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Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I recently rewatched the Guessing Reddit's Favourite Frozen Dinners and man, it should've gotten more than one episode!
Such a comfy watch, absolutley love this quartet! I wish Smosh would do a week of content on each channel that didn't last, so it has a second chance.
Another great shout is the show Tommy pitched, where everybody has to mimic video game sounds. Too much gets pushed to the side, just because it doesn't pull in viewers, not because of quality.
Yeah they have SO MANY series that shouldâve continued but they havenât. And honestly, a part of me enjoys the shows they do just to âtry them outâ instead of the ones that are continuous. Like I know some shows have stayed for a reason, but I would replace tntl with an older show format that I enjoyed in a heartbeat if given the chance. I donât mean to repeatedly diss tntl but you can even hear in how the cast talks about it that theyâre a little tired. Some episodes are of course fun, Iâve enjoyed a few, but I think thatâs not a series that should be bi weekly. Maybe once a month or every so often bc I wouldnât wanna get rid of it in its entirety since a lot of people enjoy it, but I think it would be better not as often. But anyway, a lot of fans have been asking for like a throwback Thursday for them to revisit shows, and Iâd love that. Top of my list is probably whatâre those with Angela, Amanda, and Chanse as the contestants and show w/ no name with Shayne, Courtney, and Olivia for old time sake.
#smosh#smoshblr#tommy bowe#angela giarratana#amanda lehan canto#chanse mccrary#shayne topp#courtney miller#olivia sui#anon ask
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#pikmin#captain olimar#ft. louie captain shepherd and collin#as well as#moss (pikmin)#watched a stream series of pikmin 4 (its frankenbugs' series) thats what this is about really#but mostly. I just love olimar. I just really enjoy that man#also this really got me flexing those bande dessinée muscles from back thens lol#Ive missed drawin with this kinda proportions... I should do it more#Im gonna draw an olimar to put in my wallet. I need to make my life harder to explain to strangers#I also wanna. add more details to his space suit. make it look more like real life space suit for fun & entertainment#man I enjoy the animals in pikmin so much. they really are just like. animals. theyre animals#its great I love how genuinely bug-lookin the bugs are even with the stylization. pikmin and pokemon are really good at that#would like to learn how to do that... sometimes in the future#oh yeah fun fact. my effort at cleaning up my undercut a few days ago went badly. right before I went to a family reunion thing for 2 days#so I was goin out of my mind at that event postin abt olimar bc I love him#and then. when I got home. I decided to shave my head instead of trying to fix the haircut again#and so the sequence of events becomes I post about olimar -> I enter my bald arc#I am okay with this. have a good night lads. binding books is actually really fun u should try it
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Hi TRUMP tumblr!! Over the past few days I've been trying to get into the TRUMP series chronologically but it's proven to be difficult. I can't afford the DVDs or the BDs for the plays, so getting the raws has been hard.
Only a few of the plays are on Aidoru, so I've had to try and get the other raws from Nyaa, which is excruciatingly slow(I'm talking like 3MB every hour)compared to Aidoru, and I find that I can't bring myself to wait that long...The MEGA links for the raws on Nyaa are also useless, because of MEGA's transfer quota for free accounts. So I've been wondering if there are any other sources for the raws that I could use that are fast? Perhaps a google drive, or another website(I'm on mobile so I imagine that also has to be taken in to account)? Any help is appreciated :D!!
#true of vamp#trump series#i have never posted on tumblr#i have a fragile heart and a neurodivergent mind..#overcoming social anxiety to post online is a process i have never enjoyed#i just wanna watch the damn gay vampires#this series was literally handcrafted in a lab for me i can't handle not being able to get in to it
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I think it's really likely phee and jin happened bc they were both rebounding from non and maybe they caught feelings maybe they didn't maybe phee is feeling guilty for that but like to ME regardless of how bad they feel abt it they're fucking on non's dead body and I'm petty enough to put away critical thinking and appreciating the nuances of media to wish them a very die
#dff the series#dead friend forever#I GET IT I GET IT ik what yall r saying yes them as a pair can b interesting asf and if i wasnt a non girlie id be all over it but god#my nonnie deserves better#this is just the final nail in the coffin like#this is nons 13th (20th) reason#imagine going through all of THAT and then ur ex bf is fucking the guy who filmed u getting raped and dragged u back into a group#that was abusing u constantly when u were abt to leave it#like#yall r built different i simply cant hack it#i cant compartmentalise and not be disgusted of the non of it all in order to enjoy them#like there will always be 3 of u in that relationship and we all know it#i can't force myself to not be disgusted by them and it's required to feel any reaction besides auto recoil to the thought of them together#ur relationship is paved with sins and corpses how can u be together and have peace knowing every moment will be haunted by it#i dont wanna see them forgive themselves and eachother and be together bc its SO UNFAIR TO NON#and i simply cant get over that if i wanted hard reality i wouldnt b watching a gay slasher its just so unsatisfying#its unsatisfying to end it like thst with no justice for the victim#yes theres a compelling story there abt that dynamic between them but this isnt the show to explore kt#theyve put too much emphasis on the victim to go there#i understand the sentiment but a story like that doesnt go like this. this isnt the way u write a story like that & explore those themes#like the majority of the audience isnt wanting that theyre rooting for non BECAUSE of the way its been set up & written#the past and the actions against non r the focus not phee and jin dealing w the aftermath in the present
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gonna watch turkey 2020 to feel something
#god that race in engraved in my memory. waking up at the ass crack of dawn to watch it. seeing lewis win#seeing seb join him up there. enjoying formula one.#idk man going to the race always makes me nostalgic cause of course i wanna feel what i first felt when i fell in love with the sport#and like! i just watched some old videos i made and i wanna make videos again and yada yada yada#maybe i'll watch something from 2009. idk. just need something ya know and i know an old race would fix me#cause like. i watched the danke seb video. i watched the jenson world champion video. i watched the lewis fan cam.#idk maybe it was cause i was also learning how to create videos that also made that process so exciting#not to say it's not fun now but its like. idk. i know how to do it so i'm going through the motions almost? which takes the fun out of it#whereas before i really got to stretch my creativity with the videos and now! i even try it for different series and sports#anyway. i forgot that i made an outro for 2021 and did a full directors cut on it so that i forgot the atrocities at the end of the season#also! forgot george was in williams in 2021. i feel like he's been with merc for much longer than just three seasons (counting this one)#anyway. its a good video. i like editing. wish i could do it more (quit telling people i'm dead!)#it's been a while since i've rambled on this blog so woe! motorsports nostalgia be upon ye#i'm rambling again aren't i?
