#I like my pathetic looking men
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We all got that one man we're extremely normal about
#he could hit me with a car and I'd thank him#actually u know what#stomp on my neck and deep fry me while ur at it#I like my pathetic looking men#will wood#ed teach#stede bonnet#lestat de lioncourt
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I've always thought he acted like a child...
Also killing him isn't enough, I want to see him break down and cry.
I made a part two!
#pyralart#the owl house#toh#the owl house spoilers#emperor belos#philip wittebane#toh watching and dreaming#toh fanart#watching and dreaming#child belos#owl house fanart#I like thinking of different ways it could have gone#they probably didn't want to dig too deep in his story since casual watchers wouldn't have understood#but man I wanted him to realize something at least#If he wanted to be pathetic that'd have worked great#men will do anything (genocide) rather than go to therapy#anyway enough rambling thanks for reading and looking at my art!
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(in dimple voice) ayo? 🤨🏳️🌈
#my first serirei YIPPEE#i have a very unhealthy liking to these 30 year old pathetic as fuck men#sorry if they look a little weird .. i haven't drawn serizawa before and the mp100 style is generally pretty difficult for me#mob psycho 100#mp100#serizawa katsuya#reigen arataka#dimple#serirei#fan art#gif#animation#becki draws stuff n stuff
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W. Wait. Hold on a second
Lemme just
Oh.
Oh no
#my past haunts me.............#I'm literally so fucking predictable I HATE THIS how did I not see it coming#I can't resist a sad goth man 😔 bonus points if at any point he looks like a pathetic wet kitten#bg3#sleep.txt#I was obsessed w julian like 5 years ago I'd even FORGOTTEN abt this mf. apparently he has done irreparable damage to my taste in men
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more phoenix wright situations
#ace attorney tag#maybe i should tag this narumitsu or something. but i dont really care.#gearing up to rereading/illustrating bits of my fic i suppose...i think nick really is too dense to realise he's in love with edgeworth#without some scheming fop trying to intrude. i love villains like kristoph..villains can be fun..witnessing their pathetic folly..#or more like edgeworth would never have mentioned his feelings ever in his life if he wasn't sure phoenix reciprocates.#i want to see it this way because Falling in love during childhood with the person you're going to end up with. is not relatable#there have to be Situations that make you Realise.#as with orufrey i adore the idea of people not working out their romance with that person until their 30s+#but... i mean. even with orufrey i often think how alaira could be qifrey's ex. and oru having been pursued by noble fops through his work#there is that delicate sliver of time before orufrey start living together that such believable situations could have happened.#Then the relief of politely and amicably extricating themselves from those untenable situations#the idea of falling in love age 7 and saving your first kiss for age 35 or something is all very well but more relatable is#people realising how they really feel whilst trying something that ends up feeling wrong.#The comfort and joy of living with your dearest one as if it's platonic - much preferable to trying anything more with anyone else.#But i doubt i will ever portray that or mention it further. it is indeed very delicate to me.#and i really am an OTP FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kind of person who can barely bear to consider this anyway...NOT a polyshipper i'm afraid !#so i wouldn't mind either if they do have their first kiss in their lives age 35 with each other either. I would not mind that at all.#i love bi/gay couples apparently... bi father figures & their grumpy gay men waiting for them to work it all out...#not used to using colour in comic-style drawings..or at all..so this is messy and awkward looking..but colour is refreshing#i imagine i will go back to witch hat art soon btw. my destiny in life.#i still remember writing my nrmt fic expecting to write their first kiss & then partway through twas like Umm No. They have kissed prior.#does that really line up with this comic though... i think i had their early dinner dates/first kiss BEFORE disbarment.#so i guess this comic doesn't line up with my ficverse.... No..... U___U Oh well. sorry kris! <3
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I love people who love competent Stede Bonnet but, for me, he's always at his best when he's at least a little bit cringefail
#look i fell in love with the guy whos best raid got him a potted plant#who tells his crew bedtime stories and runs sewing groups#who kills men by the stupidest accidents#who walks into spanish jackies in an all white suit; drank from the nose jar; offended everyone + got wine thrown on him#man for sale stede bonnet!!! dramatic black theatre turtleneck stede bonnet! the guy who goes on nature walks!#i LOVE that guy#hes a little whimsy pathetic cringefail and he means EVERYTHING to me#is he good at what he does? no! but my god. hes having fun#and i genuinely adore him#nyxtalks#ofmd#our flag means death#Stede Bonnet#The Gentleman Pirate#idk its not like i didnt want to see him grow as a character (though. SNT) but. i miss his whimsy#i miss the things he did that everyone found embarrassing but he loved#the bits that ed fell in love with#sorry to turn this into s2 crit but. i think thats why i really fell off gb
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pov: the worst people you know makes a great point
#greek mythology#ares#odysseus#achilles#patroclus#artists on tumblr#fan art#sketch#doodle#traditional art#my art#they’re the worst but also consider i like my men to be insane and pathetic in the most egotistical way possible#don’t Look too closely at my achilles/patroclus designs i just copied everyone else before i designed my own versions lol
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being attracted to fictional men who are literally the emotional equivalent of a group of crying seals is so funny. i could hear someone go "oh look, a pathetic disheveled sad little man who's either really going through it or has nothing to look forward to in life!" and i'll excitedly whip around like a disney princess and shout "where!?"
