a sort of mimic fashion to Cosmo.

"Then why are you here?"

Letting out a hum, he answers "A guy was feeling particularly greedy after I saved his life when he wrecked his car into mine after I drove past his vehicle. He was unconscious as I pulled him out of the car and had to do CPR on him so that way he was conscious. However, he decides the best course of action is to sue me so...." Clicking his tongue, Cosmo just shrugs as if that it is what it is, his eyes hiding a undercurrent of anger and how pissed he was.

He was a little surprised though at Sprout's angered face regarding it. "That bastard, why are people like that?" He hisses lowly, kicking one of his shoes into the dirt. Cosmo tilted his head.

"It is what it is-"

"No!" Sprout scolds Cosmo immediately for that line of thought. Saying it is what it is is sounding like he's just accepting it as it is, not wanting to get any sort of retribution. "That's not right! The fact the courts actually agreed with him too-" the strawberry was about to go on a whole rant.

"What? You gonna fight him for me? Thanks to the lawsuit I know where he lives," Cosmo joked, smiling just as bright as the sun.

"You know what? Fuck it, give me his address. I'll beat the shit out of him for you," The strawberry actually encourages, earning a chuckle being forced out of the two in a tense situation where other players are dying not that far from them depending on who won or not.

After a moment of silence, Cosmo started talking again. "I really loved baking when I was little." Sprout turns his head to Cosmo to give him his full attention. Cosmo continues, "Its what the dalgona game reminded me of. I know it's a silly childish thing," He smiles a bit sheepishly, the tone of voice embarrassed. "...but I did want to have a bakery at some point. I didnt really pursue that much, but I still carried on baking as some sort of hobby...making a bunch of cute little sweet treats...ah...." He looks down at his shoes, his sort of smiling carefree-ish expression fell. Sprout turns his head to the side before coughing into his arm.

"Seedly." He coughed into his arm. Cosmo turns his head to look up at Sprout. Sprout faces Cosmo. "Well....since we were sharing things that were apparently childish, I figured I may as well tell you my last name."

Cosmo slowly blinks. "Oh wow you're serious." He spoke. "But a last name isn't childish-"

"So a childhood dream isn't stupid!" Sprout exclaims, pointing at Cosmo. "But the last name is stupid though. End of discussion about seedly," He concludes. Truly, Sprout must have angered the gods to have been forcefully given a surname just as ridiculous as Seedly.

Not even a second to wait, Sprout continues on his spiel,"I basically wanted to try to start a bakery too. My only parent basically just told me to go to medical school, that dream was stupid. I mean I was still wanting to do that, but I filled out a bunch of loans and then poof," Sprout made a pop sound with his lips. Cosmo looks at the timer up on the higher wall. 5 minutes. They got 5 minutes left practically.

"You know what?" Sprout ends up speaking up again not before long, Cosmo looking at Sprout again, giving him his full attention. "We could definetely start something good together too. Like starting a bakery together." He entertains the thought so easily like it just feels right and the suggestion falls out of his mouth before he even knew it, the swiss rolls eyes widening as if he couldn't imagine the thought that someone would want to do something like that with him. A friend.

Taking a deep breath, Cosmo looks at the wall in front of them. "I tried being incredibly nice to people in school. I like....would you call it the forgotten friend?" Sprout frowns as Cosmo continues talking. "I never really had any friends growing up. That's technically all I'm saying. Well--" He pauses. "I mean i did have friends. But they weren't close. They weren't close friends that you were constantly going to eachothers house every night, not falling asleep after playing video games until 3 am. I was alone a lot. The teacher calls for us to be in groups, I was the 4th person left out of a 3 person group. I had no one at my birthdays beside my parents, but always people kept asking me for stuff," Cosmo shared incredibly quietly, Sprout quiet as well. Cosmo forced out a laugh. "I guess that carried into my adult life too."

"I was sort of called the 'mom' of the group," He meekly shares. "It was because my friends described me as more overprotective of everybody." That was all he could ever share as a response to that. Cosmo smiles wider at that, it was the sort of smile that reached the eyes.

