#I hate that I actually LOLed at it

[whorelaud]

꒦꒷ 𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 birthday sex ¿¡

pairing bf¡drew starkey x fem¡reader

summary just reader dealing with horny drew while hes away on his birthday

contatins fluff, slightly suggestive, age gap, drew texting like an old man!!

a/n little birthday texting oneshot because i love him so much agh!!

word count 702

ml <3: Where is my happy birthday?

You grinned, perking up when you noticed the message you received from your boyfriend. You typed in a quick response, knowing how sulky he gets when you take long to reply, especially when he’s away. 

You: okay damn straight to the point

You: it hasnt even turned 12 yet :( 

ml <3: Gurl 

You: men used to go to the war

You: now they have sass competitions w/ their girlfriends 😒

ml <3: Lolll 

ml <3: That’s not funny

You: why are you loling then old man

ml <3:: Hey! I’m not that old

You: well

You: u JUST turned 31 

You: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABYYY I LOVE YOU

You: I wish I can see you :( 

ml <3: Hahaha thank youuuu!

ml <3: I love you beautiful 

ml <3: I can't wait to land I miss my pretty girlfriend 

You: stawppp blushes like a slut

ml <3: ??? Excuse me! 

ml <3: Proof? Send picture

You: u nasty

You: are u into that degrading shit

ml <3: I mean

ml <3: I don’t mind it 

ml <3: If you like it then I do and if you don't then it’s okay. Either way I am happy as long as you’re content baby!

You: stop why’d u take that so srsly i was joking

You: is this the perks of turning 31

ml <3: Ugh 🙄

ml <3: You always do this!

You: ugh ure so cute i cant believe ure 21

You: 31* oops

ml <3: Are you shaming me for growing now?

You: no i love u

ml <3: You* 

You: i have a surprise for u

You: i cant wait for u to land 

ml <3: YOU HAVE A SURPRISE FOR ME??? 😇

You: yeahahh 

ml <3: What is it

ml <3: Please show me Please Pleaseeeeee

You: its a surprise i cant :( when u get home i swear!

ml <3: Did you get me condoms? 

You: pardon me!

You: when have i ever gotten you condoms for ur birthday

ml <3: 😏

You: get that skunky face off my screen

ml <3: 😒

You: LMAO 

ml <3: Tell me!

You: i cant baby that will ruin the surprise 

ml <3: Are you like… 

You: ??? am i what

ml <3: did you actually get me condoms

You: why do u keep bringing up the condoms is it on ur birthday wishlist or something

ml <3: It’s not a bad present 

You: DREW. 

ml <3: Can we fuck when I get back

You: oh

ml <3: Ugh I miss you

ml <3: Jus’ thought about fucking you and now I’m horny

You: are u like

ml <3: Am I what baby

You: are u trolling ahaha is this a joke

ml <3: …

You: drew omff

You: why would you say that

ml <3: Sorry baby

ml <3: Fuck I miss your lips

You: which ones

You: i take that back please dont answer

ml <3: Both

ml <3: Can we have birthday sex please

You: hello??? where did that come from

ml <3:: Sorry I’m horny

ml <3: Do you think it feels different from normal sex

You: well if i had to guess it would probably be more thrilling, maybe?

ml <3: We should test out that theory

ml <3: Verify whether it’s true 

You: shush omg

You: u suck

ml <3: My dick

ml <3: can you suck my dick when I’m back

You: omg shut up

ml <3: Is that a no? :( 

You: yeah… ur 31!!! too old 4 me

ml <3: Nah you're right I could be your father

You: k its not that bad

You: it’s only 4 years

ml <3: 6*

ml <3: actually

ml <3: 7 now what the fuck

You: STOPP 

You: ure so cute please marry me 

ml <3: Lol 

ml <3: I’m horny

You: drew omg

ml <3: Should I rub one out in the plane bathroom?

You: 🤦‍♀️

You: just wait until ure back 

ml <3: Wait

ml <3: WAIT AXTUALLY? 

You: WHAT

ml <3: ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS

ml <3: Omg I am so Excited 

You: loser 

ml <3: So, birthday sex yeah?

You: i hate you

ml <3: i love you too baby 

[eddis-not-eeddis]

I don’t use lol. Never have. These days I use ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

I cannot believe i just typed "lol" with my own fingers.

[tinysunshine]

big fat idea 💡!!! HUMPING NEGANS BOOTS!!! or even just his leg tbh but like im imaging he’s got you so desperate & obsessed with him you’re just humping him like a dog in heat.

let’s say you’ve been “ignoring him” all day. or at least that’s what he THINKS really what you’ve been doing is the chores & tasks you’ve been assigned. you’ve been running around the sanctuary ALL DAY doing your ABSOLUTE BEST just to make him proud. but when he finally catches you, you’re eating a snack & talking to carol or simon.

you’re so excited to see him, wiping your mouth off, fixing your hair, and standing up straighter as he walks over but he doesn’t look happy. carol & simon can take a hint so they make up some excuse for why they have to run off for now.

he’s just jumping to conclusions, saying you’ve been ignoring him all day, hiding from him, and like “…then when i finally find you… you’re having fuckin snack time with carol and simon. i’ll make this quick baby, so you don’t miss the next story time. i heard daryl’s reading green eggs & ham.” he says all sarcastically, grabbing your arm & pulling you off with him.

and you’re already teary eyed, you hate it when he speaks to you like he speaks to everyone else, mean & condescending…like he couldn’t care if you lived or died. so you kinda lose your train of thought as he walks you to his room.

he pushes you through the door & slams it shut behind him. you’re really crying now, “i worked all day i swear! im so sorry, i didn’t mean to— i can show you i really—“

but ykkk he doesn’t wanna hear all that cus he’s already made up his mind “do you think i’m stupid?” he laughs and bends down to your eye level, “you think i’m stupid like you?”

