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Guys help I think the office is haunted.
#The Stanley Parable#The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe#tsp#tspud#Stanley tsp#The Narrator tsp#Employee 432#Settings Person#Drinky Bird Narrator#I can't see 432 as a humanoid form really#I just see them as a miscellaneous blob#They Used to be human though just like The Narrator
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miscellaneous kirby characters n if id trust them w my drink at the club while i go to the restroom n how well theyd protect it
king dedede:hed say hell make sure nobody touches it but hed end up drinking it himself out of an impulse, hed rush to buy me a new one but id be able to tell its new bc its full n hes acting weird, this is getting a new full free drink but i will have to say 0/10 bc my original drink was not protected
nightmare:id cover my drink if i saw him at the club.0/10.
meta knight:hed give a dramatic monologue hell protect it with his life n draw out his sword, taking a defensive stance until im back, my drink is fully safe n we both have a fun time at the club, 10/10
dark meta knight:he would leave it on the table unprotected n id break it on his head when im back n a fight would break out n wed both end up in jail, horrible time at the club 0/10
daroach:no hed steal it.0/10
magolor:i would NOT trust him w it hed put smth in himself.nothing dangerous but hed put like.fucking pepper he carries in his pocket for specifically this occasion in it.5/10 bc i mean ig technically my drink was kept safe he kept it his word its just disgusting now
taranza:in general i think hed do a great drink protecting job, hed take it n cover it w one of his hands n would observe every corner of the room looking for possible drink threats while having his four remaining hands ready to throw punches, but my concern is while im gone hell accidentally see someone from floraria in the club n have to make a run for it bc theyre still mad abt the whole monarchy coup thing n might try to kill him, hed take my drink w him n id come back to no drink, so a 6/10 due to the success chances
susie:the second i say im going to the restroom she announces shes coming too, bc were both girls n girls follow each other to the bathroom, shed hold my drink for me after following me all the way n she has a gun so id say id feel its absolutely safe w her, 10/10
francisca:froze my drink holding it.7/10 bc she did her best id just wait for it to unfreeze to honor her efforts
flamberge:evaporated my drink holding it.the cups empty n were both just sad.5/10 she did keep it safe but theres nothing there anymore
zan partizanne:ok so heres the thing.shed do a great job protecting it.shed take out her spear n get ready to strike anyone who might touch my drink.but the issue is zan is herself n she ends up impulsively attacking anyone whos stepping near her after a while n within the 4 minutes it took for me to be back she killed half the club n is in jail n id have to go pick her up (theres no legal trouble bc she killed all the cops in there too).but hey my drinks safe! 10/10
hyness:you see i dont think hyness would be untrustworthy w my drink.i think hed get confused if i were to hand it to him bc he wasnt paying attention but he wouldnt let anyone get near it to do anything.id come back to my drink the same way it was before.but the thing is i just dont trust him.its not abt the drink its abt personal bias.i just dont trust him i wouldnt want to give him a personal task representing the bond between two ppl bc i dont trust him.0/10
void termina:if its the big boy form id poke it at the leg n ask if it can keep my drink safe n itd just carefully pinch it between its fingers, i would cheerfully go on my way bc the rest of the club is gathered at the corner in fear far from the giant god of destruction, 10/10 but if its the blob form i would not bring a toddler to the club.also even if it wasnt a toddler it has no hands.0/10
fecto elfilis:if i saw elfilis at the club our eyes would meet n id ask someone to hold my drinks n then id start running towards them n punch them square in the face.n then id keep punching them while theyre down.theyd have to get the entire security team on me to get me to stop.id end up at a padded room in the mental hospital bc id start beating up security too n then start beating elfilis up again.id chew my way out of the walls n find where elfilis lives n start beating them up again.theyd never know peace again.it doesnt matter what happens i will find them n i will punch them.n id continue to until theyre finally dead.
escargoon:yeag i think hed keep an eye on it i trust him :) 10/10
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(MORE PDBC QUESTIONS!!)
What's Fincg Island like? In my head I'm imagining it like Wuhu Island from Wii Sports but...that probably isn't right lmao. You've mentioned a town square before, so is there one central city with exterior cities occupied by the clans? Or does basically everyone minus like...tutrmeister and TBYTF live there?
Also, what do the little Pumpkin Daddy gophers mine for?
OHHHH YEEEES QUESTIONS….YEEEES AHAHAHAHA
gonna start with the simple question: the pumpkin daddy gophers dig for a variety of things. Nothing really in particular. Mostly malachite and copper, probably. Their real job is to keep the internet and power running. How they manage to do that with little pick axes I have no idea, but they do. The group is called “camp work” and they’re under the supervision of the legendary pumpkin daddy spider hybrid. Camp work is completely situated underground so most people never even realize how much work is going on. They get paid in key lime cookies. They’re known to be very fickle and if their working conditions aren’t absolutely perfect they’ll stop working, thusly shutting off the internet for everyone. Because of that Internet is very sparse on fincg island so it’s not used all too often. They also sort of act as messengers considering they can get around so fast (sort of think like Venus’s buds if Venus’s buds were extremely annoying and couldn’t heal you) but nobody likes them so they don’t do that too often.
and okay. Longer answer. What’s fincg island like:
I don’t fully know cause I’ve never taken the time to fully flesh it out, but there is a lotta miscellaneous details and traditions that I’ve came up with over the months so there is some stuff.
Firstly, it’s a really big island. Thusly there’s a lotta varying environments and such. I dunno how big it is because admittedly I’m terrible with any form of measurements because I have no sense of scale but uhhh maybe like 2,000 miles from north to south and 1,000 from east to west. That could be very inaccurate to what I’m picturing because again, the concept of scale does not exist in my head. My own shortcomings aside, I’ve never actually drawn a map of fincg island (usually abbreviated to FI so I will continue to do that from now on) or anything but uhhh I guess I could do an unofficial rendering of it right now:
yeahhh like this kinda. Not an all too interesting shape, kinda just an oval-ish blob. As you can see the regions are split more so split into directional terms rather than occupied clan zones. There are no real clan owned territories, it’s all just kinda a big mess, but clan headquarters are situated in different regions, meaning there are a higher ratio of certain clan members to others in certain areas as clan members tend to flock there. The central area is more of a mix of everything, but the northern region is mostly pumpkin clan, the southern region is fish clan (not that there are any members but the headquarters is situated there), western region is Ramsay clan (again, not many members actually there but it’s still seen as Ramsay clan territory) and the jørgan clan in the east. In general, FI is similar to Russia in its span of environments and such, and they share a lot of plants and animals because FI is loosely based on Russia. But moving on.
The history of the place isn’t well known because pumpkin daddy never bothered to preserve it so a lotta it is lost to time. The old owner of the island was some guy named Toprumo who was the equivalent of a piece of white bread. he was very boring and nobody really had any strong opinions on him. After pumpkin daddy took over, Toprumo was pretty much erased from history entirely. so it’s fitting the exact same thing happened to pumpkin daddy once he disappeared (mini side tangent but I fucking love the idea of just disappearing from history and stuff, it’s such an interesting concept to me. It’s probably especially evident in PDBC because PDBC is, very literally at its core, my effort to prevent an old story from being forgotten to time. Like I am just yapping to a small group of people in my mutual circle but it is the Only way to prevent that bastard finch from being forgotten completely. Anyhoo tangent over)
There’s one long road that goes across the island in a plus-sign shape. It’s the only road on the entire island because cars are so sparse that no roads are really needed. It has the incredible, beautiful name of “looney-lane-wane.” There’s a small group of traffic officers who are situated to patrol it but because there’s so little actual activity on the roads they just kinda hang out and do whatever they want, usually painting the road, so it’s kinda become one long mural (how safe it is to paint over road markers…probably not very safe. But somehow the only reported traffic accidents were all from pumpkin daddy and that’s probably because he probably shouldn’t have a license in the first place). The roads lead to factories, of which there are four in total: one in the north, one in the south, etc etc. These factories produce a myriad of different things, they don’t specialize in anything in particular.
The eastern region is…probably the least important which is why I’m starting with it first. Not a whole lot goes on over there, at least nothing that doesn’t go on in the rest of the regions. It’s the most populated region other than the central area due to the jørgan clan being situated there, and having the most consistently nice weather. Again there’s nothing special about it, at least not off the top of my head. I’m sure there’s something but its REALLY hard to find throwaway lines about certain aspects of PDBC because I have 10 different notes, each over 20k words long that I have to sift through and it’s a pain in the ass. But yeah I don’t think I ever mentioned anything about the Eastern region in particular. In terms of biome it’s kinda like a seasonal tropical forest I guess? There are stretches of unused land but for the most part it’s pretty populated. Not all too interesting, if you want to be forgotten, the eastern region is the place to go
The central area (which doesn’t actually have a name despite being the main city, I should probably make one some time) is pretty much the main city. It has the highest population density—which still isn’t that much, for its size FI has a rather low population—and is the main hub for everything. Because of that it’s quickly accessible by lots of different means of transportation. Even though the clan headquarters are deep into their respective territory, most of the clan leaders actually live considerably closer to the central city so they can access it more efficiently. It hosts a lot of the big events and such, and has loud speakers all around for any announcements being made (the other regions have this too but its most noticeable here). It hosts the Sunborn/Subborn (either name is valid) tree in its center square. The Sunborn tree is a pathetic, fallen tree, that’s really more of a glorified stick. It fell in front of the fish clan headquarters, triggering hidden land mines (technically they weren’t land mines, they were little creatures called Gerbombs that are explosive gerbils but whatever) that the Ramsay clan planted there. When sushi woke up to see the front of her headquarters completely destroyed, she called the other clan leaders and sure enough, they realized their headquarters were surrounded by Gerbombs too (which they safely removed, don’t worry the little Gerbombs are ok 🥰🥰🥰). Because the tree falling was the reason there wasn’t widespread damage in the headquarters, or worse, the clan leaders (minus the Ramsay clan of course) banded together in a rare show of unity and planted the tree in the central square to represent their bond. Ribbons are tied to the tree on dates of great importance to symbolize unity. The Ramsay clan hates this damn tree as you could expect but yeah that tree is in the very center of the main city.
OK THE WESTERN REGION. Much like the east there isn’t much lore to this place but I do have some stuff about it that’s kinda interesting. While the west is in generally expansive, mostly just dusty stretches of land and dangerous canyons, it’s actually one of the most populated regions due to one aspect: the stock market. The stock market isn’t what you’d assume it is, it’s a physical place that’s situated inside of an expansive dome, cutting it off from the rest of the barren area. It’s the complete opposite of the rest of the region. The stock market is a very trippy place, it’s almost all artificial, even the air. It’s almost always night and hourly music plays from loud speaks like it’s animal crossing or something, and there’s lotsa like…magic and wizardry goin on there. It’s simultaneously the main shopping district of the entire island and the main prison system. It started off as a prison, but the prisoners quickly learned they could basically start their own society almost and used their talents to start up their respective markets. Non-prisoners soon flocked there as business was booming there, and some also went for a simple escape from normality. Soon it became more populated with regular people than inmates. The black market is also situated there, an inmate realized they could dig underground and so they created an expansive tunnel system where illegal goods were sold. She became the head of the black market after that. The rest of the western region though? Very boring. Almost completely empty and it’s extremely controversial because the Ramsay clan headquarters is there. The one part other than the stock market that has any sort of…anything, is a large abandoned building that has what’s called the control room, but that’s a long story not worth getting into.