"I can tell. I certainly feel not very alone in these 10 minutes," Cosmo says with a smile, the two toons looking up at a timer. 2 minute, 30 seconds.

"Well i guess we should get started huh?" Cosmo steps forward. "We toss a marble and whoever crosses the line wins right? Whoever gets the most out of three also wins if we both cross the line however if one of us doesn't make it then the person automatically wins." Sprout nods in confirmation.

Taking the first turn, Sprout throws the marble and quickly, it lands past the line he had to make it past. Sprout gulps a little, leaning against the wall as he watches Cosmo take his own turn, but his heart actually drops when Cosmo tosses the marble aside.

"Woops," He carelessly says in a sing-songy voice, the marble landing far away from the goal line.

"Toss it again," Sprout tells Cosmo, immediately walking to stand in front of the swiss roll. Cosmo doesn't move to do anything. "Toss it AGAINWHATTHE FUCK WAS THAT?!" Sprout grabs Cosmo by the shirt.

Quietly, Cosmo spoke, "I got nothing left,really." He tells Sprout. "One of us wasn't gonna make it-" He grunts when Sprout lightly hits Cosmo against the wall.

"I don't care! Throw it again!" Sprout snaps. Cosmo looking up at Sprout with a somewhat empty yet somehow warm expression, says the following;

"Start up your bakery. Put a bunch of smiles on people's faces if they enjoy what you make," Cosmo whispers, Sprout trembling as he slowly let's go of Cosmo, tears being held back. Cosmo, internally, was at peace that he found someone that seemed to actually care about him genuinely in such a short period.

Sprout hears the guard coming up from behind them, the announcements came on.

'Player 067, pass.'

Sprout knew he had to go. The guard began to escort Sprout, his back facing the swiss roll as another guard took its place beside Cosmo as Cosmo watched Sprout walk off.

"Hey Sprout!" Cosmo called out, Sprout stopping in place. He didnt dare turn around. "Thank you...." his smile falters, but he forces the smile to stay. "Thank you for being my friend."

Sprout flinches when the gunshot rang in the air and then the thud of a corpse falling onto the ground.

'Player 240 eliminated.'

[buttermander]

So i envisioned an animatic depicting the origins of the ichor operation in my head despite having no idea how to make one

So i discovered Scylla from EPIC: the musical and my mind somehow devised a possible animatic idea for it, even though I don't how to make animatics. Bascially it has the very start of Dandy's little ichor operation and stuff with a few toons surviving. I can describe what I saw

So Dandy has called all the toons to a lower floor but didn't tell them the reason for it, but they all went with it since he's the defacto leader after Gardenview closed. Astro is uneasy as his psychic abilities seem to have given him visions in his sleep of something bad happening. When everyone gets to the spot they find a strange closed door before the intercom comes on , with Dandy's voice greeting them ( represented by the " Hello... " ). Suddenly the door begins to burst open before something builds up behind it, until a massive literal flood of ichor emerges, Astro tells everyone to run for their lives ( " ROW FOR YOUR LIVES!! ") .. running back to the elevator based on his premonition, but the others misinterpret the warning at first, instead moving to climb on top of objects to avoid the flood. Several toons get caught ( Sprout, Finn, Pebble, etc ) as the tide pulls them under. A few other toons ( Boxten . Poppy , Vee , Goob , Scraps , Rodger, Toodles) notice Astro running to the elevator and quickly leave the high ground to follow, unknowingly saving themselves.

Here shots would lime up to a different line

" Drown in your sorrow and fears " , - Sprout is caught in the flood and he and Cosmo desperately reach for each other, only for Sprout to sink under

" Choke on your blood and your tears " - Finn manages to stay afloat with his life jacket trying to swim to the others, only for the ichor to form into hands to push him under

" Bleed till you run out of years " - The other toons watch Pebble and a few others sinking in the tide unable to save the rock, the aformented toons notice Astro running and move to follow.

