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Ryuu-chanās day off ā§āāŗ
Inspired by @rottencarr0t ās idea. I hope you enjoy. Warnings: not much, I think, except for the fact I am not used to writing anything so this might be terrible, not really proof-read enough either. Well, maybe a bit of implied violence too (this man istgā¦)
How does Ryuuken start his day?
ā” In Ryuukenās opinion, you canāt really have a good day without starting it with a single smoke on a balcony (the only exception being particularly bad days he can already sense from the moment he wakes up). From the height of the 8th floor, where his apartment is located, he has just the perfect view to observe the usually busy streets below, now enveloped in the quiet peace of early morning hours. Thatās right, the old manās an early riser. He usually wakes up at around 4:30 AM, without needing an alarm. Even after a particularly rough or sleepless night, his eyes seem to open, wide awake at this āmagicalā hour. At this point he is used to it though. ā” He spends a good while just staring and observing the few individuals who happen to be already (or still) awake at this hour, going about their business down below. They always look so small, like ants or other insectsā¦ which is precisely what most people are to Ryuuken in his eyes. He takes his sweet time smoking. No matter if the weather is bad or the air is cold, he will stand there, dressed in nothing but his sleepwear (which varies in different states of undress), allowing himself to get lost in his thoughts. ā” This whole process usually lasts until his cigarette is fully burnt out, or his beloved kitty - Princess PomPom lets her hunger be known by meowing loudly from inside the apartment. Anything to do with his cat is always top priority, after all.
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Breakfast time!
ā” What does the man eat to get a good start of the day? Most often, nothing but a small cup of very strong and bitter coffee. He doesnāt even really like the taste of it, nor does it help him wake up any better, itās just a habit he picked up from his fatherā¦ but that is a story for another day.
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Morning routine.
ā” After he is done with his morning brooding and had his fair share of spoiling his fluffy princess, Ryuuken is ready to properly start his day. He does so by dressing up in his sportswear and going for a quick, thirty minute run around the area. He likes to do it in absolute silence, keeping track of his surroundings and the people he passes. ā” Ryuuken is actually eerily quiet in the mornings and may not even utter a single word until he has āproperly woken upā. He just blankly stares ahead, ignoring any attention he may be getting from being the tall and somewhat scary man that he is (especially when heās so disheveled in the morning). He does not make any stops at convenience stores or anything of the sort, just keeps up with his run until he is finished. ā” What happens when someone bumps into him on accident? Surprisinglyā¦ nothing. No matter the person, theyād simply be ignored. Probably not even the man himself could explain why that is. ā” After Ryuuken is done with his run, he gets back home, takes a quick shower and changes into one of his usual outfits. Itās at this point that his usual personality starts to slowly manifest itself. While styling his hair (which usually takes him a good while as well) he likes to look at himself in the mirror, admiring the sights and talking to himself. He *loves* talking to himself.
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What happens after?
ā” Now itās time for him to actually go out and eat something. What, you thought heād actually fully skip his breakfast? Oh, you silly goose. He is a big man and he needs his calories to maintain it all! He isnāt, however, skilled or patient enough to cook it all himself, so he usually chooses one of the nearby restaurants to order a good, big meal that will satisfy his appetite. ā” Since this is his *off-day* Ryuuken will probably find himself bored. If he canāt go do work for the Yakuza, or whatever shady business that caught his attention, it also means he canāt go and annoy any of his dear friends! Although he prefers the term ābrightening up their day with his lovely presenceā. Still, itās an utter tragedy in his eyes. He needs constant attention, lest he feels that the world has forgotten about him. We canāt have that now, can we? ā” He starts off with a quick trip to the convenience store, cigarettes run out quickly after all. While heās at it, he tries his best to chat up whatever poor worker has their shift at the moment. What do you mean thereās a small queue forming already and people are slowly getting annoyed? They just donāt get it, do they? This is *his* day off and *his* time for groceries. They should feel blessed with his presence, if anything. Or so the delusional old man thinks to himself. ā” In search of next potential victims to give him that sweet, needed attention, Ryuuken would usually go to a shopping mall, or a park. Let us go with the former this time. ā” While at the mall, Ryuuken doesnāt even know if he intends to buy anything yet or not. He might get a new coat, try to use the most charming aspects of his persona to flirt with a couple ladies (or men if they catch his attention), hells, maybe even cause a little scene or two for the fun of it. As long as it keeps him entertained, anything goes.Ā
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Late noon and evening hours.
ā” Once heās grown bored of bothering others, Ryuuken enters his more unstable hours. There is a chance he will remain playful and relatively harmless for the rest of the day, but due to his nature, that is rarely the case, unfortunately. ā” Before settling on any plans for the evening, he calls every friend on his contact list (which is relatively short, for reasons āunknownā), asking to hang out. Shall anyone agree to entertain the old manās whims, he plans something more fun, like going out for drinks or karaoke, maybe even clubbing. ā” If, by some unfortunate and cruel play from fateās side, he has to spend the evening by himself, Ryuuken sticks to renting a movie and lounging in his apartment with his cat. All while feeling incredibly miserable, of course. In this scenario, he usually ends up falling asleep halfway through the movie (peak old man behavior right here), cuddled up to PomPom on his bed. Yes, this has happened so many times he bought a second TV for his bedroom just because of that, why do you ask? ā” Nowā¦ if Ryuuken is denied hanging out too many times, he can become *snappy*. He will roam the streets aimlessly, looking around for anyone who would look at him wrong or give any other good reason to beat them up. He wonāt get back home until he satisfies his blood thirst, even if he has to make up reasons for roughing up (or worse) a poor, unsuspecting civilian. This is easily the worst case scenario for everyone, which is precisely why Ryuukenās closest friend and sworn brother (OC in progress?) makes sure to hang out with him at least once a week. Being Ryuukenās friend is no easy feat, but that is probably an idea for a potential future post.
Anyway, I think that would be about it. I hope you enjoyed the ride and sorry for any possible mistakes (I donāt trust my brain when Iām sick). Feel free to drop any asks about my OCs (mainly Kengan, but can be other if you feel like itā¦ *wink wink*) and Iāll get back to ya later. I should probably start a new tag for thisā¦
#kenganverse#kengan oc#kengan omega#kengan ashura#hiro's OCs#hiro's writing corner#omfg what possessed me to do this#I hope this doesnt like... suck absolute ass lmao
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can i request a jj x reader where she keeps saying she's sick but jj doesnt believe it and thinks it's just an excuse to not go to the midsummers or whatever u choose, but then when they both go, she passes out and jj gets worried and protective. thank uuu smm!!
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Summary: JJ thinks you're lying Pairing: JJ Maybank x kook!reader Warnings: JJ kind of being an ass lmao, sickness, mentions of headaches, reader faints and I think that's it, lmk if I missed any! Word Count: 2.6K Requested: Yes
A/N: Took me a while to figure this one out cause I think J wouldn't be like that in the first place but let's try!! Hope u like, nonnie<3
Everything sucked. There was no way a human could have this bad luck, and Y/N had begun to think the universe had it against her at this point. She had spent almost a month finding the perfect dress and headpiece for Midsummers' night, two months in convincing her parents to let her bring JJ as her plus one and a solid three weeks in convincing JJ.
Only for a mind bending migraine to come storming its way right in the morning. She tried ignoring it for a while, taking some pain-killers to try to ease the pain, but they did absolutely nothing. Her parents had left early to help the Camerons set everything up (sitting around and ordering people) and the party started around five, so she opted for sleeping to see if the headache would subside.
It didn't; she realized right when JJ's booming voice rang through her ears, waking her up. "Figured I'd come down here so we could get ready together!" Her boyfriend said with a grin, holding the tuxedo she had bought for him in his arms. She incorporated from her bed. Standing up with a little dizziness, she couldn't let slide and kissed him as a greeting.
"For an event, it took me days to convince you to go to, you truly are excited." Y/N smiled, feeling a little light-headed. "Did you shower?" She asked as she buried her head in his chest as JJ's arms wrapped around her waist "'Course mamma, just for you... but by the looks of it you haven't" he smiled as his girlfriend hit his chest playfully.
"You're right though, be right back". Y/N stepped in her bathroom as she heard JJ play some music on her speaker. Hopefully, the shower would help the pain she could no longer stand. She tried massaging her scalp and breathe in the scents of her soaps, relax in the water and whatnot but it didnāt help.
She felt as if someone was pushing her eyeballs into the inside her skull while pounding the sides of her head with a hammer, the worst migraine she ever had. Now, this whole thing was important for both Y/N and JJ, as it was the first time theyād be attending an event of this nature togetherā¦ but she wasnāt sure the headache would allow her.
The thought made her sulk a little, but in the end, the migraine was stronger. She stepped out of the shower wrapped in a towel as well as her hair, watching JJ play around with her necklaces and rings. āJ, I-I donāt think we can goā she muttered, disappointment clear in her shaking voice when she noticed how his face fell.
āWhat do you mean?ā he sounded almost shocked. āMy headās been hurting like a motherfucker since I woke up, I-I tried taking some painkillers but they worked for shit and-ā āY/N you aināt gotta lieā¦ just say you donāt wanna go with meā.
She couldnāt bear thinking JJ thought it had to do with him āBaby no, I-Iām serious! We could stay in and cuddle if you want, maybe watch Top Gun or-ā then he laughed. āStop pretendingā
āWhat?ā āI know you donāt want me to meet all your kook friends and I know you're kind of ashamed of dating me even though you say you arenāt and-ā āWhat are you talking about!?ā
This was a very JJ thing to think. And no, he wasnāt being manipulative. Y/N knew he meant every word he was saying. And thatās what hurt the most. He could get insecure and honestly, she couldnāt blame him. He grew up in a place that condemned him for the blood running through his veins, hearing things like āheās just like his old manā or āa Maybank after allā when he fucked up.
Yes, he was reckless and stupid, but he was also kind and a good man. Y/N knew he had some reservations coming into this entire relationship with her because being friends differed completely from being boyfriend and girlfriend. The judgments they were to face were clear, but she always reassured him that as long as they were together theyād be okay.
