#I just go insane for these two pairings
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“Because I knew you, I have been changed for good.”
#Assassin's Creed#AltMal#ShaunDes#Altair#Altair ibn La'Ahad#Malik#Malik Al Sayf#Desmond#Desmond Miles#Shaun#Shaun Hastings#i wasn't hinting at reincarnation or anything...#I just go insane for these two pairings#this hyperfixation never goes away... it just sometimes goes dormant#my art!
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can't believe a show based on a videogame (usually games adaptations are notoriously bad, which isn't the case here tho) gave me the beauty and the beast/twisted mirrors/enemies to traveling companions/ruthless antihero+optmistic but still badass heroine who takes none of his shit/age gap but make it sexy dynamic of my dreams. as much as i love maximus and i think he deserves the best writing ever because 1. he's a clever deconstruction of the aspiring Knight bro who's actually a bit of a loser and, as much as lucy, sees the world in black&white at first and then doesn't get what he thought he wanted but what he needs (or at least i hope he'll eventually get it), and 2. he's a cutie and i want an epic love story for him too, it's very funny how they tried to give us a puppy kind of romance and the tumblr girlies still fixated on the "toxic ~she bites his finger off and he cuts hers off and sews it on his hand in what we'll pretend it's a symbolic marriage rings exchange or whatever~ asshole who used to be a nice guy/good girl™ with a lot of spunk and hidden anger but unshakeable morals" kind of relationship.
#mind you idt the writers will ever have the guts to go for this pair or anything and i'm perfectly okay with the maximus/lucy romance#but still. they tried to give us the wholesome love story between two cuties with a killer side#and the fandom went ~mmmh we kinda want for that girl and the noseless radioactive ghoul to fuck nasty actually#shhdhdhf i'm sorry but this was so predictable to me. conosco i miei polli#also. i don't fully understand those who see it as a father/daughter thing? just because it worked on tlos#doesn't mean we need the same kind of dynamic here#1. despite him being an actual father (or at least. he was 200+ years ago) i've never seen a less paternal character than the ghoul lmao#2. lucy is an adult woman. young but in her mid twenties i guess? cooper had (and maybe still has) a daughter but the kid was like. 6 or 7?#lucy doesn't need a daddy she's a grown up. stop infantilizing women all the freaking time#let them be fully equals!! let them be bickering road trip companions/a killer squad/tentative allies who eventually form a real bond#i SWEAR if the writers go full parent/child bs with them in s2 because they're more popular#(at least on ao3. i don't expect the same level of insanity from the general audience)#than the canon ship i'll riot. idt they will but still#..... maybe they should go for a hot max/lucy/coop polycule instead. that would be interesting lmao#vaultghoul#fallout#val rambles in the tags#val speaks#txt
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to the ones that encouraged me
#nintama#nintama rantarou#rkrn#忍たま乱��郎#kema tomesaburou#HAPPY CHARACTER DAY U BEAUTIFUL DORK (a day late)#im doing a bunch of drawings for six year month (insane) but im posting this set prematurely because its a pair!#he’s my original favorite and he brings me nothing but joy. i love him. I don’t talk about him enough but i think he deserves the world#quirinahdraws#zenpouji isaku#shioe monjirou#nakazaike chouji#nanamatsu koheita#tachibana senzou#why is he taller than the two tallest six years when he’s canonically smaller? for the sake of composition orz#just imagine rokuro sorority squatting XD#first two figures r his brothers 😁#omg rokuha day and tomesaburou day and a tomesaburou NINDRAW were like back to back to back this past three days#ITS SO TOMESABUROVER for me…i am NOT going to make it when im busy in October and he has an entire month for him 😭#digital#BABYYYY YOURE MY ANGELLLL#haha anyways
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shiguang and their endless parallels when it comes to eachother
I'm still not over the finale (and trust me many essays are due from my end), and one of the things that I cant seem to get over are how expertly shiguang prove to be excellent mirrors of one another, with multiple references cross the 2 seasons showcasing this,
argument #1 : core personalities (status quo)
lu guang is rational. he is ever placid. he thinks five times before he speaks, and even so, is a man of few words. from the very start lu guang has been shown to be the ever mature, serious and aware between him and his best friend, despite being 'younger' lol mentally that's not the case rn I guess.