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just got home! slightly earlier than last time. no hw so iâm gonna shower ++ âonce upon a crimeâ Should be out on netflix rn so iâm gonna watch an episode bc the plot seems interesying :3
#irl red riding hood solving murders or whatever apparently#i wanna try watching more non-anime jp series but the ones constantly reco to me are like romantic and i just. i canât enjoy it too much if#the romance is the main focus... for irl series i either watch dramatic reality tv shows or like#korean dramas focused around rich ppl and murder and drama or something lol#i started terrace house and finished 1 but never finished the others so maybe i should get on that#đ
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#i hate that netflix drops a whole season at one time#i wanna finish atla but most of us have real lives#and cannot binge đđđ#iâm also glad iâm going with no knowledge#cuz it seems some longtime fans arenât happy with#netflixâs adaptation#but for me watching the first two eps#was a blast & i could really feel aangâs loss#i guess i can just enjoy the series without#any comparisons
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honestly can we consider the circumstances surrounding Vickie returning fast times at ridgemond high with it paused on boobs?
So maybe she watched it and then went back to pause on that frame to stare at it. Questioning teen girl in the 80s it makes sense.
But then how did she not think to rewind before returning it that way? She has to know her peers work there and they'll be the ones to see it when they're doing rewinds?
Maybe it was like, she had it up and then oops her dad or boyfriend or someone shows up. Quickly! Take it out of the VHR before he sees! And then she forgot to rewind it before returning it. Or like, someone was doing her a favor and returned it for her before she could.
These passing details about Vicky make her low-key mysterious but I don't think it'll take us anywhere in canon (we don't have time for that anyway). She doesn't like, come across as mysterious but our collection of knowledge about her is interesting.
I kinda wanna characterize her as insecure and like, that's why she kind of tries to emulate molly ringwald lol. And that kind of gives some depth to the whole pausing on boobs thing. Just see her alone like struggling with these feelings (maybe for Robin!) and trying to test her own sexuality by staring at boobs lol. That makes the whole exchange in The War Zone more interesting too! Like she's struggling with her sexuality, specifically her feelings for Robin, and then suddenly Robin sees her being kissed by her boyfriend and she's like caught between these two worlds. The world with her boyfriend being kinda like, the familiar but increasingly unfitting, and the world of Robin being increasingly appealing yet scary and maybe even lonely (bc she only thinks her feelings are her own). But it doesn't feel lonely when she's actually With Robin! It feels all wrong, however, having those two worlds cross. They're not meant to. It's like even robin somehow knows since she runs away.
Also maybe Vickie's tendency to mimic out of an insecure sense of self is why in her nervous state she kind of emulates Robin.
Also don't get me started on her being casually in the War Zone? So much to unpack there. Is her boyfriend a big gun guy? She seemed pretty at home there lol enjoying herself. I forget if she was looking at something specific. Maybe someone in her family used to take her camping or taught her archery or something and she was Reminiscing while waiting for her bf to pick up whatever he needed. What did he need? Honestly who knows. I would say maybe he wanted to buy a gun bc recent events made him want to protect himself/Vickie, but she seemed so casual and chill it just wouldn't be fitting for that kind of shopping trip. I know the duffers like to play fast and loose with tone and the gravity of situations but I don't have to.
#I kinda feel like Vickie in fanfic is just there#Which is understandable#Even in rockie fics I don't feel like she always has much depth?#Which is interestingly how I feel about Chrissy in fics a lot too#Similarly just like#Boring#Not always#I think that's a big reason I tend to enjoy reading romance more than Robin x Chrissy#Bc Nancy is already a complex character#I do like some fics with Chrissy in them though#Kas!Chrissy by fastcardotmp3 is one of my fav fanfic series. Period.#Also I realize I've been using Vicky and Vickie interchangeably#I realized halfway through writing that I was writing Vicky with a y and didnt want to go back and change all the spellings#Also I do still feel like that scene with Robin watching wistfully at them kissing was off#Probably harsh but I think part of it was I wasn't convinced by Maya's acting in tht moment?#Can't necessarily blame her bc I wasnt convinced by the scenario itself#She sees a girl she likes who she knows has a boyfriend getting kissed by said boyfriend and is genuinely so heartbroken she has to run awa#I guess I don't buy it#Anyways. Maybe I'll write a little Vickie POV fic. Lil character study#All the fics I wanna write are like#Vickie character study#Eden character study#Argyle character study#Bunch of rarepairs#And then self insert fics djsjsbsn#Just fully me. I'd say you and yn but it's me. I'm picturing me specifically
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watch star trek. NOW
but theres so much stuff to watch already and i'm so bad at it
#i genuinely dont think i ever watched a single ep of any star trek series ever i just entirely missed the whole franchise#im sure its fun but waugh im already (sort of) trying to do better at watching movies for now#you wouldnt believe how many things i have not watched#i just watched North by Northwest and it had fun scenes but also i wanna punch cary grant so that did make it harder to enjoy#shevr
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i will be honest. do not know what i'm doing on this blog anymore i'm just here to reblog silly posts and share my silly songs and games and thoughts sorry
#b.txt#i.... i haven't watched an mcyt video on youtube in weeks#i think i might just becoming a full time twitch andy because i watch streams constantly whether it's hermitcraft vault hunters etc etc#mainly vault hunters tbh. but i watch all the streams all the time i just haven't tuned into videos for a while rip#i think it's bc when i watch videos i wanna be able to sit down n rly enjoy them. but i feel like i don't have time to do so#whereas w streams i'll just have them playing as background noise all the time and i don't feel like i have to be tapped in as much#:( argh sorry guys maybe mcc and life series s4 will fix me
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i honestly don't care if you don't like star wars or aren't interested in watching it, but i swear to g-d nearly every single filmbro quote unquote 'so-bad-it's-good' quote unquote 'i'll watch anything for my hot dead actor fave' camp lover who acts like they're better than everyone else for not watching it just because it's a popular thing always end up being the most annoying and miserable motherfuckers on this here planet earth.