She could see why heād think that way. āItās not like that, baby-ā āExcept it isā he said, running his hands through his hair and pacing around the room. āLetās go thenā she gave in. Physical pain hurt way more than knowing JJ thought she was embarrassed to be dating him. She could handle it.
āOh, so suddenly your headache goes away?ā He snapped, throwing air quotes in the word headache which made Y/N, who was already getting her hair done, give him a look of ādrop itā and he did, kissing her in the cheek before changing into his suit.
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When they got there, Y/Nās headache was nowhere near better, but she tried paying no mind to it; what mattered was she was walking down to the party with JJ holding her hand. She squeezed his fingers gently as they approached her parents; him squeezing her's back.
āHi sweetie!ā My mom smiles, hugging her tightly with the sweetest grin and then moves to hug her boyfriend. āJJ, weāre so glad you could make it! Go ahead to our table. Itās four over there and I made sure to seat you with Sarah and Kieā. The woman was always kind to J, making sure he felt welcomed in their lives.
Who was really hard to convince was her dad, always wary of the boys Y/N brings home. Now, him being a pogue wellā¦ that stir shit up to say the least. āThank youā the boy answered her mom, then turning to her dad. āHello, sirā. Her dad gave JJ a stern look and held out his hand āHello JJā. And that was it for him.
As they were walking to their table, Y/N realized her boyfriendās face fell a little at the interaction with her dad. āHey hey, itās okayā¦ you know how he gets,ā she quickly assured and he directed those sad blue eyes to her āI just donāt get why he doesnāt like meā he sighed, a sad chuckle leaving his lips.
āYou donāt usually care what people think of you, J. Why do yo-ā āI care because heās your dad! I donāt care if Popeās parents or- or Kieās donāt like me, I couldnāt give less of a fuck but not with you. Heās your dad and as much as we know heās unfair with me for being a pogue, I-I would like him to like meā
Y/Nās heart broke at his words, making her feet stop next to the dancefloor, her headache pulsating at the strong wave of emotions. āWe canāt make him like you but when we get marriedā¦ā JJ laughed at that, placing big hands around her waist and smiling āWhen we get married, heāll realize I couldnāt wish for a better person to be with me forever. Because you love me, and I love you.ā She grinned, pecking his nose to then resume their way to their seats.
When a waiter approached them and Y/N ordered water instead of some champagne, JJ looked at her funny. "Water? Who are you? Kie?" He joked, the aforementioned throwing a small napkin to his head "At least I'm not going to die of some weird liver disease like you J!" Kiara countered, giggling slightly. "I told you I'm not feeling well" Y/N mumbled, and before he could say anything, she joined Sarah and Kie's conversation.
As the conversations flowed and laughter filled the air, Y/N valiantly pushed through the discomfort, not wanting her condition to dampen the joyous occasion. Engaging in lighthearted banter with her friends, she managed to mask the underlying pain she felt. Yet, behind her radiant smile, an unrelenting throbbing persisted, casting a shadow on her otherwise vibrant spirit.
As Y/N's voice intertwined with the playful chatter, a sudden surge of dizziness overwhelmed her senses. Her head felt heavy, as if wrapped in a dense fog, and her vision blurred around the edges. The familiar pain that had been nagging her intensified, clawing at her temples.
She desperately clung to the facade of normalcy, but her body betrayed her resilience. Y/N's grip on the conversation faltered, her words becoming muddled as her mind struggled to keep pace. Her friends noticed the change in her demeanor, a fleeting flicker of concern crossing their faces. "You 'kay Y/N/N?" John B asked.
In that moment, Y/N's world seemed to spin out of control. Sensations of disorientation and weakness cascaded through her body, leaving her feeling adrift and vulnerable. The sounds of her friends' voices morphed into a distant echo, as if they were calling to her from a great distance.
The once vibrant party faded into the background, overshadowed by the overwhelming intensity of Y/N's migraine. Her focus narrowed to a single point of struggle, her every instinct urging her to find solace and relief from the torment that gripped her. "Baby?" She heard JJ mumble as her consciousness teetered on the precipice. Y/N's body succumbed to the overpowering sensations, causing her to lose consciousness.
A profound stillness enveloped Y/N as she drifted away, suspended in a momentary limbo between wakefulness and oblivion. Time became a fleeting concept, and the outside world ceased to exist for those brief moments.
In that suspended state, Y/N's body rested, unaware of the commotion that unfolded around her. JJ held her full weight in his arms, shock written all over his features. "Y/N! Baby, wake up!" he hopelessly pleads, the attention of the nearby tables focusing entirely on him. Kiara rushed over to her as well as Sarah and John, all in a frenzy, knowing nothing of what was going on.
"John, go get the twinkie! Ambulances will take a while to come to this side of the island." JJ hurried, feeling everyone's gaze on him but caring only for the peaceful look on his girlfriend's face. John B nodded and left quickly to get the van as close as he could. Then, guilt came rushing through J's veins like injected adrenaline; this was hois fault.
Y/N had tried to tell him she wasn't feeling okay, but he was too petty and way more inside his head when she was just being honest. He felt a sting in his eyes and as soon as he blinked; the tears stained Y/N's dress. "I'm so sorry baby" he whispered, Sarah and Kie looking puzzled at him asking for forgiveness at a time like this.
"JJ, this is not your fault" the blonde said, rubbing his back reassuringly but before she could continue, he began shaking his head "Y-You don't understand, she told me her head was hurting but-but I was stupid and thought she didn't wanna be seen with me and-" a sob interrupted his sentence, making Kie hug him tightly. "It's still not your fault".
He cried for a few more seconds, holding Y/N close so he could feel her still steady heartbeat against his ear until John B came rolling down in the twinkie. JJ noticed Y/N's dad approaching when he lifted up his girlfriend, but he needed to get her to the hospital quick. "I'll get her to the hospital sir, meet you there," He said in a panic, his friends and him getting in the van and speeding off to the emergency room.
He felt his heart sink as John drove and he could notice Y/N's breath quicken, then falter. JJ rarely felt guilt, but this was the way the universe was punishing him, he figured. "Hurry" he mumbled, knowing his best friend was doing his best not to crash while getting his girl to the hospital as soon as he could.
Eventually they got there. Everything from when the car stopped to him sitting next to her bed was a blur for JJ; he had a vague memory of the doctors saying she passed out from the migraine and dehydration, nothing fatal but if JJ hadn't been there to catch her when she blacked out it could've caused a concussion.
The pogues stayed there against the professional's advice, saying they should go home and sleep, that Y/N would be awake by morning and they would be able to talk to her then. They refused. Kie and Pope (who got there as soon as he heard the news) cuddled on a couch. Sarah and John did the same as JJ just sat next to Y/N's bed, holding her hand.
The doctors instructed her boyfriend to give her water as soon as she woke up and notify a nurse that would help her immediately, but in the meantime, all they could do was wait. Her parents walked in to find a room of teenagers sleeping at around eleven. Her mom woke JJ up so he could fill them in.
"Mrs. Y/L/N... hi" he sleepily mumbled, rearranging the wild mess his hair was by brushing it back to later rub the sleep out of her face. Her father was standing behind her with an angry expression, and before Y/N's mother could speak, he approached JJ menacingly. "You explain to me right this second why you didn't ask me what was to be done as soon as she passed out! We were so-" the man whisper yelled so the others wouldn't wake up.
"I'm sorry sir, and with all due respect, I could not care less about what you thought would be appropriate other than bringing her to the hospital. I couldn't care less about how you both were feeling; she needed help, and she needed it right that second. I'm sorry if I crossed any boundaries but, as you would be able to tell if you gave me a chance, I have no limit when it comes to your daughter's well being" JJ declared, not once getting his eyes off Y/N's dad.
And he was telling the truth, too. He would go to the ends of earth for her and if her being safe meant her dad would hate him more, it was okay for him. Suddenly, Y/N's mother engulfed him in a tight hug. "She couldn't be with someone better than you. We're just glad she's safe and to know our girl is with someone who will look after her. Thank you, JJ" she smiled.
He smiled wide, returning the hug. "No problem, ma'am. The doc said she'd be just fine. Apparently she had a migraine and hadn't drunk enough water... we're all just waiting for her to wake up". When the blonde raised his eyes to the man behind her, there was something different. Respect, maybe. He didn't really care in this moment.
Her parents stayed in some chairs outside, and, at around midnight, Y/N woke up. JJ was the first one to notice when her hand moved to wrap around his finger while he mindlessly scrolled through twitter. He dropped his phone, almost falling to the ground when he tossed it somewhere as he turned to look at Y/N. "Hi, hi baby" He cooed, pretty y/e/c staring at him just like he needed "Mmm, my hero", Y/N's voice was hoarse.
JJ giggled, handing her a bottle of water and stroking her cheek softly. "I'm sorry baby, I-I should've listened to you when you tried to tell me" He sighed the apologies he repeated like a prayer hours ago "S'okay J" "It's not. Shouldn't have let my mind get in the way. I'm glad you're okay" "Yeah me too... I'm also glad to see you, baby... Dreamt about you while I was out" "As you should," he jokingly said, both of them laughing and sharing a sweet kiss.
The story after that is short. Y/N recovered, JJ was finally allowed at family dinner (and exchanged pleasant conversations with his soon to be father-in-law as he called him). ā”
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another tierlist because ppl actually liked that first one;
the crĆØme de la crop;
the first 2 eps i thought it was fine, but it didnt really captivate me as much as id hoped. but then ep 3 changed everything for me. i started to think "how could living armour work logically? everything so far has been edible, so this must be too, right?" i actually managed to think of the exact thing that this series did. that really made me realise the worldbuilding in this was something unique, and it only got better and better with each episode. its really managed to captivate me and i look forward to "delicious donderdag" every week :)
ANIME ORIGINAL LETS GOOOO absolutely bonkers show that almost slipped by me because it initially tried to fool its audience into thinking it was a regular dramatic military show. it still is but theres also a giant robot who plays by saturday morning cartoon giant robot rules. if that sounds like tonal whiplash to you, trust me, it is. and its amazing. have i mentioned how homoerotic this one is as well? yeah. originally a tier below this one, but immediately after finishing this post i watched the newest ep. i had to make an exception and edit the list because ep 9 changes everything. i havent been gobsmacked by a show this hard in a while.