he is well aware of what exactly to do at which situation, and has been shown to get anxious when things tend to get unpredictable. he withholds information if he believes it would affect xiaoshi's state of mind, he has always been more aware of his ability in comparison to xiaoshi, and is seemingly hyper aware of the moral responsibility and karmic debt he must repay should he act against it.
he isn't adept at fighting, and is clearly the sort to wield a pen over a sword. he rarely even loses his cool, and when he does. well.
cheng xiaoshi ís imprudent, rash. he places heart over mind and acts on impulse. he needs to consistently be reminded to avoid giving into his urges during a situation at hand. he is clingy, he is an open book. he values his partner and sister more than the world, and his loyalty is evident. he's very loud and overt when it comes to his opinons, and can be interpreted as a more childish, naive type.
while xioashi has an idea of the greater moral responsibility he must hold, he is often shown to restrain himself only when lu guang requests it. even if he questions it, he listens to him, regardless of whatever alter motive lu guang may have (in cxs' eyes, there is none)
he is very martially adept, and can often take advantage of a situation if it comes to physical confrontation. very obviously a sword over pen sorta lad. to be immensely martially adept however, requires strategical thinking does it not?
argument #2 : cheng xiaoshi being a dark angel narrative
the highest stakes to shiguang have always been their own wellbeing. referenced multiple times throughout season 1 and 2, their partnership means a lot more than just a friendship to the two of them.
episode 3 showcases the sheer trust they have in each other when paralleling basketball scenes.
but how does their personality play out when times get the most dire?
back in episode 11. of the first season, shit hits the fan, and xiaoshi hatches a plan. this becomes a recurring theme when stakes reach their peak in the show btw, and showcases just how strategical cxs can really be. he plans for nearly every scenario, with almost no input from lu guang's end whatsoever.
he even (temporarily) wins the battle. he accounts for nearly everything including his own, and lu guang's safety. xiaoshi's reliability is shown very clearly here.
oh boy does cxs pull through. the shit is flying and cxs somehow narrowly dodges the blow. despite ql being possessed, with his partner quite literally stabbed through he maintains a clear stance when fighting, he thinks about the situation they are in and acts accordingly when the police show up, painting himself as the temporary perpetrator.
when lu guang's 'death' is announced, cxs laments for him silently, through their everyday, and begins to seriously consider shifting the timeline. however, he knows he shouldn't, that he cant. not necessarily because of the karmic retribution, but because lu guang would never agree to that. he considers his thoughts, and actions.
when it comes to lu guang, he thinks. he considers the best possible scenario. he strategises and he doesn't rush into things immediately.
argument #3: lu guang being a light devil narrative
to lu guang, he rarely shifts from his placid stance. but when it comes to cxs' danger, his wellbeing is the ONLY thought running through his head. (I plan on covering this in immense detail in it's own blog because holy SHIT the references I've found that date all the way back to season 1 and the damn chibi shorts)
instances of such can be dated all back to season 1, where lu guang rushes out of a police station and through an unknowing ql to yell at cxs over the potential consequences of fucking up their timeline. you would know a lot about that, wouldn't you lu guang?
when it comes to cxs, lu guang is selfish. lu guang is irrational. he does not think, no he does, but all he thinks about is cheng xiaoshi. a building is burning? where is cxs? I'm getting tortured? at least its not cxs. I'm getting STABBED TO THE SIDE? better than it happening to cxs. cxs got shot? time to use my lacking physical prowess to pummel the guy who did that.
