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feeling SO many things about those episodes holy shit but the thing that’s getting to me the most (as per usual whoops) is the weight of Ed’s lingering trauma. the contrast seems to be starkest with Izzy and I think that’s SO fascinating.
It kind of feels like Izzy actually died during the gun scene and has since come back entirely rebirthed…he’s basically a new person, and it’s kind of amazing to see. it’s like he had a factory reset and now sees the world as it always could’ve been. he went from being the embodiment of suppression and maintaining the status quo to the exact opposite, creation and art and change—it’s like falling to rock bottom broke the chains he was always forcing on himself and others and now he’s just totally free from it all.
But Ed…he’s still coming back wrong, no matter how hard he tries. I think his throwing things overboard is such an interesting motif, since the things he tosses into the ocean seem to keep having a way of coming back metaphorically if not literally—Stede’s things (ft. Lucius), himself, and now his iconic clothing which represents the Blackbeard persona (which looks like it’s coming back next ep). He tries so hard to wash away the things he doesn’t want in his life anymore and for better or for worse, it’s never permanent.
And I just think that’s so tragic and so interesting and so beautiful somehow, since he truly needs these things to come back to him. But he’s haunted by the guilt of it all no matter what direction he looks in, and because of that, when he tries to remove the reminders they just boomerang back in a new shape. Even Stede is kind of an example of this; Stede is back, for him, but he’s just not the same as he was—he’s killing and he’s flaunting it and he’s not the sweet little goldfish that saved him anymore. Ed’s self-imposed curse appears to have caused one more thing to come back wrong.
It just gets me how he’s so good at so many things, but the thing he can never seem to do is steer the narrative the way he wants. He’s really just trapped in the wrong genre all season. And I can’t fucking wait for him to get episodes of jokes and laughs again.
#hey look my best bud genre returns to me#I have about 8 million more thoughts but I have finals week soooo trying to put a cap on that#actually chewing glass#ofmd#ofmd season 2#ofmd s2 spoilers#ofmd spoilers#ofmd meta#our flag means death#edward teach#tw: suicide#trauma
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The Ghost of Smokey Joe (1)
Minnie the Moocher
Adrien Agreste was acting bizarre. Stilted body language, plastic smile, and he seemed to have forgotten how close they were. Before she can get the truth out of him, Marinette finds herself as the sole heir to the Gabriel brand and the mansion, following the murder-suicide of both Adrien and Gabriel Agreste. The mystery continues as Tikki explains that Adrien was Chat Noir...but if Adrien is six feet under, why is Chat Noir still running around?
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This was started before season three ended, though I was busy at the time and couldn’t finish it. Basically, season 4 never happened, and the Peacock Miraculous is still broken.
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At the age of 22, life had a good projection for Marinette Dupain-Cheng. She finally got her big break, somewhat thanks to Adrien. She was working at Gabriel, as one of Gabriel Agreste’s lead designers, though she was still technically an intern. Though Adrien didn’t directly have a hand in getting her the job, his continued praise of her work in front of his father probably had something to do with it.
Though it was never confirmed, Marinette would never have to worry if she got the job on her own merit or not. She did.
In fact, Gabriel was continually impressed with her work, even after she had landed the position. His harsh criticisms ended with her. Where he never hesitated to rip another designer to shreds for a mistake, Marinette never had to face that rage.
He just honestly respected her too much to do so. And it helped that she was so gracious with his critiques. Never taking anything personally, and doing everything for the brand.
Co-workers probably could have been resentful to her, but if they were, it was never outwardly shown. It helped that she readily got along with and tried to be friends with everyone. She took advice to heart, and accepted criticisms professionally. So it was hard to dislike her. Even when she was the one that was accepted into the Agreste Manor to work with Gabriel in person. A rare treat for any employee. And she got to go at least twice a week.
There was just one little tiny problem.
8 years later, Marinette no longer had a crush on Adrien. Oh no, she was head over heels in love with him. The deepest, most pure, sweet, and sincere love there was. And he had no clue.
It was her curse. As they got older and matured, so did her feelings. He only got more handsome, more friendly and outgoing, and more perfect to her. He learned he was allowed to be affectionate with his friends, her, Alya, and Nino, and didn’t hold back. Marinette was showered in hugs, cheek kisses, and hand holds. All punctuated with the dreaded phrase, ‘you’re such a great friend, Marinette’.
It’s like he wanted her to suffer.
As they graduated Collegé, Adrien confessed that he was afraid they’d all grow apart as they went off to University. Marinette took that as a challenge and made sure to invite them to weekly get-togethers. And so friends did they remain.
And only friends.
Marinettte came home to her shared apartment with Alya. Her long time best friend was sprawled out in the middle of the living room, surrounded by swatches.
Marinette laughed at the sight. “Wedding blues?”
“Yes!” Alya shrieked, sitting up. “We’ve been together for 8 years, engaged for six months, and I still haven’t picked our colors yet!”
“I thought you were doing burnt sienna and forest green? You know, a call back to your stint as Rena Rouge and Carapace?” A supposed secret between them up until a few years ago.
“I can’t. I don’t like the combination anymore. And no matter how temporary, our superhero run should remain a secret. I shouldn’t have even told you.” She started cleaning up the swatches, resigned to know that she wasn’t getting anywhere tonight. “How goes the apartment search?”
Marinette winced. “Not as great as I was hoping. A lot of places that I could afford, but I could afford better with a roommate. I want to have savings, you know?”
“Did you ask Adrien?”
Marinette blushed. “You know that’s not a good idea.”
“Why not? He’s still living at the mansion. And you’re such good friends.” Alya smirked at her. “Or, you could just ask him out. Then live with your parents for a few months until he realizes how perfect you are and proposes.”
“That’s not going to happen.”
“Says you! Look, you’re my maid of honor, he’s Nino’s best man. At least ask him out as a pretense to have an official date to the wedding.”
“A wedding that’s six months away?” Marinette asked, as she hung up her purse and coat. “And what if something catastrophic happens between then?”
“Then you kiss and make up at my wedding.”
Marinette rolled her eyes before heading over to the kitchen. “Alya, he hasn’t dated anyone since Kagami. I think he’s holding out for someone.”
“Yeah! You!”
Marinette fondly shook her head. “He’s not.”
“He is!”
“Did he tell Nino, and he told you?”
“Well, no. Nino’s been trying for years to get his crush out of him.”
“Then, there you go. If it was me, Nino would have found out by now. No, it’s someone else. Maybe a married woman, or a man.”
Alya laughed at that. “Girl, you always go to the worst case scenario. Just…flirt with him a little, prod him with your womanly wiles.” Then she batted her eyes. “Please? For me?”
“Alright. I’ll see what I can do. You know it’s going to go so well this time, right?”
“That’s the spirit!”
“I was being sarcastic!”
Folks here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher,
She was a red hot hoochie coocher,
She was the roughest, toughest frail,
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale.
The next day at work, Marinette forgot all about flirting. It was a race to finish her project. She had gotten the design approved, and now it was on to start assembling the piece.
There was a knock at her office door.
“‘Ome ‘n,” she said with a mouth full of pins.
Who would arrive except for handsome, angelic, and...pale? Adrien. “Are you busy?” He asked with a small voice.
Quickly, Marinette shoved the pins into the fabric to hold it in place, and dumped the rest back into the tin.
“I can take a break.” Anything for you. She thought, offering him a chair.
“Thanks,” he nearly collapsed into it. Then he looked around the office, for what, she didn’t know.
“Soooo...what’s up?”
Adrien didn’t answer right away, still scanning the room, eyes narrowed. He rubbed his palms on his pants.
“Are you okay?” She pushed a little more.
“Huh? Oh, uh…” He clenched his fists and swallowed harshly. “Do you…want to have dinner with me tonight?”
A blush stained her cheeks. “Really?”
“Yeah, um…somewhere private. I want to talk to you about something, but um…it’s a secret.”
“Well, Alya is going on a late night date with Nino, if you want to come to our apartment. I could just order some Chinese?”
He exhaled slowly and smiled at her. “That sounds awesome, thanks Marinette.”
“What time? I get out around 6.”
“I’ll meet you at 7 then?”
“Yeah, yeah that sounds perfect.” Spurred on by the fact he was finally asking her out on a date, Marinette leaned in and pressed a kiss to his cheek.
Adrien blushed furiously before standing. “Um, I’ll see you tonight then. Thanks for um…yeah, I’ll let you get back to work.”
Marinette continued to grin at him shyly until he left. Then she collapsed in the chair he had occupied. She didn’t have to flirt or do anything! It was finally happening! A date! With Adrien!
She ran to her purse and snatched up her phone. “Alya!” She called. “Alya, it finally happened! Clear the next 15 minutes and get the popcorn, I need to panic!”
He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses
Each meal she ate was a dozen courses
She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes
She sat around and counted them all a million times
That night, Marinette sat ready and waiting. The apartment was spotless. She had ordered his favorite dish, and wore a cute little green dress (his favorite color.)
“Alright, I’m leaving,” declared Alya. “You two behave.”
“It’s a first date, Alya. Like we’re going to do anything at all.”
“Puh-lease, the sexual tension between you two is unbearable. He’s going to be on you like white on rice!”
“Don’t be so vulgar!” Marinette laughed. “Adrien is a gentleman.”
“Sure. Anyways, I hope you have fun!”
“I’m sure we will.”
“Bye girl, bye.”
“Bye girl, bye!”
And the door closed.
Any minute now, Adrien would be knocking. And then what? Would he kiss her cheek like she had? A hug maybe? Or both? What was appropriate for her? Offer to take his coat? Yes yes, that sounded right. Was her hair okay? She brushed her teeth, right?
“Wine!” She announced. “What wine pairs with Chinese food?”
“Might I suggest Riesling?” Said Tikki, from her hiding place.
“Riesling! Riesling…I don’t have Riesling! I don’t know what that is!”
Tikki laughed at her. “Marinette, just relax. Just do a Rosé. It’s fine.”
Marinette hurried to the cabinet and fetched a bottle and two glasses. Then she poured one for herself and downed it in one go. “I don’t know if I can do this! I’m so nervous!”
“You and Adrien are great friends, it’ll go great! Just relax and enjoy it. He’s not even here yet, there’s no reason to panic.”
“You’re right! I’ll just…I’ll just wait!”
So she sat and fidgeted. Nothing to do but wait.
And wait she did.
8 o’clock came before she knew it. And she checked her phone. Nothing.
Did you forget about dinner? She texted.
There was no reply.
“It’s alright Marinette, he’ll come. Maybe he got held up in traffic, or his father needed him for something?” Tikki said encouragingly.
“Yeah, maybe…he’d at least call, wouldn’t he?” Not waiting for an answer, she called him first.
“Hey there, it’s Adrien, I’m not available to answer right now…”
She hung up.
She poured herself another glass. “He wouldn’t just…ghost me?”
“He cares a lot about you, of course he wouldn’t.”
“Hey there, it’s Adrien, I’m not available to answer right now…” Another voicemail.
9 o’clock.
Poor Min, poor Min, poor Min
“Hey there, it’s Adrien, I’m not available to answer right now…”
The Chinese went cold, and the bottle of Rosé was emptied.
He never showed up.
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I can’t guarantee prompt updates for a little bit. I have some logistics to figure out, but I have a few chapters ready, so I figured I’d start posting! All the chapter titles are songs from my spooky halloween playlist that inspired this fic (and their lyrics will be in the chapters)! You can find that playlist here. The playlist will be updated as the fic goes on.
I hope to post the last chapter on Halloween!
#ml#miraculous ladybug#fanfiction#the ghost of Smokey Joe#marinette dupain cheng#adrienette#adrien agreste#ladybug#chat noir#mystery#murder mystery#horror#ghosts
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Personal thoughts on… 2019 releases (Part I)
Note: As the title says, these are just personal opinions on Choices books and chapters. Of course, you may agree or disagree with them, I only use this platform to express my thoughts on what I read every week.
After dealing with a lot of work and stress (to the point I ended up being sick in bed for a few weeks and now after a few months I still haven’t fully recovered), I’m finally back!
I’ve been playing Choices for over two and a half years now, and I honestly can’t remember a busier year than 2019. We’ve had the chance to read over 30 books! So I wanted to take some time to give my personal opinion on these releases. As there are so many books to talk about, this will be a three-part post and I will also include current releases and books that were released during 2018 but were finished in 2019. The list is organized in alphabetical order and it doesn’t include the VIP Books (as I don’t have access to the feature) or the seasonal books (as I’ll talk about them in another post, after all of them have been fully released).
A Courtesan of Rome (November 14, 2018 - June 12, 2019): I have a feeling that ACOR was one book before the hiatus and a completely different book after the hiatus. At first I found the story interesting, but it wasn’t like I was waiting every week for a new chapter to be released (honestly, those “8 years ago in Gaoul” scenes killed my mood so, so badly during half of the book!). However, after the hiatus, things seemed to move faster and that caught my attention. Overall, I really liked this book and I enjoyed reading it. I have a soft spot for these MCs that are super smart, so I loved to see our badass girl using her beauty and her brain to reach her goals. The LIs were awesome, too. I don’t think it was one of those “They’re all so good, I don’t know which one to choose” situations, but it was nice to see how every LI represented a different point of view of the conflict, so kudos to the writers for it. Of course, after the final chapter it was pretty clear that we won’t be having a second book, but I’m not that sure if it was actually planned to be a series. Sad.
Across the Void (August 20, 2018 - May 13, 2019): This book has probably one of the best graphics in Choices… but it also has probably one of the worst plots and some of the most hated characters in the app. We got this nice MC whose only mission was to be the captain of a luxury spaceship in the middle of a civil war. Of course, we got caught in the middle of it. And what does our MC do? He/She throws parties so the passengers and the crew can relax! We also had these annoying siblings who didn’t even think about making our job easier, a male LI that we shared with our brother, a male LI that hid very important information from us (and we got to know about it at the end of the book), and a male LI that we barely saw in the book. Thank God for the female LIs in this book! On top of that, we had to choose if we supported the Jura or the Vanguard without even knowing what their role in this conflict was. Thankfully, the hiatus helped to improve things a little and the final chapters were way better than the first ones where nobody seemed to have clear what was going on with this war. Of course, the fact that we had a choice to kill our MC at the very end of the book means that there is no chance to have a second book, but I wouldn’t mind revisiting this era with a better story in the future.
America's Most Eligible: All Stars (January 16, 2019 - May 1, 2019): Have you noticed how reality shows that are pretty successful in the first season tend to become lame, boring and repetitive in subsequent seasons? That’s exactly what happened to me with AME. I enjoyed the first book, even though I don’t think it has super memorable characters and there is nothing like “wow” in the plot, following the story was easy and (don’t deny it, because you know it’s true) it definitely made our competitive side to blossom. But in Book 2, things became repetitive and boring. Sure, we got some new characters, such as Vince and Slater. Sure, it was nice to see Mack, Jen and some other familiar faces once again. But Carson continued being Carson, Ivy continued being Ivy, and Bianca was denied as a LI (again). So, overall, we got nothing new or refreshing in this book… and we ended it with a proposal? After dating out LI for like 2 months? We just didn’t need another wedding book.
America's Most Eligible: Wedding Edition (September 18, 2019 - Present): I seriously think the only reason why AME got a third book is because of us, the fans. The whole series has been about competitions and winning… and of course, we have to spend A LOT of diamonds to win. So I assume the first two books were very, very profitable for PB because of course, we all want to win. However, as we’ve learned this year, having a wedding book may actually end up “killing a series”, and AME is not the exception. From the moment that the writers turned our wedding special into a competition, I knew things were going to be weird. In my very personal case, having Slater in my party made no sense at all, because my MC has never trusted him, so they’ve never had a good relationship. Then, having to compete against Vince and Ivy, our biggest enemies in the competition is so… basic. I’m kind of tired of the dynamic with them… it’s been two books already. And then we have all these super weird storyline with Jen. I mean… how is it possible that she is the showrunner, but at the same time she is a contestant… or even our fiancée!?!? The only thing I may rescue so far is that finally all Bianca and Slater lovers got a chance to express their feelings (and I’m so waiting for drama if you reciprocate them!). But that’s all.
Baby Bump (December 9, 2019 - Present): I know this book is on the list of the “most hated books in 2019”, but for some reason I can’t explain, I still haven’t found anything that truly disgusts me about it (maybe I’m lowering my standards?). I know and I understand that some people feel uncomfortable because we didn’t have a chance to choose our baby’s dad, or because our baby’s dad acted like a total freak by proposing in the second chapter, but I have a feeling that things will improve, especially because our own MC seems to be a grounded person overall. Probably my main complaint goes to how some stuff seems to be repetitive from other books (besides those Big Sky Country vibes all over the place). I mean… why is the evil girl always a bitch? Why do we always have to choose between an insanely rich LI and another LI who’s not so wealthy? When did the MC, both LIs and Luisa become “a gang”? I know there are too many things that seem out of place now, but I have faith. It won’t become a masterpiece, but it won’t be a complete disaster either.
Bachelorette Party (July 18, 2019 - October 17, 2019): Humor, fun, romance, but above all, friendship. I really liked this book at the very beginning because it was a light story, but at some point I felt the writers ran out of ideas right in the middle of the story and started dragging things. They tried to add a more serious touch with the case plot (I even thought we would be having some plot twist as we did in the Perfect Match series), but I think they failed. I kept waiting forever to see a connection between the case and some characters such as Reed or Skip, as everyone seemed to be connected with it in some form, but that never happened. Also, we had Aisha, a trans character who most of us loved at first, but who became annoying after blaming everyone but her for losing the case and not telling the truth behind it (even when she knew we could have been killed she didn’t say the truth… come on, girl!). Finally, I missed our MC having her own self-healing plot after breaking up with her boyfriend/girlfriend… there were only mentions and a few questions about how we were feeling, but that was all. I would have loved to see our friends doing some things for us. At the end, I got a bittersweet feeling about it. I enjoyed the story overall, but there were so many things that could have been explored within the plot, that I’m not fully satisfied with the story.
Big Sky Country, Book 2 (July 27, 2019 - November 9, 2019): I never, ever in a million years would have thought that Big Sky Country would have a second book. Even though I love all these beautiful characters in the story, I thought the plot was pretty lame and boring overall. I can perfectly remember how criticized it was. So I was prepared to read the second book just because I had already finished the first one. But I’m soooo glad that PB proved me wrong here. Not only we had a second book that was much better than the first one, but we also got a story where the writers did a fantastic job trying to balance the screen time of all the LIs and they succeeded when trying to blend all the different plots in one single story. In my opinion, the weakest point of this book was actually the final chapter… Asha won, Clint died, and we became official and got engaged to our LI in like 10 minutes… it just felt too rushed for me.
