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Canon non-compliant AU in which the "hundreds blessed" were blessed by "Ancients", powerful gods whose domains are written into the fabric of the universe itself (think Mystic Seller level of godhood), and Shamura and Kallamar were among the first mortals born in this world and were literally born before Death itself came into being in this world. Narinder, who is the physical embodiment of Death and one of these Ancients, became attached to his mortal family and chose to bless them, but after thousands and thousands of years of the Crowns chipping away at their mortality and sanity they finally succumbed to corruption and Narinder realized too late, ending up sealed away before he can even try to undo it.
Oh, and the red Crown is actually a fragment of Narinder's soul he managed to convince Chemach to make, so he would look like a normal Bishop like his siblings. Only the five of them, plus the birds, knew he wasn't a Bishop at all. Makes the war that happened a little unfair but, y'know, Narinder would burn the world down for his family.
You can see where I started to get really tired drawing this lol it's 3 am I need to sleep.
#justa arts#sketch#comic#I have no idea what to call this AU#but I like the idea of Narinder being the embodiment of Death itself#He still calls the Lamb a vessel but they are a god#they just haven't realized yet that they're a chosen blessed of the only Ancient who remained in their world#all the others left to their own world after they lost the war lol#Mystic popped back in bc Narinder and his chosen were causing problems for it specifically#cotl Narinder#cotl Shamura#idk if any of this makes sense if you have questions feel free to ask i just. need to sleep
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hey would anyone care for this ena inspired sun moon au thing that's not really an au
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ignore the weird drawings and my hands making into the pic. focus on the cool ones!!! will colour them soon once i have them figured out and once my phone have some space (lord please help me my phone is DYING from the lack of storage)
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Ok, but imagine the absolute states of Prima's & Predaking's kids. Being part OG Thirteen & part Predacon is a... volatile combination. (The sparklings have Godzilla-like laser breath, & it's so powerful it damages their frames, forcing them to limit their use of it.) And that's not getting into the responsibilities they might have/ are expected to deal with when they're older. I would probably crack under pressure if my parents were The Firstborn Son of God & the Dragon-King of the Wilds.
Prima is too busy being Uncle Dad to a new generation of sparked mecha via Megatronus and Solus fruitful coupling and building a stable civilization, which makes sense between Megatronus' wanderlust and Solus' workaholic mode in her workshop at the core of a volano.
That was already a huge learning curve for everyone: trying to raise tiny, helpless things compared to fully formed mecha like themselves that simply sprung into Being.
And food. Food on a large scale is very important, especially for the little mortals.
#ask#zoomerinaboomercostume#transformers#transformer prime#tfp#prima#megatronus prime#solus prime#bitlets#sparklings#maccadam#my thoughts#i have no idea what to call this au
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Zane won't immediately catch up on them being evil and will hang around until Monstrox zaps him for asking too many questions
#idek what I'm doing i just thought these two might be besties#ninjago#nexo knights#i have no idea what to call this au#uuuuuh#crossover au#blue's doodles
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I SAID I HAD MORE AND I MENT IT. if you have no idea what im talking about, go check out my first post :3
basic idea tho is that Ford picked up and adopted a fellow dimension traveler who happens to be a unicorn durning his 30 years on the other side of the portal. Thier name is Linked Hopps, also know as just Link or Hopper
close ups and more lore shall be placed below the cut since i really went off the charts
spiderman meme, Hopper definitely picked up some habits and more from ford. she looks up to him and mimics his style
speaking of style heres a full outfit! fully equipped with a saddle bag full of goodies, a pair of glasses that probably have a shit ton of useful features. (she doesnt actually need them to see after all) straps on her back legs that are full of weapons and useful items. the uh necklace isn't supposed to be a necklace but rather part of a hood with a little clip to the corner bit.
oooo color yay, so a bit of backstory. Link here had a cracked horn. happened when she was about 5 or 6ish?(age isnt really set in stone but it happened before discovering her talent) and it makes doing painful and veryyy difficult. with the help of ford the two mange to make some enchanted rings that focuses her magic and aids the pain of doing so. its not a full fix what so ever but she can at least levitate stuff if needed. if she uses it too much the pain will get unbearable and she may pass-out. in emergencies Link has full on yoinked Ford out of danger. in fact its probably by doing exactly this that the two of them were able to get to through the portal at the same time(i will elaborate more on that with another post later)
now, let's talk about those scars, huh? link here had the joy of landing right into the perfect spot within the fallout universe to wind up suckered into new vegas' old world blues DLC. why? bc i love that series and can do whatever i want. Link's portals tend to lead her to completely random places and worlds. after getting a better handle on how her poition portals work, Link is able to somewhat reliable hop back to previous places shes been to. Oh nearly forgot, the way those special poitions work is a combination of her haywire magic, a mixture of ingredients(major changing factor on where she ends up), and a dash of her own blood.
