#I have been thinking about this for DAYS

[evilovesyou]

I’m sorry we didn’t talk about this enough but the fucking urgency with which Phil pulls out his phone flashlight when Dan says his nipples would show through the mesh shirt if he wore it on stage ????

[lover-of-mine]

#appreciation post for this damn outfit cuz ive been thinking about it for days and i might be losing my mind

[nonsensenook]

Imagine While Witnessing the Final Fight (Spoilers for Black Myth Wukong):

You and Bajie watch in horror as The Destined One gets destroyed by The Great Sage's Broken Shell

Zhu Bajie: The kid's getting pulverized!

You (squinting): Is that a steel chair?

[portalmonsterrr]

What if alternate universe where everything is the same except Alhaitham is in a body suit

Full 2 pages with kaveh appreciating that a s s are up on ptrn

[trashartgalleries]

you think it'd be possible for someone to trick an Ork into believing that they're immortal or indestructible? 🤔

[hetfieldlovebot]

hetfield x trans masc reader

men who like being called princess >

wrote this drabble a while ago but thought id share cause some people wanted to hear it.

thinking abt this specific era

*******^

Thinking about teasing your hands along his waist line, and dipping a finger under the hem of his boxers just slightly, not enough to be taken too literally but enough to notice.

He looks down at you, lifting your chin and saying in a gruff tone “hmmm? What are you doing princess?”

He says it so casually as he strokes his thumb across your cheek. Sitting there admiring your flushed cheeks and glazed over eyes

You shake your head and smile innocently, looking at him doe eyed “oh nothing sir, just getting comfy”

You’d be sat in-between his legs by this point laying on his thigh as you pretend to watch the television. Eager fingers trailing up to the button of his jeans. He lets out a low sigh and laughs slightly at your eagerness.

“Getting comfy huh?” He says softly while stroking his fingers through the length of your hair.

“Mhmm” you hum happily. unbuttoning his jeans and pulling them down, exposing him but laying your head back on his thigh, looking up at him adoringly.

“You’re such a good boy, so sweet for me huh? Looking at me like that as if you don’t want me to shove this down your throat and use you?”

You look up at him and giggle, feigning innocence with sweet eyes

“Im not doing anythiiing”

He groans looking down at you, moving his hand and stroking his thumb over your lips and pushing it slowly into your mouth.

You take a hold of it and start swirling your tongue around it, keeping direct eye contact. Eyes filled with longing.

The light moans from his lips can only be described as heavenly as he looks down at you.

“goood boy, you’re doing so well for me” His lips curl into a sly grin as he takes his thumb out of your mouth.

“Lets see how good you can be for me princess.”

[namakes]

A fake crying Shiver for your timeline

[mylittleredgirl]

Janeway/Seven for the ask game?

(ship asks) (sorry i lost this in my drafts for a while!!)

Don’t Ship It...... but

1. Why don’t you ship it?

i kind of debated how to answer this because i do ship it in the sense that it's intensely interesting to me, there's a LOT of canon to work with, and sometimes i like to play around with that canon and stare at it and pick it apart, but i usually come away from it saying "hmm. don't like this for seven." there is soooo much tangled romantic and sexually charged energy between them, but i find some specifics of their power imbalance uncomfortable for a romantic arc, so i don't tend to seek out fic. in the final balance, i don't ship it more than i do.

2. What would have made you like it?

honestly, it's a fluke of timing. i watched voyager live as a young teen girl who was trying and failing to both be and not be my mother, so that intensely intimate push and pull between janeway and seven as seven fights to define herself hit me a certain way. (i was also trying and failing to end up straight and so was aggressively het-reading everything from this to xena warrior princess.) but if i had been five years older and had internet access to fanfic, it would have been the perfect moment to hit me with "hot powerful older woman wants to both help and control the most beautiful young woman ever (who has Something Wrong With Her), and ends up loving her sooooo much that she's fully insane about it."

and i somehow skipped over that critical period because now i'm closer to janeway's age and i work sometimes with newly-adult girls who imprint on me because they're going through something and i'm an authority figure who's being kind to them, so it's harder for me to drop in and enjoy a power imbalance fantasy.

3. Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

YES!!! it's one of the great femslash ships!! there's so much canon interaction that's intense and emotional and shippy as hell. i have no doubt in my mind that janeway loves seven. seven is a challenge and an obligation and a gift and her most interesting project and her intellectual match and her feral rescue dog and her surrogate daughter and her noble accomplishment and her unwilling protege and her friend and the most intense emotional relationship she has. seven's feelings are deeply and understandably conflicted. they're both damaged and do damage to each other. i feel the need to jump up and defend j7 even though i don't ship it, because i'm mostly a j/c shipper and there are sooooooo many j7 deniers there who pretend there's no canon basis for j7 and it's like. come on. come onnnnnnn with your eyes and your ears. it's one thing if you don't like that it's happening, my position here is that half the time seven doesn't really like it either, but it's there.

[lavendulachronicler]

Do you guys think that if you were to shine a bright light or something into Alastor's face or get a night-vision shot of him his eyes would do the deer thing and just go entirely reflective? I hope so, I bet that'd be scary as hell.

[theeminentlyimpractical]

I’m not saying that the confusion apparent in “you don’t dance” is foreshadowing a 1941 scene in which Aziraphale turns down a Nightingale dance because “angels don’t dance, you know that, Crowley” but I’m not not saying that

[donnerpartyofone]

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In positive news, I have trained Instagram to show me almost only bird videos.

[fundeadasylum]

Who gave this squid a knife?

again i don’t go here but @mushroomminded is a fantastic storyteller and i adore Peachy

[pose from this]

[amidnightlove]

jeg "think I'll miss you forever, like the stars miss the sun in the morning sky" ulus

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[thespoliarium]

hear me out. hear me the FUCK out.

[nobodymitskigabriel]

You know what's so dreadful about dying is that you are completely on your own