“no, oh my god no no no! i just—“ (he thinks it’s so funny you didn’t even try to defend your own intelligence)

his eyes are so dark when he’s angry, you look away, but he grabs your chin & forces you to look at him “i take good care of you, baby. i feed ya, clothe ya, i give you all the easiest chores cus i know you’re too stupid to do any real work around here, and then i lay you down in my bed at night & i fuck you real good. and then i wake up bright & early this morning, cus i wanted to spend time with you before i went out on a run with simon & you were already gone. no note. no kiss on my fuckin forehead or the tip of my dick. nothing. now, how do you think that makes me feel?”

& you’re just standing there with your head hung, crying. “bad, it makes you feel bad! i’m so sorry daddy!”

he lets go of your chin, “i’ll tell you what, you look sorry.” hes making fun of you, laughs. “but it ain’t enough baby, m’gonna need more than that…”

i got so carried away & excited with this but like long story short you’re worshipping him like the god he is to you & you’re humping his boot wiping tears on his pant leg just blubbering out apologies and promises to be better & honestly you’ve completely forgotten you actually did do a lot of work today, he’s gaslit you into thinking you didn’t get anything done.

anyway i luv ya!!

~ 💌

okay this is so fucking hot.

negan is evil, so i do feel like you’d be walking on eggshells around him constantly. like yes, you are his baby and he’s not going to unleash insane anger on you, but you better hope other people get the majority of his bad moods so you get the negan that dotes on you and thinks you can do no wrong.

daryl reading the fucking book is killing me 😭 i loled. negan would say something rude and snarky like that pls. i bet people are actually a lil scared to be your friend because negan is such a nightmare. sometimes i bet he’s like, “isn’t my girl pretty?” and ofc his friends agree bc they don’t want to piss him off (and you are pretty, duh) but sometimes if they agree, depending on his mood, he gets mad af and jealous.

gosh he’s so fucking insane and anxiety inducing to be around. my dick is hard tho. i feel like he acts like he wants you to help out and pull your weight, but likes that you’re dependent on him. sick fuck (aroused).

“i’ll tell you what, you look sorry,” i’m vibrating bc i’ll tell you what, i’m turned on reading this in his voice. ugh i love this sm. your brain, anon >

the dialogue. the characterization. i can’t believe this is an ask?! so good. thank u for spoiling me with this, feels like a little gift 🥺🩷

my face reading this btw:

also: you’re my first emoji anon! eeek how exciting. #babysfirstemojianon omg 🩷🩷 i hope to see you in my inbox whenever you wanna bless us all with these amazing little idea drabbles. OBSESSED W U!!! <3

[oneatlatime]

The Blind Bandit

I had honestly forgotten that the Gaang were trying to find an earthbending teacher, so the 'previously on' segment was actually useful instead of spoilery.

Nobody's face is having a good time.

Look at this sweetheart. You go ahead and treat yourself honey. You've single-handedly escorted a pair of earth-shatteringly overpowered tweens around the world for months; the least you deserve is a shopping trip.

"You kids like earthbending?" Has the same energy as "wanna buy a sun dial?" from that animated Hercules movie.

This guy is one of those strip mall karate types.

I take back everything I ever said about Zuko's season 1 haircut. This guy has a dust bunny poop on his head.

Momo's bag now.

My absolute favourite girl power: incredible violence!

The acoustics at this earth rumble place must be great. I don't see any microphones.

"That's what I paid for." Sokka is a simple creature at heart. Likes food and violence.

Something very strange about this guy's face. I think his mouth moves but his eyes don't.

So apparently earthbending gets you mad air.

Oh! I get it. This is a WWE parody. Somebody on the writing team did their homework too. Don't ask me how I know, but this is a very accurate parody.

Sokka thinks listening to big muscles is a very good idea actually.

And here's the heel. Complete with russian accent. And oddly homoerotic anthem. And cowardice when challenged! Yep, total heel.

I LOLed at the zamboni badgermoles and hockey organ.

She's like two feet tall!

I'm. in love.

I could watch little girls beat up grown men all day.

Earthbending sonar?

Omigod it predicts. She can see moves before they happen.

Well it's a good thing Bumi said to look for someone who Waited and Listened rather than Watched.

"I don't really want to fight you. I want to talk to you." Says the guy who just volunteered, in front of a full stadium, to FIGHT her. Time and place, Aang.

Get back on the ground you flighty airbender. She sees with that ground. No fair.

This is about the face I made when Aang pulled that move. Does this boy think at all? I love him, but what part of stealing her well-earned title is supposed to convince her to talk to him?

You messed up.

I love sartorially inclined Sokka. It's a tiny an innocuous little trait, but it rounds out his character so well.

I get to watch two different girls terrorise idiots this episode. I am blessed.

So I'm guessing the two idiots at the earthbending academy are doing that excercise where kung fu people stick their hands in sand (I've seen videos of it) but it really looked like they were in the 'beat back the dough' phase of making bread.

In this universe of plot-convenient clothing blindness, how do Dumb and Dumber recognise Aang as the one who beat the Blind Bandit?

I think the voice actor for the dumb kid with actual hair did a bunch of voices in season 1. The soldier who gives Aang Bato's map comes to mind.

Have I said recently how much I love Sokka and Katara?

These wrestling guys keep switching between first and third person. Too many rocks to the head.

This could be a board for a murder mystery board game. Or a map for a DND dungeon.

It's her hair. I thought the Blind Bandit had a cap type thing with a little brim for her costume, but it's just a pile of her hair? Like a beehive?