#here comes all the 'but it DOES make me better than you' comments. L + Ratio + not cute + i don't care + put some love in your heart.#myevilposts#'oh but star wars does suck' i wasn't saying it was good either. it has its bad moments for sure. bad entire sections.#but wasn't it you saying that you loved 'bad' films?#plus star wars 100% has it's 'so bad it's good' campy moments. if u weren't aware.#in another life a new hope was a standalone cult classic that has an online fandom-fandom of 50 people tops.#the original trilogy has more in common with the cult films you guys worship than the mcu and if u watched them maybe you'd see that.#'i'll watch anything for peter cushing' really. really. would you really. let's be real here. would you really.#L + Ratio + how deep is your love + i am feeling like holden caulfield in this tumblr.com tonight.#and i'm not like that person complaining about the serbian pigeon film. i love obscure cult foreign films.#i consider myself an intellectual. i enjoy such things as having critical thinking skills and analyzing shit films.#i also enjoy a popular series. you don't have to enjoy it too but it doesn't solidify your spot in heaven to hate on popular media.#and star wars is plenty deserving of hate. btw. but this holier than thou nonsense is getting on my nerves.#just say you don't wanna watch it and move on.
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If you're getting to love hazbin, remember that she hates nonbinary people specifically and misgenders them for their own good
#I personally havenât seen anything about that#I know sheâs surrounded by a lot of controversy#but the series makes me happy#and I donât defend her#so I see no harm in watching the show#also buddy are you good you sent two anon hate asks in the span of like an hour#as a nonbinary individual I donât really wanna concern myself with rumors and I just wanna enjoy a cool show
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Also, minors, adult fiction and adult entertainment is NOT FOR YOU.
But, that's not going to stop teens from knowing what sex is nor will it stop them from looking at things they shouldn't. It's not going to stop someone from keeping sexy magazines stuffed under their mattress or from reading weird yaoi online.
A teenager isn't always going to think, "What if I don't read this anyway", because that stuff is forbidden and forbidding stuff is VERY exciting. But it's just "fuck around and find out" in fiction, with significantly less harm than getting entangled with Actual Adults.
But please, for your safety, while I'm not (and can't) stopping anyone from reading weird shit even as a teenager, PLEASE don't try to drag adults into your fantasies or desires. That's where stuff crosses the line.
Real Talk: responsible adults are not going to encourage teens from pursuing any kind of relationship with adults. We'll actively tell you to stop trying to play with fire, I swear. Don't lie about your age, that's a can of worms nobody wants to open.
IF YOU'RE A MINOR, AND SOMEBODY IS NOT DISCOURAGING YOU, THAT'S A RED FLAG. IF SOMEBODY IS SAYING, "You're mature for your age", BACK THE FUCK OFF.
I don't care if they say they're also your age, you can't trust that. You can't trust that someone saying you're "mature" or isn't discouraging you from even just having cybersex or whatever isn't an adult.
BACK THE FUCK OFF.
Protect yourself first by BEING CAREFUL. If you know there's actual adults talking, you probably shouldn't engage, because we don't want to get you or ourselves in trouble.
Also, dating sites aren't for minors, they're for adults. They're for people who can legally consent. DO NOT DATE SOMEBODY ONLINE IF YOU ARE GETTING ENCOURAGED ABOUT THAT OR ABOUT SEX.
RESPONSIBLE ADULTS DO NOT WANT TO DATE TEENS. WE REALLY DON'T, IT CROSSES A FINE LINE, AND IT'S SOMETHING EVEN FREAKS DON'T WANNA MESS WITH.
Your personal triggers and squicks do not get to determine what kind of art other people make.
People make shit. It's what we do. We make shit to explore, to inspire, to explain, to understand, but also to cope, to process, to educate, to warn, to go, "hey, wouldn't that be fucked up? Wild, right?"
Yes, sure, there are things that should be handled with care if they are used at all. But plenty more things are subjective. Some things are just not going to be to your tastes. So go find something that is to your tastes and stop worrying so much about what other people are doing and trying to dictate universal moral precepts about art based on your personal triggers and squicks.
I find possession stories super fucking triggering if I encounter them without warning, especially if they function as a sexual abuse metaphor. I'm not over here campaigning for every horror artist to stop writing possession stories because they make me feel shaky and dissociated. I just check Does The Dog Die before watching certain genres, and I have my husband or roommate preview anything I think might upset me so they can give me more detail. And if I genuinely don't think I can't handle it, I don't watch it. It's that simple.
#this is a really good series of posts to read#longread#if something in fiction makes you uncomfortable DON'T READ OR WATCH IT#people have different reasons for dealing with or reading dark and twisted themes but#it's still far better that it's FICTIONAL#it's like the fine line between people who read horror and crime fiction for fun and people who obsessively seek out true crime stories#and EVEN THEN maybe people enjoying true crime just have twisted interests but aren't actually interested crime or hurting people#it just turns into fear mongering when you wring your hands over media#and how it may have inspired one person to do awful things#because i know a lot of people who like splatter and slasher movies but also aren't inspired to murder people#there's deeply disturbing and horrible fiction with horrible intentions behind their creation for sure#but the same way we can have enough media literacy to understand that intent and that it's wrong#like let people sort out their own problems#people who read light novels about a loser who really likes their little sister already know it's fucked-up#people who read awful dark and twisted things ALREADY KNOW IT'S FUCKED-UP#and if something is fucked-up enough to disturb you#you can curate your experience by filtering or muting or blocking or what-have-you#i see shit i don't wanna see on AO3 and I just keep scrolling#like dang you don't have to start a witch hunt
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simon ghost riley is sometimes a little blunt (warning: smut)
You adore him for who he is, but it still unnerves you with just how blunt he can be at times.