The southern region, again, doesn’t have much lore to it (there’s a lot of overall details of the island but nothing specific to certain areas). It has a lot of beaches and lakes, and is one of the only sources of water on the island, ans the water there is especially clean and rich in minerals there, so it is thusly highly protected. It can get really hot there so pumpkin daddy stays far away from it. Boating is a popular activity there, and it’s also the first place many go after moving to the island so it has a dense population of foreigners. It’s almost always storming there though, like to a dangerous degree. The leader of the jørgan clan can control the weather (looong story there) and he tends to go a bit crazy with the storms sometimes. It’s extremely windy there, so most outdoor objects have to be weighed down in some way, and there’s almost always lightning. It’s almost completely necessary to have an umbrella there, and some way to protect yourself from falling debris because lightning hits the tops of trees and buildings a LOT. basically it is a constant danger zone but nobody cares. The fish people for the most part live there, as it’s where they were originally fish. So it’s mostly foreigners and fish who live there. Not recommended to go to the southern coast to find a partner because intimate relationships between people and fish people are prohibited.
and finally the northern region. It’s the coldest place on the island, and the home of pumpkin daddy and the hybrids. The hybrids don’t come out during winter as they’re extremely sensitive to cold, so you won’t see them often, but they’ll occasionally venture out during the peak of summer which can get pretty warm. It’s not very populated. It’s most known for the margarita mountain range, the titular mount margarita being the highest point of the mountains, and the home of TBYTF, which makes it a rather dangerous area. The northern region is the hotspot for tbytf enthusiasts, as the gel it excretes tends to fall down from the mountains into large vats that are ripe for studying. There are also volcanoes in the southernmost parts of the north, but they aren’t all too active. The northern region was the first area to be populated, but is now the least populated as people migrated to other areas. Turtlemeister is from there. There’s, as I mentioned, an illegal crab restaurant there, and there’s also an assortment of mines with…questionable working conditions! While mudslides afflict all of the island, they’re especially bad in the north, making the ground almost constantly muddy in the warmer months. The ground freezes over in the fall and winter, but that can make it extremely slippery. There’s also a small stretch of land called Kurt’s field, noticeably flatter than the rest of the land, where a plane once crashed. The plane’s remains are still there, but the land is occupied and it’s generally agreed to not go there often. THE NORTH IS ALSO HOME TO THE SKULL ABYSS!!! it’s a mass graveyard that was meant to be put in the west but couldn’t be built due to not having enough space there, so it was moved to the north. It’s actually a subsection of the alcoves that’s open to the public. The skull abyss isn’t its actual name, really it’s called the land of resting but people just call it the skull abyss because that’s a lot cooler sounding. It spans over 50 miles and is populated by little magic skeletons who don’t really bother anyone aside from the occasional prank. If you’re there to mourn a loved one, the skeletons probably won’t bother you. Too much. The north is probably my favorite part of it, a lotta what happens there happens in the mountains but yeah
MOVING ON. FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION WUHU ISLAND because although geographically and culturally it’s nothing like it, there is one similarity!! i points. what the hell is an i point. ok ok so in the island flyover game mode in wii sports resort you can go aaaall around the island and gather i points which is essentially just information tidbits about each place you visit. anyone who played wii sports resort as obsessively as I did doesn’t need to be told all this but yeah. Fincg island has those, specifically because gourdie is the wii sports champion (very impressive accomplishment and how dare you even suggest otherwise) and wanted them put in. The i points around fincg island are pretty…unprofessional, I guess, it’s not like they could provide any helpful information for people. They’re usually just unrelated ramblings barely tied to the area they’re in, or they’re just personal information that Definitely shouldn’t be out there in the open.
So!!! Another aspect of FI is the bugs. It has a serious bug problem. The bugs evolved to develop lots of different self defense mechanisms and they’re just a huge pain in the ass to deal with. They’re also evolving to gain sentience at an alarming rate. There are already some bugs who arguably have reached human levels of intelligence and people are NOT happy about that. These include the butterflies, who nobody actually realized were butterflies at first because they just seemed like a random annoying duo who liked to steal artifacts (bugs and artifacts, I know. this was actually before I played bug fables, this is all a coincidence I swear 😭) . They only were discovered to be butterflies when they flew away to Mexico. probably should’ve been obvious from the start but people on FI aren’t very observant. There are probably lots of other bug people who people haven’t realized are, well, bug people. There’s also a roach who I absolutely love, she’s a little dancing roach who wears little tiny boots and has a disco ball. I love her. But other than THOSE bugs, who could probably be assimilated into human society…some are just annoying. They spread disease, first of all, so peace isn’t an option. There are glue bugs, who when you kill them they release an intense, fast drying liquid that glues together whatever it touches (usually your hands) for a couple hours. And worst of all, there are aphids. Not only do they destroy crops, but they carry a disease that targets your hand muscle making it so they have painful cramps and they’re forced into a stiff position. It’s extremely painful and it comes on so slowly that once you realize you have it, it’s too late. It can be cured but the pain lingers for months. So basically bugs are a huge problem. They’re also extremely manipulative! Don’t listen to the bugs they WILL gaslight you
Ghosts aren’t bad though. Yeah. Ghosts are just lil pests you might have to call pest control on to get them to go back to the spirit world but they’re not that bad. They’re around almost everywhere and just kinda hang out. You can become their friend if you want. There are also skeletons, stuff like that. But they’re not harming anyone so just let them be.
FI has its own language, sort of. Nobody speaks it, in fact it’s actually illegal to speak it, but there are some miscellaneous words of this language thrown into conversation here and there. There’s no actual grammar structure or anything, so it’s hardly even an official language. But it exists.
Beef grows on tree. It tastes horrible but cows nearly became extinct after a disease swept through so beef trees were made to protect cows.
Tv programs don’t have sponsors. They just let anyone make commercials for a small fee. The tv industry is a mess there.
The most lucrative business is bananas. They aren’t grown on trees, no, they’re grown in long strips of water. I don’t know how but they sprout from the ground in enormous sizes.
It has its own currency system. It is not at all fleshed out yet, all that’s known so far is cool coins and shmorgle coins. Idk how much they’re worth but yeah
Most music there follows a certain pattern of telling a story. Melody and rhythm are seen as less important than the messages it conveys. There’s one exception, a highly anonymous pop punk artist who nobody knows the name or face of. I should yap abt them sometime actually. Anyway
OK OK TRADITIONS. there are a lotta FI traditions.
First of all, there are festivals every week before and after a season change. During these festivals they say tiny threads fall from the sky, and if you find one and tie it to your index finger you get good luck in some form. They come in different colors, green being the rarest. Counterfeits are rampant.
There’s also the naming tradition, which I’ve talked about before I think. It’s the norm to change your name at a certain age to fit yourself better. Your original name, called your birth name, is an extremely sensitive part of one’s identity and should only be said by family members or partners.
On the topic of which, calling people by pet names, even strangers, is much more common and acceptable. Stuff like hun and sugar, they’re the most common and it’s not seen as weird to do so. It’s seen as being polite in fact (stuff like babe though…that’s still weird do not call anyone that)
Wearing eyeliner is extremely common. There are brands that are particularly cheap and don’t wash off easily, making it easily accessible to wear for long periods of time. Flashy jewelry and outfits are also the norm for any gender.
Marriages have slogans. Yeah. When you marry someone you get to make a slogan for your relationship! It’s a completely useless tradition!
When death occurs, it’s common for a water horn sound to play over the speakers. It’s expected to have a half minute of silence.
Blue is seen as an unlucky color! Much like how some cultures avoid certain numbers for bad connotations, they avoid the color blue.
ANYWAY there’s a LOT more but this is getting too long so. That is all for now.
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Mindless Intelligence - Week 9
Hey everyone, welcome to another week of nature interpretation! Today I’d like to share the story of an amazing creature out in nature that you may have never even heard of - Slime Molds.
Slime molds look very similar to, and are decomposers, like fungus. But they aren't actually fungus. Or plants. Or animals. They are actually single celled (sometimes) Eukaryotes. Eukaryotes is the ‘complex cell’ group, including all animals, plants, protists, and fungus (Howard, 2020). So, basically slime molds are in that group, but don’t really belong to any of the subgroups. They’re just kind of ‘miscellaneous’.
Oh yeah, and the reason I say they are single celled sometimes, is because slime molds will often congregate together and share their cellular contents, forming a giant collective cell thing, which is really cool and weird (Howard, 2020). Slime molds live out most of their lives as single-celled microorganisms, but when they’re ready to reproduce, they can scale up in size to form structures that look like fungus.
The fungus-like fruiting body of a species of slime mold. © Andy Sands/NPL https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/vive-le-blob-the-amazing-abilities-of-slime-moulds
I first learned about these creatures in a youtube video from an absolutely excellent nature communicator, Ze Frank on Youtube True Facts: The Smartest Slime. I would really recommend checking out his videos and channel. He’s such a compelling interpreter because he tells a story by naming the animals in his clips funny names and narrates it, and he uses wit and humor to keep the audience engaged (Beck et al, Chapter 10, Arts in Interpretation).
Now, let me get into more interesting and amazing bits. So, slime molds have no brains, no eyes, so ears, and are essentially a big blob of cells. You would think that this would - no offense - make them very stupid. But, researchers have found that they can solve mazes (Howard, 2020). As the slime mold moves through the maze on the lookout for food, it is able to sense the trail of slime that it’s left behind, allowing it to avoid areas it's already been.
This is a picture of the species used to solve mazes. © Andy Sands/NPL https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/vive-le-blob-the-amazing-abilities-of-slime-moulds
Some species are also capable of a primitive style of learning. Normally, when one of the slime mold’s tendrils touches a negative stimulus like salt or caffeine, it slows down and moves elsewhere. But if it discovers that it can reach food by traveling through the hazard, it learns, over time, to keep going to get the food! One of the interesting things about this behavior is that it can be ‘taught’ to other slime molds by fusing with other ones that have never encountered the risk. Even more interesting is that this behavior stays in the slime mold for many weeks, even if the blob goes into a dried-up, hibernation-like state (Howard, 2020). How crazy is that?
While doing this research I also found some wild information about their reproduction. Slime molds have a swirling mass of additional types of sex cell – giving them around 720 sexes in total (Howard, 2020).
