#I had a dream that jerma was in MY apartment

[kiingbiing]

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[cidnangarlond]

had another jerma dream again and this time he was going to be part of this absolutely huge twitch-sponsored content creator among us-themed baseball game, and a bunch of other big twitch streamer names were dropped during this huge announcement trailer he showed on his channel on stream at the same time a bunch of other streamers were sharing it and it being revealed on twitter. jerma was super stoked and excited about the whole thing he was super proud of it, about being able to be apart of it and contribute to it creatively. just absolutely gushing the entire time when the final end card came up. except there was one major difference between jerma's video and everyone else's. there was this small subtitle, or subheading, underneath the giant white text on black background at the very end of the video, that jerma's video had but no one else's did. or vice versa. I can't remember. so in jerma's chat everyone immediately starts pointing out the difference and going oh, did you edit this, did you cut the trailer, did you forget this thing at the bottom, and he's like no. this is the video file as provided to me by twitch. what are you guys talking about. but the text being there vs. lack of text, and I don't remember what any of it said, was enough to signal to jerma that at this event he was contractually bound to show up to, appear in, be in and participate in, at this among us baseball event he was going to show up and the other content creators there were going to fucking kill him. now that I'm typing it out maybe the subtitle was some flavor of "GET JERMA" or "KILL JERMA" but either way he just sat there in stunned silence now knowing and fully realizing he was going to have an among us death and couldn't do fuck all about it. his chat acted as one knows they would. at this point I woke up because I went "hey what the fuck" watching the announcements on my phone and now I'm here. but I imagine it was all very tragic

[fresh-buttered-bread]

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Were you named after anyone?: Simon from popular work The Bible. I liked the story of him being a fisherman, he had worked all day and not caught anything, then Christ asked him to put down his net one more time and though he complained, he did it, and then caught a whole net load of fish. It reminds me that no matter how bleak things seem or how much hard work and how long it can take to reach abundance, keep trying, keep believing. My birth name was not after anyone and was one of the most popular names in my generation

When was the last time you cried?: damn like every day over something heartwarming or something. but I had a biiig cry when my trans tape didn't work and hurt

Do you have kids?: no, I may adopt someday if I get married which I might like to, or raise their children if they have any. But I would prefer a partner who did not want to get pregnant, I just have strong feelings about adoption. However raising kids is probably not right for me so I'd like to work as a volunteer 'big brother' or babysit for members of a church a lot or something like that

Do you use sarcasm a lot?: Sure, not constantly but maybe a little more than average or that I'm comfortable with

What’s the first thing you notice about people?: If their fit is good

What’s your eye color?: hazel. mid-forest green with a strong gold ring around the center

Scary movies or happy endings?: Most scary movies have pretty happy endings, all things considered. I do like scary movies and used to be a HUGE fan of them, but I like heartwarming stuff too. But I do think I prefer a movie that leaves me feeling disturbed, concerned, sad, etc

Any special talents?: Digital and traditional painting and illustration, physical non-digital sculpting, sewing, fashion design, video game making, essay writing/research, I used to do poetry and lyric writing, I practice singing but I would not classify that as a talent I am "good at", used to play piano a bit and viola more before that - my sight reading is pretty damn good, video editing, cooking is decent but more so my sandwich prep is excellent

Where were you born?: in the same town I live in now. the hospital was closed after my birth and was semi famous for being haunted and has since been torn down and turned into apartments

What are your hobbies?: of stuff not listed in my talents: model kits and puzzle building, gaming I suppose, watching supergreatfriend, Jerma, and the Watcher Boys; praying, meditating, and studying religions; walking and scootering outside, collecting hot wheels/toys

Have any pets?: nope. waiting to hear back from a rescue if they'll let be get their beautiful cat. if not I will get a bird in a few months or so

What sports do you play/have you played?: gymnastics and figure skating as a kid, and I loved swimming, then I wanted to get into soccer but couldn't. Played DDR. I roller bladed and biked, biked quite a bit and am planning to get into it again. I got into body building a bit as a teen and am back into that now. I occasionally try tricks with my scooter but I am not into breaking my limbs again so I don't do it much

How tall are you?: 5'2"

Favorite subject in school?: art *fart noises*. But really everything, I even loved math until I got older and the dyscalculia and difficulty with abstract math started hittin. Biology was my fav science course.

