#I have TRAINED for this | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

unashamedly-enthusiastic · 1 year ago

Text

My niece lost a 5cm by 3cm earbud case in a 3m² ballpit

👏 I 👏 FOUND 👏 IT 👏

#I will be putting this on my CV #I previously found a phone in the same ball pit #It was my phone #Which I dropped #She is 14 #She needs headphones to SURVIVE being a teenager #She was distraught #And I was like #Hold on babes #I have TRAINED for this #Behold #My patented sweep technique #I found a disgusting old hot dog first sweep #And the headphones on the second #Aunt of the year award #I am telling everyone #I'm so proud

44 notes · View notes

twinliches · 5 months ago

Text

a beautiful man with long black hair dressed in all white sat next to me on the train back from denmark. i complimented his outfit, and he asked me where the train was going. after i told him, he then pointed at my shirt which says 'catastrophe' and said "oh i know a lot about those." and laughed uproariously.

and then he asked me "do you know about norse mythology?" and i said yes a bit because i read the edda a decade ago, and he said "i met fenrir in denmark" and i said that's probably not good if fenrir is walking around. and he said "oh don't worry about it, vithar will take care of it" and i replied oh but that's ragnarøk, that's still pretty bad for us mortals is it not? and he grinned at me like i said something incredibly funny. and then he ignored me for the rest of the train ride?

#norse mythology #i LOVE strange encounters on the train and i am a veteran in them because #i have an approachable face and i will yes and anything #but this one was especially crazy

25K notes · View notes

velvetw0rmz · 1 month ago

Text

How To Train Your Dragon doodles

It’s been really cool seeing other people’s interpretations lately and it’s inspired me to try a few!

#I absolutely loved this movie as a kid!#Still do!#Don’t really have too high hopes for the live action tho #my art #artists on tumblr #dragon #httyd #how to train your dragon

10K notes · View notes

hinamie · 4 months ago

Text

mentor

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #gojo satoru #megumi fushiguro #jjk art #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk leaks #pulled another allnighter fr Angst's sake cries i havent slept.......but i couldnt help myself i was out all DAY i hadnt drawn all DAY #do u know what that does to a mf i felt all antsy and Wrong #so i cracked an energy drink i think i may have a problem honestly but hey at least u get ur daily dose of megumi angst #remember how i said i considered including gojo in the yuuji/tsumiki/megu squared train piece #well this is me making up fr Not including him there #i ws right his and megumi's relationship deserves its own homage smile :)#anyway @ anon who wanted a gojo/megumi hug.....ik it's not exactly a hug but you can forgive me im sure <3 #dare i say it's better than hugs jeremy.....#honestly fr all my gripes w gojo i Did get kind of emo abt this?? but i feel like. the majority of my emotions r on megumi's behalf #also might have been the mukashi mukashi no kyou no boku on repeat that'll also do it #seriously debated putting translated lyrics as the caption but it feels like a copout doing 2 lyric-captions in a row #also i do have some shame. miku lyrics r a bit.#anyway art notes uhhhhh finally got gojo's hair to not look Yuuji #who knew the trick was to make it longer smh maybe sleep deprivation n 10 hours of staring at a screen Does make simple problems hard #oh file name 'proud of you' btw

16K notes · View notes

cainternn · 5 months ago

Text

deadpool and wolverine thoughts

#deadpool #deadpool 3 #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool x wolverine #marvel #my art #artists on tumblr #been a while since ive been into anything marvel related tbh #this movie was so fun tho it legit felt like a fanfic LMAO #their ship name is so silly #poolverine #deadclaws #they have been occupying my headspace currently and there WILL be more art incoming #consider me converted to the wolverine train #anyways i love hugh jackman. that is all.

9K notes · View notes

carryondrawing · 4 months ago

Text

An alternate universe where The Archivist forgets to top up his oyster card and misses the train

#him having to get public transport is so funny to me for some reason #like does he pay?? does he get pissed off when his train gets delayed?? i need answers!!#the magnus archives #tma #the magnus protocol #tmp #tmagp #tmp spoilers #tmagp spoilers #the archivist #jonathan sims #tma fanart #tmp fanart #tmagp fanart

9K notes · View notes

refugeed-kim · 10 months ago

Text

YES YES I NEED THIS SIGN IN EVERY SINGLE PARK PLEASE

This is my daily struggle, I had so many arguments with people with off-leash dogs (in a mandatory leash area!!!). Thanks to this behavior I'm struggling with Kim being anxious/aggressive with other females as she often gets involved in unpleased interactions with free females while on leash. And every single time that I ask for the dog to be at least recalled, I'm being called names and insulted of course.

Also 9 out of 10 their dog isn't really that friendly at all.

#dogblr #dog #dog training #petblr #the most unpleasant part of owning a dog is having to deal with awful dog owners...#the richer the neighbourhood the worst are the owners #but of course the only park that isn't a hour-long drive from home it's full of this kind of people #I want to live in a city where there is enough space to actually walk without meeting anyone if we don't feel like it

17K notes · View notes

hansoeii · 7 months ago

Text