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...So no Cannibalism?
[Check out the trailer and wishlist Mandrake on Steam!]
#failbetter games#Mandrake#Morgan Mandrake#This joke has already been done to death and the trailer came out a week ago but... it's been a busy week for me!#disclaimer: I am *not* being paid to say any of this - I am just that big of a fan of FBGames and very hyped for this upcoming project!#A farming-type game with horrors going on in the woods? Amazing art? Narrative heavy? Yes yes yes!#Bummer about the lack of Cannibalism though. Come on Failbetter...We know what you're about.#I jest. Mostly because the cannibalism of said other games was far less horrifying than the Other Horrors.#FBG still has horrific body horror and happenings beyond mortal comprehension on the table.#I have a lot of faith in this game being a labour of love and I'm going to be hyping it up as much as I can!#Also we already know it's going to be good. We have YOLF. Praise be to YOLF.#EDIT: The *real* Hannah Flynn has officially seen this comic. I don't know what to do with that information.#s
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If I have ANY complaints about Gravity Falls, it's that we didn't get a Wendy episode because the crew were afraid of "ruining her coolness".
She's sixteen. She's stressed constantly. Her best friends are children. Don't buy into the hype: ruin the child cowards
#Gravity Falls#Wendy Corduroy#This is mostly in jest I prommy#Just remember kids: you can't ruin a character if you write them. You can only develop their asses#Falc talks#What's the worst they could do? Legitimately. Make her a normal sixteen year old girl with anxiety?#Don't buy into your own hype so much you're afraid to fiddle around a lil
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I just want to say a huge thank you for fostering the momma and babies- I love seeing the baby update photos you share here and as a shelter worker I know exactly how difficult it is to find dog fosters for mom and babies, especially dogs. I'm sure the place you are fostering for is so so thankful for you.
I’m having a lot of fun! Honestly raising a litter of puppies has been on my bucket list for a while :p and if people r looking for the experience of raising a litter, checking your local shelter to see if they have any litters in need of fostering is a great way to go!
Pros: free puppies. Temporary commitment. You don’t have to pay for it. Free.
THAT BEING SAID I totally get why it’s harder to find fosters for litters and mamas. I have made this helpful guide for those considering doing the same.
#asks#mostly in jest I knew there would be poop going into this#but also. u need to understand.#the volume of poop being produced.#I had to ask the shelter if I could use their dumpster bc they are producing too much waste for my garbage can#foster puppy
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...So I had a thought recently. If it was Riku who gave Sora his necklace, which is made of metal and shaped like a crown...
...Did he also give Sora his sick as hell pants chain, which is metal and shaped like crowns? Did this potentially inherited necklace just come with extra swag, and Riku thought "sure, he deserves this too."
Or, option 2: Did Sora love Riku's gift SO MUCH that he found/made himself a matching pants chain? Did he go to the local Destiny Islands jeweler with his hard-earned allowance and ask for "one just like this, please!"
What was Riku's reaction? I think I would've passed away on the spot.
#kh#kingdom hearts#sora#riku#soriku#necklace theory#my txt#I mostly jest#I don't think the necklace was planned to be important right from KH1#so the matching pants chain was probably just for design synergy#and it was never brought back in future outfits (sadly) so maybe Nomura thought of this#It just made me laugh so I had to share it
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Gotta give Rekha Shankar all the respect in the world. I don't think even Emilly "Sexy Rat Hilda Hilda Wanda Childa" Axford has ever managed to put the fear of god into Brennan with five simple words: I have a stupid question. I am in desperate need to see the two of them in the Dome together. The chaos they would unleash beggars the imagination.
I feel like the difference between Emily and Rekha is Emily is out to Break Brennan's Game (affectionate) and Rekha is out to Break Brennan's Mind (affectionate). I want them at a table together so badly.
#ask#dimension 20#farmer-10#nsbu#never stop blowing up#obviously this is mostly in jest no one is trying to genuinely break brennan's game or mind#I feel the need to state this bc I've seen ppl ascribe such weirdly malicious intent on the motives of friends playing a game together#refuse to have ppl believe this is serious in any way#'how did you know there'd be a plinth in this fight? Jesus I'm fucking ruined' is my fave emily breaking brennan moment#his voice cracks a little#it's great#'WE READ THE BOOK BRENNAN. AND BY WE I MEAN JUST EMILY."