(return of the) show(s) that execute their own premise very well;
i havent read the manga for yubisaki to renren so i cant compare, but the quality of this adaptation has been very consistent. you need a little sweet romance every once in a while :) this is one of those series where the characters really grew on me the longer it went on. im always a fan of mixing realistic struggles with romance and this one has been doing it well so far
adaptations that are ok (i read the manga for both of these);
i've been a mashle fan since before s1 aired. and the anime has some good changes and additions here and there! but its not very consistent in terms of quality, it does that shonen thing where the animation quality suddenly spikes for certain action sequences, but it also frequently had a lot of scenes where they recycle shots a lot and nothing interesting happens on the screen for a considerable amount of time. still! its a fine adaptation. and yeah the op for this. blew tf up lmao? very strange to see happen in real time
i actually rlly like the manga for this one. i read the whole thing up until vol.6 before the season started (all that was available back then) and it made me cry multiple times throughout. i was sort of missing that connection with the show, though some of the later episodes still hit. its mostly to do with the animation quality, which isnt that great unfortunately. the voice actors are knocking it out of the park though
wghere am i;
is this show good? i. uh. will you hate me if i say yes...? objectively, i know its not that good. especially in the animation department. but if you like other Umatani shows, you'll like this one. it's got the same brand of goofy reactionary humour mixed with gimmicky tacky characters and crazy stupid plot twists. ive been faithfully watching this one each week and I'm afraid i've become very invested. overscientific indeed
bro you fell off...;
i was so beyond excited for this one. i replayed the op a million times, watched each preview, rewatched multiple episodes. and then. ep 5 happened. and i started to realise. oh this show kind of sucks doesnt it? the pacing of the first ep was great, but the rest? way too fast. it became clear with ep 6 that theyre trying to do a double cour show with half the length, which is why they started hauling ass plot-wise. now. i was an arajin apologist for the longest time. but at that point i honestly started to loathe him. even when he stepped up, his praise still felt sort of unearned. and to top it all off, shindou's motivation sucked so he felt like a lousy antagonist. ep6 was better than 5, but it really made me lose my enthusiasm and hope for the series. and right as we were talking about them probably not having time for a filler ep, ep7 happened. feels like a waste of time to do an ep like that when you've still got a whole 2nd arc to go through. but who am i
it started off pretty good honestly. but then chris went to the hospital and it kind of just dwindled from there. this season does so much with characters that have not even been properly introduced like how am i supposed to care about these people if i barely know who they are. the stuff with finn and leo respectively was good though. but the lore dump? lord help me. also vijay just kind of. exists to be there in the background huh? i would not call him a main character they never give him any attention. wendy had another ep again and he didnt get shit. again. also i think finn was stupid as fuck for not listening to lala but again. who am i. i know we cant destroy high card because we need a show but. cmon man.
i am severely behind on these;
reason why im behind is because most of the eps are a bit heavy so i kept. not watching them. its starting to get rlly interesting though so i'm def gonna catch up this is one of those robo-racism shows so i have to really watch out to see where its going. dont want another marginal service situation...
sorry this is just. a little too boring for me. its charming, sure. but i think this wouldve worked better as something with an 11 min timeslot instead of 23 min. theres just a bit too mu- or well, too little for me to rlly get into this. i think reading it would be more fun for me personally
#dungeon meshi#yubisaki to renren#yuuki bakuhatsu bang bravern#30 sai made doutei dato mahoutsukai ni nareru rashii#gekkan mousou kagaku#bucchigiri?!#high card#metallic rouge#kyuujitsu no warumono san#delicious in dungeon#a sign of affection#brave bang bravern!#bang brave bang bravern#cherry magic!#delusional monthly magazine#bucchigiri#mr villain's day off#i did the review a bit later into the season this time around. so my thoughts are more in order and ive already dropped a few things#theres also 1 more category this time#also if youre curious; i ended up finishing everything from last season except for the 2 series in the couldve been better category#i finished a bunch of them way later though but shhh. im also planning on finishing the last 2 at some point. esp since ke is getting a s2#like wtf. who couldve seen that coming.#tedpost#tedtalks#tedlists
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this video
it opened my eyes so much more
what the FUCK is even a āstrong female characterā? because it can be so subjective, it can be so many things, when people say cinderella sucks or snow white and ariel etc is because theyre cute and feminine and kind or do mistakes, especially so called āfeministsā say this because being kind and feminine is seen as weak, wich is a another can of worms that can be opened
snow white expreiences fear and terror after being told her stepmother wants her DEAD,she isnt a person who physically fights back but if you watch the damn movie, you can see she knows when she is mistreated, she can be sarcasitc too, even after years of abuse she tries to keep her head up, also please thats a 14 year old girl, i was even more timid than her at that age, being positive despite your situation doesnt make you weak, its a strength, if you was a woman or girl want to dress feminine, then go for it, if you enjoy it why should it be a bad thing? if you want to look masculine then go for it too
what i said about snow white also goes for cinderella, they have similarities so i would just repeat myself
then lara, she has a tomboy side but also has a feminine side,then her goals being very simple but relatable, just like the princesses, she herself does mistakes, does things because she has her own hopes and dreams,im so tired of this bad faith criticism, if you want to criticise them, then u know, watche the movies, play the fucking games
im not gonna talk about the live action remakes this post would be longer, but lemme tell ya, these movies did exactlyyy listen to the bad faith shit, its like crystal dynamics did the same
āif youre not a absolute girl boss and dare to have have flaws and cry alot then sorry sweaty you suck as a human beingā fuck off
so yea, i guess just make sure you have fun and are passionate with how you write your character, your female character doesnt suck just because she is kind and feminine, or a tomboy, or very masculine and muscular, or if she is emotional, or does mistakes, bitch i WANT TO SEE THAT IN FACT, i love when a character does mistakes, it makes me feel seen lmaoooo, a character can be a loser, not everything needs to be a superhero or something i dont give a fuck
there cant be a direct answer to this,what makes a character empowered, at least i dont see it, can be fucking anything, i wish i could add more but thats my two cents, this is in my drafs for years lmao and now im just typing out how i feel
i guess it means in short, if you have human flaws, emotions and do mistakes then youre a bad character? PLUS being cutesy and feminine? then the issue mostly being bad faith and lazy ass criticism, nuance is also something that lacks most of the time, i guess i get it now
dude my brain broke
my fave princess is snow white btw and i will defend her 1938 version, thanks for reading this mess LMAOOO
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helloooo i love your works so much you Have NOOOO IDEAAAAA and then when i saw your requests open i kind of grabbed the chance to send this HNGNFJDD but if u dont mind can i request reader being hyucks shy and inexperienced gf being extremely needy that day night but she cant tell ofc that shes horny coz she doesnt know what that means but then reader was surprised that jeno jaemin and mark was there with him so she said maybe sheāll go back to her room and let the boys do their thing but hyuck just pulled her down to sit on his lap (reader was facing her back against hyucks friends) and then marknomin would stare at her ass from time to time coz shes just wearing thin skimpy nightwear shorts then she could feel hyucks boner and started unconsciously grinding on it, then when it gets heated and all hyuck will kiss her and touch her and give a look to his friends and will say āyou guys wanna share and fuck around?ā hngnfndjdjsndjd i would depend u on the kinka but i would love to if mark and jaemin has dacryphilia HDNJDHSJS HOPE THIS SENDS OUT TO U HFNDJHHS
okay first of all thank you so much, I'm glad you love them!! my requests for long fics are actually closed (unless you are the anon that asked me that the other day lmao) but ANYWAY you CAN'T CORRUPT ME LIKE THIS WITH THIS
no but seriously YOUR MIND!!! I wanted to write something similar where the oc was Haechan's girlfriend and she teased him while he and the dream 00line were playing (yes, i have a thing for gamer!haechan) and he basically fucked her in front of them through the webcam BUT THIS??? the idea of her being inexperienced and having no idea the effect she has on them??? the instinctive lap grinding??? the 'innocent' questions she would ask not knowing what she's doing??? unconscious teasing (is that even the term??) makes me go crazy. also being absolutely wrecked for her first time (right?), I'm already imagining all the teasing she would go through, poor baby. I kinda suck writing innocence kink because I feel like 90% of the lines can be so cringe and I'm always terrified it may turn into infantilization but I'll see if I can come up with something because I think it will fit this so well.
i would depend u on the kinka but i would love to if mark and jaemin has dacryphilia
you think I would say no to dacryphilia???
i want it to be a long fic like 10k+ words just full of pure filth, overstim, creampie and can i just add too that mark and jaemin couldnt stop cumming inside her and just keeps fucking her holes all the way and hyuck doesnt mind coz he finds it so hot to see u wrecked by his friends hfndndjjxsjjsjd THANK U SO SO MUCH
you reached out to the right person š you can always count on me when it's time to be nasty and lengthy
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im a dif anon but imo, season 3 of the yj cartoon sucked absolute ass, and everyone and their mother knows it. Whats surprising, though, is that i think even the writers know it. because season 4 has absolutely JUMPED in writing quality, and itās been pretty great so far! theyve gone out of their way to correct a lot of their past mistakes from season 3, from general fumbles in writing/characterization/storyline to some of the more straight-up offensive shit they did in s3 (leaning a little into some unhealthy tropes, like someone comes out as bisexual by cheating on their boyfriend with someone of a dif gender like thats soooo hashtag rebellious). if youd be watching just for Dick/batfam stuff though, season 3 was rough on his characterization imo, and so far his appearances in s4 have been pretty bare, so weāll just have to see! but anyway i totally get it if it just doesnt seem worth itāim still reeling from the s1->s2 timeskip, too, lmao!!
oh and also, they keep hinting that theyre gonna bring jason back as red hood, so i suppose thats something to look out for, but idk if itāll *actually* happen or not. theres also some hope for wally coming back, but its probably kinda flimsy in all honesty lmaooo
Look at the YJ creative team listening to the criticism and trying to improve the writing šš». The Titans creative team cannot say the same š. Titans really said, "Can we make this even worse than last time? I think we can š."
But, oof, yeah. The lack of Dick content makes me less interested in watching. If my two wives, Donna and Kory, were in the show as teammates then I think that could sustain me in Dick's absence but alas aslkdjala.