Bloodbound, Book 2 (May 17, 2019 - August 30, 2019): Even though it’s not one of my personal favorites (and probably that’s why I don’t understand all the hype for it), if I had to choose between the first two books, the second one is the one I like the most. I feel a lot of things improved when compared to BB Book 1, but my special mention goes to Lily… she annoyed me so much in the first book, for some stupid reason I can’t explain, I barely could stand reading her lines… but she definitely grew (A LOT!) in the second book. Also, we were introduced to some new characters, such as Serafine or Nikhil (I’m pretty sure that there’s more about him that we don’t know yet). Sure we had some fantastic moments, such as the crossover with Nightbound (I hope to see more of it in Book 3) or discovering who was behind the Order. But there’s no doubt that my favorite part of this book was when the gang went to the Order headquarters and discovered that the only one who could access was the MC… realizing that the real power of our MC (at that point) was simply to be human, and not a vampire, blew my mind. That’s why I wasn’t rooting for her to become a vampire.
Bloodbound, Book 3 (November 9, 2019 - Present): One of the biggest complaints made by Choices players is that the writers seem to have problems trying to make a series attractive over time. We see unnecessary content that doesn’t add up to the plot, and a tendency to drag things in general. By the third book, people seem to be struggling with the series more than enjoying them. Well, this is not the case of Bloodbound. The series not only had its biggest plot twist by turning our MC into a vampire, but also we may notice the writers have not stopped to impress us. Of course, this book is the darkest one in the series, and after 6 chapters I still have so many questions… should we trust Rheya? Is she good or bad? What’s the real power of our MC given the fact that she’s also the bloodkeeper? Will our MC end up being the villain of the story? So far, I’m pretty happy with this book. If things will continue to be like this, I would LOVE to have a fourth book (especially if it’s said that this is the last book in the series).
Desire & Decorum, Book 2 (December 17, 2018 - April 8, 2019): Even though in my opinion this is the weakest book in the series, one of the things I value the most about it is how the writers managed to create this powerful MC in an era where women actually didn’t have much power and they were basically expected to get marry and obey their husbands. Of course, the whole plot where we were forced to marry Duke Richards was the main focus of the story, but seeing our girl standing up by herself, being helped by her friends and her true love, and saving the queen (and England) was an absolute pleasure. However, it wasn’t enough to fully convince me. The duel between Duke Richards and our LI, Duke Richards becoming Mr. Richards and getting arrested, and Briar’s happy ending are probably the best moments of the book, but even though I enjoyed it, it’s far from being one of my favorites.
#playchoices#choices stories you play#a courtesan of rome#across the void#americas most eligible#americas most eligible 2#americas most eligible 3#baby bump#bachelorette party#Big Sky Country#BloodBound#desire and decorum#acor#atv#ame#babu#bp#bsc#bb#d&d
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The feel good film of the Summer
PSA: This post contains a few spoilers so if you haven’t seen the film, get your butt down the cinema and watch it ASAP, you won't regret it.
So I FINALLY got to see Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again last week, and my god it did not disappoint. I’d seen mixed reviews, as you would expect from a sequel. I was really hoping it would live up to my expectations, and although the first one was just that little bit better, the second was still amazing. It has spent 3 consecutive weeks at the top in the UK, and has taken an impressive £39.3 million after its first three weekends on the big screen.This is almost £15million more than the first film!! Seems like people just can’t get enough, and I don’t blame em!
I was only 12 years old when the first film came out, and I would definitely say that it was the reason I became interested in Performing Arts. I don’t know what it was, but there was something about the film that truly memorised me and I had the ABBA greatest hits album on repeat for weeks, learning all the words to perform in front of all my adoring fans (aka my bedroom mirror). The film also has a special place in my heart as my Dad took my sister and I. He said to my mum it would be nice for us, but really he wanted to go as he’d always been an ABBA fan. So he was more than happy when I wouldn't stop playing the songs all day.
I had really big expectations for the second film, not only as the original cast were returning but also because.. CHER!!
The beginning of the film was really sad, as we learnt that Donna had died leaving behind Sophie and Sam. (When Sam got out the old photos of Donna and sang S.O.S again that hit me right in the feels, poor sam!!) However, the mood once again lifted when the retelling of how Donna came to find the island and met Harry, Sam and Bill along the way. I must say the casting for the young cast was fabulous, but I would have thought they would have chosen someone a bit different to play Sam- as in my opinion and according to thousands of people on Twitter, he didn't seem all too similar to his on screen father.
I would also like to point out how much of an iconic character of Donna is, she strong, confident and independent; not to mention that she sleeps with 3 men in one week and no one bats an eyelid/ makes a comment about it or slut shames her. That’s a very rare trope for a film that is based on a women and her relationships, as more often than not, even if the female character is a lead, she is portrayed as an over-sexual being/dumb or a slut even if she embodies everything but that, the character of Elle Woods (also an icon) from Legally Blonde is a perfect example. But hello it’s 2018 and women can do whatever the hell we want to honey, so you go girl x
Before I saw the film, I did wonder if they were going to recycle all the songs from the last film and how on earth they were going to do so. Much to my surprise new songs were included, and some I hadn’t even heard before! I can confidently say that ABBA is one of my all time favourite bands and all they produce is B A N G E R S !!!! There is not one song that I’ve heard that I don’t like. I also don't trust anyone that says they hate ABBA, like seriously hun ???? How can you not love them ?? Upbeat, uplifting and simply iconic is the only way to describe them. I’m actually listening to the soundtrack whilst writing this post and it doesn’t fail to put a smile on my face. I’m also needing a lot of dance breaks from typing!
My favourite newbies songs are Why Did It Have To Be Me, The Name Of The Game and Angel Eyes (The scene where they sing Angel Eyes is stolen by Julie Walters, she's just too funny and her comedic timing is too perfect)
I truly loved the film and these were my thoughts during the film:
1) I want Donna Sheridan’s wardrobe!!!
The costume department just nailed how I imagined young Donna to dress, a stylish natural bohemian vibe mixed with 70′s flares, platform boots and lots of loud prints. Everything was perfect, even down to the rings she wore on most fingers- the attention to detail just enhanced Lily James’ performance and every inch of me believed she was made for the role.
2) Amanda Seyfried is a GODDESS
I mean, can we just take a moment to appreciate how the older she gets the hotter she gets!!!! Somehow she is definitely ageing backwards.
3) Christine Baranski is a bad bitch!!!!!!
Christine plays Tanya, who is a serial flirt and all round sass pot, and this role is made for Christine, she looks fabulous for her age and not to mention her dance moves?!! That high kick during Angel Eyes??? Giiiiirrlllllll, I hope I'm that limber when I'm 66! Plus her delivery of “Be still my beating vagina” was tooooo funny.
4) I NEED a holiday
The island “Kalokairi” (which was actually Skopelos) looks like an absolute dream. Mamma Mia 2 was also filmed in Vis, Croatia. The sea in both locations is simply stunning. I’ve been to Corfu so have had a taste of the blue Mediterranean waters, and I am so desperate to go back. I'm hoping Croatia is going to be mine and Charlie’s destination of choice next year! It looks incredible and is at the top of my list to visit.
5) God I miss singing :-(
I haven't sung properly in well over a year and I miss it so much, whenever I watch a musical it always instantly makes me want to be on the West End stage. I really hope at some point in my life I am able to fulfil that dream.
6) I didn’t realise I needed to see Colin Firth dancing till now
Oh Colin, he really is such an awkward person but he can really bust some moves! Every time he shook his hips I couldn't help but laugh, it looks so wrong but its just so funny, and bless him for trying and giving it 110% cos he looks 10/10 fabulous xxx
7) Cher is kind of playing herself, but I’m okay with that
Cher had a small role as Sophie’s Grandmother- Ruby, an absent figure who was a singer/performer travelling the world. Her sharp tongue and classic persona just oozed the Cher we all know and love. It wasn’t too much of a stretch for Cher character wise, but she still made a great addition to the film.
8) EXCUSE ME, but where is Meryl ????
So I had some idea from the trailer that we wouldn’t be seeing Meryl Streep as much seeing as her character had died, but I was really disappointed we only got to see her for 10 minutes (ish) at the end of the film! Mind you, the little time that we did get to see her was soooo emotional and had everyone including me sobbing like a baby. Plus the song Donna and Sophie sing together (My Love, My Life) makes me tear up every time I hear it. But Meryl was missed for the majority, I wish they didn’t kill Donna off so we could have had another film!
So if you’re in need of a girls night out, or just a general pick me up, defo go and see this film. I guarantee you will leave feeling uplifted and with at least 4 songs stuck in your head.
Em Xx
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The Scar Solution - Fast, Natural Scar Removal From Home
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The whole experience.
Even though Ive already shared so much, I’m going to try to think of anything else I’ve got!
First of all, after two days of not enough sleep, no proper meals, 10+ hours of driving, more excitement than my little heart can handle, and too many long stretches of sitting, standing and walking, I’m in serious need of a nap. I will not be setting an alarm for tomorrow morning and possibly sleeping until noon.
I already chronicled my fairly uneventful morning wandering the city stalking them. Saw Artem get off the bus. Saw Rashad working out outside the buses and spied on him from the top floor of the parking garage. Saw Emma, Sasha, and Ruby get in a car. Walked past Artur (now I REALLY wish I had stopped and said hi to him!!!). And that was it.
Fast forward: I got to the VIP check in spot about half an hour early. I was the first one there because I’m me, but then a little family showed up just a couple minutes later. Mom, dad, and two girls who are 12 and maybe 8. They were soooo excited! I’m not much of a socializer, but I can socialize with 12 year olds so I started chatting with them. They said it was their first time and I told them it was my third so they started asking me all sorts of questions. (We basically bonded the whole rest of the night, except during the actual show because we weren’t sitting by each other, and now they’re my “new family.”) We saw Sharna and Lindsay walk by across the street to the buses like they owned the place and we all almost fell over! The girls were especially excited to meet Emma and really wanted to see her at the meet and greet. I was sure Emma would be there, but I didn’t want to say that and get their hopes up just in case she wasn’t! At one point, the mom and girls went to find a bathroom, came back, and then the dad went and took his turn. He came back and showed them his phone and said, “Look at this!” He ran into Emma on his way back and got a picture with her! It was too funny! The girls were very jealous!
So we all went inside, bonded for a while and waited for the dancers to show up for the meet and greet. They finally did and we were in group 1 and waiting right in the right spot. They were the first ones through and I was second.
This was probably my favorite meet and greet yet! Got to meet Rashad, so that was the highlight obviously. But I’ve also been dying to meet Emma and Keo and I got both! (There were some girls in line behind me outside complaining about Keo and hoping he wasn’t part of it, so I’m kinda glad he was.) And Lindsay is just an adorable bonus, though I met her at my first tour. At the other meet and greets, most of the pros who were there were kinda distracted and not too engaging, but this time they were definitely excited to be there! (My new mom was so jealous when I told her I’ve met Val, but he was just kinda meh both times to be totally honest. I love him, but it just wasn’t as exciting as I would have hoped.) Keo was especially energetic and outgoing. I was already a fan, but I love him even more now! And it’s not like an act he puts on around fans. You can tell it’s just genuinely the way he is. So excited to be alive!
Mingled with Hayley for just a second because I mingled with her last time, too. Set out to find Artur and I’m glad I did! Since I walked past him on the sidewalk and got close enough to smell him, I knew I had to go for a hug. I figured he probably doesn’t get as much love as the others, so I was like, “I’m so glad you were at this show and I get to meet you!” And he started going on about how HE was so happy to be there and meeting the fans is the best part and his favorite thing and then randomly said how he didn’t know Oakland was like 20 minutes from San Francisco and asked if I was local. I told him I had to drive about 5 hours and I don’t remember what he said to that. Very happily got my picture!
Did my souvenir shopping and put my whole pile of stuff in my bag. My new mom saw me and said, “This isn’t your first time at the rodeo, is it?”
Finally got to the seats and I knew I was 3 rows back, but still couldn’t believe it! My new family came to check out my spot with me and they were jealous! But they were sitting about where I sat the last two times which is a good spot!
As far as the actual show, it was a blur of course! I think I actually liked the last two I saw a little better because there was a little more variety in styles than there was in this one. Some highlights I can remember: Artem and Britt did some sort of salsa type think I really liked. Alan and Lindsay did some sort of samba type thing I LOVED! Alan and Sharna doing the despacito one was obviously so hot. One of my favorites! (They really do have spectacular chemistry. But Sharna had great chemistry with Alan AND Keo AND Artem AND Artur so…) I thought I took a video of the first part of it, but I must have not clicked the button! UGH! But there are plenty of decent quality videos floating around so I’ll live. I did not even glance at Emma and Artem once in that dance. Oops. I think I liked Alan and Sharna’s Argentine tango better though. That was super duper hot and I was totally mesmerized. I couldn’t believe how many dances they did with the boys in those uniforms they wore! Emma and Keo did something that I think was rumba-like that I loved. They have great chemistry, too! I said this last night and I’ll say it again: Hands down my favorite to watch on stage is Keo. (With Sharna obviously in second followed by Alan, Artur, Hayley, and surprisingly Sasha.) He is just so passionate when he moves and it all just pours out of him. It’s absolutely incredible. Like if everyone else was at 100%, he was at least at 250%. And he was so kind and genuine with everyone he met outside. He is just a good human being. Sharna and Artem’s dance was HOT. Seriously. I am not a Red Velvet shipper, but they damn near converted me. WOW. Sharna and Artur doing the blindfold dance was also rather hot and steamy. Big fan of that one. He’s a great performer, too. Really gets into the character of each individual dance. Sharna interviewing the princes was awesome!!! She’s just so hilarious. I know everything they say is basically scripted and they do it the same every night, but it’s still so funny and doesn’t come across as scripted at all I don’t think. We learned that Artur, the newest prince, likes long walks on the beach and can cook so he’s a total catch (but I will fight you for him). The thing with Artem getting all up in her space and her getting all flustered was kind of adorable and too funny. And of course Alan likes older women. (I chickened out and didn’t yell pick me, but I met him afterwards so it’s all good.) Emma and Rashad did their Viennese waltz and I looooved that one. There was a little thing with Sasha and Rashad going back and forth about Emma with Rashad teasing about how he got to dance with her every week. I enjoyed it too much because MY crack ship is Emma and Rashad for sure. No shame. Also Britt and Keo’s dance was so beautiful. Maybe my favorite of the whole night even! And I told Britt how much I loved it when I met her!
The “after party”: Earlier in the night when I was bonding with my new family, my new “little sisters” were talking about how the dancers go outside after the show and take pictures and they wanted to do that. Their parents weren’t convinced so I was like, “Yeah. They really do.” I didn’t think they would stay, but I ran into them outside afterwards and we all squeezed up in front together and waited. I was so excited waiting for them to come out and the girls were like, “Why are you so excited?! You’ve seen them before!” I tried to explain to them that it’s just as exciting every time! And I’ve definitely never waited at the buses before. We waited impatiently, all of us shaking with excitement! Artur was first out and man is he pretty. My pictures with him absolutely do not do him justice. He remembered meeting me inside! Next out was Sasha. Very friendly and personable. Total selfie-taking pro. He was like, “You want a picture? I got this.” And grabbed my phone and took it for us. Actually, most of the guys grabbed my phone and did the picture for us. They were also more outgoing and more “touchy feely” (for lack of a better phrase) than the girls. Like they just got right up in our business and I did not hate it. Then came Artem. Pictures also do not do him justice. He is a beautiful man. Holy crap. And super sweet and friendly! He asked everyone how they enjoyed the show and all that. Very nice! Also one of my best pictures is with him! Then came Keo! Again, amazing. He is just the happiest guy. So kind to everyone he met and so happy to talk to everyone. Also very very attractive in person. Emma was next and I saw her ring up close and in person and it’s so pretty! This was when she told me she lost her Shad Squad shirt and that Rashad needed to get her a new one. My new family started to leave then because Emma was the highlight for them, but then Lindsay came out like 30 seconds later and they came running back. While we were waiting our turn for Lindsay, Sharna came out! Everyone went nuts. She got on the bus and I didn’t think she would come back out. She did and then she was chatting with a crew member. Me and one of the girls were muttering, “Over here, Sharna! Come over here, Sharna! Come on! Come here!” The mom said, “Lindsay’s like right there!” Lindsay got a kick out of that. Britt came around next. Very nice. So pretty. (Seems to be the theme of the night.) Told her I loved her dance with Keo and she seemed so grateful to hear that! Very cool! And then Sharna Burgess herself made her way around to me. It was like a dream. She is a million times prettier in person. And as genuinely happy and kind as it is possible to be. Told her how much I loved her and James and she said, word for word, “Aww. Thank you. He was my favorite, too. I love that man.” Surprised my new family didn’t have to pick me up off the ground then. I was a little flustered now because Alan came out at some point, too, and started at the opposite end of the line from Sharna and they met right in front of me!!! Like you can see Sharna in my pictures with Alan. (Was it fate?! I think it was fate.) Also, Alan is too cute. Good grief. Another one of my better pictures. I told him he was the one I was most excited to meet, but I have no idea what he said to me after that. He took me phone and took the picture for us. (Dude. I’m just now processing the fact that all these people actually touched my phone. The same phone I touch all the time. Omg…) All that matters is that I hugged Alan and I got my picture with him and I’m happy! And saving the best for last… Rashad. I’ve said this multiple times now, but he is absolutely beautiful (inside and out) and smells like heaven. When I’m meeting them, I’m so nervous and flustered all the time. With him I made a point of looking him in the eyes and talking to him and telling him how happy I was to meet him and he was so sweet. Another amazing guy. (Sharna going on about how she’s single when she’s got all these perfect guys to choose from. I’ll take whichever one she doesn’t want. I’m not picky.) Hayley was hanging around a bit and had gone onto the bus. I left after meeting Rashad because he was the last one I had left to meet besides Hayley, but I met her inside. Not sure if she actually came out or not. But assuming she did, I am still in total shock that every single one of them actually came to take pictures. I figured some of the guys would (Keo, Rashad, Alan, Artur) and I was perfectly satisfied with that. But I met EVERY SINGLE ONE. I still think it was a dream, but I know it wasn’t because my Shad Squad shirt still kinda smells like the man himself.
And that’s the end. Holy crap did I have a lot to say! Obviously, the highlight was waiting outside and meeting them all. Cross that off the bucket list for sure. I am so so so glad I decided to do that. Made the entire trip worth it! And now I’m ready for the next tour!