A lesson in character writing: if you want to make someone look super dumb, have them earnestly believe in the credentials and authenticity of a guy you have previously set up as a borderline con artist. Lookin at you, Blind Bandit's dad.

"Basic forms and breathing exercises only." That line is just so funny. And they're all so stupid. She snapped like half a dozen spines last night and this guy is preaching breathing exercises.

Wow! I hate her dad!

I hate him more!

Sokka going ham on some rice rather than listen to the idiots. Good priorities.

This passive aggressive fight between the girl and Aang at the dinner table is so fun.

Looking for somewhere to store your meal after you've face planted into it? Try the top of your head!

I need to get a hold of some of those magic napkins. Wiped up a whole multicourse meal in like 5 seconds.

That is indeed the appropriate reaction to this pint sized badass. Glad Aang is learning. (Also this episode needs more Appa. The last couple have been sadly bereft.)

Called it. Earthdending sonar. Or is it more like echolocation? No! Whiskers!

How does this pint sized badass - who if I am understanding correctly, is not known to exist outside the walls of her house - have more emotional intelligence than the entirety of the Gaang put together?

So much for the guards in the garden. They'd actually be useful now.

Sokka. Priorities. Although given how many times Aang has escaped custody/kidnapping he's probably ok to take a minute to fangirl over an autograph.

These idiot parents don't know their daughter at all. That chafes.

"I'm not smiling." I LOLed at that too. Perfect delivery.

Hippo man having a snack before he gets down to business. No wonder he's missing teeth.

All this blind and tiny and helpless and fragile talk is really making me hope someone smacks the crap out of the dad. What an awful thing to say, nevermind saying it where your daughter can hear.

SMACKDOWN INCOMING

This is gonna be good.

If this girl does join the Gaang the writers are going to have to nerf her in every major conflict. She's too powerful. I bet she could take on the firelord now.

And that's why you don't announce sneak attacks.

So remember how Sokka was absolutely losing his shit over the Boulder? That's me right now.

She waits. All these idiots are losing because they're getting impatient and attacking first. Which means that, to her senses, they're telegraphing their moves. That is so cool. And so is this visual.

Here's your chance Dad. Are you going to mess it up?

"I love fighting. I love being an Earthbender. And I'm really really good at it." me:

I don't have words for how much I LOVE when little girls STAND UP for THEMSELVES and THEIR INTERESTS. This would have had me HOLLERING if I'd seen it as a kid. It was a message I needed to hear too.

Wow I want to kill her parents.

OH FUCK OFF

COME ON

You made my girl cry.

Get wrecked belt stealer. I LOLed at this too.

Sokka just beaned a blind girl on the head. Not a good look. I laughed though.

Fun fact: everyone in this picture is a piece of shit.

I haven't been this steamed since Zuko's dad burned half his face off.

Final Thoughts

IT WAS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, this episode feels like it's movie quality. This show is usually excellent, but this feels like a cut above. I feel like I could sense the love the writers, animators, voice actors, everyone had for this episode. They had a good time making it and were enthusiastic about it. And there were lots of tiny background details in this episode too. I'm sure I missed quite a few. Oh No! I'll have to rewatch it!

New team member! That hasn't happened since Momo. Actually, no wonder the episode was so good. Introducing the first new team member in at least a season's worth of episodes is a delicate operation. I bet they were workshopping this episode since early in the first season.

And Toph! (thank you credits for how to spell that - I was really hoping it wasn't Toff). Be still my heart I love Toph. She may well take Sokka's spot as my favourite character. Strength of character, self-assurance, emotional intelligence, badassery, mastery of violence, what's not to love!!!

How did she get so emotionally intelligent and articulate if her parents have kept her caged her whole life? I don't know but I'm not complaining!

How did her parents get away with caging her for her whole life? I do know (money) and I am complaining. Very much so. And yet Toph can still find it within herself to have an honest conversation with them, including apologising for leaving said cage. I never would have had the maturity to do that in a similar situation. I would have gone the Katara explosive rage route.

A little girl who stands up for herself. Against HER PARENTS. I just. Do you know how amazing that is? Especially in a kids' show? I was ROBBED by not being able to see this show when I was Toph's age.

Does bending work like a muscle, in that you build up stamina? Because if so, then Toph is the strongest human earthbender in the world by default. If she's using it in place of seeing, then she's using it 100% of the time that she's awake, all day every day. By the time she was like 5 years old she'd probably used her bending more than the average earthbender does in their whole lifetime.

My one complaint is Toph's voice. Nothing wrong with it; this is a me thing. It fits her perfectly, but my ears do not play well with nasal voices, which hers is. I had to rewind quite a few times and resorted to subtitles by the end. Hopefully I'll get used to it like I did Zuko's.

Sokka! My soon to be demoted beloved! He shone in this episode. I love that he has fashion sense and is not afraid to show it. I'm thinking, what with how hung up he was on masculinity at the start of the show, that the water tribes have a different conception of masculinity: one that classes fashionability as a masculine or gender neutral trait. Even back in season one it didn't take much to get Sokka into the Kyoshi warrior uniform, and he's shockingly good at applying face paint symmetrically. Which I still cannot do with winged eyeliner.

Katara! Not headed for a career in diplomacy but so satisfying to watch. I would love to have a Katara in my pocket that I could unleash on people. And her and Sokka bouncing off each other this episode was great. Every one was at peak performance this episode, except Aang. Not at his brightest this episode.

Checking for typos before I post this and I realise I'd already forgotten that Toph is blind! Just like in the Northern Air Temple, this is how you do disability right: as just a part of who they are, rather than an entire personality. This show is so good.

