#I got confused and thought this was a shitpost

[bewitchedmold]

Joseph walking out of Italy with the red stone of aja up his ass

[poltergeist-coffee]

A thought I had after seeing the way people draw qetoiles new skin

[vikingpoteto]

is this a fucking ai character thing? i'm gonna fucking kill someone

[marciliedonato]

UA final season premiering tomorrow is kinda crazy bc I literally used to post abt it so much bc I loved the comic and was over the moon when I heard lt was finally getting adapted (I literally remember where I was and I was camped waiting by my laptop for it to drop the day of) and I literally basically stopped posting it as much and got kinda turned off from it not bc I didn't like it but bc the fanbase being entirely just from uatv meant I couldn't talk abt my fave comic character that was literally 'just like me fr' and was getting asks (including some kinda aggressively worded ones just assuming they knew me or where I stand on important shit) abt my url that I was gonna change anyway lol... All this to say..uatv wasn't perfect (*cough* first half of S2 *cough*) but goddamn was that shit entertaining and the music choices delightful despite the writing choices and going off script/not being as delightfully wacky as the comic... I'll always fw her severely

[edajjan-art]

She's a little confused, but she's got the right spirit...

Hope you enjoy this stupid shitpost I made. I think I started it... a year or so ago? I haven't thought about Soul Eater very much in a long time but I remember hearing that they switched Crona's pronouns to they/them in the English translations of the manga - so good for them!!

[sylveon-and-velveon]

Oh God can we please see what the slashers would do if you played 'Hopelessly Devoted To You' from Grease? Just in time for Valentines Day 🥺🥺🥺

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! For couples and singles {like me lol}

OMG yes! I loved watching Grease as a kid!! AFTER MAKING THIS: Should say somehow half of these became "love language" responses- I follow you, hol' up

This will include: Michael Myers {OG & RZ}, Brahms Heelshire, Jason Voorhees, Billy Lenz, Freddy Krueger, Stu Macher, Billy Loomis, Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Sawyer, Harry Warden, Tiffany Valentine

Feel free to request any shitpost writing prompt ideas you can think of in my asks, I love silly non-serious ideas XD We besties if you give me Cupcakke remixes-

OG Michael Myers

It's giving lovesick, it's giving obsessed, it's giving "I'm not leaving you"

Well for Michael anyway-

He'd probably take the song a little too seriously, and think you're never gonna ever leave him.

He's never been the best at romance

Blame where he was "raised" for over a decade-

RZ Michael Myers

Just as much in the "never been good with romance" department

But hey, the music isn't loud and obnoxious so he doesn't mind as much to the music you're playing

Especially since it's not as vulgar like.... last time you played music around him

You music player lives to see another day!!

Brahms Heelshire

He sees it as a love language, that you're using music to properly show your love for him without feeling uncomfortable throughout it all

Yep, that's my new headcannon now. His love language is through music. Especially with pianos

He hears you playing that? Oh his heart is MELTING right then there!! He's gonna be giving you cuddles for DAYS after hearing that

Someone make this love language canon please-

Jason Voorhees

Imagine if his mom used to listen to this song?

Bringing him memories. Bittersweet ones probably

Unless you headcannon his mom's still alive, then just sweet

Unless you have a sad headcannon about his mom then you fucked either way mate TvT

But anyway, it brings him memories and he's enjoying the music with you

I kinda went on a Pamela rant there- XD

Billy Lenz

A little confused but he got the spirit

He ain't understanding a lot of it until he hears iconic line from the song

Then he running over to you and is NEVER letting you go

But he still confused

But he trying TvT

Freddy Kreuger

Okay.... here me out:

Yeah the dude will be ridiculous with goofy ass music

But with romantic related songs?

...

So you know how he has one hand that isn't covered with the glove?

And no, you're not getting anymore context to my thought process-

Stu Macher & Billy Loomis

Short and sweet, they'd both love it

Billy's calm about it, while Stu is just like a big doggy. Oh- he is SO happy!!

Billy ain't gonna stop him, it's a good song. And it makes the both of you happy

What's to complain?

