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jademight · 2 years ago

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Every day becoming a s*gar b*by seems like a more appealing proposition

#any rich old grandmas in my area who are looking for companionship bc jesus cHRIST #I know not being hired is nothing personal bc its legit just luck of the draw but fucking hell man #I just want to work lmao #april is either going to be the month where everything comes up nerdy or I have a full on mental breakdown #its one of the two! I don't know which! We are at peak Camusian Absurdism baby!!!!!!!!!!!!

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krysmcscience · 4 months ago

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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artkaninchenbau · 9 months ago

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A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

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paracosmicessence · 25 days ago

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have doodle lol

functionally, i am alive, emotionally?? idk about that work has me crying almost everyday now chat idk if i can do this anymore

#sonadow #? i guess #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sth #sth fanart #sonic the hedghog fanart #my art #sketch #sonic to shadow after shadow generations #but dw guys i’m doing fine #work it just so fucking stressful we’re getting scheduled understaffed and ofc no one wants to come in so we get call outs every day #30 min wait times to make a caramel macchiato?? yes ma’am ITS BC I’M THE ONLY ONE ON BAR RN #like dawg idk if you can tell but we’re in the middle of a giant shopping center ofc we’re gonna be busy #just expect you’re drink to take awhile to make #ESPECIALLY if the line is A BLOCK OUT THE DOOR #DUDE OFC WE’RE BEHIND HAVE YOU NOTICED WE HAVE ONLY THREE (3) PEOPLE WORKING RN???#WE SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST 6 #anyway probably gonna have to start going back to therapy #i’ll be fine lmao but damn this holiday season is fucking traumatizing

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ciearcab · 3 months ago

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other misc gnshn stuff from while i’ve been playing this summer

#genshin impact #genshin fanart #illustration #kinich #wanderer genshin #the freeroam playstyle of it has consumed me now thta i have a good work-free time balance but it’s been awful for my art this year lmao #i just like logging on to roam around and take screenshots of the mountains.#i told my friend i wanted to play just to have a new enormous video game map to memorize everything on and boy have i memorized it all #if u can make a complicated geoguessr game out of the games map then it is a game i want to play

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puppetmaster13u · 1 year ago

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You know what I need more of? The Batkids completely fucking with the Justice League and their rogues and coming up with stories for their existence.

Like I am talking about the creation of demigods sort of stories, like Loki sort of stories.

Duke has convinced all of Gotham that he's the Bat Signal brought to life and that's why he's never seen at night and why the signal literally doesn't work during the day. He's waiting giddily for the story to spread outside of the city.

The batkids have convinced half the League that Nightwing is quite literally Batman's lovechild with Justice. Hey, Constantine had a one night stand with the manifestation of a city and they've dealt with gods before, so surely it's not that surprising? Right???

I need more of the Batkids being little shits, of Alfred the-greatest-enabler Pennyworth backing them up and Bat(the-biggest-troll)man to never confirm the stories, but he doesn't deny them either.

#batman au #batman #dc #dcu #prompts #cryptid batfam #cryptid batman #technically human batfam but doing their darndest to convince people they aren't #and it's working #Justice League #batfam #They are making LORE for themselves #batfamily #Hilariously there's gonna be some panic from a few of the rogues that B has been with lmao #Somehow they convinced several people that the stabby Robin was made by Batman alone #There was no mother and people are very confused and a little scared to ask #I just want Chaos

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composeregg · 3 months ago

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edit (10/23/2024) now that the poll is over: Original version, with 10 questions, from April 2023 here

And, given that the original is from April 2023, that means I can very easily say:

No, this was not an ISAT reference!

Just because I use parentheses and 2nd person pov and love the same concepts of what a time loop can do to a person doesn't mean it's ISAT

(Yes, I like ISAT, the original poll is why I was recommended the game! But if you look at the original, you can see all the origins of the options to choose from, including what spurred me on with the moss option from the replies)

If I were going to make something for ISAT, I would never be so vague, you can simply look at my ao3 for proof of that

#egg speaks #writing #polls #my writing #egg writes #my polls #poetry #time loops #listen I want to run this again #time loop poll #<- check that tag on my blog for the original 10 option version lmao #unreality #you know I didn't think I'd get fed up with people making isat jokes about this #I thought it'd be like oh hey neat same hat #we both like the same game #but people keep going “oh this is JUST an ISAT reference”#as if it's not a genuine work of creativity I did myself. it feels a bit devaluing #“op you played isat” yes but that came after the original!!!!!#I KNOW it's not meant like that but I want people to engage in my work as its own thing. you can make jokes about similar media!!!#but this is it's own thing!!!!#I want people to like it for what it is. I want people to enjoy it outside of other media. I want it to stand on its own #I'm flattered someone said it was good enough that they think it could be narration from the game and read just as well!!!!#but like. idk. all the other medias popping up (pmmm. orv. higurashi. etc) aren't people calling it a /reference/#if I wanted it to be an ISAT reference I would have tagged it originally. I would have targeted it toward ISAT fans more intentionally.#I love fanworks but this was an ode to time loops alone. I wanted people to think. to have to CHOOSE. I wanted PARTICIPATION #time loops as a narrative and as horror and as a group activity via polls on tumblr. also s/o to the person who said 40 hr work week so tru

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choccy-milky · 5 months ago

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dad seb dad seb dad seb 💕

#I AM ON MY KNEES FOR HIM U DONT UNDERSTAND🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️#GRAHHH I dont even want kids and im giving myself baby fever #also why is the concept of a man coming home from work so attractive like......huh #also im living vicariously through seb by having him bite lewis' cheeks LMAO grrrrr hes like MOCHI #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x oc #sebastian x mc #choccyart #clora clemons #lewis sallow #celeste sallow #also it doesnt matter how old clora and seb get as adults i will always be drawing them the same LFMAO #we can just chalk it up to wizard age since they live longer #and no matter how old seb gets i will not be drawing him with a beard or anything ever im sorry i like my men like i like my coffee #clean shaven

