#I hope i achieved it

[flos-obsessivus]

What if me and Lillian’s betrothed are in a secret relationship and then one day he just walks on me and her just locking lips 😈

WARNING: NSFW ish content under the cut, MDNI

Bad news everyone, unfortunately the princess doesn't want ya'll 😔

She is incredibly loyal to her future husband and will not be swayed with how hot and sexy you all are. I mean, you have Lilian, is that not enough? But I'll indulge in your fantasies this time.

If you do get caught making out with the princess, at first, his first instincts is to kill her, but then he remembers that he doesn't want force you to do anything you don't want, even if it causes him pain to see you with another person. And mainly because he wants to look good in front of you.

The second thing that he does is lock the door and pout at you until you invite him in your party of two. He would just stare at you both with a big hard on until you relent, he's a good boy so he won't force himself in with the both of you without your consent, even if the princess invites him in herself. He answers to you, and only you.

But this prince of yours is incredibly petty, once he slots in next to you, best believe it becomes a competition to see who makes you cum the best. I'm talking the two of them fighting over who gets to touch parts of your body first. And trust me when I say this, Lilian is an oral king!!! He'd be in between your legs first and he'd be there the longest. He'd be rutting onto the sheets while he does it, pre cum leaking and his dick twitching at each moan you let out.

The princess has no choice but to relent and focus on your chest and mouth. Though he does get very jealous that she gets to kiss you while he's down there drinking in your fluids, he's a very jealous and greedy boy. She's the type to dominate you so you'll probably be eating her out while Lilian is also down there licking and sucking.

Lilian may be the prince but he is so good at following commands when it comes to you, ride him, choke him, pound him until he passes out. He. Doesn't. Care. As long as you focus on him and only him, he'd do anything just to please you.

If you do command that he fuck his fiance in front of you, he'd do it with great reluctance, he wouldn't move as enthusiastically as he would if it was you he's fucking. And the whole time he would beg for you to touch him or kiss him or hold his hand, it doesn't matter as long as you are touching him in some way. If not, he's going to lock eyes with you the WHOLE TIME, even moaning out your name as he's inside the princess just to tempt you into replacing her.

Overall, expect competition over you and your pleasure.

[anuphim]

i totally didnt forget to add narinder's robe tassles in one of these what r u talking abt. u see nothing.

also sharing a mini no context illust for my au... :3

[pastelaeqy]

Had a cool dream and had to make it real

[artsarasp]

I will not make another joke about the meeting table because if I do so, I will give yqy a Pavlovian response to that table.

[morgan-n-cheese-91]

old Obi-Wan is so funny to me because his sass and overall bitchiness is like the last thing he's got and I'm so proud it survived the great depression of his 40s.

[phoenixkaptain]

I love it when pre Original Trilogy era shows how much effort went into making the Death Star. It took decades, literal decades, and it took so much money and so many people and it was such a secretive thing and it’s staffed by millions because it’s the size of a small moon.

I cannot express how much all of the added information makes it so much funnier that Luke blew it up.

Luke destroys literally everything Palpatine built. He blows up the Death Star, which was referenced in universe as early as the second movie. He blew up the weapon of mass destruction twenty years in the making. And he blew it up pretty much directly after it’s first and only successful attack. It was operational for fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes that Palpatine had the thing he’d been building for longer than Luke has been alive, and Luke blows it up. First day retirement, but first hour retirement.

Luke convinces Darth Vader to turn back to the light side, a feat thought literally impossible by literally everybody. Sidious clearly doesn’t see Vader’s betrayal coming. Vader’s betrayal was not in his plans, nor was it something he was prepared for. Sidious is a powerful Force user with all four limbs while Vader is a man in the tin can Palpatine put him in. If Palpatine had seen Vader turning coming, he would not have allowed it to happen.

Luke literally should not even be alive. Palpatine almost definitely got Padme out of the way on purpose, and he almost certainly was trying for her unborn child as well (there was way too big of a risk that a cute liddol bebe would bring some humanity back to Anakin, and Palpatine did not want Anakin to have any humanity) Luke living is literally the first step in Palpatine’s ultimate downfall, especially once Vader finds out that Luke is his son. His very alive son. His son that is not dead, despite Palpatine claiming Anakin killed Padme. Implying that Anakin killed Padme and she posthumously gave birth. But, she didn’t give birth on Mustafar, which was the last place Anakin interacted with her. And once the mother dies, you have to get those fuckers out fast or they die too.

I imagine Darth Vader piecing all of this together is that meme with all the math floating around his head, because how could Padme have died by his hand and then given birth like two hours later?

Luke killing Palpatine is what ultimately leads to the dissolution of the Empire as an omnipotent entity. Luke killed the Empire. Luke spends a good amount of his adult life killing Empire remnants. We see that in the Mandalorian, since he’s so recognizable that Gideon immediately knows he’s fucked just by seeing an X-wing. We read it in Legends’ continuity, where Luke terrifies Imperials because he can walk into their changing room and stand in their for a minute and they don’t even notice.

