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Movie Lestat: broke boy looking for a rich husband.
TV show Lestat: rich man looking for a trophy husband.
#lestat de lioncourt#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#I am just starting this#I haven’t read the books#I watched the show and then watched the movie#and when movie Lestat said “’burn everything WE own’ I started cackling#WE#WHO IS THIS WE LESTAT#you moved into this guys house and was like ‘umm I’m your husband now what you own I own’#meanwhile show Lestat is RICH and will give Louis anything he wants#bc he is obsessed with him#and I love both
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BRB gonna get into making edits so I can make an Armand x Daniel edit to XXX
#I haven’t read the books#I don’t even particularly care about the ship#but I love this show and nobody can stop me#iwtv#interview with the vampire
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Fellas the ableism in The Witcher makes me want to set fire to shit
#I respect only Triss#tbf I’m talking abt the tv show#I haven’t read the books#maybe they’re better?#the Witcher
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The way Brigerton s3 has a lot of choices worthy of criticizing, but the generally insane homophobia of book fans makes me want to clutch it to my chest and shout it’s praises to the heavens as perfect untouchable media! Yes, every single choice was PERFECT I loved EVERY change YES even that one!!
#what do you mean changing the gender of a love interest undermines the entire story???#do you fucking hear yourselves???#brigerton#brigerton s3#homophobic ass fan base#I hope they find other characters to change the gender on just to piss you off more#I haven’t read the books#but I hope Sophie is now a man#Looking it up#Sophie was historically a male name#but guarantee you they would be totally okay with an MM pairing#but they real at the idea of the autistic girl being queer#give me a fucking break
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Was looking for a book today when I saw these various animal books all on the same shelf and noticed their titles made a nice little impromptu poem about veterinary medicine
#for the record I haven’t read any of these so I can’t recommend them#but the titles are fun#poetry#books#vetblr
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Huevember day 4: The Penitent
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O corse of the Locked Tomb, I have loved thee all my life, with mine whole soul, and with mine whole strength. I would to God that I find grace in thy eyes. Destroy me according to thy word, for I love thee. ✨⚔️💀⚔️✨
#huevember#huevember 2023#the locked tomb#the locked tomb fanart#harrowhark nonagesimus#harrow the ninth#alecto the ninth#nona the ninth#gideon the ninth#tlt fanart#tlt#tlt harrow#tlt alecto#floweroflaurelin art#giving Harrow the biggest wettest eyes#I’m just glad I finally finished a locked tomb painting!! more to come this month (probably)#I haven’t read anything new since these books I just keep rereading them instead#I understand this is a common problem lol
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It’s been clear that the Tanizakis aren’t siblings from the very beginning
here’s some evidence now that it’s been confirmed canon…
everyone who’s read irl Tanizaki’s book knew that Junichiro & Naomi weren’t siblings as soon as they introduced themselves
BUT just because the Tanizakis aren’t siblings doesn’t mean you can’t feel uncomfortable about them. if you feel uncomfortable, GOOD. that’s exactly what they want
the Tanizakis, Mori— they all use these disturbing ruses to disarm or distract people in order to protect themselves, or to accomplish their goals. this is a writing device that asagiri commonly employs as a way to parallel the irl literature (it’s actually ingenious)
there are 4 main indicators that have always made it clear to me that Junichiro & Naomi are not siblings:
1. most obviously— their character designs. Harukawa is extremely intentional with character designs, & she very intentionally made Naomi & Junichiro look nothing alike
their eye shapes are purposely different
their color palettes are contrasting
even their differing styles of clothing have meaning
this was all done so that the audience could PLAINLY see that they’re not related— so that WE know that they’re lying when they say they ARE related
2. how the people around them respond to their act.
the general reaction is “don’t question it”— which is exactly what they want. “be distracted by how uncomfortable you feel so that you look away from what we’re hiding” (this is likely a protective measure)
3. most importantly, this is meant to parallel irl Tanizaki’s book “Naomi,” where the main character Joji picks up Naomi to raise her into his ideal woman, but since she's so young (& a minor) they call each other cousins (Joji makes no sexual advances on young Naomi btw)
however, his plan backfires because when Naomi gets older & they get married, she flips the script on him & manipulates HIM so that he's under her thumb (which is why bsd Tanizaki is at a domineering Naomi's mercy). Joji let her have her way because of his masochistic tendencies
4. lastly is the emphasis that Asagiri and the Tanizakis themselves put on calling each other siblings.
