#I like oppossums.

[darkspace7]

Vampires are like opposums.

[egginfroggin]

Child unhand that marsupial

[payaso-affairs]

Me when i realize the raccon from s1e7 Earthspark that attacked Bee was probably rabid

Raccons are nocturnal, that guy was up during the day

And it was very aggressive, though I can kinda see why given Bumblebee picked up on accident. But then i kept biting Bee!

Someone oughta tell Bee he can't bring Bitey McBiteface home-

[rexbalistidae]

Copperton and the Seahorse Soldiers

[ekhidne]

Yep that's about right, that's a normal day at work or socializing.

[eumillipes]

I bet if you hit him really hard he would sound like a wet rag

I think opossums are cool, thats half the reason why theyre there! The other half is stupid headcanon stuff

[cutetinyartist]

wondering if I should make a sideblog to post more about my OCs-

[sl3epyvamp]

🖤🌸Tracksuit bottoms on, bra off, titties out. Sitting in the back seat of my friends car, eating my vegetable chowmein, drinking my matcha, and taking over her radio to listen to cryptid podcasts. ����🖤

All I can say is I'm sorry that I am this friend and thank fuck the windows are tinted. 💀😂

In my defence, she's like a sister 😂 Appt went as well as it could, tho I was left standing in one position for 3.5 hours and I had a small pots faint, my knees started dislocating, feet started cramping and my joints are literally done, mwahaha. So very mommy of me ik 💀🔫. Mri of my spine booked and meds given tho, thank lordt. I also didn't get matcha ice cream, which hurts my soul. They only had ube left. 🥺

[redwayfarers]

Dating advice for singles for dating intentionally is so... I can't say it's bad advice per se, because it may actually help people who have had long relationships and are newly single but it's so badly applied to someone who's having a hard time finding that one relationship in the first place.

"Live your life as if you're self content and will never find a partner" cool! Been doing that since I was 18! I have a very fulfilled life with friends and activities and all. I'm perfectly content in my own company. Where is my life-mandated boyfriend now /sarc

Jokes aside I am a little jaded about this whole thing so don't mind me, I just find that while algorithms have picked up on my chronic singleness, they didn't pick up on the right reasons so. I get advice that's like "you're one step ahead of me dude" lmao

Y'all get one nero hates dating post sometimes as a treat

[benetnvsch]

It’s nearly 5 am and I still haven’t gone to sleep but i was feeling kinda sad so I went and sponsored a shark to track its journey around the ocean and now I’m feeling great LMAO- just normal girl behaviors u know-

[lovrboyx]

mmmm yes today may very well suck, but i will stay silly. as the lord intended

[sneindeer]

see the thing about not being normal about oppossums is that its nice and distracting and wonderful until theres something distressing happening to opposums and then i get really upset

[howyouducan]

I'm voting today (one source of stress gone) and playing Veilguard on Thursday. I have at least 24 hours in between these two activities, with nothing planned to do aside from 'play Trespasser.' I wonder how I'm going to react to sitting around waiting

[ravenz-den]

i need a pet possum like i need another hole in my head.

[flashdrivegarbage]

Opossums!!!! I love them so much!!

in my experience nobody stops having a favorite animal when they grow up but people DO stop asking. well now i'm asking. what's everyone's favorite animal mine is the noble manatee

[walrussyy]

tonite i dreamt that gru from despicable me was followikh me and trying to kill me