Luke destroyed Palpatine’s life’s work. Everything Palpatine spent his whole life working towards, and Luke kills all of it. He blows up not one, but two Death Stars (he may not have pulled the trigger on the second Death Star, but without him, it never would have been destroyed). He convinces not one, but multiple Sith and Dark Jedi to return from the Dark Side. He is the only reason that Obi-Wan Kenobi, the biggest pain in Palpatine’s ass ever born, lives long enough to make it to the Death Star.

Palpatine went through so much effort. And just when he had finally won, when he finally had a weapon capable of destroying entire planets with a single blast, making it impossible for any planets or peoples to go against him, Luke shows up nineteen years late to the Jedi party with space Starbucks and a droid twice his age and almost singlehandedly destroys everything Palpatine ever had a hand in creating.

Luke manages to become even worse than Obi-Wan Kenobi, the ultimate thorn in the side of politicians, and Luke doesn’t even understand any politics. He wasn’t trained in diplomacy like Obi-Wan and Leia, no, he’s a farmboy who left home for the first time in his entire life, just this morning. And he is the one to destroy the Empire.

If they rewrote Star Wars and had it entirely from Palpatine’s perspective, Luke Skywalker would be his greatest foe. Luke Skywalker would be the final boss. Luke Skywalker is the antithesis of everything Palpatine believes in and he is the one character that Palpatine cannot predict. He isn’t as moldable as Anakin, he doesn’t respond to threats very well, he’s apparently impossible to kill via Force lightning (still the funniest scene of all times, the progression of Palpatine’s face falling and him looking like “what the fuck??? Is this kid rubber??? I’ve electrocuted him eight times???”), his unwavering faith in his father’s goodness makes Darth Vader want to be a better person, Luke Skywalker is the big bad of Palpatine’s story and—

There is nothing in this world that is funnier than someone’s biggest antagonist being Luke fucking Skywalker. Luke Skywalker, who saved the galaxy with the power of love and who shouldn’t exist, by Jedi rules and by Palpatine’s own attempts, and whose best friends are literally droids, which Palpatine canonically hates!

Everything about this is hilarious, this is the funniest thing in all of media, Palpatine loses absolutely everything to some backwater farmboy who fucking likes droids.

[hardwiredd]

and i said “that's not a metal box that's my wife!”

[shkika]

and then the memories is all you have

[fairydrowning]

"But there is a clarity about September. On clear days, the sun seems brighter, the sky more blue, the white clouds take on marvelous shapes; the moon is a wonderful apparition, rising gold, cooling to silver; and the stars are so big."

– Faith Baldwin, Evening Star

[pinkprincessminki]

and no matter what ATINY will always be by ATEEZ side 🤍

[missescalientee]

The past JD ex's who got back together with him club. I feel like they'd have a lot to talk about

Freesia is @zivazivc

[martyryo]

something something the ways of the miracle

[shalom-iamcominghome]

I've been doing a lot of reflection as of late, especially after this past class.

This past class was about the Torah and Tanakh in general, and the way the rabbi talked about the commandments (specifically the ten commandments) has made me really reflect on how I interpret them, specifically the fifth commandment, or honoring your mother and father.

This is a commandment I have wrestled with for a long time - in fact, it brought me away from g-d at multiple times. I was severely abused when I was incredibly young by my mother, and I used to feel insulted at the implication that I were to honor her while she got to live a better life. It was hypocritical, in my eyes.

But this rabbi surmised that this particular commandment was because parenthood is an act of creation, something that is like the g-d from which we come from. My realization is this: I don't think we're necessarily meant to take even these commandments literally.

I this particular commandment is more of a call to honor creation - creation is a gift, and like any gift, many people simply will not like it and will discard it. The person who abused me created me, but she did not honor creation. She didn't honor me, but I can still honor it.

I have started to honor creation much more. I'm too young, too unstable, not mature enough to be a father (though I fantasize about it), but I create all the time. I create relationships, I create with my hands through crochet. I create memories, I create my world. And I can honor who I am and where I came from that made me who I am. I've been learning one of the mother tongues of my family (Italian, since part of my family originates there) and it was judaism that inspired me to do this.

I don't think g-d wants me to honor my abuser. I think He wants me to remember the Holy action of creation. When I am a father, that act of creation will be Holy, and indeed, I am already joyful about the thought.

I have seen many people struggle with this particular commandment, but I think this perspective helps me personally. I don't think I ever have to forgive my abusers (plural), and I don't think I am commanded to simply because they happened to be family. I am commanded to recognize the holy, to elevate the mundane. In doing so, I will remember g-d. Through creation, I honor g-d and everything he has done for us, for me, and for our collective people.

[spiderziege]

kings and clocks and stories

inspired by @bellshazes Realisa Onum

[magicshop]

his smile could cure the world ♡ [for @morshiberna ♡]

cr. 0613data

[xmascritter]

As we danced in the night, remember

How the stars stole the night away, oh, yeah

bonus party reaction beneath cut:

you can tell which image I had put more effort into, lmao sorry