Anyway, I hope you found this topic interesting, and I encourage you to look for some videos on the topic as it can be quite cool to see these molds solve mazes and such. That’s all for this week, keep on exploring!
References:
Beck, L., Cable, T. T., & Knudson, D. M. (2018). Interpreting cultural and natural heritage: For A Better World. SAGAMORE Publishing.
Frank, Z. (2023, January 31). True facts: The smartest slime. YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_GTIL7AECQ Howard, J. (2020). Vive Le Blob: The amazing abilities of slime moulds. BBC Science Focus Magazine. https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/vive-le-blob-the-amazing-abilities-of-slime-moulds
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it's raining
Kinda a joke character, kinda not... But Miseryjam returns from that old one off post I did for fun. Because damn it, I like this version of SE PJ that's just a miserable blob of paint.
Bio: True to his name, Miseryjam always appears to be in a low mood. Cursed with an eternity of bad luck plus his general clumsiness, he's had his fair share of injuries. It's the reason why nobody wants to be around him. They don't wanna get hurt! But Miseryjam's actual friends aren't afraid to be around him. Because they realized that all the bad luck happens to MJ, and only him. Which is concerning.
Basic Info Full Name: Prince Miseryjam Mayhem Miceau XXI Nicknames: Misery, MJ, Jam Age: 19 Height: 5'5" Gender Identity: Cisgender (male, he/him) Sexual Orientation: Bisexual Medical Issues: ...way too many to keep track of. Can't Leave the House Without: Cane, pendant, first-aid kit, flashlight, SOS signal, bug spray, wipes, anti-bacterial spray, hand sanitizer, safety vests
Relationships Wally - Best friend, tries to make him happy Idyne - Friend, wary of her daredevil nature Skull Bunny - Friend, always supportive of her shenanigans Stardoom - Friend, likes his ukulele Romp - Friend, the one who encourages MJ to sing Pap - Friend, can't keep up with him Outer - Friend, unintentionally fuels his fears
Miscellaneous Little Facts - If the show "Ruby Gloom" was part of your childhood, you know exactly who this is parodying. - Miseryjam is the only male family member left. All the others died in a flood caused by the whole family being under one roof. - Speaking of, MJ's family can cause natural disasters just by them being present in an area. - Miseryjam seems to bring storms with him. - The pendant he wears is an heirloom that's been in the family since his great, great, great, great - really great - grandfather was in power. - The large tear drop crystal on his cane has also been in the family for generations. It can be directed at people to allow others to experience the bad luck MJ's family experiences on the daily for a short while. Or, it can be directed at random things to cause bad luck to happen to or around it. - The smaller crystals wrapped with the tear drop crystal were gifted to him by his cousins Moth and Maven. - His family have a lot of heirlooms. Including a tablecloth, a candelabra, MJ's pendant, glasses, plates, and lucky underwear. - The over shirt he's wearing is actually just his pajama shirt. - Whenever Miseryjam tries to smile in-authentically, it goes straight to uncanny valley. Authentic smiles from him - while rare - are a lot better. - His version of a perfect day is rain. - He hates doing the laundry. - He also hates surprises, which is ironic considering his family's curse. - He's eerily good at remembering natural disasters across history. I dunno, maybe it's because his family caused some of them... - The only days he has good luck is Friday the 13th. I guess the curse skipped those days. - The academy him and his friends attend is called "Gloomwind Forest Manor". - He's been struck by lightning so many times, that he's grown numb to it. All he says is a small "ow" when he's struck now. - All of his family's names start with M. It's a tradition. - Miseryjam is the 21st in his bloodline to be named "Miseryjam". In fact, his pendant was owned by the first Miseryjam. - He'll do a lot of things for chocolate bars. - Candy (from my second blog - see masterpost) has a crush on him, but MJ doesn't know that and is unaware of Candy's existence.
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It is the day before Halloween...
Me and two of my suitemates are in the cafeteria, getting dinner. It's mid, that's expected... then we hear music start playing. Music from High School musical.
We look at the door and what do we see? A cluster of younger college students, all dressed like they're from High School Musical. One dressed like the director, a Sharpey, even a Troy. One of them is wheeling around a wheeled speaker blasting this music. The director lady starts yelling "Winter music-al sign ups! Winter music-al!" I am initially confused; we don't have a winter musical.
Then I see the next cluster - all characters from Shrek. If I remember correctly there was Gingey, Shrek, Fionna, Donkey, and several others. They were tied for the longest group. They just kinda followed the High School Musical people around. The cafeteria is dead, all eyes on them.
Next comes the Scooby Gang. Pretty sure they had all five, I saw Shaggy, Scooby, and Velma for sure, but they were all a big blob mixed with a couple miscellaneous costumes, so I wasn't sure.
Then comes the eight girls with blue face paint - Smurfs - followed by a guy in a Baldy cap with a large black cloak. Gargamelle. The girls are skipping. Everyone is utterly confused.
Next comes a girl leading a horse - made up of two dudes - followed by an older man (maybe a club sponsor or professor?) in a black wig and a stereotypical rockish outfit with a fake electric guitar. There's also someone in an uno reverse costume, but that about wraps it up. They do a lap and leave. Bewildered, me and my suitemates leave a couple minutes later.
While me and one of the two head back to our door, we catch sight of the gaggle of costumed kids... all crowded around the President of the colleges front door.
Happy Halloween Everyone.
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jaehyun as a bf
anon: “your writing brings me butterflies i love it you are so underrated!!!!! would love to request a jaehyun bf headcanons (like the one you did of mark <3)” thank you for the kind words anon <333 hope you enjoy this one!
(a bit of a plug lol but check out NCT 127's ideal r/s headcanons in this post!! i appreciate you checking it out! <3)
brief mentions of sex, but nothing explicitly nsfw!
likes to talk about music with you
especially jazz. there’s a plethora of songs out there with different renditions and sometimes he likes to ramble about who’s rendition he likes best
would play the piano for you if you asked, just maybe not after schedules or something. but usually when you’re free or alone together in the room, he likes you to sit beside him to listen to him play
you guys like to play a little game where he’ll play the chords and you play like a random note to create blobs of music
even if you don’t know how, the way the session always dissolves into giggles is his favourite thing in the world
if you know how to play the piano that’s great too!! jaehyun just likes the unexpected notes that come out since there’s no set melody in his mind
jaehyun needs to have some part of his body on yours at all times. like he has to hold your hand all the time, or a finger hooked around your backpack, or an arm around your waist.
at least when you’re together he does it very often and he’s just. obsessed with you lmfao
it’s also the reason he buys a promise ring when he’s sure of you as a significant other so you always have a part of him with you (his love)
would buy you those lockets for you to put pictures inside. he doesn’t care where you wear it though, around your neck, wrist, ankle, as long as the locket is on your person
he clings onto you like crazy in the mornings. jaehyun’s a heavy sleeper and likes to hug you on his side, so you’re always having trouble trying to pry him off of you in the morning
a bit nsfw: he likes morning lazy sex lol, ngl. jaehyun adores the rawness of your relationship in the morning and the sleepiness in your eyes when you’re gently pushing him away. he knows you don’t mean it but he makes sure you really want it first
loves the sunlight kissing your skin and the slow, gentle movements
so so intimate, he prefers it to the rougher forms of sex, but sometimes he doesn’t have that luxury since they leave for schedules quite often in the wee hours of dawn
for cuddling sense, jaehyun likes it when you’re under his arm and cuddled into his side. classic position but he dies every time inside when you look up at him and there’s this clueless look you have. has the biggest smile on his face after and you have to repeat the stuff you said bc he’s too distracted by how your eyes shine
second hot favourite (more of when you’re making out) is when you’re straddling him. nothing sexual, just like you on top of him when you’re kissing and stuff. he digs it when you’re pulling away for oxygen and he has to lift his body to reach for your lips again
gets flustered from kissing, but doesn’t show it. if he’s found a way to suppress the crazy crimson on his ears (which i doubt) then he will but his words will always contradict his expression
jaehyun can say “are you nervous, y/n?” with a smirk but his ears keep giving him away!!!!
mfer’s hands are shaking too when he trails it over your body. in disbelief you’re his.
sometimes shamelessly moans into the kiss LOL, not too loud but he whines when you pull away, and has to kiss you breathless again
when you kiss him, expect like a long-lasting kiss. doesn’t mind small pecks and stuff but he’ll want to savour your lips a little longer than a mere peck
jaehyun likes your neck too. when you’re hugging his face is always in your neck, placing small little butterfly kisses
you need to look out for him, always. mans always tripping over something at some point. it’s become more frequent now that he has you and my god he’s so unable to keep his eyes off of you that he trips over simple things. he once tripped over nothing
on the daily when he’s not tripping over you, he’s clumsy in a sense where he drops food on the table. he once struggled to tie up his growing hair into a mini ponytail bc it was just too little hair. the hair tie slipped from his fingers and shot itself into your face - those kinds of small small mishaps
it’s endearing but sometimes you can’t help but laugh at him
likes to take you out on impromptu dates. dates that are close by and easy to plan (?) i guess.
not saying jaehyun is a lazy boyfriend but he likes the more candid dates where you decide what to do as you go along. of course if it’s a big day like your anniversary or birthdays then he’d want to plan something out.
other than that, he just either lets you choose the places to go there or you two decide along the way. he doesn’t want to impose options for you and pressure you. if he’s being honest, he wouldn’t know where to go either lol so he just follows wherever you bring him
laughs so much when he’s with you. giggles, deep laugh, whatever you name it. your relationship is very light-hearted and he finds that he’s the one laughing more when you deliver jokes even tho he wants to make you laugh too
i can’t lie… his jokes can be dry sometimes i’m sorry jaehyun 😭 so he backs it up with laughter and has to catch his breath sometimes bc he finds it really funny
you’re not laughing at the joke, rather at his laugh so you might have to tell him that some way or another bc he’ll just keep making bad jokes i’m sorry y’all
he can’t handle the suuuuuper cheesy physically affectionate films or series (with shitty plot) but i feel like if the story’s interesting enough he’ll pay attention. likes bittersweet films too, i feel, gets him thinking
doesn’t mind cliched plots (fake dating / idealist girl meets realist boy / idk any others lol) but would propose something at the end that he thinks will make the movie/series more interesting
jaehyun likes to share his theories with you
unironically wants to learn the la la land tap dance scene with you. he ALWAYS hums city of stars too, no matter what. idk why but it sticks to him, in bed, in breakfast, when he’s doing something random
he did it once on the radio and he received a text from you in break that told him he was humming along to the song
with that said, jaehyun wants to try out the stuff in the rain quite a bit. making out, dancing, lying down, running, he likes that fascination that society has with doing things in the rain
doesn’t like it too much that he’ll get soaked, but as long as you’re with him and willing to do it, he’s all for it
jaehyun would def want kids in the future. wants to dote on them and buy them stuff and whatnot. wants to see them running around the house with laughter while you both struggle to contain the bursts of excitement they have
doesn’t care for the dynamic much. if he’s the one to stay at home to take care of them while you work, he can work with it. if it’s the other way round, he’s okay too
he just worries that if he’s still involved with the entertainment industry, you might have to take a back seat since he’ll be the one earning the money, and he doesn’t want babysitters either.