Thomas Hewitt

Takes him a few seconds to understand the implications of this song but when he does he's gonna give you a big ass hug

Bone crushing? Probably-

It's Thomas, he'd probably accidently do it-

But he still loves you

Even if he accidently puts you in a wheelchair

Bubba Sawyer

Yeah you gotta explain the song, poor guy highly wouldn't understand the meaning

Or he would... but BARELY-

You gotta explain what the song's about, when he finally does understand he's gonna be so in love with you.

And the song

Like a little confession song... weird choice for a confession song. But you do you-

Harry Warden

A little old fashioned but he understands the song is romantic-esc

He'd vibe to song, bounce his head along to the beat a little

Tap his feet to beat as well, maybe change back and forth between the two

He's never watched the movie before but now the song makes him want to watch the movie

Specifically with you ^^

Tiffany Valentine

She's watched the movie, but she doesn't wanna admit it

But the second, THE SECOND, she hears you playing that song

Ohhhhhhhhhhh you two are singing that song together with no shame

It's her guilty pleasure song, but knowing that you listen to this song now makes her more confident!

Hell yeah!!!

[over-the-moon-for-you]

Fireworks!

miguel o'hara x reader

summary: Miguel seems to have multiple characteristics of a cat, so what happens when he hears the loud 'boom'' of fireworks from outside?

a/n: this feels like a slight shitpost but holy hell i could not get the idea of this out of my head so now you all must know about it too

The evening had started out fine, you and Miguel in the living room cuddled up together, watching some cheesy romance movie.

Miguel reached down to the bowl of popcorn you two had been sharing, only to realize it had run out. He let out a soft huff of annoyance, “I’m going to go make us some more popcorn, you want anything from the kitchen?” Miguel began to get up from his spot, stretching his arms a bit from sitting for so long.

“No, I’m alright Migs.” You said smiling up at him. Miguel nodded and walked only a few steps over to where the kitchen was, it conveniently being in the same space of the living room. A moment later, you had heard a loud bang, your head turned to the direction of the sound. You were confused for a moment as you stared at the window, until the sound happened again. Only then were you met with the sight of fireworks, which you gazed at with awe.

“Miguel did you see-” Your head turned toward the kitchenette, but Miguel was nowhere in sight. “Miguel?” You got up from your seat, confused how Miguel had practically vanished. After confirming he was nowhere in sight, you thought maybe he went to another room to grab something.

Entering your bedroom, you looked around, still no sight of Miguel. Another loud bang of the fireworks erupted from outside, and the sudden noise of hissing came from the closet. You stood still for a moment, looking over to the closet door that was currently closed. You had to hold back a chuckle that dared to escape your mouth because your 6’9 boyfriend was hiding inside of your closet because he was scared of the fireworks.

You took a deep breath and walked towards the closet carefully, slowly opening the door. You were met with the sight of Miguel huddled in the corner with his knees brought to his chest, while he stared up at you with his big red eyes. He had his signature frown on his face and his fangs were on display. He opened his mouth as he was about to speak, but then the fireworks rang out once more, and you watched as his eyes squeezed shut, his talons beginning to protrude out as well.

You frowned, as comical as the scene before you were, you knew Miguel was obviously stressed from the loud noises and broke your heart to see him all worked up like this. Miguel watched you carefully as you moved some items over so you could sit down next to him, taking his hand in yours, rubbing circles on the palm of his hand.

His head quickly leaned down to hide in the crook of your neck, hissing once more as he heard the noises continue. You let him cuddle into you, comforting him like this until the sounds eventually ceased.

“You know, I was right.” You broke the silence in the room, Miguel moving his head so he could look at you, puzzled. “Your more of a cat than a spider.” Miguel rolled his eyes and glared at you, refusing to admit that you were right. You softly chuckled at his actions and pressed a kiss onto his forehead. “I love you Miggy.”

Miguel closed his eyes and smiled, enjoying the act of affection.

“Love you too, hermosa.”

[the-boy-who-drank-the-stars]

what if i told you heaven's not a place but a feeling?

Am I post blocked? -> Not yet bitches ^^

long intro below the cut

07/15/24 update: name + pronoun change :3

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[playingwithwater]

“Thanks, I Stole Then from The President.”

This is my first fic written on Tumblr and my first fic in the DC fandom. I’ve been lurking and sorry if nothing’s all that canon accurate I’ve only really read the fan fictions on Ao3 this was idea was inspired by this post

Fic under the cut.