It usually happens privately with just you:
âIn about 5 minutes, Iâm gonna eat you out.â He says as you are in the middle of The Goblet of Fire on the couch. You almost choked on your popcorn.
Or youâre doing laundry in the morning. âWe need pineapple juice next time weâre out, want you to enjoy swallowing next time youâre suckin me off.â Jaw dropped.
He does it in front of the team too- and sometimes itâs even worse:
You accidentally dropped your lip balm onto the bar floor while fishing it out of your purse and bend to pick it up.
âHavenât seen that angle in a while, dove. Itâs been too long since we done doggy.â
Itâs a never-ending series of eyebrow raises when Simon decides to open up his mouth and youâre around, needless to say. You brunt all of the embarrassment and the deep blushes, Simon couldnât give a shit. He didnât even clock it when John, Johnny and Kyle would all give him shocked looks. Man just owns it. Completely unbothered.
âYoure wearin the skirt you wear when you wanna get fucked. That your goal?â
âSimon!â You hiss, you can feel the red hot heat rush to your face.
But he just stares back at you, waiting for your response. You can hardly believe how composed he is when his Captain is right there glaring at him.
âSo?â
âI need another beer.â John excuses himself, he canât even look you in the eyes right now. Kyle joins him shortly after making a run for it, but youâre left with a quiet Johnny patiently waiting for you to respond. Eager, almost. Joy.
âYou canât just say things like that in public, especially not in front of your friends!â You lecture, pulling down your skirt in the process.
âWhy? If you wanted to fuck, you couldâve just said so, love. Give me 2 to down this pint and Iâll meet you in the toilets, yeah?â
âSimon!â You smack his thigh.
âCan I watch?â Johnny asks excitedly.
âNo!-â âFine.â
Johnnyâs face lights up while yours gives Simon a death stare.
âDo you want it or not?â You roll your eyes and throw your purse over your shoulder.
âYou two are ridiculous.â And they watch you walk away.
Simon only shrugs, pounding back his beer before coming after you. Doesnât make a difference to him if he fucks you here and now or at home and later.
â⊠so is that a no?â Johnny asks with puppy eyes.
#he be like đ„ș#joonieskinks#simon riley x reader#cod mw2#ghost simon riley#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#mw2 x reader#cod imagine#ghost cod#ghost mw2#ghost#cod ghost#simon riley fluff#Simon riley comfort#simon riley x you#ghost x you#cod x reader#simon riley imagine#simon riley#simon ghost riley#simon riley smut#ghost x reader x soap#ghoap x reader#simon riley ghost smut
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IâMA MAKE U SCREAM â
S. GOJO & S. GETO
âčâË. a series of unrelenting, mysterious phone calls late at night leads to you being sandwiched between two hot ghostface slashers whoâve got you fucking for your life.
warnings. 18+ content â mdni, fem! reader, ghostface! gojo & geto, threesome, knife play, landline phones, mentions of death, oral (f receiving), double penetration, anal/fingering, tongue piercings, pussy slapping, biting. 5.2K words whew (pls read anyway đ§ââïž)
xoxo, juno. happy halloween!! thank you to my dearest wolfy anon for beta reading <33 comment & rb if you enjoyed!!! đ
âhello?â
âwhy donât you wanna talk with me?â
âwho is this?â you roll your eyes, unimpressed by the cheery voice coming through the phone. âitâs like eleven at night, what do you want?â
âya tell me your name, and iâll tell ya mine,â that voice lilts into a teasing tone, words dripping with persuasive sweetness.
ânah, iâm heading to bed. nice talk.â
âaw, bedtime already? youâre not even gonna watch a movie before you sleep?â the question has your brows furrowing in aggravation, but you sigh, choosing to answer anyway.
âi didnât have anything in mind,â the caller lets out a laugh, straight into your ear. âwhat, youâve got a suggestion?â
âdo you like scary movies?â and you can hear the smile in the callerâs voice; heâs amused, probably laughing with his friends over the prank call in the moments of muffled silence.
âi suppose so.â
âdonât you have a favorite? why not watch it?â
âwell, i wonât be able to sleep,â you reply simply, twirling the phone cord between your fingers. âbut the longer we talk, the more sleep i lose out on. so, have a good night!â
âwait!â the caller snaps, demanding as ever. the sudden outburst sends chills straight down your spine. âdonât hang up on me.â
âand why shouldnât i?â the blatant defiance has the caller letting out a laugh that sounds rather menacing . . he clears his throat, seemingly returning to his more even tempered tone.
âweâre not done talking,â he says simply, sounding a little crackly through the phone. âso donât hang up, youâllââ
a rational person with an interest in talking would certainly call during the day, and only once or twice before quitting altogether to wait for a call back. an irrational person would have your house phones ringing off the hooks while you were in the shower, calling nonstop and then getting far too arrogant once you finally picked up. just as you slam the phone back down, it starts to ring again.
you decide to leave the room, figuring that the caller will tire himself out quickly, but he doesnât. in the time that you left the phone to go to another room, there wasnât a single beat of silence. furious, you race toward the phone, fingers sliding on the kitchen counter as you snatch it up.
âfuck you! listen to me, youâd better stopââ
âno, you listen to me,â the caller snarls, and the harshness of his voice has your heart kicking hard against your rib cage. something in your gut tells you that this isnât just a talkative caller. âdonât fucking hang up on me again, got that?â
you recover some of your composure, goosebumps rising on your skin. the cool breeze blowing through a nearby window adds to the chilling feeling thatâs washed over you in only a matter of seconds. âw-well, what do you want, then?â
âi wanna see your insides, dummy,â is the crazed response, and you canât stop the way your face immediately twists in horror. a clicking sound is heard as the second phone in your houseâthe one upstairsâis picked up, and another person hops onto the call.
