#I headcannon Captain Marvel to be 8'3
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weepingfishturtledragon · 1 year ago
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Flash: Hey Cap, why don't you drink?
Cap: What come on, I'm a little guy! I can't drink alcohol.
Flash: What are you talking about? You're enormous!
Cap: You know what I mean, I'm like little.
Flash: You're like 8 feet tall, you're a monster!
Cap: But inside I'm small. I can't do all the things all the bigger guys do.
Flash: ???
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