#I have no idea what the fuck i am doing

[tunamoth]

One eyed moth

[mentos-or-mentoes]

REQUEST INFO

Hello there Traveler!

The names Drama or Dumbass depends on what you feel like. Its nice to have someone visit!

IF YOU'RE READING THIS IT MEANS REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!!!!

Lets start with what i will and won't do (because obviously).

Will Do:

Fluff.

Character x Reader

Character x Reader x Character

Angst (Havent done much before but I will do my best).

Slightly suggestive stuff. But no kinks, and nothing too crazy.

Headcannons.

Almost any weird or wonky scenario you can think of (It's why im here after all).

(Might add more to the list but for now this is what i'm doing).

WILL NOT BE DOING:

Nsfw/smuts/lemons (I dont really feel comfy doing that and am a minor).

Character x Character (not for now atleast but might later).

Any yandere stuff, because that should not be romantisised. And if you do, then please go to a therapist, or talk to someone (I am genuinely concerned if you find comfort in that stuff).

Any ABO (Alpha / Beta / Omega-verse thing).

No forms of Abuse. (Again don't find comfort or romantisize abuse).

Readers with mental illnesses. (I dont wanna sound disrespectful).

Readers of certain ethnicity. (Again dont wanna sound disrespectful).

PETA-o-File stuff (I think you get what i mean but if u dont. NO ADULT X MINORS UNLESS FULLY PLATONIC).

illegal relationships.

No incest. (It is seriously weird).

WILL WRITE FOR:

Cult of the lamb.

Dead by daylight.

Helluva boss

(maybe Hazbin Hotel as well but i havent watched the show so might not be what you expect).

Masterlists:

(Don't got any yet but will be working on it. They will probably first be made once theres multiple fics so ye. suggest anything on your mind as long as its not in the WILL NOT WRITE section).

Reminder!!!

If you wan't something specific then specify!!! Because i can do stuff like say Character x Tall! reader (as an example). But if you would have wanted say, where reader picks up Character, because they can, then specify.

[zillychu]

everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

[marinlanthorn]

Hello

Can I give you some advice?

Tumblr was attacked by bots not so long ago, and they looked like accounts without a profile picture and description. They often subscribed to me and I almost blocked you thinking that you were just another bot. Only by looking at your posts I realized that you are a real person with Transformers stuff

So it would be better for you to choose a profile picture to avoid possible misunderstandings with other users in future 😅

(sorry if this sounds weird or rude, English is not my native language)

Oh! Thanks for the advice! I am still new to this website so I am trying to figure everything out. But I will get that done.

[fifizero]

crying sobbing throwing up i am absolutely fucking this theory section to bits it's so bad i have no idea what i'm doing being an academic is confusing and hard and i'd like to stop now thanks

[twodoorsnotone]

My dissertation is actually going to kill me

[kimmkitsuragi]

oh my fucking god i don't have any clothesssss

[deep-space-lines]

okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.

yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything

((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))

and then they fucked nasty the end

[astorkes]

she might've dyed it black but the pink is still showing💘

[hiroshotreplica]

chimera falin introduction scene in the alternate universe where labru is canon or something i dont knowh

thank god that chimera shit isnt genetic am i right guys (crushed by a thousand stones)

[radiance1]

"May I help you, mister...?"

Pariah Dark paused, slowly looking the old (by human standards) butler up and down before slowly sheathing his sword and crossing his arms. He looked the butler up and down once more, before glancing at the mansion and back at him.

Hm.

Hm.

"May I come in?" The king asked calmly, voice kept carefully lower than he would usually speak with. He was aware that his normal tone of voice was 'loud' in human standards. The butler stared at him for a moment, before slowly stepping to the side. "Of course, sir. Though I am certain I have not yet gotten your name."

He pushed his foot forward, soon passing through the threshold as fire wrapped around his body as he shrunk. Armor being exchanged for more 'comfortable' clothing besides his cape as he stepped through the doorway and grunted. "You may refer to me as War."

The butler nodded, not batting an eye as the sudden shift in clothing or size. "You came at quite the convenient time. Would you like to join us for dinner, sir War?"

Him?

Eat mortal food?

Perposterous.

"If you would have me and it's no further effort on your part, I could make such an arrangement." He fell in step easily behind the butler, hands folding behind his back in a similar if not a bit more extra way as his cape and hair swayed behind him with his every step.

"I believe I can arrange something to your liking," There was a sliver of mischief in the butler's tone as he led the king to what he assumed to be the dining room. "So far, all of my guests had only good things to say about my hospitality. I do so hope you're among them as well, words of praise from one of your station is quite hard to come by."

"I trust that your hospitality be nothing but kind." The king said, coming to a stop at a door the butler soon held open.

"Please, make yourself comfortable while I go inform those who will join you and make something more..." There was a slight twinkle in the butler's eyes. "Attuned, to your pallet."

The king chuckled. "I look forward to it." Then stepped inside.

[bitegore]

Zionists want you to conflate Judaism and Zionism. Zionists want you to believe that Judaism cannot exist without Zionism and that all Jews are Zionists. Zionism would have Jews believe that a Jewish state is the only way that they can be safe from antisemitism and will point to any instance of antisemitism as proof that Zionism is the solution- so Zionism wants gentiles to be antisemitic in their support of Palestine. They want you to conflate all Jews with Zionism and the state of Israel, and they want you to treat all Jews regardless of political affiliation as the face of Israel. Antizionist Jews exist, and incidences of antisemitism ostensibly acting against Zionism will not help dismantle the forces propping Zionism up.

Don't do their work for them.

[ender1821]

im a child of divorce

[discordiansamba]

avatar Zuko AU wherein is he learns he's the Avatar only after being banished wholesale to the Earth Kingdom and immediately goes. well. fuck. and proceeds to go on the most unconventional journey to master the four elements known to man.

first stop? well, he might as well check out the Air Temples. They're a good place to hide, since he's pretty sure all three surviving nations would like him dead. he ends up in the Southern Air Temple, and winds up laying the bodies there to rest... after he spends several days searching the temple for anything pertaining to how airbenders are actually laid to rest.

he does not expect to be greeted by a ghost once he does. The spirit of Monk Gyatso becomes his airbending teacher, until one day he simply stops appearing. Zuko assumes he's finally moved on, and decides it's time for him to move on. He wanders the Earth Kingdom for awhile, while trying to keep a low profile, and winds up at the Foggy Bottom Swamp.

...where there are apparently waterbenders who don't want to kill him. Sure, he'll take it. Huu is... eccentric, and he's not really sure he agrees with his uh. viewpoint on pants (or lack thereof) but he is a good teacher. after awhile, Huu tells him he should travel on to the Si Wong Desert so Zuko is just like. sure why the fuck not. and goes to the desert.

he gets taken in by one of the sandbending tribes there, and learns earthbending from them. he's pretty sure he prefers living in the desert over the swamp. the sandbenders he's staying with are nice enough, even if some of their younger members seem... well, assholes. said assholes sell him out one day, so he has to leave the desert.

well. now what?

(all the while, he's leaving behind the most eccentric string of rumors about the Avatar known to man.)

[kyuriekiri]

do you ever just .. look at what you've drawn.. like.. uhhh

[sunnymainecoon]

How many people witnessed softie food addict horror who needed something in his mouth or he would actively kill and turn to cannibalism 🧍‍♀️ or was that just me.... anyways honestly it was silly.. he'd maybe get along with cook horror... I just like fanon crossovers guys*sadge

Anyways canon horror is also silly(really silly. What an asshole, man)(no seriously he's actually such an asshole.. I might love him for that but-) I don't think he would get along with the others(loser)