#I guess my trick tricked me myself

[kraniumet]

you come into my house the day some pharaoh is about to be the king of game (theory) and you accuse him of being bad at math?

[tea-time-terrier]

I need to know does the fish ever get identified as a different breed or mix and what's the weirdest or funniest one you've gotten

Oh man all the time! Even if people know what a rat terrier is, they have a little piebald miniature in mind and pigroast is...neither of those.

She is most commonly mis-identified as a miniature pinscher (I get it), a basenji (until they see the nub), and a doberman puppy (???).

My favourite was kelpie mix though <3

Funniest dog pike has mis-identified? A German pinscher. She was 100% convinced it was a rat terrier.

[loderlied]

sigh

[an-assortment-of-forks]

there are doctors there are hospitals there are specialists there is medicine there are systems in place so people do not have to suffer and be tortured under their own chronic pain daily and yet. they're all fucking inaccessible to the people who need it most!!! to what I would argue is most disabled people!! I'm so fucking done with the medical system.

[thesaltyace]

Anytime my partner is away overnight, I rediscover that ADHD is, in fact, a whole-ass disability.

[bison-appreciation-club]

so yall telling me that i am wanted and lovable...

[lamortwrites]

God I wish tumblr had a better blocking system

[depresseddepot]

I'm trying to find ways to slowly ease my way into taking walks (debilitating social anxiety) so I was going to download pokemon go again but my phone is too old :(

[shanicetjn]

Your OC in 3 Artworks

Wanted to do this meme and practice Illustrator...So uh- Ta-daa? ✨

Compiled - 26 July 2023

Original Meme Template (C) aubergieine

[phagodyke]

demand avoidance is so stupid. what do you mean I'm not going to do the thing I wanted to anymore just bc someone else wants me to......

[theonlycabbage]

me having a conversation with another human being without talking about "what's fucked up about my brain chemicals and why I'm a sad sack of shit" challenge level: impossible

[caruliaa]

all my og posts gettinng no likes for the past few days. so glad to see you all really care about me and my life and me as a person and not just the one post i reblog every once in a while that you would have reblogged from the next person to put it on your dash if i wasnt there

[leirathemartian]

I wasn't going to look at the online notes from my psychiatrist visit this morning because I was a rambling disaster and kept losing track of my train of thought (apparently caffeine has a much better effect on my ability to control myself than I realized) but then I remembered I forgot the time of an appointment next week, so I got on to look anyway and. uh.

"Patient presents a clear psychological status indicative of ADHD. The interview speaks strongly for (severe?) ADHD. The patient has a high talent and capacity for structure, which could mask and compensate for the inconvenience throughout life. But clearly, it affects the patient in large extent, and the suspicion is that it secondary causes fatigue symptoms, anxiety and depression."

I am having a lot of Feelings about this and I'm not entirely sure what they are, even though I knew this would be the result. I didn't expect the (severe?) though, I'm normally less hyperactive than I was today. I guess I feel surprised to be validated, or something?? Just like. over here rotating this in my mind for a while now.

He also wrote "Good disease insight" which makes me feel very Yes I got a good grade in therapy etc etc lol

...Still can't get meds until there's an official neuropsychiatric evaluation which will take a few months which is bullshit but whatever.

[woundedheartwithin]

Sometimes I trick myself into wondering if I actually am strong or if I just think I’m strong, and then I have to do something like wrestle and pick up a 200 lbs goat with my dad and think no I’m actually stronger than some dudes. And that makes me feel good so I’m feeling better now lmao

[wabblebees]

just got THWACKED upside the head by a wave of nostalgia & now desperately want to play kirbys epic yarn..... rude

[mywritersmind]

WINNING KISS - LN4

summary : lando isn’t used to being a human mirror, but when a pretty girls tells him to hunch down and let her fix her lipstick in the reflection of his glasses, he’s more than happy to oblige.

listen up : no warnings!!

word count : 750

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I can practically feel the music through my veins. The lights of the club are flashing and my friends are laughing and swinging shots back.

I won today. Singapore has been fucking amazing honestly. Besides the whole drowning in sweat thing.

“So…” Max Fewtrell claps a hand on my shoulder, “Taking a girl home tonight, winner?” He teases me as I roll my eyes and sip my drink, “What- You too tired?” he fakes a frown. I didn’t really want to go out tonight but decided it’s sort of a one in a lifetime thing.

“Go find your girlfriend, idiot.” I eye him.

He throws up his arms and laughs, “Gladly!” As he walks away I feel a hand on my shoulder, spinning me around. I’m surprised who did it had such force for being so small.

A girl stands in front of me, a pencil in hand and for a second I think she’s going to ask for an autograph, “Bend down a bit!” She tugs on my shirt and I do as I'm told because I'm genuinely so confused and the pretty girl means business.

She takes the sunglasses from my head and pushes them over my eyes, looking directly into them and bringing the pencil to her lips.

The ‘pencil’, I now realize, it’s a makeup product and deposits a dark color to her lips as she uses me as her mirror.

As she’s stood in front of me, my eyes can’t help but analyze her. This club is stuffy and smoky but she’s so close I can see everything she has on.

She’s got messy brown hair, silver jewelry, a mini skirt, a fur jacket, and a white corset top. Something about her feels magnetic. She’s stunning.

My eyes go to her lips which she smacks together before pulling out a proper lipstick, as she runs the makeup over her lips I start to smile a bit. She finishes quickly and doesn’t pauses as she starts to place the makeup back in her back.

I slide the glasses down to hang around my neck, I see the recognition appear on her face, “Shit.” She says confidently, “You’re that guy!”

I laugh a bit, standing up straighter and looking down at her, “Nice to meet you too.”

“Sorry! Everyone’s been talking about you today!” My tongue runs over my teeth, smiling a bit, “Thanks for being my mirror. And- congrats, I guess?”

“Thank you. And no problem, I’d never deprive a pretty girl of her lipstick rights.” This makes her laugh and fuck I want to keep her laughing.

She gets a look in her eye, her arms behind her, and her eyes staring up at me, “Well I appreciate it. Like it?” I look at her lips again and I’m beginning to think this is a trick just to make me want to kiss her.

“I do. It suits you.” Her lips pull into a wide smile and she steps a bit closer. “You know- people are talking about me for a reason.” I say, building myself up a bit.

She squints, “Right… A win?” I nod, “You’re celebrating then?”

I nod again, “A bit boring though… if only there was a girl to make my night better.”

She scoffs, “Suppose you want a winning kiss then?” I eye her, sipping my drink once more. My eyes flick to her lips but she doesn’t stop looking at me.

“I mean- your lipstick would look great on me.” I say smugly as she stops herself from smiling, humming and nodding.

“Would it?” She says into my ear, the club getting louder with the music.

“Suppose we’ll have to check and see.” I say in her ear this time and when I pull back, I can tell she’s trying to figure me out.

She hums again, leaning in close and slipping her hand onto my neck. Her cool rings practically sting my hot skin. She turns my head slightly, I feel her stand taller to softly kiss my cheek.

When she pulls away, I’m smirking again, “Let me get your number.” I don’t even ask it as a question.

She pulls the lipliner out of her bag once more, uncapping it with her teeth and taking my arm. She scrolls the numbers slowly against my arm, holding me close.

When she’s done and there’s red numbers up my arm, she closes the product and smiles kindly, saying “Congratulations, winner.” before walking away.