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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 10 months ago
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as a kid i assumed "captive audience" referred to like. when a supervillain kidnaps you & ties you up over a vat of acid & and just. starts monologuing. captive audience
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rororowyourboat18 · 3 months ago
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A moment of silence for the time when I found out Mickey Milkovich did not in fact say “and we’re back in the joint,” but instead said “end up back in the joint.” I just thought this romantic thug muffin knew automatically that Ian would get caught and he would go back in with him no questions asked
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*puts on court jester outfit* i'm single and ready to jingle
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explosions-and-chill · 11 months ago
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MERRY CHAOS!
(art by @sunsetl3mon )
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bugwolfsstuff · 9 days ago
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So was anyone going to tell me Sherman yang was described to be a "physically imposing" muscle-bound guy with a red zigzag scar or was I supposed to just notice it on the wiki myself
Because I've just been imagining a short feral kid with sticky up blond hair
Basically fanon Damian Wayne is what i've been picturing him personality wise too
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sab3rtooth · 1 year ago
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this whole time i thought the lyrics to How Soon is Now were “i am the sun and the air” but i just found out it’s actually “i am the son and the heir”. the english language is something else
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jolikmc-thoughts · 4 months ago
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Everyone's all like, "Tailsko, aka Milly / Millie Prower".
I'm like, "Nuh-uh. 'Kira Midas Prower'."
Because… you know… units of measurement?
"Kira" is a cuter name, at least.
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etchedstars · 9 months ago
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oh so it's "i wouldn't fall for someone i thought couldn't misbehave" and not "i thought couldn't miss me." oh okay. hmm.
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jatlokgwo · 7 months ago
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wait i thought that spookys house of jump scares used to be called spooks haunted hause of horrors but am watching an old video of it and its the jump scare 1
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beautyofsorrow · 1 year ago
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i have retconned the s6 ds9 finale so thoroughly in my mind that i forgot for a minute that the worf we see in [redacted] is NOT divorced but is actually a widower
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lewmagoo · 1 year ago
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i have so many headcanons for rhett that sometimes i forget what is canon and what is made up from my own brain
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juliaschifini · 2 years ago
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from that one time where i misread someone else's inspirational quote
[Image ID: Blue ocean water with the sun in the background. Over the image in a white block font is the phrase "You're not allowed to have everything figured out".]
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7-ratsinatrenchcoat · 2 years ago
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rewrite the song
Tragic: this song's actual lyrics don't fit my blorbo as well as the lyrics I misheard
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peonyblossom · 28 days ago
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i know they lyric is “come right on me” but it really sounds like “come ride on me” so that’s what i keep thinking it is
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hinamie · 2 months ago
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meaniezucchini · 14 days ago
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that broken doll face trend but make it rose quartz
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