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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn
#genshin impact#venti#what am i cooking?? no idea#oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone#i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia#like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones#dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details#i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh#fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight#zilly art
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Shenanigans ensue
#had this silly idea and then realised it was nearly actually Valentine’s Day#and sort of rushed to try get it out on the day. close enough.#anyway I just think this would be a funny episode idea#with misunderstandings and miscommunication galore#they would build some ultimate matchmaker machine.#Candace would be annoyed because she would say you can’t make a machine to do that you have to do it naturally#Perry goes along with it all because he likes spending time with them#and then at the end it’s a lesson about how some people are gay or whatever#pnf#perry the platypus#human perry#my art
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i’ve started getting so unreasonably cranky at those posts that are like ‘i’m sick of [aspect of popular media] someone should make [opposite thing]!!!’ by people who don’t seem invested in the idea they’re pitching as anything beyond a subversion of the norm. like ok. i see where you’re coming from but where are you actually going. look me in the eyes and give me one good reason you think that story concept is possible to pull off
#DID YOU ACTUALLY ‘HAVE AN IDEA’ OR IS THIS JUST COMPLAINING WITH EXTRA STEPS JANET#yes this was prompted by the cat finding witch in the alps post#but no that is not the only one i’ve seen by a long shot#and i fully realize how much of a nothing problem this is i just get reeeeally touchy about people demanding specific creative decisions#without even demonstrating a solid grasp on what they’re asking for#mumbling
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my top bit of advice going into the new year: compliment people. especially strangers. literally everyone you interact with if you can. when you buy coffee in the morning compliment the barista's tattoos. when you're chatting with a coworker tell them that by the way you like their outfit. always find something they've chosen to do on purpose. nail polish, jewellery, tattoos, hair colour/style, statement accessory, outfit, etc are all good bets. things people hope will be noticed. things that aren't too personal so it doesn't make them uncomfortable (eg probably not their physical features). i've gotten into the habit of scanning everyone i talk to for something about them that i think is cool so i can tell them. it's a great habit because it makes me notice people and realise just how many neat little details there are in people's presentation of themselves that might pass me by if i wasn't paying attention. and it brings out so much joy. you'd be surprised how much it disarms people to receive an unexpected compliment from someone they don't know. it is the most sincere smile you will see all day long. it feels nice to make people happy but it also means you win the social interaction. establish dominance by complimenting a stranger's earrings and disappearing into the fog
#rookposting#the little 'oh!' followed by a big grin is now my highlight in every interaction i have with a stranger#you can always spot the things people hope will be noticed and you have no idea how happy it makes people when it gets noticed#i find it's always better to compliment things they did deliberately vs complimenting stuff like their voice or their face or other things#that are inherent or they cant change because that can make people uncomfortable for one thing to hear that from a stranger#but it's also just less meaningful imo because they didnt do that on purpose
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welcome to the world
#crowcraft#dc#kon el#superboy#so many ideas for the tube exit#I KNOW this isn’t how it happened but let me have this. I have things I think about and art is how I get them out before they eat me#this one’s about the moments of dazed confusion. he’d never even felt AIR before do you ever think about that. I think about that all the t#how strange would it be to Know so many things without having experienced them#the few seconds of disconnect here. his brain is firing all his knowledge and a startup ‘hello world’ sequence#but he’s never FELT. ANYTHING before#conner kent#so many strange sensations before it clicks as a ‘huh. so this is air. this is breathing this is thinking this is seeing hearing smelling-‘#ETC. sure babies do this but babies can’t remember shit#IDKK. I JUST THINK AHOUT IT A LOT
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How do you think Skywarp and Thundercracker would react to Skyfire?
