#I have other merch that arrived b4 this and other that will arrive I think this week or next week fndbdndbd

[einsatzzz]

it's friday!!! after this it's holiday break for me, so i wanna be a bit more positive. tho i'm pretty sure i might just go straight to sleep later after work bc my energy is so spent, ive just been holding on and barely keeping myself tgt the last few days lmao ANYWAY!!!!!

a serotonin boost package arrived the other day hehehe i'm so happy ☺️☺️☺️💜💜💜 just like the rest of the merch that have been arriving lately, idk yet where i'll put them 🤣🤣🤣 but im letting them stay in my work desk for the rest of the week for now. hibari pls give me strength!

these cute little guys (+my cutie girl chrome) came with him too! they'll be staying in my desk as well 🥰🥰🥰 - unless my brother swoops in to take the mukuros hahahaha

i rlly need to set up a some kind of general khr x khre shrine dmbdmdbdnd i keep saying there's no space in my room anymore, but maybe...just maybe if there's a will there's a way??!! maybe i can MAKE the space or smth???? 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣

[anonymoushouseplantfan]

Here’s a Q: what is PH’s purpose? I get the sense he spent the last yrs talking to his PR ppl, going to the gym, and chasing MM. PW and Kate have the king thing looming- but what do the next 2-20 yrs look like for MM and PH? Will they be waking up, sending nonsense dispatches from their own Grown Up Desks, & going to the gym b4 going out on the town? I don’t see them having kids bc then they couldn’t devote all their time to their vacuous existences. Saving up 1 Q/wk for u if ur busier! (1/2)

(2/2) last thing: I’m surprised at how the more I see the more pity I feel for them: the tacky ring, PH unable to form sentences, her Deal or No Deal pose in the Diana garden & the broken strap on her dumpy sandals (thanks hi-res photos!), CLASSY GIRL (??!!), the way her family has such distance from her. When it was all bracelets and peonies I was jealous, but now that you see behind the curtain and all the EFFORT that went into this charade... how can I feel bad for these rich monsters??

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On (1). I think you’re right and that is why this Brangelina thing is so attractive to him. He knows he will be irrelevant in a couple of years and he thinks this guarantees him the kind of press his mum got post-divorce. I disagree on the kids thing. I think they will definitely have kids and will likely adopt too.

On (2). I wasn’t even jealous of the peonies and bracelets. I loved Kate’s upper middle class lifestyle with the boarding schools, stone houses, St. Andrews, and Sloaney clothes. That’s the kind of Mallory Towers crap I eat up.

When this girl showed up with her Soho House one-night-stands, glamour shots, and pleather pants, I was just confused. She clearly thought that this was an exciting, aspirational lifestyle, but it wasn’t. It’s the same Real Housewives faux-glam Hollywood has been feeding us since the Kardashians arrived.

But you’re absolutely right about the charade part. 

She couldn’t even get her shoes cleaned before her big photo-op, and she had to merch her facial. She was poignantly thrilled with her chair-humping Vanity Fair pics, and she’s on the phone with US Weekly every other day. She’s crashing all the family events, and turning them into tacky photo-ops. Jess is on People and WWD bragging about all the fashion merch she’s shipping to Nott Cott. This woman is selling sunglasses for heaven’s sake. Where’s the glamour in that?

That’s one of the reasons why I find this so entertaining. Yes, Emily Andrews, write another article about Meghan’s “glamorous” Toronto Trash Pack and Soho House Squad. Please, People Mag, tell me more about Meghan’s “stylish” bathrobe coat (40% off at your local mall https://www.express.com/clothing/women/premium-wool-blend-belted-peacoat/pro/08943448/cat3170002/color/SOFT%20IVORY) and scuffed Aquazzura shoes. Thank you for all the articles about her “Love It or List It” Toronto fixer-upper. It’s not like I can tune in to HGTV any given weekend and see dozens of  Canadian accountant couples buying houses just like that one.

Where’s the glamour? I don’t see any glamour.