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UnderStar part 1
Hey everyone Mr.E here with another of my older stories. Last week i was working on Starco week 3 but yesterday i came down with a bit of a stomach bug. it’s passed but i decided as i take the day off, Why not post one of my favorite stories I wrote? My Star crossover with undertale. I really try to catch the feel of the video game so i hope you enjoy it. Honestly this is as fourth wall breaking, meta humor as the game itself and there are minor spoilers for the beginning. To really help you readers get into the mood, I am leaving it unaltered from the fanfiction format i used. this was a birthday present for my friend @hains-mae who actually did some great artwork for the story that i recommend you check out. that’s it for me, have an amazing week and i’ll talk to you soon
Howdy friends, Flowey here! I am so sad tell you that the author Mr.E has been killed in a tragic accident involving a comically oversized X and a boulder. With his dying, pathetic last breath, he asked me to take over his duties and keep writing Starco stories for you wonderful, amazing readers and I humbly accepted his last request because...hey, wait a minute!
Hi! Mr. E here. Despite the fact that SOMEONE tried to kill me, I'm still kicking. So that message I opened from Flowey? Well yeah worst mistake ever. I don't know what's going on but he's gotten into the story and he's trying to destroy everything! I'm trying to stop him but he's just so wiggly and annoying! Just stay here, don't read further on okay? I'll come back when I finally gotten rid of the pest. Just stay here!
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You know you want to read on. You know you're curious. Go on, read. It'll be a fun experience. I PROMISE.
Marco felt like he just fell from a fifty foot drop, his mouth dry with the strange, metallic taste. His body felt sore, his bones ached and the normally cushy, foamy bed he came to expect felt rigid, tough yet a little puffy like he was laying on a stone floor ontop of a pile of flowers or something.
Marco groaned weakly, trying to piece together what happened. One minute he and Star were leaping through the dimensional portal like they had a million times before, happily discussing every day life topics like where to go next, if they had left the stove on, how Star could not bring home the flesh eating werewolf no matter how cute it looked with a bow to now feeling like he'd been hit by one of Star's narwhals.
The blinding sun above wasn't helping either. Marco instinctively covered his face with his free hand, trying his hardest to will himself to move but he just wasn't feeling it. Whatever happened drained a lot out of him. He couldn't remember a time he felt so tired.
Well laying down wasn't going to help any and he needed to figure out what went wrong.
Using every ounce of self control he possessed, Marco removed his hand away from his face, allowing the sunlight to bask him in a warm, bright glow.
It was strange sensation, he thought to himself, when sunlight and the air vastly contrasted from one another.
The air was cold and damp, chilly and frozen with the strange taste of moisture within, almost like it was coming from somewhere deep in the ground, so far below that no source of light could reach it.
Marco made it to his side, groaning with effort as his hands felt something soft underneath his touch. Whatever he was felt smooth puffed like some sort of plant or foliage.
Marco opened his eyes slowly, his vision focusing in and out as it was assaulted with a sea of yellow.
“Wha?” Marco gently held the object in his hand.
It was a large, wild bunch of sunflowers nestled cozily under his body.
Marco glanced around the room curiously, the darkness of his surrounding making him feel uneasy.
He was in a circular cavern: thick smooth stone walls covered every inch as the sun poured in from a hole in the ceiling. It was so high that Marco couldn't see an edge or how far away the entrance was from him
Marco glanced around only to spot Star across from him, her body turned his way but not paying attention to him at all. She was awake and on all fours, staring at something with keen interest, her sky blue eyes wide with wonder.
“Star?” Marco asked groggily, wondering why the magical princess hadn't tried to wake him.
“Shh” Was Star's response, soft and gentle as her face did not even move an inch.
Marco frowned, annoyance filling his features as he followed her gaze to see what was so interesting.
“Oh....” Marco whispered, curiously watching the unconscious child in between the two.
The child was sprawled out on the bed of foliage like they were napping on the surprisingly comfy flowers, their eyes closed as their body rose and fell letting both Star and Marco know that they were still breathing.
The child's eyes were closed, looking more like two lines than anything else but that could be to due to the near darkness of the cave. The child had medium length straight brown hair with short bangs. They wore a magenta and blue striped shirt with blue pants and some brown shoes. But any other description of the child was....very difficult to give.
Marco couldn't tell if the child was a boy or girl. Marco was certain the child was a boy but every so often the child would shift just ever so slightly and the image of the girl replaced the boy.
And it wasn't just the child's gender that was impossible to deduce, it was everything about them. Their age could've ranged anywhere from 8 to 12, their skin color shifted with every subtle, sleeping movement they did.
The expression of the child made everything worse. Even fast asleep their expression was blank, as smooth and emotionless as the walls of the room were. Everything about this child was a mystery and it was maddening to decipher.
“Aww” Star finally spoke up, her voice still low as not to disturb the sleeping child “She's soooo cute!”
“Umm Star” Marco replied nervously, hoping he did not some how offend Star with his observation “I think she is a boy.”
“No, she's a girl. See the hair?”
“But boys have hair styles like that too”
“And her adorable shirt?”
“I wore that type of shirt growing up.”
“Umm, those shoes are so not guy shoes.”
“Star, they're just plain brown shoes. Lots of people wear brown shoes.”
“But her face. It's so angelic! So calm so....”
Star pouted, biting her lip while she tried to figure out the puzzle of the child's gender.
Marco stared too, hoping that with 2 people on the case, the mystery would be solved sooner than later.
“Well I guess in this angle she does...” Marco started as Star muttered at the same time “He does look a little...”
The two best friends shared a confused look with one another
“Should we just...?” Marco began uneasily.
“Yeah it's not important” Star agreed, standing to her full height with Marco following suit.
“What is important” Star continued, putting her hands on her hips confidently while staring around the cavernous room “Is how do we get...umm her out of here”
“The real question” Marco added, putting on his hand gingerly on the cool, slick surface of the walls “Is where are we.”
“Psst” Star scoffed, closing her eyes and waving off Marco's statement question “Easy, we're out of here!”
Star held up the dimensional scissors only to pale at the sight of the bent edges of the blades, their awkward angles filling the princess with dread.
“Oh no” Star muttered, twisting her body to prevent Marco from seeing the damaged magical item and freak out like he always did.
“Star?” Marco asked quizzically, trying to peer around her to see what she was hiding.
“Soooo.” Star stalled, slowly turning and holding the broken scissors in her palms “The scissors are broken....”
Marco didn't say anything, his face slipping into a mask of disbelief
“We're trapped here!” Marco shouted, forgetting all about the sleeping child for a moment.
The two flinched at the sound of Marco's voice bouncing off the walls of the cave, growing fainter and fainter the further it traveled.
“Marco” Star harshly scolded with a whisper “He's sleeping!”
Marco eyed the child carefully “I don't think she is getting up anytime soon. Besides, what happened? Why are we even here Star?”
“Why do you make it sound like I brought us here?” Star shot back, a defensive edge to her voice.
“Because you had the scissors!” Marco argued “You're the one that knows how to use them.”
“But I didn't bring us here! Or at least I didn't mean too” Star concluded, nervously chewing on her wand while she tried to determine if this whole side trip was truly her fault. All she wanted to do was take Marco on a secret trip, not the spooky cave of cave things.
“If you didn't bring us here, how did we end up here?”
“Hmm....I opened the portal, we jumped through, you said you forgot something and poof we're here!” Star mindlessly nibbled on her wand, her brain working as fast as it could to give Marco an answer “Maybe there was a large surge of magic that attracted the scissors to this place! I mean I heard it happens but such a force would have to be a huuuuuuge surge of magic. Like rewinding and alternating the very flow of time itself and there's nothing in the known universe that could do that.”
“So...” Marco asked, making his way over to Star's side “What do we do now?”
“Easy, we find someone to fix the scissors!” Star cheered excitedly
“And is there someone who can fix the scissors?” Marco questioned.
“No idea” Star admitted “but we won't find out if we simply stay here all day. Come on Marco”
Star turned on her heels, eyes sparkling at the entrance away further into the cave,
A rectangular doorway with elegant and detailed columns on either side, the archway held some sort of family seal in the middle, some sort of creature in flight but Star had never seen such a family crest before.
“Star, what about her?”
Star stopped walking, turning to face both Marco and the sleeping child.
“...Maybe it's safer for him if we leave her here...him...her.....” Star's head dully ached, the gender of the child causing her great confusion.
Marco nodded in agreement “We don't know what we will face. It'll be safer this way. We can't protect her...er him....if we're distracted.”
“Bye sleeping gender ambiguous child!” Star happily waved goodbye before the two made their way through the entrance way and deeper into the cavern.
“Ugh, why is it so dark in here?” Star whined, the luminous pink glow from her wand the only thing allowing either of them to see through the dark, shadowy tunnels of the cavern.
“Because it's a cave Star. Caves tend to be underground and dark, you know lack of sun and stuff like that”
“Why did the scissors bring us to this gloomy, dark place!” Star complained, pouting cutely “Who would be willing to live here?”
“I would!”
Star and Marco shared a concern look as they came into another circular room, another ray of sun shining down on a small patch of grass and on that small patch was a yellow sunflower but unlike the ones from before, this one was different.
It had black eyes and thin line of a smile, like an old cartoon character. It moved like it was alive, its little petals waving this way and that excitedly as if it had never seen a person before.
“.....umm....hi” Marco waved towards the eager and seemingly alive sunflower, unsure how to proceed with this whole talking to plant life plan.
“Howdy!” The flower responded, moving a petal like it was waving to them “My name is Flowey. Flowey the Flower!”
Marco opened his mouth to question how a flower could get sentience, let alone talk, when Star violently shoved him to the floor, rushing over and crouching over the cute little sunflower.
“Aww....you are so cute!” Star cooed, smiling brightly at Flowey.
“Yeah...” Marco chimed in, deadpanned and obviously irritated at Star's antics “Cute.”
Marco made his way over to Flowey and Star. Something about the little tiny flower setting him on edge.
“Wow you sure are pretty!” Flowey beamed joyfully at Star.
“Aww thank you! Such a sweet little flower.”
“You two must be new to the Underground, ain'tcha?” Flowey asked his rhetorical question, looking up and down Marco and Star's like he was searching for something.
“Is that what this place is called little flower?” Star asked, leaning over Flowey, giving him her undivided attention.
“Yep! Golly, you two must be so confused what's going on”
“A little” Marco agreed
“Well someone ought to teach you how things work around here! And I guess that's going to be little old me” Flowey told the pair with a playful wink.
“Thanks Flowey!” Star let out a happy cheer “That's so nice of you!”
“Are you two ready?” Flowey asked with a mischievous smile.
Marco felt chills run down his spine at the sight of the innocent grin.
“Wait...” Marco stepped forward to stop Flowey from going on but it was too late as Flowey let out an excited “HERE WE GO!”
Marco and Star felt odd as the world flickered between color and black/white before the staying in a colorless filter
“What is going on?” Marco questioned, his train of thought grinding to a halt when a faint, mild red glimmer began radiating from his chest.
Marco glanced down to see a small, bright red heart in the center of his chest, superimposed on top of his hoodie like a pasted on logo.
Marco turned to see Star's lips shaped like an O, her eyes lost in a child-like wonder as her pink hearts that rested upon her cheek became blue, her fingers carefully pinching and touching the now different colored hearts.
“See that heart? Er hearts?” Flowey explained, a strange gleam in his eye s “That's your SOUL, the very culmination of your entire being, entire existence!”
“Whoa!” Star pinched harder, trying to see if there was some way to peel off the blueness of her hearts and put it a frame or photo album.
“Your SOULs start off weak but you can make them stronger with LOVE!” “LOVE!” Star squealed, love was her favorite thing in the entire world!
“Yep! LOVE! And we share LOVE through these!”
Marco wearily stared at the small, seed-like pellet that appeared over Flowey's head.
“And those are....what exactly?” Marco questioned, body tense just in case.
“Friendliness pellets of course!”
“YAY! Friendliness pellets” Star clapped with childish glee “I want some love!”
“Okay, make sure collect the pellets to grow your LOVE!”
Star closed her eyes, trusting Flowey completely as she spread her arms open wide, cheerfully singing her favorite La la la la song as the pellet slowly inched its way over to the waiting princess.
Marco narrowed his eyes, the eagerness on Flowey's face was strange, off putting even.
“Star” Marco gently pushed his best friend out of the way of the approaching pellet, ignoring her frustrated and annoyed cries “I think maybe we should....”
The pellet made contact with Marco's body, disappearing into thin air. It was a light tap, barely a touch. So why did it feel like Marco's shoulder was being ripped off, why did his mind become hazy, any attempt to remember any small detail nearly impossible?
“Marco, MARCO WAKE UP!”
Marco's eyes shot open, his breathing heavy as he felt warm, almost like he was on fire. When did he close his eyes?
Marco stared upwards into Star's blue eyes. Her long blonde hair tumbling down the side of her face, a frightened and worried look filling out every corner of her body.
Marco opened his mouth to respond to Star's calls only to realize they weren't alone.
Next to Star was a humanoid female goat. She was a little taller and a little wider than the two young teens though that easily could've been due to how massive her blue robe with white sleeves seemed to be. She had two small horns coming out of the top of her skull, her droopy ears fluffy and cute. Her hands and feet were paws as well and she stared at him with a motherly glance.
“My child” she spoke slowly, making sure Marco was coherent enough to properly understand “Are you alright? That horrible creature did not harm you, did he?”
Marco shook his head, trying to ignore the ache in his shoulder. He didn't want to worry Star or goat mom too much.
Star offered her hand, letting out a sigh of relief when Marco gripped it firmly and allowed Star to help him to his feet.
“Where's Flowey?” Marco asked, eyes blazing with righteous fury at having been tricked.
“He just left, I'm sure he didn't mean anything by it. Maybe it was just an accident.”
Marco faced Star, unable to believe she was defending the psychotic flower after he tried to hurt her!
“Children” Goat mom interrupted, forcing the passive argument to be shelved for the moment.
Star and Marco gave the kindly goat their full attention, hoping that she could help them get out of this place or perhaps fix the dimensional scissors.
“I am Toriel” Goat mom explained “I am keeper of this ruins. I search them every day to see if any humans have fallen down here though I must admit I am surprised that I found two living beings instead of one. Normally you tend to travel solo up the mountain.”
“Actually” Star cut in “I'm Mewnian, not actually human.”
“I know, I can sense your SOUL. It is very similar to my own.”
Star was surprised at this information “What but...aren't you a...?”
“A monster, yes” Toriel filled in, nodding to her politely.
Star stayed quiet at this revelation forcing Marco to take up the conversation.
“We actually didn't fall down from the mountain.”
Toriel stared at them, confused and lost at what Marco was saying.
“I don't understand my child...”
Marco held out the bent scissors “It's a magical item that lets us travel between dimensions. Somehow we got trapped here and they broke.”
“I see” Toriel simply replied “I am not familiar with this magic and I have never seen anything such as this before. I am afraid I cannot help you”
Marco couldn't stop the disappointment from showing, sliding the broken object into his pockets
“Is there any way out of here? Of the Underground I mean?”
Toriel said nothing, her sudden silence causing Marco to anxiously await her response.
“Come with me” Toriel told the pair quickly “I know a place you shall be safe but we will have to pass through the ruins to do so.”
And without warning, Toriel left, her figure disappearing beyond the archway across the other side of the room.
Marco took a step forward only to feel Star grip his hand tightly, holding him in place to gather his attention.
“Star?” Marco questioned, wondering what was Star up to.
“Marco, you're not seriously going to follow her further into the ruins?” Star's tone made Marco feel stupid like she was questioning his intelligence or something.
“Of course I am! We don't have any choice, besides she seems nice enough.”
“She's a monster!” Star shouted, trying to make Marco realize what a terrible mistake this was “And she's hiding something! Did you hear how she hesitated? She knows there's a way out but she doesn't want to tell us!”
“Look Star, trap or not, we're not going anywhere on our own.” Marco explained, hoping Star could see his reasoning “We need to play along for now and we'll figure it out as we go.”
“Oooooor we can narwhal blast her!” Star suggested helpfully.
“We're not narwhal blasting Goat mom! I mean...” Marco shook his head “Toriel.”
Star cutely giggled at Marco's slip up “Hee Goat mom”
Star let out a defeated sigh, motioning for Marco go first “Your plan safe kid, you first.”
“I was going to be a gentleman but I think for the moment I'll stow the chivalry”
Marco and Star walked side by side into the darkness of the ruins, Star quickly breaking the silence of the moment “You know Marco, the code of chivalry only has one part of it that says respect women. The rest is protocols for medieval combat.”
“Whoa” The teens said as one, the elegance of the ruins overtaking both of them. The outside of the ruins may have been a simple cave but within, there with well crafted brick walls of a purplish tint. It was small but far more inviting than the outside cavern.
“Welcome to your new home, innocent children” Toriel bowed gratefully as Star and Marco made their way deeper into the room “Let me educate you in the operations of the ruins. Beyond are many puzzles designed slow or halt your progress but you needn't worry, I have already solved most of them. Just follow my instructions and all shall be well.”
“Toriel, I'm a magical princess from another dimension and Marco is a karate master of whirling death! I'm sure we can handle anything in the ruins” Star boasted, leaning against Marco and giving him a playful wink.
“Oh dear” Toriel sounded deeply ashamed “I am sorry your highness, I did not realize I was speaking to a fellow royal. Please forgive my rudeness”
Toriel bowed respectfully towards Star causing the young princess to shift guilty, her earlier accusations about Toriel now seeming petty and unfounded.
“It's okay Toriel...wait you're a queen?”
“No....not anymore” Toriel responded cryptically, turning and venturing further into th ruins without another word, Marco and Star following in her wake.
“Seriously?” Star scoffed, feeling insulted at having been treated like a small child. Not only were the puzzles absurdly easy to solve, Toriel was true to her word: She had indeed solved all them beforehand. From the yellow signs telling Marco and Star which lever to pull to Toriel guiding the two, by hand mind you, through retractable spiky floors, Marco and Star had barely lifted a finger to bypass the trials of the ruins. Even now Star could see Toriel hiding behind a pillar, having told them to simply walk to the end the hall by themselves as some sort of final test
Overly protective goat mom was overly protective.
“At least she's not trying to kill us” Marco told Star, hoping to curve Star's annoyance towards their benevolent, if overly cautious, guide.
“Marco, she wanted me to talk to a practice dummy.”
“Well....”
“You know what practice dummies are for right? For fighting!”
“Umm....” Marco started but there was no fighting Star's argument.
“I feel like a child. No, I feel like like a baby because as a child I was already stealing treasure from ogres and learning to fight with a sword.”
“Look she's just showing how much she cares, that's all”
“She's suffocating that's what” Star murmured low as the duo passed the pillar that was Toriel's spot, unsurprised when the female goat came out, robes sweeping, her hands held together as always.
“Greetings my children, do not worry, I did not actually leave you” Toriel said a smile.
“You don't say....” was Star's deadpanned response.