" We must do what it takes to Survive " - The group fleeing to the elevator keeps running and then it cuts to Cosmo finding Sprout's scarf in the tide, approaching trying to save his best friend only for a massive black claw to reach from the depths and grab him

Now the second verse reveals why Astro ran to the elevator based on his vision. Those caught in the tide are now twisteds attacking those on the high ground with their backs turned to a wall. Again the different lines correlate to a shot

" Give up your honor and faith " - Twisted Sprout grabs Cosmo , holding him by his neck before plunging him into the ichor

" Live out your life as a wraith " - Twisted Finn moves through the tide of ichor like a shark on the hunt before leaping out and grabbing Shrimpo , pulling him under.

" Die in the blood where you bathe " - Twisted Pebble stands over a pile of victims in the tide, currently carrying Scraps in his teeth who sacrificed herself to save Goob. Other twisteds are attacking remaining survivors in the background.

" We must do what it takes to survive " - the others continue running only for Rodger to have to let himself get grabbed to prevent the beasts that were once fellow toons from harming Toodles, the survivors ( Astro , Boxten, Poppy , Toodles , Goob , Vee ) make it into the elevator at the last minute before the residual flood or the twisteds, both the initial ones and the victims reanimated by the ichor can manage to claim them. ( The six survivors parallel the 6 deaths that occur in the actual musical during the song )

The animatic ends with the others mourning as Astro begins to feel guilt that he could have warned everyone else far earlier and stopped this from happening. Vee moves over and tries to reassure the fellow main toon as the group is left to descend to another floor as the song ends

Yeah I thought this entire concept in my dang head without being capable of making it.... what is wrong with me?!?! If this post does inspire you and try and make the concept for yourself than go hecking ahead, this song works too well for the beginning of the ichor operation.

[rawrmoona]

whats ur flowerberry headcanons.. if u have any. i literally love ur art of them and their dynamic... theyre so toxic yaoi i need them both dead. I need to know literally everything u think abt their dynamic, ramble to me girl (kicks feet)

Omg someone actually asking about my flowerberry headcanons!!! (Yapper alert btw)

So, I have a bunch of hcs I cooked with a friend of mine while we were yapping about their dynamic and like, they're so toxic yaoi it's insane, but to talk about it maybe I need to give some context for my own hcs about the characters themselves?

Sprout, for example, is my baby—literally my favorite toon in the group. And, just like every character I love, he's become a target for my cruelty. I’ve given him issues with validation and expressing his own emotions. Most of his interactions with other toons come across as indifferent or awkward—except, of course, when it comes to Cosmo. But why does he act this way?

I imagine Sprout's toonhandler was neglectful, emotionally distant, or even caused emotional scars by using guilt-tripping tactics, placing all the blame on him whenever things didn’t go as planned in their schedule.

This led Sprout to develop a deep need to always give his best, while simultaneously distancing himself from others out of fear of showing vulnerability. Whenever he cried or expressed dissatisfaction, he was ignored. Everything changed when Cosmo was created (and I have a headcanon that, except for the main toons, most others were created much later). For the first time, Sprout had someone he felt safe expressing himself to—someone who wouldn't judge him.

Meanwhile, Dandy was always well-loved. In a way, he's a "nepobaby" because of Delilah, being her favorite and all. He never really cared much about anyone besides Astro and Pebble—not that he outright ignored the other mains, but Shelly is forgettable (sorry Shelly <3), Vee and Dandy have a rivalry that Vee herself started, and Sprout, despite intriguing Dandy, always felt too distant.

When the incident happened (the one that led to Garden View being shut down), Dandy was forced to step up, take charge, and lead the Ichor operation to give the toons a chance at survival after their creators abandoned them. This put an immense amount of pressure on him, pushing him further away from the others, except Astro. Astro was the only one who knew a secret Dandy had been hiding from everyone else. However, in the end, Astro told someone Vee about it, which pushed Dandy to take a drastic action.