ânow, now,â this new voice is smooth, immediately drawing your attention as you listen attentively through the phone. âthatâs no way to talk, youâll scare her silly.â
âwhat the fuck?â you ask aloud, although you hadnât meant to. all you can think about is the fact that two weirdos have you almost . . cornered on the phone.
the crazy voice scoffs, ignoring your mumbling. âwell, you heard her! trying to hang up and shit,â he clicks his tongue in disapproval before sighing. âanyway, where were we?â
you donât even say anything, and the other voice exhales into the phone. âsee, look at what youâve gone and done now. our girlâs too scared to talk to us, isnât she?â
âlook, i-iâm just gonna go to bed. goodnight.â
âyouâre not going anywhere, honey,â the calmer one of the two says, but this time his voice is much clearer, almost as if heâs standing beside you. you take a step backward, trying to shake off the weird feelings and relentless goosebumps spreading across your skin.
you might as well be wearing nothing.
the satin slip dress you were planning to sleep in is as thin as plastic wrap; youâve backed up into someoneâs strong chest and thanks to the thinness of your pajamas, you can feel each sharp ridge of muscle. the pecs are strong, firm to the touch, and the abs are hard enough to cut diamonds. fear races through your body, so overwhelming that your lips part to let out a screamâbut the noise is muffled by a large palm that pulls you back, flush against the muscles. separated only by a few layers of clothing, you can feel the warmth of their body and the casual rise of their chest as they breathe. if you werenât being silenced, this would be comforting, in a way.
âpromise you wonât scream, baby?â that calm voice has a dangerous edge; you nod immediately, frantically, desperately â as you feel a few tears gather in your eyes. this . . does not look, feel, or sound good in any way imaginable. who even are these people? and why you? a seemingly normal thursday evening had gone entirely downhill, and you didnât even know why.
âgood girl,â the person hums, dropping their hand from the lower half of your face and instead replacing it with the sharp edge of a knife. âletâs head upstairs, shall we?â as you ascend the steps, the blade drops lower, until it hovers over the tender skin of your throat. you canât even turn around and see who the person is, for fear of getting cut over the simple action.
âcould i at least turn around?â
âwhat for?â he asks, nudging the bedroom door open. youâre met with the frightening sight of a person in robes lounging on your bed, against your pillows. they have a spooky, ghostly mask, but you know who it is the second their mouth opens.
âyou took the knives out that quickly?â the figure clicks his tongue, raising a hand to his face to pull off the ghostface mask. so this is what this isâsome kind of ridiculous scream roleplay . . but the feel of the knife and the way it gleams is too real. âwhat happened to playing around, suguru?â
âitâsâitâs you! from the phone.â you say, straining against the man behind you, who pulls the knife a few inches away from your throat.
âcareful now, doll. youâll hurt yourself.â
âif you let me go, maybe iâdââ the man on the bed sits up then, pulling off his mask. you canât see who he is just yet, the shadow from his hood obscuring his face. in a moment, he grabs hold of your face with a gloved hand, fingers squeezing cruelly at your cheeks.
itâs utterly nasty, the way feelings of attraction twist in your stomach. heat rises to your cheeks and you swallow, looking into diamond blue eyes that have your heart fluttering despicably. how is it possible to even be focused on your grim reaperâs looks, almost entirely forgetting their intentions as you lose yourself in those eyes?
âcat got your tongue? i said i wanna see your insides and you didnât even look fazed.â
beneath the robe, you can see the tips of snowy hair, along with a face thatâs far too handsome to belong to some kind of murderer. you shake your head in disbelief, sucking in a breath. âuh . . huh? sorry, i didnât hear you.â
he drops your face with an annoyed scoff, stepping back to plop down on your bed before fully pulling off his hood. âyâknow whatâsuguru, you deal with her.â
the man behind you pushes you forward, and you awkwardly take a seat beside the sighing killer. suguru tugs off his mask and inspects the knife closely, running a gloved finger over the edge before nodding. âmight as well use the knives on you. maybe youâll hear us then?â
âwhatâre youâwhyâre you doing all this?â you ask, the words sputtering out of your mouth nervously. âis there any way i can convince you not to cut me open?â
suguru looks at his literal partner in crime, pushing his black bangs away from his eyes as he speaks. âoh? trying to cheat death, sweet thing?â
you shrug, casually flopping onto your back. the satiny fabric of your dress flips up, and you unintentionally give both of them a great view of your panties. now that theyâre deliberating how to move forward with you, the fear of the situation has dissipated greatly. âi just wanna go to bed and live to see another day tomorrow. name the price for my life and iâll pay it.â
âthose are fighting words,â suguru remarks, âdonât you agree, satoru?â
satoru nods, eyes glued to the thin fabric covering whatâs between your legs. his mind runs wild as he imagines what he and suguru could impose on you. theyâre practically in syncâsuguru looks over just as satoru looks up, the two of them sharing a knowing look.
âhmph. sit up and listen.â satoru nudges your thigh, and you do as he says, looking bored. the whole night has done one too many 180s, giving you the most severe case of whiplash in your life. youâd initially been annoyed, terrified, then mildly attracted, and now . . almost indifferent.
âyouâve got my full attention.â
âweâll let you live, on one condition,â satoru raises a finger before you can object, while suguruâs eyes covertly sweep over your body. âthink you could handle us at the same time?â
a proposition for a threesome is something you certainly did not see coming! you bite the inside of your cheek, willing yourself to maintain composure. suguru spices it up with a smirk, dragging that sharp knife of his along the edge of your jaw.
âyouâll have to fuck like your life depends on it.â
it does. tension weighs the air down, filling the room with a thickness even suguruâs knife couldnât cut through. sweat beads along the skin of your spine and you exhale in defeat. being between these two would be hardâin all ways possible; but one mistake and theyâd probably end up slitting your throat.
truthfully, youâre willing to risk it. most girls donât usually cross paths with two men that are each extremely attractive and willing to share you between one another. you squeeze your thighs together, an action that doesnât go unnoticed by either of them.