Dream job?: In a communist world where you get paid for low tier jobs and everything isn't managed like shit and I have accessibility for my disability - no shot, a grocery store worker. I love answering questions and helping people, I love organizing things, and sometimes you're like.. the only person that some people will see that week, especially elderly people. You can be really helpful if you know a lot about all the different products. It's not just an underappreciated job in the typical 'fuck low wagers' sense but also I feel like people don't get how unlike a specalist store you may only visit every now and then unless its for your job or a very active hobby, a corner/drug/grocery store is a really important part of your neighborhood! And I'm really good at it!

[muttnick]

Had a dream i was hanging out with jerma and we were on stream together and i kept making funny jokes and the chat was only laughing at my jokes, and jerma ended up accusing me of "stealing his thunder" and tried to have me evicted from my apartment

[xenosagaepisodeone]

Last night I had a dream where I was at a catholic summer camp that was run by the mafia. A part of the camp activities involved breaking into large eastern European apartments to steal religious paraphernalia for show and tell. Jerma was a camp counselor, and every time I tried to explain to him that I am a 26 years old adult who was not supposed to be here, he wouldn't believe me and would repeatedly insist "uh huh. All right. It's fine if you didn't get anything. Just go sit with the other kids. Maybe next time.". All of the religious artifacts that were stolen were put into an ominous entity called "the slide". the slide was said to transform them into something precious and invaluable, but unrecognizable once on the other side. When I had gotten fed up of not being allowed out of the camp on my own terms, I proceeded to crawl through the slide, and woke up.

[dirty-jerma-confessions]

submitted 10/29/21: Had an unprompted dream I was on a “date” with Jerma at a massive antique shop and he was helping me pick out decorations for my apartment. He still acted like his regular self including doing a lot of impressions. It was not like a date at all but in my dream I was like “woah I’m on a date with Jerma!” He wanted me to buy a weird antique mobile. I did not do it

[i-suck-on-batteries]

i had a jerma dream and i know how much tumblr loves those so i've decided to tell you all. (i've spoken about this on the jerma discord server already but this one's just all around more put together and less typed out in a hurry) so the dream starts out with these weird guys being released and they're giant purple guys with piercing green eyes and can turn into whatever or whoever you want LOOKED KINDA LIKE THIS

anyways jerma bought like 4 to do a massive stream and it was a dead by daylight irl kind of thing. the stream was so big dead by daylight had an event where you could get limited time jerma themed stuff (cat boy jerma, the nightwing shirt, dollhouse day 1 outfit ect.) it was INSANE. the stream starts everything's going to plan, he has this huge set and gets all of the purple things to turn into his characters. (if any of you were wondering the killer was mr.satan) the game goes normally, he gets downed, hooked, and unhooked repeat 2 times and the third time he gets downed all of the characters just run up and START TEARING HIM APART AND EATING HIM this may sound silly right now but in the dream it was GENUINELY TERRIFYING

i wake up STILL IN THE DREAM and immediately check his discord server to see if he's streaming or anything and as i was explaining to my friends in a call i get an @ for a just talking stream which he hasn't done in a while. when i open up the stream he looks perfectly normal *too normal* and he has those TERRIFYING PEIRCING GREEN EYES that those purple guys had and i explained to all of my friends in call that the dream warned me and they all called me insane. then like a week later holly and jerma were both PRONOUNCED DEAD AND EATEN and the terrifying purple guys were discontinued and then i woke up for real in a cold sweat

[s1x-foot-deep]

had a dream i was in a weird strip mall place but it was in a building & down along this long hallway & there was a comic/miscellaneous shop @ the end & i went in without shoes & they asked me to leave but the last time i was there i had to leave cuz I was having cramps too bad & the cashier mixed it up w contractions & asked how my kid was & I was too nervous to correct her so i was like GOOD! BYE. then I was in a weird waiting room & wanted to leave but I was supposed to pick one of 3 boxes to climb in and hide & write smthn in crayon on it for like a jerma stream but i didnt & just left & stole the crayons & was like running to another strip mall that looked like apartments & through the crowd i just saw jerma looking around & powerwalking trying to find me & the last part i remember is him spotting me right as i was going in a door. Horrifying and wild shit