Oh fuck yeah. You get me on the time skips. The first episode of YJ S2 left me with an all-consuming feeling of:
#but actually you know what the titans deserve better than yj so i'm okay with some of them being separated or not involved w the show#like kory definitely does not deserve to be subjected to yj's animation style alksjdal#YJ#anon
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Omg! So same anon here that requested the Newt HCs (which I absolutely loved š)! What if the reader (same metamorphmagus reader) was fascinated by Newt, wheather its his shy behavior or his love for beasts, and changed looks to people familiar to Newt so he can learn secretly learn more about him?? Maybe revealing himself to Newt at some point to? Oh and headcanons of course~
a/n: hey there anon! firstly, i would like to apologize for taking so long to write your request! i had been having some trouble lately in my end here (with me almost dropping out of school and the big sadā¢ kicking my ass for months) and i needed some time to hibernate (shut off from any contact with anyone) for awhile. hope i didnt bore you to death on waiting for part two of your request!
second off, im really happy you enjoyed the newt x metamorphmagus [name]! i had fun writing it and will always be open for our beloved newty boy here
anyways, on to the head canons!
āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā
[name] had seen newt for awhile now before that one faithful day they had talked to each other near the lake
of course [name] would, newt wasnt really that good at hiding whenever he stalksā i mean, watches over him
at first, [name] absolutely found it creepy
i mean, who wouldn't? a random hufflepuff (no matter how they are stereotypically nice and sweet) boy always somewhere in the shadows, watching over you? its a serious cause for some questionable attraction there
[name] would absolutely like to avoid stalkers as much as possible as he had a run in with thay type of scenario years back before he went to Hogwarts and one run in is enough, thank you very much
but that was before the lake thing
after he actually managed to accidentally met his so called "creepy stalker," [name] actually learned that newt is just a shy hufflepuff boy who wanted to be friends with him but was too shy. like, too fucking shy
we already knew the two boys talked to each other in newt's scenario so lets skip a bit to when they met a second time
[name] was running away from his slytherin friend that he managed to piss off by a prank and run in to newt who was about to call out to him and talk
having no time, [name] just dragged newt and made the poor hufflepuff boy run with him
[name] was rather confused on why newt didnt break away from his grasp in order to escape him from trouble, but [name] was rather happy that the hufflepuff was actually down to suffer with him
newt actually forgotten he had a choice, [name], because you were so fucking handsome grinning and laughing as you both ran away from an angry slytherin
oh Merlin, newt is super gae for you lmao
anyways
after successfully running away from the angry slytherin and losing them in the great hall, both [name] and newt went back towards the lake again on when they first met and converse
it was lowkey sweet and nice to talk to each other again after weeks of not talking
skip to a few more weeks and the two being gay friends with each other, [name] is having trouble with his feelings
just like newt with him, [name] was absolutely fascinated with the hufflepuff boy
[name] doesnt even know why
maybe it was because newt was always so flustered and shy towards him or maybe its because of the hufflepuff's fascination of beasts ("fantastic beasts!" as what newt would say with his eyes holding such adoration in them)
or maybe its because newt actually wanted to know him and not just because of him being a halfy and a metamorphmagus
either way, [name] found newt adorable
like, a lot
its was saddening when [name] realized he couldn't hang out with newt or get to know him much as most of the time, [name] always gets dragged away by his other friends and that newt did confessed a few times how he doesnt like attraction attention towards himself
so, [name] made plans to disguised himself by making use of his own ability to shape shift for being a metamorphmagus
[name] actually took a month and a half to fucking remember he could actually disguise himself to run away from the people who is always swarming him to escape and hang out with newt
please dont be mad at him, he's a smart boyo but he has his times where his braincells yeets themselves away asdahsjajdhkaj
anyways, [name] had already thought of a person to copy their look to get to know newt more in secret
when he saw the right time to get away from the crowd that always drags him away to hang out with newt, [name] change to be that person
it was a bit painful and odd to change into whole new person as [name] mostly just changes the length or color of his hair and not everything about him
but sacrifices must be made to learn more of his favorite hufflepuff. so [name] just sucked it up
[name] lowkey thankful he didnt have to change genders as he picked newt's seatmate in Potions that he saw had been having some conversation towards the hufflepuff from time to time ([name] was so happy they were male and is in his house too so he doesnt have to change into another set of robes)
with him looking like another person, [name] set forth to look for newt
it took a while until [name] saw the hufflepuff boy and surprise surprise, newt was in the lake where they first met
it was odd but [name] felt his heart leap in joy on seeing newt that he almost forgot he didnt look how he normally was and was im disguised
thankfully, newt had noticed him before he could make a fool of himself and reveal who he truly was
newt, was again, a shy boy and was hesitant to talk to the disguised male
it took [name] to even say his own name for newt to actually talk to him
"so... uhh, i saw youre close to [name]"
newt perked up on his friend's name being mentioned and [name] swore he saw newt's freckled cheeks flushing red
with the mention of his name, newt opened up and talked to [name] (who's still in disguised) and [name] was leaping in joy inside his mind when he saw newt talking to him
[name] fully knows newt is so shy and is afraid to converse with others, so, seeing newt talking to others (even if that others is just him in disguise) made [name] proud
anyways, being disguised as newt's seatmate that had talk to him from time to time, all [name] had to do was mentioned anything related to beasts or just him, he could get to talk to Newt
[name] had done this for two weeks, disguising as random students to talk to newt to gain information on what the hufflepuff boy actually thought about him and his own likes or dislikes
[name] would have gone more longer if it wasn't for him getting caught in the act
curse that [Hogwarts house] seatmate of newt that he shape shifted first!
if you want more context, [name] was caught because that seatmate of newt's had borrowed the hufflepuff's noted earlier in Potions and was returning newt's notes back. it just so happens that [name] shape shifted into them again
it was so embarrassing but [name] had to explain or else both newt and the student he shape shifted into would freaked the fuck out
changing back to who he was, [name] awkwardly laugh at the student he shape shifted into and said to them that he was practicing on looking like other people while avoiding eye contact from newt
thankfully, the student was cool with it and even laughed at him and said that he was so cool
it took awhile for them to leave both newt and [name] along but when they did, it was awkward
[name] awkwardly confessed on shape shifting into other people to talk to newt when the hufflepuff boy was quiet and avoided looking at him
[name] was a bit terrified on what newt would think about him when the silence continued on
he was fucking terrified
while newt on the other hand, a bit sad that he doesnt have any new friends since it was just [name] in disguises, was rather fascinated by [name] again
"y... you can s-shape shift your entire... being?"
bless newt and him being fascinated by anything and everything he does because [name] could not live if newt thought he was creepy
but anyways, hearing newt speak to him, [name] perked up and hastily looked at newt
[name] could feel his face heating up when he saw newt looking at his so much awe and adoration in his face
ugh, these two boys are so cute
[name] swear from that point, anything bad would happen to newt, he'll kill everyone in Hogwarts, including himself
#ask#headcanon request#male reader insert#x male reader#male reader#top male reader#seme male reader#newt#newt scamander#newt x male reader#newt scamander x male reader#hp x male reader#harry potter x male reader#harry potter#fbawtft#fantastic beast and where to find them#smr
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izzy hands anon here. so i was gonna reply to you the day after you had replied to what it is because it was getting late and i needed to rehearse some words but then...i got maaaad sick, like i rarely get sick. it was strange bc i had felt weird since thursday and then i got fever and felt like a punched rice bag the entire day š¶. still had fever today but i feel a tad bit better now so ima take the opportunity in replying to it now!
huehue when i read this "you do NOT have to read all of this oh god please donāt force yourself to read it. Iām serious." i was thinking "hahaha you bet i am gonna do it anyways!!"
ngl i wasnt thinking he was from a show, much less from this one lmfao i thought he was some...idek, random dude or sommet baha.
wait what "one time he moaned ādaddyā on screen because he was???? trying to make fun of someone I guess??? but it traumatized many people." LMFAOO??? he moaned daddy and it traumatised a lot of people lmfaoooooo I CANT. THATS HILARIOUS WHAT EVEN?? š
"he has like, these insanity-inducing micro expressions going on in the background at all times." AHAHAHA WHATTT š
"you can just feel him VIBRATING with repressed gay thoughts" okay by now i gotta say, the way you explain things is fucking hilarious lmaoo. i was gonna say he doesnt look too angry, but then i thought if this gif was shown with no context then yea, i think he does look angry lol, or more like frustrated.
okay i read it all and i gotta say, this is definitely not what i had thought was gonna be said. idk what i thought but...this wasnt it lmfao. his names soooo fucking random. who tf names a character IZZY hands. and now all i see is that dino rb'ing the flaming izzy hands hahah
Ohhh nooo I hope you feel better soon!!! š„ŗ that sucks, def get some rest and relax!
And yeah, heās from the beloved gay pirate show that consumed tumblr š I simply watched a show with the the most groundbreaking queer rep Iāve ever seen, the sweetest most tender gay pirate couple as the main center, only to shove aside everyone else and point at the worst guy ever and go āthat one. that repressed homophobic bitch in the corner that oneās mineā.
DHSGH THE DADDY SCENE IS So Muchā¢ļø ITS SO BAD LMAO. Pretty sure heās like. Trying to do this weird homophobic impression of stereotypical gay people but he just gets WAY too into it and completely exposes his whore gay ass SGHSGHSHS. Also fun fact apparently it was supposed to be even longer but they cut it for timeā¦. The fucking mad lad just kept goingā¦ absolutely desperate to see that tbh. Give us the extended daddy cut NOW.