ây-yeah, okay. iâll do it.â
âatta girl,â satoru praises, the corners of his eyes crinkling. a wicked smile finds its way onto his rosy lips, but you donât back down, instead spreading your legs. you look between them, a silent invitation extended in one glance.
âlie back for us.â
âyou were the one who told me to sit upââ perhaps the unnecessary snark isnât a good idea, not with the way suguru eyes you warily.
satoru leans in hastily, connecting his lips with yours to effectively shut you up. his body barrels into yours, pushing you into suguru, who catches you and cages you against his strong chest. the knife is abandoned as he strokes his fingertips along the tender skin of your neck, sighing into your ear while satoru occupies your lips.
âso pretty. heh, youâre pretty every night.â
suguruâs touch has you letting out a moan that satoru eagerly swallows, his gloved hands roaming your body. however, he seems to remember heâs got gloves on; without pulling away, he snatches them off.
âher tits, suguruâplay with her tits.â
the mumbled words are audible only to suguru, who complies with a chuckle. unlike satoru, he makes no move to do away with his gloves. you moan, his hands squeezing at your tits while his fingertips stroke over your nipples until they grow hard.
âs-suguru,â you mewl, pulling away for a moment to suck a breath into your deprived lungs, âkeep touching me thereâjust like that.â
satoruâs palm comes down hard against the side of your thigh, and he grips your face, forcing you to look at him. âfocus on me, got that? wouldnât want him to stop, would you?â
you shake your head, and in a split second, satoruâs got your upper lip between his teeth. he bites down playfully; the impact makes you gasp, and he seizes the opportunity to slip his tongue into your mouth. arousal pools in your panties, and you fidget in your spot between them, hoping that youâll finally get the attention youâve been craving sooner rather than later. suguruâs tongue drags against your neck while he takes in the scent of your body wash from earlierâs shower. thereâs a cool sensation coming from the center of his tongueâyou can feel a firm ball of some kind.
itâs a little shameful, getting this hot and heavy from a simple kiss. only, his tongue rolls against yours, and any semblance of embarrassment melts away. suguruâs fingers pinch both of your nipples at the same time, sending shockwaves right to your pussy.
âfuck,â you sob into satoruâs mouth, practically lightheaded from how overwhelming it already is, as well as the lack of air. âi-i need more.â
suguru hums, continuing to toy with your hardened nipples. âalready slutting yourself out for us, sweetheart? that was fast, wasnât it?â
satoru finally draws back, a glossy string of spit connecting your lips to his. he doesnât move just yet, savoring the moment like a piece of special candyâyouâve practically got hearts in your eyes, all hot and bothered because of him. well, suguru is a factor, but he didnât put in nearly as much work as satoru.
âlie back for us, babe.â this time you donât fight them on it, scooting off suguru so you can comfortably prop yourself up on the mountain of pillows.
âtsk. this dress ought to go.â suguru brandishes his knife, and cuts through the satin material of the slip as easily as a stick of butter.
âhey!â you snap, the remains of your dress sliding off to the sides of the bed like rags. âwhat about you two!? you canât just cut up my clothes like that when neither of you are naked!â
satoru rolls his eyes, tossing your legs apart. meanwhile, suguru clearly isnât done with that knife; he trails it along the slopes of your naked body, the edge of the blade sharpened in a way that has you gasping. he applies a little bit of pressure, and your skin splits like it would after a paper cut.
âa-are you cutting my skin open?â you ask incredulously. you know the answer, but for whatever reason, you donât pull away from him.
âmaybe,â he replies breezily. ââs nothing deep. you can handle it, canât you, honey?â
âwould you look at that?â satoru wolf whistles, and heat rises to your cheeks as he gathers your legs together, tugging them up. the knife pauses at your collarbone as suguru leans backwards to take a look, and his eyebrows raise immediately.
âsheâs fucking soaked.â
âput the knife down ân come give it a taste.â
satoruâs request is breathless, but effective. the knife falls onto the blankets, and for a moment you use your head to consider what might happen in the futureâsomeone could sit on that thing, lie down on it. satoruâs tongue rips the thought out of your head and replaces the words that were on the tip of your tongue with a sweet moan of bliss. your clit throbs at the prospect of more, and their balmy puffs of breath fanning over you only arouse you further.
their faces press together, side by side as they start to eat your pussy in a way that immediately has your back arching and hips bucking. satoru focuses all his attention on your clit, flicking the tip of his tongue over it while suguru slurps up all of your slick. there it is again, that cool sensationâheâs got a tongue piercing. the moonlight shines through the flowy curtains, illuminating the killers in an almost angelic glow . . maybe theyâre actually pussy killers.
ââs like fucking candy,â satoru moans, tongue dipping down to gather up your slick. it bumps into suguruâs, and he only lets out a laugh that sends vibrations through your entire core. âsweetest pussy iâve ever tasted, shit.â
the room fills with the lewd, nasty sounds of their slurping and licking as they devour your pussy together. you slip a finger between your teeth and bite down once one too many noises threaten to escape you, and suguru pulls back to land a smarting slap on your pussy.
âah ah. do not try to go quiet on us.â
âsorry, âm sorry,â you stutter dumbly, mind and body reeling from the delicious sting of the slap.
âwe want you screaming,â he emphasizes, spitting onto your cunt and watching as it flutters, the glob slipping down more rapidly due to the movement. âand you will be, by the end of all this. understand, doll?â
you nod hastily, and his eyes flick upwards to your face, the hardness in them a simple warning. âyeah, i understand.â
satoruâs drawing hearts and letters on your clit, each one making you shudder more than the last. each drag of his tongue makes him moan as he takes in more of your taste. beside him, suguruâs dips his tongue between your folds, the sensation nothing more than a tease. they plan to split you open on their cocks, and getting you desperate for it is only the first step of their plan.