heart is so so full when he comes back home and you’re just playing with the kids, or singing them to sleep. any sight of you with him is enough to make him melt into a puddle
HAS to hold them even if they’re asleep. wants to always have them close to him while he nudges you to shower or get the food ready.
like jaehyun, he would wanna meet someone in a vinyl shop or bookstore. he knows it’s cliched but the thought of meeting someone when you’re buying something is exciting. anything unexpected for him, he welcomes it
the next few are just random, miscellaneous headcanons: he likes to see you in his clothes, preferably with nothing underneath. just his shirt lol. cheeky man
jaehyun likes it when you shower together (again, nothing sexual, just likes the domesticity)
likes it when you fall asleep on him
will never stop gushing about you to his parents, first time you met them they’re like “he’s told us so much about you!” and he really did
feels comfortable in your presence, no makeup, messy hair, no need for a perfect bod. he’s just jaehyun. jung yuno if you will
adores it when you call him “lover” i mean boyfriend is good, significant other is good, but lover is just chef’s kiss
it is a bit cheesy if you think about it, so it’s not often that you say it. when you do say it in songs when you’re singing it to him, he can’t stop smiling
plays lover, you should’ve come over when he’s on tour bc it’s the closest thing he can get to a replica of how he feels for you
and when jaehyun falls asleep to the song, all he can remember is your honey voice singing it to him. he’ll just have to hold onto it before he can see you again
<3
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Below the Singing Moon
PART 1
It was the one year anniversary of you discovering the truth: that your husband, Rafe Adler, was dead after trying to find Avery’s treasure.
“I’ll leave you with words,
Under your door,
Below the singing moon”
(So yo girl had MAJOR writers block from ‘Bittersweet’ and decided to start something new for the time being, BUT DONT WORRY!! I will be finishing chapter 4 really soon! For now though, enjoy this angsty blob that I have no idea which direction its going in :) !!!!)
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You couldn’t sleep. It was nearly past 4 in the morning, yet your closing eyelids were no match for your fretful self. Tossing and turning had no effect either, and it was becoming insufferable to even try to doze off.
You shoved the satin duvet off of your chilled figure; goosebumps now lining your body from the temperature of the house. Your clothing choices for bed didn’t exactly help either. You only had on a large black t-shirt of his, and a small pair of pj shorts.
So there you were: cold and tired, yet unable to relieve yourself from both uncomfortable feelings. But with today being what it was, those feelings were the least of your concerns.
You sat on the silky sheets of the bed that was far too large for a party of one, but you tried to manage.
The whole house felt too big for you and the staff working alone during the day, but at night it was even worse. With the maids, gardeners, and other workers home with their families, the silence was excruciating.
There were times where you’d almost try to convince some of the staff to work nights, so you wouldn’t feel as alone.
But alas, it was too much to ask from them. The guilt of using them for your own personal tranquility would be another thing piled onto your weighted shoulders.
You spent the next couple of hours making your way through the empty home. The control you had on yourself was fading while your legs took over, walking through the memories that scattered the walls, and the floors..
But instead of seeing things how they were in the present day, vivid memories played before you, wherever you walked. Distant laughter, ear-splitting arguments; it was getting to be overwhelming.
As you finally made it to the kitchen, your face was already drenched in tears, and you grew limp. This room contained the last memory of peace before the destruction took over.
The calm before the storm.
Your gaze fell on a slightly younger, happier version of you standing by the sink, slightly humming to a miscellaneous tune while drinking what looked to be freshly brewed coffee, pleasantly. She held the mug close to her chest with both hands wrapped around it.
She stood by her lonesome, content with how things were.
A shaky, toothless smile found its way onto your face as you watched the recollection of events played out in front of you. It wasn’t until the sounds of echoing footsteps erupted down the hall, that your smile immediately faded.
You kept your focus on your old self to at least keep some composure steady. It almost felt as though if you looked towards his direction, the sight of him would drown you; suffocate you.
But, much to your dismay, he made his way to the sink, where she stood. It was unavoidable now.
His hair was unkempt, with strands of brown falling in front of his face. His chin looked to be lined with 3-day old stubble; something you always told him you found extremely attractive, but he would brush it off. He had on the black sweatpants you got him for Christmas the year prior, but that was all.
You half expected words to flow out of the two, whether it’d be snarky or loving, but then you remembered the reason for the silence.
Mornings were unbearable for the both of you, which meant talking was just as difficult. Rather, words were exchanged in the form of ‘good morning smiles’, and a desperate kiss, as if it was the last one.
Technically, in this case, it was.
He looked relaxed, more than he ever could be. He’d always been someone to secure the embodiment of uptight, but even so, he was such a different person then. It was almost like no matter how badly he wanted to erupt, he still had ounces of sanity left within him.
Not to mention, you’ve heard countless remarks from all sorts of people you both knew:
You were the one thing that kept his happiness from fading away.
You could even even recall Nate saying something along those lines, and he wasn’t exactly on good terms with Rafe at all. All of it caused you to feel responsible for him, making sure that he always felt loved.
Whether it be biting your tongue during his outbursts, or whispering sweet nothings as he calmed down from a night terror, you were there for him during his most vulnerable points.
However, even with the greatest of efforts, you knew it was bound to stop working eventually. The inevitable had power over you, despite how much you didn’t want it to. But you still felt like you failed him.
You failed him.
Your stomach started to churn, while a knot looped around your chest.
You looked away from it all, closing your eyes forcefully as if it would crush the thoughts of him down into shards. But it wouldn’t.
You reopened your eyes in defeat a few moments later, only to find yourself in a vacant kitchen again, without you and Rafe.
Rafe.
God his name sounded like glass breaking; the sound of it shattering into a million pieces. It made you feel dizzy. But you brushed it off, shaking your body as if a chill glided down your back.
‘Pull yourself together y/n..’
Making your way around the kitchen island, you figured a spark of caffeine could summon at least a lick of energy from your sorrowful soul.
You opened the enlarged cabinet by the sink, reaching for a mug on the upper middle shelf. Of course, given how much shorter you were compared to the cabinets, your first attempt was unsuccessful, leaving you slightly frustrated.
You let out a huff of air through your nose, before aiming to climb on the counter to reach. Your fingers finally graze the slick finish of the mug, nudging it.
Just as you were about to grab ahold of the handle, gravity decided to play with you. The mug began falling off the shelf. Before you could think, it bounced off the edge of the counter and imploded across the floor.
That was it. The last ounce of your facade was completely gone. Everyone warned you to let yourself feel, but you pushed them away, disregarding their pleads. And now you certainly felt them, tenfold.
You felt as though you couldn’t breathe.
You were screaming your lungs out, and with each profanity or cry, your voice became more distorted.
You failed him.
You threw the wine glasses you both used to drink the finest wine at the wall, shattering them.
He’s gone.
The custom set of mugs you got him as a running gag between the two of you, now in pieces.
It’s your fault.
You were on the floor now, with anxious tremors scaling your entire body as you held your head in your hands. Your screams had turned into weak whimpers. You were now officially exhausted.
The sound of your phone vibrating on the glistening countertop above you made you jump.
You lifted your arm up and reached for the device, immediately noticing who was calling. Pressing accept, you suck in a breath as you bring the phone to your ear.
“Hey,” you manage to croak out. Your voice is pretty much gone now.
“Hey doll, how are you holding up?” Your lack of an answer and constant sniffles were quickly returned with a more concerned tone from the other line, “Y/N hey- are you doin’ alright?”
You run your fingers through your locks of hair while looking at the pile of broken porcelain on the tiles, quickly attempting to mellow down, “I- um, I just.”
Your vision fogged as your chest tightened once again, “Sam d.. you remember-”
“Shit.. that’s today isn’t it,”He knew before you had the stamina to say the words, “okay, doll please stay safe okay, I’ll be there soon.”
It only took 10 minutes before the echo of the door flying open from down the hall could be heard. The sound of Sam’s footfall became louder as he made his way closer to the kitchen. “Y/N? Y/n where the hell are you honey?”
“In here,” you figured your tone was barely audible with your vocal cords being as shot as they were, but he surprisingly heard you.
“Y/n please tell me your o-,” you guessed that he was in the front entrance of the kitchen, staring at the massacre around him, courtesy of you.
“Shit,” Sam released as he breathed out.
He didn’t know what to expect when he walked into the house. Scenarios of what could have been were cycling around his brain on the ride there, and it terrified him. But when he could finally see what happened, he was speechless.
Dents were present across the walls, ripping pieces of the expensive looking wallpaper that was plastered there. Glass shards and the remains of ceramic plates and cups drenched the floors.
It wasn’t until he could see a shadow against the lower cabinets that he found his voice again.
“Shit, shit, shit shit shit,” each word fell out of his mouth like vomit as he rushed to you.
He was relieved to see you were still conscious, but not when you were stuck in an episode he wasn’t sure he could get you out of. You sat there, curled into yourself, with the palms of your hands pressed against your forehead.
He knelt down beside your shaking frame, but started hesitating with getting any closer. He felt that if he touched you, you’d crumble.
“I’m not poisonous Sam,” you hiccuped as you pushed the words out.
You were figured you’d hear a sly remark, or at least a dull laugh. But the silence remained, and it felt like he wasn’t even there.
You slowly lifted your hands from your forehead, looking up, only to see that he really wasn’t next to you. With your brows furrowed, you sat up slightly, glancing around the room.
“Sam?”
While frantically looking for him, your attention was immediately strangled by the monstrous compendium of what looked to be remnants of dishes lining the floors. It shook you to the core knowing you were responsible for it all.
“Hey princess, I’m back, I just needed to grab something for you.”
Your eyes flick over at a disheveled Sam, carrying a wet cloth in his hands.
He carefully stepped over the shards, and knelt down next to you. You saw his eyes wander your face and arms, studying you.
“You have a bunch of cuts on ya, come closer.”
You looked down at your body, noticing various-sized imperfections that split your skin open across your arms, and upper legs. The slices erupted with blood; some more than others.
Must’ve been from all the shit I threw flying around.
You reached for his hand that held the soaked rag, “Sam I’ll do that you don’t have-”
His occupied hand raises out of your reach,“No, y/n.” He didn’t shout, but his voice was stern, “now give me your arm.”
While he tended to your glass induced wounds, your eyes went adrift, floating aimlessly across his face. You tread through the creases amongst his forehead, that happened to be more prominent due to his focus, down to his flatlined lips. He looked so stressed.
An uncomfortable wave of guilt sharply crashed into you.