they are the love of my life <3
#not sure what to tag this one with#pathetic men#yeeaahh i love pathetic little guys they're so huggable <3#i'll just tag a bunch of characters who fit this criteria in one way or another#peppino spaghetti#spamton#jon arbuckle#salesman!barry steakfries#is there a tag for falling in love with fictional characters#i love pathetic men#ok that one works#seriously though fictional guys who are sad and desperate are adorable and i want to hug them and tuck them into bed#i will literally look at the saddest little guy in the world and go ''you. you're mine now.''#me at barclay from star trek honestly#i forgot to tag him oops#barclay's so me i love him <3#barclay star trek#xavier from xra is pretty pathetic#he likes to think he's this intelligent wanderer of infinite wisdom but he's literally just some dumbass with mommy issues#the majority of tumblr seems to really like fictional men as much as i do#we all just collectively look at them and go ''aww the skrunkly!!'' and call them our babygirl wifey husband boyfriend#it's this infatuation with fictional men who are objectively pathetic that i love so much about tumblr#pathetic fictional men my beloveds <3
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WHEREEEEEE HE ATTTTTTTTTT
#i like my men pathetic#he needs to look like he’s never felt the touch of a woman#even if he did i do NOT need to know#let me live in my delusions#i love nerds#hot nerd#girlblogging#nerdy men#they’re so sexy#i’m literally just a girl#pinterest#whisper#brat#charli xcx#just a thought#just girly posts#aesthetic#girl blogger#this is a girlblog#coquette#grunge#emo#downtown#ahs
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oikawa making a dramatic love declaration in the rain because he's a romantic. suga can't help but laugh but he's blushing too and he invites oikawa into his apartment and shares his umbrella with him for the rest of the walk. and he gives oikawa a towel and some dry clothes. and he still hasn't actually responded to oikawa's confession and oikawa is getting nervous but then suga says that of course he likes him back. and they make plans to go on an actual date soon.