ângh, t-thatâs so fucking good,â you cry, thighs quaking on either side of their heads. âplease, iâm gonna cum.â
âgive it to us,â satoru is the first to speak, his voice clear as it cuts through the lewd sounds in the air. heâs got one hand on the side of your thigh, holding you open just for them. âon our tongues, like a good girl.â
satoruâs ministrations on your clit grow more insistent; heâs working to pull your orgasm from you, while suguru continues to slurp at your messy pussy, his eyes falling shut. a familiar and overwhelming sensation coils in your tummy; itâs one that has your hands flying to both suguru and satoruâs heads, fingers finding purchase in their hair.
âiâi think âm gonna cum,â you cry, back arching off the bed while your hips jolt forward into their faces. after hearing the first word of your delirious warning, satoru replaced his tongue with his finger and moved beside suguru, the two of them slurping all your cunt has to offer. to them, itâs like drinking ambrosia.
youâre pulling hard at their hair, only encouraging them to groan against you. suguru speaks, eyes rolling back from just a little hair pulling. but it makes sense, with hair like that. of course his scalp is very sensitive.
âcover us in your cum, baby.â
obedient and right on time, your pussy gushes, hole fluttering around nothing while your clit throbs beneath satoruâs finger. the intense orgasm has left you twitching from the aftershocks, gasping for breath, and overly sensitive. of course, satoru and suguru take advantage of the aforementioned sensitivity with smirks on their faces.
âno, wait, i-i just came,â is all you can sob, your hands smacked away once you try to tug them off your aching cunt. âsatoruuu, suguruuu.â
suguru only laughs, mimicking your tone with a roll of his eyes. âaw, babyyy. thatâs too bad, isnât it?â
with how sensitive you are, itâs not hard for them to drag a second orgasm out of you. this time, a few tears cascade down your cheeks as you fall over the edge with a pitched cry. satoru spanks your still twitching cunt and laughs at the way you gasp and recoil, legs still trembling.
âsuguru, whatcha think? you wanna take her mouth ân iâll fuck her pussy?â
âthatâs far too considerate, satoru.â he shakes his head, talking about you as if youâre not in front of them. âcâmon,â suguru purrs, gesturing for you to get up as he slips off his robe and boxers. âlie on top of me.â
you canât help but ogle, a little starstruck by his body and the thrill of everything. he sticks out his tongue playfully when he notices you staring, the metal ball in his tongue gleaming. his abs flex and his cock bobs as he lays down on your bed, beckoning you over with a gloved finger. satoru gulps, panting softly at the sight. following his best friendâs lead, he slips off his matching clothing and mounts the bed, which sinks under his weight with a creak. part of you wonders if the bed frame will give out by the end of this.
âhand me the lube,â suguru grunts, catching the small bottle in his larger hand. the liquid is cool, even through the leather of his gloves. he rubs his fingers together to warm it up a little for you. his fingertips prod at the tight ring of your asshole, and you let out a squeak of surprise.
âcâmon. relax for me, doll.â
you take a breath, body sweltering with arousal. this is certainly new for you, but you donât complainâand anyway, the slight coolness of the lube feels good against your hot skin. satoru bites down on his lower lip as he watches his best friend prep you to take both of their cocks at the same time. something wicked has the corners of his lips curling up into a smile as he pictures you screaming for them.
likely picturing the same thing, suguru tongues at your jaw, kissing the tender skin wetly before nipping hard. you can only cry out, his lips serving as a simple distraction while his fingers push inside and stretch you out.
you gasp, and he feels you squeeze down hard on his fingers, hips jerking away. âcome now, donât run from it,â suguru coos, twisting his body beneath you to angle you the right way again. he ignores your whining, and satoru silently strokes his cock to the sight. âi know, i know. just breathe for me, âkay?â
slowly, your body accommodates the new stretch without any more sting or discomfort. in fact, your hips begin to rock into his fingers, chasing them when he starts to pull out.
âi-i think sheâs ready, suguru,â satoru finally speaks up, clearing his throat. his voice is a little choked, and you can clearly see the flush on his cheeks even in the dark. âfor both of us.â
âyou hear that, honey?â his warm breath fans over the shell of your ear, making you shudder against him. âletâs see who can make you scream the loudestâme or satoru.â
âas if,â the man in question huffs, pushing your thigh to the side and looking over your dripping pussy with an obvious hunger. âfuck, baby. iâm gonna ruin you.â
with that, satoru grasps his cock and guides it inside your needy cunt. suguru does the same, pushing his length into your ass. the three of you moan collectively, a harmony if ever there was one. you sob, tears burning at the corners of your eyes from the intensity of the stretch.
satoru grits his teeth and grips your hips for support, then pushes all the way inside you. he bottoms out easily, his cock sliding against suguruâs, separated only by a thin layer of tissue. so thin that they can feel the shape of one anotherâs cocks through you.
âfuckinââshittt, oh my god,â satoruâs easily overwhelmed, heart pounding in his ears while sweat covers his entire body in a sticky sheen.
suguru bites your neck hard, but the pain registers as pleasure despite the fact that he tastes a few irony drops of blood on his tongue.
âdo either of you plan to move?â you complain, lips parting in an âoâ shape around a whiny moan. âor are we just gonna sit hereââ
âshut the fuck up,â suguru groans, clapping a dry and gloved hand over your tits before squeezing them. âweâll move when we fucking feel like it.â
waves of almost euphoria wash over your entire body, leaving you breathless and panting. when youâd first met these two, youâd been sharp and aware of your surroundings, but now everything is hazy and your body burns as though you have a fever.
the bed creaks dangerously as satoru jumps into action, slowly rocking his hips into yours with a few choked, wanton moans. before long, heâs more confident, fucking into you with a tight grip on your skin and at an invigorated pace. youâre so hot and oh so tightâsatoru fucking loves itâyou feel perfect. he loves the way you squirm on top of his best friend, hips canting forward eagerly to meet his. the evidence of how good heâs making you feel is painted all over your face, apparent in the wobble of your lower lip and the tears in your eyes.
you hear a sigh from behind you. âcanât lose the bet,â suguruâs voice is laced with faux sympathy. it takes him a few seconds, but he finally starts moving, groaning in approval at the shake of your body and gasping, ragged breaths.
