#I just cannot do it

[my-shields-are-down]

I’m going to have to stop coming on here - or stop following everyone excited for pain, anguish and angst.

I just cannot and will not ever get excited for that.

I have waited FIVE FUCKING YEARS for these kids to be happy.

Let some other couple like Jailey have the fucking pain, anguish and angst.

[sunlitmcgee]

I love rose tyler very much but her laughing on this quiz show is giving me so much second hand embarssment and anxiety I keep skipping ahead to see what jack is doing with the makeover robots

[didnt-hear-cold-as-you-live]

I think the mood of my late 20’s is just “I hate you. I could spit on you. I’m going to bite you. You’re so blatantly dumb you might forget how to breathe. So instead I’ll just roll my eyes and walk away while you sit and choke in a puddle of your own spit-able behavior” and like. Honestly healthier

[doonarose]

Okay, I'm officially really over being away from home and especially being in my parent's house. I swear I'm an adult with a mortgage and a proper house that I mostly live in on my own. And six days down to visit is excessive, but with a three hour drive home and a bunch of things aligning, this makes sense.

But oh my god, the suffocation of it. Like, they're not, it's fine, but I can't even just laze about of an evening shamelessly being shameless in any particular direction, instead I have to make conversation and watch cricket.

Anyway, home tomorrow for all of a week on my own and then we enter into a period of (fuck I've just done the calendar and this weekend is my last to myself for the year fuck fuck fuckity fuck).

5 nights with family staying in my house.

3 long weekends down at my family's house to Christmas and the big family Christmas parties for either side in the weekends leading up to.

An overnight work retreat thing.

A week long stay in a city interstate for a work thing.

A week long stay in another city interstate for a different work thing.

And, if I'm lucky, about a dozen nights to myself in my house, being happy and not stressed and anxious. This happened last year, October through January, just constant socializing to levels I am not cut out for. Anyway, there's a little rant and yeah six days is too long to be restrained like this. I cannot wait to be alone again!

[moon-of-curses]

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

how I explain my physical inability to flip people off with my left hand

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

feel free to add on

[bruciemilf]

Need a teen! Bruce au where he’s exactly like Justice League! Batman and Battinson in one. That mf put the fear of every god in Ra’s Al Ghul.

Everytime he’s in a room with someone over 30 “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance plays in the background.

Despite that, in his own way, he’s as gentle as can be with his league. Give me a young Diana who’s getting spat on and ripped apart by the media in a way not one of her male teammates get.

And she’s Wonder Woman. She shouldn’t be affected by it. And she is, anyway. Bruce relates to that in an uncomfortable degree.

“When I first became Batman, weak men tried standing in my way, too. “

“And what did you do?”

“I stepped over them.”

He has a tiny Robin he occasionally has to keep on a leash.

Give me somewhat teen mom Bruce who struggles to wrangle his unruly six year old who likes flipping from rooftop to rooftop and thinks fighting Bane is a piece of cake.

“If Tati can do it, so can I!”

“Dick,” he paused, before handing him a handfull of candy. “Wonderful emotional manipulation. Good job.”

“:D”

[melxhunter]

I feel like there are a lot of people out there who needs to hear this:

If you dropped out of school because of diagnosed (or undiagnosed) ADHD, Autism, ADD, OCD, Dyslexia, Anxiety, Depression, Bipolar disorder, psychotic disorders, schizophrenia etc… You did not fail. The education system failed you.

[harrringtons]

why is it impossible for me to stick to a schedule ;___;

[wiitzend]

congrats to all the girlies going to see dune part 2 in theaters! my obsession with cleanliness will absolutely not let me sit in a theater but you guys have fun! :))

[magnusbae]

To illustrate this post by @mayahawkse I would like to visualize to you the difference:

A post in 2023:

A post in 2014:

A zoom out of the same post:

This is what a community looks like.

See how in 2023 almost all of the reblogs come from the OP, from their few hours/days in the tag search. Meanwhile in 2014 the % of reblogs from OP is insignificant, because most of the reblogs come from the reblogs within the fandom, within the micro-communities formed there. You didn't need to rely on tags, or search, or being featured. Because the community took care of you, made sure to pass the work between themselves and onto their blog and exposed their followers to it. It kept works alive for years.

It's not JUST the reblog/like ratio that causing this issue, it's the type of interaction people have. They're content with scrolling and liking the search engine, instead of actually having a reblogging relationship with other blogs in their community.

Anyways, if you want to see more content you like, the only true way to make it happen is to reblog it. Likes do not forward content in no way but making OP feel nice. Reblogs on the other hand make content eternal. They make it relevant, they make it exist outside of a fickle tumblr search that hardly works on the best of days.

If you want more of something, reblog it.

[hinamie]

sry i have chronic only draws megumi disorder the doctor said it's terminal :/

[mobius-m-mobius]

#the Nowhere Man who waits and the God of Stories who watches

[unpretty]

not keeping an ad-free tier is bonkers imho, it was at a perfect price point where you could say, "yeah sure that's not too much money" and spring for it even if you didn't actually need it (i've got adblockers on desktop and mobile, i'm never going to see an ad regardless). hell. they could have let ad-free subscribers get grandfathered in at their older price and then announced the change in advance. people would have RUSHED to get the lower price point locked in. instead... this.

[lazylittledragon]

y'know every time i feel guilty about bothering someone by singing along when i'm listening to music, i just remember that i have to tolerate my dirtbag brother screaming at his ps5 for hours every day so listening to muffled off-key fall out boy is probably preferable

[5ftboy]

"We eat people."

[andi-o-geyser]

Vax'ildan Vessar I cannot fucking BELIEVE you fumbled Keyleth of the Air Ashari. AGAIN. Do not break up after your first kiss together, better yet after her FIRST EVER KISS you gave her tongue I will KILL YOU