#I knew what I was doing
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duncans-idahoe · 7 months ago
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Jean “Tell me that you’re mine” Kirstein
Jean “You know that imma be the one that’s there for you when you ain’t got nobody” Kirstein
Jean “You know that imma keep it real with you when everybody fake as fuck” Kirstein
Jean “Tell me what’s on your mind” Kirstein
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continent-of-wild-endeavor · 5 days ago
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Marched into the Walgreen's yesterday and said "gimme the Covid and the flu shot, one in each arm, thank you" and they did.
You'll never guess it, but today
I have a (mild) fever & body aches
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slafkovskys · 1 year ago
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“really good,” luke sips his water, “excited for the future.”
The irony of this sentence.
like what’s the truth, luke?
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dick-helmet-magneto · 8 months ago
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i just keep remembering watching the last season of house as it was airing and then being so upset when it ended. they shouldn't've done that to a 12 year old me. I was too attached to those gays guys.
and then 5 months later i got really upset again and cried over it. it was a rough time. I wasn't okay
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starzovermarz · 5 months ago
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glad to see the Mia drawing is being well received !
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idiotwithasword · 1 year ago
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Me, looking at the bruises on my hands after knowingly and willingly going into a swordfight with underprotective gloves: Wow would you look at that! The consequences of my own actions!
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stardustedknuckles · 10 months ago
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Some nights you win, some nights you get in a thirty minute Uber with two scent trees and accept your getting home with a migraine.
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jowritesfanfiction · 2 years ago
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When you write a sad chapter to a fic and just sit there after writing it like:
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hinamie · 3 months ago
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mentor
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ink-the-artist · 1 year ago
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Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 
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lavendervalleyexpress · 3 months ago
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Disney: you can make your movie R-rated but their relationship can’t be explicitly gay
Ryan: oh don’t worry this is a totally platonic road trip buddy comedy
The movie: The poster says, “best friends come together”, there’s a meet cute ugly at a bar and Logan immediately assumes Wade is there to hook up with him (so does the bartender), Wade calls him honey badger, and angel baby, their road trip song is a rock ballad about being lonely and wanting to meet someone, the second act has the classic romcom miscommunication/fight, they’re having a heated fight to one of the most iconic love song duets ever, Wade says, “the Honda Odyssey fucks hard too bad you don’t” and Logan says, “oh we’re just getting started”, after that there’s a shot where car they're in is rocking back and forth for hours and then it cuts to them asleep the next morning, there’s a line about Wade having Logan’s dick in his mouth (spoken by Ryan’s daughter), there’s a scene where they’re looking at each other longingly through a window because they think Wade is about to die (even though Logan hated him yesterday), Wade is very clearly staring at Logan’s abs after his shirt explodes then makes him put on a shirt after he sees other people also looking, they save each others lives by holding hands to a Madonna song about blowjobs, Logan starts walking away until Wade calls after him and he stops like he’s about to turn around and run back and kiss him but the camera cuts off before he does, Wade introduces Logan to Al like a nervous teenager introducing his girlfriend to his mom, and the last shot is their masks sitting next to each other in their ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT
Disney: ok we have notes
Ryan: no.
The movie: *makes $1,000,000,000*
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago
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It's just guys night talk! Don't worry about it!
(Read Tiger Tiger and shake this man awake so he can finish that thought!)
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shay-creates · 1 year ago
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Apparently, my decision to be silly and make fanart of someone's writing (because I genuinely enjoy the story the person is writing and I was struck with inspiration upon reading a particular scene) has benevolent and wildly unforeseen consequences.
I apparently gained a bit of control of the canon because said writer really loved the art and decided what I drew/draw is canon.
2. Writer put said artwork into the document of his story right below the scene, so now it's IN the story where people who read the story will see it (with a link to me)
3. He sent the artwork to all his friends and people he knows because he was so excited
Wholesome interaction and I watched him do all that in real time, good stuff. However...there are two more consequences I was notified of today...nearly a full week after I gave the artwork.
Seeing the artwork caused his friends to become interested in reading and hearing about his story, which means more people are reading what he's writing and giving him critique on the story (which he actively asks for).
Apparently, upon seeing the art, his writer friends got a sudden second wind to pick back up writing they'd abandoned for a few months. Because, I quote, "seeing that someone enjoyed {his} writing enough to take the time to make art of it gave them the motivation that maybe THEY can write something that will inspire someone to also create something." I have accidentally caused a writing frenzy among his writer friends and my silly idea to make art for someone has had a butterfly effect for people who I don't even know.
Uhh...I'm pretty sure there's a moral here but I am tired and have a great deal of emotions about this.
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paintalyx · 9 months ago
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me when i give my dnd character a learning disability and said disability disables him: :0
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sincerely-sofie · 9 days ago
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Hospital visit.
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aurosoulart · 1 year ago
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Local Wizard Goes To Store, Casts Duplicate On All The Items
aka I went to the antique mart this weekend and did a bunch of art studies in augmented reality! SUPER fun way to hone the ol 3D brush skills
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