This cost Dandy the long lasting friendship he had with Astro, leaving him completely alone. He lost the one person he thought he could trust and now had to deal with all that pressure by himself. Eventually, an idea came to him, and he decided to open up to Sprout—a toon who already didn’t think very highly of him, as Dandy always came across as a bit arrogant or overconfident.

But hearing Dandy’s vulnerability during his confession caused Sprout to relate to him. In turn, this prompted Sprout to open up as well, sharing his own experiences. What began as simple curiosity from Dandy's side quickly turned into genuine fascination—so much so that he became slightly obsessed with Sprout.

I even drew a comic some time ago exploring this dynamic, with Dandy’s growing obsession and how his feelings evolved.

(Swear alert btw)

Anyways this is how it started for me, Dandy is a freak.

And naturally manipulative too; he enjoys being in control of situations. With the growing affection he began developing for Sprout, Dandy subtly worked to position himself as a safe space for Sprout to open up, much like Cosmo once was for him. I imagine that Cosmo became a twisted before Sprout did (something that may or may not have been part of Dandy’s plan). With Cosmo's "death," Sprout found himself even more drawn to Dandy, seeking solace and support.

And so, the two of them developed this strange, tangled relationship—a mix of love and emotional comfort, with both becoming deeply dependent on one another.

Now for actual HCS (sorry for the massive text to give context lol)

Dandy pretty much admires Sprout a lot for being so hardworking, but also he hates the fact he keeps pushing himself too much to the point of exhaustion, so he needs to remind him everytime to take a break.

Sprout is naturally very caring, tho when they started to actually date he didn't knew exactly how to treat Dandy, because he knew how much that flower was pampered before they were even this close. So he acts skittish sometimes (Dandy finds that very cuuute).

As they started to hang out more they also teached each other their hobbies, Sprout showing Dandy how to properly bake (even if he still makes a mess once in a while) and Dandy teached him gardening; they both enjoy it a lot.

Based on the current trinkets I like using on Sprout (Dandy Plush/Veemote) I like thinking they got each other's plushies after a while, Dandy 'cus he probably has easier acess to the floors than the others and Sprout got his from the gift shop map.

After what Astro did, even if he does trust Sprout to be handling his insecurities and stuff, Dandy definetly doesn't want to tell him full details of his studies on Ichor. He surely still keeping a lot of secrets from him... He likes thinking it's for Sprout's own sake too, the studies are kinda maddening him slowly. Dandy definetly likes being the big spoon.

Sprout is mostly the one that goes looking for Dandy to hang out too (not that Dandy doesn't do that).

Dandy loves using petnames, Sprout wasn't that found of, specially because he thinks these quirky nicknames are for "mocking" ("Berryboy", which isn't mocking, Sprout just can't let go of Sam's treatment).

And I guess that's all for now? Not sure...

Expect me posting more Flowerberry in the future.

[glisten-the-gay-mirror]

Why hello there!~

It's me, the one and only Glisten!~ I found out that there are a lot of fans of mine on this site, and so Vee (with the help of her adorable Toon Handler) kindly helped me set up an account!~

I've opened my ask box to you, dearest fans, so you can understand more about the fabulous mirror himself~ ✨✨✨

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I-Is anyone there?

H-Hey it's Glisten... I don't h-have much time but... Please... Just don't leave me... I don't want to be alone... It hurts...

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((OOC FROM HERE ON OUT!))

Hey! The creator here!

You can just call me Newt, or Ash. I don't mind. This is a fictionkin blog where you can ask Glisten/Twisted Glisten, one of my highest kins. Unfortunately, Tumblr is a wild place so I'm gonna have to lay down some ground rules.

- No heavy gore or NSFW

I'm a minor and I don't need creeps on this blog. Please be humane. I don't mind keeping things light (e.g light mentions of gore, flirting, innuendos) but if things get too out of hand I won't answer the ask.

- No forcing me into ships or into shipping anyone

This is a kin blog so obviously I have memories of being Glisten as well as thoughts and opinions on certain characters. While you're allowed to ship what you want, please don't drag me into things. You're allowed to ask me about my opinions on certain ships but please don't harass me.