the only time we have seen such raw RAGE from cxs happens to be the finale of season 2. the pure impulse he acts on beating the shit out of qj the second he shoots cxs. oh, the girl behind him is literally dying? when cxs got shot in the side so priorities. it's crazy just how irrational this man is when it comes to cheng xiaoshi, and we haven't even gotten into the fact that lu guang literally ripped apart the FABRIC OF HIS TIMELINE, THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM, because cheng xiaoshi died in it, and to live in a world without him is more dire than whatever karmic debt may fall upon him.
lu guang, he is rational, he is methodical. but he is selfish, and he loves. he's perhaps committed one of the most selfish acts one possibly can, and has quite literally gone against a rule he held so dear, a rule that he quite possibly upholds just because he is terrified of making it worse. he didn't even sleep on his decision, bloody clothes and a null void expression on his face as he decided to hell with the world, he needs to get it right this time around, even at the cost of himself
but as this show has proven time and time again, death is inevitable, at most, it can only be delayed
old official art depicting the two which inspired this blog, thought it made for a good visual
#link click#link click spoilers#shiguang dailiren#lu guang#cheng xiaoshi#im going quite insane#blog on lg characterisation and an analysis on vortex/dive back in time is due as well hh#maybe even more my head is buzzing#fuck a levels shiguang are my priority#god god god do I love these two#me and mirrored pairings go hand in hand I just love them#*bangs table* THE GODDAMN DAMN SATAN MASQUERADE OF IT ALL
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Patrick Troughton - billed as Pat - helps the stricken French nobility (and flashes the audience) as Sir Andrew Ffoulkes, a staunch ally of the title character in The Adventures of the Scarlet Pimpernel (ITP, 1955 - 1956)
#fave spotting#patrick troughton#the adventures of the scarlet pimpernel#doctor who#classic doctor who#two#itp#itc#1955#I've had a nice rhythm going lately with pairing a 50 min series (usually The Saint these days‚ tho not for much longer...) with a shorter#25 min one to dip into when I've less time or whatever. with The Adventurer over (adieu and farewell Gene Bradley you insane#multi talented everything) i thought I'd change it up a little and go for a much earlier itc series for a different tone. so early in fact#that they weren't even ITC yet; the company was then known as the Incorporated Television Programme Company‚ ITP for short‚ but be not#fooled; this is in every way the Lew Grade led company that would come to dominate the commercial tv world in the decades to follow#The Adventures of Robin Hood is usually identified as the first ITC production but in fact it beat this series to the screen by only#3 days and the two shows were presumably in production simultaneously. Hood went on to be the making of ITC and Lew Grade and lasted#a whopping 143 episodes over 4 years; Pimpernel made it to only 18 despite being planned as a 39 part series (standard length for these#early itc shows). exactly what went wrong i dont know; Goring was heavily involved in production as well as starring and maybe that played#a part‚ or maybe the popular success of Hood meant this show was no longer affordable. idk im just speculating but from#what I've seen it's fairly fun. starting on ITV just a week after the network commenced transmission‚ it's safe to say this didn't capture#the public imagination like Hood did and it does seem to have been rather forgotten about. Pat is actually a series regular and these#pics come from a few different eps among the first few. he isn't in the very first (nor is the Pimpernel's other faithful companion#played by Anthony Newlands) and i do wonder if that was a pilot (it has Robert Shaw as the Pimpernel's right hand and to my#knowledge he doesn't reappear; he'd make up for it with a starring role in one of ITC's next series‚ The Buccaneers#but yes he's here and he's fantastic and gets to be dashing and heroic (tho never moreso than Goring of course). he's also the one of the#three heroes who best suits the powdered hair look (Newlands looks quite unfortunate). and of course i know what im doing with that#last shirtless pic.. you're welcome Pat girlies (gender neutral)#maybe I'll make another post after I've seen a few more eps but i wasn't going to commit to a Pat post for every episode im afraid
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I AM GOING INSANE OVER THESE
#<- filled with lust#they’re on sale but not in my size OUGH if i want them i have to pay full price#do i have a spare two hundo to drop on a pair of boots rn… no.. but will i go postal if i don’t get to wear these.. yes#i NEED to get edgier and weirder you don’t understand#i was just looking into pony reinhardt’s tattoo booking schedule (ART THAT MAKES ME GO CRAZY INSANE) and seriously considering#booking something years in advance and dropping a couple thousand on patchwork sleeves and a chest piece
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Trying to buy jeans that fit is like an actual fucking nightmare I go here are the measurements of my body because I know exactly what the circumference of my waist and hips are and the size guide goes great! Here’s what size to get based on the circumference of your waist and hips :) and I go so if I buy these they will fit my measurements. Because you’ve put there how many centimetres it is. I know how many centimetres my hips and waist are, are you telling me the truth about your trousers? And they go yep. This is the size of our trousers. And then I go hmm your size guide says these run small I will get the size up because even though I know that based on my measurements I should get the smaller size but I want to be on the safe side. And then I try them on and they’re too fucking small even though the waistband is apparently ten centimetres bigger than my waist.