cute family photo! probably taken after officially adopting Hopper. though i have no idea how officially they could have done it since neither of them have proper ids or their birth certificates. ijdwijwdj maybe they forged it?? yea they forged it XD
cute and silly photo of Ford holding Hopper like i hold my cats from time to time. i messed up on the anatomy for Link's lower half tho so just ignore that 🙃
this i would place as not long after the two first meeting and deciding to travel together. Ford took her on as an "apprentice" and taught her everything he could. Hopper was at max 10 or 11 years old when they discovered/got lost in the multiverse and for Funzies ill place the time of meeting at around 12 or 13. parallels and all that.
anddd lastly a Stand alone Ford pic. mostly did this one as practice but am really happy with how it came out
#man this took way longer to write out than i had thought it would#also pss pss my ask box is open if anyone is curious about this#i have no idea what to call this au#can it wven be called an au?#i think so at least#gravity falls oc#gravity falls#stanford pines#gravity falls stanford#mlp oc#long post#under the cut at least lol#my art#{original post here}#oc: Linked Hopps#gravity falls au
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every once in a while I think about the kirby au I made where anime exclusive characters are heavily modified to fit within game canon
and I just gotta say. making tiff and tuff and their parents fairies is probably my biggest brained decision yet
#I have no idea what to call this au#so for now the tag will be#unnamed kirby au#capri rambles#not putting this in the main tags sorry#send me an ask or message me if you want to know more about this au ig#I don't really have much for it rn tho and I probably won't work on it much#since celesta knight is constantly in my brain#I know I said I wouldn't talk about it at all but. sometimes the brainworms come y'know?
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Life's Mockery
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#I have....so many ideas about this...#Inspired by handyman au? But i might do a different approach :D#hopefully i can draw them before my motivation runs out 😭😭#gravity falls#au#idk what to call it yet#bill cipher#axolotl#theraprism#comic#my art#also no more mascara privileges for bill#post-theraprism au
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What if Fiddleford wasn’t the one that went mad? Part 2
#my art#gravity falls ford#gravity falls au#gravity falls#stanford pines#ford pines#I need a name for this AU but I have NO IDEA what to name it ngl#going to call this the Kook Ford AU because he’s the town kook#why do I actually suck at naming AUs#Town Kook Ford AU
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did anyone order the uuuuh fucked up horny bubbline au
#fionna and cake#bubbline#vampire world bubbline#? I have no idea what people are calling this au tell me if you know!#f#I watched fionna and cake the other day and the vamp world ep did unspeakable things to my psyche#I might draw more when I have time
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Hii! I'm very happy to see that my body swap comic was so well received, so here's a little something as a thanks for all the support <3
I'm excited to keep sharing my drawings, I hope you like what I make!