- No toxicity

If I see any harassment, arguments or just any toxicity in general, be prepared to pack your bags and disappear just like bald Dandy's hairline. A happy ask blog means a happy creator and I don't want to get mad at anyone.

- DNI Criteria:

Okay I think you know the drill. Pedophiles, zoophiles, homophobes, anti-kin, transphobes, literally any hater on the LGBTQ+/Kin communities.

Now that the bad stuff is out of the way:

Who's available for asks?

Glisten ((always speaks in pink))

Twisted Glisten ((always speaks in red))

Who runs this blog?

@madoumonogatarirunelord

Any ships?

I am indeed a Rodger kisser (Rodger x Glisten)

I think that's it

Is the ask box open?

Yes!!!

Oh btw all asks will be answered as Glisten unless you specifically state that you want to talk to both, Twisted Glisten, or if it's OOC.

[ask-plip-the-raincloud]

20 with Plip and another oc (doesn’t matter if yours or not, just maybe tag the owner of the oc)

#20: punched them (Under the cut for length. I may have cooked a bit too much with this one oop

“T-This floor is.. Eerily quiet..”

“..Yeah, it is.”

The sudden voice nearly made Plip jump to the ceiling, causing Vee to chuckle a bit in response.

“Eep?! A-Ah, I.. Didn’t realize you were right t-there, Vee..”

“There just so happened to be another machine here. But back to the point. There does seem to be something off about this floor. Remember how when I used my skill when we arrived here and nothing popped up?”

“I-I do. I-I thought it might have been 2 twisted Rodgers, b-but are duplicate twisteds able to s-spawn this far down..?”

“Not usually, but it isn’t impossible.. Except for the fact that I already looked through the entire floor and only saw 1 Rodger capsule.”

“T-Then..”

“It’s either only one twisted decided to show up, or there’s an unknown one hiding somewhere where my skill can’t detect them.”

“T-That’s.. Somewhat terrifying..”

“Yeah..”

The rest of the floor carried on as usual, with the machines being done rather quickly since the distractors didn’t really need to distract anything. It wasn’t until panic time, however, that things started to get dicey. As everyone was heading towards the elevator, they heard what sounded like a balloon popping before something started to drop out of a grate in the sealing, and it was heading straight for Vee.

“Vee watch out!”

“Huh?!”

And before she knew it, Plip had pushed Vee out of the way and took the attack instead, and considering the twisted had fell from the ceiling, the force of the punch knocked Plip out cold.

“Plip?!”

“I got her!”

Before the unknown twisted could continue their assault, Goob grabbed Plip and pulled them into the elevator before it closed

“What.. Was that..? I’ve never seen that twisted before..”

“I wish I knew Poppy.. How’s Plip..?”

They all looked over to Goob, who was still holding.. Hugging..? A still unconscious Plip, before Sprout went over to check on her.

“Considering that whatever that was came all the way from the ceiling to attack, it’s safe to say she might possibly have a concussion, if this nasty looking bruise on her face is anything to go by.. Did anyone manage to get a clear look at that thing?”

“I got a somewhat clear look after Plip pushed me. They looked just a little bigger than Toodles in height, were wearing what looked like an ichor stained lab coat, and had what looked like a rather large balloon that popped and completely covered their face. I thought I heard it say something a couple times, but the voice was very glitchy. It’ll take me a while to fully parse it.”

“I see.. Well, I think this run may have to end early, if nobody has any objections on heading back.”

There were no objections, so they quickly headed back up in order to get Plip some medical attention, and try to find out who this mystery twisted was.

Hours had passed, and Plip finally showed signs of waking up.

“N-nngh..”

“Are you finally waking up, sleepyhead?”

“..V-Vee..? Ugh.. my head hurts..”

“Considering you got clocked square in the face by someone falling from the ceiling, yeah I can see why. Sprout said you probably got a concussion from that, by the way.”