#KILLING!#also I know buying jeans online that’s on me but I have looked in every single reasonably priced shop in my entire city#and also they almost fit me. not enough to be like eh whatever like I do have to send them back but like they’re not gaping at my waist#it’s the first pair of jeans I’ve tried on that actually fit me at the hips (kind of) but not at the waist#(as in they’re too small at the waist. usually when I try on jeans that fit my hips they’re like ten times too big on the waist)#going crazy. because I think the size up would probably be fit but it’s literally two sizes bigger than my usual size.#how am I meant to fucking know that I need to get two sizes bigger#this shit makes me feel insane. i just want a pair of jeans.
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um hello again hk community <3
I AM NOT BEATING THE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR ALLEGATIONS .....
thank you to the number one superfan bestie @lovinglin for enabling me so bad she made hollow x ivie content faster than I did <3 please follow her <3
#WHERE DO I START WITH THIE#WHERE DO I START WITH THIS#the unpredictable events that unfolded after i uploaded that jil fights thk battle 💔💔💔💔💔#AKSJHDJSJSS MAN WHERE DO I START#HOLLOW IS SUCH . A WILD CARD#i didnt expect myself to like them i swear.....#bjt... it just happened.#coupled that with the ABSOLUTELY TRAGIC LORE THEY HAVE????? I CSN FIX THEM GUYS I CAN FI#BFBDBDHGDGDGDHDRD I AM SO INSANE ABT THEM <3#i initially didn't want to pair ivie with hollow but after i confessed this to lara. IMMEDIATELY DREW THESE TWO WITHOUT A CARE AND I EXPLODE#SHIT HAPPENED SO QUICK AND NOW IM SO UEUEUUEUE OVER THEM#these drawings are like half of a week old#WELL WHATEVER 💔💔💔#shrhfmfkssj eermrmtb yes anyways I Like them So much#i wouldn't be surprised if like half of my mutuals guessed this because HALF OF THEM PROBABLY FOLLOWED MY MAIN BLOG AND GO INSANE#NOT MAD DW I JUST FIND IT HILARIOUS#anyways ujuhm im rolling on tje floor and crying they dont deserve pain and sadness only happy ness and uh Flower a Nice Flower#also hollow is canonically genderless so i just simply go they them but i also dont mind he him either ahehe#STILL. THRY ARE SO GORGEOUS<3#~ art#idk if i should tag this or not LMAO
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...So yeah turns out I was lying in the tags butch Bulkhead actually gave me inspiration for t-swag Breakdown??? Inspired entirely by big naturals (not that you can tell) I did this in like... 30 or 40 minutes??? Never doubt the power of a butch I learnt that!