above you, sweat rolls down satoruâs face, the snowy tips of his hair sticking to his forehead while others fall in front of his eyes. ây-you like it like this, baby?â the question is rhetorical, but your whimpering tells him everything he needs to know. the corners of his lips curl into a smile thatâs soon wiped away by overwhelming pleasure. âyouâre taking us so fuckinâ well, sweetheart . . driving me insane, goddamn.â
âi second that,â the metal ball of suguruâs piercing clicks as he sweeps his tongue over his teeth, panting hard into your ear. âreally, baby . . feel like the luckiest fuckinâ guy in the world right now, heh.â
as if youâre not the luckiest girlâbeing sandwiched between these two is a dream you didnât even know you had. inside you, their cocks throb against one another, dragging in and out of your holes ruthlessly. the tempo only speeds up, becoming too much too quickly.
you nudge a weak, clammy hand against satoruâs waist, arching your back on top of suguru and nearly nailing him in the face with a reverse headbutt. before the latter can say anything, satoru snatches your hand and intertwines your fingers with his, then pins it down to the bed. he advances forward, his chest now against yours to keep you still.
âah ah,â he tuts, his nipples hard as they press against yours, âmove your damn hand, baby. this is what you wanted, remember?â
âi certainly do,â suguru titters, nipping at your earlobe. âdonât be like that. you can take it, canât you?â
his words are convincing; heâs got you nodding in acceptance. heâs right, of course. this is what you wanted earlierâyouâve been taking both of their cocks so fucking well. just as you tell yourself youâll make it through this, satoruâs fingers ghost along the soft skin of your stomach. despite the exhaustion thatâs setting into his body, his hips donât even stutter as he focuses on your swollen clit.
âoh . . oh my god,â the words are torn from your throat, which only grows more sore with all the noise you canât seem to stop making. a familiar shakiness settles in your voice, and youâre fighting to keep the breath in your lungs, but it escapes you far too easily. âiâm-âm gonna cum for you, âmââ
as you hurtle closer to all encompassing euphoria, the sounds of skin slapping against skin fade out and grow foggy. yet, you manage to hear their voices eagerly spurring you on, the two of them in the same boat as you.
âyeah, âs right. fuckinâ cum for us, baby.â satoruâs own orgasm creeps up on him, his head tipping back as your pussy starts to flutter around his cock. of course, suguru can feel the throbbing of his best friendâs cock and the quavering of your needy pussy. he releases your tits, seeing the bruising heâs left before squeezing his eyes shut in concentration.
âya heard him, honey,â he utters after a long groan, his voice low and husky. âtake all of our fucking cum.â you gasp out, nodding your head frantically as you teeter over the edge.
everything happens fast, and all at the same time. satoru cums inside you, his broad shoulders shaking as he rides it out while your pussy practically milks him for more. your cunt spasms, hips jerking upwards from the intensity of it. the movement pushes out suguru, his cum leaking out of your bruised ass and spilling in white puddles on his pelvis.
satoru looks down, biting down on his lower lip as he pulls his cock from you. this is quite the reward, seeing cum pour from both of your spent and twitching holes. your shuddering, sweltering body finally begins to cool after what feels like hours. suguruâs exhausted, but he kindly lifts you and lays you down on the bed beside him. satoru flops down beside you with a heaving sigh, only to lay on the knife from earlier.
âow, fuck!â he jolts, sitting up and tugging the sharp blade from where itâs tangled in the sheets. he unceremoniously hurls it to the floor, laying back down with a vengeful huff.
youâre too tired to laugh, but a small smile plays on your lips. âdo you still wanna kill me?â
ânot right now,â suguru throws an arm over his face, gesturing in the direction of the floor. âthe knifeâs down there, anyway.â
you sit up, craning your neck to take a look. from what you can see, the floor is littered with their dark costumes and two masks, the knife completely out of sight. âi donât see it.â
âhm, remember we talked about making you scream for us?â satoru speaks up, and in your dizzy haze, you donât notice that glint in his eyes.
âuh, yeah, i think so? i thought you already did.â
âdonât you watch scary movies?â suguru scoffs, looking at you from beneath his forearm. âyou should know what happens next.â
you laugh, rolling your eyes. âyeah, whatever. what happens next, you kill me? very funny. let me convince you again,â and you clear your throat. âno, please donât kill me, mr. ghostface! i wanna be in the sequel!â
satoru simply shakes his head, and the knife plunges into your back. with a gasp, you sputter out a few garbled words, blood pouring down your bare back as you fall backwards onto the bed. you writhe on the mussed sheets, blood spilling from your lips and trickling down your chin in vermillion rivulets. beside you, the blood covered suguru and satoru let you struggle aimlessly until your body stills; then they slip their masks on again . .
âandddd cut!â the director jumps from his seat with proud claps, and the production assistants rush in from every direction to help clean up the mess.
âsatoru, fuck! that knife was so sharp,â you sit up, sending a glare his way as you wipe the fake blood off your skin. despite being a fake knife, the shiny plastic point was rather jagged.
âexcellent performances, the three of you! our halloween special is sure to be a hit!â the director is gushing as he praises the three of you.
âyeah, yeah,â suguru says, his cheeks flushed a rosy pink. âiâve gotta take a shower. seriously, the corn syrup is so fucking sticky.â
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my love for percy jackson vs my overwhelming secondhand embarrassment: FIGHT
#shut up danni's talking#idk what the deal is w the pjo series but the first ep is up and im watching the second now#i am. both Suffering and yet v excited#i had to stop reading the second book bc of my secondhand embarrassment pls i just wanna enjoy;;;#pls someone who knows the books and everything in it tell me if the secondhand embarrassment cools off after a while#i know that book one is full of it and book two starts off w a huge heap of it#but the rest??? idk#i know some plot beats of the series bc its a beloved series online so i know enough to have fond feelings of it#and i liked what i've read!!!!!! just gah the secondhand embarrassment my mortal foe#anyways here's your announcement or w/e that the series is up now
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