“I do say!” Toriel answered cheerfully “I was merely behind this pillar, testing your independence. Thank you for trusting me for you see I need take care of some things and you two must stay alone for a while.”
“Really?” Star's voice filled with an unsubtle level of eager craftiness. Marco face palmed himself.
“Yes, you two must remain here” Toriel went on, not catching wind of Star's intent “It is far too dangerous ahead and I have not yet written out the answers for the puzzles.”
“Oh, I see” Marco couldn't tell what he couldn't believe more: Star's overly agreeable tone or the fact Toriel just was not catching on to any of it.
“I have an idea! I shall....oh dear” Toriel's face morphed from joy to despair “I was going to give you this device. You probably haven't heard of it. It is called a cell phone. I was to give it to you so I may keep in touch with you both but alas I only have one and it is not right to give it to one and not have another prepared for the other. Dear how could I have been so thoughtless?”
“It's okay!” Star chimed in, reaching into Marco's pocket and fishing out his cell phone to see “Marco has a cell phone! You can use your phone to call him!”
Toriel looked completely awestruck “Oh my, you have a cell phone? Where ever did you get it?”
“Umm.....Verzion.” Marco answered sheepishly
“Hmm....I must speak to this merchant Verzion. Perhaps he could sell me more cell phones in case I need to hand them out. Some monsters do not have any and I feel terribly guilty for it.”
Marco chuckled nervously “Good luck with that, Verzion is only in the United States.”
“Oh....” Toriel replied, pouting a little bit “Well I suppose this will have to do. Please, Marco was it? May I have your number so that I may check up on you?”
Marco gave Toriel his number, suppressing his stranger danger urges despite the fact Toriel has been very trustworthy but sometimes old habits die hard.
“Thank you Marco” Toriel beamed happily at the two of them, the goat's face reminding Marco of his own mother for a moment “I shall contact you when I am done with my errands. So for now, do not move from this spot.”
“Sure mom...” Marco replied automatically before flinching “I mean goat mom! I mean Toriel!”
Toriel stared back at Star and Marco, face set in stone before a small smile played on her face, the best friends feeling a little guilty as Toriel was swallowed by the darkness of the ruins.
“Man, she really knows how to make you feel bad. She's so sweet. Like a puppy! Or cotton candy...” Star paused for a moment before snapping her fingers “or a cotton Candy puppy! Nom noms!”
“ugh, I know right?” Marco agreed “man she has a way of making you feel bad for not doing what she says. Come on we need to...”
Marco and Star jumped out of their skins as Marco's Space Unicorn ringtone filled the silent room.
Marco checked the caller I.D only have a row of question marks fill the screen.
“Hello?” Marco answered, putting on the speaker so Star could hear as well.
“Hello, this is Toriel, you have not left the room have you?” she asked curiously
“Nope!” Marco replied “Still here, where you left us 10 seconds ago”
“Good, there some puzzles ahead I have not yet explained. It would be dangerous for both of you my children.”
“Right Toriel.”
“on an unrelated note, which do you prefer? Cinnamon or butterscotch?”
“Cinnamon!” Star answered
“Butterscotch!” Was Marco's reply.
The two stared at each other, unsure what to say next.
“Would either of you mind” Toriel began slowly “If I put the two together? I know your have your favorites but I suppose it would be best to compromise in this situation”
“I'm okay with if Star is”
“That sounds yummy!'
“Thank you so much for your patience, please remain where you are. I shall be there shortly to pick you up”
Star and Marco shared a conspiratorial look with one another, knowing while goat mom meant well, they weren't defenseless children. They needed to get out of the Underground and return home as soon as possible.
“You ready to break some rules safe kid?” Star teased, nudging Marco's side playfully while winking his way.
“You are such a bad influence on me.”
“I think you mean fun...luence?”
Marco let out a joyful laugh “Come on Star, let's go. How bad could these ruins be anyway?”
Marco stayed as far away from Star as he could, eying both the magical princess and the doughnut she was scarfing down with equal parts disgust and disbelief.
“Amre Yspu surm; do Whna any Mmaco?” Star offered her half eaten doughnut to the increasingly uncomfortable Marco.
Marco could feel his stomach churn unhappily at the sight of the pastry, his face becoming pale as his body threaten to throw out what he had for breakfast.
“Ugh, Star you bought that at a spider bake sale!”
Star shrugged, not seeing what was wrong with the picture “So what Marco? It's pretty good.”
“Star, it was brought down from a web....by spiders!”
“Those spiders really know how to bake!”
Marco gulped, trying to keep the contents of his stomach down, Star taking a huge bite and finishing the rest of the spidery treat in one go.
“Ah!” Star let out a satisfied sigh, patting her belly contently “So good.”
“So gross” Marco countered, trying to find away to active the repression reflex of his brain.
“This place is pretty cool!” Star went on, ignoring Marco's green, vomit colored cheeks “Those puzzles were pretty fun.”
Marco stared her, annoyed “We fell down a hole. Twice. And that fourth rock gave so much trouble.”
“Yep!” Star continued, still completely oblivious to Marco “Fuuuuuun!
“Well at least that ghost was cool”
“And its little top hat? So cute!”
“The Underground isn't such a bad place huh?” Marco said casually
“Yeah” Star agreed, her tone distant and sad “But we can't stay here....”
Marco nodded “We have to get back home.”
Marco and Star made their way through the ruins, taking the only path they had not yet dared tread.
In the next room, directly in the center was a darken, silhouette of a tree, dead, branches twisted upwards as if searching for the sun.
“You think anyone could leave the Underground?” Marco asked quizzically, the dead tree making him feel uneasy “I mean who would willingly live here? It's so dark...cold....”
Star shrugged, trying to remain calm though the idea of these monsters trapped here began tugging at her heart strings “I don't know...but we're not going to find out just standing here.....”
Before either of them could react, Marco's ringtone went off once more, breaking the silence and the thoughts of the teenagers.
“OH!” A familiar called from beyond the dead tree “How did you get here my children? You are not hurt, are you?”
Star and Marco quickly found themselves wrapped in a furry embrace, Toriel gripping and holding onto them like she would never see them again.
She let them go after a moment, staring dolefully towards the best friends, almost as if she was asking for forgiveness
“I should have not left you alone so long” Toriel frowned, clearly ashamed at her actions “It was irresponsible of me to have done so, even if I wanted to get your surprise ready. I am sorry children, it will not happen again.”
“It's okay Toriel” Star tried to explain, the guilt in the goat mom's eyes too much for her to bear “We're okay! Me and Marco managed to avoid any monsters and the puzzles were really simple! We...”
“Well” Toriel turned away from Marco and Star “I cannot hide it any longer. Come children.”
and once more Toriel vanished but not into a cave like the other times but rather into a cute, cozy little home just beyond the dead tree.
“Do you like your new home children?” Toriel asked excitedly, motioning to her house humbly “I am sorry for the mess. I did not realize I would be having company over. You may find some things scatter about. Please simply put them in your pockets until you find a place to store them.”
The house was much bigger on the inside than it was on the outside: In front was a stair cause that descended further into the Earth. To the hall on the right were 3 sets of doors, hastily written signs held by their doorknobs. To the left was a large living with a chair resting next to a warm fire and beyond that seemed to be a kitchen given how some thin, black smoke was pouring from it.
“Surprise! Welcome to your new home!” Toriel told Marco and Star with a bright smile, holding out a delicious looking pie in front of them, the scent of butterscotch and cinnamon wafting through the little home and causing Marco's stomach to grumble with impatience.
“Thank you Toriel! This is amazing!” Marco politely told their host, eagerly reaching for a slice of pie and hungrily consuming within seconds.
Star took the pie offered to her but she made no motion to eat it, Toriel's words not setting well with the magical princess.
“Toriel....what do you mean our new home?”
Toriel peered at Star like she was confused, that Star's question made no sense or at least had an obvious answer.
“Well my child, I simply mean this is your new home. Where you will live from now on....with me.”
“What?” Marco managed to get out before a piece of the pastry went down the wrong pipe, choking him and causing him to wildly gasp for air.
“Toriel, you can't keep us prisoner here” Star threatened, slowly reaching for her wand in case goat mom tried something.
“Prisoner?” Toriel looked appalled, like the mere idea of keeping the teens trapped here was sickening to her “You are not my prisoners, you are my guests.”
“Then help us leave the Underground!” Star shot back, hand wrapped tightly around the hilt of her wand.
“You cannot leave child” Toriel told her, worry and concern in her eyes.
“W-wh...AH! Why not?” Marco coughed out.
“Beyond the ruins is the rest of the Underground” Toriel explained, her voice solemn and stricken with grief and sorrow “Here you are safe. You may live your lives in peace. But if you go beyond.....they....Asgore.....will kill you.”
Toriel closed her eyes as if the mere memory of this Asgore brought her great distress.
“Why?! We haven't done anything to those meanie pants!” Star shouted, her wand fully visibly to all parties involved.
“You are human Marco, and you Star are human enough. They are still bitter, still angry at the loss we have suffered. They would kill you on the spot simply to satiate their anger, their rage, their vengeance.”
“But there must be a way out of the Underground! Please Toriel, tell us”
Toriel said nothing, simply frowning and releasing a defeated sigh, one that made it seem like this wasn't the first time she had this conversation.
“I am tired children. I apologize. I will rest. We....we will discuss this tomorrow. I am afraid you two will have to share a room for the time being. As I said.....not many humans fall into the Underground and I have never had two beings at the same time.”
and like that, Toriel left, passing Marco and Star without another word, retreating into her room with hardly a sound.
Marco and Star made it to their room, a nice well kept room with a bed large enough to fit the two of them comfortably.
Marco fell on the bed at once, letting his tired body finally relax since the first time this adventure began.
Star sat on the edge of the bed but did not make any attempt to lay down next to Marco.
“Star? Star what's wrong?” Marco asked, the fact Star was so silent bothering the Latino greatly.
“We need to go home Marco” Star told him bluntly “We can't pretend house and stay here until Toriel decides to tell us how to get out of the Ruins.”
“Star” Marco frowned, trying to figure out the best way to explain this to his hotheaded, reckless best friend “We have no idea where we are, we have no idea what's going on and we have no idea what's beyond the Ruins. What if it is as dangerous as Toriel says?”
“Psst” Star scoffed, jumping to her feet aggressively “That doesn't matter. We can handle anything and if any monsters try to stop us, we'll kick their butts!”
Star made silly, goofy karate gestures and noises in hopes to pacify Marco, to get him to go along with the plan but to her dismay, Marco simply started at her, uncertainty in his eyes.
“Star, these monsters aren't bad. We can't simply fight our way out of every situation we come across.”
“Sure we can! We always have before!”
“But that was against Ludo, Toffee. Toriel is nice if a little over protective.”
Star looked hurt, tears building in her eyes, lower lip trembling
“Are you saying you trust her more than me?? Your bestie?”
“Star...that's not it at all.” Marco answered, unable to look upon the sad Star face he accidentally caused “I'm just saying she might know a safer way home, out of the Underground without running into Asgore. If we show her how responsible we are, how much we can take care of ourselves, I'm sure she'll tell us how.”
Star laid down, turning her back towards Marco, not saying a single word
“Star?” Marco asked, outstretching his hand to grab her shoulder.
“We'll talk about it later Marco” Star spat, her tone hurt and sharp “I'm going to bed.”
“Star...”
“Good night Marco.”
The finality of her tone was enough to stop Marco. He pulled his hand back and turned away from his best friend, unable to holding the cold, silent treatment she was giving him.
They had a long day, they were just both too tired and cranky. It be better in the morning. It be better then....
Marco let out a sleepy, content yawn, a good night's rest. He stretched his weary body, his eyes blinking once...twice...three times trying to rid the sleep out of them.
“Good morning Star” Marco called sleepily, turning fully expecting to see the long mane of Star's golden hair only to be met with empty space.
“Star?” Marco tried to keep the rising panic from spilling into his voice “Star!”
Toriel appeared in the doorway, her face sad and lost.
“I am sorry Marco, your friend has left....”
“Left?” Marco repeated, his mouth tasting like ash and dust “Left where?”
“Beyond the ruins, to the Underground.”
Marco rose to his feet at once only to be stopped by Toriel's hand
“You will not follow her. I cannot allow both of my children to be in danger.”
“Star's my best friend!” Marco shouted “I can't stay here knowing she's out there in danger!”
“Do not argue child” Toriel said firmly “I will destroy the exit from the Ruins....no one will be heading to the Underground any more...”
“You can't!” Marco yelled “I need to go! I NEED TO FIND STAR!”
Toriel said nothing, only turning her back towards Marco making him feel sick. That was the last time he saw Star, her back turned to her best friend.....
“Do not fight me child. Stay here. Stay safe....I will return shortly and we shall go over the curriculum for your education.”
Toriel left, her soft footsteps echoing dully through the hall.
Marco raced after her but goat mom was already descending the stairs, moving far faster than he had anticipated.
Marco gave chase, skipping as many steps as he could, the staircase leading deep and deeper into the cold, harsh Earth, the air becoming icy and chilling him despite his warm hoodie.
Marco found himself in a long, seemingly endless corridor. Silence was his only companion as he rushed to catch up to Toriel, the fear of Star's safety gnawing at him in waves. Why did he fight with her? Why didn't he hold onto her last night, tried harder to make her understand! Now she was gone and Marco had no one to blame but himself.
He burst into the room, Toriel standing stoically in front of two purple, massive doors, her symbol on her robes plastered in the center where the two doors met.
“They come...” Toriel spoke the moment he entered the room “They leave....they die....”
Marco took another step forward, hoping Toriel would see reason.
“....always they die.....”
Marco tried to stop the beating of his heart, each passing moment brought pain and shame coursing through his vein. Toriel was so happy when Marco and Star arrived....overjoyed there were two more people to share her home with her...
But now her voice was cold, distant like Star's had been.
Marco just ruined everything didn't he?
Toriel faced Marco, her long flowing robes sweeping through the air gracefully.
Her emotionless eyes reflecting Marco's sinful image back towards him “there is only one solution for this....”
Toriel lifted a hand to the sky, closing her eyes as a fireball flickered into existence above her. And another. And another and another until dozens of fireballs hung in the air, just waiting, the cackling of the flames the only sound heard in the room.
“You want to leave so badly?” Toriel opened her eyes once more “Prove yourself”
The fireballs inched forward, slowly closing in on Marco from every angle.
“Prove to me you are strong enough to survive” Toriel's hand shot forward and with it, so did all the fireballs, hurtling themselves straight for Marco.
Star felt guilty, hurt that she left Marco behind but given how much he was disagreeing with her the night before, she couldn't risk him sabotaging her plan. He could stay here and play the waiting game all he wanted but Star wanted to go home. She wouldn't be gone long, she'd come back for Marco as soon as possible.
Star let out a dejected sigh, trying to figure out where to go. Everywhere was dark and she could barely make out any features of anything.
“Golly, is that you Star?”
Star glanced around, wondering who had just said her name.
“It's me! Over here Star!”
Star turned and found herself staring at a spotlight of sun, Flowey the flower eagerly waving from within, his cheerful smile causing Star to return it with one of her own.
“Flowey? Is that you?”
Flowey nodded “Gosh Star, are you okay?”
Star fell her knees and looked at the talking flower at his eyes level.
“No...I'm not. Where did you go Flowey? And why did you hurt Marco?”
Flowey looked shocked, the news that he hurt Marco rocking the tiny flower to his core.
“Gee Star, I'm sorry. I had to go take care of some business but I didn't mean to hurt Marco though it was his fault you know.”
“What, how?”
“Well...” Flowey said, his tone similar to a child attempting to seek forgiveness from a parent “I knew you and Marco were different beings so I adjusted my friendliness pellets accordingly! That pellet was for you and only you and would've helped your LOVE grow! But silly Marco got in the way. That's why it hurt him. It wasn't created for his human body.”
“oooooh.” Star nodded, still not sure what Flowey was talking about but finding his sincerity comforting “I knew it must've been an accident!”
“Marco's okay right?”
“Marco's fine Flowey” Star gently told the flower, lightly patting his head “Marco's fine....”
“Are you okay Star? You seem down.”
“Marco and I got into a fight about how to get out of the Underground. He wanted to wait for Toriel to show us a safer way.”
Flowey's eyes blackened, looking sinister for a moment upon hearing Toriel's name but quickly switched to his cartoonish features before Star could notice.
“and I don't think she ever would....”
“Golly Star, that's horrible. But lucky for you ran into me! I know a way to get out of the Underground!”
“You do?!” Star cheered, taking Flowey into her palms and rising to her feet “Thank you so much Flowey! OH! I need to go get Marco!”
“Wait Star!” Flowey stopped her before she went racing back to Toriel's house “We don't have much time! The exit will be closing soon and if we go back to the ruins, we'll never make it back in time....”
“Marco....” Star whispered softly. She might've said it in anger before but she could never willingly leave Marco behind. They were besties.
“Don't worry Star! When you leave, I can cast a spell on you so when you return, you'll come back to the exact spot you left! That way you can come and get Marco back once you fix your scissor thing!”
“Thanks Flowey” Star gave the flower an appreciative grin “You're the best. Which way do we go?”
“That way Star, through the Snowdin forest. I'll guide you the rest of the way.”
Star turned, the large towering dead trees doing nothing to deter the princess, her boots crunching against the snow covered floor as she headed deeper into the lifeless woods.
“Hey Flowey, when the world turned black and white, why did my hearts turn blue? And why did Marco have a red one?”
“Oh that's simple Star! Non-Monster SOULs have different colors based on your personality. Blue is associated with twirling, hopping, jumping and dancing!”
“Dancing? I'm a great dancer!”
“I'm sure you are Star....I'm sure you are.....”
Please take 15 to 30 minutes breaks for every hour you read a video game based alternate universe crossover story. Seriously though this is a long story. Take a break, get some food, some water. Go ahead, it's not going anywhere.
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Since no one ever asks, I’m answering them all!
1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? How drunk were we?
2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? We’re working on things
3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? Hell yes!
4. Is your last name longer than six letters? Yes
5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? Sober
6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? I said we are working on it!
7. What does your last received text say? Whatcha doin?
8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? *thinks about the past 7 years* idk...
9. Where was your last kiss at? In my garage
10. When is the last time you saw your sister? Don’t have any blood sisters, soooo... not recently
11. What do you drink in the morning? Juice
12. Where did you sleep last night? My bed
13. Do you think relationships are hard? Fuck yes
14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? Naw, would have to go back farther, but it wouldn’t make a difference anyways so naw
15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? Hale No! :D
16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? Sunny
17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? Nope
18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? Jeans? I think....?