BREAKING NEWS: BRUCE WAYNE ON TUMBLR?!

Last night Bruce Wayne attended President Lex Luthor’s gala. According to online sources one young socialite commented on Mr. Wayne’s shoelaces and his response? His response was the tumblr famous, “Thanks I stole them from the President.”

That seemed to be the headline going around the morning after Bruce had infiltrated Luthor’s gala. He had arrived in his bat-suit not planning to actually attend the party as Brucie. Then he had lost sight of Luthor and his newest partner in crime so he went in to investigate.

Breaking into the building was easy. Finding a suit was a little harder but still manageable. It was a spare suit Luther had in one of his offices. He quickly changed out of the bat-suit and into the stolen suit. Bruce hid the bat-suit and joined the party.

Two minutes into the gala he regained sight on Luthor and his newest companion. Five minutes in he was approached by the first socialite. Thirty minutes in was when the line that started it all was said.

“I like your shoelaces,” commented a young man, no older than Dick at the oldest, offhandedly.

“Thanks, I stole them from the president,” Bruce replied before he could think it through completely.

The boy stared at him in shock for a moment. For a second Bruce thought he had taken it literally and he would have to come up with an excuse, but the man just smiled and walked away. It was definitely one of the weirdest interactions Bruce has had so far.

There were no further incidents that night, but when he got home the next morning the couple of his children who were in the manor and awake watched him with an expression of shock and awe.

Namely it was Tim, Cass, and Dick. The last who had broken his arm on patrol three weeks ago and was confined to the manor by Alfred.

Tim looked up from the computer on which he was typing something when Bruce walked in. And Cass’s eyes were wide as she watched Bruce.

“B?” Dick asked after a few silent moments of the three staring at Bruce. “Are you on Tumblr?”

“What?” Bruce replied confused. When Dick had spoken Tim had switched tabs and was typing furiously on his keyboard.

“Do you have Tumblr?” Dick asked again slower.

“No?” Bruce was still confused and his kids seemed to be having some sort of existential crisis.

“Yeah well, hate to say this but Bruce Wayne is trending on Tumblr right now along with the tag Tumblr’s Batman.” Tim interrupted.

“This happened like eight hours ago.”

Tim shrugs and takes a sip of his energy drink, “Tumblr works fast. You should see it when Ao3 goes down for five minutes.”

If Bruce’s thoughts could be seen right now he’s sure that they’re might be a giant question mark floating above his head.

About ten hours of research later and Bruce could say he was still thoroughly confused on how Tumblr works but he could now understand that it might be useful occasionally. He stares at the sign-up screen for a long moment before closing out of it. Making one now after all of this has gone down would be suspicious. Maybe he can commander one from one of his children who may have preexisting accounts.

Meanwhile on Tumblr

Tim watched the chaos going down as people frantically searched for Bruce Wayne’s account on Tumblr. Not that he himself wasn’t also searching for it. He really wanted to know if his adopted dad followed him and had seen some of his shitposts that were meant to never see the light of day after they had been posted. What happens on Tumblr stays on Tumblr.

Five minutes later reveals to the rest of the Bats that Bruce genuinely had no idea what he started with his reply and now felt it was too late to admit to the fact he does and not and never has had tumblr. Ten minutes later sees Cass volunteering to let Bruce use her account. There’s a reason she’s Bruce’s favorite. It’s because of times like this when all the rest of his children are laughing their asses off at him, but Cass is actually more subtle about it.

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

reposting one i read on reddit that got removed but i just need to know what tumblr thinks:

AITA for finishing in my girlfriend during the full moon, thinking it was not possible for her to be fertile?

I know the title sounds weird, but I promise this isn't a shitpost, metaphor, or a joke. I (20M) was raised by a single dad, never knew my mom who left me as a baby, and growing up I didn't really have many female (or male, tbh) friends.

The reason I say this is that I don't know all that much about female anatomy; yes, I had sex ed in school, but seriously don't remember anything except "wear a condom", basically.