#oisuga#i see suga laughing at oikawa so vividly in my brain... and at first oikawa is like 😀 [arrow in the back]#but then suga is like 'sorry sorry i'm not laughing at your confession you just look so ridiculous' [soaking wet]#(but he's into it)#<- man who likes when men are a little pathetic#i was gonna put this in the post but it felt like forcing it but i also think suga was trying to stall a little bit#bc he was a little flustered and caught off guard by oikawa's confession and wanted to compose himself first lol#please enjoy my rambly oisuga post. please.#they won't leave me alone i can't stop thinking about this i had to send it out in the universe#usually i go to discord for things like this but. not this time#ok im getting a snack and continuing kimi ni todoke <3
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Near Dark might as well be called Near Dawn the way these bitches keep fucking up their time management lmao
#Near Dark#Quite enjoyed watching Caleb act like a sad sickly dog#Something i really appreciate in a male character#Not big on the whole ''vampires all dead. Caleb and Mae cured'' ending#I think it works better in lost boys than here#But overall Near Dark had me kicking my feet n giggling and shit#Looking through the tag i think there's a bit too much hate on Caleb tbh#I'm definitely not excusing the whole ''kiss me then I'll drive'' thing#But like its a vampire movie#I'm not expecting the characters to be upstanding citizens#Anyways Great movie for ppl who like pathetic men and characters dripping in blood#I liked it :]
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i love that the first introduction you get to adult daigo is beating the shit out of him on behalf of his mommy because he’s being a little punk. and then getting the shit beat out of him Yet Again by ryuji while ryuji doesn’t even get a fucking Scratch on him. pathetic emo myspace boy in his stupid puffy jacket. you’ve won my heart
#daigo#daigo dojima#kiwami 2#I think I just have a bias for pathetic men#that’s how you get me to like a character. gotta make them kinda pathetic#probably my favorite newly-introduced character in kiwami 1 is date but in a mediocre pathetic dad kinda way so that checks out#that man can’t even run up a flight of stairs without looking like he’s gonna pass out#nishiki’s pathetic for many reasons and everyone knows that because everyone in game points it out 24/7#yakuza#rambling
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lil thing i made for “sun & moon”, a ferdibert zine :-)
#fe3h tag#ferdibert#yup....ferdibert....i wrote this ages ago. & idk how to draw them or more like i never did BUT i do still love them.#i want more ppl to read my 16k fake marriage fic so bad it got so little readership but also like whatever at this point. ah fire emblem men#im used to writing long slow burn so i was worried about what on earth i could do in 2.8k!?!?!? but jumping straight into courtship#that was fun. maybe they havent even kissed yet in this story. i didnt even think of writing one cause it's like..Woah..#we've only been unofficially courting for a year and officially courting for 6 months let's slow down 😳#i love writing pathetically gay 30 year old men oh i really do....#it's so weird not drawing ppl who wear hats their heads look so bare. i look at hubert and im like umm... wheres your witch hat ?_?#WAIT THIS IS LIKE MY 7TH FERDIBERT FIC???? wha....
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guys im so unbelievably normal about him you wouldn’t even understand
#saw 2004#adam stanheight#now before i say anything i want to make it explicitly clear that i do not in any shape or form have any kind ofattraction to men#but my fucking god#he is#oh my god#he’s literally a pathetic man what do you expect from me#i dont know if i want to look like him or be with him#look at the twinky stalker guy all trapped in an iconic saw trap#teehee#teeheeheheheee !#not#gay#jesus fuck though he is incredibly attractive#lawrence fumbled so bad i woulda dropped john fucking kramer in an instant to go get him#he looks like he’s about to cry but given the circumstances i’d say thats pretty normal
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one day I will be so down bad for a fictional character I'll actually write an x male!reader fic
#* mine / txt#bc babe I am in the trenchessss#even a good gender neutral fic is hard to find#bc the author always defaults to fem anatomy#and like look I'm afab so I respect it#but sometimes I want those characters to suck my dick!!!#it'd really be an x oc fic tho tbh#oh well. for now I make out sloppy style with pathetic bisexual men in my mind#fanfiction#x reader
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I don't know why but recently there's been lots of talk in the black community about studs and even though I'm not a stud, but I am a black lesbian I hate hearing people talk down on studs, or treat them like they're all *sooooo* weird and *sooooo* problematic. I see posts abound about studs who only hit on straight women or studs who act like they're men and a thousand other bs. The thing is that I do believe that some studs do this but it's so clear to me that when these people make such a big deal out of studs they're not actually mad about whatever problem they're talking about, they just hate GNC women.
#the pyre#I hear a lot of other lesbians or color talk about how hard it is to find community when in my case the black community is homophobic#and the gay community is racist but I think that my problem is that I won't stand in solidarity with people who I don't like and who don't#like me just because we're in the same community. I look at all the stupid shit white gays do and I look the other way because I don't even#see myself in that community with people like that. And black women ESPECIALLY the ones in my family will try to tell me to stand with#black men no matter what because they're my brother and it's so laughable because they're awful to both me and YOU#I'm not standing with either of these pathetic losers fight for your own shit but don't even think of involving me#black women and lesbians >>>>>>>>
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