over & over, it’s “my brother this” & “my sister that”
like they’re desperately trying to convince us that it’s true (“don’t let your lying eyes deceive you”)
here are just a few of many examples from the light novels…
again, if you’ve read “Naomi” you knew that Junichiro & Naomi weren’t siblings as soon as they introduced themselves
just like if you’ve read irl Mori’s works, it’s clear that bsd Mori isn’t a pedophile
just like if you’ve read No Longer Human you know that Dazai’s an unreliable narrator. he makes you think he’s a bad person bc he believes he’s a bad person, but those around him see him differently (btw this doesn’t mean he’s never done anything “bad,” though bsd isn’t about morality— but that’s another discussion)
anyway, i’m so excited for the Tanizakis backstory to be revealed so that we can better understand why they use this defense!!
also let this be a reminder to READ THE LITERATURE if you’re able to!! even reading synopses & analyses of the coordinating books makes bsd make much more sense 🥹
reminder that this how you’re supposed to react while reading bsd:
also, if you’re interested in a post explaining how Mori isn’t a pedo, i wrote this analysis on twt. OR you can read this document that one of my moots sent me (remember: analyzing a character does NOT mean you condone any actions they may or may not commit!)
#i hope this makes sense. i’ve had this in the drafts for months but was too scared to post it#i’m hoping now that it’s confirmed canon there won’t be as much backlash ^^’ pls be kind#darcy this is for you… i hope you like it :’)#also full disclosure i haven’t been able to read all of Naomi yet. mostly synopses & analyses. so don’t take my summary of the book as law#also hopefully now people won’t ignore the Tanizakis anymore!! not only are they so interesting. they’re also just fun characters#Naomi is so underrated & intelligent. i need more of her teaming up with Dazai#rambling about bsd again#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd meta#bsd analysis#bsd tanizaki#bsd naomi#naomi tanizaki#tanizaki junichirou#tanizaki siblings#bsd 118
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#inspired by that book poll#I haven’t read that much this year (I’m on book 13) but I have watched a lot of movies soooo take this#also sorry if these buckets are insane I’m letterboxd pilled so I don’t know what the normal amount of movies to watch is#I’m up to 126 right now 👍#movies
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this skk trc au is probably my most self indulgent artwork to date. If this sounds confusing, random, and very niche. It is! You can check out this post for more info on what the hell this au is about (I fear it’s not getting less confusing tho!) or you can read The Raven Cycle 👍
#bungou stray dogs#bsd#soukoku#skk#bsd fanart#bsd dazai#osamu dazai#bsd chuuya#chuuya nakahara#I started this in December but I haven’t touched it in months (until I started working through my wips recently)#it shoved me back into the trc trenches and I took a break from drawing to read the first book again. now that it’s finally finished I’m#gonna read the rest 🥰 also my gf finally started trc 🫶 now I can finally talk to them about Oda = Noah in this au#guess which of these panels were drawn in December (3 finished and lineart for one) and which ones I drew recently
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fuck it owl au
#my art#fanart#razias shadow#guardians of gahoole#i haven’t read the owl books yet but I plan to#I can’t draw owl yet but I���ll learn#this is actually ancient art I just only polished it recently oughh#Spider cw#blood cw
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It hasn’t even been a full year and I already have three owl statues to sit ominously around my Stardew Valley farm…
Have I pleased the owls somehow? Do the bird gods look fondly upon me? Is it because I shower my chickens with love and affection?
I am constantly out at night running around and seeing owls fly across my screen because I lose track of time. I am broke because I only sell two jars of mayo a day and keep all of my eggs for no reason and get distracted foraging around the whole map. I didn’t even craft a glow ring until late summer because I forgot they exist. I am an absolute disaster farmer.