19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? Sure as hell hope so
20. Does anyone like you? Yes
21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? No
22. Is the last person you kissed gay? Definitely not
23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? A? A person??? Try PEOPLE
24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? Yes
25. In the past week have you cried? No I think I may have finally made it a week without crying...
26. What breed was the last dog you saw? *looks around me* can’t find my dogs...
27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? In
28. Have you ever kissed a football player? No
29. Do you think you’re old? Eh no
30. Do you like text messaging? Yes
31. What type of day are you having? It’s alright
32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? No
33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? Warm
34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? Yes
35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? Relationship
36. Are you a simple or complicated person? Very complicated
37. What song are you listening to? Nothing
38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? Depends.... 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? Yes 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? *flashback to some point 6 years ago that I don’t understand* uhhh...... 41. When did you last receive a text message? Sometime last night... 42. What is wrong with you right now? Where do I even begin??? 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? Pretty well 44. Does anyone disgust you? Phft haha 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? Yeah 46. Are you in a good mood right now? Eh 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? Grandmother? 48. What color shirt are you wearing? Yellow >< 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? All them doctors that don’t know crap? 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? No I already gave up on a few 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? Kinda, but I love him more than I hate him
52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? *thinks about me being here after the past 4 years* Yep. 53. Do you like rain? Yes 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? Some, long as not an alcoholic 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? Uh... no.. 56. Do you like to cuddle? Yes 57. Are you shy? I call it anxiety 58. Do you get along with girls? Mostly 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? No 60. What do you carry with you at all times? My phone? 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? Only 1 million? 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? Yes 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? No.... 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? Yes because he never did stuff like that 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? Sigh, no. Well... maybe my adorable birthday pics I sent to him xD
66. How old are the last three people you kissed? My age
67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? Myself 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? Zebra 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? Yes, Jack Skellington, Cowgirl Attitude and a pitbull with Love-A-Bull underneath. That’s not including the magnets 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? Neither 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? People still use blackberry? What? Android for life 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? Uhh... maybe a month ago? 73. Do you like diet soda? Ew 74. What color are the walls in your room? Green 75. Are you 16 or older? Yeaaaaaahhh 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? END ALREADY DAMMIT 77. Do you have a job? Yes 78. What are your initials? CB 79. Did you ever have braces? Ugh. Yes. 80. Are you from the south? No
81. What does your last status on facebook say? Facebook? 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? Hell no! 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? What dad? 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? Never 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? A Dog’s Purpose 86. Do you smoke? No 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? flip flops duh 88. Is your phone touch screen? Yeah 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? Straight 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? No 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? Pool 92. Have you ever made out in a car? No 93. …Had sex in a car? No 94. Are you single or in a relationship? Its complicated 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? Sleeping 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? The 4th? 97. Do you like the camera on your phone? Hell Yeah! IT’s amazing 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? Yeeeaahhh....... problem was we still loved each other phft 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? No 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? Facebook? 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? *starts busting up laughing so hard I’m crying* My life story right now. Ugh. 102. Name your favorite Kesha song: ....No. 103. Do you have any tan lines right now? Ha. It’s Feb up north. No 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? No. Don’t disgrace me.
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What’s in your wallet?
If you want to move to a foreign country the answer better be: a Visa.
I had been told by so many Norwegians how easy the visa application process was if you had a job offer. “You just fill out the forms and wait a few weeks!” they said.
So while I was counting on the consolidation of 12 years of life into a few boxes being the hardest part of the move, I had the brilliant idea that my family should go on vacation to Italy before I went to Norway.
Kill two birds with one stone! Business mixed with pleasure! This’ll be great! I thought to myself.
Oh the lesson I was about to learn....
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Due to the million and one things one must do before moving out of the country (pack, empty storage unit, quit job, forward mail, cancel gym membership, cancel car insurance, sell car, try not to lose mind….), I had decided I would focus on work visa issues after I got out of LA.
I had 2 months between jobs so I figured this was plenty of time. After all, everyone said getting a visa was easy; the hard part was getting the job. I had already nailed that.
My first weekend home I caught up with some friends of mine from college. These friends were all living the lives of real adults: marriage, homes, pets, 401k’s…..they were crushing the adulting.
While I was regaling the real adults with my plans for the next two months (lots of wine & sleep, little responsibility) they started asking about my work visa. Finally able to feel a little smug about how mature and responsible I was, I told them how easy it would be and how I had planned a lovely vacation to Italy for my family beforehand.
My friend Tess, who had just returned from living in the UK interrupted, “Oh, don’t forget you have to send your passport in with the visa.”
Um.
I didn’t forget, but I also…..didn’t know that. How was I going to get into Italy without....my passport?
My mom is very overdramatic so I knew better than to be around when her head exploded when she heard this, so I did what any rational adult would do: I texted her.
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The next morning I asked if she had seen my text. Her response?
“I’m not talking to you right now.”
(See where I get my maturity from?)
Should I have known this before? Yes. Does it say this anywhere on any of the things I have read, TO THIS DAY, that you have to send your passport off? No. I STILL would not know this had it not been for my friend. Is this something everyone else just….knows? If it is, then I apologize and accept full responsibility for my cluelessness.
No time to dwell on that though, I had to find a solution.
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Speaking to my Swedish man friend, he mentioned that Sweden sometimes allows 2 passports for cases like this.
Fun fact: so does the US if you are willing to pay a premium for it.
Which I was.
I found a reputable company that would save me the headache of sitting at the State Department for hours on end and for that aforementioned premium fee, would do it for me. I spoke to the customer support person who said that since I lived in the DC area I could just show up at the office and they would help.
This was turning out soooo much easier than I had thought. Viva la Norway!
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I got all the paperwork, my passport photos, my trip info, and I was READY to get this second passport. I drove the 40 mins to DC, parked, and realized…..I left the paperwork on the dining room table at my mom’s house.
Yep. No better way to say it.
Though I was ready to pull out of the parking garage and head to the nearest bar upon this realization….I had just paid $20 for this parking garage so going home was out of the question until I got my money’s worth.
So instead, I found a Kinko’s & re-printed everything, found a CVS, got more passport photos, and 2 hours later headed to the passport office, VERY proud of myself for solving the problem.
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Next issue the universe wants to throw at me? The address the customer support person gave me is the….World Bank.
Um.
I called them again and after being hung up on twice, I got the right address. It’s across the street.
I walk up, feeling victorious, put my hand on the handle to throw open the door dramatically and….
It’s locked.
I mean, seriously.
But at least the universe is having a little pity for my clueless, aspiring Norweigan ass because there’s a doorbell. I ring it.
A minute or two later a man opens the door and asks how he can help me.
I explain that I am there to get a 2nd passport and customer service told me I could come to the office in person.
He explains that yes, you can come in person but you have to make an appointment and there is no one who can help me today.
Sorry, but I have had it with this day and there is no way I am leaving without a 2nd passport.
Time to act like a dumb girl and flirt my way into a passport.
I put on my saddest face, my most pitiful tone, and regaled him with my tale of woe.
It worked. He said he could help me if i came back in an hour.
Sir, i am funemployed. I’ve got all day.
An hour later I returned and he assured me I’d have no problem getting a second passport since I had proof of a Norwegian job offer and everyone knows you have to send your passport off when applying for a work visa.
OH REALLY. GUESS I’M THE LAST PERSON IN AMERICA TO KNOW THIS. FINE. WHATEVER.
At the end of the day, my paperwork was submitted and he assured me he’d have my new passport for me in 8 business days. Crisis averted, vacation could go on as planned and I could apply for my work visa at the same time.
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The actual visa that allows you to live in the country is a whole different blog post. But for those of you envisioning your immigration to your new land prefaced by some easy breezy globetrotting my recommendation is to....
......forget it.
Do you really want to go through the stress of getting a 2nd passport, hope that your residence permit comes through in a timely manner that aligns with your vacation, and pack your life into 3 fifty pound suitcases which you then must schlep with you to each of your vacation destinations?
Exactly.
I survived it and ultimately enjoyed it, but if I had to do it again, I wouldn’t.
But as of yesterday, I have been approved for my Norwegian visa, so who cares!
Let my transformation to full blown Viking begin!
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Dear Friend,
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Have you ever:
Obsessed in the mirror over the appearance of a scar?
Felt like people are looking or even staring at your scars?
Spent time covering a scar up with makeup or clothing?
Wasted time and money on expensive scar creams that didn’t deliver?
It’s OK… we’ve all done it. Take it from a person who suffered from major facial scarring after a bad skiing accident… scars don’t just affect your skin,
they affect your self confidence.
After my accident, I became very self conscious about my appearance. I always felt like people were looking at my scars and not at me. It had a serious impact on my work and social life. I know all about the anxiety that comes along with scarring.
You Are Not Alone
The worst part is that scars are almost impossible to get rid of. Ask most people and they will tell you that once you have a scar, you just have to live with it. The best you can do is spend boat loads of money on expensive and invasive procedures, or try your luck with some ‘miracle’ scar cream.
The problem is that laser scar treatment costs over $350 dollars per hour and requires multiple treatments before you even start to see results. You’re likely to end up paying several THOUSANDS dollars to fade even a moderately sized scar. And if you think your insurance will cover it… forget it.Not only that, but many people have suffered from horrific side effects and even worsened scarring from these risky procedures.
This is why many people turn to over-the-counter scar products and remedies, but they are almost always disappointed with the results. These products have very little medical backing behind them and are often very pricey to top it off.
After months of effort with little to no payoff, most people will give up and just live with the fact that they will have these scars for the rest of their lives. Depressing.
Fortunately for me, as a medical scientist I have access to a lot of information that the general public does not. My area of expertise is in holistic and alternative medicine, and after my accident, I took it upon myself to find a reliable and effective way to get rid of my ugly facial scarring.
I already knew that most of the currently available scar treatment products out there just didn’t have any real scientific backing behind and were, to be completely blunt, snake oil. But that wasn’t going to stop me. I knew I’d have to think outside the box and come up with my own plan if I wanted to get my skin back.
The next few months weren’t easy. I spent endless hours intensively researching and testing skin resurfacing techniques and compounds that could reduce and fade the appearance of my scars. I became obsessed with finding a solution to my problem and I wouldn’t rest until I found it.
Fortunately, my hard work paid off. And the results… nothing short of astounding!
Not only did I uncover the worlds most effective scar treatment techniques and secrets from around the world, but I tested them all on my own scars. And now, I’m very happy to tell you that I am totally scar free!
Best of all, I am 100% confident YOU can be do. I’m talking about complete scar removal, with no doctor visits, from the comfort of your own home!
And forget about wasting your time on bogus creams or spending thousands of dollars on invasive and dangerous procedures to do it. My system is fast, effective, and inexpensive. I’m talking about The Scar SolutionTM.
Scarring is NOT Permanent
Using my highly effective system, you can get rid of your scars FOR GOOD. There are no costly scar creams, no surgeries, no doctor visits required at all!
Here’s a sneak peak at what you’ll discover in The Scar SolutionTM:
Forget about Onion Extract – Forget about Vitamin E – They don’t work!
Trust me on this… an effective scar treatment program consists of MUCH more than just applying a cream once a day. To get the results you want, you need a complete and comprehensive system. A system consisting of only the most effective and scientifically proven products and techniques. This is stuff you won’t find anywhere else!
Using this simple system, you can:
Using this exact system I was able to completely eliminate my scars in under 3 months. You can’t even tell I was ever in an accident.
My Friends Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes
Forget everything you thought you knew about scar treatment. The Internet is full of misinformation and old wives tales when it comes to scarring. The vast majority of this information is outdated and some of it is just plain DANGEROUS. Don’t risk further skin damage on sketchy and untested information.
And forget about paying $100, $75, or even $50 dollars for expensive scar treatment products that don’t even work. Everything you need to quickly eliminate your scars can be purchased for pocket change and some of it is probably in your home right now!
News Flash: many of the most popular scar treatment remedies found online do absolutely nothing, and some of them can even make your scars worse
By now you probably know that there are loads and loads of home remedies out there that are widely promoted, despite having absolutely no medical evidence that they do anything. Some of them have even shown to make scars worse in scientific studies!
Stop getting ripped off by scams and marketing hype
Stop wasting your time with unproven products that don’t work
Stop wasting your money on expensive and dangerous medical procedures
The Scar SolutionTM costs a fraction of the price and can safely deliver better results for any and every scar you’ll ever have!
Get Rid of Your Scars, Keep Your Money
The Scar SolutionTM contains only scientifically proven, natural scar treatment methods that are guaranteed to work. Everything is tested and proven to be 100% effective. Not only that, but many people start seeing results within the first 2 weeks!
All the products and treatments in this system are both natural and:
Clinically Proven
Dermatologist Approved
Personally Tested
Click Here to Claim Your Copy of The Scar Solution
So what are you waiting for? There are no stones left unturned. There are no scars too great. You can start fading your scars today and be scar-free faster than you ever thought possible, no matter how long you’ve had them.
My laser targeted program is effective against every type of scarring, including:
Regain Your Flawless, Scar-Free Skin
This is a no fluff, no BS, scar treatment guide that contains everything you need to know to get rid of your embarrassing scars once and for all.
But don’t take my word for it; see what others are saying about The Scar SolutionTM:
“I Had Tried Everything”
Thank you soooo much for writing this guide Sean. I had tried everything to get rid of my appendix scar and nothing worked. Since I started using this, it has already started to fade and it’s only been 3 weeks!
-Jared, Mankato, MN
“Already Seeing a Huge Improvement”
Until I found you I had been using Mederma for months to try to fade a large scar on the side of my leg. I was wondering why it wasn’t working for me, but now I know. I started using your guide just a few weeks ago and already I’m seeing a huge improvement. I can’t believe how fast it’s working!
-Samantha, West Palm Beach, FL
“I’ll Never Pay for Another Scar Cream”
Initially I was skeptical about some of the techniques you recommend in this guide. That was until I tried them. Holy cow! After only 8 weeks I’m, frankly, stunned at how well this worked on a scar I’ve had forever. So happy I‘ll never have to pay for another scar cream again.
-Jackie, San Diego, CA
“EVERYONE is Noticing”
You’re the best Sean! I honestly didn’t believe I could ever get rid of this ugly scar, but I decided to give your guide a try. It took a few months, but now everyone is noticing how much better my scar looks! It’s hard to believe how much it’s finally fading after all these years.
-Mark, Portland, Oregon
“My Acne Scars Are Gone”
I couldn’t believe that it could really be this simple to get rid of a scar, especially acne scars. When I found your site I assumed it was just another scam because I had already tried every scar treatment product out there. You name it, I’ve tried it. Luckily, I was wrong this time! I’m only 2 months in and my acne scars are almost GONE.
-Jake, Ontario, Canada
The Scar SolutionTM is not like any other product out there. It’s the result of months of in-depth research, testing, and personal trial and error. Yes, I’ve backed every page with medical studies and scientific research, but I’ve also gone so far as to this on my own scars to confirm their effectiveness. I know from personal experience that my system works!
Get Your Confidence Back
It doesn’t matter how or where you got it. My program contains detailed tutorials for treating scars from any type of skin damage, including:
Acne Scars
Facial Scars
Cut Scars
Burn Scars
Scrape Scars
Stretch Marks
Surgical Scars
… just about ANY type of scar tissue you could possibly have!
The Scar SolutionTM is 100% Guaranteed or Your Money Back
Just in case all this sounds too good to be true, we’re backing it with an unconditional 60 day money back guarantee! We’re so confident that this is the best scar treatment product out there, we’re guaranteeing results!
If you don’t start seeing real, noticeable fading of your scars within 60 days, you can get a full refund. It’s as simple as that. You’ll get instant access and can start today! This really is a risk-free offer, so what are you waiting for?
Your results are guaranteed. You have nothing to lose!
Plus, Order Now and Get 4 FREE Bonuses!
1) Moles, Warts, & Skin Tags No More!
Do you suffer from moles, warts, skin tags, and other skin irregularities? Would you like them gone? Well, you’re in luck!
This super effective treatment guide shows you exactly how to get rid of moles and other skin problems quickly and easily from your own home.
It’s all natural, safe, and totally painless. Plus, it doesn’t require any expensive surgeries, topical products, or doctor visits. Get rid of ugly skin irregularities and enjoy flawless skin faster than you ever thought possible!
2) Ageless
Skin looking dull and lifeless? Not feeling as young as you used to? Not a problem.
Ageless is your step-by-step guide to stopping and reversing the aging process in just 3 days. It contains loads of highly effective natural treatments that can take years off your appearing in no time.
Ever notice how celebrities never seem to age like the rest of us? Well now you can use the same secrets to rejuvinate and revitilize your youthful appearance and get the look you once had.
3) The Metabolism Bible
Ever wonder why you used to be able to eat whatever you want and you wouldn’t gain weight? Now, it seems like if you even look at food you start packing on pounds. That my friend, is called metabolism.
This simple guide designed by a leading nutitionists will show you how to crank your metabolism into high gear so you can burn fat and lose weight like never before. The best part? You don’t have to starve yourself or follow any crazy fad diets. Get your inner furnace burning red hot and lose weight fast!
4) Understanding Acne This is a simple, straight forward guide that shows you exactly how to treat and prevent acne from every different cause.
Stop wasting your time with harsh cleansers and expensive acne products that just irritate and worsen your skin. Find out exactly what is causing your acne and how to make it disappear fast.
Plus, learn many of the most common acne myths that you’re probably falling for and why they aren’t improving your complexion.
The LAST Scar Treatment Product You’ll Ever Buy
So what are you waiting for? You have nothing to lose but flawless skin. Get your copy of The Scar SolutionTM today and you can be on your way to scar-free skin tomorrow. It’s risk free, so try it today!
Order The Scar SolutionTM Now!
YES, I would like to quickly and naturally eliminate my scars for just $67 $37.
I understand that after ordering the The Scar Solution guide I’ll gain instant access to the download page with free updates FOR LIFE.
This is a RISK-FREE OFFER as The Scar Solution is backed by a 60-Day 100% Money Back Guarantee. Try it for 60 days, and if you don’t see a noticeable improvement in your scars simply e-mail me for a full refund. No questions asked!
I want to use your medically proven products and techniques to:
Prevent scars from happening
Reduce visibility
Eliminate scars permanently
Get results FAST
Never suffer from scars again!
Retail Price $67 SALE Only $37
A Note To The Buyer: “The Scar Solution” is a digital guide in PDF format which will become available to you INSTANTLY after purchasing the program.
If you have any questions or need tech support after purchasing, simply send me an email and I’ll get back to you within one business day.
To Healthy Scar-Free Skin,
Medical Researcher & Former Scar Sufferer Author of The Scar Solution P.S. You have nothing to lose. The Scar SolutionTM is 100% guaranteed to work. Try it, and you’ll see for yourself that this is the most effective scar removal product out there.