In sum, Toph:

[deliciouskeys]

So I liked what we have of season 4 a lot?! I don't know if I set my expectations really low, maybe didn't expect to get that fandom feeling back, but I think I can say with certainty that I've enjoyed e1-3 of s4 more than e1-3 of s3, and mayyyyyybe even more than e1-3 of s2. Some of the storylines don't interest me, but that was true of prior seasons too.

Things I am loving so far...

(under cut because there may be teensy weensy spoiler references)

Sister Sage! Yes, she says the lines that are in the trailer, but they are so misleading about the type of character she is. I LOVE her so far.

Homelander's frustration with being adored no matter what he does and his ennui about being surrounded with sycophants (which tbf, he engineered). I am SO glad they're walking that back to some degree. Related to point 1 above, I am delighted by the way he goes about solving this problem.

Every single scene with Ryan is so fucking good?? Like, Cameron Crovetti is the ideal Ryan of my mind's eye when I write fic. I feel SO bad for him. But I am loving the divorced plot and them jockeying to be his dad. Some of it reads like fucking fic, in a good way too. Like I can't believe the conversation between HL and Ryan after he comes back from Butcher's place actually happened on TV and not in my head.

I am actually SO SO happy they decided to outsource Billy Butcher's shitty tendencies to his Tyler Durden. I did not expect him to fucking apologize to Ryan for the S3 debacle. Even ~I~ felt apologized to for that "necessary for the plot but makes zero sense outburst".

I am loling every time Noir speaks. I don't know why, but I'm finding it hilarious.

I think they're actually doing a good job with A-Train's storyline, or a better job than I expected to justify how he becomes their new double agent.

I'm enjoying Chace Crawford's work in season 4. I like that he's sincere about the comic relief role.

Hughie is so charismatic, and for the first time in 4 seasons I think he elicited tears in me (in the scene right before his mom shows up when he's listening to his dad's messages).

I like Ashley's dialogue more this season than season 3. Part of that may have to do with me enjoying her character when she's angry rather than scared shitless or "trying to imitate HL"

I welcome the larger Victoria Neumann presence, and can't wait to see more about her past.

I enjoyed BIlly Butcher using a crowbar in a fight

I enjoyed seeing Antony Starr playing a mommy and a daddy and a.... secret third thing in the mirror.

What I'm meh about...

I hate to say this but the Boys' storylines are mostly dragging and feel disconnected. I'm already tired of Frenchie and Kimiko refusing to talk to each other and attempting to drink/drug their problems away. The mystery about why Frenchie is distraught was mostly solved right away, and Kimiko's mystery is still some derivative of her backstory in S2. It just doesn't feel connected.

Mother's Milk is fine, but I do think his character took a turn toward the unreasonable in season 3, and it has sort of continued. It's not clear to me why he's kicking Butcher out of the team multiple times, especially when Butcher saves them, and clearly has nothing better to do with his time. It feels especially cruel to kick him out when he tells him about the terminal illness.

Annie's storyline is.... fine, I guess. Maybe it will develop into something more interesting, but it feels like the writers don't exactly know what to do with her now that she's out of the Seven. I don't know why Firecracker had to have a personal vendetta against Starlight beyond being a symbol of 'wokeness'. I guess I'll wait to see if Annie's meangirl past becomes relevant as the season goes on.

Firecracker is okay. I'm amused that Homelander seems bored and annoyed by her, so I take it it's fine if we feel the same way too. It's certainly an interesting addition to the Seven to have someone so underpowered.

Hughie's mom frustrates me so much I wanted HL to come and laser her instead of Hughie after that chase. Her explanation made it worse for me, not better. I await to be proven wrong, but so far I think Hughie is being a really kind person to her. "Your father didn't want me to talk to you". But you were allegedly talking to him for years? And you son is in his 20s, I think you could have contacted without his daddy's say-so. UGH.

I don't really care about this so much, because I don't like character deaths, but it is pretty funny when Vicky doesn't kill Hughie or Butcher, and when Homelander is nerfed beyond all belief and is unable to laser Hughie in a closed space. I'll chalk it up to him losing a step or fifty with the enlargement of his prostate.

[damnfandomproblems]

/765811979817533440/6218-god-some-people-are-really-fucking

Bro this shit is not okay. It's one thing if you didn't enjoy a particular bit of a piece of media (such as a ship) and to even do something like write a fanfic where your OTP is the canon one, or maybe the ship is written better than it was in the show/whatever. Like, IDK maybe you thought X had more chemistry with Y than he did with Z, or maybe X and Z are canon and you like that, but think it felt really rushed, so you fleshed out their relationship more.

But it's a completely other thing to do that to someone's personal ocs and shit on the person who owns them just because you didn't like something they did. What the fuck? There's the argument that once you post your ocs online they're "in the public domain" (that's not what that means btw) so anyone can just take them and do whatever they want, whether or not the owner consents. I feel like that's true in a way for like actual licensed series, but I think it's a bit different when it comes to some rando's ocs. There just seems to be an extra layer of sheer disrespect when it's "I'm taking this random 12 year old's Sonic oc because I don't like that they didn't make him gay" instead of just writing a fanfic where Sonic himself is gay. You get what I mean? Especially in cases like your first example where it was then "GUYS! IT'S CANON! I FIXED THEIR SHITTY WRITING! LOLE!!!" and trying to come up with ways of "cancelling" the owner because "DUR MUH PROBLEMATIC SHIPZ" all over something that petty.