I would share a gif of the daddy scene but honestly I am not brave enough for that
God Con OāNeill and his expressions are SOO goodā¦ tbh Iām also probably just biased and overanalyzing a lot of shit!!! But heās rlly rlly good and I have seen the creators of the show and his fellow actors praise him a lot for his work as Izzy lmao so Iām probably not just going insane. He rlly put everything into every second of his screentime and I thank him for it š
Why thank you I try to be comedic šš
His name IS weird lmao š mf literally named Handsā¦ people call him Mr. Hands with a straight faceā¦ to be fair itās not like they made it up for the show like Israel Hands was a legit dude! He even appears in other pirate media! But apparently for ofmd they were like noā¦. His name isnāt stupid enoughā¦.. we must nickname him Izzy tooā¦ that old man looks like an Izzyā¦ā¦.
also I FOUND MORE DUMB IZZY PICS I COULDNāT FIND LAST TIME YAY
ty for indulging me anon lmao <33
#also question!!!! are u the same anon who I talked to about the popcorn thing and stuff#Iām guessing???#bc if u want u could pick a lil emoji so I know itās you!!#Iāve never really done the emoji anon thing before but it would be fitting in this case I think :)#so u could sign off as something#or just. pick a name or something idk#totally up to you!!!#ask box
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liveblog from halfway point of the movie
cw strong language
rott liveblog
again I start putting things down halfway done but anyway
ive decided that blinky was charlieās ex
aja is easily the alpha of the entire group her back is hurting from carrying everyone
FUCK HIM UP AJA
why does skrael look so stylish what
OHHH SHIT NOMURA
F U C K SHE DEAD
atleast she and draal can be reunited
OH COME ON STRICKLER YOU DRAMATIC ASS, WHAT HAPPENED TO BEST MAN MY ASS
this isnt as emotional as I thought it would be
strickler: explodes
skrael: oh no! anyway
that was so unecessary there was no point in that death, it was just an excuse to kill him off
strickler was so damn useless in this movie?? they really did him wrong holy shit this movie sucks so far
at least nomuraās death made poetic sense, but what for reason to kill off both of jimās father figures?? what kind of fucked up theme does that give off
if they kill off blinky, then I dont know what the point of the movie is LMAO this is some kind of fucked up joke or smn
and sk the government keeps interfering into shit they cannot handle
BELLROC
HI THEY
HIII THEEYYYYYY
HOLY FUCK THEY LOOK SO DECADENTTTT
SKRAEL CAN FUCK OFF I DONT CARE IF BELLROC KILLS OFF BLINKY
varvatos: I am gun robot
bellroc: tf
im calling it now varvatos is gonna be another useless death, what did I expect from tales of arcadia
but this music FUCKS its amazing
oh yeah, its all coming together, one death per demigod
ok, hes alright
OH SHIT BLOOD, that burn looks awful
I have a strong feeling charlie will die because of how hes helping them, rott really said that dads dont have rights
ok douxie good job now just do that with bell and skrael
FUCK HIM UP NARI
why does skrael sound like a damn rat
oh shit naris about to go apeshit
damn they rlly kilt each other
yall werent joking when you said there was going to be a lot of death
I was expecting jim to pull excalibur as predictable it was, but I hope claire or toby. ANYONE but steve oh my god
I STILL cannot get over this fucking steve childbirth sideplot, what the FUCK were they thinking. anyway im convinced that aja and eli came to some sort of agreement pertaining their relationship with steve im not taking criticism
man rott is such a well put together fan animation am I right?? ššš not canon at all
honestly the āher perchā comment sounds like a one off thing but not my spot to tell
āmy virgin eyesā is absolutely NOT something I thought id hear in this movie
oh damn hi bellroc h-hi there š³šš
jim bellroc will split your ass clean in half your little blade aint shit
oh shit toby redeem?? pog????????
man I wish that bellroc would monologue over MY dying body
jim you aint shit fight white boy fight
holy fucking shit its so late at night bellroc is looking like a whole ass meal in this movie you dont understand how im feeling rn
oh for fucks sake of course the amulet ends up being the god killing fix it all
try your best bb bellroc im with you till the end
alright I gotta admit, jim grabbing bell was some hotboy shit
you scored one on that
welp goodbye bellroc you had the most badass death of all your peers. letās see, elsa frozen statue? mr stark I dont feel so good? no, explode into a blast of lava. bravo. chef kiss.
im so surprised that blinky didnt die????? all of us were like blinkys gonna die
ELI JR ive decided theyāre poly there is NOTHING thats going to stop me
can I just say that steveās fucked up hair is giving me life he should have that hair more often
oh fuck toby
OH FUCK TOBY
OHHHHHH FUCK TOBY
RIGHT AFTER YOU REDEEMED YOURSELF BOYYYYYYY
HOLY SHIT
BE A GAG FOR ONC
BE A JOKE FOR ONCE COME ON
FAKE YOUR DEATH PLEASE
FOR GOODNESS SAKE
hesus christ none of us were fucking prepared for these deaths oh my GOD
I shoudve expected this when trollhunters literally ended with troll jim
holy fucking sjit
are you kidding me
are you kidding me
come on you funky green sphere
go ahead revive strickler :) ill wait
theres 13 minutes left in the movie come on you got this jim
alright fic writers get started in thise time loop aus where jim watches his friends die over and over again
I find it funny that we all said that blinky would die but everyone BUT blinky died lmao
hang on, is he going back fr? damn fr??
are you kidding me
*boxman voice* here we go again
TOBY of course this was going to work
STRICKLERRRRRRR IM CRYIN CAT EYES
this is exactly like thise time travel fix it aus but canon
WAIT ANGOR ROT AND DRAAL ARE ALIVE IN THIS NOW AHHH WE WIN WE WINNNNNNNN MOVIES OVER EVERYONE
BEST MOVIE EVER
toby trollhunter pog???? TOBY TROLLHUNTER POG??????????? HOLY FUCKKKKKKKK THIS IS HAPPENING MVP YOU ENDED UP BEING USEFUL AFTER ALL
FANTASTIC WONDERFUL EVERYTHING WE EVER WANTED HAPPENED FUCK YOU
wait please tell me that the timeline jim left didnt get magically erase like the deaths suck but I lowkey want to keep the steliaja ot3 ngl itās very big brain
anyway im just a shallow casual toa fan who doesnt have the energy to go into deep analysis or criticism, my mind is literally so tired itās like 4 am and the only thing I can process atm is time travel fix it fic but its canon and my fried brain thinks the movieās pretty good for now
#rise of the titans spoilers#tales of arcadia spoilers#toa spoilers#in which I heavily simp for bellroc#ill definitely wake up later and realise how shit the movie is but just#let me have my hopes and dreams back for now
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Season 5 episode 16
Notes by me
- johns taking ronon to the beach. just picturing ronon with sunscreen on his nose while trying to balance on a surf board
- oh? The camera lingering on john while he stares at Rodney and kellers lunch date?
- did I watch rodneys train wreck of a date proposal while smiling like an idiot? Absolutely
- she basically paved the way for him to ask her haha ITS OFFICIAL SHE LIKES HIM BACK
- "zero possibility for failure" I feel like youre wrong. Just a feeling
- keller looks so pretty!
- Rodney serving handsome looks
- I am a simple human. I appreciate seeing my science babies in formal attire ššš„
- keller told Rodney to lighten up or she'll turn this plane around
- why is Rodney so uptight about this like calm down my man
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- AND NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!
- they must have had a pretty big budget for this episode if they got these two LMAO
- the Pluto fight
- they are just jerks i guess huh
- did Bill nye just call dibs on keller
- she said it was a first date!!! š
- this presentation is dramatic as fuck
- rodneys right this guys ego is huge. Almost as big as his HAHA im just kidding
- wait. Space bridge. Rodney already made that like twice
- this guy stole his idea!!! DILL HOLE
- god this guy needs to stop embarrassing rodney and listen to him. Like shut UUUPP DUDE
- you know what he deserves what he gets
- surprise! You were wrong and an idiot
- how did this dude find out how to make this device?? Did jeannie have something to do with it? I hope not
- "that son of a bitch" LMAO
- Rodney knows how to throw down. "How am I doing so far?" BADASS
- thats right bitch!!! Listen to rodney and never speak again
- stephen Hawking????
- cough bill nye is a terrible actor cough
- his bow tie fashion sense on point thoš
- this asshole doesnt even care that this other guy almost died wtf
- yes they should use the whole ass room of smarty pants'!!! Thank you keller
- this is so fucking funny
- "I HAVE been listening to you and that is what led me to be believe that you are a MORON" DRAG 'EM RODNEY
- keller said suck it up or shut up!
- "NOT NOW NYE"
- keller convincing the dude to let her make the phone callšŖ
- ah shit the phones are dead
- uh???? Rodney giving his jacket to keller but the camera not focusing on it bc its supposed to be a backround thingšššš good directing choice. excellent tv show making. fantastic use of Small Moments Romance
- keller going to make the call and Rodney not knowing what to say when she leaves šššš
- Rodney being The Scientist Leader ā¤ā¤ā¤ its what he deserves!!
- WALTER!!!!!!
- LMFAO did they call up the actor for that 2 second scene HAHA
- oh shit it didnt work
- oh fuck oh shit she cant get out
- theres like 7 minutes left and they have 4 problems to solve how is this gonna play out
- its tornado time!
- "I'm Rodney McKay alright? Difficult takes a few seconds. Impossible? A few minutes."
- "youre smarter than me!"
"I know"
He just Han solo'd this guys ass
- Bill Nye bitch slapping a man is something my eyes have seen now
- davids acting when hes trying to save her šš
- ššššSMOOCHšššš
- a love confession!!!!!