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paintedcrows · 4 months ago

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Some Fords! (and Martin K Blackwood is also there)

#Some Ford wips I'm working on! I'll probably post these all seperately later. I dunno yet. just wanted them out of brain jail #The TMA crossover drawings are inspired by a fic which I cannot find the name of right now BECAUSE AO3 is DOWN????#anyway I got more drawings for it I'll post all together later #also I haven't listened to protocals yet and I need to relisten to the og so I hope I remembered Martin's level of lonely avatarship lmao #Also I just think Ford would be a bit mean to himself. ESPECIALLY his immidiately post Fiddleford leaving self #conflicting thoughts of 'I cant risk changing the timeline' and #'I was a miserable self centered idiot and Im afraid I still am so I need to to put my younger self down to feel better'#Gravity falls #Stanford pines #ford pines #young stanford pines #gf fanart #fanart #fan art #my art #digital art #martin k blackwood #the magnus archives crossover #Edit: the fic was 'earth becomes sky in the most literal fashion'!!

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snarkspawn · 3 months ago

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I really enjoy playing through tnp again like hi it's been a while

#the northern passage #interactive fiction #lea chen #the hunter #and captain the horse #userpharawee #I don't have internet atm and it's been on and off (mostly off) for a few weeks now #it's annoying for all the obvious reasons but also becauce now I'm kind of looking forward to being at work #because at least there's working wifi there #if only it weren't for the horrors (the customers) lmao #anyway sorry for the rant #I'm not far into the new and improved chapter 1 yet #because again. no internet >.> and limited mobile data #but it's been long enough since i played it that it feels like a fresh start and that's nice #realised I never drew lea so I had to change that #I also redesigned my hunter a little #not sure about the braid idk if he'll keep that lol #I also want to change his name because I was never happy with it to begin with #but I haven't decided yet to for now they're just the hunter (he/they)

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chalkrub · 5 months ago

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saw some mangy dog on the outskirts of town

#my art #oc #els #werewolf #furry #anthro #illustration #you would not believe the hassle this gave me lmao....i want to do more with it but i have to wipe my hands of it #idk if this looks good but it has to be finished i have to be finished with it #WORD OF ADVICE that allows a small glimpse into the horrible time i've had: PLAN YOUR COMPOSITIONS #GOD. initial drawing of els: 1-2 hours at most. trying to find a composition that doesn't suck: 100000 hours and ongoing #i think my problem is this els looks better zoomed in but finding a way to keep it zoomed in....mission impossible #i love this els face though. i will admit. i had to persevere to get SOMETHING that at least vaguely worked so i could show off this els #okay. okay. anyway it's greengage season again. big ups to greengages for making life just that much brighter #also the owls are goin crazyyy outside my window rn they are speaking and i am listening. in a delirium

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sohotthateveryonedied · 5 months ago

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#please i have to know if i'm just a bitch or not #you can probably guess what my opinion is on the matter lmao #just orphan the fic if you don't like it anymore/don't want to be associated with it!!!!#that's what the orphaning option is for!!!! why are you taking away MY beloved reading material!!!!!! it makes me so mad #i've started downloading and keeping a collection of my favorite fics because i can't trust them not to disappear on me #if you've written a fic i love and deleted it you'd better count your days #ao3 #archive of our own #orphaned works #deleted fics #fanfic #fanfiction #fics #batfamily #batfam #batman #fandom #i'm just gonna tag all the fandoms i've read fic for lmao #voltron #voltron legendary defender #the raven cycle #trc #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #yuri on ice #marvel #mcu #the avengers #young justice

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krysmcscience · 8 months ago

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Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

#fanart #comics #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl yellow cat #this is my headcanon and i'm sticking to it #the lamb is a goofy stabby-babby goober and narinder is just a grumpy asshole who constantly velcroes onto them for hella snuggles #look - if you've been trapped in the afterlife void for over a thousand years - you are GONNA want a fuckton of snuggles #that's just science #the scribble comic i did with narinder and the yellow cat can technically work as part four i guess #only instead of the lamb Going Gremlin at the attempt to steal their other followers' devotion #they just comin' at him for Rad Cuddles OuO #someday i will draw these two with the proper height difference i imagine them having #today is not that day #today is also not the day i pin down exactly how long i want narinder's tail to be #(but i want it to be Very Long - just because)#there are inconsistencies here and there and probably some mistakes but i have been working on these for a week and i am So Tired guys #EDIT: haha yeah i forgot to color in narinder's fukken ears again #fuk :)#EDIT 2: i fixed it but it's probably too late at this point lmao #EDIT 3: THE LAMB'S FUKKEN HORNS JFC #i am not editing this thing anymore cuz i need sleep and the mistakes are already out there *dies of artist mortification*

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inkedberries · 3 months ago

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i have a headcanon that Yoichi trims AFO's hair because i can't help but compare AFO's nicely trimmed hair to Yoichi's and i thought someone had to have cut AFO's hair for him and it is only logical for me to assume it was Yoichi who did. I think AFO would only trust Yoichi to be so close to him with a sharp object like a pair of scissors lol

I think Yoichi would have also liked cutting his brother's hair at first, because it would make him feel helpful in a way? And I just think even when AFO put him in the vault, AFO would still go there to get his hair trimmed by Yoichi.

and once Yoichi joins the resistance, he offers to do this for Kudo as well.