#I just know Eda and Stanley got married in Vegas

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TOH fandom tell me someone has written the AU where Raine asks Eda to marry them and Eda is all “Oh I would love to, but technically I am already married” and the gang has to go down to Gravity Falls, Oregon, to get Stanley Pines to sign the divorce papers.

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Never Got Divorced  → Eda and Stan

[6/12/2022]

Added: This is a mess. I hope other posts in this Au will be neater.

Needed to figure out the kinks in timeline and ages. Also law… kind of.

Basically this is the planning stage that I posted.

Okay like with all of my AUs I have no real plan per say.

This AU is just that Eda and Stan never got divorced 

There is no romantic or sexual attraction.

Just 2 con artists who got married to steal from each other yet it fell through.

Eda ran before any divorce papers were ever given, okay.

Oh yeah since Eda has popped into the human realm since she was like 14 to 16 she got a legal identity.

Her legal identity is her actual name but she just goes by Marilyn.

Makes life easier if there is not hang ups

[Also I want this crap as legal as I can]

Basically she knows more about the human realm then she makes herself appear. She is smart.

Stan knows he never divorced her btw but they still haven't seen the other in decades.

Stan did indeed sign with his legal name.

Now on to less fun things like Math, timeline, and sort of law.

Ages/Timeline.

Stan was born in the late 40s or early 50s.

Just to make a time frame I will say 1945 to 1955 making him anywhere from 67 to 57 

Eda was born anywhere from 1974 to 1978. That is if TOH takes place in 2022

Canon also has her in her mid to late 40s. [like 44 to 46. Maybe 47]

If you cannot tell this timeline does not work if we looked at both canon.

(As in my "Law" section for them to be legally married they would've had to sign their actual names and Stanley Pines would be dead. I want those 2 married and not the hilarious image of Stan getting Eda married to Ford. Which means the canon timeline cannot work. Another knot is the fact she would have to have gray hair when they married which would point to "Stanford '' marrying her. So also ignoring that,  she is still a ginger. Good thing this is an Au.)

Since the canon timeline will not work here it is reworked. ■

Eda was born in 1976 making her 46 years old in 2022.

Her "Human" identity which is her legal name on the Boiling Isles with a smudged birth year. That year being 1974 [21. She can legally drink now]

Stan was born 1965 making him 57 in 2022. 

Eda and Stan got married in Las Vegas in 1995 with her dipping after stealing the car and earnings.

Ford Pines went into his portal in 1996. So Stanley "died" that same year.

Then everything in canon happened the same except Eda told King more of the truth and didn't wait till Season 2 episode 3. The legal adoption still didn't happen until later though.

Also because I shifted the timeline by a decade that means Mabel and Dipper are only a year (maybe 2) younger than Luz.

OH also since this is an au. Season 3 (as it hasn't come out yet) is non canon.

Law [Sort of. Not a lawyer and I got my info off of Google]

In real life it seems if the married person goes missing and is declared dead [or is just presumed dead] the couple is no longer married.

Also if they got remarried their marriage is valid and not the previous one.

This is in fact boring for this Au as Stanley "died" their marriage would no longer be valid.

So yeah no that law doesn't exist in this universe unless they remarried

Also Eda proved her existence to the American government (Not as a witch) by just showing proof of her being there for a while.

Still she fibbed as she wasn't born in Usa and has no proof of her living there as a baby or child.

Either way she did it.

Basically she legally exists. Neither got remarried so I am pretending they are still legally married.

While I am having trouble finding out if you can adopt without your spouse knowing it looks like a maybe.

I mean Eda mostly live on The Boiling Isles and adopted King there so it wouldn't matter anyways

Basically their marriage exists and the GF timeline changed by a decade.

[Stopping here 6/12/2022]

^ Did that so the next post looks neater than this mess

The next post should be the meeting of Pine Twins and The Group (Hunter, Luz, Gus, Willow, Amity, and Vee)

[auroramoon-draws16]

Canon

TOH fandom tell me someone has written the AU where Raine asks Eda to marry them and Eda is all “Oh I would love to, but technically I am already married” and the gang has to go down to Gravity Falls, Oregon, to get Stanley Pines to sign the divorce papers.

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You see, I would protest this, because marriage is a legal institution and I can’t see Eda willingly participating in anything legal-adjacent.

However, forging a name on a wedding certificate to screw with her current paramour, that I can see.

Which would make neither name correct for either party.

And Eda doesn’t drag everyone out for a divorce, it’s more a “Ha ha, see my super sexy Bard lover, I told you I could do better!” then drag Raine back to the Boiling Isles to live in sin.

TOH fandom tell me someone has written the AU where Raine asks Eda to marry them and Eda is all “Oh I would love to, but technically I am already married” and the gang has to go down to Gravity Falls, Oregon, to get Stanley Pines to sign the divorce papers.