- HOLY SHIT "I love you. I have for some time now. Just wanted you to know." ISNT THIS EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID TO HER!! IN THE VIDEO LOG CONFESSION HE DOESNT REMEMBER!!!! I LOVE THIS TROPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
- omg theyre so cute
- Bill nye and mister asshole better respect Rodney after all this shit
- LMAO I guess when a man saves you from freezing to death you gotta lock that down in the back of an airplane first chance you get š
#stargate atlantis season 5#all around cute episode and the scientists fighting was hilarious#keller and rodney!!!! so cute
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revolutionary girl utena review
ep 1-5
the plot is actually kinda different from what I thought ?? in my mind the plot was: utena was a girl in a princess school who each and every princess would be "conquered" (for a lack of better words rn) in a ceremonial duel by a prince who fancied them, maybe she didnt wanna wanna marry anyone or she liked Anthy already but anyway in my mind utena showed up in the ceremony with duel clothing and then, in a very brave tm like-scene, she would openly declare she refused to be conquered by anyone and tbh I'm not even sure how Anthy would come into the plot... but back into what actually happened in the episodes everything so far is very introductory and just showing what mechanics will be explored further down the line I think?? the op is really good too
also every boy so far reminds me so much of knights of the zodiac?? maybe it's just the design I guess...) and nanami can get these hands, jealousy is a disease and she's the sickest person on earth for all I know
dont ask me why bit I just feel like room of mirrors - gfriend has a very well fitting vibe for it but I'm not exactly sure why hm.... š¤š¤
ep 6-12
ok so why does this school just have random animals around š I could understand the horse but a bull and a kangaroo?? what ...
touga just says the most random dramatic things and then just casually says anyone who believes in friendship is a fool ?? the guy wouldnt last a day in the naruto universe tbh, he kinda irks me in some way but I'm not sure why so I'll live with this strange feeling for a while I guess
ā³ okay so watching ep 10 made me especially kinda creeped out, I know I've watched only 10 eps so far but like can he fall downstairs and break a neck or something already ...
also haha what if I watched that bet on it fmv and gave myself a bunch of spoilers would that be funny or what š this is why i cant have nice things yall.... hope my memory goes to shit when sleep so I dont remember about it this week while I finish it
I feel like the main thing on the episodes are parallels, one way or another I always feel like they're setting up parallels and giving me clues for a bigger picture and a deeper plot arc that is still to come and the bet on it fmv just made this impression stronger, also I wanna say it's done in a good way, one that is both mysterious (??) and "honey you've got a big storm coming" at the same time š¤š¤ much to think about honestly
ā³ just saw ep 11 and even though I already knew this was coming sooner or later it still felt like crap seeing utena lose to dick head, at the end of the episode when he says anthy was always just reflecting utena's own wishes for himemiya (in another way bc I dont remenber the exact words) it felt like š bc yes I knew that (the way she was working her thoughts was simply a copy and paste of what utena was saying) at all time I kept those essays about anthy in my head, I dont think theyll be truly relatable to what I'm seeing rn but yeah anthy rights (even though I know you betray/cheat on utena down the line bc of the bet on it fmv but I'm sure you had your own motivation)
ā³ saw ep 12 bc I just couldnt handle being in a cliffhanger and yeah it happened what I absolutely thought it would lmao not that it was that difficult to foresee but yeah, I kinda liked how utena did it for her instead of being like "oh I wanna save anthy from touga" and treating her like a damsel in distress (I know that's kinda her position as the rose bride for what I've been told so far and that this is a subject spoken about in many many essays on tumblr but yeah) bc so far she's been treated as a trophy and a way to get something else, for the green haired guy it was a way to see something eternal, for miki it was a way to hold on into his "shining thing" and for touga it seems (so far) like a way to manipulate (just like he does with nanami) and just mark his position as above everyone else as he seems to view himself?? man I might be saying random stuff rn but it kinda does makes sense in my mind with the information I've had to this point
ep 13-25
honestly šš through 9 whole episodes I felt like they were trying to make the side characters deeper and show their hidden face and motivations but it felt so shallow...... not even actually shallow, just not deep enough that it would make me care about these characters and the fact there was no actual build to showing us why we're getting to know these characters backgrounds was just kinda meh too, didnt really help that all episodes had all the same formula and the same timing just for the developers made in those episodes be forgotten at the end and also just that pink haired guy could be like "ah failure again", it felt like watching the same episode over and over again, it was really tiring and like?? girl help I do not care about these characters at all, I feel like it could have been done well (like the keiko ep in comparison to the furuba chapter that deals with the yuki appreciation (??) club president graduating.... the way this ep was done and setup didn't really bring me any emotions) overall not to my taste and tbh I feel like I could have skipped all those episodes except for maybe the miki and juri one so š
all nanami focused episodes are the worst so far, she's so boring and I cant stand now annoying she is, the diary episode?? the cow episode?? the episode when tsuwabiki fuels with utena?? honestly I know they're trying to show me a better and different side of her but it just doesnt!! work!! bc i feel no sympathy for her, my biggest wish rn is her and touga just disappearing and no more filler episodesš£š£
I thought akio was utena's prince?? but apparently he's just anthy's brother and like.. I'm do done with his little talks with utena and yadda yadda, I just wanna see their duel is that too much to ask I'm dying over here (if this lenga lenga continues until ep 25 i will be so mad bc why were so many episodes wasted on such boring and and not necessary side characters backstories?? idc about them at all man aaaaaaaaaa)
ā³ ep 25 was good finally we got what we deserve boys ššššš can utena just beat up akio already I'm tired of his ass, he exhales both "I'm a feminist I even take women studies classes #herstory" and "if she breathes she's a thot" energy also he has 0 style that mullet is simply horrible I bet there's a hairstylist community who considers him a criminal bc like š it is simply so bad (q bit less when it's tied up but when it's all lose jesus Christ)
also touga thinks he's suuuuch a genius, sooo smart like king, I do not care about you at all can you shut the fuck up please and can we tall about the pink haired guy episode?? wack. honestly thought it would be more emotional or something, I binge watched 12 episodes with his ugly haircut face and did not even feel a thing he can choke I guess ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
ANTHY TAKING A SWORD OUT OF UTENA'S CHEST??? OSCAR WORTHY KINGSāāāand then her lame ass brother being like "oh ho ho idk idk" shut up no one cares no one cares I swear to you no one cares shut uuuuup
ep 25-39
first of all, ep 25 was good but kinda reminded me of the nine episodes (13 until 21) where absolutely nothing interesting happened so I hope I'm wrong also can I just say just seeing the preview of the next episode made me roll my eyes so bad I almsot saw my brain?? bc yeah I'm fucking tired of nanami fosuced episodes she's so annoying oh my god nobody cares about a goddamn egg and much less one coming from her let her die or something pls she's so annoying there's nothing I've learned about her that was not against my own will I'm basically rotting over here š¤
ā³ ep 30 has me thinking Akio has a foot fetish or something š bruh leave utena aloooooone I already know your plans and schemes you're not fooling anyone that's embarrassing for u and also... utena you're not very bright are you.... you start seeing every duelist you face with the same exact car and then when you see akio has the same car you didnt even stop to think about it that 1+1 equals 2 ... girl help yourself š
ā³ yet again another nanami focused ep ššššš even though I do understand her better now I still don't find her particularly enjoyable to watch, call me a woman hater but like. idk she's still a bit annoying to me (but touga is straight up evil and is manipulating her so I feel bad for feeling like that tho.....)
ā³ ok last 2 eps to go but listen. I thought the akio duel would have happened much sooner, maybe on ep 33 max but well didn't this age well lmao ngl, it did seem a bit too slow paced for my personal taste but also I feel like there's a certain level of drama that comes with slowing the pace down....
ā³ aaaaaa yall I'm kinda š¢š over the ending omg........... even though it took the best of me to keep going in some parts I still enjoyed the ending aaaaa I thought i wouldnt really like it bc I just usually dont enjoy this type of ending but stil š¢š¢š¢š¢ wait for me utena ššššššš girl I cried and then anthy walking in the end god utena and anthy holding hands šššš akio can suck my dick
there's obviously many things I've missed or that I kinda didnt really pay attendance to so please dont take this serious, I was just writing as I watched the episodes so it's more like a thought compilation than anything, still I can see why there's many essays written about it and why it is held as a masterpiece by so many people
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congrats on 200!! can i pls get a cursed pic & some groovy headcanons for me and the bane of my existence, suna?
my fav colour is a muted blue-green (?? if that ?? makes sense ?? if it doesnt lmao its blue)
i am a struggling sci student w a passion for social justice and social issues. i got a quiz result that said i was āpiratecoreā and thats the most accurate thing ive ever received in my life. i do a classic biweekly spiel to my friends about destroying the patriarchy, eating the rich, abolishing the police, rejecting the binary, etc.
iām bisexual, shorter than you think (think of the shortest adult youāve met, iām shorter), gym rat pre-covid days. my goal was to become absolutely stacked. just huge. i thirst over bokutoās thighs but on god do i want thighs like that. i have a complex in the gym where i am Gym Bros with everyone but ive also been told i walk around like iām about to punch someone lmao
i listen to lots of kpop and religiously drink coffee from my nespresso bc it brings me too much joy. i think suna irl would like, step on me and not in a fun way lmao iām like pretty introverted but i can potentially Turn On The Charisma. once u get to know me a lil i like to think iām chill. like, iām a nerd. but chill idk
my vibe is like. soft safe autumn comfort? lots of oversized sweaters and warm tones and hugs? iāve been told i have a calming presence? i am Very Caring, ride or die, express affection easily. i like giving my friends little things and making sure they feel validated and loved. my love languages are physical affection and quality time. facetime me for 12 hours in silence type beat. i physically cannot perceive myself anymore so uhh hope this is good!
take ur time with this, get to it whenever, take care of urself first <3 thanks for doing this event i think its real rad and iām so sorry i just physically typed āreal radā
ā artemis (@/ushiwakajimas)
@ushiwakajimas to make sure you see it
How you met: simple, point blank, he meant to throw something at Osamu to say it was Atsumu to egg them on. He hit you instead.