I hate how entitled people are over things that don't belong to them. I've seen countless times where people have blatantly disregarded boundaries because "BUT YOU POSTED UR OC PUBLICLY, SO IT'S TECHNICALLY MINE TO DO WHAT I WANT WITH!". Like, no John, I don't think that 14 year old on Tumblr dot com with 5 followers wants you to be constantly shitting on their writing and "fixing" it with content they're uncomfortable with. And I don't even necessarily mean like NSFW levels of stuff, either. For example, a common one I see is people inserting polyamory into everything as a "fix" for supposed love triangles (even if there isn't actually one there). Not everyone is into that. And even if they are, it doesn't mean they're okay with those characters being poly. Or people making really sexual/inappropriate comments about the ocs, even if the creator says it makes them uncomfortable or they're a minor themself. Nope! Don't care! Oc in the public eye! That means it's mine!

Like damn bruh, I wish we could be more respectful of other peoples' ocs. How do you think it makes these creators feel when people are constantly shitting on their work and/or stealing it and breaking boundaries to "fix it"? That's not okay.

(I kinda rambled a bit there, but hope I'm still able to get my point across lol)

Posting as a response to a previous ask.

[real-total-drama-takes]

Despite my intense rants about my hatred for reboot season 2 here

I want people to know it doesn't just come out of a need to feel like hating something, I tell you I wish season 2 was geueienely a good season for me, but it wasn't.

Too much of it reads as poorly planned or idead

The forced eliminations, since when wasn't Emma an actual people person? Why did we need a random scene which has the strange plot hole of there being no printer ink left but then suddenly there's printer ink to print an entire fake contract to get nichelle out despite the fact she'd have no reason to by the time the cheating map was made. Why was Damien eliminated in the worst way possible?

Why couldn't we get to see a proper note of why Ripper likes axel, why did she (again, transfem Ripper hc) basically get out Scott free of her entire season 1 misogyny, and why does it just read to me that they gave axel an interest in poetry to further RIPPERS development ? Why didn't they follow up properly on Axel wanting to become friendlier, they just.. gloss over it. Why didn't nichelle get a proper arc, instead being relegated to off screen development, that's not how you write a good show.

Why was prileb not cut shorter, there's no stakes for caleb as there was for millie (at least for me), Damien disliked his antics sure, but, he's still popular, he still has college and still has a lot he can do, he was well liked, Millie wasn't which was why her bwtrayl plot worked better, her entire life could've gone back to being a lolely miserable life where people pick on her, and treat her poorly, where she had no friends.

Why didn't we split the hockey bros sooner,why is every single finale person this time around not the ones that should've been there? Why didn't Emma get more time away from chase, why did the writers retcon ideas, why do people believe Julia so easily, you guys remembered priya being used as a shield but how blatantly manipulative Julia was full stop. Why didn't we get to see millie on her own, developing, why didn't we get the chance to see millie and Ripper become friends, they had something in the season 1 finale, they nicely interact, why not expand on that.

Why didn't priya get to fulfill her dreams, ever

...I hate being a character writer instead of a heehaw funny writer god this series PUNISHES you for getting attached

-> 🗒 anon (last take for a bit tbh, season 2 did make me feel dead inside lol but I wanna gather more positive thoughts before posting again)

[pbaz7]

I thank apple daily for making notifications pop up so fast!

but Paige was happy to finally go on that second date.

- see player p never exists in any universe!

Azzi stepped out with Kyrie.

- IRVING???? MY GLORIOUS KING

“Nah not for real.”

- So nonchalant

“But, you should probably put some heat on your knees tonight. Plyometrics can really wear them down.”

- my knees are so fucked from dancing bruh

"A speakeasy?"

- PROHIBITION

“You mentioned it on the phone one day I think.”

- I love when ppl are attentive like this.

“Wow, this is amazing,” she said, her voice filled with genuine surprise.

- I want a sip!

“How are you single?”

- uh idk I’m not chuzz (allegedly) but there’s no lesbians in my town so

Which led to me being the more dominant one, and that’s just not my preference.”

- Baddie knows what she wants period

Paige raised an eyebrow, a slight grin tugging at her lips. “How so?”

- her ego js multiplied

“I’ve slept around here and there.”

- forget what I said earlier abt player p (even though irl that was never a thing)

The ex is a fucking bitch.

They swayed in comfortable silence, the soft jazz wrapping around them, the world outside their little bubble fading into the background.

- I can’t begin to explain how much I’m loving this story ok

Paige couldn't help but smile. “You know how I feel about music.”

- we know ur 30 thousand playlists tell it all

some obnoxious toddler show like bluey,

- AY NOT TOO MUCH

"It’s just…" Azzi started, her voice quieter than before. "Intelligence. The way you actually listen, not just hear, but really listen—ask the right questions, care about what I do. It’s just…really attractive."

- THIS IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE THING EVER OH MY GOSH

“Cause I prefer a more…hands-on approach.”

- hehe nerds

“I’m tryna kiss you. That’s ok with you?”

- rizz

The “is just this ok?” UGH MY SIMP SUCKER FOR SLOW BURN HEART 🥹 they’re so cute it hurts

“You’re dramatic.”

- she hasn’t changed

“Because every time you open your mouth, it gets harder to keep on my pants.”

- ACTUALLY LOLED THIS IS THE BEST ONE LINER IVE READ EVER

“Out. Now.”

- she’s stood on business

Author author author, I feel as though you outdo yourself every time I read your fics. I’ve already proclaimed my love for this fic but this is me doing it again.

-annoying anon🥸

my knees are so fucked from dancing bruh

we too young for that friend

uh idk I'm not chuzz (allegedly) but there's no lesbians in my town so

allegedly is sending me

her ego js multiplied

already too big to multiply

AY NOT TOO MUCH

my step sister watches bluey and i hate it

The "is just this ok?" UGH MY SIMP SUCKER FOR SLOW BURN HEART 🥹they're so cute it hurts

you’re so soft

i’m so glad you love it 🫶🏼

[kaaaaaaarf]

just started reading your hatefuck fics and ohhhh my gOD i love them so much. they’re so in love and so hateful and so hot. also james and sirius’ messages at the start were so fucking funny i actually loled.