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5 of my Favorite Evil things Armand has done in no particular order
Literally anchor the floating bookshelves on ceiling. Like. Buddy. I want to be a fly on the wall for that conversation. Is that just their records room? Their normal library? Louis goes through so many books I don't think it is, but like. Still. Only you can get up there, unless Louis has a ladder stored nearby.
That flea circus for Claudia. What a vile, manipulative gift. Armand you don't have to power play so much, just chill a little. You're going to activate her rejection of authority if you press too hard.
Just the entirety of the Loumand fight. Armand is so evil. "My daughter was my sister was my throw pillow, when he wouldn't look at me kindly." Just 10/10 bitter marriage behavior.
"This prison of Empathy." *Wheeze* I mean this is fascinating insight into what's going on in that little brain of yours, but what an incredible disconnect from reality. Especially as you're blaming Louis for his weakness after a suicide attempt. Incredible work Armand, standing ovation.
Floating up the middle of the spiral staircase during the date at the Louvre. Louis and Lestat walking up the staircase always leaves me in stitches. What was his angle here? Did he just want to be dramatic? You're about to share something intimate about your past and you won't even walk the staircase with your date? Crazy, crazy man.
+1 Worst Evil Thing Armand has done
"I couldn't prevent it." It's on sight, Armand. At least claim your crime. Sartre and I are waiting in the wings with Bad Faith on our knuckles.
#this is mostly in jest#i stand with my cancelled wife#armand#interview with the vampire#amc interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#honorary mention is torturing Daniel but i feel like its too obvious to love that#half my blog is dedicated to loving that
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Thinking about the way Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson handle their overwhelming responsibilites and refuse to ever get rid of standards and obligations. Part of that has to mean taking on risks and burdens nobody else will and purposefully modifying/altering themselves for improving performance because that’s either going to help them give everything to the mission and succeed or take them out and make them finally rest.
#this is why Dick and Bruce would be furious at being revived#they enviously examine each other's graves (I mostly jest)#because they're going to keep going until there's physically nothing left to use#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfamily#batman
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I hear sometimes people saying things like "I want a partner but I don't want to hide my fanfiction habits so I guess I'll stay single" and I always want to be like "no... there is a better world... date someone who will write thousands of words of self-insert fanfiction with you... find the ones who will be cringe on main with you..."
#this is mostly a joke post about my relationship with my partner#but also all jests aside even if you and your partner don't have the same interests#they shouldn't make you feel ashamed of the things you love#i recognize that it would feel very awkward for many people to talk about fanfiction on the first date#but honestly Would I Feel Comfortable Telling Them About My Fanfiction is a pretty good litmus test for trust and support in a relationship#this is true for non-romantic relationships too btw
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Got new markers the other day, decided to try them out on our resident beloved girlboss
#her spikies are blue now paolini take notes#i jest i jest… unless 👀#anyway. been so long since i’ve done marker. so many messy bits. but OH so much fun#don’t expect this design to make too many reappearances. i am like the opposite of consistent with that sort of thing#i mostly just wanted to give her More Spiky and some Vaguely Dramatic Horns#i do like the dark points tho definitely expect to see those again#maybe i’ll do the fellas at some point#i have some GREAT greens and yellows and SO MANY reds#saphira bjartskular#inheritance cycle#christopher paolini#saph doodles#inheritance cycle fanart
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worst thing ever to happen to me is when trans fem sanji headcanons/fanarts depict her as a cute uwu shy girl blushing and all.... like... are we talking abt my girl sanji... the sanji who'll kick anyone's ass in high heels and not even break a sweat... the sanji who crams her hands in the pockets of her skirt (because yes it has to have pockets) as she scowls at marimo for the stupid thing he said... the sanji who chain smokes and always has a cigarette ready in her hand..... the sanji who curses like a sailor but who cooks the most delicate n delicious meals for her girlfriends.......