#Aand that's how Rulie ended up insisting on keeping Lege's bag lol#They're besties your honor. He wouldn't trust his entire inventory to anyone else xD#This time I had less pages to worry about so I hope this feels a bit less rushed. I'm still figuring this out tho#I also need to learn how to properly draw them bc this has been a struggle lmao#Hyrule's also stressed about the situation he's just been doing a bit of a better job at hiding it lul#Oh they don't know what's coming <3.#Anyways it feels so wrong to draw “Hyrule” with a scowl 😭#I like drawing his hair mirrored specially since it helps make it more different from Legends but it's so hard to draw it from the long side#This is a mess I have no idea what to call them#I confuse myself sometimes while making these lmao#lu legend#lu hyrule#linked universe#lu fanart#body swap au#Ig I'll tag it like that#offmozzart#I thought about kinda spreading all my ideas over time so as to no overdo it so quick ig (+not going crazy over drawing the same characters)#but rn I'm excited to draw them out so I need to take advantage of that
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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 1: Dread on Arrival
(Part 2)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#jiang fengmian#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Yungmeng Jiang Training Arc AU#MDZS AU#The AU name for this idea is something I am 100% willing to change if someone has a better one.#There will be at least 2-3 more comics so *please*. Ideas and feedback welcome.#The core idea behind this AU is that LWJ goes to study with the Yunmeng Jiang sect instead of JC and WWX going to Cloud Recess#But why? Well I imagine Lan Xichen set it up to give LWJ a challenge (more social than skill based) and LWJ rose to it (begrudgingly)#Sort of a 'You've mastered so many Lan techniques but Other Sects have styles that are worth learning.' set up.#Lan Qiren agrees mostly on the basis that...well it's LWJ. Yunmeng Jiang is unruly but LWJ is beyond that riff-raff. He'll rise above it.#This is the story of a boy who thrives on routine and rules spending time in a place that is his apparent antithesis.#Also it is so warm there. He is used to it being cold and what do you MEAN just take off some of my layers?#I just want to see him struggle and flail in many situations. And get him in Jiang Purple. Is that so wrong of me?#(Soaking wet JC is part of my 'JC was born to swim; forced to hold a sword' agenda. Do not remove him from the water)#((Politeness notes: JFM would *not* call LWJ 'lan wangji' nor would LWJ be vocally impolite to a sect leader.))
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Late, I know, but Ghostfuckers at large and Blitz’s outfit in particular rewired my brain, so, here's some of my favourite shots with them as humans!
(Yes it's all Millie and Blitz because I've loved them since the beginning)
#ive done a lot of these now#and i still have no idea what to call them#they're not straight up drawings because they're traced#but they're not just edits because I do draw them completely#and I add a lot of stuff#idk#helluva boss#helluva boss fanart#ghostfuckers#blitzø buckzo#helluva boss blitzø#helluva blitzo#blitzo helluva boss#millie#helluva boss millie#millie helluva boss#helluva human au#human au#helluva boss human au#hellaverse human au#my art
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more inanimate liam content . If you even care
#inanimate LIAM 💜#oj ii#fan ii#liam hfjone#inanimate insanity#hfjone#i dont know what to call this AU rip#i have ideas and it would be very easy to Release them on procreate#but i love whiteboard fox you can rip my whiteboard out of my cold dead hands.
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Blood Blossom Au: Baby's First Commissioner Meeting :)
TL:DR This Post: Danny (orphan) gets poisoned with blood blossom extract by Vlad. He runs away from him and ends up under the care of one Pre-Robin Battinson Batman! Starry is loudly pushing her batdad agenda.
(Also known as "Late At Night, When The Nightingale Sings" on my ao3!)
This was a fun rough idea I've been sitting on for weeks, thinking about how Commissioner Gordon and Nightingale's first meeting might go.
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Commissioner Gordon likes to think that he's adjusting to the new normal of Gotham very well, -- the new normal being grown men running around dressed like bats, in military-grade strength body armor, committing acts of vigilantism, -- and slowly, little by little, he was no longer being surprised when this new normal pops up out of the shadows like the world's most terrifying daisy. His shaving lifespan thanks him for it.
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The kid is a surprise though.
Granted, he seemed to be a surprise to the Bat too.
There's been a string of murders lately, -- which, in Gotham, is kind of like saying there's been another storm during monsoon season. And there's just been another; in some dilapidated building down in south Gotham, with the broken, boarded-up windows and mildew-crawling walls to match. The victim is a man in his thirties, multiple gunshot wounds to the chest, left in the center of the room for the blood to pool out around him.
The place is already secured when he arrives, the building swarmed with officers and the forensic detectives. The Bat emerges shortly after he does -- or, he might've been here the whole time, hiding someplace dark and shadowy. For his own sanity, Gordon doesn't think about it too hard.
The kid is a surprise, and he appears like a bolt of lightning.
He shows up in the middle of a conversation Gordon is having with the Bat.
A whistle, sharp and loud, slicing through the air, meant for open air rather than a confined space. Gordon's ears pierce and protest the sound, and the solemn, murmured chatter floating through the room abruptly cuts off like the swing of a gavel. As he turns towards the sound -- as they all do -- he swears, up and down, that he sees Batman's shoulders jump, just slightly.