Hello!! Oooh I'm so glad you love them! The hatefuck boys are everything to me. I'm hoping my brain starts cooperating again soon so I can finish hatefuck 5!

Kissing you on your face!

[altocat]

I saw some of the previous posts and let’s say screw that anon hater. Be proud as Genesis lover, I’m personally proud to be a Genesis dick eater myself. Also I’m glad to see a lot more love for Genesis here than on other platforms. The petty hate was annoying so I’m delighted to see more appreciation

I'm loling. Thank you for the quality meme 🙏

Yeah. Honestly at this point it just feels kinda cliche to be aggressively hateful about Genesis. It isn't like he did anything particularly "offensive" in the Compilation apart from adding extra context to Sephiroth's breakdown. Which btw I had no problem with.

Like I said before, he's a side character in a side story. He isn't handled particularly well by the writing but he's still very, very interesting. And honestly it's so much more rewarding to explore the potential behind a character. Genesis at least has personality. And is pretty competent at what he does. And honestly, I'm really tired of the double standard that exists where NONE of the ailments impacting his actions and judgement are acknowledged. Sephiroth is (rightfully) pitied by fans, but he commits significantly greater crimes than Genesis. If he gets a pass, why can't Gen? Especially when Minerva herself gives him a second chance?

So I dunno. I completely get when people say they don't like Genesis because he's mean or annoying or whatever. Most people I know just plain don't like him but have the maturity to just shrug and move on. But there's a difference between not liking or casually hating a character vs. trying to paint the character as the literal incarnation of evil or the death of the franchise itself. I've seen instances where a character is so bad and hateable that it actually DOES effectively ruin the story. But Genesis is nowhere near that. Like...at all.

[vaporsystem]

The other night I felt like i was gonna have a panic attack so i was like "someone please take over idc who" and someone actually did i was like "oh damn i didnt expect that to work." :)

I think it was that one thing that appeared a while ago that didnt like talking. I still dont really know who that is. Also i dont really remember drawing that last post so ermm thats also kinda interesting.

I need to take more time talking to people and figuring out whos whos cause I still dont know who the usual me is. Im a little afraid of finding out the me who i think i am is like 7 people but like it feels wrong to keep just pretending the body is like its own thing, cause like im pretty sure im not who that person is right now even, but theres not a good or easy way to express that if none of us know who we are!!!

I know who """""the girl in my head""""" is even though ironically shes not around that often, i know helix is in here and they like actually talk sometimes. I know that one person is in here that we havnt talked about, we can call them Z i guess, i think theyre like the closest thing we have to a "gatekeeper" or whatever. Theres another girl that showed up, asked for a room, then just kinda never came back out but we like her she can have a place to live. Like i think its pretty obvious Raven is in here at this point right like we dont really need to hide that do we. Fictives seem really common so we dont need to like pretend. Im not sure who i am rn but :). but then theres like that one fucking person who says theyre the me that is me but thats not all of us!!! youre jsut you!!!!

Z thought they were them because when we tried to start building our mind place or whatever they were there and took over and tried to sort all of us out, but it seems like the they that them there was a different person when they werent inside so like ???

i KNOW at the end of the day were all the same person i GUESS but like...bitch you gotta figure out your own shit so we dont have to keep like pretending to be you just cause youre confused! also anyway can we stop using psuedonyms please its getting stupid and hard to keep up with no one is going to like dox your head people like "ohhh their headmate is named steve now ive got them" only three people see this anyway unless this shows up on someones fyp in which case ermm hiii

oh maybe we should liek start doing that thing where like we start signing off with emoji or whatever so we can keep track of whos who when we start talking on here cause like. its obvious to us right but like it probably looks nutty to everyone else, but also we kinda like hate all the cliches and stereotypes and stuff that people do on here like the people with people in their heads on tumblr are so obsessed with emojis we dont really get it, but i guess we dont know all of our names yet so it makes it a little easier. i dont know how to open the emohi menu 🌼🌻💐🌺these all kind of suck...🧁🎀👚🦄🦑we can pick one later i guess i like the cupcake and the horse, we could let outrselves be a pony....we could be pinkie pie if we wanted to be like no one could stop us but then people would think of that one screaming one probably but like.......................pongey.......

anyway i like being happy!!!! its so fun to come to the front because like that they that is them is so fucking like dull and they dont want to believe in us so like fuck it were gonna keep interuppting when they come over here. Helix did it first we can all have a turn!!!! theyre gonna be like "what if im wrong :((((((" when were literally fucking like loling and lmaoing rn. like sorry we dont all have epic backstories about like showing up in times of need im sorry we cant all be the girls you have a thing for 🙄 maybe i can just want to like eat candy for once instead of like saving you from depression or whatever WHICH LIKE ITS GOOD that the others were there for that im not like evil but like we dont ALL have to be that to be real!!!! im gettin very tired noww ppl will read this and be like woahh but itll be cool because theyll be like new bitch?? and youll be like ouuu ermmm nooo dont looook but its too late!!! hiiiii hi hi hiii

[garbinge]

Hi hello good morning I’m obsessed w u still and I would to request your thoughts on the episode ‘fishes’ pls n Ty

Omg me? Little old ME???? Staaaahhpppp thank you. <3 <3

Okay FISHES. I think I'm going to put my thoughts below the cut for people avoiding spoilers and also because I think I have a lot.

Luckily, I rewatched this episode last night with my parter so it's fresh in ma brain.

