#I have been personally attacked by the purple heart emoji and you /t

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💜🤌❤️!!

Shelly my beloved!

💜 What is the most heart wrenching passage you've ever written?

not you asking this question when you're one of maybe 3 people who has read the nancy drew au😭 just for you I'm gonna throw in an extra honorable mention: Luke and Julie's conversation in the apartment during chapter three of did I shatter you?

🤌 What is your best fan fiction you've ever written in your opinion?

okay honestly this is an incredibly difficult question to answer because what even qualifies as 'best'?! not to mention I hate almost everything I write until months after it's written because imposter syndrome is a bitch lol I guess the fic that I would consider 'best' as far as like most developed/consistent would be find the strength, find the melody

❤️ Who is your favorite character to write?

answered here! also though, I have really been enjoying writing Alex lately. maybe you'll get your recycling center willex fic someday after all

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Cyberverse watch! Episodes 1-10

EPISODE 1

Bee you are ADORABLE

The cartoons always seem to start off in the middle of a desert huh

Lmao this is mean but imagine if bee missed the ju-- OH NO I WAS JUST KIDDING BEE

BUMBLEBEE IM SO SORRY I WAS JUST KIDDING, I SHOULDN”T HAVE MADE THAT JOKE

Gosh I’m so glad Windblade seems like one of the main three, like, she’s one of the main people in the intro and everything

Oh man we’re getting right into the bakstory huh

THERE”S TINY PERCY

“We couldn’t be sure if it’d actually work” Windblade says as she jumps through it without any concern or sense of self-preservation

AW SHE HUGGED BEE Windblade is so cute

IS THAT...SKYWARP

It’s so hard to tell the seekers apart

AW MAN I LOVE WINDBLADE’S SWORD And I love that her wings are retractable that’s so cool

STINGER that’s a new ability for ol’ Bee

OH THAT”S THUNDERCRACKER alrighty, sorry bud, I always think you should be green for some reason

JEEZ LOUISE WINDBLADE THAT CORTICAL PSYCHIC PATCH

I wonder if Windblade is still a Cityspeaker in this show :O

oh ANNNND THAT”S THE END OF THAT EPISODE man I forgot they were only 11 minutes. Alright, what the heck, let’s do some more

EPISODE 2

Alright I’m pretty sure that pretty purple seeker isn’t Skywarp but  idk what her name is yet

Aw grumpy Bee is cute

HER FANS JUST FLEW OFF???? WE’RE JUST PLAYING FAST AND LOOSE WITH THESE DESIGNS HUH I gotta say I’m a fan

“I’m going to create a distraction while you--” *camera zooms out to show Bee’s wandered off* I LOVE THEM

Yeah Windblade may not be a Cityspeaker in this series but she’s definitely a babysitter lmao, poor gal

OH SHE IS A CITYSPEAKER THAT”S AWESOME I wasn’t sure if they’d keep that part of her backstory :’) I’m so glad

Awww they hugged again :’)))) Windblade and Bee’s friendship is so cute!!

AAWW AND AGAIN!!! GOSH I LOVE THEM “We were friends once” “We still are” WEEPS!!!!

EPISODE 3

Windblade: BUMBLEBEE STOP DRIVING SO BADLY IM TRYING TO MONOLOGUE

Windblade: I’m going to plug into your brain with this cortical psychic patch and access your memories Bumblebee: I don’t believe this woman’s ever gone to medical school

Lmao way to sum things up Bee

TRIFORCE CUBE ALLSPARK

I wonder if the Allspark swallowed up / locked away his memories AH and as soon as I started typing that some weird glowing stuff started happening lmao

Ah and there’s Starscream, the dork

Man had Saling not warned me about Peter Cullen not voicing Optimus I would’ve been totally caught off-guard by that. Man, I hope Mr. Cullen is doing ok

I DON”T KNOW WHY BUT MEGATRON SAYING “AHAHA OPTIMUS PRIME” MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

STARSCREAM TOOK OFF HIS WINGS AND THREW THEM WTF

LMAO SHE JUST TRIPPED HIM OFF A LEDGE #Get rekt Starscream

SCARY LADY WHO THE HECK IS THAT

SOUNDWAVE

MY BOY!!! IT”S HIM THERE HE IS!!! I JUST GASPED

SOUNDWAVE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! YOU”RE DOING SO GOOD

OH MAN AND HE CAN TALK???? SOUNDWAVE BABY BOY!!!!!

OUCH poor Optimus

Optimus: Good thing I was a pitcher in my middle school’s football league *chucks Allspark through the space bridge*

EPISODE 4

That Allspark looks so much like a dice....I wonder what would happen if they rolled a nat 20 on it lmao

GRIMLOCK??????