It’s probably you that’s making him feel that way.
The feeling of salt-filled tears burned your eyes, as they began to overtake your vision. You knew Sam had been going out of his way for you for over 3 years, ever since you met during the downfall that most would call a treasure hunt. Though, you actually met during a brief meeting the two had at the house, as Rafe didn’t bring you along on this journey, of course. You hoped the excuse was his protection over you at the time, but you slowly figured out the truth of the matter later on.
Avery’s treasure became more important than you.
You knew that it’s importance also compromised the partnership Sam had with him too. But it affected you more than it ever did Sam, which is why he stepped up to help when you needed it.
When Rafe couldn’t.
With every ounce of care Sam gave you, your guilt only grew stronger, leaving an unbearable weight stacked upon your shoulders; especially after an episode this huge.
Little did you know, Sam didn’t care how bad the collateral damage was, whether it came to you or the world around you. As long as you came out of it safe and sound, he felt the same.
After escaping the grasp of the broken chunk of wood that fell onto him in the ship, the adrenaline may have overwhelmed his senses, but he recognized that out of the three people he knew were amongst the flames, only two were still standing.
From the moment he left the ship, to the moment he knocked on the door of your home, you were on his mind; along with the knowledge that you were there, unaware that you were now officially widowed.
The amount of times he tried to rehearse how to break the news to you was unbelievable. As sinful as it was to think, he could care less that Rafe was dead. The walking menace of a man tried to end his brother’s life, and for that, forgiveness wasn’t even on the same planet for Sam. But he knew the love you two had before everything was irreplaceable. He knew what it was like to lose someone you loved.
The pain can suffocate you until breathing isn't possible anymore. You become more than vulnerable, leaving you susceptible to almost anything.
And as soon as he spoke the words to you, that fact was proven true.
He could still remember how the first teardrop painted a streak down your left cheek, and how your body iced over at the words “he’s gone.” It still sends a shiver down his spine just at the mere thought of that night.
Both of you return to reality as soon as you retract from Sam’s touch, hissing in pain.
“Shit, sorry.”
You wanted to tell him that his apologies weren’t needed, but the words you wanted to form were captured by your closing throat. So all you did was look down at a piece of severed glass, that lay on the ground against your feet.
“I’m gonna need ya to turn a little so I can put the bandage on this.”
You comply, but in the process, you skim your foot on the shard you were gazing at not even a moment ago, slicing it clean open. “Fuck,” you curse under your breath, but tried to hush it as much as possible. You really didn’t want to seem even more of a broken basket case to Sam.
But your sudden change of pace in your breathing caught his attention anyway. Sam saw how the rise and fall of your breathing had fastened, just from the movement of your shoulders and back.
“Hey, hey, hey, what’s wrong-” he tried to look beyond the back of you, but you tucked your legs into a cross cross position before he could see.
That unfortunately made matters worse, as your thigh applied sudden pressure to the wound underneath it. Not only did it send a jolt throughout your entire body, but you felt the chill of saturated blood gushing on the back of your thigh and onto the tiles.
“I’m fine,” you managed to force out of your mouth. Your tone even sounded harmed, and of course it didn’t go unnoticed by Sam.
“Y/n, please don’t bullshit me-”
“I’m not bullshitting.”
He didn’t respond, dropping the subject as he continued to tend to the gashes. Though, he still didn’t believe you in the slightest. All he had to do was look to the left of you, to see a blade of glass clothed in your blood, along with a vicious trail leading straight to you. He grew whey-faced, with his skin blanched to a ghostly shade of tan.
‘Fuck.’ He cursed in his head.
Despite the urge to scream and rush you to the bathroom, he tried to remain calm. But seeing how much blood that stuck itself to the floor, you were probably hiding it from him.
And that was exactly what you were doing. You felt the cool sensations of the air drying the old flakes of blood in between your foot and your thigh. On the bright side, you were getting used to the pain.
It was either that, or you’re desensitized to it.
“Love-”
A sharp jab to the heart is what that little nickname felt like. You could almost hear him saying it to you at that moment.
As if your heart couldn’t break anymore than it already has.
“I said I’m fine alright?” Your tone was rough, as a shaky exhale left your system before you continued, “please don’t call me that.”
A tense puddle of silence began to flood the room for you both, making it harder for the both of you to keep your cool.
“Y/n.. I know you can see the mess next to you, I’m gonna need you to stand up for me so we can stitch you up in the bathroom."
If there was one thing that you’ve learned Rafe was good at as your relationships slowly met its demise, it was secrecy. His ability to change the subject, and manipulate you into forgetting whatever you could suspect almost frightened you; especially when it turned into a massive routine.
You’d figure something out and accuse, he’d deny it. And when you began to pry, he came up with any excuse convincing enough for you to drop it. You honestly felt to this day that he took more skeletons with him to the grave than anything.
Seems that you didn’t follow in his footsteps in that regard.
You didn’t reply to Sam with anything but a swift nod.
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- 13 YEARS BEFORE -
The 12am winds beckoned a hasty draft through the opened doors to the balcony. It carved goosebumps across your skin, more so than the cool atmosphere the house created.
Nevertheless, you sat in one of the sinking lounge chairs that faced towards the bedroom’s terrace.
“You really do have a bizarre taste in books.”
You turn your head slightly to see your husband; lying comfortably on the silk bed sheets, with two pillows behind his head to hold him up. His hair was perfectly slicked rearwards, and only the smallest colors of exhaustion appeared under his eyes, but you could still tell he was tired.
You looked down to see one of your favorite horror novels in his hands: A Clockwork Orange. The book was wide open, with a chunk of its pages already flipped to the left. With that, you felt your lips quirk into a small smile as you turned your body fully to face him.
“I recall you saying it was complete nonsense.”
While he could feel your focus was on him, he only shook his head as his eyes never left the words on the page, “I never said such a thing-”
You laughed softly, “sure, and those mugs I bought for us the other day weren’t the cheesiest fucking things we’ve ever bought.”
He snapped his head up at you, with a smirk now apparent on his face, “oh so you agree with me on that now?”
You roll your eyes as you rise from the cushioned chair, making your way to him.
“ You shut up,” you jokingly scold him, as you throw yourself on to the bed by his side.
He scoffs at the remark, “you just don’t wanna admit that I really am always right, love .”
Despite your cheeks burning at the annual nickname that certainly made your knees crumble beneath you, you remained on your ground of stubbornness.
“Sorry Adler, not a chance.”
An exasperated sigh escapes the mouth of the tired man.
You giggled while pushing your weight up with your arms, leaning over to place a sweetened kiss on his stubble ridden jawline.
Before you could pull away, you felt a bundle of weight shift off to the side of you. The weight then stacks itself onto the middle of your back, pulling you in; gravitating you towards your husband's side.
His arm curls as you bring yourself even closer to his body, if it was even possible. Even though he didn’t radiate as much warmth as you’d expect, you always felt comfortable in his arms. And in this moment it definitely was no exception.
You tuck your face into the crook of his neck, leaving butterfly kisses across the stiff skin he had there; he was so tense.
“What’s wrong, honey.”
With no misconceptions by the beguiling undertone of your whisper against his neck, you were actually concerned. Yes, he was a tense bastard with no ability to find tranquility unless he was knocked out, but the man against you now was downright frozen; an oak leaf struck by after-frost.
Silence thickened around the two of you, with anticipation sprinkled on your end, and guilt on his.
You felt him swallow harshly against your forehead, as you made eye contact with the glare of light hitting the glossy cover of the book in his hands.
“I have to go for a while. I leave tomorrow morning.”
The rime found its way to spread along your body, now frosting you in place. The only movement you could make was forming a tired expression.
You knew exactly what he was talking about. Normally he’d never be as dramatic with anything in regards to his family’s business endeavors that required a little travel. So based on his reaction…
That treasure.
God dammit…
He pulled a similar stunt back when you were still dating, about 3 years prior. He told you that two clever fools, who claimed to be treasure hunters, found something in a Panamanian prison. They apparently needed the expenses to stay in the prison without actual crime; that’s where Rafe came into play.
Not that the man minded, he was supposed to be getting a cut of the ‘treasure’ anyway. And the next thing you knew, he was off. You sat alone in your apartment for weeks, waiting by the phone like a pining wreck for Rafe to call.
Nothing.
That is, until he returned one morning. When you opened the door to reveal your then boyfriend, he looked destroyed. He carried more bruises across his face alone than you’d ever seen.
The image of him in that state flashed through your mind as you lay there; the feeling of deja vu pricking your thoughts.
Rafe felt you tense too, feeling the solem air become toxic for his lungs. He knew this would hurt you. He knew it.
But that treasure.
The treasure was out there for him to find.
Only him.
A few days prior, he finalized the payments for St. Dismas’ cathedral. As soon as the final document was signed and approved, a countdown commenced.
This countdown, pertained to him breaking the news to you. And during the cusp of the hour glass filling completely underneath his feet, the words finally found their way to his lips. What a procrastinator he was.
You honestly anticipated that a fight between the two of you would be your fate of the evening, but to your surprise, all you did was sigh heavily while squeezing your eyes shut.
That sigh broke you free from your crystallization, and you took the opportunity to break free from Rafe's hold.
You sit up against the extravagant headboard, almost similar to how Rafe was. The two of you sat there with the silence, chewing it up until there was nothing left but a force urging you to speak.
“For how long.”
You could hear him exhale next to you, but you didn’t bother to look up at him just yet.
“I don’t know.”
Those words nearly shatter you. They may have been expected for sure, but in this situation you longed for something more specific. Even if he did say a few months or even a year, it would have been better than being left with the uncertainties, like last time.
Yet again, however, you sighed.
You finally looked over at him, muttering the word, “okay.”
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To the Attic: Ending 1
Boxes and miscellaneous items, big and fragile, tumble to the ground in an almost synchronized heap. Like a domino, other things fall too.
Dust clogs Ace's throat with every breath and stings his eyes as he rapidly waves it away. Over his own loud coughing, he can hear Grim cough too. He tries to keep the blob of grey and blue in his sights.
Eventually, the dust settles. After making sure the other person was okay, they take the chance to scan the area, to try and spot an unusual outline in the darkness. Or a familiar outline--Deuce was missing and they hoped that the monster didn't--
"CAULDRON!"
The entire attic shakes, dust falling from the ceiling and more boxes and items tumbling from their perch. At the same time, somewhere in the corner of the attic, something heavy crashes through the wooden floorboards. And something animalistic screeches, high pitched and quickly fading. Ace calls to Deuce, coughing shortly after.
"Ace? Ace, where are you?" Deuce yells back.
Clearing his throat, Ace notices a bright light not too far that illuminates the slant of the roof at a corner. "S-stay where you are. We're coming!"
Deuce is balanced on a box, next to a round hole that shows the floor below and the gaping darkness of the basement. The shine of the cauldron is barely noticeable. There's a shiver at the thought of the silouette staring up at them.