How the heck did I get the luck for this to happen…
#stardew farmer#stardew valley#stardew fanart#stone owl statue#stardew valley farmer#I haven’t even gotten a meteor yet#there’s been an owl every season thus far#it would be hilarious if another one showed up in winter#my past reading the Ga’Hoole books come back to haunt me…
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The way Armand is the only one whose accent change is noticeable through the years because he doesn’t know who he is. The way it is always flawless because he is so good at adapting. The way he probably deliberately lost his French accent because it reminded him too much of Paris. SCREAMING CRYING.
#free my man#he did nothing wrong#armand#the vampire armand#iwtv#amc iwtv#interview with the vampire#i haven’t read the books/seen the movies so if i’m wrong#forgive me
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Fun fact: according to the ultimate guide, apparently it’s very common for children of Hephaestus to have acrophobia (fear of heights) due to the whole “their dad got tossed off Mount Olympus as a baby”-thing.
Now, isn’t it so interesting how that was never a problem for Leo…
I think we could have so much fun with this for Valgrace purposes. Either actually have Leo have that fear of heights and slowly unlearn it because he realizes Jason will always be there to catch him if he falls.
Or. Make it so that it’s just never been a thing for him at all. (Maybe the Fates decided with the whole “storm or fire”-prophecy and him needing to defeat Gaia, having him be afraid of heights would be a little inconvenient. Maybe Hera made him unlearn it as a child, since she’s the reason children of Hephaestus usually have that fear.) Either way, none of Leo’s siblings understand the inherent comfort he feels in the air. The excitement he feels over fixing Festus and attaching his wings. The way he grins when he feels the wind against his face as he’s falling, knowing he’s going to be okay even before Jason slams into him, holding him fast.
#Disclaimer: that’s one of the companion books I actually haven’t read I got this off the wiki#Also I’m convinced this is not based on anything thematic at all and just another addition to the grand series of rrverse continuity errors#However. I think we can and should use it for fun#valgrace#leo valdez#heroes of olympus#hoo#jason grace#leo x jason#jason x leo#The lost hero#Leo pjo
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we got robot yaoi and yuri in the same month guys we’re winning
#transformers one#the wild robot#so y’all saw that scene too right#I haven’t seen the movie yet for the wild robot but I did read the books#also guys please I’m gonna start dragging people through the dirt and back to watch transformers one#transformers#GUYS I’M SERIOUS I DESPERATELY NEED THE TRILOGY RIGHT THIS SECOND WHY IS IT FLOPPING SO HARD
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Robin!Jason Todd tried secretly listening to an audiobook one night because crime was super slow and there was a stakeout and he had to keep an eye on everything, but it’s boring.
It worked out well, so he starts doing it more often.
Sometimes he doesn’t get the chance to turn it off or tune it out during a fight, so he then sometimes ends up reacting to the book out loud involuntarily, like saying “what?!” and “no!” in front of bad guys.
It still goes on for another couple weeks until Batman figured out what’s been going on and bans audiobooks on patrols.
(Jason still does it during stakeouts. It’s not patrol)
#inspired by me reading ‘’the school for whatnots’’ and I keep reacting out loud every few chapters#I swear it’s a middle school age book but I haven’t reacted this much out loud to a book since ‘’Lunar Chronicles’’#and I didn’t even really SAY anything OUT LOUD#I would stop in my tracks though so I’m counting it#both books have blown my mind so much#jason todd#robin jason todd#batfam#batfam headcanons#batman#the school for whatnots
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Dru and Ash from the TLKOF chapter
#I haven’t read the chapter yet but I saw this part and thought it was cute#me when my crush doesn’t remember seeing me once three years ago#ash with his cunty crown 🙏#dru blackthorn#drusilla blackthorn#ash morgenstern#the last king of faerie#the wicked powers#twp#the shadowhunter chronicles#tsc#tsc fanart#art#artist#artwork#digital art#digital artist#drawing#fanart#digital artwork#book#digital drawing#cassandra clare#tlkof#tlkof spoilers#tlkof fanart#shadowhunters#book art#my art#artists on tumblr
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