#I jest*

[cheerfulmelancholies]

Wait so does he just sniff the air and know or is he straight up scouring the ground for the little fucker? How does a single ant produce so much smell that a human can pick it up amidst other random, probably stronger scents? Do those ants infected by that one cordyceps fungus have a different smell and can we utilize that to stop the zombie apocalypse?!?!

imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

[tealfling]

I really like the interpretation that Astarion's so full of shit when he throws the corny, totally fake, "I've been waiting since the moment the moment I laid eyes on you..." Line.

Like "har har, the moment he holds a knife to your throat?"

Yeah. The moment he throws you on the ground and holds a knife to your throat. In an unfamiliar place after a traumatic experience. Where you have a knife to your throat and your body is going through a danger response. With your adrenaline spiked. And your blood pounding in your ear. And your neck. Right where Astarion's holding you. Right near his face. Where he can smell you. Sense it gushing through you.

I'm sure the man that spends the rest of the game telling you how delicious you smell (and taste if you let him) didn't have some small fraction of something awaken in him in that moment. I'm not thinking about this right now. It's probably nothing.

[wisteriagoesvroom]

0 days since i last suffered from a papaya pookie-based attack

[revivemyreverie]

Yumeno Myskova- Playful Land SSR

"Stupid fox dude, stupid cat kid, stupid butterf-- Argh!! Stupid ribbons getting caught on nothing!"

[joodles98]

slices of life

[sixteenthtry]

Call me shallow but I'm a firm believer of the "but he's Gerard Way" rule

[lemonlimestar]

enough!!! i like the red robin cowl. i think it makes him look like a freak. and he needs that because when ur siblings with dick grayson and cass cain u gotta step up ur creepy factor.

[mordmortis]

hey guys check out this new oc his name is boothill

[what-even-is-thiss]

No, common misconception. You actually become asexual by beating Cupid's ass in a wrestling competition.

[incorrect-house-of-nine]

Arrested on charges of Assault with a Pointy Weapon, Trespassing, Kidnapping of an Imperial Heir and Saint to the King Undying, Driving Without a Licence, Breaking and Entering, Not Getting In Line and the most heinous crime of all, not saying hello to Noodle.

[ghoulfangz]

teenagers are currently scaring the living shit out of me

[humanfox030]

The Dog and the Dragon

[joejhang]

bro some of the aftg police gotta calm down and just let the characters (neil josten) be cunts.

[max-uhhhh-talks]

A re...re-do of the Ghost timeline...

☆ Primo born about 1930s (stated in wiki)

- Nihil AT LEAST in his 20s, technically

☆ Secondo+Terzo born about 1950s (stated in wiki)

☆ Dance Macabre mv (date unknown)

☆ Kiss the Go-Goat 1969

- Nihil about in his 50s?

- Primo 39

- Secondo + Terzo 19

☆ Copia born ≈ 1970 (stated in wiki)

- 2023 - 1970 = 53. Copia's abt 53 yrs

☆ 2018 Papas die, Copia is cardinal

- Primo ≈ 88

- Secondo + Terzo ≈ 68

☆ 2020 Nihil dies, Copia is Papa

- 110 IF roughly 20 years at primos birth…

☆ 2023 Sister dies, Copia is Frater Imperator

☆ Nihil says he's “almost 80” in 2023 (RHRN), which would mean he was born in 1943 OR 1940 if he died almost as an 80 year old. However that doesn't match with Primos birth year, as Tobias said he was in his 80s when Secondo and Terzo were in their 60s. So either that or the “almost 80” statement isn't accurate😭

[catgirljaneway]

if there's one thing Kathryn Janeway is gonna do, it's look at her employees like the 🥺🥺 emoji

[violent138]

The real reason I think Batcat is a doomed romance is because Bruce is too much of a dog guy.