Look at this and tell me he’s not canonically trans I swear to god (projecting)
#breakdown#tfp breakdown#transformers#tfp#humanformers#maccadam#fanart#okay okay so this is fucking insane because i have been suffering making a breakdown human design for at least a year#and i came up with this shit in half an hour and everytime i look at it i don't regret it once?#maybe i forgot a headband to put on this bitch like i did with bulk but like i'm not risking changing anything i've suffered too long#imagine this bitch has a headband and he's not wearing it at the moment#also might've forgotten the whole eyepatch thing but like i was looking at two eyed breakdown forgive me#the reason why butch bulk and t-swag breaky are a combo pair because bulk introduced break to butch life#(aka the bitches are exes and our bi king found immense euphoria in being he/him he didn't notice the swag)#then plagued with both paranoia and dysphoria only really came out to bulkhead because he deserved to know#while bulkhead wasn't into guys he was at least still friendly with breakdown but like#unmedicated breakdown is utterly fucking terrified about being outed and it's really just that refusal to get help and stuff#that drives breakdown away and idk maybe bulkhead assumed he was way too jumpy to not be hiding something else#turn to con- get hit- go through transition etc because breaky gets idk either anti-anxiety or anti-psychotic (paranoia baby 😎✌)#bulkhead and breakdown meet again and it's like 'congratulations on transitioning' and literally still fighting like a bot and con would#and wheeljack who is also butch is unaware that breakdown pre and post are the same person so it's like#'remember that scout you used to date' *simultaneously* bulk: 'she's dead' break: 'she's my sister'#wheeljack: '...oh yeah i can see why you hate each other' and just gets on with it#confused euphoria and like 'i know this makes you happy so congrats but like also i don't like you that much' dynamic#yeah-
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craft fair haul by the girl who said she wasn't going to make any non-essential purchases this month!
#this is a terrible photo but. DO YOU SEE MY SMALL CERAMIC ITEMS?!?! I LOVE THEM#and yes three bars of soap is an insane amount but consider this.#one place had a buy three get one free deal and my friend really wanted two and i'm a good friend so#also i tasted the miso apple butter jam and it's INSANE + they also had a deal on (buy two get one free) and there was one my friend wanted#AND i have a super cute pair of blue gingham pyjamas so just IMAGINE how cute this eye mask is going to look with them#i did need a new eye mask btw bc the elastic broke on mine!!! good purchase!!!#and one place was giving out free carrots for some reason but i already ate that so just imagine a carrot in this picture too#🧃
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if i dont move to nyc or london or paris by age 27 what is the point of anything
#i looooove my city so much you guys like if i wasnt who i am (queer) rn i would be so fucking glad that i am in my current city but#i loooove art and history and fashion and stuff and this citymight be about second best for all that but its still soo crowded#people WILL judge no matter what you wear something cutesy and people dont shut up especially when ur 16 and tagging along with your mom to#the mall or something and everyone just stares and even among your classmates ive been complimented so many times#for my unique style or whatever (aka i have beaded shoelaces and wear lots of jewelery and absurd ass eyeliner) and theyre like oh#n******** is so fancy itni stylish bandi hai woh and its so attention grabbing but i dont want it to be a big deal !!!#i want to like 20 badges and wear insane makeup and dye my hair without calling much attention to myself!!!#of course i know that will change slowly as you go in to uni and meet ppl of your type instead of a bazaar market and youll pick ur own#friends who r like minded but considering this is india how many people can you truly find.