WHEELJACK?????

lmao wheeljack looks like such a dork I love him

OH MY GOSH IS THAT CHROMIA??? SCREW THESE GUYS, THERE”S MY GIRL!!!!

Lmao I love that Windblade’s essentially “Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories”-ing Bee’s memories

Optimus: Meet back here in 20 astrocycles Grimlock: Sure thing! *whispers to bee* What the heck is an astrocycle Bee: *Shrugs*

Bee: I don’t know, but this place is the pits I LOVE HIM?????

It’s so weird hearing “intellectual” Grimlock lmaooo

Bee: *grumbles* Optimus would’ve thought that was a funny joke YOU ARE PRECIOUS

Optimus: Bee, watch your footing, the ground is starting to shake Bee: Thank you for that wonderful observation, Captain Obvious

Those bugs are making such cute sounds as they attack them that’s so cute

Aw Optimus, you’re such a good guy, what a sweetheart

Dang, they have a lot of autobots on that ship

UH THEY SHOULD LEAVE AT LEAST ONE PERSON AWAKE

EPISODE 5

Aw man the snow and mountain background in this episode look so pretty

WHY IS BEE HOLDING A GOAT SO CUTE

Bee: They were very kind. They took me in as one of their own WHY! ARE! YOU! SO! PRECIOUS!!!!!

Windblade: You want a what? What is a food processor? THEY”RE SO CUTE!!! GOSH I LOVE THEM 

oh man the backgrounds on this show are absolutely beautiful

Man, you know what it’s so frickin cool that Windblade’s essentially the main character of the show (plus Bee, but mostly her) :’)

“I thought they left all the useless bots on Cybertron” “Clearly not, if you’re here” OH SNAP

Bee’s just sitting on the ship watching bad human TV while Windblade’s off risking her life lmao, I love him

Slipstream is such a moron, why would you throw a flier off a CLIFF

SHE”S A FLIER

I love how Windblade says “Ugh, I was attacked” as if it’s just an inconvenience and not a huge deal

EPISODE 6

OHHH IS THIS GLADIATOR MEGATRON

YEAHHHH IT IS

AHHHHHH BEE HIGH-FIVED SHOCKWAVE, THAT”S SO CUTE I was wondering what the context was behind that

OH MAN THERE’S ARCEE AND RATCHET

AHHH AND THERE”S SOUNDWAVE They’re all standing beside him!

MEGATRON JUST SAID “TIL ALL ARE ONE” IM CRACKING UP

Optimus: I do not intend to start a fight Bee: What if he doesn’t listen? Optimus: He will listen to me 8′((((( and so it begins </3

Lmao also:  Optimus: I don’t intend to start a fight Optimus two seconds later: *chucks a bot*

OH MAN SHOCKWAVE LOOKS SO INTIMIDATING I LOVE THAT

“The file clerk is here to air his grievances” OHH it’s interesting to see what sort of backstory they’re giving Optimus in this universe

Megatron: You are wasting your time Optimus: It is never a waste of time to speak to an old friend I AM CLUTCHING MY CHEST,  YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME RN

GOSH THIS IS THE MOST DRAMATIC BREAKUP EVER THIS IS KILLING ME IM SO SAD

That one lady Decepticon: *grabs onto Bee and flips him over her head* Me: *CONFLICTED HEART EYE EMOJI????*

SOUNDWAVE!!! IM LOVE YOU!!!! I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!

GOSH I AM RENDERED INCAPABLE OF COHERENT THOUGHT OR SPEECH WHEN HE COMES ONSCREEN

Bee: Megatron may have torn out my voicebox, but he can’t keep me from talking. I love to talk! Talk talk talk talk.... Windblade: *laughs* Shut up! *weeps into my hands* This friendship is so wholesome

EPISODE 7

AW Decepticon ships have pong on their ships that’s adorable

What is the deal with this cube...is it a person....

AW IS THIS THEIR FIRST MEETING, THAT”S SO ADORABLE, gosh, what a dorky way for Windblade and Bee to meet

IT”S A SPORT OH MY GOSHHHH that’s amazing, I don’t think I’ve ever seen any sort of Cybertronian sports, that’s so cool! I always wondered what kind of sports / games they’d be into

lmao Starscream is so unimpressed with Windblade for liking the game

Ahh Windblade’s taller than him! That’s so cool!