Honestly, it was heartbreaking, and stressful and chaotic, and just a lot of emotions flying around. I think we really get to see WHY Carmy is how he is. With himself, with the restaurant, with his siblings, with Richie, with Claire!!!! I think we see why he loves the kitchen, and probably why he hates it. @drabbles-mc said this to me the other day, how it really gave us an understanding WHY Carmy didn't go to Mikey's funeral. Because this is what happens at Christmas time, imagine what a funeral where everyone is grieving and emotional and going through it, would look like. Cousin Michelle talked with him about essentially taking care of himself and avoiding these scenarios and I think Carmy took that advice, even though it wasn't going to be with her.

With Sugar, I just. My heart breaks. It was a great callout to why in S1 she was so upset that Carmy never asked her how she was. I think that Sugar asked it so much because, 1. She genuinely cared but 2. She wished someone would have asked her. All the things her mother said to her, and like again, this is ONE time. ONE night. Imagine growing up like this, imagine dealing with this day after day? Idk I just I feel like this really showed us why each person is the way they are.

And WITH THAT. I feel like that's why Richie loves this family so much. He doesn't really have anyone, we touched upon how his dad not being there and I think this found family moment is better for him than nothing at all. Seeing him and Tiffany together ... ugh MY HEART. I knew Richie had a sweet side in him since S1, I know he was rude and grouchy and all that but MY MANS WAS GRIEVING OKAY. He is trying. He is constantly trying. He cares about people and HIS people so deeply and I just... give this man a hug.

Mikey. Fucking. Berzatto. and also. Jon fucking Bernthal. and ALSO the fucking WRITING! The way I see the pain Mikey is feeling through his eyes his behavior, his hair even, the disheveledness. In S1, we see him clean shaven, and I'd have to think that was before this Christmas episode (who actually knows?) but you can see he is struggling. When Lee in the end said "you are nothing." I got this feeling, he didn't actually say it that many times. I think it just repeated and ricochetted off in his brain. The way the camera shot is just makes me think we're in Mikey's POV? Idk.

NOW that we got through the heavy stuff, I need to go through the moments that made me smile.

FAKS <3 I adore Neil Fak with everything in me. Him and his brother dancing to Dominic the Donkey???? GOODBYE I LOLED.

I wanna know what Francie Fak did. no. I NEED to know.

Stevie saying grace. the whole thing.

on that note, that FIRE CAST!!!!

TIFFANY!!! I loved seeing Richie and her so much.

THE BANANA STORY THAT WE GET FULL CIRCLED IN THE END BYE I CANT HANDLE THE CUTENESS. Richie LISTENS. and that is something I really tried to push in my fics, but having it confirmed in canon made me so happy, selfishly lol.

did I mention the fucking FAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want homemade sprite made by Carmy.

PETE!!!!! I'm sorry but that man LOVES Sugar, he puts up with all that shit from this family because he loves her. And I just. My man. HE IS RIGHT THO like you can't show up empty handed but also, the 8th fish is prob not the best idea LOL

Donna. THis isn't fun. But I need to add it in here. I just, having a parent struggle mentally is really hard and I think we see how that's affected each Berzatto.

All the full circle moments. I LIVE for a full circle moment. So the banana, the tongues that tiffany and richie share that are the same that him and eva do, the cannolis, the seven fishes, our mother of victory, the list probably goes on!

This was one of my favorite episodes, Forks is my #1 fav cause you know I'm a Richie girlie, but this one just gave so much detail to the characters in such a uniquely captured way!

[yisanged]

I like tale of two cities. I thought it would suck because it was so slow at the beginning but it's actually pretty nice. I've genuinely LOLed a couple times. I feel like sydney carton is kind of prime tumblr meow meow material. alcohol problem. brilliant but unmotivated. hates his life but doesn't take any initiative to change. snarky and has attitude and doesn't act professional at all even though he's a lawyer. knows this other guy that looks exactly like him but is like nicer and generally has more things going for him and has a complex about it. he could easily be someone's silly rabbit on here I believe. I bet he was the silly rabbit of many late 19th century schoolgirls

[dirtyoldmanhole]

part two of rev ch25!

i realized last night, something else that twigged me about the 'predatory vibes' of that jumpscare of the last scene -- is that if nintendo meant gunter to strictly be read as wholesome, there's been similar scenes in the series where the rescuer/mentor will be seen arriving on the scene, and immediately shaking the protagonist awake. pretty hard to read any malicious vibes in those scenes.

here? we don't know how long gunter/(anankos) has been there with corrin. it's the unknown that keeps us guessing.

though it also does beg the question: why didn't anankos take the chance to kill corrin while she was totally vulnerable and unconscious for [who knows how long]? is gunter still that much in the driver's seat to at least keep the killing blow from happening?

it's clear that there's "more" of gunter consistently than, say, possessed!mikoto/scarlet/arete. he's had plenty of chances to kill corrin, if he was truly as far gone as they were.

it's honestly why I think a better interpretation is aaaaaaall of this (save the literal two "ENTOMBED GOD" lines that were anankos) was actually, pretty much 100% gunter in the driver's seat. he does have the motivation to lead a, heh, "mostly royals' party down into the bowels of anankos' castle to get slaughtered, and i do actually think the man's willing to shed that much blood on his hands.

he's done. he's laying all of his cards on the table and wanting to go out with a bang. he knows he's not walking back outside from that castle alive.

...which still makes for some deliciously skeezy implications in that last scene ahem

food for thought! anyhoo.

this chunk's a little more conversation-heavy than badhotwrongvibes heavy, lol.

still absurdly fascinating, when you realize that this is actually a three-way conversation of sorts, and not just corrin + gunter thinking out loud companionably. he's not a separate entity from anankos, but there's that tangible sense of him trying to suss out exactly how much corrin suspects and what he can get away with.

you know, i have to say it's bananas how well he's, hm, masked everything the whole time?

it's not just us being unable to tell "gunter" from "possessed!gunter" -- corrin's known him her own life, and the betrayal takes her even more by surprise than it does us. granted, she's not as suspicious as say, xander/takumi, but still.

