#I know it won't

[gay-lil-earthling]

i will fight if lokius does not happen

[blood-orange-juice]

Dug up an old conversation with @hydrachea

[ladyinthebluebox]

will there ever come a day when i open cp2077 nexus page and won't immediately see a thumbnail with a female character having her whole ass hanging out.

[shadowseductress]

*naked truth*

Show yourself...atleast side profile

well oki if this ask reaches say more than my top post, I will.

[cosmicdreamgrl]

it's a not a conversation with me if my sadness doesn't bleed into it somehow

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

i think last night i had a dream that sonic and shadow were like.. canonically kismeses? like idk but like. i think that should happen.

[criticallyacclaimedstranger]

i need something good to happen today.

[friendsofabracadaver]

I feel like I’m going through a midlife crisis (I turn 40 in august). I want to shave my head completely. To be fair, my hair is only about 5 inches long so it wouldn’t be the biggest loss in the world, but it’s driving me nuts and so much of my life feels out of control, maybe if I shave my head it’ll be better?

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[violent138]

There comes a time when the criminals prefer being taken in by Batman, because his kids go a little overboard:

Goon: "You won't kill me."

Cass: "You ready to bet your life on that?"

Duke: *tosses her the gun they took off the guy* "I would do what she says."

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Random thug: "Hey Batman doesn't kill--"

Damian: "Not like he's here. You're certainly not going to be able to tell him."

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Tim: "Well, accidents do happen. Shame." *starts to let go of the rope*

Guy dangling off the building: "No, no okay, okay, I'll tell you!"

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Steph: *clears throat*

Gang members: "We surrender!" *multiple guns fall to the ground*

Steph: "I see my reputation precedes me, wise choice."

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*Bruce gets chewed out by Gordon by the Batsignal because the rumours have spread so much, it kind of sounds like Batman's kids have been going around murdering people*

Bruce: "In my defense, it's only one of them."

Gordon: "What."

Bruce: *realizes he never filled Gordon in on Red Hood*

[elizabro]

aaron bushnell knew exactly what he was doing. he states his intentions with total lucidity and sense of purpose. he knows what he's about to do is extreme--he says so. he speaks calmly, but he's clearly terrified. he takes a deep breath after pouring the accelerant over himself. he has to psyche himself up to light the flame. he struggles with the lighter. he says "free palestine" normally once before he starts to scream it. even through his agony he manages to say it one last time before he stops being able to speak at all. this is a man with total conviction. he wanted to help people, in any way possible. this action was a moral one, and any news outlet painting this as simply a mental health issue is a disservice to his memory. he knew what he was doing when he burned himself in uniform. he knew that there was a chance that sacrificing his own life could go on to save many others. this was the ultimate act of selflessness, and it should be treated as such. may he rest in peace.

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[hansoeii]

crowley!

[zzombie-gutzz]

it's so funny. what does it take to make a man religious? you break him. you remember how atheist i was, how coldly scientific. i think it's part of why you left. and yet you leaving ruined me so hard i have nothing to turn to. so i pray. i pray now, twice a day, begging anyone who will listen to make things better. isn't it funny, how you can ruin someone's life so hard they turn to a higher power?

that power doesn't listen, but i pray for something to happen anyways.

[madamemachikonew]

"Go to hell" is basic. "Hope your favourite anime movie sequel gets cancelled after seven years in production AND getting an animated teaser." is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happened.

[monstermoviedean]

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you