“A-Ah.. I’d.. Hate to see what would’ve happened if I wasn’t able to get you out of the way in time..”

“..Thanks for that, by the way..”

“Y-You’re welcome, Vee.. D-Did. Anyone know who that was..?”

“I brought it up to Rodger and Dandy to see if either of them knew anything. From what we can gather, that twisted’s name was Stratus, and was from a canceled side show about certain toons who grew older and had children. Stratus is apparently a weather balloon. As for who his parents were supposed to be.. The show was cancelled before he could be fully revealed, but I have a rather good speculation on who they are...”

“A weather balloon? That.. Explains the popping sound we heard before the attack and how he dropped from the ceiling.. Oh? W-Who do you think his parents were going to be?”

“..Us.”

“I-I beg your pardon?”

“Us, Plip. Me and You were supposed to be his parents. When he dropped down from the ceiling he said something, which at the time his voice was too glitchy from the twisting to parse right away. But after trying to decode it, I eventually got out what he said. He said ‘Mama’, most likely towards me first because I was that attack’s original target. But afterwards he said it again while looking at you on the ground and started running towards you before Goob pulled you into the elevator.”

“I.. T-This is.. A lot to take in..”

“..I know, Plip.. I had a hard time believing it at first too, but from what I’ve seen and heard, all the facts add up. The only thing I don’t know is where his actual whereabouts are and how he managed to get twisted in the first place.”

“Seems a visit to Dandy is in order again.. When I feel stable enough to get out of bed, t-that is..”

“I’ll join you on that visit, because I want to know where they are too.”

“I-I was going to ask you to join me anyway.. T-Thank you, Vee”

[zumpietoo]

Oh Lookity, It Continueth

(from Scratchy’s didn’t readsplain earlier):

Yeah, cuz you gots to get your lies/manipulations on the same page, amirite?

OML.....what should you do???? Dude, it’s a fucking fanfic about a fucking TeeVee show.....watch or don’t watch. Those are your options. And I think in your case, Unshura, definitely and clearly the latter.....and maybe look into some therapy. Or something...

Yes, this would be the rational way to approach it....and, again, you ARE also aware that it’s all pretend, riiiiiighttt???

Which is all the moar reason for you to stop watching. Also, really, you’re a dude? I’d peg you as a 12 year old, rather dimwitted fangurl, myself..

It actually all does and you missed it, cuz you chose to (denial some moar, huh?), buuuutt....

You should stop watching. Or, at a bare minimum, stop fucking lying....

You’ve got that fucking right.....like “silly” is entirely too generous and kind, dude...OMGGGGGG.....it’s a TEE VEE SHOW!!! Also, how exactly are you going to “fight for your ship”??? You don’t write the show, loony-toons...

You can actually do either, just not be so fucking batshit, bullying and lying about it....

Also oooohhhh the dramaaaaa!!!

And by “distinct possibility”, I’m guessing you mean 90+% probability??? This is QUITE the facing the music-fest we’re having today, huh? Cause I’ve been pointing out how wrong y’all are/were for over a year, now....And you aren’t BHs, you’re Slizzystans....

However, it’s heelarious to me that what prompted this was a fanfic by a glorified fanboi.....who had already intimated his limited knowledge (Jabi gonna stay) and you chose to ignore, months agoooo....

You mean when you either A) didn’t watch it or B) weren’t a nu sock account?

As for “canon”----A) 6x05 wasn’t---B) again, not gonna miss ya, bitch!

So you can accept them splitting up, but not really? And then only if it matches your fanfic? The irony about “closure” is that was a LOT of Jug’s trauma, as well.....and something Slizzy gleefully looked to deny him.

Oohhhh those meanie bully writers, daring to write their show their way!!! Soooo mean!! And yes, all intended expressly to torment your sweet, angel girl ass...

Or it’s like that first grader throwing a tantrum cuz it’s nap time and Mommy and Daddy took the favorite toy away.

Either way, your entitlement is breathtaking, slizzypinto.

