#I imagine that mavuika’s baby

[sea-lanterns]

I’m in a baby fever mood and think Mavuika is really hot soooo

Imagine if the little worshipper gets pregnant with Mavuika’s kid, I mean I would be too surprised with the way they’ve broken several bed frames

Getting pregnant with an Archon’s kid is a huge deal, but ohmygod Mavuika is the proudest baby mama ever and will be at her hands and knees for you 🥺

Once your belly starts to become a bit more round, Mavuika can’t keep her hands to herself. Always walking right beside you while her hands are petting that cute little baby bump currently housing her baby. You’re such a good worshipper for her, letting her impregnate you and bear her future offspring, the other Archon women are almost jealous and wish for an heir of their own with you too…

Oh wait, they could totally do that! Ei and Furina can’t wait until you’ve bore Mavuika’s child and healed, as they’re already playing rock paper scissors for who gets to knock you up next 😭

[nocherrybombs]

That Good Ol' Natlan Hospitality

Mavuika: Am I really the first archon to attempt to properly welcome you to their nation?

Lumine: More or less. The Anemo Archon mostly wandered off doing his own thing, by which I mean he spent a lot of time singing, drinking and stealing stuff.

Paimon: Barbatos put in no effort at all, so Paimon gave him an ugly nickname.

Lumine: Right. And the Geo Archon... uh. Died, I guess. Honestly, it was very inconvenient for everyone involved.

Paimon: Morax sure runs his mouth a lot for a dead guy.

Lumine: Let's see, what else? ...oh yeah, the Raiden Shogun tried to kill us the first time we met. That wasn't especially nice of her.

Mavuika: I'm sorry, did you just say that Baal tried to kill you?! Why in the world would she do that?

Lumine: Apparently I was an "enemy of eternity" or something. Ei isn't all that good at thinking these things through before she pulls out her sword and starts shooting lightning at people.

Paimon: She's so scary! Paimon was lucky to get out of Inazuma alive.

Lumine: Sumeru was okay. Nahida was super chill and fun to hang out with. I'm sure she would have been more accommodating if she hadn't been locked up in baby jail.

Mavuika: I heard about that after the fact. I had no idea Buer was struggling so much. I would have tried to help if I had known.

Lumine: Don't blame yourself, the entire situation was fucked. The first time I met her was inside an endlessly recurring cyclic nightmare. But it's okay, we fixed the problem.

Paimon: Yeah, and by "fixed the problem" she means "beat up a bunch of Fatui"!

Mavuika: Sweet, rock on.

Lumine: That wasn't too bad, but then we got to Fontaine and the first thing Furina did was challenge us to a fight and try to get us arrested.

Mavuika: That sounds like Focalors.

Lumine: In Furina's defense, there's context. It's just that nobody knew about any of the context until way later, so it felt really unhinged at the time.

Mavuika: I can't even begin to imagine.

Lumine: That's about it. Up until now, you are the only archon to offer us anything even remotely close to a normal reception.

Mavuika: In that case, it's my pleasure to warmly welcome you to Natlan. I hope you will enjoy your time here, please sit back and relax... is what I would like to say, but one of my citizens has gotten herself trapped in the afterlife and it would be totally rad if you could help us rescue her.

Lumine, sighing and drawing her Dull Blade: Ugh, fine, it's not like I wasn't going to end up there looking for primogems and Pyroculi anyways. So, what's the fastest way to get to hell?

[strawberrybuni]

Imagine thinking your cishet and realizing your actually gay and trans 👁️👁️

I need to bite and lick NEOW.

There’s a whole new Natlan update in 4. FUCKING DAYS ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

SEXY WOMEN WITH NO CLOTHES YOU BISEXUAL 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

I looked at what you tagged me in and EHEHEHEHHEHE I want Mavuika so BAD, that's my new mommy fr. Xilonen too, most of the women tbh TEEHEE. also Sigewinne is so me like, she's so babie :( UGH I need all these new characters, the completionist in me needs them fr fr