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The Scar Solution - Fast, Natural Scar Removal From Home
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The Scar Solution - Fast, Natural Scar Removal From Home
Buy Now
From The Desk of Sean Lowry Medical Researcher & Former Scar Sufferer Author of The Scar Solution
Dear Friend,
Like most people, you probably have an ugly scar somewhere on your body that you wish you could get rid of but it just won’t seem to go away. Every day, millions of people suffer from skin damage that will result in a lasting scar, and for many of them, that scar will cause a lot of insecurity and grief.
If you are one of those people then keep reading, because this may be the most important letter you read all year.
Have you ever:
Obsessed in the mirror over the appearance of a scar?
Felt like people are looking or even staring at your scars?
Spent time covering a scar up with makeup or clothing?
Wasted time and money on expensive scar creams that didn’t deliver?
It’s OK… we’ve all done it. Take it from a person who suffered from major facial scarring after a bad skiing accident… scars don’t just affect your skin,
they affect your self confidence.
After my accident, I became very self conscious about my appearance. I always felt like people were looking at my scars and not at me. It had a serious impact on my work and social life. I know all about the anxiety that comes along with scarring.
You Are Not Alone
The worst part is that scars are almost impossible to get rid of. Ask most people and they will tell you that once you have a scar, you just have to live with it. The best you can do is spend boat loads of money on expensive and invasive procedures, or try your luck with some ‘miracle’ scar cream.
The problem is that laser scar treatment costs over $350 dollars per hour and requires multiple treatments before you even start to see results. You’re likely to end up paying several THOUSANDS dollars to fade even a moderately sized scar. And if you think your insurance will cover it… forget it.Not only that, but many people have suffered from horrific side effects and even worsened scarring from these risky procedures.
This is why many people turn to over-the-counter scar products and remedies, but they are almost always disappointed with the results. These products have very little medical backing behind them and are often very pricey to top it off.
After months of effort with little to no payoff, most people will give up and just live with the fact that they will have these scars for the rest of their lives. Depressing.
Fortunately for me, as a medical scientist I have access to a lot of information that the general public does not. My area of expertise is in holistic and alternative medicine, and after my accident, I took it upon myself to find a reliable and effective way to get rid of my ugly facial scarring.
I already knew that most of the currently available scar treatment products out there just didn’t have any real scientific backing behind and were, to be completely blunt, snake oil. But that wasn’t going to stop me. I knew I’d have to think outside the box and come up with my own plan if I wanted to get my skin back.
The next few months weren’t easy. I spent endless hours intensively researching and testing skin resurfacing techniques and compounds that could reduce and fade the appearance of my scars. I became obsessed with finding a solution to my problem and I wouldn’t rest until I found it.
Fortunately, my hard work paid off. And the results… nothing short of astounding!
Not only did I uncover the worlds most effective scar treatment techniques and secrets from around the world, but I tested them all on my own scars. And now, I’m very happy to tell you that I am totally scar free!
Best of all, I am 100% confident YOU can be do. I’m talking about complete scar removal, with no doctor visits, from the comfort of your own home!
And forget about wasting your time on bogus creams or spending thousands of dollars on invasive and dangerous procedures to do it. My system is fast, effective, and inexpensive. I’m talking about The Scar SolutionTM.
Scarring is NOT Permanent
Using my highly effective system, you can get rid of your scars FOR GOOD. There are no costly scar creams, no surgeries, no doctor visits required at all!
Here’s a sneak peak at what you’ll discover in The Scar SolutionTM:
Forget about Onion Extract – Forget about Vitamin E – They don’t work!
Trust me on this… an effective scar treatment program consists of MUCH more than just applying a cream once a day. To get the results you want, you need a complete and comprehensive system. A system consisting of only the most effective and scientifically proven products and techniques. This is stuff you won’t find anywhere else!
Using this simple system, you can:
Using this exact system I was able to completely eliminate my scars in under 3 months. You can’t even tell I was ever in an accident.
My Friends Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes
Forget everything you thought you knew about scar treatment. The Internet is full of misinformation and old wives tales when it comes to scarring. The vast majority of this information is outdated and some of it is just plain DANGEROUS. Don’t risk further skin damage on sketchy and untested information.
And forget about paying $100, $75, or even $50 dollars for expensive scar treatment products that don’t even work. Everything you need to quickly eliminate your scars can be purchased for pocket change and some of it is probably in your home right now!
News Flash: many of the most popular scar treatment remedies found online do absolutely nothing, and some of them can even make your scars worse
By now you probably know that there are loads and loads of home remedies out there that are widely promoted, despite having absolutely no medical evidence that they do anything. Some of them have even shown to make scars worse in scientific studies!
Stop getting ripped off by scams and marketing hype
Stop wasting your time with unproven products that don’t work
Stop wasting your money on expensive and dangerous medical procedures
The Scar SolutionTM costs a fraction of the price and can safely deliver better results for any and every scar you’ll ever have!
Get Rid of Your Scars, Keep Your Money
The Scar SolutionTM contains only scientifically proven, natural scar treatment methods that are guaranteed to work. Everything is tested and proven to be 100% effective. Not only that, but many people start seeing results within the first 2 weeks!
All the products and treatments in this system are both natural and:
Clinically Proven
Dermatologist Approved
Personally Tested
Click Here to Claim Your Copy of The Scar Solution
So what are you waiting for? There are no stones left unturned. There are no scars too great. You can start fading your scars today and be scar-free faster than you ever thought possible, no matter how long you’ve had them.
My laser targeted program is effective against every type of scarring, including:
Regain Your Flawless, Scar-Free Skin
This is a no fluff, no BS, scar treatment guide that contains everything you need to know to get rid of your embarrassing scars once and for all.
But don’t take my word for it; see what others are saying about The Scar SolutionTM:
“I Had Tried Everything”
Thank you soooo much for writing this guide Sean. I had tried everything to get rid of my appendix scar and nothing worked. Since I started using this, it has already started to fade and it’s only been 3 weeks!
-Jared, Mankato, MN
“Already Seeing a Huge Improvement”
Until I found you I had been using Mederma for months to try to fade a large scar on the side of my leg. I was wondering why it wasn’t working for me, but now I know. I started using your guide just a few weeks ago and already I’m seeing a huge improvement. I can’t believe how fast it’s working!
-Samantha, West Palm Beach, FL
“I’ll Never Pay for Another Scar Cream”
Initially I was skeptical about some of the techniques you recommend in this guide. That was until I tried them. Holy cow! After only 8 weeks I’m, frankly, stunned at how well this worked on a scar I’ve had forever. So happy I‘ll never have to pay for another scar cream again.
-Jackie, San Diego, CA
“EVERYONE is Noticing”
You’re the best Sean! I honestly didn’t believe I could ever get rid of this ugly scar, but I decided to give your guide a try. It took a few months, but now everyone is noticing how much better my scar looks! It’s hard to believe how much it’s finally fading after all these years.
-Mark, Portland, Oregon
“My Acne Scars Are Gone”
I couldn’t believe that it could really be this simple to get rid of a scar, especially acne scars. When I found your site I assumed it was just another scam because I had already tried every scar treatment product out there. You name it, I’ve tried it. Luckily, I was wrong this time! I’m only 2 months in and my acne scars are almost GONE.
-Jake, Ontario, Canada
The Scar SolutionTM is not like any other product out there. It’s the result of months of in-depth research, testing, and personal trial and error. Yes, I’ve backed every page with medical studies and scientific research, but I’ve also gone so far as to this on my own scars to confirm their effectiveness. I know from personal experience that my system works!
Get Your Confidence Back
It doesn’t matter how or where you got it. My program contains detailed tutorials for treating scars from any type of skin damage, including:
Acne Scars
Facial Scars
Cut Scars
Burn Scars
Scrape Scars
Stretch Marks
Surgical Scars
… just about ANY type of scar tissue you could possibly have!
The Scar SolutionTM is 100% Guaranteed or Your Money Back
Just in case all this sounds too good to be true, we’re backing it with an unconditional 60 day money back guarantee! We’re so confident that this is the best scar treatment product out there, we’re guaranteeing results!
If you don’t start seeing real, noticeable fading of your scars within 60 days, you can get a full refund. It’s as simple as that. You’ll get instant access and can start today! This really is a risk-free offer, so what are you waiting for?
Your results are guaranteed. You have nothing to lose!
Plus, Order Now and Get 4 FREE Bonuses!
1) Moles, Warts, & Skin Tags No More!
Do you suffer from moles, warts, skin tags, and other skin irregularities? Would you like them gone? Well, you’re in luck!
This super effective treatment guide shows you exactly how to get rid of moles and other skin problems quickly and easily from your own home.
It’s all natural, safe, and totally painless. Plus, it doesn’t require any expensive surgeries, topical products, or doctor visits. Get rid of ugly skin irregularities and enjoy flawless skin faster than you ever thought possible!
2) Ageless
Skin looking dull and lifeless? Not feeling as young as you used to? Not a problem.
Ageless is your step-by-step guide to stopping and reversing the aging process in just 3 days. It contains loads of highly effective natural treatments that can take years off your appearing in no time.
Ever notice how celebrities never seem to age like the rest of us? Well now you can use the same secrets to rejuvinate and revitilize your youthful appearance and get the look you once had.
3) The Metabolism Bible
Ever wonder why you used to be able to eat whatever you want and you wouldn’t gain weight? Now, it seems like if you even look at food you start packing on pounds. That my friend, is called metabolism.
This simple guide designed by a leading nutitionists will show you how to crank your metabolism into high gear so you can burn fat and lose weight like never before. The best part? You don’t have to starve yourself or follow any crazy fad diets. Get your inner furnace burning red hot and lose weight fast!
4) Understanding Acne This is a simple, straight forward guide that shows you exactly how to treat and prevent acne from every different cause.
Stop wasting your time with harsh cleansers and expensive acne products that just irritate and worsen your skin. Find out exactly what is causing your acne and how to make it disappear fast.
Plus, learn many of the most common acne myths that you’re probably falling for and why they aren’t improving your complexion.
The LAST Scar Treatment Product You’ll Ever Buy
So what are you waiting for? You have nothing to lose but flawless skin. Get your copy of The Scar SolutionTM today and you can be on your way to scar-free skin tomorrow. It’s risk free, so try it today!
Order The Scar SolutionTM Now!
YES, I would like to quickly and naturally eliminate my scars for just $67 $37.
I understand that after ordering the The Scar Solution guide I’ll gain instant access to the download page with free updates FOR LIFE.
This is a RISK-FREE OFFER as The Scar Solution is backed by a 60-Day 100% Money Back Guarantee. Try it for 60 days, and if you don’t see a noticeable improvement in your scars simply e-mail me for a full refund. No questions asked!
I want to use your medically proven products and techniques to:
Prevent scars from happening
Reduce visibility
Eliminate scars permanently
Get results FAST
Never suffer from scars again!
Retail Price $67 SALE Only $37
A Note To The Buyer: “The Scar Solution” is a digital guide in PDF format which will become available to you INSTANTLY after purchasing the program.
If you have any questions or need tech support after purchasing, simply send me an email and I’ll get back to you within one business day.
To Healthy Scar-Free Skin,
Medical Researcher & Former Scar Sufferer Author of The Scar Solution P.S. You have nothing to lose. The Scar SolutionTM is 100% guaranteed to work. Try it, and you’ll see for yourself that this is the most effective scar removal product out there.
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The Scar Solution - Fast, Natural Scar Removal From Home
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The Scar Solution - Fast, Natural Scar Removal From Home
Buy Now
From The Desk of Sean Lowry Medical Researcher & Former Scar Sufferer Author of The Scar Solution
Dear Friend,
Like most people, you probably have an ugly scar somewhere on your body that you wish you could get rid of but it just won’t seem to go away. Every day, millions of people suffer from skin damage that will result in a lasting scar, and for many of them, that scar will cause a lot of insecurity and grief.
If you are one of those people then keep reading, because this may be the most important letter you read all year.
Have you ever:
Obsessed in the mirror over the appearance of a scar?
Felt like people are looking or even staring at your scars?
Spent time covering a scar up with makeup or clothing?
Wasted time and money on expensive scar creams that didn’t deliver?
It’s OK… we’ve all done it. Take it from a person who suffered from major facial scarring after a bad skiing accident… scars don’t just affect your skin,
they affect your self confidence.
After my accident, I became very self conscious about my appearance. I always felt like people were looking at my scars and not at me. It had a serious impact on my work and social life. I know all about the anxiety that comes along with scarring.
You Are Not Alone
The worst part is that scars are almost impossible to get rid of. Ask most people and they will tell you that once you have a scar, you just have to live with it. The best you can do is spend boat loads of money on expensive and invasive procedures, or try your luck with some ‘miracle’ scar cream.
The problem is that laser scar treatment costs over $350 dollars per hour and requires multiple treatments before you even start to see results. You’re likely to end up paying several THOUSANDS dollars to fade even a moderately sized scar. And if you think your insurance will cover it… forget it.Not only that, but many people have suffered from horrific side effects and even worsened scarring from these risky procedures.
This is why many people turn to over-the-counter scar products and remedies, but they are almost always disappointed with the results. These products have very little medical backing behind them and are often very pricey to top it off.
After months of effort with little to no payoff, most people will give up and just live with the fact that they will have these scars for the rest of their lives. Depressing.
Fortunately for me, as a medical scientist I have access to a lot of information that the general public does not. My area of expertise is in holistic and alternative medicine, and after my accident, I took it upon myself to find a reliable and effective way to get rid of my ugly facial scarring.
I already knew that most of the currently available scar treatment products out there just didn’t have any real scientific backing behind and were, to be completely blunt, snake oil. But that wasn’t going to stop me. I knew I’d have to think outside the box and come up with my own plan if I wanted to get my skin back.
The next few months weren’t easy. I spent endless hours intensively researching and testing skin resurfacing techniques and compounds that could reduce and fade the appearance of my scars. I became obsessed with finding a solution to my problem and I wouldn’t rest until I found it.
Fortunately, my hard work paid off. And the results… nothing short of astounding!
Not only did I uncover the worlds most effective scar treatment techniques and secrets from around the world, but I tested them all on my own scars. And now, I’m very happy to tell you that I am totally scar free!
Best of all, I am 100% confident YOU can be do. I’m talking about complete scar removal, with no doctor visits, from the comfort of your own home!
And forget about wasting your time on bogus creams or spending thousands of dollars on invasive and dangerous procedures to do it. My system is fast, effective, and inexpensive. I’m talking about The Scar SolutionTM.
Scarring is NOT Permanent
Using my highly effective system, you can get rid of your scars FOR GOOD. There are no costly scar creams, no surgeries, no doctor visits required at all!
Here’s a sneak peak at what you’ll discover in The Scar SolutionTM:
Forget about Onion Extract – Forget about Vitamin E – They don’t work!
Trust me on this… an effective scar treatment program consists of MUCH more than just applying a cream once a day. To get the results you want, you need a complete and comprehensive system. A system consisting of only the most effective and scientifically proven products and techniques. This is stuff you won’t find anywhere else!
Using this simple system, you can:
Using this exact system I was able to completely eliminate my scars in under 3 months. You can’t even tell I was ever in an accident.
My Friends Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes
Forget everything you thought you knew about scar treatment. The Internet is full of misinformation and old wives tales when it comes to scarring. The vast majority of this information is outdated and some of it is just plain DANGEROUS. Don’t risk further skin damage on sketchy and untested information.
And forget about paying $100, $75, or even $50 dollars for expensive scar treatment products that don’t even work. Everything you need to quickly eliminate your scars can be purchased for pocket change and some of it is probably in your home right now!
News Flash: many of the most popular scar treatment remedies found online do absolutely nothing, and some of them can even make your scars worse
By now you probably know that there are loads and loads of home remedies out there that are widely promoted, despite having absolutely no medical evidence that they do anything. Some of them have even shown to make scars worse in scientific studies!
Stop getting ripped off by scams and marketing hype
Stop wasting your time with unproven products that don’t work
Stop wasting your money on expensive and dangerous medical procedures
The Scar SolutionTM costs a fraction of the price and can safely deliver better results for any and every scar you’ll ever have!
Get Rid of Your Scars, Keep Your Money
The Scar SolutionTM contains only scientifically proven, natural scar treatment methods that are guaranteed to work. Everything is tested and proven to be 100% effective. Not only that, but many people start seeing results within the first 2 weeks!
All the products and treatments in this system are both natural and:
Clinically Proven
Dermatologist Approved
Personally Tested
Click Here to Claim Your Copy of The Scar Solution
So what are you waiting for? There are no stones left unturned. There are no scars too great. You can start fading your scars today and be scar-free faster than you ever thought possible, no matter how long you’ve had them.
My laser targeted program is effective against every type of scarring, including:
Regain Your Flawless, Scar-Free Skin
This is a no fluff, no BS, scar treatment guide that contains everything you need to know to get rid of your embarrassing scars once and for all.
But don’t take my word for it; see what others are saying about The Scar SolutionTM:
“I Had Tried Everything”
Thank you soooo much for writing this guide Sean. I had tried everything to get rid of my appendix scar and nothing worked. Since I started using this, it has already started to fade and it’s only been 3 weeks!
-Jared, Mankato, MN
“Already Seeing a Huge Improvement”
Until I found you I had been using Mederma for months to try to fade a large scar on the side of my leg. I was wondering why it wasn’t working for me, but now I know. I started using your guide just a few weeks ago and already I’m seeing a huge improvement. I can’t believe how fast it’s working!
-Samantha, West Palm Beach, FL
“I’ll Never Pay for Another Scar Cream”
Initially I was skeptical about some of the techniques you recommend in this guide. That was until I tried them. Holy cow! After only 8 weeks I’m, frankly, stunned at how well this worked on a scar I’ve had forever. So happy I‘ll never have to pay for another scar cream again.
-Jackie, San Diego, CA
“EVERYONE is Noticing”
You’re the best Sean! I honestly didn’t believe I could ever get rid of this ugly scar, but I decided to give your guide a try. It took a few months, but now everyone is noticing how much better my scar looks! It’s hard to believe how much it’s finally fading after all these years.
-Mark, Portland, Oregon
“My Acne Scars Are Gone”
I couldn’t believe that it could really be this simple to get rid of a scar, especially acne scars. When I found your site I assumed it was just another scam because I had already tried every scar treatment product out there. You name it, I’ve tried it. Luckily, I was wrong this time! I’m only 2 months in and my acne scars are almost GONE.
-Jake, Ontario, Canada
The Scar SolutionTM is not like any other product out there. It’s the result of months of in-depth research, testing, and personal trial and error. Yes, I’ve backed every page with medical studies and scientific research, but I’ve also gone so far as to this on my own scars to confirm their effectiveness. I know from personal experience that my system works!