I met my girlfriend "Beth" (21F) in college and she's the best. It's my first relationship, her second. We've been together for a little more than a year now, and had sex for the first time about half a year ago. After the first couple times, Beth told me that she has a really regular and average period that she's been keeping track of with an app since she was literally 14, plus in the last few years she also started taking her temperature to get even more accurate results; I didn't understand exactly how this works, but she was so reassuring and confident I didn't question it.

Ok, now this is where I might start sounding like an idiot... So she told me her period is an extremely regular 28 days, and she has literally only strayed from this pattern once since she was 14. I also am aware that moon cycles are 28 days. (Correction here: since this incident, I Googled and it's actually about 29 days... but that's besides the point I guess.)

Women tend to be associated with the moon, like Artemis; I truly, deeply believed that the moon phases and all women's menstrual cycles were inherently connected, but just like, different women had their more fertile days with full moons whereas for some it corresponds to a different moon phase, like the new moon, and this is why women differed.

So the reason Beth told me about her period being super regular is that she was confident she knew when she was or was not fertile, and told me she wanted me to finish in her on safe days. We've been having sex like this for the last four months where she tells me the window of time she's safe, she's happy, I'm happy, it's working fine.

I started noticing that the moon tends to be really full and bright every time we have unprotected sex, maybe not necessarily always on a "true" full moon, but definitely around that time. I made a mental note that my girlfriend is a "fertile during a new moon (when you can't see the moon)" sort of girl. If you're wondering why I never just outright asked her about this, it just seemed really obvious to me and I didn't see the point in talking to her about something potentially a little embarrassing for no reason.

June 3rd was the most recent true full moon, and I decided to sort of surprise her by inviting her to my apartment and just pouncing on her wordlessly as soon as she came in. She was into it, we had sex, I finished inside her, she didn't complain or stop me at all.

While cooling off, she remarked that she didn't remember telling me about her safe days in a while, so I must be tracking her period, which she actually thought was sweet lol. I said, "well of course it's a safe day, the moon is so bright". She asked me what I meant, and I said something like "I know you can't possibly get pregnant during a full moon".

She seemed really confused and started getting a bit tense, questioning me more, and I, also confused, started explaining to her about the moon cycle thing I fully believed up until that moment.

This is where she freaked out completely, jumped up and asked me if I was a complete moron. She started yelling at me and freaking out about how insane and irresponsible I was for finishing in her. I was truly shocked I had no idea what to say, especially because it WAS still truly a safe day, but she actually just grabbed her stuff and stormed off before I could do anything.

Well, after she left I googled a bunch of stuff and yep, turns out I'm completely incorrect. That being said, it WAS still a safe day for Beth and she wasn't actually upset about me finishing in her or anything, just the reason I did, I guess. So, AITA?

So generally I don't want to rerun posts from reddit unless it's your own story, but we'll make an exception just this once

What are these acronyms?

[sneebl]

OHHHH i am in fact content

Do you ever get sad that you don't bite like when others are chewing and you can only drink or are you content?

What

[riordanness]

you look like taylor swift, in this light, we’re lovin’ it

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🥂 guilty as sin?,,

handmade playlists for your fav fictional characters w themes (ie, surfing in long island sound with percy jackson)

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i will make you a moodboard based on your favourite fictional character and you (either romantic or platonic)

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🦢 i can fix him (no really i can),,

describe yourself and i will assign you a fictional bf/gf!! please specify your type (including gender preference) and fandom :)

📰 the manuscript (mutuals only),,

a love letter from me <3

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[pipedreame]

Justice is Swift (Vengeance is Sweet) — Ch.3 Memes/Shitposts

master post || <- ch.2 memes || ch.3

Danny: Wow this coffee is so good I hope nothing happens to it…

Jason, spilling Danny’s coffee all over his shirt: Oh no, I think you need to take that off. Right now ;)

Tim: Can you guys fucking STOP and flirt like NORMAL PEOPLE?

Bernard, secretly filming: No, don’t listen to him, keep going.

-

Danny, sleep deprived and in desperate need of caffeine: *catches a glimpse of Jason*

Danny, blinking: God?

Jason, absolutely smitten: Not quite, sweetie :’)

Danny: Oh, good, I thought I died again for a second

Jason: HUH?

-

Danny: Oh I think that barista gave me her number by accident lol it’s clearly meant for you

Jason, taking off his shirt: He’s so fucking stupid I must have him

-

Danny: lol yeah Amity is Super Haunted

Tim, full conspiracy board mode: Why the fuck have I never heard of Amity before?