#also my next two years are going to be spent in a college for jee and neet kids#you can wear what you want theres no dress code but you have to appear serious studious and simple if you want to be taken seriously#elle woods at harvard law type#i asked my mom to get an industrial & second lobe piercing and actual dyed hair and shes like turn twenty get into a good college then do#not bc she minds she allowed me to get my hair dyed at age 13 but to go in th college im going to there is SO SO much rigour#and if you dont show yourself as professional and shit they will keep you in lower effort self study classes instead of best of the best#i KNOW how difficult moving abroad is bc my family does not have that money i need to do it myself its so so expensive bc the money#itself has such a high value compared to here (you see americans cribbing abt 30$ hourly wage but here that is 2500inr)#2500 inr is as much as an expensive pair of jeans here. expensive clothes here r 30$ and in usa its 300$ . see the diffence#im changing topics so much but sometimes i do feel this place is suffocating#its a priviledge i have that i can even think about going abroad comapred to other indians but still#dp you get what i mean#and ik movies and all are very romanticised so it might not even be this way in western cities and just an idealisation but still#if things change around here then the entire question of going anywhere is out the window anyway#smalltown boy will byers moment#dni if you read all this and plan on replying unless ur a close mutual (close mutuals u know who u are)#also if someone says why would you want to go to usa uk paris when they colonised your country shut up <3 shut up very much <3
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‘tis i, nonbinary transfem tuvok enthusiast and recently i’ve been pondering the dynamic between her and transmasc b’elanna torres…. i love thinking of them having long conversations together about gender and cultural histories and their life paths and mental issues (real)
also tuvok’s quote of “there is nothing wrong in choosing to live” would be such an emotional statement to tell b’elanna who canonically has depression (they just like me fr). anyways these are my thoughts today take care my friend!! <3
I don't personally see Tuvok as being a positive person for B'Elanna to talk to about much of anything personal without like, some sort of change to how they interact with one another since I think he'd both intentionally and unintentionally antagonize her BUT I can absolutely see them looking at each other and feeling the gender envy even before they know what that particular sensation is. Knowing B'Elanna I bet she'd worry she has some kind of weird crush on him hehehe~ Someone starts a group for queer members of the crew to meet but it seems like more of a dating thing and they're all human and no one else is trans so B'Elanna leaves and runs into Tuvok and is like "Oh! I didn't see you in there." because it's common knowledge by this point that Tuvok's trans but Tuvok just does that 'obviously.' look and goes "...No." so B'Elanna leaves her alone but they happen to run into each other next week and the week after and it eventually becomes an unofficial thing and it's a real rollercoaster. It's a real russian roulette of what kind of a time you're gonna have - sometimes it ends in a fight and sometimes it ends in the most insightful realization you'll ever have. Such is life on Voyager... Thank you so much and I hope you have a wonderful day too~!!
#I see many people cite that episode where he taught her meditation as them getting along but I think he 1000% failed to be helpful at all#and mainly just reluctantly and impatiently taught her how to meditate while sort of insulting her - B'Elanna taking his lessons to heart#is really all on her v_v#Tuvok isn't exactly the kindest person in the world ... yet he cares about people. Complicated man v_v He'll stay up for two weeks straight#trying to rescue you and then make a crack at how he thinks Klingons are barbaric ... honestly I'd say B'Elanna should yell at him but I#think he'd just go 'ah...my point proven. v_v' BUT I DO. THINK THEY'RE SUCH AN INTERESTING POTENTIAL PAIR??#Not romantically - I mean pair of characters together bc they have SO MANY SIMILARITIES !!!! It's INSANE!!!#they truly deserved a character development 'getting closer' episode#honestly maybe this gender thing would do it...hehe maybe they'd finally have to talk it out bc they're the only other person o nthe ship#who'd understand....the power of being trans~!!#I hope this doesn't come off as negative - I liked this ask and I like Tuvok <3#+ comforting things don't have to be in line with canon...nor is my interpretation of canon the be all end all#+ transmasc B'Elanna...embrace your short king swag <3<3#this post is half inspired by my friend inviting me to join my school's GSA in middle school and me saying yeah absolutely!#then running away when their back was turned v_v SORRY#I really do hope this doesn't come off negative or rude - I don't want people thinking I'm gonna be rude if they share their thoughts#and headcanons with me =_= but I have trouble with tone...#Q&A#anon
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DANI HAINES x CLAIRE REDFIELD / template.
