#I laughed till I cried

[yronnia]

Oh how wonderful

On time for Christmas

[mintypsii]

PAIN AND TORTURE AND MISERY AND AGONY AND SUFFERING AND TORMENT AND HORROR AND DESPAIR AND

they thought they were soooooo funny for this didn't they. what the fuck. they really just showed me this scene and expected me to stay normal for the rest of my life. wa haht thef uck

[micamicster]

When my sister gets really drunk she has a habit of taking notes on her phone about the events of the night so she doesn’t forget anything the next morning (normal behavior). Anyway here’s one from 2017

[unshallow-feelings]

Since I've hurt myself with this information I'm going to subject all of you to it as well.

It has come to my realization that after My Clematis we have yet to receive a single Ivan cover song. Quite frankly, I don't think we're ever getting another Ivan cover.

I came to the conclusion after thinking way too hard about how Sua has multiple cover songs after her death while Ivan has none. As much as it pains me as a long time Ivan Kinnie to admit I think this is yet another sign pointing towards his death being permanent.

I think I'm a twisted way this is Vivinos telling us the day Ivan died he was forever silenced not only to those in his world but to us as the viewers as well. His voice died with him that day and the only thing that's left is his ghost haunting the narrative.

This realization was the final thing that squashed my last bit of hope at his revival.

I also believe that the theory that Sua's alive holds more validity than any theory about Ivan's return. There are too many signs that point to Ivan not returning.

(Everybody say thank you @rockwgooglyeyes I couldn't have come up with this without you 🙃)

[theghoulboysblog]

iconic reaction picture

[groundbreakingdot872]

happy arthur death day to all my fellow merlin haters

[phemiec]

“SpongeBob fashion show” in Midjourney, AKA proof ai art IS art, actually 💅

[deus-ex-mona]

good night~~ may you have dreams that are sweeter than this… dance…

[trzepotttt]

theyre here...

[youmaycallmeyourhighness]

Abbott Season 4 is hilarious

[mrs-luigi-vargas]

Personal Headcanon: Most children in the Marioverse are brought via Stork (the exception being the humans in Metro Kingdom, who generally have kids as we do)

Assumption: Wanting a kid is basically the same as wishing for one

Corollary: A couple makes a specific wish for a child and the Stars grant it, giving the child to the Storks for delivery to said couple

Fact: According to Paper Mario, the Star Rod is the means by which all wishes are ultimately granted

Fact: In Paper Mario, Bowser steals the Star Rod for himself to grant his own wishes, because the Stars were ignoring them on account of the wishes being too selfish

Fact: It is explicitly stated that without the Star Rod, the Stars cannot grant anyone's wishes

Conclusion: Bowser single-handedly vaporized most of the world's birth rate for, like, a month or so

[bookofjudith]

what if I told you I accidentally added margaritaville to the queue for music I put on to hook up w my boyfriend. What then.

[baldursgarbage]

my funniest reload in bg3 happened when gale got his netherese orb action but i’m a dumbass so i thought he got a new power. so i had him kill himself in the toll collector fight for no damn reason at all

[bo-bo-bean]

[onebluebookworm]

New weekly post! I ask my girlfriend what she thinks classic literature she's never read is about based only on the title!

This week: Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen!

"A scrappy female pilot with a thick Cockney accent plans to participate in the big race, but all the snobby rich pilots dismiss her and think she can't do it. She seeks comfort in her airplane hanger in the North, where she houses her beloved plane, willed to her by her grandpappy, lovingly called Old Gell. But when a terrible fire threatens the countryside and all the fancy pilots can't stop it, it's up to North 'anger Abbey to save the day!"

[theonlythingimfuckingisstupid]

that. was a very good movie