#I laughed really hard actually

[cowboylikeyouu]

in germany, chris evan‘s roles (including steve) are mostly voiced by dennis schmidt-foß, but as johnny storm he‘s voiced by benedikt weber, and it made for a really cool moment during dp&w. bc wade’s super convinced that he‘s steve, but all the german people who watch the german dub of marvel movies religiously are already like huh??? bc that‘s NOT steve rogers‘ voice, and then when it’s revealed that he‘s actually johnny, wade‘s like "ah yeah, i should’ve known from the voice". and idk, it’s not hilarious or anything, but it just made me soo happy that they used wade‘s 4th wall breaks differently in different languages. just felt the need to share this

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Congratulations to TEAM CHEESE for winning the popular vote on the Charcuterie poll!

[inkskinned]

she says he won't let her get a dog, which is fine, because they're in an apartment, and that's the kind of thing people say about their partners. he won't let me get a dog. and you're at a dinner party and you tilt your head a little to the side just like that dog he won't let her get, because is this the thing that's going to upset you? you don't know every corner of their relationship, she could be joking, they could have had so many healthy conversations about the dog, right, and maybe she's not letting herself get the dog because of money and time and whatever. but, like, she did say let

and she wants to move away from his hometown and he wants to stay and then he tells you with a wink and a conspiratorial stage whisper don't worry i'll convince her and she laughs about it - so clearly this is something they laugh about. but you do just stand there and stare at him like what the fuck, man. you can't say what you want to say which is why do you get the final say on everything because they're both obviously aware of the other person's stance on this and have obviously had private conversations about it and what are you going to do about it except make a scene and then he'll be mad at you and call you one of those bitches behind your back and she'll cut you off, which is a loss that doesn't feel worth it just because he makes you a little skeeved out every 3rd comment

and they both agree he just isn't the type to get flowers which is fine because everyone shows love differently, and are you really gonna judge someone based on their sense of individual relationship responsibility? maybe he's constantly cleaning her car and writing her poems and making her furniture or something. maybe she doesn't even like flowers and this is perfect, actually. and no you couldn't date him, obviously, ew; but like, she tells you she's happy. you almost send her a tiktok that says don't be 25 and the cool girl that doesn't need anything, you'll hate not getting flowers at 30, but that's like, starting drama & you shouldn't start drama needlessly.

and you're a little older than her but not so much older you can pull the whole trust me on this one babe thing and besides that wouldn't have worked anyway (when does it ever) and besides you have trauma so you and your therapist both agree that you're always looking for a problem even when there isn't one. and you tell yourself that just because you see them for 15 minutes every month does not mean you can identify every single red flag based on a single shitty half-joking(?) comment

and besides, what are you going to do? she says i actually wanted another stand mixer but thankfully he stops me when i'm about to spend too much money and you're standing there like are you okay? is this normal? is this just something people say? and again - what are you going to do?

to your therapist you try to language it - it's not, like, any of my business. but sometimes, doesn't it feel like - you should do something. there's got to be something, right? you've tried dropping little hints but they sail right through and you've tried having a single serious conversation and she got upset because why does it matter to you, yes it's different but we're happy, it doesn't need to make sense to you and you're like. really unwilling to push a boundary about it anymore; because the truth is that you know logically it shouldn't matter to you, as long as both parties are happy.

and besides, you've been wrong before. it's just... like, every time you see them both, something else happens, some kind of shiver down your spine like do you even hear each other when you talk. it's their strange, bickering orbit. just the way he's on his phone through dinner or watching sports instead of helping in the kitchen or, fuck, another one of these little throwaway comments he makes about we'll see about that, babe. she laughs when he calls her passions stupid shit and meanwhile she gets him tickets to see the knicks and he tells you well at least she's smart about something and still! it's none of your business.

you say get the dog anyway and she laughs. like, this is is you being funny. and not you saying - no really. get the dog. get the dog and get out of here. pack up and start running.

[doctorwhommm]

I hsve an idea. Could u draw rose and ianto as besties

absOLUTELY I CAN

they’re chatting shit (lovingly) about their tall, long-coat-wearing, time-travelling, death-cheating, alien boyfriends who have spikey hair

[butmakeitgayblog]

Nikki Vee in It's What's Inside

[meamiki]

vaguely based on a stream silly from the first stream. when my friend KEPT INTERRUPTING LOOP DIALOGUE.

vvv vague context clip below vvv

aaand. well. apologies for layers of links because 18+. if you are intrigued by that clip and want to watch the full streams there' s a link to the full vods channel in this linked post right here.

(there are 11 streams.... mainly because we did all the optional content except the ghosts event i think? because RNG)

i promise my audio quality gets better ASFSAFASFA

[01432853]

@asiandramanet nov-dec creator bingo — free choice:

Snowfall 冰雪谣 (2024) + #favorite tags on 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 part two feat. yours truly @fuckingspacequeen @anachronismstellar @ahxiang @silviakundera @withingerly @inflorescentia @xiaobaosnoona @mistbornthief @ahxu-laowen @mel-loves-kdramas @shenzhiheng @betweencrossedblades

[devotion-disorder]

I was going to write an ask but I accidentally wrote Noel as Boel. I completely forgot what I needed to ask

get 🅱️oel'd

[azrail-has-a-vendetta]

I am writing a “Tim is now a Crime lord whoops-a-daisy that wasn’t supposed to happen……..stop saying it was premeditated” AU as part of this post and I’m writing the basic summary. Here are my favorite lines with zero context and very out of order:

“it’s called being an entrepreneur Bruce”

“cause luck (me) hates (loves) him”

“Bruce Wayne is trying to adopt him and Tim’s doing everything in his power not to let that happen”

“cause that’s what mentally well people do”

“Tim resorts to arson”

“ He’s just tired of everyone’s bullshit”

“and is ‘accidentally’ (yeah right Jason) captured”

“in a state of concussion”

“whaaaaatttt?! That’s a rude word, don’t call this man a dick…….bitch”

[keyh0use]

shitpost number I have 2927829272 of these saved and need to free up space

[hooked-on-elvis]

[fanatic-freakshow]

Qi Rong: Friggin' manwhore! I suggest you don't seek your death by coming up here! Get the hell out!

Ming Guang slapped him so hard that the smack echoed in the air -- thwack! "What the hell is this green thing?! Don't block the way!"

HEAVEN OFFICIAL'S BLESSING, book 7

[kagoutiss]

green beetle black beetle

[mindisinmars]

"Andre, we can get you a room with a big window. Andre, I can arrange three meals a day, Andre?"

why is Cal Robertson the funniest man alive

[shepscapades]

aka Joel not knowing that he just prevented major docsuma moment from happenning (< destruction comic is the major docsuma moment in question)

Also Etho one more getting fixed in the worst ways possible, first superglue now this????

LMAOOOO EXAAAACTLY Joel just caused a huge fork in the timeline /absolutely not

ALSO NOT THE SUPERGLUE REFERENCE

[rosalie-starfall]

Red One 2024