#I got freaky anons

[no1novelist]

Who on this blocky earth is saying they like Lukas's toes, huh? HUH? You wanna come at me, too, stranger? Stop acting weird towards Lukas.

Petra might just have to pay a visit to your house, for a FRIENDLY talk.

Yours truly, once again, Petra.

(PS. Lukas, I swear, if you need help getting away from these people, PLEASE let me know.)

Yeahhh, I’m really confused about it too haha. I mean, I appreciate the…notion of… “admiration” but there are SIGNIFICANTLY better ways about it. You really don’t have to do anything though, Petra! ^^ — I can handle a few weird comments, don’t worry! But if it ever does get that wild, I promise you’ll always be my first call. 🙏💜

[buwheal]

Raises my eyebrows. Up to nothing. Huh Spamton?

[prodbyton]

i know i write literal porn on here… but how freaky can i get guys… wanna make sure yall will match my freak 🤫

[thegreatyin]

this nemesis ambition started out a little slow but I am getting closer to finding that bastard who killed my wife, and I’ll not rest a minute now that im far closer to on his trail

sorry got in character for a second

Anyways fun ambition so far very fucked up though

congratulations on joining the murder club anon!!!! depending on who you ask the name refers to either people who have murdered or people who have witnessed murder. usually both. actually extremely often both. it's a swell time you'll feel right at home (don't mind our collective skyglass knife collection in the back)

[katyspersonal]

Marika has many bastards children 🤯 better tell that to the dudebros who're coping and seething about Messmer's existence saying that is something Miyazaki pulled out straight from his ass.

WHAT they're saying, now?

(Also shut UP @heraldofcrow, memes do NOT have an age and you KNOW it!!!!!!!!!!!) I would argue that even IF he did come up with this character on the fly, that'd not be a big problem either though? Like, for example, what if they did not have the DLC planned in advance or even know whether they'll want to make it or not? Not even the matter of 'we should see how well received ER will be first', but simply a matter of how process of writing the story is unpredictable! But when they decided to do it, they would need to figure how to add new lore in a way that doesn't damage or retcon pre-established information. And they did: having a secret family member erased from the collective memory for a good reason is a fair way to develop the backstory more!

But back to the actual point, yeah, I guess it IS kind of funny in this context that even the already established lore leaves the room for Messmer AND much more demigods! Marika had SO many bitches/boytoys....

[nyxypoo]

you wake up one morning and think that a few more minutes in bed won't hurt, right? you don't go back to sleep but you're still curled up in the sheets, eyes shut as you stay warm. and it's peaceful, until you feel and hear the blanket being moved around and a panicked whisper of "but she's sleeping right next to us," when you decide to crack one eye open. just to see takiishi keeping endo pinned to the mattress with his forearm on the other man's upper back, takiishis other hand pulling endos pants and boxers down together in one go. neither of them notice that you're awake yet, endo just trying to keep quiet to not disturb you while takiishis more focused on sliding his dick between endos cheeks for now. until he chooses that's not enough and fucks him. right next to you while you're 'asleep.'

[belle--ofthebrawl]

No, I don't have the Ghost Candles. But I do have a Catholic Twink and his scary dog privileges and honestly, I like it a lot better.

[jayparked]

WAIT I LOVE THE RIKI THOUGHT!!! his hands are 21cm by the way hihihi (and i’m a tall girlie too like 180cm and his hands are STILL BIGGER THAN MINE?? sign me tf up) ALSO HE IS 186cm NOW??? CRAYCRAY

his hands look soft. and clean. i bet he uses hand cream a ton hihihi

i want him ☹️

- 🍎

guys pls i can't deal with this im 161cm and i have no idea how long my hands are but i do know they're smaller than jimin's 😭 riki about to be a whole foot taller than me (i'm american sorry) and idk how to process this information

[peacockrulz]

dont say sorry we love the paragraphs!! tbh i cant stand a lot of md fanfics because of how they characterize uzi in particular, they just do not do her depth justice. and you're so right about the narration too. its so subtle but a lot of great fics go above and beyond to take narration from just describing the world to actually representing a characters perspective- literally and figuratively. hostile takeover is a masterclass in it tbh. its actually inspired me to try and get into writing for md because you need to be the content you want to see in the world ig- im starting with rp rn though because i find that to be the easiest way to get into a characters head, ya know? also your dollxn piece made me physically ill (positive). im shipping them now but exclusively in the way your fanart is framing it (also great song choice listening to it and staring at the art really sent me) - juzi anon

I think a good narration is like, an unspoken art when it comes to writing. I LOVE fics that make a point to have the characters thoughts be a part of the narration; It speaks volumes to how that person write the character themself and can even make for some really impactful dialog thats not even spoken. I think the biggest strength of Hostile Takeover (from the chapters I've read!) is its ability to make a character's narration show the subtle, unseen things about the characters themselves. (Which is why I love J's chapters so much, J puts up such a large persona that being able to read the thoughts she actually has is so!!! arugh!!!!!)