LMAO Bee: You seem different. You’re not like other jets

GOSH THIS EPISODE IS LITERALLY MEAN GIRLS BUT WITH GIANT ROBOTS THIS IS HILARIOUS

Lmao yeah Starsream, because no one’s going to notice the cube is suddenly red instead of blue

AW NEITHER OF THEM REMEMBER HOW TO PLAY CUBE that’s adorable

EPISODE 8

Ugh, there really aren’t any good places to watch episode 8 so I’m watching it all broken up

YO VELOCITRON EXISTS IN THIS UNIVERSE NICEEEE It’s so cool seeing the colony planets!!

YO VELOCITRON LOOKS SO C

OH MY GOSH THERE’S HOT ROD!!!! I LOVE HIM OH MY GOSH BLURR IS HERE TOO!!!!

HOT ROD!!!! RODDY!!! YOU SOUND SO CUTE I LOVE YOU!!!!

Wait wtf is that evil wheeljack??? WHO IS THAT oh wait Plague of Rust??? that doesn’t sound great

“HOT DOG”

I really like Bee’s voice ahhhh he got such a great voice actor

Hot Rod and Blurr’s banter is so fun, that’s really great, and Bee’s like an excitable little kid!!! I love him!!!!

Blurr you stupid twunk, you gotta get out of there THAT RUST IS SPREADING SO FAST

OH NO HIS WHEEL GOT SOME RUST ON IT

OH SHOOT THEY’RE REALLY GONNA KILL BLURR HUH

DANG DUDE WELL OK THEN

EPISODE 9

Nicccce good friends sparring

WHO IS THIS CREEPY MULTIPLE EYED GIRL oh her name is Shadow Striker

*MEANINGFUL SILENCE AT THE WAY THEY STRUNG OPTIMUS UP*

“Ugh, I don’t even like being alone in the room with him” “I don’t like being left alone with you!” LMAO

Bee is so cute, he’s trying to psych himself up

LMAO THE GUARDS ARE TALKING ABOUT THEIR PREFERENCES AND THEIR BOSS that’s so cute what losers

AW MAN I thought Bumblebee was gonna hug Optimus that would’ve been cute

There’s so many seekers in this series!

Man I wasn’t sure what I’d think of Cyberverse but I’m really enjoying myself! It’s such a cute heartwarming show!

...I say, right as Shadow Striker attempts to do a murder / suicide thing with Bumblebee

“What’s your problem with me?!” I MEAN YOU DID BLOW HER UP BUMBLEBEE, CAN YOU BLAME HER FOR BEING MAD

EPISODE 10

Epic space battle! 

BEE YOU DON”T HAVE A SPACE-FARING ALT MODE WHAT ARE YOU DOING

MACCADAMS

THAT”S...DEFINITELY NOT HOW I THOUGHT THAT WAS PRONOUNCED

RIP buff Rung theory, you will be sorely missed

RATCHET!!! GOSH HE DOES SOUND LIKE A WEIRD NEW YORKER that’s an interesting take on his voice! I wonder how they decided on that

SOUNDWAVE!!! SOUNDWAVE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WOULD DIE FOR YOU!!! AND HE EVEN HAS BACKUP DANCERS!!! Of course the crowd is going wild for him

AW MEGATRON AND OPTIMUS *whispers* datenight

WHEELJACK AND SHOCKWAVE AW THAT”S SO CUTE They’re both dorky science nerds / proud papas to the shocklets and OH MY GOSH DID SHOCKWAVE JUST LAUGH THAT”S SO CUTE

Gosh I love seeing the bots talking about sports that’s adorable

MACCADAM IS TALKING ABOUT THE FUTURE goshhh. I still see buff Rung but actually getting to meet Maccadam is pretty neat

DEADLOCK AHHH aw he’s so timid!! I love him :’) 

CHROMIA!!! I LOVE HER!!! And aww she’s making the same argument she does in the comic

OH NO DEADLOCK POOR GUY what a sweetheart, he’s just out here doing his best 

YOOOO MACCADAM THAT”S SICK AS HELL, IM SCREAMING

THIS DUDE DEFINITELY TAKES AFTER HIS PAPA RUNG

I need to draw Mac and Rung together, I NEED to see them hanging out

“To friendship” AW THAT”S SO PRECIOUS GOSHHHH

I CAN”T WAIT TO SEE MORE OF THIS SHOW I LOVE IT

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Prompt number 29 with Patrick stump please (if you are still doing those sorry if there is too many requests)

You Don’t Know You’re Beautiful

You were lounging on the couch and you smiled as you looked at the picture of you on instagram. Pete and Meaghen went on a double date with you guys last night and Meaghen took the cutest picture of you and Patrick. The moment you mentioned you found it cute, Patrick posted it to his instagram.

A night on the town with this beautiful girl, the caption read, complete with an emoji of champagne glasses.

Jesus Christ, how did you get so lucky? Pete’s comment stuck to the top of the post.