Song: Dorks - Aesop Rock
Sfw:
- will feast on the rich with you, says heāll get Osamu to cook āem
- you both comment on hot folx you see out n about like
- ā2 oāclock orange dress sheās stunningā but heās always point out how no one is as pretty as you but damn that chick has a fine ass
- you both share quality time as a love language
- loves picking you up from the gym and sometimes even working out with you
- but lets face it you may be small but you could destroy Suna fit ICON
- is drawn to the fact you arenāt overly out gowing
- highschool was filled with enough over the top people
- he enjoys the simplicity with you
- pda isnt like overly in peoples face
- but loves giving you forehead kisses
- however at parties he is ALL OVER YOU
- holding you, kissing you, sucking on your neck as you try to talk to someone
- he may not understand everything you study
- but he will pull all nighters with you to study
- going over flash cards and pop quizes together
- heās always there for you
- whenever you send him a selfie or facetime him heās gassing you up
- āhot damn you look fucking goodā
- for you he just goes mushy and only you
- he loves taking naps with you
- anywhere anytime
- movie date? Heās asleep head against your shoulder
- so vulnerable and cute
Nsfw:
- i headcanon suna to be a kinky fucking bastard
- loves fucking you whenever there is a chance you mught get caught
- a bit jealous so leaves you covered in marks
- will GUARANTEE you will not be able to walk on your own for awhile
- oral fixation
- ball gags, chocking, fingers in your mouth, oral recieving and giving, spitting into your mouth and making you swallow
- degredation but praise mixed together
- itās a vibe
- lives being ridden and just watching you and your body glisten with sweat
- and the sweet moans that escape your lips
- every now and then he bottoms
- it is a blessing you get to ruin him like he does to you all the time
- he has a box of fun things he keeps by the bed so sex is always exciting and fun
- study breaks? Study break quickies
- will eat you out as you try to fucking do your homework
- not one part of his home is sacred youāve smashed on every surface
- squeezes your thighs until his hand marks are fucking imprinted forever
- youāll have to buy a lotta turtle necks with this mans
- after care is cozy
- puts your favorite sweater in the dryer for a few minutes so its soft and warm
- makes you tea or coffee depending on the time of day
- snuggles
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Shook, question, I remember awhile ago someone asking the order to watch dragonball + dbz and you said something about when to watch the movies and stuff? Could you maybe go over that agian? I'm planning on getting into the series and I have absolutely no idea where to start, let alone where I can even watch dbz. I know dragonball is on hulu (i assume english dub?) but is it important if i choose between dub or subs here? Sorry for all the questions its just. A bit overwhelming! Thank you much!
finally a question i am qualified to answer-
get ready for a long ass post-
ok so, if you want to watch all of it, be warned it will take a while and that some of the movies are kinda cringe.Ā but if ur good with that then i shall help u, and if u need help finding a place to watch some of the stuff then send me a dm and ill help u.
also if u enjoy it please hit me up i need more people to talk to about dbz stuff :ā>
as far as sub vs. dub goes, i 100% reccomend dub, its genuinely just better.
i mean, unless you like hearing the same exact voice being used for like 5 characters, for both when theyre kids and adults-
as far as watch order goes, ill list it off for you (including the cannon movies, as i reccommend watching the non-cannon ones after youve actually finished the series, as theyre just kinda there for more content and are kinda inconsistent with the main plot anyways-)
1. Dragon ball (which is 151 episodes if i remember correctly)
2. Dragon ball Z OR Dragon ball Z Kai (291 and 98(?) episodes respectively; kai is basically Z minus the filler with updated voice acting, but is split into two parts so this is only the first 2 arcs)
2.5. Dragon Ball Z Kai the final chapters (69 episodes, its just the second half of kai if u choose to watch that instead of Z)
3. Dragon ball Super (131 episodes), OR DBS episodes 1-2, Battle of Gods (movie), 15-18, Resurrection F (movie) and 28-131 (the first 2 arcs of super are just the movies but longer and filler packed but slightly different, so you could just watch the movies instead if you rlly wanted to.Ā plus the battle of gods movie has vegeta acting like a dumbass and the show doesnt sooo-)
4. DBS Broly (aka literally the best movie, thank god its cannon-)
5. Dragon ball GT (64 episodes, technically not cannon and alotta people say it sucks but rlly i think its fine. it tries to take itself too seriously tho lmao)
and other than that thereās the rest of the movies, which ill just catagorize into where theyāre meant to fall in the plot real quick:
Dragon Ball (most of these are re-tellings of parts of the plot with a twist): Curse of the Blood Rubies, Sleeping Princess in the Devilās Castle, Mystical Adventure, and Path to Power
Dragon ball Z (gonna split this one up by the main 4 arcs/sagas):Ā
-Between OG DB and DBZ: Dead Zone
-Saiyan Saga/Beginning of Namek Saga: Worldās Strongest, Tree of Might
-Freeza Saga: Lord Slug, Coolerās Revenge
-Android/Cell Saga: The Return of Cooler, Super Android 13, Broly the Legendary Super Saiyan
-Post Cell Saga/ Pre Timeskip: Bojack Unbound
-Pre Buu Saga: Broly Second Coming, Bio-Broly (these both suck imo, broly didnt get to be a good characetr till the cannon movie-)
-Buu Saga: Fusion Reborn, Wrath of the Dragon (WotD is kinda more post buu saga but whatever-)
Dragon Ball GT: A Heroās Legacy
Cannon/Dragon Ball Super: Battle of Gods, Resurrection F, Dragon Ball Super Broly
and thats about it!!Ā but one last thing, just a personal reccomendation from me, I highly reccomend watching Dragon Ball Z Abriged by TeamFourStar on youtube as well, because honestly its hilarious and does something better than the actual show-
but yeah, thank you for your question and i hope this helps!! :>>
#shook responds#IM SORRY ITS SO LONG LMAO#long ass post#feel free to block that#anyways anon who are u i just wanna talk-#and by talk i mean scream at u about my dbz aus haha i mean what-
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fat. FAT. P H A T RANT INCOMING FOR ANYONE WHO CARES TO READ THIS NONSENSE CUZ @haldidoodh ASKED
That episode literally blasted the last of my serotonin into smithereens but TBH??? WHO AM I MAD AT I should have seen this coming this whole volume has been such a headache. I cant be bothered to type up a coherent rwde essay on everything that bothered me this episode so im just gonna copy and paste my earlier yelling here instead ;A;
Team Rwby was god awful in episodes 11-12. Theyāre so self-righteous, entitled, hypocritical and cocky as a team and it doesnt help that they all suck as individual characters nowadays (except for weiss but even she lost best-girl points this episode also lmao blake and yang arenāt even INDIVIDUALS anymore theyāre just bumbleby). It was annoying at first but now its just infuriating how rwby thinks theyre always right with their uwu energy and think they can do whatever tf they want with ZERO CONSEQUENCES.
Basically any time there is a problem in this show they have Ruby uwu at it and its solved lol.
They kept giving ironwood shit for taking on this incredible burden SO THAT NOBODY ELSE WOULD HAVE TO and rather than offer any real solution they just kept going ābut mantleā like okay?? But remnant??? Like obvi letting mantle rot is bad but HE WAS OPEN TO ANY HELPFUL SUGGESTIONS CUZ HES OBVI AT HIS WITTS END AND DOESNT LIKE THE IDEA EITHER but yeah they just proceed to be the fattest hypocrites by hiding secrets of their own after being all āno more secrets uwuā and WHEN THEY GOT EXPOSED THEY JUST WENT ā>:[ā (yangs self-righteous little glare here pissed me off so much oof) especially when ironwood was laying everything out in the open to them from the start. AND ESPECIALLY WHEN THE SECRET WAS FKIN āOH YEAH SALEM CANT DIE LOLā They watched ironwood make every decision he did in hopes of beating Salem while KNOWING she couldnt die??? So literallY WHERE do they get off on screeching at him with their yOu doNt hAvE to Suffer In ManTle YOu doNt kNow whAt iTs liKe bs. Wtf made ruby distrust iw at the start anyway? Because he had a bunch of ships out? They kept this CRUCIAL piece of information from him because he seemed stressed out?? Like what made ruby keep the secret from him. Someone tell me.
And the fact that rwby beat the ace-ops makes no goddamned sense. The power-scaling in this show is non-existant. We finally got to meet some pro huntsmen in this universe who arenāt teachers but are actually on the job, but because we gotta move out of the way for that šš½āØ Power Of FriendshipāØ and āØrwby is always rightāØ they somehow managed to beat experienced huntsmen with YEARS in the field whoāve actually graduated school??? FARM BOI OSCAR WHOS *JUST* LEARNING HOW TO FIGHT MANAGED TO LAND A PUNCH ON NEO FKIN POLITAN??? Didnt neo dance circles around yang??? Yang, who punches for a living and also beat mercury and adam??? I cant yall (and the fact that he didnt even bother to sneak up on her this boi literally screamed āno!!ā as he ran down a hallway and neo didnt even have time to blink??? Pls)
Rubyās āyou were the best, until you trained us :3ā -for maybe 2 days before my team went dancing ruby sis shut right tf up pls my god is this line just so. UNEARNED. Training in a room for a short while does not simply grant you the years of field experience the ace ops have and whAT IS UP WITH HER TRYING TO REASON WITH HARIETT AFTER SAYING THAT COCKY LINE AND FIGHTING HER??? WHAT and also like. The entire idea of āthe ops lost cuz they werenāt good friends and were bad at teamwork uwuā is just so dumb. Ur telling me this group of high ranking hunstmen whoāve most likely been working together for at least a few years didnt have teamwork down??? Learning to work together is the most BASIC concept for a team to learn!! Its like the first thing a team has to perfect!! If the ace ops are supposed to be the best of atlas you dont think the ops would have gotten something as fundemental as teamwork down?? I dont buy it. And who gives a shit if they dont hang out after work or take selfies with eachother. Being friends doesnt necessarily mean theyre great at working together. If they succeed at relying on eachother to watch their backs, to keep each other alive (in the words of hariett herself) then Id think theyd know how to protect eachother i.e WORK TOGETHER.
And for all the āØfriendshipāØ and āØgoing through so much with someoneāØ talk rwby like to do, the show barely displays these people acting like friends. Weāre constantly TOLD how great of friends this group is, but the actual CONTENT we are shown leaves a lot to be desired. Tell me the last time ruby and blake teamed up in a fight. Or weiss and blake. Or yang and weiss. What teamwork?? Yang only interacts with blake now and weiss is only ever allowed to interact with ruby. Has blake ever said nora or renās name out loud? Have jaune and yang ever held a conversation between just them? Team rwby just spent a GOOD DEAL of time seperated from eachother, but when they reunite their teamwork is still somehow better than the ace ops?? Honestly its easier to believe that ruby is closer with team jnpr than she is her own team. If they showed the ops messing up during rwby vs ace ops fight due to lack of communication, then it still doesnt matter. My point is that they shouldnt have lacked teamwork in the first place.
Robyn was m e h this episode āJaMes ConTinUes to UnDeresTimAte Meā *proceeds to get knocked over in .3 seconds and is then KO for the rest of the episode* also great job for starting a fight and aiming to take clovers life in a moving airship with a terrorist on board when clover was acting PEACEFULLY and qrow was WILLING TO TALK IT OUT WITH IW and potentially work on a solution, but naw robyn is big mad and shall shoot.