Get Your Confidence Back
It doesn’t matter how or where you got it. My program contains detailed tutorials for treating scars from any type of skin damage, including:
Acne Scars
Facial Scars
Cut Scars
Burn Scars
Scrape Scars
Stretch Marks
Surgical Scars
… just about ANY type of scar tissue you could possibly have!
The Scar SolutionTM is 100% Guaranteed or Your Money Back
Just in case all this sounds too good to be true, we’re backing it with an unconditional 60 day money back guarantee! We’re so confident that this is the best scar treatment product out there, we’re guaranteeing results!
If you don’t start seeing real, noticeable fading of your scars within 60 days, you can get a full refund. It’s as simple as that. You’ll get instant access and can start today! This really is a risk-free offer, so what are you waiting for?
Your results are guaranteed. You have nothing to lose!
Plus, Order Now and Get 4 FREE Bonuses!
1) Moles, Warts, & Skin Tags No More!
Do you suffer from moles, warts, skin tags, and other skin irregularities? Would you like them gone? Well, you’re in luck!
This super effective treatment guide shows you exactly how to get rid of moles and other skin problems quickly and easily from your own home.
It’s all natural, safe, and totally painless. Plus, it doesn’t require any expensive surgeries, topical products, or doctor visits. Get rid of ugly skin irregularities and enjoy flawless skin faster than you ever thought possible!
2) Ageless
Skin looking dull and lifeless? Not feeling as young as you used to? Not a problem.
Ageless is your step-by-step guide to stopping and reversing the aging process in just 3 days. It contains loads of highly effective natural treatments that can take years off your appearing in no time.
Ever notice how celebrities never seem to age like the rest of us? Well now you can use the same secrets to rejuvinate and revitilize your youthful appearance and get the look you once had.
3) The Metabolism Bible
Ever wonder why you used to be able to eat whatever you want and you wouldn’t gain weight? Now, it seems like if you even look at food you start packing on pounds. That my friend, is called metabolism.
This simple guide designed by a leading nutitionists will show you how to crank your metabolism into high gear so you can burn fat and lose weight like never before. The best part? You don’t have to starve yourself or follow any crazy fad diets. Get your inner furnace burning red hot and lose weight fast!
4) Understanding Acne This is a simple, straight forward guide that shows you exactly how to treat and prevent acne from every different cause.
Stop wasting your time with harsh cleansers and expensive acne products that just irritate and worsen your skin. Find out exactly what is causing your acne and how to make it disappear fast.
Plus, learn many of the most common acne myths that you’re probably falling for and why they aren’t improving your complexion.
The LAST Scar Treatment Product You’ll Ever Buy
So what are you waiting for? You have nothing to lose but flawless skin. Get your copy of The Scar SolutionTM today and you can be on your way to scar-free skin tomorrow. It’s risk free, so try it today!
Order The Scar SolutionTM Now!
YES, I would like to quickly and naturally eliminate my scars for just $67 $37.
I understand that after ordering the The Scar Solution guide I’ll gain instant access to the download page with free updates FOR LIFE.
This is a RISK-FREE OFFER as The Scar Solution is backed by a 60-Day 100% Money Back Guarantee. Try it for 60 days, and if you don’t see a noticeable improvement in your scars simply e-mail me for a full refund. No questions asked!
I want to use your medically proven products and techniques to:
Prevent scars from happening
Reduce visibility
Eliminate scars permanently
Get results FAST
Never suffer from scars again!
Retail Price $67 SALE Only $37
A Note To The Buyer: “The Scar Solution” is a digital guide in PDF format which will become available to you INSTANTLY after purchasing the program.
If you have any questions or need tech support after purchasing, simply send me an email and I’ll get back to you within one business day.
To Healthy Scar-Free Skin,
Medical Researcher & Former Scar Sufferer Author of The Scar Solution P.S. You have nothing to lose. The Scar SolutionTM is 100% guaranteed to work. Try it, and you’ll see for yourself that this is the most effective scar removal product out there.
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The Scar Solution - Fast, Natural Scar Removal From Home
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The Scar Solution - Fast, Natural Scar Removal From Home
Buy Now
From The Desk of Sean Lowry Medical Researcher & Former Scar Sufferer Author of The Scar Solution
Dear Friend,
Like most people, you probably have an ugly scar somewhere on your body that you wish you could get rid of but it just won’t seem to go away. Every day, millions of people suffer from skin damage that will result in a lasting scar, and for many of them, that scar will cause a lot of insecurity and grief.
If you are one of those people then keep reading, because this may be the most important letter you read all year.
Have you ever:
Obsessed in the mirror over the appearance of a scar?
Felt like people are looking or even staring at your scars?
Spent time covering a scar up with makeup or clothing?
Wasted time and money on expensive scar creams that didn’t deliver?
It’s OK… we’ve all done it. Take it from a person who suffered from major facial scarring after a bad skiing accident… scars don’t just affect your skin,
they affect your self confidence.
After my accident, I became very self conscious about my appearance. I always felt like people were looking at my scars and not at me. It had a serious impact on my work and social life. I know all about the anxiety that comes along with scarring.
You Are Not Alone
The worst part is that scars are almost impossible to get rid of. Ask most people and they will tell you that once you have a scar, you just have to live with it. The best you can do is spend boat loads of money on expensive and invasive procedures, or try your luck with some ‘miracle’ scar cream.
The problem is that laser scar treatment costs over $350 dollars per hour and requires multiple treatments before you even start to see results. You’re likely to end up paying several THOUSANDS dollars to fade even a moderately sized scar. And if you think your insurance will cover it… forget it.Not only that, but many people have suffered from horrific side effects and even worsened scarring from these risky procedures.
This is why many people turn to over-the-counter scar products and remedies, but they are almost always disappointed with the results. These products have very little medical backing behind them and are often very pricey to top it off.
After months of effort with little to no payoff, most people will give up and just live with the fact that they will have these scars for the rest of their lives. Depressing.
Fortunately for me, as a medical scientist I have access to a lot of information that the general public does not. My area of expertise is in holistic and alternative medicine, and after my accident, I took it upon myself to find a reliable and effective way to get rid of my ugly facial scarring.
I already knew that most of the currently available scar treatment products out there just didn’t have any real scientific backing behind and were, to be completely blunt, snake oil. But that wasn’t going to stop me. I knew I’d have to think outside the box and come up with my own plan if I wanted to get my skin back.
The next few months weren’t easy. I spent endless hours intensively researching and testing skin resurfacing techniques and compounds that could reduce and fade the appearance of my scars. I became obsessed with finding a solution to my problem and I wouldn’t rest until I found it.
Fortunately, my hard work paid off. And the results… nothing short of astounding!
Not only did I uncover the worlds most effective scar treatment techniques and secrets from around the world, but I tested them all on my own scars. And now, I’m very happy to tell you that I am totally scar free!
Best of all, I am 100% confident YOU can be do. I’m talking about complete scar removal, with no doctor visits, from the comfort of your own home!
And forget about wasting your time on bogus creams or spending thousands of dollars on invasive and dangerous procedures to do it. My system is fast, effective, and inexpensive. I’m talking about The Scar SolutionTM.
Scarring is NOT Permanent
Using my highly effective system, you can get rid of your scars FOR GOOD. There are no costly scar creams, no surgeries, no doctor visits required at all!
Here’s a sneak peak at what you’ll discover in The Scar SolutionTM:
Forget about Onion Extract – Forget about Vitamin E – They don’t work!
Trust me on this… an effective scar treatment program consists of MUCH more than just applying a cream once a day. To get the results you want, you need a complete and comprehensive system. A system consisting of only the most effective and scientifically proven products and techniques. This is stuff you won’t find anywhere else!
Using this simple system, you can:
Using this exact system I was able to completely eliminate my scars in under 3 months. You can’t even tell I was ever in an accident.
My Friends Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes
Forget everything you thought you knew about scar treatment. The Internet is full of misinformation and old wives tales when it comes to scarring. The vast majority of this information is outdated and some of it is just plain DANGEROUS. Don’t risk further skin damage on sketchy and untested information.
And forget about paying $100, $75, or even $50 dollars for expensive scar treatment products that don’t even work. Everything you need to quickly eliminate your scars can be purchased for pocket change and some of it is probably in your home right now!
News Flash: many of the most popular scar treatment remedies found online do absolutely nothing, and some of them can even make your scars worse
By now you probably know that there are loads and loads of home remedies out there that are widely promoted, despite having absolutely no medical evidence that they do anything. Some of them have even shown to make scars worse in scientific studies!
Stop getting ripped off by scams and marketing hype
Stop wasting your time with unproven products that don’t work
Stop wasting your money on expensive and dangerous medical procedures
The Scar SolutionTM costs a fraction of the price and can safely deliver better results for any and every scar you’ll ever have!
Get Rid of Your Scars, Keep Your Money
The Scar SolutionTM contains only scientifically proven, natural scar treatment methods that are guaranteed to work. Everything is tested and proven to be 100% effective. Not only that, but many people start seeing results within the first 2 weeks!
All the products and treatments in this system are both natural and:
Clinically Proven
Dermatologist Approved
Personally Tested
Click Here to Claim Your Copy of The Scar Solution
So what are you waiting for? There are no stones left unturned. There are no scars too great. You can start fading your scars today and be scar-free faster than you ever thought possible, no matter how long you’ve had them.
My laser targeted program is effective against every type of scarring, including:
Regain Your Flawless, Scar-Free Skin
This is a no fluff, no BS, scar treatment guide that contains everything you need to know to get rid of your embarrassing scars once and for all.
But don’t take my word for it; see what others are saying about The Scar SolutionTM:
“I Had Tried Everything”
Thank you soooo much for writing this guide Sean. I had tried everything to get rid of my appendix scar and nothing worked. Since I started using this, it has already started to fade and it’s only been 3 weeks!
-Jared, Mankato, MN
“Already Seeing a Huge Improvement”
Until I found you I had been using Mederma for months to try to fade a large scar on the side of my leg. I was wondering why it wasn’t working for me, but now I know. I started using your guide just a few weeks ago and already I’m seeing a huge improvement. I can’t believe how fast it’s working!
-Samantha, West Palm Beach, FL
“I’ll Never Pay for Another Scar Cream”
Initially I was skeptical about some of the techniques you recommend in this guide. That was until I tried them. Holy cow! After only 8 weeks I’m, frankly, stunned at how well this worked on a scar I’ve had forever. So happy I‘ll never have to pay for another scar cream again.
-Jackie, San Diego, CA
“EVERYONE is Noticing”
You’re the best Sean! I honestly didn’t believe I could ever get rid of this ugly scar, but I decided to give your guide a try. It took a few months, but now everyone is noticing how much better my scar looks! It’s hard to believe how much it’s finally fading after all these years.
-Mark, Portland, Oregon
“My Acne Scars Are Gone”
I couldn’t believe that it could really be this simple to get rid of a scar, especially acne scars. When I found your site I assumed it was just another scam because I had already tried every scar treatment product out there. You name it, I’ve tried it. Luckily, I was wrong this time! I’m only 2 months in and my acne scars are almost GONE.
-Jake, Ontario, Canada
The Scar SolutionTM is not like any other product out there. It’s the result of months of in-depth research, testing, and personal trial and error. Yes, I’ve backed every page with medical studies and scientific research, but I’ve also gone so far as to this on my own scars to confirm their effectiveness. I know from personal experience that my system works!
Get Your Confidence Back
It doesn’t matter how or where you got it. My program contains detailed tutorials for treating scars from any type of skin damage, including:
Acne Scars
Facial Scars
Cut Scars
Burn Scars
Scrape Scars
Stretch Marks
Surgical Scars
… just about ANY type of scar tissue you could possibly have!
The Scar SolutionTM is 100% Guaranteed or Your Money Back
Just in case all this sounds too good to be true, we’re backing it with an unconditional 60 day money back guarantee! We’re so confident that this is the best scar treatment product out there, we’re guaranteeing results!
If you don’t start seeing real, noticeable fading of your scars within 60 days, you can get a full refund. It’s as simple as that. You’ll get instant access and can start today! This really is a risk-free offer, so what are you waiting for?
Your results are guaranteed. You have nothing to lose!
Plus, Order Now and Get 4 FREE Bonuses!
1) Moles, Warts, & Skin Tags No More!
Do you suffer from moles, warts, skin tags, and other skin irregularities? Would you like them gone? Well, you’re in luck!
This super effective treatment guide shows you exactly how to get rid of moles and other skin problems quickly and easily from your own home.
It’s all natural, safe, and totally painless. Plus, it doesn’t require any expensive surgeries, topical products, or doctor visits. Get rid of ugly skin irregularities and enjoy flawless skin faster than you ever thought possible!
2) Ageless
Skin looking dull and lifeless? Not feeling as young as you used to? Not a problem.
Ageless is your step-by-step guide to stopping and reversing the aging process in just 3 days. It contains loads of highly effective natural treatments that can take years off your appearing in no time.
Ever notice how celebrities never seem to age like the rest of us? Well now you can use the same secrets to rejuvinate and revitilize your youthful appearance and get the look you once had.
3) The Metabolism Bible
Ever wonder why you used to be able to eat whatever you want and you wouldn’t gain weight? Now, it seems like if you even look at food you start packing on pounds. That my friend, is called metabolism.
This simple guide designed by a leading nutitionists will show you how to crank your metabolism into high gear so you can burn fat and lose weight like never before. The best part? You don’t have to starve yourself or follow any crazy fad diets. Get your inner furnace burning red hot and lose weight fast!
4) Understanding Acne This is a simple, straight forward guide that shows you exactly how to treat and prevent acne from every different cause.
Stop wasting your time with harsh cleansers and expensive acne products that just irritate and worsen your skin. Find out exactly what is causing your acne and how to make it disappear fast.
Plus, learn many of the most common acne myths that you’re probably falling for and why they aren’t improving your complexion.
The LAST Scar Treatment Product You’ll Ever Buy
So what are you waiting for? You have nothing to lose but flawless skin. Get your copy of The Scar SolutionTM today and you can be on your way to scar-free skin tomorrow. It’s risk free, so try it today!
Order The Scar SolutionTM Now!
YES, I would like to quickly and naturally eliminate my scars for just $67 $37.
I understand that after ordering the The Scar Solution guide I’ll gain instant access to the download page with free updates FOR LIFE.
This is a RISK-FREE OFFER as The Scar Solution is backed by a 60-Day 100% Money Back Guarantee. Try it for 60 days, and if you don’t see a noticeable improvement in your scars simply e-mail me for a full refund. No questions asked!
I want to use your medically proven products and techniques to:
Prevent scars from happening
Reduce visibility
Eliminate scars permanently
Get results FAST
Never suffer from scars again!
Retail Price $67 SALE Only $37
A Note To The Buyer: “The Scar Solution” is a digital guide in PDF format which will become available to you INSTANTLY after purchasing the program.
If you have any questions or need tech support after purchasing, simply send me an email and I’ll get back to you within one business day.
To Healthy Scar-Free Skin,
Medical Researcher & Former Scar Sufferer Author of The Scar Solution P.S. You have nothing to lose. The Scar SolutionTM is 100% guaranteed to work. Try it, and you’ll see for yourself that this is the most effective scar removal product out there.
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The Scar Solution - Fast, Natural Scar Removal From Home
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The Scar Solution - Fast, Natural Scar Removal From Home
Buy Now
From The Desk of Sean Lowry Medical Researcher & Former Scar Sufferer Author of The Scar Solution
Dear Friend,
Like most people, you probably have an ugly scar somewhere on your body that you wish you could get rid of but it just won’t seem to go away. Every day, millions of people suffer from skin damage that will result in a lasting scar, and for many of them, that scar will cause a lot of insecurity and grief.
If you are one of those people then keep reading, because this may be the most important letter you read all year.
Have you ever:
Obsessed in the mirror over the appearance of a scar?
Felt like people are looking or even staring at your scars?
Spent time covering a scar up with makeup or clothing?
Wasted time and money on expensive scar creams that didn’t deliver?
It’s OK… we’ve all done it. Take it from a person who suffered from major facial scarring after a bad skiing accident… scars don’t just affect your skin,
they affect your self confidence.
After my accident, I became very self conscious about my appearance. I always felt like people were looking at my scars and not at me. It had a serious impact on my work and social life. I know all about the anxiety that comes along with scarring.
You Are Not Alone
The worst part is that scars are almost impossible to get rid of. Ask most people and they will tell you that once you have a scar, you just have to live with it. The best you can do is spend boat loads of money on expensive and invasive procedures, or try your luck with some ‘miracle’ scar cream.
The problem is that laser scar treatment costs over $350 dollars per hour and requires multiple treatments before you even start to see results. You’re likely to end up paying several THOUSANDS dollars to fade even a moderately sized scar. And if you think your insurance will cover it… forget it.Not only that, but many people have suffered from horrific side effects and even worsened scarring from these risky procedures.
This is why many people turn to over-the-counter scar products and remedies, but they are almost always disappointed with the results. These products have very little medical backing behind them and are often very pricey to top it off.
After months of effort with little to no payoff, most people will give up and just live with the fact that they will have these scars for the rest of their lives. Depressing.
Fortunately for me, as a medical scientist I have access to a lot of information that the general public does not. My area of expertise is in holistic and alternative medicine, and after my accident, I took it upon myself to find a reliable and effective way to get rid of my ugly facial scarring.
I already knew that most of the currently available scar treatment products out there just didn’t have any real scientific backing behind and were, to be completely blunt, snake oil. But that wasn’t going to stop me. I knew I’d have to think outside the box and come up with my own plan if I wanted to get my skin back.
The next few months weren’t easy. I spent endless hours intensively researching and testing skin resurfacing techniques and compounds that could reduce and fade the appearance of my scars. I became obsessed with finding a solution to my problem and I wouldn’t rest until I found it.
Fortunately, my hard work paid off. And the results… nothing short of astounding!
Not only did I uncover the worlds most effective scar treatment techniques and secrets from around the world, but I tested them all on my own scars. And now, I’m very happy to tell you that I am totally scar free!
Best of all, I am 100% confident YOU can be do. I’m talking about complete scar removal, with no doctor visits, from the comfort of your own home!
And forget about wasting your time on bogus creams or spending thousands of dollars on invasive and dangerous procedures to do it. My system is fast, effective, and inexpensive. I’m talking about The Scar SolutionTM.
Scarring is NOT Permanent
Using my highly effective system, you can get rid of your scars FOR GOOD. There are no costly scar creams, no surgeries, no doctor visits required at all!
Here’s a sneak peak at what you’ll discover in The Scar SolutionTM:
Forget about Onion Extract – Forget about Vitamin E – They don’t work!
Trust me on this… an effective scar treatment program consists of MUCH more than just applying a cream once a day. To get the results you want, you need a complete and comprehensive system. A system consisting of only the most effective and scientifically proven products and techniques. This is stuff you won’t find anywhere else!