Wait....is BrainFreeze (while getting it wrong, your shipmates are pissed off cuz Jug turned Slizzy down...) actually kinda being the voice of reason here???

(and yes, Alex even (self) “published” a Pinkle fanfic, dude...however, neither he nor y’all is a writer)

Then she shits on it....blah, blah, blah....and all wrong. And neither Jug nor Tabs will be cheating on the other....DW, dumbass!

Just because I oh-so-dramatically asked doesn’t mean I wanted to hear this!!! Let me be pathetic in peace!!! You aren’t being silly for having those questions, that’s called admitting reality. You’re being silly for making so much out of a TeeVee show....

You choose to be there. Get over yourself. AGAIN

Because they aren’t remotely “treading water”? (not even sure what you fucking mean, there, dude) And, again, it’s actually good you’re checking out and accepting you no longer enjoy the show....

Whelp, you also thought BH would “talk” (i.e. Jug would grovel) and they’d immediately reconcile----as you told me directly almost a year ago. So, looks like you’re wrong, once again.

The “new ships” have been together to an extent/on varying levels for over a year now and we know, at least thru ep 12, now Jabi’s still going strong...

Once again, they aren’t popular with Slizzystans. And the writers DGAF.

He actually wrote it for less than 4 seasons AND he’s wanted to do Barfie since fucking forever.....

Also, STILL with “they’re gonna talk!!!”???? Good lord, duuuudeee....noooo....also, that they don’t have closure merely illustrates how fucked up they are....

And, actually, the couples they wrote for years were toxic AF, with all sorts of issues and in the case of Pinkle and VD had nothing in common...

That’s because, to you, you want to see it that way, Snorty. And you’re really, really, REALLY dumb. And, again, it’s a Tee Vee SHOW

No you don’t you fucking liar....and, again, you’re pissed cuz you didn’t get your way, LBR....

“Propoganda”???? Duuuuuddddeee.....also, from what I’m hearing, this pissed off Barfies moar than y’all....they want for “everybody to give up”? Ummm....they want peeps to watch the show....cuz, again, it’s a TEE VEE SHOW.....not a fascist dictatorship.

Yes, others: Chip, Penny and Used Napkin....

The “struggle”???? My gawd she’s dramatic!!!

Errmm....and, again, it’ll make no difference in terms of what’s actually on our tee vee screen!

You’re all weird. You’re all weirdos. And batshit liars...

Ummm.....Brainfreeze? Not what’s happening.....and he isn’t “your boy”, if he were, you’d LOVE Jabi....

Let me sulk in peace!!! Oh the humanity, oh the Pee Arr!!

[nerdyjustin]

Where’s Justin?

I’m gonna make this as short and sweet as possible.

Towards the end of this past summer, I basically disappeared from many peoples lives. This was something I did plan and actually initiated months prior in preparation. Here are the reasons:

The friends I have “abandoned” had become viral. There was constant drama, lying, and even stealing from a workplace. The main person I had trust in turned out to be the main liar and thief, and after finding that out from another friend, my mind was broken and I just abruptly left instead of continuing to slide away slowly. I wanted to get away before my name was brought into anything and I was made to be his next scapegoat. We lost a few people over the years due to theft, and I never even considered the one in question here to be part of it. It not only broke my heart, but it broke our friendship beyond any repair. Along with this, is a group of friends, which this year have all basically “moved on’ with their lives. And again, they were what I actually considered to be the closet thing to family. But one particular guy had broken up with his girlfriend (first girlfriend ever btw) and seriously refused to get over it. I have high sympathy for such situations because love is a bitch and I’m married and suffer from the same thing, but in all honestly, he failed hard at the relationship he was in and could not come to terms of it being over. The girl moved on like a normal human being, but he just couldn’t and it was all that was ever spoken of and it affected every aspect of his life, while forcing to affect everyone elses life as well. I couldn’t be around the guy for more than a few minutes without him talking about it then breaking down into tears and running off to cry for an hour. Regardless of how much I cared about him and have sympathy for him, thta shit was just too gay and I cannot be friends with someone who has chosen to be so weak minded. There are a few other dudes in this mess, but at this point, I’ve moved on and could care less to mention them. I have forced myself to move on and rid them from my life. I am technically out of friends now though. Idid this with my main friend remaining. He was a fellow Canadian and seriously what I consider a brother. Unfortunately for me, but great for him, he decided to move back to Canada in the middle of this all, which in turn has physically left me without any friends now. Sure, I have a few people I know, but we aren’t “friend-friends” or anything, and everyone else is my wifes friends and family. We do plan on taking a vacation next year up to Canada to see him though. If anyone is a life-long friend, it is him, and I miss him greatly. He was all I truly had besides my wife. But for now, it’s back to “socializing”online and such. I don’t really “do” Facebook much. It’s depressing. Either people posting happy pics that make me jealous, or they are posting complaints over the most pathetic things. The only reason I still have a bookface is because I have friends that live in other states and have started families, thus not having time to call or text often.