Gunter: Then...this same attacker is trying to catch you while you are separated from everyone. Did he or she somehow know that we'd split up? Our original suspicion may be correct, Lady Corrin. Your attacker could be part of our group. Corrin: I know—you and Ryoma both said so before, but we can't be hasty. Scarlet would have hated for us to turn on each other for no reason. Gunter: Scarlet ... You're right, milady. Gunter: The sight of her with that flower pinned to her chest just before the jump... Gunter: I do not wish you to meet the same fate, milady.

bullshit.

i'm kind of loling in a terribly tasteless way at how lowkey annoyed he seems by the scarlet mentions. 'ah yes i kill one (1) person and you still harp on it'

remember when I was mentioning how gunter very clearly jumped down the bottomless canyon before scarlet/corrin? gunter's goddamn talented about masking / keeping a general eye on the details of not slipping for two freaking decades.

but, uh oh! dearie me, you slipped up there! that's about to get important.

anyway, those two decide enough talk, more action and so they roll up those stairs from the last scene only to run into ... azura.

possessed!gunter's thinking 'fuck yes, i can pin this on her'.

Azura: Is that you, Corrin? Corrin: Azura? I didn't realize you were near… Azura: Corrin, you look pale. You as well, Gunter. Is everything OK? Gunter: What are you doing here, Lady Azura? The only way to get here is by coming down that corridor. I saw no other way… Corrin: Gunter, don't tell me that you think… You believe Azura is the one who… Azura: What are you talking about? What happened?

pause for a second: i want to take a note here about how interesting is it that we're really starting to see him crack in terms of not giving a single shit about his companions, and actively sabotaging the campaign in the open.

up until literally one scene ago, Gunter was always the one mentor figure that could be counted on keeping a tight ship, bringing Corrin useful advice, useful weaponry to dispense to everyone, being an emotionally stable presence, amicably interacting with everyone at base camp and even in the pre-battle conversations (like with Ryoma), grieving along with everyone.

what changed?

as mentioned above, i really, really do think he's preparing himself to drop all the cards on the table and go out with a bang. he's emotionally, actively severing every connection he could with the others. if he never cared about people to begin with, he wouldn't have this psychological tension of abruptly changing and stepping away.

put bluntly: these are not the actions of a man who plans to live out the day.

in pretty much every fates path (including this one), he dies (heavily implied he offs himself) except for the one conquest married path with corrin.

we're very close to finding out exactly why.

...

very conveniently, enemies warp in.

but the battle doesn't start quite yet until after this last revealing conversation. corrin tells azura to call in everyone else for the fight, and for the first time you see gunter come as close to rejecting her orders as he's ever come.

this sounds neurotic, but pay attention to the ellipses (...). Treehouse as a rule doesn't really sprinkle a lot of ellipses in the EN script, so when they are applied... usually the character's going under some kind of turmoil.

this conversation is lowkey emotionally eviscerating when you know what's coming up.

he specifically throws that line back at her ("you can't stop believing in people") viciously in the next chapter as part of his betrayal, intensely enough that I really believe that's a hell of a raw wound for him, especially with how he words it here in a way that sounds remarkably bitter.

...

anyway, among the enemies that warped in -- remember that cloaked attacker all the way back in the chapter that Mikoto got killed?

turns out her old possessed hubby killed her, and we get treated to this awesome still of possessed!Sumeragi.

(dude your shark teeth are whack and i kinda want them lmao)

and theeeen the battle starts in earnest!

nothing with gunter happens until after the next level, so next time we pick up? it'll be chapter 26, the vallite king. :')

dysfunction junction and a fuckton of feels, here we come.

[blockstols]

As much as I dislike Stols as a person, I'm pretty sure the stalker was outted as someone named Lole/Neku/Clive who has had previous beef with Stols. Again, not defending, but I'm pretty sure that's who the stalker is because they suspiciously stopped after Loke was exposed for trying to wiggle their way into the Hellaverse community again after getting kicked out.

Loke was actually hacked

Stols outted her because of the hacker sending the message and other blogs started posting that Loke was guilty

But she said she was hacked and the people that are close to Loke knows that she was hacked

Stols just wanted to make himself look innocent of sending hate

I'm not saying that Stols is the hacker, but Loke was hacked

And the hate have stopped since Stols isn't active very much

Which is weird because the hate starts again when Stols comes online

[softmeetscreatureplz]

Waohhh what happen? /curiosity

~ I'm jellyfish but I'm hgih and eepy and don't remember where the jellyfish went

Aauaigh. Just- there's been a weird increase in people trying to come talk to me at random but they are like??? Augh. That. It's very upsetting because I really hate doing things like blocking ppl once I'm talking to them or trying to actually be serious with people lole that bcs at that point my brain jst defaults to "cut em off, not worth it-", but I've jsut been getting. So so tired of it. Like ?!? Am I giving off vibes that that's my blog?!?!? Aaaauughhhhh.

Hoping it'll scare off some of those ppl or smth, bcs atp I really can't handle seeing more people posting about how men are evil or how this kinda thing made them believe that a fandom was wrong and then turn around and be trying to gossip fandom w/ me???? It just. I'm very tired and not used to dealing w/ people like this . TvT.

Downside of having been on here for so long ig. Was gonna post that on my vent side but I accidnwlt put it on here, so l,, like oh well?? Idk. If I have to see one mo4e shipping debate tho I might actually scream (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ).

Kkkkk!! :3