-

Danny: Okay time to lay low and be completely normal. No Phantom, no problem :)

Also Danny the second Amity is brought up, no self control in sight and ready to spill everything: So ghosts are actually real and there’s this one really cool one named Phantom who’s basically my best friend —

-

Danny, telling a story and casually mentioning ghosts like it’s nothing bc he’s used to no one in Amity Park batting an eye at the paranormal: — and then Skulker came around and threatened to ‘mount my pelt’, which after the hundredth time hearing is just kind of like, ‘yeah, whatever dude we get it, can I just buy my ice cream now?’ like he’s a serious vibe killer y’know but his girlfriend Ember is pretty cool when she’s not mind controlling people with her music an—

Any Gothamite he speaks to thinking he’s insane: Yo, what the fuck?

Danny, confused: What? You’ve never seen a ghost? Weird :/

-

Danny, resigned to collecting strays: Whatchya got there, Ellie?

Ellie, holding a smoothie and two feral kittens: Uh, a smoothie.

-

Jason: Get me a notepad.

Tim: Are you going to just draw a dick like last time?

Jason: … No.

Tim: You hesitated.

[awarmbowlofhomemadesoup]

Since Yuichi Usagi canonically reads his show’s version of Usagi Yojimbo comics, he probably has read the series where Miyamoto Usagi reunites with “turtles from another world” (granted that Miyamoto first met Leo in the TMNT 1987 comics, “Turtle Soup and Rabbit Stew”). 

And that his ancestor is mostly close to the turtle that wields two swords.

(panels from Usagi Yojimbo Volume 2, #2)

And Yuichi is probably well aware that they’re different from kappas thanks to his comic books:

(panel from Usagi Yojimbo Volume 1, #6)

But when I think about it, Yuichi probably assumes at first that the turtles are a mythologized part of his ancestor’s life. However, he would probably think it’s plausible after discovering yokais existing and aliens opening portals. 

Take it as you will ;)

My shitpost on this take below:

Usagi’s eyes widened in recognition when four turtles walked through the portal that appeared the Kaikishi temple. A part of him thought it was true of his grandpa’s comics, after everything that happened. 

He swept out an arm to keep Gen, Kitsune and Chizu from doing anything. “I got this,” he solemnly said. 

The four turtles looked so much like the ones in the serialized life of his ancestor -yet so different. For one thing, they didn’t look alike. But they’re also wearing minimal clothing like long-distance messengers of ancient times.  

His heart thrummed as he approached the ones wielding two swords. If his family’s publication of Miyamoto’s life is correct, this one has the closest connection with his ancestor. 

“Greetings,” he said, trying not to be stiff as he does a quick bow. He stands up with pride and tries his best to hied his nervousness. “I am the descendent of your friend, Miyamoto Usagi.”

Groans were heard behind him (”Not everything’s about him, Usagi!”) and confused noises in the front (”Who what now?”).

Usagi inwardly winced. Okay, so wrong turtles. 

Bonus:

Having the knowledge of alternate universes, Donatello could only roll his eyes as his brother got along with the cringe-bunny like a house on fire. “Don’t worry, guys, it’s a canon event.” 

But no one can hear him because Leo and Usagi’s ADHD are synchronizing like this:

[drop--pop--candy]

hey! you! yes you! i LOVE pjsk ocs! please tell me about your unit!

hi hello thank you omg,,, first interaction ever and ur asking abt my lil guys,,,,, waow

SO!!!! the band's name is neon's ✧ glimmer and it's made up of four first years at miyajo (the girl's academy) :D most of their written lore is under their tag, and a couple shitposts are under the shortened tag "n✧g". i don't think the Original original lore post is under their tag (plus it was super confusing anyways) so i'll just summarize it here!!

basically, the story kicks off because Misaki Kaneko moves to the area and transfers to Miyajo. she bonds with one of her classmates, Maho Sasaki, over their love of music. the two of them decide to start a band, but they don't really have the skills to just be a duo so they basically plaster posters all over the school about wanting a drummer and a vocalist.