Ace can barely keep his hands from trembling as he levitates Deuce over the hole, so much so that Grim worries and Deuce snaps at him. The brief anger Ace feels while replying "Hey, I'm trying!" manages to steady his hand. Deuce is finally reunited with his friends.
They quickly head toward where they think the exit is. Grim risks a peek over his shoulder. He exclaims something.
The silouette is standing above--within?--the hole. The light from the floor below illuminates its supposed face. It's a perfect flat surface: no bumps or depressions, no mouth or eyes. Just a pure dark thing that the light refuses to touch. And it was staring at them.
Something rises beside the silouette, silent, slow, and movement too perfectly smooth. It's a hand, fingers nubby and palm a roundish shape. Like a baby's hand.
The hand changes shape when it's near the silouettes's head. It's hard to tell what exactly changed and the trio can't help but stare. It's quiet, but each person could hear his own heart thumping.
Grim gasps and exclaims. "It's reaching for us!" he then yells, but Ace and Deuce are already dragging him away, sprinting in blind panic for the exit.
It took a while for the headmaster to calm the trio that had barged into the office, frantically talking over each other and hacking from the copious amount of dust that clung onto their bodies. He prepared tea while they brushed the dust off outside the office, but none of them touch it now while recounting their encounter with the thing in the attic.
He is silent after they're done. For a moment, they're worried he'll dismiss their experience, but that doubt is shoved away when he fixes them with a serious stare.
"Trapolla, Spade, Grim, I'm afraid you discovered something heinous. Until this matter is settled, stay away from Ramshackle Dorm."
"But what about Yuu?"
"From what I have heard, it is likely that they're still in the attic--"
"They are. We saw them!" Ace interrupts.
"What?" Crowley and Deuce say.
"When we were escaping the monster, Yuu was suddenly standing in the middle of the path."
"We called for them but they didn't say anything. And then they suddenly ran at us and pushed us into the boxes behind us," Grim butts in. "There was dust everywhere and suddenly they were gone!"
"We didn't see them when we escaped either."
Crowley quietly contemplates. "We'll look into this. For now, go back to your dorms and don't tell anyone about what you experienced."
Crowley warns the dorm leaders and the dorm vices about a danger lurking in Ramshackle and to make sure their respective dorm stays away. Grim is allowed to stay in Heartslabyul until things are taken care of. Crowley also says that Yuu has been sent to the hospital to recover from some grave injuries.
The trio flinch whenever they hear coughing and try to shrug it off whenever any of them think they saw a shadow at the window or really anywhere. Questions are asked by their peers and though they tried not to say anything on the order of the headmaster, eventually it's learned what happened. It's also learned what Crowley told the trio a little after the warning about Ramshackle.
Whatever was in Ramshackle was no longer present but it would be best to keep away from the dorm just in case.
As for Yuu. . . no body could be found.
Yuu was missing.
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Discount Options - November 2022
Greetings, everyone! I open early this month, on Saturday, November 5th. (That’s the day after tomorrow, as I type this) With that in mind, I decided it was time to post my discount options for this round of commissions. Just a reminder, if you don't get a commission this month, I will be reopening in January. (Also, if you are waiting for a commission from the prior round, do not be alarmed: I will finish the last couple of comms from there first, and then basically immediately go into the next round.) If you pick one of these discount options as the predator/big eater/main protagonist or antagonist in a non-kink work, you will receive 15% off your final purchase. The usual rules apply. Only one person at a time can pick any one of these characters. When a character is claimed, they will be labeled as "[TAKEN]" and their font will be in the normal form. Characters still up for grabs will be labeled in boldface. If you have any questions about commissions or discounts, you can check out my Commission Info tab. If you have additional questions, please submit them to me VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE either here or some other PM system, such as Discord or Telegram. Please do not attempt to comment here or on any other upload, nor try to get a comm via Anonymous Ask. With that said...
TWISTED WONDERLAND 1. [TAKEN] Leona Kingscholar. 2. Azul Ashengrotto. 3. Malleus Draconia. 4. Jamil Viper. OBEY ME! 1. Beelzebub. 2. Lucifer. 3. [TAKEN] Mammon. MY HERO ACADEMIA 1. Bakugou. 2. Kirishima. LION KING UNIVERSE 1. Janja. 2. Makucha. 3. [TAKEN] Kovu. NINTENDO 1. Bowser. 2. [TAKEN] Wolf O’Donnell. 3. Charizard. DC/MARVEL 1. [TAKEN] King Shark. 2. Venom. 3. Parasite. 4. Blob. MISCELLANEOUS 1. [TAKEN] Po, from Kung Fu Panda. 2. Salem Saberhagen, from Sabrina: The Animated Series. 3. Cat R. Waul, from An American Tail: Fievel Goes West. 4. Mr. Wolf, from The Bad Guys. 5. Nick Wilde, from Zootopia. 6. Felicia, from The Great Mouse Detective. 7. Loona, from Helluva Boss. 8. [TAKEN] Muta, from The Cat Returns. YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE A DISCOUNT FOR ANY STORIES FEATURING MY OCS AS PREDS/FEEDEES OR IN MAJOR ROLES FOR NON-KINK WORKS. I hope to see some good ideas rolling in on the 5th!
#commissions#commission info#writing#discount options#discount info#fanfiction#kink fics#non-kink fics#november#2022
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The Bad Batch Season 1 Episode 15 "Back to Kamino" Reaction
Gonky is ok! That's the only thing that happened this episode.
What do you mean other things happened? I don't remember anything else happening this episode. Everyone is fine and Gonky is ok and that's it.
Spoilers below:
What I loved:
- Crosshair content! He is actually such in interesting character, and I hope he comes with the batch and we get to see more of him season 2. From telling his men to send Omega away (instead of killing her) and killing his squad and asking his friends to replace them, I can finally kind of understand him as a character
- Omega knowing some top secret spy shit
- AZI being a dork
- The bad batch working together against the droids
- The batch taking Crosshair with them in the end
Made me laugh:
- Cid dealing with Gregor, I want to see that
- Wrecker's "Never doubted you for a second kid"
- Omega's wet hair that just droops in blobs in front of her forehead
- AZI knocking out that trooper (Nice going AZI)
Miscellaneous Thoughts:
- There's a shot in the middle of the episode of Omega and the Batch running and they are all running at the same speed. So is Omega as fast as them? Seems unlikely, but if they are slowing down to keep pace with her, wouldn't it be better for Wrecker to just pick her up and run while carrying her?
- I wonder what Crosshair's reaction is gonna be when he realizes the empire also left him for dead.
- Also, I suspect the chip removal happened after he got burned by the engine, because before then he was threatening to kill Omega and now he's sending her away because he doesn't want to involve her. It would also make sense that if he woke up then he would be a) pissed at his crew for leaving him for this long with no rescue attempt, b) pissed at them for literally burning his face off and c) feel like he's in too deep to change his mind now
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WELL friendos, it looks like it’s gonna be a stressful week. I did a little think last night to de-stress myself, so I figured I’d share it here with y’all as well; maybe it’ll be fun for you to look at too.
It's been a while since I've documented The Plush Hoard, so I went through it this evening!
A few notes before we begin!
-Before the "but where do YOU sleep" comments come in - I move them around when I sleep lol. The vast majority of my plushies are up on my top bunk nowadays (which u purposefully cannot see because after I was done taking pictures I just started tossing em up there and didn't feel like making them look nice jskdhgf;;; ) - I only keep my very favorites with me. Every time I blog about my plushies I get that comment and it's not funny anymore ;; -I am not a collector that keeps my plushies on shelves or behind glass cases; one of the primary reasons I love collecting plushies is because I love soft textures, so I love hugging and cuddling with them. So some of them are pretty beat up at this point! I also have a cat and if you have a cat, you know cat hair Everywhere is just a fact of life, so if you happen to see any...sorry! I cannot possibly de-cat-hair my entire apartment at all times. -I am not a photographer and my bedroom has crappy lighting, so these pictures aren't ~the prettiest~; the point of this is for me to just have some fun talking about one of my hobbies! -I have cultivated this collection over years and years and years; as I said, it's one of my hobbies, and it just brings me joy!
That said, THIS GON BE A LONG POST LMFAO, so if you're on board, hop under the read more and we'll get started uvu
We shall start with the non-weeb plushies skdjfhldfg, which is the smallest cohort |D;;; of special note are the baby penguin from Sunshine City Aquarium in Ikebukuro, the moose my parents got for me in Alaska, the big doofy red panda my college roommates got me for my birthday one year, and the dragon. THE DRAGON IS WEIGHTED. The dragon is delightful oh my god all plushies should be weighted;;;
Ghibli plushies! I got the vast majority of these while I was physically in Japan - the only two that I didn't were the foxsquirrel and the Totoro on top of it. The soot sprite I got at the Ghibli Museum itself uvu
Digimon plushies! I wish there were more decently sized Digimon plushies TAT;; (I like bigger plushies because they are easier to hug ok) The Culumon and Viximon (? I think I'm remembering that name right: Renamon's in-training form, the yellow fox blob sdjfgdfg) are bootlegs I am very sorry ;;; My Digimon Plush Goal is to somehow find an official Culumon someday TAT;;; I rlly like Culumon there was a period of time in elementary school where I drew nothing but Culumon so lol.
Random fandom plushies! Lessee, what's represented here...Sanrio, Hamtaro, Madoka, Heartcatch Precure, Higurashi, OneShot, Made in Abyss, Re:Zero, Undertale, and Deltarune! Ralsei's hat and glasses obviously come off...I, full disclosure, do not know where they are. They are probably under my bed somewhere sjkdfghsdg;;;;
OK HERE WE GO: most of my plushies are Pokemon plushies. What can I say...they're just so much fun to collect TAT;;; first up are a couple groups of miscellaneous babbies; you will soon see I like collecting some Pokes over others...
Miscellaneous babbies part two! See the lil Riolu? When I lived with my parents still, that Riolu was Joji's favorite plushie to steal |D;; she would semi-regularly come into my room and take plushies from me, but that one she took far more often than any other. She's such a small dog no damage was ever done, but still...Joji these are mine, not yours!
Miscellaneous babbies part three! This was originally meant to be legendary/mythical Pokes but then I remembered Raboot and Galarian Ponyta and was like "OH NO I HAVE TO INCLUDE THEM" I am not very good at this jsdhfglsjfdg
'pixs! (and two Ninetales) I have a very vivid memory of watching the first episode Vulpix appeared in in the anime and wanting a plushie of one so bad, but alas they were certainly not readily available to me yet, so I carried around a Simba plushie I had that evening pretending it was a Vulpix xD so if little me could see my Vulpix collection now she'd be very happy!!