Qrow made zero sense this episode too. I was with him right up until he chose TYRIAN OVER CLOVER??? THE PSYCOPATH WHO CANNOT BE REASONED WITH OVER THE RATIONAL DUDE YOU KNOW IS GOOD except clover wasnt acting rational in this fight at all and ill get to that AND IS THE ONLY FRIEND YOU HAVE WHOS NOT 19????? Qrow rly looked at tyrian- a man who is literally an enemy to all of remnant and went after ur neice- and said lets get rid of this punk together u and me bro. Like screw teaming with clover to bring down the dude you ACTUALLY have a grudge with whos also a serial killer and then trying to talk it out with clover whod be willing to do things peacefully why is this show like this
and AS FOR CLOVER. where were the braincells this episode. Qrow was trying to fight tyrian-the WAY bigger threat here, but clover??? kept knocking him away from tyrian and restraining him with his hook like??? YEAH LETS HELP OUT THE DEMON SCORPION CRACKHEAD HES CLEARLY NOT THE PRIORITY ATM nvm clover deserved to die there m8
His death scene was emotional and I feel bad for Qrow but u literally sealed his death when u ganged on him with tyrian so why are you even surprised. And on the subject of fairgame, im glad it didnt happen. Qrow was in no state for romance and I was glad he finally had a friend. He just spent the last volume thinking he wasted his life away helping oz, drowning in misery, drinking til he passed out on the street and so drunk he couldnt even be of any help during the apathy situation, when up til now hes been shown to fight just fine while drunk. I donāt see this as a ābury your gays tropeā because clover was never confirmed to be gay and all their scenes added up to 40 seconds of platonic friendship. These two are grown ass men, if they had the hots for eachother then im pretty sure they could openly show it and not dance around it like theyre kids. I do feel bad for mlm viewers who were hoping for some rep with fairgame/lucky charms (cuz rt only cares if ur a cute marketable lesbian) but idc for the overly entitled fans who try to force their own headcanons on the writers and go feral when they dont get what they want. You dont just get to prance around claiming whats canon and what isnt. If rep is there then great, but if it isnt, then why not look somehwere else and let the author tell the story theyre trying to tell? Shipping fairgame cuz you think its cute is absolutely fine but not when u start getting ready to casterate crwby for not catering to you. Also, rwby sucks with lgbt+ rep anyway so what were yall expecting.
The only thing that was great this episode was the chorerography. It just sucks that the animation/choreo continues to improve while the writing doesnt. Another thing that really fell off this episode was the whole āweāre friends but we have to fightā drama. It doesnt work when its only ONE SIDE SHOWING ANY DISTRESS OVER IT. Only the ace ops (marrow, clover, the vine dude) seemed to show distress over having to fight rwby (it sucks that the only 1v1 weiss has won was because marrow was going EASY on her cuz he didnt wanna fight her fr) but rwby???? They didnt give any shits. They were so quick to turn against them and aim for their heads. They were SMILING as they ran at the ace ops, while they looked conflicted. If you oppose their UwU philosophy, youāre dead to them.
I really wanna enjoy RWBY but sometimes this show (and the fndm) really tests me. Its ironic how this episode came right after last episode, which I thought was the best chapter this volume. Anyway I rate this 10/10 cuz it gave me best character ironwood and best boi marrow and I would like to give them hugs for carrying this volume on their backs. (Also tyrian and penny and winter have been great too)
#oof just oof#and idegaf about cinder yall#lowkey hoping she gets all the maiden powers so she can finally beat rwby up and HUMBLE them a little#rwby#rwby vol 7#rwde
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everyone knows how i Feel about johnzee but i do think their relationship/break up is essential for their current n52/rebirth characterizations. this is all my opinion and you dont have to agree w me so dont jump up my ass but wow these two are so fucked up
... like im fascinated by how terrible things became and a lot of my unfinished writing is abt the Complicated emotions n all and i do have a playlist about why and how they need to be in therapy and far away from eachother until they can work their shit out
i make jokes about how they would have become the alpha couple if they stayed together/got married but lmao its not totally untrue... i listen to anything from tallahassee or the previous alpha couple songs and its. Oh Huh. i never have and never will doubt that john and zee love/loved eachother but it did canonically turn rotten and i dont think its just because of her dads death its just...
zee is not a good person neither is john and i 100% believe they bring out the worst in eachother, i know JLD52 is very questionable for characterization but the absolute nightmare of codependent love/hate they have for eachother. john states flat out that hes cruel to her on purpose so he doesnt have to admit that he cant get over her... we know as of jld18 that zatanna mindwiping otherĀ people is still canon and its a trick she pulls on john in his first new 52 solo. she uses her power to warp his moral compass (and it was confusing for me? but seemingly she made him forget she did it in the first place). she mentions again in JLD that she intends to wipe his knowledge of backwards magic.
zatanna is just.. naive when it comes to john. she gives him endless chances to do better by her and their allies. and he fails her... again and again and again. she says sheāll never trust him again... and immediately does. that weird alternate wish fulfillment reality where she grows old with him and then goes apeshit becauseĀ āshe cant live without himā while also knowing its never going to be the real john. she wants a love from him he can never give her. john cant be happy
and now in rebirth.. god to know hes (unwillingly) been manipulating her the whole time... and like. since we havent gotten a follow up zatanna is just left with questions. did zatara force him to seduce her? how much of their relationship was a lie? her dad who was everything to her but controlled every aspect of her life without her knowing it. not necessarily on topic but zatara sucks so much but also i think its worth noting circe + zataras team up as two like master manipulators in rebirth (circe w diana and zatara w john/zee)... hoping that gets some follow up eventually. zees crying ofĀ ātell me you planned it. tell me you and my dad had a trick up your sleeveā kiiiiiilled me. she cant trust anyone at this point. however also fucked up but zatara using magic to make sure john cant speak about/tell zatanna what he made him do is so fucked up also
anyway this is probably illegible but wow you two are so fucked up! go to therapy! also worth nothing john and zee are two my favourite characters of all time but wow they really do make eachother worse anytime romantic shit gets brought up and i think tynions general writing style of making everyone clinically depressed makes sense for them considering the entire thing
#justixw league comix#johnzee hate blog#i listened to the acoustic version of tiger teeth again and i was like Ah! the disaster
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š rave about the person that is your crush / love interest, š compose an anonymous love letter to someone you adore, š traits and qualities you find amazing and attractive in people, š let us know what you genuinely love to receive as a present, sorry for the small bunch of questions! just very sappy rn, love ya!
yO THANK YOU FOR ALL THE QUESTIONS!! love ya too!! this is gonna be a lil long becos i suck and im too EMOTIONAL for saPPY STUFFĀ so im gonna put it under a read more!! so i dont annoy people with sappy ranting!! youre welcome :DDĀ
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š oh goodness oh golly oh gee where do i even beginhis eyes are so pretty?? and so full of kindness?? heās absolutely hilarious i swear to christ- and his lil smile is the cutest thing ever- his laugh!! oh my god his laugh!! it makes me frickin weakĀ whenever i hear it- and its crazy how his voice changes from super loud to soft and genuine whenever heās worried about you, like- i hurt myself during class today like i always do lmao and made an obviOUSLY DISTRESSED NOISE while he was in the middle of laughing with his friend and he juststopped and turned back, tilted his head at me and went-Ā āwait, what happened? are you okay? whats wrong?ā anD ACK my HEARTheās also sO frickin gentle- he gave me the softest lil hug a few days ago- aND OH MY GOD THiS ONE TIME WHEN WE WERE HAngING OUT!! he would lean against me and lay his head back, but i got up to go upstairs and gave his hair an affectionate lil ruffle before i leftā and he grabbed my hand as i was walking away and pulled me back real gentle n put it back on his head and really softly wentĀ āwhere are you going?ā AND I JUST!! HES SO CUTE MAN AHand- and yeah i just think heās cool dude ;v; š to the cutest gosh darn boy in the whole entire world,im so lucky to call you my best friend, yknow that? youāre such an amazing person, and i know i say that a lot, but its true! and that doesnt even scratch the surface when it comes to how beautiful of a person you are! youāre so kind and caring and thoughtful, i dont understand how a single human can hold so much compassion- i cant even put into words how happy you make me when you ask about my day and listen when i ramble about stupid shit or giggle along with me when weāre being total idiots-you know iāve been going through a rough time and you try sosososo hard to help and!! it honestly makes me feel so much better knowing that iāve got you by my side through everything!! i swear to god sometimes you bring me to the verge of tears with how sweet you are- youāve made me a much more confident and brighter person!! in some way you actually kinda- watched me grow up thats. kinda crazy woah- buT!! id be!! so fuckin sad without you!! youre my favorite goofball and even a few messages back and forth with you brightens my day!!also!! oh my god youāre so smart?? and so funny? and you have such a cute face and laugh- you should send me goofy pictures sometime becos youre adorable and i love seeing you a lot!! we should send them back and forth during the day!! becos i get super bored in class that would be fun pff-baCK TO THE POINTyoure gonna do so well in life, hon. youāre gonna kick ass in school, youāre gonna become the best teacher the worldās ever seen! youāre so talented and creative and such a handsome young man grandma mode and i swear you deserve nothing but love and greatnessĀ and hugs, those toowhich i will happily supply once we meet!!Ā god im gonna cuddle you half to death, get ready nerdi love you to the sun and back, with my whole heart, with my entire beING!! i hope you have an amazing day tomorrow baby!- your bestie @ivenakaloser so much for anonymous but i want you to see this becos i love you and if you dont im gonna yell at you to looK okay ily šĀ mmM- kind, affectionate, a sense of humor is attractive as heLL- witty, can totally roll with joke improv, uh- uHcan playā¦ an instrumentĀ or singim a band whore im sorrY MUSICIANS ARE ATTRACTIVE???? so attractive. omg-being a lil feminine?? yeAH- i think being kinda feminine is adorable :O!!Ā
š buy me stuffed animals or iced coffee and im yours forever babe
#oh fuck thats so long#I GOT!!! INTO IT!!#i never get to be so emotional on main:tm:#i just have so much love to give yo#liz peepsā¢#long post
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