meanwhile, the actual leader of this group, Chika Fujiwara, has been doing covers online for more than a year now. her dream was always to be in a band, but it never worked out because people didn't like her/thought she was weird/etc, so now she's a solo act. her sister, Haruka Fujiwara, has been trying to get her back into the band scene, and when Haruka sees the flyers that Misaki and Maho have put up she thinks it's the best opportunity her and Chika are ever going to get. so she starts getting gradually closer with the pair of them, gently prying about what kind of drummer and vocalist they'd want, but never actually offering to audition.

through a sort of long and complicated series of events that im cutting from this summary for the sake of time, Chika is convinced to audition for the vocalist and she does so virtually, so Misaki and Maho don't know it's her (that girl in their class who's cold and doesn't have any friends). Maho and Misaki listen to the audition and decide they HAVE to have her, and Haruka auditions for drummer on the spot (she's with them because she's the one who put Chika's audition on their computer. but they don't know that lol.) and she also gets the part! now they have a full band yippee! just one problem; they have no clue who their singer is.

Chika arranges to meet them in front of Miyajo, and when they arrive, she reveals her identity to them and launches into a speech abt how she was really scared to do this but she trusts them and she can't wait to work with them-

-and Maho completely shuts her down. Maho places a lot of emphasis on community, and in her eyes, Chika doesn't have any. which must mean she's untrustworthy and did something to drive that community away. she rips Chika apart, and Chika runs away, not knowing what else to do.

Haruka (who Misaki and Maho did not know was affiliated with Chika in any way at all) is understandably really angry because she thought she could trust these people. she thought this was the best opportunity she'd ever find and it got so far just for Maho to crush it by being an asshole. she throws her drumsticks at Maho and quits the band on the spot.

Misaki doesn't quit the band, but she firmly refuses to take Maho's side and leaves her all alone in the school field with some harsh words.

i'll be honest i'm not super clear on how the band gets back together but they Do and that's the end of the main story HAGSHDGDHDH sorry this part is still in development. anyways i hope you liked this lil summary!! you can ask me to go more in depth about any specific part and i will :3 honestly just feel free to send any followup asks lol i love interactions with my ocs and also i think u are super cool for asking me about them even tho we have literally never talked before. im giving u a cupcake and a nice cup of tea. anyways thank u for the ask!!! remember to stay hydrated :D

[somekidnamedkai]

Barking At The First Years

…this is just a random shitpost please don’t take it seriously. I promise I can actually write.

Notes: This is what happens when I’m stuck at work with no internet.

Characters: Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade, Jack Howl, Epel Felmier, Sebek Zigvolt

Warnings: Cringe. I made a furry joke (nothing against furries. i just wanted to make a furry joke)

Ace Trappola

“Two can play that game!”

He will bark back. With more enthusiasm than you. “Bark bark, prefect!”

He’ll never let you live it down now. Every time he sees you he’ll bark at you.

Congratulations, you just got yourself a new dog.

You started it. And he’s never gonna finish it.

So just prepare, every class. To hear a bark, from a certain brat.

Deuce Spade

“Did you just bark at me?!”

Bouta go full delinquent mode on you.

Once you explain the joke he’s a lil flustered.

You think he’s hot? Cool, he’s redder than Riddle when he’s angry.

He definitely accepted the compliment- if it could be considered one?

But was still confused. Why not just say he’s attractive? What advantage does barking have?

Jack Howl

“I didn’t know you spoke my language!”

Will also bark back. But not as a joke like Ace.

He genuinely thought you two were talking in his native language

When you laugh he’s confused. First you were trying have a conversation, now you’re laughing?

When you explain to Jack why you barked he got so embarrassed and red.

And his tail was wagging but he’ll try and deny it even though it’s so obvious

Epel Felmier

“Bark bark bitch!”

Epel definitely barked back. To assert dominance.

He didn’t know what was going on at first, but he was going to win.

He’s the loudest barker. Fight him. He’ll do it.

Once Epel finds out what you two are barking about he goes red.

Ya think he’s handsome?!

Sebek Zigvolt

“WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, HUMAN?”

Sebek is so confused. Why did you bark? Are you a furry?

When you explain Sebek looks so disappointed in you.

You bark to show someone your attracted to them?

That makes absolutely no sense.

You get a text later from Malleus asking why Sebek barked at him.