#I like my version better

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

as a kid i assumed "captive audience" referred to like. when a supervillain kidnaps you & ties you up over a vat of acid & and just. starts monologuing. captive audience

[rororowyourboat18]

A moment of silence for the time when I found out Mickey Milkovich did not in fact say “and we’re back in the joint,” but instead said “end up back in the joint.” I just thought this romantic thug muffin knew automatically that Ian would get caught and he would go back in with him no questions asked

[fecklesheckleshacklesschmeckles]

*puts on court jester outfit* i'm single and ready to jingle

[explosions-and-chill]

MERRY CHAOS!

(art by @sunsetl3mon )

[bugwolfsstuff]

So was anyone going to tell me Sherman yang was described to be a "physically imposing" muscle-bound guy with a red zigzag scar or was I supposed to just notice it on the wiki myself

Because I've just been imagining a short feral kid with sticky up blond hair

Basically fanon Damian Wayne is what i've been picturing him personality wise too

[sab3rtooth]

this whole time i thought the lyrics to How Soon is Now were “i am the sun and the air” but i just found out it’s actually “i am the son and the heir”. the english language is something else

[jolikmc-thoughts]

Everyone's all like, "Tailsko, aka Milly / Millie Prower".

I'm like, "Nuh-uh. 'Kira Midas Prower'."

Because… you know… units of measurement?

"Kira" is a cuter name, at least.

[jatlokgwo]

wait i thought that spookys house of jump scares used to be called spooks haunted hause of horrors but am watching an old video of it and its the jump scare 1

[beautyofsorrow]

i have retconned the s6 ds9 finale so thoroughly in my mind that i forgot for a minute that the worf we see in [redacted] is NOT divorced but is actually a widower

[lewmagoo]

i have so many headcanons for rhett that sometimes i forget what is canon and what is made up from my own brain

[7-ratsinatrenchcoat]

rewrite the song

Tragic: this song's actual lyrics don't fit my blorbo as well as the lyrics I misheard

[peonyblossom]

i know they lyric is “come right on me” but it really sounds like “come ride on me” so that’s what i keep thinking it is

[meaniezucchini]

that broken doll face trend but make it rose quartz

[anne-is-confused]

only you.

[susanthebee]

Person A (British): Cup of tea?

Person B (not British), finding the situation awkward, not sure why they are being offered tea: Tea?

Person A, nodding, thinking the other is just being shy and now in Hyper-British mode, insists on offering tea: Spot of tea?

Person B, who has been talking with their British in-law this whole time, misheard what they said but wants to impress so tries to repeat them: Pot of tea?

Person A, who is Person B's mother-in-law, is now convinced Person B has confirmed their desire for tea, smiles and says: I'll make some tea!

Thank you for joining me in this brief glimpse into how I processed this post.

[hinamie]

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