#mine.#pair: dani x claire#oc: dani#click for better quality ♡#i was originally going to upload both the claire and carlos ones in the same post but their colours clash together i feel so i'll leave it#for now (i mean i still need to get a picture for him cause it's hard finding hd ones of his face model)#anyway!! the cooking one. i've talked about dani and cooking lmao but i also feel like claire is like... they are microwave chefs. or order#takeout. they are not good cooks lmao and good for them honestly!! like i have many thoughts with claire but i won't ramble too too much in#the tags because we all know how i get!! also they both spoil each other but dani is like. a lot. she's... she's a lot. font is supposed to#be similar to made in heaven logo on her new classic costume and jacket but ya know. just the vibes!! you understand!! and helicopter icon#for dani will be used on carlos template me thinks but butterfly for now. couldn't find nice bird ones but i mean. they are both her lil#motifs so it's fine!! but yes now you know what i mean when i was saying their colours are like a watermelon and i'm kinda obsessed with it#OH also dani's jealousy level is higher than both claire's and carlos' which is so funny to me because like they are in a v polycule so#those two are just friends and she's the one with two partners and yet she's the more jealous one. okay dani. i love her#the shut up kiss makes me go insane though... looking at first to confess and first to kiss and gestures vaguely. i'm normal about that!!!#and first thing in my edits tag that isn't blue... this is weird this is so so weird oh my god#posting this now even though people are busy and such but if it stays in my drafts any longer i'll lose my mind soooo goodnight besties hope#everyone is having good holidays!!
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damn y'all work really does got me Tired About Eyeballs
#living the optician in training life#I am literally so tired#human interaction at a new job is especially draining#I know I'll get used to it soon but GODDAMN man#some folks are just so skeezy#no you cannot have free trial contacts when your prescription expired 4 years ago and you haven't even been in for an exam#why not? because you are Stupid and if you fuck something up while wearing the expired prescription and we gave it to you#then your dumb ass will blame us and we will be sued#it may be a prescription for your eyes but IT IS STILL A MEDICAL PRESCRIPTION THAT YOU MUST RECEIVE FROM A DOCTOR#you can't go to your doctor and ask for medicine for an illness you had 4 years ago#so why would you expect different from us?#shit changes in 4 years#the audacity of some if these ignorant entitled fuckos#and we have a really affordable basic deal on an exam and two pairs of eyeglasses!#70 bucks for the whole shebang!#it's almost always better than what insurance covers!#and then people want to get all the add ons and special materials and go full on surprised pikachu face when it's not the same price anymore#they're called add ons because they ADD ON#they are not usually necessary unless you live a certain lifestyle that makes them worth the investment#but if you need something affordable in order to see and function and not end up killing yourself driving#then the basic plan is an insanely good and affordable deal!#i used the very same deal prior to being hired!#i have my main glasses and a whole ass backup pair#and some people just#do not get it#they think they can get something ~special~ or that their insurance just HAS to be better bc it's insurance#please you guys learn to think freely and critically#okay rant over#tate talks#work tales
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had one of those sets of socks u know the ones like the variety of short socks in dif colors and patterns, ANYWAY there were Two More Pairs at least on the top of the dresser and they have completely disappeared
#thought mallow but theyre not anywhere#theyre just gone#did someone come into my apartment when i forgot to lock it that one time this week and steal two pairs of socks#literally no that would be so stupid but WHERE DID THEY GO#actually becoming insane about these socks#moved the dresser to see if theyd fallen behind even#looked under All of the other furniture#socks gone#did i imagine those other socks did i wear them and just forget? extremely possible but the reminder that my memory is completely shot#is not great
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#sorry to bother#don't mind me#poll#shit poll#I AM NOT CRAZY I PROMISE YOU#Well kinda but this makes sense#Hear me out#there is dust everywhere#There is LINT everywhere#And I don’t want it on my clothes when i go out so#I carry lint rollers#one in my back pack and one in my purse#Also an extra one in case#apparently this isn’t normal cuz i pulled it out in front of my friends and they just stared at me like i was insane#just wait till they hear about the tic tacs two extra pairs of socks and spare notepad I take everywhere
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