#transformers#skyfire#jetfire#starscream#skywarp#thundercracker#i actually have no ideas on how they would meet#starscream actually hates skyfire doesnt he? after fire in the sky he considers him a traitor right?#so his trine would prolly also hate skyfire#but in peace time i can see tc and skyfire getting along#cant decide if i prefer starscream meeting his trine mates before or after college
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Company Mandated Fancy Fits on the Tulpar 😏
Also had to include the REAL star of the show (and a bonus)


Based off of this and this. Thank you very much joetastic for being inspirational 👍
The REAL reason this is late

#just pretend I posted this like 6 days ago 😁👍#<-got distracted#sorry I’m Afflicted with The Curse and everything just takes me a long time#also right now I’m just kind of being experimental with my workflow and style right now so stuff is just naturally taking a bit longer#mouthwashing#mouthwashing fanart#anya mouthwashing#mouthwashing anya#nurse anya#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing curly#swansea mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#myart#anyway my new years resolution is to put more WOMEN in SUITS and MEN in DRESSES#had fun drawing this but still not too sure about the rendering style just yet. probably just gonna keep playing around with shit#IM DOING IT SCARED but im DOING IT#im also still trying to figure out how to Social Media#am i doing it right#GRAAAHHHHHHH I NEED TO BETTER UNDERSTAND FORMATTING POSTS#i have a more serious mouthwashing piece in the works but wanted to get this done first lol#honestly I have a buncha sketches I should post too#i like them but they’re not really composited very well if you catch my drift. been having trouble with sketch page layout recently#which is kind of antithetical to the idea of a sketch page but you know how it is with spaghetti#i doodled the others on the side and liked how they looked so i just put some color and basic shading on them#edit: realized i forgot to change the color of the ‘lapel’ on jims shirt lol
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*proceeds to drink the whole bottle*
Yeah Alastor you're gonna be loved and appreciated wether you want it or not :)
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin alastor#hazbin rosie#radiorose#platonic radiorose#qpr radiorose#even tho they have no idea what label to put on their relationship at this point#hazbin comic#comic#my art#autodesk sketchbook#it probably looks ooc from alastor to react like this but poor man has only learned his whole life that relationships have a hierarchy#“marriage > a simple friendship” in his brain and it's confusing for him that Rosie would put her friendship with him over that#also Rosie was pissed of how terrible her date went and as soon as she comes home Alastor sides with her ex husband#just to explain why she got angry so quickly basically they couldnt really understand each other that's why they got angry#I love cute fluffy radiorose but its good to see them argue sometimes eheh#I needed to get this idea out of my system and made it into a whole comic
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I've got you all figured out fanartists
#I should have learned how to draw#i have so many ideas and so little time to write#i wish i could make a vague comic about them and have a fanfic author get hooked and write it for me 😭#fanfiction#fanart#meme#crispy talks#shitpost#this was inspired by some overlord huskerdust comics with incredible ideas i saw on twitter#where the artists are clearly waiting for someone to get hooked lol#hazbin hotel#the witcher#hannigram#hannibal#geraskier#good omens#ineffable husbands#my edit#helluva boss#the magnus archives#house of the dragon#dungeon meshi#atla#stranger things#aang#zuko#steddie#mlp#dc#percy jackson
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Columbo and the Knight (1984)
put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.
Autism W!
#columbo#knight rider#art#michael knight#kitt#comic#highlight reel#crossover#telebeast#there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public#this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy#if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo#this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them#niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet#not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao#stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio#cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps#this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march#is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool#ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN#COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page#i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier#action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write#more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3#there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty#i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes#the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔
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neoliberal temptress
#transformers#maccadam#optimus prime#megatrons hand and his stupid gun alt-mode#megop#tw blood#my art#FINALLY did a proper drawing of my dad😭😭#for the longest time couldnt understand how to draw his gorgeous design but i think i get it now (kinda)#also i have no idea what continuity it is i just meshed a bunch of elements i like from his different canon designs😭#kinda embarrassed that i accidentally gave him body type of tfp oppy but i guess thats what i get for obsessing over tfp as a kid...#im afraid tfp optimus is forever burned into my mind💔#if my first ever fictional dad isnt built with a slutty waist then im not talking to you
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Here I am, pushing the Jian Li (Akai Kotou! Zuko) = Jinshi (The Apothecary Diaries) agenda.