So I have reverted to old school blogging here on tumblr, which I rather enjoy much more than bookface. I can update you fuckers on my life without drama. I will continue to be more active here than anywhere else. And now time for bonus stuff..

I began getting Child Support Checks from the state of Tennessee because one of the pathetic whores I was dumb enough to show interest in tried to accuse me of being her baby-daddy, and when it was proven otherwise, (like before) the state apparently began to punish her and giveme monies back cause apparently she got them to somehow deduct payments from me monthly without me knowing. But now I’m getting a decently sized check each month. I also have decided to take it a step further and “press charges” or whatever against her for being a dumb cunt.And for shits and giggles, if you are interested in fucking with her (CPS or justin general), her name is Rachel Elizabeth Carney-LaBrosse. She has two kids that I know of, and she has lost a few pregnancies due to drug use. She has a meth and heroin problem (those are the only drugs I’m aware of), and she is an alcoholic.She used to tell me stories of injecting meth into some guys ding-dong cause he would give her “free hits” for doing so. Is that a definition of a crack whore? Regardless, she is from a very dark and ignorant time in my life, but be warned, she is one of those scammer chicks. She will do whatever it takes for her next hit. Even if that means her kids go hungry. And I have witnessed that first hand. I watched her buy a bottle of vodka instead of food for her son once. The point of me bringing her up was due to her stupidity, I’m not gett refund checks and she’sgonna have to pay that allback to the state of Tennessee. I didn’t even notice anything being taken from me. I guess that’s good in the way that I’m financially stable enough to not notice $100 a month missing. I for a moment thought it could be this other cunt who accused me also of being her baby daddy. So let’strash her. Her name is/was (no idea if she’s alive) Vee Kristy Elkins. She’s a few years older than me I think (I only dated chicks older than me) and she was a total “momma’s girl” and refused to move out of her mommy’s house. Luckily her mom finally died and she was forced to grow up a little. She stil didn’t leave the house from my understanding, and even had some sort of problem of keeping the dead body in the house for 4 days from what I heard. Oh, and again, she too enjoys the meth. (I sure can pick them, eh?) She had a little bastard girl and tried to accuse me of being her father, but it was obviously this other dudes kid. His name is/was Jeff Toon (yep, real name) and she was super obsessed with him. He was a badass though. He aspired to be an assistant manager of a gas station, so who wouldn’t want a man of good business like that? I know I come off as sounding a bit bitter, and honestly at the time of this all I probably was super bitter. But now I seriously find it all so amusing. Like looking back on yourself when you were 7, but I was in my early 20′s instead. I was also a big stoner then. I mean, I know I still am now, but back then I was baked all the time. Luckily, I smoked so much then that there are memories I simply don’t have. Like right now, if this girl would walk up to me in public, I doubt I would know it was her. I don’t have a good visual memory of her face at all. Same goes for her height and everything. I know I hung out with her for a couple of years, but we smoked so much together that the main memories I have with her are eating Krystal hamburgers and the back of her head.