Also: I'm glad to see you taking an inspiration for writing, I've honestly thought many a time to force myself into writing fics just because theres so many ideas I have that I do not have the time or skill to illustrate lol. I actually started posting artwork because I wanted to see more fanart for my own rarepair!!! And I can understand the whole roleplaying thing (I haven't roleplayed canon characters since my.. *shudders* MMO days /j) I grew up on roleplaying and still do on occasion! (OCs I mean haha) I think its a great stepping stone to writing full blown chapters and stuff, all about practice or whatever!!

oh and: I'm glad you liked that piece lmao. N x Doll is one of those ships I thought about for 2 seconds and went "wait no I get it.". I've honestly thought about making more art of it just because its left such a impact on my skull. (ITs... the only enemies to lovers you could HAVE with N canonically w/o messing w/ his character and i am OBSESSED)

[cheolism-archive]

i have nobody in my life that i’m comfy sharing this with, so why not w one of my fav carat authors on tumblr dot com??

me and this guy i’ve been talking to for a while have decided to take things slow rn,, but ur girl is in ovulation i need smth to suck !!!😭🤙 so i invited him over for “dinner” (see: me sucking something LMFAO) understandably he was very confused when i was ripping off his pants he was like “i thought we were taking it slow?” i licked up his 🍆 reaaalll slow and went “slow like that?” babes im pretty sure he saw the back of his head after that and he even said “thats NOT what i fuckin meant”

he slept soundly that night . anyway bc i stan seventeen and have to connect everything back to them dont u think this is so hoshi? LMFAOOo

GIRL LISTEN THE ABSOLUTE RIDE I WENT THROUGH IN THE FUCKING DMV READING THIS

at first i was like :(((( aw naur i hope everything is okay and then in fact i saw everything is VERY MUCH OKAY

good for u babie <3 get that dick <3 i hope it lived up to your dreams <33

and you are absolutely correct this is hoshi behavior. he would be so eager to prove to you that he can take things slow. he isn't compulsive about everything, and if you want the relationship to move slowly then you won't hear a complaint from his mouth. so when you suggest dinner at your apartment, soonyoung doesn't second guess it one bit. he brings over chicken and drinks and is so excited about a night in with his girl! he makes sure to bring his hoodie in his backpack for you to wear later when you get cold <3

and then when you talk about supper, he's nodding and getting ready to go get the food from the counter. but then when your fingers go to the draw strings of his sweatpants his brain goes completely blank. there's not a single thought in his mind: just an ERROR! message. because you wanted to take things slow, but then you're mouthing at his balls and he's trying not to cum from the absolutely sinful picture you make for him.

[thirstyforjere]

I want to feel Jere's soft body against mine, fucking me so hard I can't walk for a week after

We know that man got stamina and juicy tiddies to hold onto

[cenvast]

thinking about how the last chapter of ur kabshiro fic had a part that said that kabru got 30 minutes of sleep the day toshiro was set to come by and im imagining him trying his dang hardest to stay awake the whole time until he finally knocks out in toshiros arms that night lol lol!!

ohfifjdkek 😭 that's so cute, I can def see the adrenaline keeping Kabru going until they finally get back to their room and then he just knocks tf out

[severefartoholic]

if theres a pink anon ill be the orange freaky font anon

Oh we're having the power rangers in here but instead of power rangers it's gay losers

[nyxypoo]

ah but with the nail polish thing I just had a thought about him letting u cockwarm him on his lap while he paints your nails too…or when he’s playing games and checking his dailies…perfect position for him to kiss your neck here and there as he focuses on what he’s doing

had to let this marinate in my inbox bc my eye was twitching so bad at just the thought of this

kiryu feels you squirming while you're sitting on top of him and he can't help but chuckle, playfully scolding you to "hold still, or else you'll mess up the nail polish. wouldn't want that, would we now?" with an innocent tilt of his head, as though he wasn't buried inside you. pretends to focus on painting your nails, though half of his attention is on each and every single one of your reactions as you try and seek some sort of friction. oh and, kiryu paints your nails to match his so maybe next time, it'll be easier to guess which one he has inside you.

while your nails are drying, he holds your hand in his own, gently blowing on the wet paint while his other hand moves down to rub at your clit. but the moment he feels you try and grind against him, hips bucking slightly, he's already moving his hand away. pretends to focus on your nails again, humming out and saying "look, now we match" with a gentle smile on his face before planting a kiss to your cheek.

think right after is when he decides to get his dailies, saying something about how "forgot to get them before, but i can't mess up my streak or else i won't get the bonuses" wraps his arms around your waist, pulls you flush against him and you feel the slight shift inside you. doesn't comment on it, just laughs at your little reactions. lets you bury your face into the crook of his neck, his chin resting on your shoulder as he plays.

occasionally, bucks up into you but never sets a proper pace or rhythm, relishing the way it catches you off guard and makes you squirm. but he will gently reprimand you for squirming about, telling you "ah, you're distracting me from this boss... if i lose, it's your fault, okay?" even then, plants kisses to your neck and nips here and there, knowing it'll get a reaction out of you and you won't be able to hold still like he told you to, playfully blaming you anytime he messes up or losses his focus. but it's fine if you're the cause of his losses, he'll just keep playing while you're sitting on his cock until he does win. and maybe, he'll fuck you properly or he'll let you ride him, he needs a reward for completing such a hard level with a distraction like you, doesn't he?

[moonlightretriever]

Still apron anon but holds hit I get it with the hunting kink, I've gotten to hunt a friend in the mountains with shock collars, had the same done to me and in the last like 3 weeks I've been able to hunt and be hunted like 3 times

I WISH I WAS YOU ANON.... WHAT IN THE HELL YOURE LIVING THE DREAM????

[owuwi]

this is the first time its ever happened, so i immediately thought my account got banned, cause tbh i was just getting freaky with one of your bots :|

dude the first time it happened to me i swear i almost had a heart attack 😭😭😭 i was soo worried:( i also thought it was bc of the freaky stuff i did 😞