At the source, perched on the window, is a boy. A boy in a gray-blue scarf and an oversized black hoodie, one that hangs off his frame and has ace bandages wrapped around the wrists in some attempt to cinch the sleeves. The hood is up, big like the rest of it, and threatens to swallow the upper half of the boy's face whole in the fabric. What upper half Gordon can see, is smeared with some kind of opaque, black face paint. He's holding onto the side of the frame with one hand, on his hip is a grappling hook. A familiar grappling hook.
Gordon has multiple questions, and his officers tense up.
Martinez puffs up, brows furrowing as his face shapes into a frown. Shoulders rolling back. "You can't be here, kid--"
The reaction is immediate, like a spark to gunpowder, the boy yanks his fingers from his mouth and his mouth twists into a scowl. Head snapping over to Officer Martinez, his hood manages to stay on but Gordon swears that as he bares his teeth, the glint makes them look sharper than they should be. His voice is rasp and quiet and harsh; snappish in its hissing; "Put a fuckin sock in it, Martinez. I'm not stayin."
Martinez reels back, and the boy immediately veers his attention off him. Like a switch, his demeanor drops. Despite half his face being covered, his mouth twists into a cringing, apologetic smile. Slanted and off-beat, embarrassed. It'd be disarming if this wasn't Gotham, and if he didn't just hiss at Martinez like he was about to bite his head off.
"Sorry." He whispers, voice deceptively polite and softer now. Gordon has to strain his ears to hear him. "I was looking for him."
He points his finger towards-- Gordon? No, Gordon follows the direction, and finds himself looking at -- the Bat.
The Bat, who always looks stiff as a pole, now looks even stiffer. Somehow. Well, the explains the grappling hook attached to the boy's waist.
"What are you doing here?" The Bat says, gruff and unable to completely smother the stumble of surprise in his tone.
The boy still holds a sheepish smile, and slips off the window ledge. His feet hit the creaky boards with a near-silent thud, the Batman finds his feet and rapidly begins crossing the room.
Gordon notes the slight tremble in the boy's legs as he straightens. He adjusts his scarf, which droops close to his knees now that he's standing, and slings a backpack -- how long has had that? -- off his shoulders. When the Bat reaches his side, he does as he always does, and looms over the boy like a spectre. A threatening mass of shadows cloaked in all-consuming black. Standing next to him, the boy looks teeny in comparison.
The Bat is a man who terrifies even the most hardened criminals, Gordon has seen grown men shiver in fear at the mention of his name. And yet when the boy looks up at him, he doesn't even flinch.
Instead, his sheepish smile melts away like ice under the sun, holding only traces of his previous embarrassment. It remains as a shadow on his face, a small upturn at the corners of his mouth. The boy pushes his hood back just enough to reveal glinting, ice-flint eyes surrounded in tar-black face paint. He holds the backpack up with one arm. "You forgot this."
#I have never seen Batman (2022) so really I'm just using battinson and crew as templates for my fic. but hey what else is new lol#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc fic#dpxdc au#dp x dc au#dpxdc fanfic#i dont know shit about detective work or true crime so forgive me for any bad terminology or incorrect procedure for how these things work#just a fun rough idea for how i imagined gordon's first meeting with nightingale goes LMAO. im sticking to the idea that danny doesn't#officially join the field for a *while* due to more than just health reasons. so his first appearances are brief and usually to give B smth#danny: im only here as express delivery for vader's little brother over there. yall stay safe tho.#bruce: *kill bill sirens bass-boosted* ohmygodwhatishedoinghere#batman: how did you get here... | danny: you have so many spare grappling hooks it was pr easy to just grab one and go#also danny is whispering on purpose because he doesn't have his ghost form to fall back on as a secret identity. so he *is* actually taking#extra steps to keep his identity safe. and people usually sound different when they're whispering. he also has personal beef with#office martinez despite the fact that they've never met. Danny's HEARD of his ass. he hATES his ass.#Martinez: *to batman* freak | danny: im going to Bite Him. | batman (reluctantly): hmr. please don't. | danny: im going for his shins#Martinez and Nightingale have this whole thing going on between the two of them. danny WILL slap a sticky note on Martinez's back that says#'asshole' on it and its the one spot square on his spine that martinez can't reach.#someone: why are you beefing with like. an actual 12 year old | martinez: HE'S A LITTLE RAT. THAT'S WHY. he's here to torment me#battinson: *did you grapple the whole way here* | danny: yah. it was kinda fun. i would've gotten here faster but i kept having to stop#battinson: *hnnn* im driving you back | danny:.. are you sure? | battinson already pulling him out of the room: y e s#i've been thinking about this for literally WEEKS. what did bruce forget? good question! i'll figure that out if or when i get to this#danny has Issues behind the word freak so its like a mini beserker button for him regardless of who the word is aimed at lol. lmao#martinez calls batman a freak once while nightingale is within range and its just the doom ost as danny simply Disappears from sight#like oops. you are now. In Danger. rip couldn't be me.#blood blossom au
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so a few days ago i was thinking about this post+comic, and i thought that while svsss luo binghe probably wouldn't try to Actually kill liu qingge, pidw luo binghe absolutely would. ergo, imagine, if you will. an au where peerless cucumber doesn't transmigrate in as shen qingqiu, but airplane still becomes shang qinghua. due to plot differences, airplane-bro doesn't really care about what the hell kind of drama the other peak lords are getting up to, but still somehow happens to knock over a book or something- something that, through bullshit plot contrivance butterfly effect, somehow manages to let shen jiu actually save liu qingge in the lingxi caves.