'vees! ...I like me an Eevee, what can I say. There's actually one Eevee that's missing from this pic - I told you I'm not very good at this |D;;;
...oh there were TWO Eevees missing and I stuck them in this pic lol I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I TOOK PICTURES OF HOORAY anyway, Eeveelutions! I obviously favor certain evolutions over others |3 Eventually I would like to get at least one Espeon, Glaceon and Leafeon, just to say I have them all. But there is one more Eeveelution that I couldn't fit here...
...cause she BIG. My life-sized Sylveon takes the prize of biggest plushie I own. She hangs out at the foot of my bed uvu (also her ears are top heavy/don't have any wires in them so they've clearly flopped backwards...but she cute any way you slice it TAT)
THE PIKAS. ...Somehow I thought I had more Pikas than this. (Oh wait, I DO...they're just coming later cause they're in a special category |3 ) this is still a good amount of Pikas! Detective Pika is extraordinarily soft he's very good TAT;;; also two Raichu cause I don't have enough Raichu to take a separate pic of.
Mimis! I have a couple other Mimis that are also in the special category coming up hehe. Big Mimi was stuck in customs for a month after I got him so I'm glad he made it home eventually TAT;;;
HERE WE GO I have...a lot of Litten. Litten is my baby. Best Poke-kitty for me. I love my Litten TAT/////
PICHU PICHU PICHUUUU!!! My ultimate baby TAT///// Pichu so good...so happy to have so many Pichu...aaaa///// but wait, there are Absol here too?? Well, yes, of course. For I am a Pichu and my love is an Absol. So. I had to take pictures of the plushies together uvu
Some Large Friends that got their own picture. That rolly Charizard was the first thing I ever won from a crane game; I was ridiculously proud of myself |D;;;
SPECIAL CATEGORY: Halloween Pokes!!!! The PokeCen always has an Extremely Good Halloween campaign and it makes me angry...they're all so good...TAT////////
Aaand! Best for last!! SE plushies T//u//T The middle two Souls are very beat up, ahaha....I've had the smaller one for over a decade and the bigger one for almost a decade, so...they've gotten a lot of love//// (plus it is also funny to tease Soul - u know I'd give u a hug over the plushies any day baaaaaabe u3u) I really want to get Liz, Patty, and Tsubaki too, but Tsubaki is SUPER hard to find and I don't want to get Liz and Patty and not her TAT;;; there are also Excalibur plushies...............but I think I'm ok without an Excalibur plushie sjdkfghsdfg OH also not pictured; I do have a plush Shinigami glove |D
So! There it is! The hoard! If I were a dragon this would be my treasure hoard! It was nice to go through this so if you went through it with me I hope you had fun too!
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@shinyorangemushroom, I’m your secret sant! Sorry I was late, I was out of town. I decided that christmas shopping is something you do during the winter, right? .... I’ll just let you get to reading ^.^;; Merry Belated Christmas!
AO3 Word Count: 1448
The dusting of snow along the school campus was light, falling to the ground and coating it for rarely more than a day. But the arrival of snow meant the arrival of cold, and for most students, that meant it was time to dig out warm clothing for the winter. Warm scarves and jackets and maybe hats, though there was no doubt part of that was to just look cute. Aelita was excited to go out and spend a day on the town. She had been making plans with all of her friends, to get some time spent in before winter break really got under way and everyone went home for the next couple of weeks. That way, even if she did decide to go home with someone, she had gotten time with everyone.
Now if only her ‘date’ for today would be on time. Here she was, waiting by the gate for Odd to make his way to the gate. Though she wasn’t surprised. Knowing him, he was just now getting out of bed because it was very much winter and he was even harder than usual to get up around this time. Or maybe she was wrong, if the blob of purple against the pure white background was any indication. “Hey Princess!” He came to a stop in front of her, absolutely not almost slipping in the snow trying to get to the gate. “You’re late, you know.” She reminded him. A yip drew her attention to Odd’s bag. Oh come on… Odd caught where Aelita’s eyes were looking. “Oh! Yeah, I brought Kiwi with me. He’s been real neglected lately with finals and stuff, ya know? I just couldn’t leave my poor dog in dorm all by himself!” He opened the bag to show Aelita the dog inside, and to let him out. And out popped kiwi, in all his doggie glory, with purple doggie jacket and pink booties.
“You remember we were planning to go christmas shopping right?” Aelita asked, kneeling down to greet the dog with a cheerful headscritch. Just because his owner was a dork didn’t mean that Kiwi didn’t deserve pets. “Yeah? What of it?” “...Dogs aren’t allowed in stores.” She had a feeling Odd knew that. And by the grin, she wasn’t sure she was going to like the answer that she was going to get.
“Oh, I have a plan, don’t you worry Princess.” ...This was going to end with them banned from shopping, wasn’t it?
The shopping center was moderately packed, with many people out to complete (or start, if you had chosen to procrastinate like Odd had) their christmas shopping. Bright lights covered the building with a gorgeous wreath in the windows. No matter how many years Aelita lived here, she didn’t think she was ever quite going to tire of the decorations.
All around them were equally decorated stores, windows lit up, displays drawing her attention all the way to the ceiling. Kiwi was trying to get away with from Odd to investigate the strange noises and smells. Odd was searching through his bag searching for his shopping list, face scrunched up slightly when he couldn’t find it.
“Oh come on, I have to have brought it…” He grumbled under his breathe. Kiwi stuck his nose into Odd’s bag possibly to help him search. “No, Kiwi, I don’t have any treats for you right now- Aha!”
He held up a piece of folded paper, folded several times over with purple secret! Scrawled on the front. “Alright, let’s see…” He unfolded the present, skimming over it. Aelita craned her neck to see who he was shopping for out of curiousity. Kiwi was at the top of the list, with a drawing of kiwi doodled in the spaces next to it. Below that were their friends and his sisters. And in little writing at the bottom was a name beginning with a W before Odd folded it up. “Alright, got it!” He said triumphantly. Oh well, she was spying, she couldn’t complain if she didn’t see the whole thing. She’d probably figure it out. “Who do you want to start with?” There was a lot of places to go and she could barely choose between them!
Odd covered his eyes and spun around dramatically, making far more of a show than it needed to be. Plus if he riled up his dog, it could lead to unwanted attention. His finger landed on a fashion shop at the opposite end of the central lobby. “Let’s start there.” Well, it was as good a place as any to start, yeah? The two of them made their way towards the shop, and Aelita decided that it was a worthy first stop. Based on appearances alone, she wasn’t sure she’d find much that’d impress Yumi, but there was no way to knowfor sure until she looked inside. But there was certainly stuff int here that would interest her! It’d be a good look into stuff she’d want to buy later, and that made it a good stop by itself. “Now, Princess, I’m going to show you something really neat, alright?” Odd stepped out of line of sight from the window, and knelt down. “Come here Kiwi, c’mere, there we go!” He picked up his dog and held him to his chest. “See, he’s already dressed up, so if I carry him, it’s like I have a baby and they won’t know the difference!” She rolled her eyes. That was Odd’s bright plan? Somehow, she wasn’t really surprised, but if he thought it’d work… She reached over and grabbed the end of his scarf and draped it over Kiwi’s body. “I’m pretty sure human babies don’t have four legs.” “Psh, details, details. No one will notice, honest.”
Maybe she should let him go in by himself, so she could theoretically return later and get anything she wanted. . . Nah, she couldn’t abandon him to that. “Well, if you’re sure.” The clerk at the counter only spared them a short glance when they first walked in. Kiwi was behaving himself fairly well, or at least, wasn’t making much noise, seemingly contented by the gentle scritches on the head Odd was giving him. The selection of the store really was wonderful, and the accessories were cute. As guessed, there was no one really on Aelita’s shopping list that’d really like anything here, though there were cute gloves and hats that Aelita may just have to come back for herself.
Actually, with there was a cute barrette that was red and a dark enough purple to almost look black. Maybe she’d grab that, she could thing of someone that’d it look nice on… Mind made, she bought it.
“Alright, I think I got everything!” Odd said, the arm not holding Kiwi filled with miscellaneous goodies. Now, they’d have to go up and actually face the woman at the counter, and see if they could get away with actually breaking the rules.
Aelita checked out first, just in case. She had less things, and she would like to be able to actually buy the barrette before they possibly got kicked out. She put the gift in her purse and stepped aside to allow Odd to drop his pile of presents onto the counter in front of the lady. And then things went wrong.
Odd nudged Kiwi enough while putting things down that he actually barked, causing the clerk to look up at him. “Is that a dog…” “Of course not!” Odd said, before she had a chance to convince herself that it was. “That’s just my son, Kiwi! He’s just learning to talk, you see.” Oh, don’t burst into laughter and ruin it early, Aelita. “That’s right!” She hoped her grin wasn’t too cheeky. “And he just loves animals.” Odd nodded. “Isn’t that right, my d- son.” He nuzzled the dog, causing him to bark again. Aelita held her arms out for Kiwi. “I’ll take our- son.” And she could get out of here before she burst into highly unfortunate laughter. “Thank you dear!” He handed the dog over to her, and she hurried out, catching the clerk’s “pay for your stuff and leave immediately, before I call security.” Odd ran out, yelling “Thank you!” over his shoulder as he joined Aelita. “I think we should probably head upward. I don’t think Queen Dog Spotter in there would appreciate us hanging around.” Aelita shook her head, passing his dog back to him. “I don’t think so either.” “Race you to the next floor?” “I guess I don’t really have a choice.”
The two took off running for the elevator, looking forward to finishing their shopping and getting lunch...
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Day 31- Free Day
Whoo boy, the last day of the Ink DeMonth! First off, I’d like to thank everybody who’s liked any of my entries for this month long event. Seeing a silly post get more than 80 notes for this was amazing.
Second off, my entry for today is a master post of all my Bendy and the Ink Machine Alternate Universes. Thank you for reading if you do, I appreciate it! Keep in mind that I don’t dwell deep in the community, so they’re may be AU’s I have that are similar to the AU’s of others. Rest assured, they are not copies.
Shared AU’s - Sanctuary AU: Shared within a Discord server, Joey Drew and Henry Stein have built an animal help center, which is partially a zoo for permanent residents. - Papa Bendy AU: Shared with Mod Lui, Ink Bendy has adopted a few little ink demons and live on the surface with most other ink creatures. Sammy sells melons for a living.
Timeline Related AU’s - Pirate AU: The first iteration of Joey, Bendy, Susie, Henry, and Sammy. Bendy is a small monkey with Joey being the captain of the ship. Susie is a bird siren who keeps look out, Henry is a satyre and Joey’s first mate, and Sammy is a unicorn who’s just another part of the crew. - First Mythical AU: Second iteration of Joey, Bendy, Susie, Henry, and Sammy. First iteration of Norman and Wally. Joey is a magic user who creates Bendy from scratch. Wally is a reptile person and Joey’s apprentice. Henry is still a satyre, he does small errands for Joey (with good pay) and is a soldier for the kingdom they all reside in. Susie is still a siren who came to Joey for a favor, Sammy is still a unicorn who is Susie’s good friend. Norman is a small dragon that digs up gems to sell at markets and a good friend of Wally, Henry, and Joey. - Main AU: Everyone is human except Bendy, who is a small ink creature. Pretty much what I think happened before the Studio fell. - Future AU: Everyone is still human, and Bendy is a robot. They all live in space on a ship under the rule of a robot. Joey longs for the day that they visit Earth.