#trans fem sanji but in a tomboy way u get me????#love all the trans fem sanji headcanons btw i am mostly jesting.....#but to me sanji is trans in canon already so erasing the part of her which kicks ppl's ass and is badass and tough is not fair!! imo#like my sanji....is everything the same as canon but wearing nami's clothes. u get me. and embracing herself. and being one of the girls...#trans sanji#trans fem sanji#mine
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I know he doesn't have glasses but the lens symbolism...
#hal incandenza#infinite jest#david foster wallace#also i want him to look like david#but picture him still having a bit of a baby face and david has like a reaaaallly long chin and chiselled face#sketch#illustration#i dont like how this turned out mostly but the colours were fun#doodles#portrait#digital painting#i should do like an actual face exploration tomorrow but im really rawing this book as fast i can#cause we are getting no hal fanart once i start work next monday!!!
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Do you have any Handtunia boards? It's best HTF ship
So like as far as I can remember, there’s not much Handtuna in the tv series (or like at least not in my board stash) But I’m a people pleaser so I scurried over the webseries and grabbed one <33

Hug <3333
(From webseries episode 2 House Warming)
#htf#happy tree friends#Bonus boards#htf handy#htf petunia#anyways wdym best ship? Discopop is right there /silly#nah but fr I jest! Shipping is all a matter of tastes n opinions#not gonna tell anyone theyre wrong for liking a ship <33#unless like it’s illegal but you know what I mean#‘Sides I also ship Handtuna lol#mostly cus I think I Nub You is a really cute episode#theyre t4t to me and it’s awesome (ngl might’ve been mildly subconsciously influenced from the account literally called t4t handtunia here)#but also like idk why but Handy just like. Has a lotta transgender vibes to me#it’s not the trans headcanon I’m most passionate about but it is the one that feels most right to me#if that makes sense????#idk man I’m just rambling now lol
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i do think. jing yuan is whiner in the privacy and comfort of his/your own home
#i think he is tactful and cute about it and MOSTLY jesting but he WHINES...#especially mornings 😔 god forbid you try and get up before him#you?? his most beloved (space heater) most beloved???#lore loops
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“i can’t wait to see eli vanto in TotE” “i hope the crew of the chimera gets a cameo” “faro would be so cool to see”
no please i beg you please filoni do not TOUCH THESE GUYS bro will retcon every last one of them the first chance he gets. watch this absolute lunatic retcon the entire thrawn trilogy
#IM SORRY IM SALTY AKDBHAJSJBW#this is (mostly) in jest#in all honestly i’ll prob watch the eps and go ‘eh good animation whatever’ and then go about my day#i really like thrawn in the clone wars esque style tho ngl#where his glowin eyes tho#anti filoni#ish#not really#uhhh#better tag would probably be#sw negativity#star wars#thrawn#chiss#thrawn ascendancy#star wars rebels#tales of the empire#eli vanto#not the post youre looking for
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what do you mean ‘what happened in india between john and paul?’ THIS is what happened in india between john and paul
#i can’t watch this scene without thinking of Them#it’s no use paul. paul we’ve gotta have it out. i have loved you ever since i’ve known you paul#i jest i jest#but sometimes i think this might not be too far off#other times i think it was more to do with blowjobs and internalised homophobia or depression and john’s fear of abandonment#or all of the above#who knows yoko! but i do love a bit of speculation#i can never quite decide how i think it happened or even how i view paul’s side of things in their relationship#mostly i think if older paul could go back he’d love john in whatever way he could#they’re very ‘right person wrong time’ in that sense#paul mccartney#john lennon#mclennon#john and paul#the beatles#beatles rpf#what happened in india#little women
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please give Ed his hair back he looks like a goddam egg
I've had multiple people come to me bitching about his baldness.
me?
I'd make out with him when he's dealing with a receding hairline/male pattern baldness and or just straight bald, no cap.
We are not the same.
#blue speaks#I mean this mostly with a hearty jest but also#too bad brother if you're on my blog ur gonna see this fucker with no hair on the head
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