Ahem, photo creds to my girl Meaghen!

Typical Pete, he just had to shine the spotlight on his girl, you laugh to yourself. Your eyes trailed to the next comment. And the next. And the next.

Gees she looked so good when she had lost that weight, it’s too bad she gained it back.

Such a pretty girl, but such a weird body 😂

Of all the girls Patrick could choose from, he chooses her? Yikes.

Your heart sank and your eyes filled with tears. You tried to contain the thoughts racing through your head. You’re fat and ugly. Why did you gain back that weight you lost? You were so much prettier when you were thin. You had really let yourself go.

You put your phone down and looked down at your purple t shirt. You waist was thick, folding in the middle while you were sitting. You are disgusting. You suddenly feel like your extra weight was sitting on your chest. You can’t catch your breath as the horrible thoughts continued to pour. You sit on the edge of the couch, doubling over.

You start letting out quiet sobs but they quickly escalate, feeling like it was impossible to breath. Patrick must have heard you from the next room.

“Y/n?” He called from the hallway, his anxiety evident. You can hear in his voice that he is moving quickly. He appeared in the doorway and you look to him, clearly struggling to breathe. “Y/n,” He sweeps over to you, not sure of what is going on. It looks like you’re having another asthma attack and he and kneels in front of you. “Do you need your inhaler?” He asks quickly.

You shake you head, still folded in half. He goes to hold your waist.

“No!” you cry, shoving his hands away. You don’t want him to touch the fat around your stomach. You’re too ashamed.

“Sweetheart,” he pleads, furrowing his brow. You’ve never acted this way before. Your crying is getting more and more out of control.

You are convinced there is simply no air in the room.

Patrick considers maybe calling 911 or recruiting Pete for assistance. He wasn’t sure what to do and you wouldn’t let him touch you. Now it seemed like you couldn’t breathe at all and a knot of concern tied in his stomach.

“Y/n, listen to me sweetheart,” He said just loudly enough for you to hear him, “It’s going to be okay.”

You shake your head and continue to gasp. He ducked his head and puts himself into your line of sight.

“Y/n, look at me,” He directed. You lifted your head a bit in response. He pointed to his eyes. “Right here sweetheart,” he directed as your eyes finally wandered up to his. “Look at me–just breathe, okay?”

You tried to nod and follow his command.

“There you go,” he encourages you, “Just like that.”

All he wants to do is wrap you up in his arms. Instead, he hesitantly reaches out and places a hand on your shoulder. You melt into his touch and he is relieved you are returning to the Y/n he knows.

He stroked your arm with his thumb. You are attempting to slow your breathing but you’re literally choking on your own tears and snot. You cough a few times so you can actually inhale. You’ve exhausted yourself.

“You’re okay,” he soothed, “take your time.”

You sit up a little and wrap your arms around Patrick’s neck, resting your forehead on his shoulder. He starts to slide his arms around you but he doesn’t want to upset you again. This time you let him take hold of you and relax into his embrace.

“’Trick,” you whimper.

“I’m right here, Y/n,” He responds.

You tighten your grip around him and slide off yourself the couch into his lap.

“Okay, okay,” Patrick adjusts you and himself to sit properly. “Talk to me sweetie.”

You hold your breath momentarily.

“Do you–do you think I’m fat?” you whispered. You feel Patrick’s body tense up.

“Y/n, of course not!” He denied sincerely.

“I gained weight, the stretch marks, I don’t…” You listed off with no particular order to your thoughts.

“You are such a beautiful girl,” Patrick shook his head. You were generally a pretty confident person, so he felt awful seeing you so upset with yourself. “Baby where is all this coming from?”

Your tears are threatening flow again.

“It’s just the, you know, people,” You shrug in distress, “They all talk in the comments. How I’m so fat…” You trailed off.

“None of that is true, Y/n,” Patrick counters, “You are gorgeous. Those people commenting are just jealous 13 year olds. They don’t even know what they’re talking about.”

“You could have any girl in the world,” you say quietly, “You can do better than me.”

Patrick pulls you away from his chest.

“That is not true,” Patrick said, his softness transitioning to a stern tone. “I love you, Y/n. There is no one more perfect than you. There is nobody else–it’s you. It’s always been you,” he gazed at you with wonder.

“Really?” You search his eyes for insincerity, but found none.

“Really.” He replied confidently. “God, you are so fucking beautiful,” he smiles.

“Even when I’m a crying mess?” You giggle while wiping some tears away and sniffling.

“Especially when you’re a crying mess,” He nods.

“I love you Patrick,” You say, resting your head back onto him.

“I love you too Y/n,” He replies simply.

Yeyyy I hope you enjoyed it :)