some years pass, years where liu qingge is going through a fantastical knightly enemies to ??? where he slowly learns he may have initially misjudged this man who may not be the paragon of virtue but is nonetheless a person worthy of respect with a possible sordid past that resulted in a difficult disposition and now has to kneel down and admit then make up to his failures, as shen jiu is like "what kind of fucking scheme is he trying to pull", which results in like a weird strained kind of coworkers who Don't Talk About It type relationship. the immortal alliance conference still happens, everything proceeds as in canon, except- when bingge comes back from his 5-year internship in tartarus and does his pidw-canon-typical "destroy shen jiu's reputation and lock him up in the water prison" shenanigans, it turns out that liu qingge Can and Will try to break shen jiu out -not because he really likes the guy all that much, necessarily, but he has a life debt to pay back and also has already dragged his one (1) braincell through the grinder in order to realise his assumed-evil coworker is probably not actually one-dimensionally evil, so he feels complicated enough about it to try and get some actual answers in here - and if that involves kicking demon ass that's just a fun bonus. normally, all this would not be an issue for demon emperor luo binghe who has recently basically come into nigh full power if you discount xin mo being grumpy, because, as established he would not hesitate to kill his former shishu! in fact, he'd be very glad to do that! however, for item out of designated boundary reasons, liu qingge Will Not Fucking Die.
...cue clown music.
liu qingge has already sacrificed his last braincell to trying to comprehend his shattered worldview of shen jiu as a person and therefore he does not examine why he is Actually so determined to break him out, and also doesn't have enough brainpower to feel torn by the fact that duelling luo binghe every week is actually kind of fun (and also why he kind of has a boner about it). shen jiu has a moral crisis about the fact that the man who he's first hated then avoided for like over a decade is now the one guy who keeps trying to legitimately come back for him and is willing to risk death over and over in order to do that, and also that somehow this pisses the beast off enough to distract him from the whole revenge/ripping off limbs thing- except now he's for some reason coming down to the water prison to rant about it? luo binghe, for his part, does not know why he's ranting about it to shen jiu of all people (it started as taunting! then it became some kind of weird routine because that one guy just cannot cease being alive and what is UP with that) and while he does have enough braincells to question why fighting liu qingge every week feels more stable than any other relationship he's had in his life since his mother died, he absolutely refuses to examine it. none of them are making it out of this normal. the clown music gets louder every time they're in one location. huan hua keeps having to dish out more and more repair funds for the bai zhan war god's going ham most destructive. the three clowns are locked in a mario/peach/bowser dynamic stalemate none of them actually want to be in, but it's what fate has dealt, and some god is probably laughing at their miseries.
(meanwhile, god is not laughing. god is wondering what the fuck happened here and how it got to this point and also if this means he might put some of his fake-his-own-death plans on hold just to see what kind of bullshit happens next. ...god also really wishes he could invent popcorn.)
#🐠#fishy aus#svsss#calling this the#pre-assigned narrative roles what pre-assigned narrative roles au#scum villain’s self saving system#svsss au#bingliujiu#???#is that their ship name i have no idea#oh well#also is there different ship names for bingge as opposed to bingmei???? help#bingjiu#bingliu#liujiu#luo bingge#original luo binghe#pidw luo binghe#shen jiu#original shen qingqiu#liu qingge#proud immortal demon way#pidw#shang qinghua
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