Monster Related AU���s - First Monster AU: Henry is a vampire, Wally is a werewolf, Susie is a bird siren, Joey is a “swamp creature” (humanoid fish), Norman is a ghoul, Sammy is a spider creature, and Bendy is a human character instead of a demon (still ink). They live underground in fear of humans. -Second Monster AU: They all become monsters at a later date. Joey is a vampire, Norman is a werewolf, Henry is a fire nymph, Wally is a merman-like siren, Sammy is an ink creature, Susie is still to be determined but currently human. Bendy happily exists with them. -Wendigo AU: Joey and Henry got stuck in the woods and ran out of food. When they were found, they were Wendigos. They change into the creatures at night and as Wendigos are very puppy-like. Enjoy food very, very much.
Other Media Related AU’s - Steven Universe AU: Joey is a black diamond and rules over a court of Off Colors. Henry is a green sapphire, Susie a purple sapphire, Norman is a sapphire with a ruby cut, Wally is a peridot with a dent in his gem, Sammy is a rutile gem, Boris is a goshinite, and Bendy and Alice are both black pearls with dents in their gems. - My Little Pony AU- They’re all pastel ponies and Bendy is a baby dragon. - Five Nights At Freddy’s AU: They’re all Funtime animatronics, most of them want to steal your skin except Norman. Norman wants to help you out of there. - Zootopia AU: Joey is a black panther, Henry is a wolf, Susie is a giant golden crowned flying fox, Norman is a grizzly bear, Wally is a lion, and Sammy is a weasel. Bendy is a cat-like creature made of ink.
Alternate Timeline AU’s - Studioless AU: Joey never met Henry in his childhood and went on to become a criminal low life. He later meets Henry and they become friends, with Henry and Linda helping Joey to be a better person. - Blob AU: Bendy is a 2 foot tall little blob that is adorable, Sammy and very few others find him creepy. Henry worked himself to death and still refuses to retire, manifesting at night to help finish animating scenes. - Demon AU: Joey accidentally allowed a demon to take his body. Joey’s soul got banished to a pocket dimension for 1,000 years. Studio falls and the demon in Joey’s body rules over all. - Another Angel AU: Henry snaps and basically becomes another Alice, however he dwells very deep down in the Studio and has recruited the Butcher Gang with false promises. The Butcher Gang has been partially reconstructed to be more like their cartoon forms. Henry will spare Boris, but Henry strives to one day reach the surface and see Linda again.
Miscellaneous AU’s - Creature AU: All of the characters are strange animal creatures. Not much lore, just one that I enjoy drawing. - Mermaid AU: Another one that I just enjoy drawing. - Family AU: Beasty is a mother figure to the rest of the Bendy’s. Just an AU to draw and mess around with.
#The Ink DeMonth#Bendy and the Ink Machine#BATIM AU#Henry Stein#Joey Drew#Susie Campbell#Norman Polk#Wally Franks#Sammy Lawrence#Bendy#Bendy the Dancing Demon
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Pacific Rim AU (pt 3)
I’ll post the next bit at the same time but here’s more background details with glimmer, bow, Entrapta, Perfuma and scorpia. Some silly some eh
Glimmer and Bow basically grew up together
Fighting together just felt natural
They often get really clingy post drift. Always in physical contact: handholding, arm over shoulder
They have a cuddle pile usually after missions
Jaeger Moon Opal (thanks @shera-dnd) has a variety of different types of ‘arrows’ that fire from a chamber in its forearm
Bows specialty! SONIC ARROWS
He only gets to use them in the battles farther from shore because they are LOUD
That’s okay, he has other arrows
Glimmers favs are the flash bombs and the extended STAFF
It glows a really sick looking reddish purple because it SHOCKs shit
She thanks the jaeger engineers but she knows it was her mom who had the staff upgraded and adapted for Moon Opal from Angel Wing
It was Micah’s weapon of choice too
ENTRAPTA WANTS TO CREATE A KAIJU
Miniature and contained but still
It’s totally for research.
What better way to understand how something works so you can kill it right?
The experiment hasn’t resulted in much more than a blob of lab engineered Kaiju tissue floating in an ammonia tank
But still
It’s name is Emily
Perfuma walks into the lab and finds Entrapta crowded in wires, tanks, miscellaneous mechanical parts, and the occasional specimen in mid dissection
“Perfuma!! I want you to meet Emily!”
She takes one look at ‘Emily’ and closes her eyes
“Entrapta, when I said you should make some friends... this is not what I meant!”
“I did make a friend. Two actually. But I don’t see why I need to. I’ve already got you, that’s enough.”
She’ll say this absentmindedly, while elbow deep in one project or another.
Perfuma doesn’t think the other woman even realizes what she’s said but she just smiles softly anyways.
“Yeah...okay. so who are these new friends?” Perfuma goes to her work station, pulling out charts.
“Well, I left the lab yesterday- wait was it today?- no it was yesterday. I left the lab, like you told me to, and bumped into an extraordinarily tall human.”
“Mmhm” Perfuma reaches over Entrapta to grab a tissue vial.
“As in literally bumped into. She was strong. I wonder if she would let me measure her height to weightlifting ratio...? Anyways well she apologized profusely and invited me to eat with one of her friends. moody looking and snarky but she was interested when I mentioned I worked in the K-science division!”
“That’s lovely” Perfuma is marking off data into her chart
“I liked her. And the tall one. The moody one was calm throughout our engagement but seemed to become agitated when Marshal Weaver walked by our eating area... I have a hypothesis.. but it requires further observation...”
Perfuma looks up at this and frowns
“Also I’m building the tall one a new arm and a claw.”
“What.”
Scorpia has prosthetic limbs
Her right is missing from the wrist up
Left, from mid forearm
She has scars across her face
She’s an incrediblly kind and enthusiastic person but doesn’t talk about what happened much
Entrapta bluntly offers to build and improve her old prosthetics (she dabbles In tech and mechanic work)
She wants to make tool attachments
Scorpia thanks her, sparkly eyed
It gets kinda hard to work on the jaegers sometimes
She also REALLY wants a claw hand attachment
#pacific rim!au#pacific rim!au pt 3#glimmer#bow#entrapta#scorpia#perfuma#also there is a bit of#pertrapta#cause thats in this au
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𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑻. repost, don’t reblog !
𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬 !
FULL NAME. elizabeth marie spencer PRONUNCIATION. (ง'̀-'́)ง NICKNAME. liz. lizzie, if you wanna get on her bad side asap. GENDER. cis female HEIGHT. 5′2 / 157 cm AGE. 25, but verse dependent (ex. she’s 29 for tua or 31 in a private verse) ZODIAC. cancer (marko & liz need to stop being alike by now being like their zodiacs) SPOKEN LANGUAGES. english (native). french (advance). yiddish (intermediate). fiddles with other miscellaneous languages which is verse dependent bc she will try & learn your muse’s native language.
𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 !
HAIR COLOR. blonde. natural light brown EYE COLOR. a ‘caramel’ brown with ‘honey’ specks SKIN TONE. pale. sun tan days are in the past. BODY TYPE. slim but fit ACCENT. american. closer to sound like the mid-atlantic region (think of modern DC, not transatlantic old timey accent), especially being closer to the appalachian region. so it’s complicated. but, like, for the accent aspect... think of bil.l nye. VOICE. eh? still working on this. tho i do feel she does train her voice to sound different base on situations. DOMINANT HAND. right POSTURE. stiff, straight-laced, resting bitch face, hands either on hips or crossed. probably even has her feet shoulder length apart for a ‘power move’ SCARS. one on her head. some over her hands & wrist from equestrian thing, but those are really faint. probably some ache scars faint scatter across her hairline? TATTOOS. none, but can get some if verse dependent. she loves seeing them on others, however. BIRTHMARKS. a starish shape blob near her right shoulderblade MOST NOTICEABLE FEATURE(S). smile (when she ever smiles which is like a .01% chance of ever seeing it). piercing eyes. probably just how she’s able to make herself to appear taller than her actual height.
𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 !
PLACE OF BIRTH. lexington, va HOMETOWN. raphine, va BIRTH WEIGHT. ?? BIRTH HEIGHT. ?? MANNER OF BIRTH. born in the carillon hospital at lexington FIRST WORDS. neigh (for horse) SIBLINGS. raleigh : older brother by a year & nine months, maddie : younger sister by seven years PARENTS. robert spencer & martha loeb (still kinda deciding on her maiden name as we go) PARENTAL INVOLVEMENT. she has a better relationship with her father than her mother.
𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 !
OCCUPATION. it specialist for the united nations (main) CURRENT RESIDENCE. nyc (main) CLOSE FRIENDS. wine. maybe caitlyn fields & alfred jones. oh, and sana @ivoryhearted RELATIONSHIP STATUS. verse / thread dependent. canonically single. FINANCIAL STATUS. middle class DRIVER’S LICENSE. yes CRIMINAL RECORD. verse dependent. but overall, no. VICES. drinking, from caffeine to alcohol. her pride.
𝐬𝐞𝐱 & 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 !
SEXUAL ORIENTATION. bisexual ROMANTIC ORIENTATION. greyromantic PREFERRED EMOTIONAL ROLE. submissive | dominant | switch. PREFERRED SEXUAL ROLE. submissive | dominant | switch. LIBIDO. not as high as y’all think TURN ON’S. submission. glasses. yet some sort of challenge when wanting to hatefuck. kissing / biting necks. TURN OFF’S. being put into the submissive role. uh... eh? LOVE LANGUAGE. eh? get back on me on this. RELATIONSHIP TENDENCIES. normally has one night stands & is colder than the other partner. but, within a relationship, she’s softer than her ‘outer’ layer. tries to help the person, even as simple as cleaning or cooking. is a wee bit more open but still struggles to fully be... herself.
𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 !
CHARACTER’S THEME SONG. she’s always a woman to me~ granted idk what ‘theme song’ she would give herself. BECAUSE I STILL HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT HER MUSIC TASTE HOBBIES TO PASS TIME. horseback riding. cleaning. reading. tinkering with machinery, depending on verse. MENTAL ILLNESSES. none PHYSICAL ILLNESSES. has infertility issues. LEFT OR RIGHT BRAINED. left. PHOBIAS. close spaces. though does feel anxious within colder weather. SELF CONFIDENCE LEVEL. arrogant. or is she? VULNERABILITIES. cold hearted. closed hearted. pride / ego.
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