#I hate this timeline

[christinaroseandrews]

Okay USAmericans, we got a debate coming in less than an hour and a half.

Whether you watch it or not, there's one thing I want you to take away from it: The media is going to be biased as fuck.

They were in 2016.

They were in 2020.

And they have been throughout this entire election cycle.

So bear this in mind. If you want an accurate opinion of what happens at this debate you will need to watch it for yourself and see. Because you will not be able to trust the media or pundits to be impartial. In fact if they hold true to form they are going to judge Kamala Harris's performance much harsher then they will judge Donald Trump's.

This is because the media has decided that Trump is newsworthy and headlines featuring him are more likely to get clicks then other headlines.

The media wants to sell papers/get ad revenue.

It's just one more thing that's gone to hell in this capitalist society.

[useless-gay-kid4]

an evolution

[tuttle-did-it]

@robertreich

[snezus-christ-risen]

Fucking kill me now

This disgusting man just sneezed openly in the airport like threw his head forward, uncovered, messy nasty ass sneeze into the space where tons of people walk by and I'm having a fucking panic attack

[phantomarine]

Suspended :|

If you're here from Twitter, hi. My account there was suspended for no reason just now, like a lot of others.

In the midst of my crowdfunding, no less 😭

I don't know what's happening but I've filed an appeal. I don't know what else to do at this point.

Go look at the Kickstarter I guess. That's all for now 💙

[thislittlekumquat]

The fact that I can't just. Switch back to a dumb phone without huge repercussions for access to like. MY BANK. Is fucking egregious.

[albinotanuki]

So if McGucket became the 45th President after “Gravity Falls”, then who’s going to be the 47th president in that universe?

[privateerstudies]

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[freerangecatmilk-blog]

So

You're telling me

Cock fighting isn't 2 naked oiled men given boner pills, wrestle to jerk the other one off, and the first to cum loses?

But in fact it's just chickens fighting to the death?

Ugh, who tf would want to watch chicken fight when u could see naked men?!

[purple-jupiter-ascending]

(x)

[thowawayuntilfurthernotice]

Streaming services are removing their content without warning, and now the only organized torrent site that had the latest HD releases is gone forever.

Preserving media is becoming such a bitch

[sherlock-is-ace]

New laying on your resume just dropped...

Yeah I'll just let AI generate some job experience for me, what could go wrong?

We live in hell

[rraaaarrl]

It would not surprise me in the least if Neuralink is really just a way for the richest divorced toddler to burrow copies of his consciousness into your fucking brains.

do you really want to be John Crichton with a manifestation of this dude in your skulll–only it's worse, it's the fucking Muskrat, and there's no escape.

[gardenofshadcws]

BOY DO I LOVE PAYING $12 A MONTH TO NOT HAVE ADS ON SPO///TIFY ONLY TO HAVE ADS BAKED INTO MY PODCASTS ANYWAY.

[danceswithdarkspawn]

reading the news today has me like

[awakefor48hours]

The United States: we can’t afford free or affordable healthcare. This America though, we got guns

Also the United States: we’re raising our military budget to 2 trillion. Anyway we believe in democracy and that everyone has the right to live