#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko#atla fanart#prince zuko#atla art#kyoshi warriors#Kyoshi Warriors AU#Kyoshi Warrior Ursa AU#Akai Kotou#Solitary Red Island#zuko art#zuko fanart#Kyoshi Warrior Zuko#atla zuko#the apothecary diaries#jinshi#If you know where this pose is from then you're my best friend#Moon Spirit Jinshi you'll always be gorgeous enough to topple nations#Have another one sketched somewhere because that Jinshi-wakes-up-does-a-sword-kata-and-lies-on-the-floor-to-mope scene is literally Zuko#“I can't keep my secret forever. Even that girl who's ignorant about the oddest things will probably figure it out soon...”#“Or maybe she already knows... That'd certainly make things easier for me.”#I swear the more I read the light novels the more Zuko Jinshi becomes.#But anyway THAT scene#Is literally Zuko struggling to keep his secret from Katara and the Gaang later on in the AU/fic#He's like “I can't tell her. But I can't hide who I really am forever. I can't. Why won't she figure it out already?”#It's all very dramatic and very mopey and very Zuko#So yeah. You'll probably get more Jian Li = Jinshi stuff later.#Which is hilarious to me because Jinshi is very much aware of his otherworldly looks right? Right?#Jian Li/Zuko has NO idea of how smooth he can be at times. He's so stupidly unaware of his own beauty and I think that's the best thing ever
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winner winner chicken dinnerrr
bonus doodle:
#its so unfair how wren is the only one who gets to drink during blackjack#the whiskey is RIGHT THERE wtf do u mean aimee isnt downing that shit#i tried experimenting with the rendering with a new brush ! its okk might use it again#i also based wrens design on dewey im happy with the hair kinda want to tweak his face thoo#want 2 give him tattoos too but i dont have any ideas huhu#wren the smuggler#aimee the heartbreaker#degrees of lewdity#my art
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Junie had never heard me sing.
I don't want to show my face but this is an artist's rendition of 15 seconds after I started singing The Wailin' Jennys Asleep at Last:

Singing and rubbing her head:

You don't have to be very good at something to please the ones who love you.
#Etrigan also really loved that song.#I drew that with my finger and it's very bad#but you get the idea#I've had cats that love being sung to but I have never gotten an immediate major reaction like this before#pardon me ill be crying over how small her paws are on my face#juniperballooniper#juniebug#miss juniper#cats#my cats
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Ollie’s favorite really is Carlos. He was so distraught at the idea people or Carlos would think that “Ciao” radio was targeted to Carlos
“They played it at a strange time bc I didn’t say that to Carlos.”
“I said it to Lawson and the Alpine.. just wanted to clear that one up, it wasn’t against Carlos”
my heart 🤚🏼♥️
#he looks like charles but carlos birthed ollie#he had no regret on saying yeah idc about lawson and the alpine BUT MY FATHER IS EVERYTHING TO ME#he was scared gigi and carlos would go biking and dont take him anymore#thats family#i have no idea how they keep getting close but im nit complaining#that’s the family god and the bible wants#carlos sainz jr#ollie bearman#carlos sainz#f1#haas f1 team#williams racing#chinese gp 2025#fuck the fom all my homies hate the fom
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i get it now these guys are cool
#transformers one is the only transformers media ive seen#i want. to see it again#idk anytging else about transformers though dont quiz me im clueless#transformers#transformers one#tf one#transformers fanart#optimus prime#when i was a kid i had a friend who had transformers toys#but i would never play with them because there were so many steps to transforming them it was like a puzzle to me#i thought id get them stuck in like. a half transformed state hand have no idea how to fully transform them or put them back as they were#for reference when i say i was a kid i was like 4-5 these thingns were beyond my comprehension. i was busy thinking about scooby doo
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