#I have not slept yet

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

Yeah

[ohjeeztrains]

Have a James scribble

[evandalist-in-gotham]

if you ended up becoming a rouge what do you think you would be because honestly i think i would be the annoying kind of rouge yk the one who doesnt cause a shitton of harm but just a thorn in batman's side or something like that. like condiment king

[mollusken]

Rewatching ACOFAF so I'm about to reblog an ungodly amount of ACOFAF fan art okay

[takami-takami]

It's seven am.

[wazzuppy]

but anyways yeah. happy 18th birthday to me!!!

[maxmayfieldirl]

Don't imagine Max not making it and don't imagine El crying hysterically as she apologizes to everyone for killing her

[this-nightmare-doesnt-exist-yet]

The way it's worded and considering who said it, makes it feel like the child is subtly implied to not have been theirs prior to being found.

Like the old and mostly forgotten law that the person who finds a lost child can become the new guardian if nobody shows up for them in thirty minutes. Like the five second rule of stray children, made before orphanages and foster care systems were commonplace.

It doesn't automatically exclude you from being a good parent but it is a highly questionable way of acquiring a child. It also depends on how long the kid was left unattended before adopting them.

Any time prior to being found is instantly re-contextualized as the kid being their kid just prior to being known as their child. Claimed based off of a destination rather than the journey they took to get there.

This might not have been the intended conclusion but it is a conclusion that can potentially be made.

I’m being made fun of in the group chat for this tweet :(

[legalownerofufoemoji]

Oh yeah baby its time

*listens to rhe same 2 songs on loop while daydreaming*

[tadfools]

You guys are commenting on the fics you read right? You’re at least leaving kudos on the Astarion smut and the pairs that have less than 20 fics for them too? You’re bookmarking stories you really like that are still being updated and ones that haven’t been touched in over a year right?

You know that even the smallest interactions are like cocaine to fic writers right? You understand how important a string of emoji hearts left behind on a chapter at three am is right?? Right????

You’re treating AO3 like a community and not a content factory….right?

[technowings]

Why, in the year of 2023, do printers still use that fuckin' special USB connector

Switch that shit to USB c or make it so the wifi connection actually works

[nervousmonolith]

Another beautiful day of not calculating quadratic equations

[alter-ego-cole]

Me when the *honk* mimimimi..

[mostlikelyshutup]

cant wait for two days from now when finals are over

[countess-of-edessa]

the world is so fucked up and i can't help but think the damage is irreparable when i see people talking about how unusual and prudish it is to wait six to ten dates before having sex with someone. ten dates??? roughly like twenty five hours of interaction????? ten old timer burgers and mango iced teas from chilis equals sex?????? the possibility of pregnancy, STDs, emotional devastation, lifelong consequences, not to mention just straight up the possibility of getting murdered, with a STRANGER you have hung out with for maybe like two months???? and that's a LONG TIME???? and if you feel weird about that and don't want to do that that makes you NOT HETEROSEXUAL????? THATS AN ORIENTATION???? BECAUSE ITS SO OUTSIDE OF THE NORM OF HUMAN BEHAVIOR ????? i hate all of you i hate you i hate you i hate you every day i hate and I hate and I hate you

[aenslem]

insane