[theropoda]

anyways today i had a dream where jerma had moved in next to me where exactly i don't know because where i lived kept switching between my house and my aunt's apartment, but wherever he was he'd moved in on the "fourth floor". i got a call from him but when i accepted it i was hearing him converse frustratedly with our ISP who had mistakenly called him about an unpaid bill when they meant to call my family. i apologized for it and said he could formally introduce himself to my family later and he was like yeah sure

i think it's incredibly funny that the very nature of dreams is to experience all sorts of fantasies and impossible things but even in a dream as wild as "Jerma Was My Neighbor", i couldn't overcome my Disorders bc when jerma arrived at our house i ended up locking myself up in my room because i had a horrible sensory overload. family said i was sick, but he was very weirded out by it.

on the flip side I've had a recurring dream where the members of depeche mode were my dad's friends and would come over for a chat and lunch and most times i was okay enough to meet them and tell them how much i love their work

[genericblognumber20276]

Last night i had a horrible dream where jerma was my roomate in university and he was, yknow, doing jerma things. Such as taking a bite out of every shoe in the apartment

[animalcrossingnewhorizons]

I HAD A DREAM

WITH JERMA

apparently i was the protagonist of Specifically omega ruby, the only pokemon that existed was groudon, and somehow because of me he evacuated inside of the earths core and started ripping our planet apart

so we were evacuated into this giant spaceship and designated into these cinema rooms where Only jerma streamed, and giant couches that everyone was trying to sleep on, it was extremely packed

he was playing some fucked up and evil version of house flipper where you renovate sims houses while the sims are all in there as they protest at you in simlish or physically try to stop you. except it was treated like a normal thing

people brought animals though it was just kittens??

this is i think the best part, because i specially remembering hearing jerma say that he's not streaming from the safety of the spaceship, but from earth which was literally being torn apart and that he is going to be sleeping on barrels tonight to somehow not die

which is genuinely so funny now that I'm awake

i ended up waking up because of turbulence. there wasn't any screaming but i still thought it was a real scenario because my body convinced me my cousin was hugging me, and i asked her "... what was that" out loud, before, as if magically, my body stopped processing there was an arm squeezing me

[turtle-ier]

I posted 1,634 times in 2021

80 posts created (5%)

1554 posts reblogged (95%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 19.4 posts.

I added 86 tags in 2021

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Hello lads, it’s been a while, but I’m back.

I’ve written a fanfiction in the time I've been away from Tumblr, and you can read my Dreamnap story ‘Depth Change’ by clicking here!

It’s a fantasy/sci-fi hybrid, it’s big, and it’s finished!

“In the (sort of) near future, Earth has been flooded and the remaining human population is still learning how to get over it. They don't trust their new neighbours, they don't like the changed environment, and they certainly don't want help dealing with it. Aside from one weird human, that is. Besides, it's not like it's Dream’s fault. He quite likes the water, personally.”

Rating: M

Relationships: Dream/Sapnap

Warnings: Phobia of deep water, near death experiences, and some 

Word count: 57,705

Chapters: 10/10

27 notes • Posted 2021-04-01 21:29:19 GMT

#4

Me when someone mentions a type of fic they want and then I want it too

Hybrid au? catboy gogy au? Dream is part dog au? yeah. Yeah that’s the good stuff.

Read ‘It’s Raining’ by clicking here!

(Partly inspired by this!) 

29 notes • Posted 2021-01-06 00:07:55 GMT

#3

Hello, I have written another fanfic

You can read my new fanfiction, ‘Waiting for November’ by clicking here! 

“Sapnap's in college, and college was supposed to be different, right? So why does it feel almost exactly the same? Almost everything, that is, apart from the two people who keep bumping into him, who apparently know one another but are more interested in knowing him. Even though he's studying theatre, Sapnap at least had some hope that most of the drama would stay on the stage. But as the longing he has for home gets weaker as Thanksgiving break comes closer, nothing ever seems to go his way.”

Rating: E

Ship: DreamNotNap

Warnings: none

35 notes • Posted 2021-01-22 17:37:19 GMT

#2

Philza Minecraft and Tommy swap clothes and no one can tell that they’re any different, so Tommy is going around asking for his discs back and making people think that Phil is really bad at advice, and Phil is running for his life as everyone tries to kill him/banish him/fine him for tax evasion 

94 notes • Posted 2021-01-04 11:29:06 GMT

#1

I feel like if Philza were to be a kid instead of Tommy or Techno or Wilbur, he’d be the most unruly child since he’d probably want to go and explore everything ever and wonder off, and the other three would be left behind asking “where the FUCK is Phil.”

612 notes • Posted 2021-02-07 14:27:22 GMT

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