Using this simple system, you can:
Using this exact system I was able to completely eliminate my scars in under 3 months. You can’t even tell I was ever in an accident.
My Friends Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes
Forget everything you thought you knew about scar treatment. The Internet is full of misinformation and old wives tales when it comes to scarring. The vast majority of this information is outdated and some of it is just plain DANGEROUS. Don’t risk further skin damage on sketchy and untested information.
And forget about paying $100, $75, or even $50 dollars for expensive scar treatment products that don’t even work. Everything you need to quickly eliminate your scars can be purchased for pocket change and some of it is probably in your home right now!
News Flash: many of the most popular scar treatment remedies found online do absolutely nothing, and some of them can even make your scars worse
By now you probably know that there are loads and loads of home remedies out there that are widely promoted, despite having absolutely no medical evidence that they do anything. Some of them have even shown to make scars worse in scientific studies!
Stop getting ripped off by scams and marketing hype
Stop wasting your time with unproven products that don’t work
Stop wasting your money on expensive and dangerous medical procedures
The Scar SolutionTM costs a fraction of the price and can safely deliver better results for any and every scar you’ll ever have!
Get Rid of Your Scars, Keep Your Money
The Scar SolutionTM contains only scientifically proven, natural scar treatment methods that are guaranteed to work. Everything is tested and proven to be 100% effective. Not only that, but many people start seeing results within the first 2 weeks!
All the products and treatments in this system are both natural and:
Clinically Proven
Dermatologist Approved
Personally Tested
Click Here to Claim Your Copy of The Scar Solution
So what are you waiting for? There are no stones left unturned. There are no scars too great. You can start fading your scars today and be scar-free faster than you ever thought possible, no matter how long you’ve had them.
My laser targeted program is effective against every type of scarring, including:
Regain Your Flawless, Scar-Free Skin
This is a no fluff, no BS, scar treatment guide that contains everything you need to know to get rid of your embarrassing scars once and for all.
But don’t take my word for it; see what others are saying about The Scar SolutionTM:
“I Had Tried Everything”
Thank you soooo much for writing this guide Sean. I had tried everything to get rid of my appendix scar and nothing worked. Since I started using this, it has already started to fade and it’s only been 3 weeks!
-Jared, Mankato, MN
“Already Seeing a Huge Improvement”
Until I found you I had been using Mederma for months to try to fade a large scar on the side of my leg. I was wondering why it wasn’t working for me, but now I know. I started using your guide just a few weeks ago and already I’m seeing a huge improvement. I can’t believe how fast it’s working!
-Samantha, West Palm Beach, FL
“I’ll Never Pay for Another Scar Cream”
Initially I was skeptical about some of the techniques you recommend in this guide. That was until I tried them. Holy cow! After only 8 weeks I’m, frankly, stunned at how well this worked on a scar I’ve had forever. So happy I‘ll never have to pay for another scar cream again.
-Jackie, San Diego, CA
“EVERYONE is Noticing”
You’re the best Sean! I honestly didn’t believe I could ever get rid of this ugly scar, but I decided to give your guide a try. It took a few months, but now everyone is noticing how much better my scar looks! It’s hard to believe how much it’s finally fading after all these years.
-Mark, Portland, Oregon
“My Acne Scars Are Gone”
I couldn’t believe that it could really be this simple to get rid of a scar, especially acne scars. When I found your site I assumed it was just another scam because I had already tried every scar treatment product out there. You name it, I’ve tried it. Luckily, I was wrong this time! I’m only 2 months in and my acne scars are almost GONE.
-Jake, Ontario, Canada
The Scar SolutionTM is not like any other product out there. It’s the result of months of in-depth research, testing, and personal trial and error. Yes, I’ve backed every page with medical studies and scientific research, but I’ve also gone so far as to this on my own scars to confirm their effectiveness. I know from personal experience that my system works!
Get Your Confidence Back
It doesn’t matter how or where you got it. My program contains detailed tutorials for treating scars from any type of skin damage, including:
Acne Scars
Facial Scars
Cut Scars
Burn Scars
Scrape Scars
Stretch Marks
Surgical Scars
… just about ANY type of scar tissue you could possibly have!
The Scar SolutionTM is 100% Guaranteed or Your Money Back
Just in case all this sounds too good to be true, we’re backing it with an unconditional 60 day money back guarantee! We’re so confident that this is the best scar treatment product out there, we’re guaranteeing results!
If you don’t start seeing real, noticeable fading of your scars within 60 days, you can get a full refund. It’s as simple as that. You’ll get instant access and can start today! This really is a risk-free offer, so what are you waiting for?
Your results are guaranteed. You have nothing to lose!
Plus, Order Now and Get 4 FREE Bonuses!
1) Moles, Warts, & Skin Tags No More!
Do you suffer from moles, warts, skin tags, and other skin irregularities? Would you like them gone? Well, you’re in luck!
This super effective treatment guide shows you exactly how to get rid of moles and other skin problems quickly and easily from your own home.
It’s all natural, safe, and totally painless. Plus, it doesn’t require any expensive surgeries, topical products, or doctor visits. Get rid of ugly skin irregularities and enjoy flawless skin faster than you ever thought possible!
2) Ageless
Skin looking dull and lifeless? Not feeling as young as you used to? Not a problem.
Ageless is your step-by-step guide to stopping and reversing the aging process in just 3 days. It contains loads of highly effective natural treatments that can take years off your appearing in no time.
Ever notice how celebrities never seem to age like the rest of us? Well now you can use the same secrets to rejuvinate and revitilize your youthful appearance and get the look you once had.
3) The Metabolism Bible
Ever wonder why you used to be able to eat whatever you want and you wouldn’t gain weight? Now, it seems like if you even look at food you start packing on pounds. That my friend, is called metabolism.
This simple guide designed by a leading nutitionists will show you how to crank your metabolism into high gear so you can burn fat and lose weight like never before. The best part? You don’t have to starve yourself or follow any crazy fad diets. Get your inner furnace burning red hot and lose weight fast!
4) Understanding Acne This is a simple, straight forward guide that shows you exactly how to treat and prevent acne from every different cause.
Stop wasting your time with harsh cleansers and expensive acne products that just irritate and worsen your skin. Find out exactly what is causing your acne and how to make it disappear fast.
Plus, learn many of the most common acne myths that you’re probably falling for and why they aren’t improving your complexion.
The LAST Scar Treatment Product You’ll Ever Buy
So what are you waiting for? You have nothing to lose but flawless skin. Get your copy of The Scar SolutionTM today and you can be on your way to scar-free skin tomorrow. It’s risk free, so try it today!
Order The Scar SolutionTM Now!
YES, I would like to quickly and naturally eliminate my scars for just $67 $37.
I understand that after ordering the The Scar Solution guide I’ll gain instant access to the download page with free updates FOR LIFE.
This is a RISK-FREE OFFER as The Scar Solution is backed by a 60-Day 100% Money Back Guarantee. Try it for 60 days, and if you don’t see a noticeable improvement in your scars simply e-mail me for a full refund. No questions asked!
I want to use your medically proven products and techniques to:
Prevent scars from happening
Reduce visibility
Eliminate scars permanently
Get results FAST
Never suffer from scars again!
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A Note To The Buyer: “The Scar Solution” is a digital guide in PDF format which will become available to you INSTANTLY after purchasing the program.
If you have any questions or need tech support after purchasing, simply send me an email and I’ll get back to you within one business day.
To Healthy Scar-Free Skin,
Medical Researcher & Former Scar Sufferer Author of The Scar Solution P.S. You have nothing to lose. The Scar SolutionTM is 100% guaranteed to work. Try it, and you’ll see for yourself that this is the most effective scar removal product out there.
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The Scar Solution - Fast, Natural Scar Removal From Home
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From The Desk of Sean Lowry Medical Researcher & Former Scar Sufferer Author of The Scar Solution
Dear Friend,
Like most people, you probably have an ugly scar somewhere on your body that you wish you could get rid of but it just won’t seem to go away. Every day, millions of people suffer from skin damage that will result in a lasting scar, and for many of them, that scar will cause a lot of insecurity and grief.
If you are one of those people then keep reading, because this may be the most important letter you read all year.
Have you ever:
Obsessed in the mirror over the appearance of a scar?
Felt like people are looking or even staring at your scars?
Spent time covering a scar up with makeup or clothing?
Wasted time and money on expensive scar creams that didn’t deliver?
It’s OK… we’ve all done it. Take it from a person who suffered from major facial scarring after a bad skiing accident… scars don’t just affect your skin,
they affect your self confidence.
After my accident, I became very self conscious about my appearance. I always felt like people were looking at my scars and not at me. It had a serious impact on my work and social life. I know all about the anxiety that comes along with scarring.
You Are Not Alone
The worst part is that scars are almost impossible to get rid of. Ask most people and they will tell you that once you have a scar, you just have to live with it. The best you can do is spend boat loads of money on expensive and invasive procedures, or try your luck with some ‘miracle’ scar cream.
The problem is that laser scar treatment costs over $350 dollars per hour and requires multiple treatments before you even start to see results. You’re likely to end up paying several THOUSANDS dollars to fade even a moderately sized scar. And if you think your insurance will cover it… forget it.Not only that, but many people have suffered from horrific side effects and even worsened scarring from these risky procedures.
This is why many people turn to over-the-counter scar products and remedies, but they are almost always disappointed with the results. These products have very little medical backing behind them and are often very pricey to top it off.
After months of effort with little to no payoff, most people will give up and just live with the fact that they will have these scars for the rest of their lives. Depressing.
Fortunately for me, as a medical scientist I have access to a lot of information that the general public does not. My area of expertise is in holistic and alternative medicine, and after my accident, I took it upon myself to find a reliable and effective way to get rid of my ugly facial scarring.
I already knew that most of the currently available scar treatment products out there just didn’t have any real scientific backing behind and were, to be completely blunt, snake oil. But that wasn’t going to stop me. I knew I’d have to think outside the box and come up with my own plan if I wanted to get my skin back.
The next few months weren’t easy. I spent endless hours intensively researching and testing skin resurfacing techniques and compounds that could reduce and fade the appearance of my scars. I became obsessed with finding a solution to my problem and I wouldn’t rest until I found it.
Fortunately, my hard work paid off. And the results… nothing short of astounding!
Not only did I uncover the worlds most effective scar treatment techniques and secrets from around the world, but I tested them all on my own scars. And now, I’m very happy to tell you that I am totally scar free!
Best of all, I am 100% confident YOU can be do. I’m talking about complete scar removal, with no doctor visits, from the comfort of your own home!
And forget about wasting your time on bogus creams or spending thousands of dollars on invasive and dangerous procedures to do it. My system is fast, effective, and inexpensive. I’m talking about The Scar SolutionTM.
Scarring is NOT Permanent
Using my highly effective system, you can get rid of your scars FOR GOOD. There are no costly scar creams, no surgeries, no doctor visits required at all!
Here’s a sneak peak at what you’ll discover in The Scar SolutionTM:
Forget about Onion Extract – Forget about Vitamin E – They don’t work!
Trust me on this… an effective scar treatment program consists of MUCH more than just applying a cream once a day. To get the results you want, you need a complete and comprehensive system. A system consisting of only the most effective and scientifically proven products and techniques. This is stuff you won’t find anywhere else!
Using this simple system, you can:
Using this exact system I was able to completely eliminate my scars in under 3 months. You can’t even tell I was ever in an accident.
My Friends Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes
Forget everything you thought you knew about scar treatment. The Internet is full of misinformation and old wives tales when it comes to scarring. The vast majority of this information is outdated and some of it is just plain DANGEROUS. Don’t risk further skin damage on sketchy and untested information.
And forget about paying $100, $75, or even $50 dollars for expensive scar treatment products that don’t even work. Everything you need to quickly eliminate your scars can be purchased for pocket change and some of it is probably in your home right now!
News Flash: many of the most popular scar treatment remedies found online do absolutely nothing, and some of them can even make your scars worse
By now you probably know that there are loads and loads of home remedies out there that are widely promoted, despite having absolutely no medical evidence that they do anything. Some of them have even shown to make scars worse in scientific studies!
Stop getting ripped off by scams and marketing hype
Stop wasting your time with unproven products that don’t work
Stop wasting your money on expensive and dangerous medical procedures
The Scar SolutionTM costs a fraction of the price and can safely deliver better results for any and every scar you’ll ever have!
Get Rid of Your Scars, Keep Your Money
The Scar SolutionTM contains only scientifically proven, natural scar treatment methods that are guaranteed to work. Everything is tested and proven to be 100% effective. Not only that, but many people start seeing results within the first 2 weeks!
All the products and treatments in this system are both natural and:
Clinically Proven
Dermatologist Approved
Personally Tested
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So what are you waiting for? There are no stones left unturned. There are no scars too great. You can start fading your scars today and be scar-free faster than you ever thought possible, no matter how long you’ve had them.
My laser targeted program is effective against every type of scarring, including:
Regain Your Flawless, Scar-Free Skin
This is a no fluff, no BS, scar treatment guide that contains everything you need to know to get rid of your embarrassing scars once and for all.
But don’t take my word for it; see what others are saying about The Scar SolutionTM:
“I Had Tried Everything”
Thank you soooo much for writing this guide Sean. I had tried everything to get rid of my appendix scar and nothing worked. Since I started using this, it has already started to fade and it’s only been 3 weeks!
-Jared, Mankato, MN
“Already Seeing a Huge Improvement”
Until I found you I had been using Mederma for months to try to fade a large scar on the side of my leg. I was wondering why it wasn’t working for me, but now I know. I started using your guide just a few weeks ago and already I’m seeing a huge improvement. I can’t believe how fast it’s working!
-Samantha, West Palm Beach, FL
“I’ll Never Pay for Another Scar Cream”
Initially I was skeptical about some of the techniques you recommend in this guide. That was until I tried them. Holy cow! After only 8 weeks I’m, frankly, stunned at how well this worked on a scar I’ve had forever. So happy I‘ll never have to pay for another scar cream again.
-Jackie, San Diego, CA
“EVERYONE is Noticing”
You’re the best Sean! I honestly didn’t believe I could ever get rid of this ugly scar, but I decided to give your guide a try. It took a few months, but now everyone is noticing how much better my scar looks! It’s hard to believe how much it’s finally fading after all these years.
-Mark, Portland, Oregon
“My Acne Scars Are Gone”
I couldn’t believe that it could really be this simple to get rid of a scar, especially acne scars. When I found your site I assumed it was just another scam because I had already tried every scar treatment product out there. You name it, I’ve tried it. Luckily, I was wrong this time! I’m only 2 months in and my acne scars are almost GONE.
-Jake, Ontario, Canada
The Scar SolutionTM is not like any other product out there. It’s the result of months of in-depth research, testing, and personal trial and error. Yes, I’ve backed every page with medical studies and scientific research, but I’ve also gone so far as to this on my own scars to confirm their effectiveness. I know from personal experience that my system works!
Get Your Confidence Back
It doesn’t matter how or where you got it. My program contains detailed tutorials for treating scars from any type of skin damage, including:
Acne Scars
Facial Scars
Cut Scars
Burn Scars
Scrape Scars
Stretch Marks
Surgical Scars
… just about ANY type of scar tissue you could possibly have!
The Scar SolutionTM is 100% Guaranteed or Your Money Back
Just in case all this sounds too good to be true, we’re backing it with an unconditional 60 day money back guarantee! We’re so confident that this is the best scar treatment product out there, we’re guaranteeing results!
If you don’t start seeing real, noticeable fading of your scars within 60 days, you can get a full refund. It’s as simple as that. You’ll get instant access and can start today! This really is a risk-free offer, so what are you waiting for?
Your results are guaranteed. You have nothing to lose!
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1) Moles, Warts, & Skin Tags No More!
Do you suffer from moles, warts, skin tags, and other skin irregularities? Would you like them gone? Well, you’re in luck!
This super effective treatment guide shows you exactly how to get rid of moles and other skin problems quickly and easily from your own home.
It’s all natural, safe, and totally painless. Plus, it doesn’t require any expensive surgeries, topical products, or doctor visits. Get rid of ugly skin irregularities and enjoy flawless skin faster than you ever thought possible!
2) Ageless
Skin looking dull and lifeless? Not feeling as young as you used to? Not a problem.
Ageless is your step-by-step guide to stopping and reversing the aging process in just 3 days. It contains loads of highly effective natural treatments that can take years off your appearing in no time.
Ever notice how celebrities never seem to age like the rest of us? Well now you can use the same secrets to rejuvinate and revitilize your youthful appearance and get the look you once had.
3) The Metabolism Bible
Ever wonder why you used to be able to eat whatever you want and you wouldn’t gain weight? Now, it seems like if you even look at food you start packing on pounds. That my friend, is called metabolism.
This simple guide designed by a leading nutitionists will show you how to crank your metabolism into high gear so you can burn fat and lose weight like never before. The best part? You don’t have to starve yourself or follow any crazy fad diets. Get your inner furnace burning red hot and lose weight fast!
4) Understanding Acne This is a simple, straight forward guide that shows you exactly how to treat and prevent acne from every different cause.
Stop wasting your time with harsh cleansers and expensive acne products that just irritate and worsen your skin. Find out exactly what is causing your acne and how to make it disappear fast.
Plus, learn many of the most common acne myths that you’re probably falling for and why they aren’t improving your complexion.
The LAST Scar Treatment Product You’ll Ever Buy
So what are you waiting for? You have nothing to lose but flawless skin. Get your copy of The Scar SolutionTM today and you can be on your way to scar-free skin tomorrow. It’s risk free, so try it today!
Order The Scar SolutionTM Now!
YES, I would like to quickly and naturally eliminate my scars for just $67 $37.
I understand that after ordering the The Scar Solution guide I’ll gain instant access to the download page with free updates FOR LIFE.
This is a RISK-FREE OFFER as The Scar Solution is backed by a 60-Day 100% Money Back Guarantee. Try it for 60 days, and if you don’t see a noticeable improvement in your scars simply e-mail me for a full refund. No questions asked!
I want to use your medically proven products and techniques to:
Prevent scars from happening
Reduce visibility
Eliminate scars permanently
Get results FAST
Never suffer from scars again!
Retail Price $67 SALE Only $37
A Note To The Buyer: “The Scar Solution” is a digital guide in PDF format which will become available to you INSTANTLY after purchasing the program.
If you have any questions or need tech support after purchasing, simply send me an email and I’ll get back to you within one business day.
To Healthy Scar-Free Skin,
Medical Researcher & Former Scar Sufferer Author of The Scar Solution P.S. You have nothing to lose. The Scar SolutionTM is 100% guaranteed to work. Try it, and you’ll see for yourself that this is the most effective scar removal product out there.
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