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elleon-the-mediocre · 10 months ago

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kooch with his missing tooth is just *chefs kiss*

storm surge: pyotr says "no ❤️" edition / february 10 2024

#I fucking love hockey boys #pyotr kochetkov #andrei svechnikov #carolina hurricanes #sebastian aho #whalers night #nhl

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tanevcolton28 · 2 months ago

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@oeldeservesthenorris NOT GF SINGING HER HEART OUT SING IT BABYGIRL

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sashabarkovonly · 4 months ago

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What a beautiful man. 🤪

#florida panthers #aleksander barkov #hockey #hockey player #sasha barkov #Saw this on twitter and i immediately knew i had to share it here on tumblr.#Dressed in all black Sasha Barkov is my literal weakness..#The way he looks into the camera at the has got me going absolutely CRAZY.#the more i look at him when he has a black shirt the more i can't breathe #I love you Sasha and i hope you know it.#He is so freaking beautiful to me that i can't like boys in real life #i watched this way too many times and i'm feeling absolutely fucking insane about the eye contact at the end.. 😵‍💫#Why is this video 10 hours long haha..

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moregraceful · 21 hours ago

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EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!!!! PAT SIELOFF IS PREGNANT!!!!!

1. Birthday cake from Sierra and Kelly; 2. Gritty soft serve ice cream cup; 3. Sign for Erik Johnson's 1k celebration; 4. Jersey Devil Christmas tree ornament.

#just got taken very off guard by a big room remix of mozart's lacrimosa and the experience did NOT spark joy #horrible. i keep going back to the playlist it was on and listening to 30 seconds and getting mad all over again #not bc i believe in the sanctity of lacrimosa but bc i don't like it #ko and sierra aren't responding to my messages probably because they are spending quality time with family!!#but EYE do not have quality time with family. and my brain is swiss cheese from too much church #please god let him be a girl dad do not let him have a boy to put into hockey #i mean you can put the girl in hockey but we do NOT need pat sieloff jr (boy) into hockey #pat sieloff continuing proof that every single bone in your body can be broken and you have like negative muscle ligaments #but you can still be so so so so cute and happy with your wife in pictures announcing baby sieloff 🥰🥰#the weather is making me UNWELL. like physically i was not built for this weather i was built for heat not cold #BUT mentally also. please explain to me why i outlined an entire advent liturgy -- all four sundays -- based around hockey #LIKE NOBODY NEEDS A PRAYER OF CONFESSION AROUND HOCKEY #and it fucking WHIPS is the worst part. it was only an outline but if i spent more than 3 hours on it. well someone should a do wellness ch #ck is what should happen. we don't need hockey liturgy no one needs that #the thing is i am so fucking burnt out and just exhausted by all of it (<- what christmas/advent will do to a mfer) but i love #writing liturgy. it's so fun. it's like creative nonfiction #so then i was like well what if i did lent and baseball. which tracks much better yk ending the darkness and the coming light #and then i was like. interesting. what urgent tasks am i avoiding by doing all this. what medication am i not taking #white knuckling it ONE DAY LEFT OF CHURCH NONSENSE AND THEN I CAN ROT IN MY LIVING ROOM FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR #oh my god is it past midnight already i've been working on this post for like two hours and keep getting distracted #if the classical music station played ''mozart's final rave (lacrimosa)'' by oliver heldens at 7am i would certainly get out of bed :/#fresno oilers.txt

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no-context-nonsense · 3 months ago

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Pretend it’s Saturday…

It’s hockey season bitches which means it’s time to reread Sweater Weather and cry.

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crossbackpoke-check · 3 months ago

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Dysprosium, Mary Soon Lee

dysprosium, AN 66, is a silvery-white rare earth metal. its name is derived from the greek dysprositos, meaning “hard to get at”, owing to the difficulty in separating and isolating this rare earth element. dysprosium is used to measure neutron flux, to fuel reactors, and to activate phosphors. terfenol-d is a magnetorestrictive alloy, meaning that it changes shape when a magnetic field is applied, and is used to manufacture underwater acoustic systems.

jason “robo” robertson, dallas stars #21 for @simmyfrobby’s nhl periodic table poems <3

#i had a couple different ideas for poems that were taken by the time i could go deranged for a couple hours to make this but as I looked #i was like WAIT NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE JASON ROBERTSON YOU HAVEN’T SEEN MY TEXAS CAM and had to do it. also was STRUCK with the #sudden immaculate vision of the Dallas D as part of terfenol-D and could not get it out & robo is the most dance! person i know on the team #liv in the replies #dallas stars #jason robertson #nhl periodic table poems #guys i am plagued with visions and no execution skills!! every day i come here and learn one new skill on GIMP the way god intended!!!#today it was emboss. also cannot claim any credit for the pulse to the magnetic beat photo which is so cool that was one where i had a #couple and was like maybe i can do like crayon shockwaves like the art process video kasper showed? and then found that picture and was #like thank you lord stanley for knowing my limitations. thank you for your understanding in this moment it was a trial enough to make #expand contract dance and one would THINK i would have fucking learned from the claude animorphs tragedy!! i did not. but i did use the #shear tool and 3D rotate so at least if we’re animorphing it’s SLIGHTLY better. anyway me frantically doing this like WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT #WAIT FOR ME YOU GUYS ARE SO FAST i keep seeing all of these and just spinning around in circles until i get dizzy & fall down I’m so happy #the drive folder for this is just called joy!!!!! because joy this is such a cool idea but now because it brings me so much joy #i just saw the Travis dermott one and burst into tears super normal AND someone did exactly what i wanted with hydrogen which was the water #the ice!!!!! it’s so perfect!!! and cody ofc did silver lord stanley. like does it ever make you cry how beautiful & creative everyone is?#anyway if you see me post and delete this and then update it or change it no you didn’t it’s fine. but i wanted to be included #if i could make the dysprosium letters not have a white background i would I simply could not fuck with it at 1AM. we are hitting send #it may not look like it but i queue #pretend i spoke at length about the reasons why i picked all the pictures & the element just know that it’s there inside my brain u can ask #GUYS I TAKE IT ALL BACK I SAW NEONFRETRA’S ISOTOPES AND I COULD MAKE THE EDITS EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE THERE!! ISOTOPES!!!! YOU GUYS!!!!!!#get ready for the edits then. dylan magnesium my beloved child of stars who can never return… like i wish i could say anyone else but it’s #i KNOW number nineteens bismuth don’t make me Google how many years nolan played hockey but also there’s ej for stable so.. also half-life #actinium claude giroux my beloved… when i saw there already was a claude i thought maybe Brady too for that #I don’t know how but flerovium doubled magic is percolating in my brain as was promethium bad boy because I was like hmmm. tyler. but #couldn’t commit and THEN SOMEONE DID BAD BAD LEROY BROWN TYLER BERTUZZI TO PROMETHIUM AND BESTIE I AM KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH!!! with cons #anyway shane wright germanium with juraj slafkovský but showing him very obviously not missing it. if jack eichel was not an asshole #the narratives WOULD be narrativing. you could argue for a sidovi here with the calder cup and potentially a best friend stealing narrative #(the most recent is cam yorke’s acquisition of jamie d from trevor zegras which would then require a yorkie one for silicon the other side)

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leafsleafsleafsstuff · 11 months ago

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Thank you King.

#leafs lb #let’s go go boys get fucking angry #hockey #toronto maple leafs #maple leafs #i love you auston matthews

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hockeyandhrsepwr · 2 years ago

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this has to be my new favourite fact about Boldy. are you kidding me😂

#Boldy if you see this I also love ice cream & make it for my summer job 👀 just saying #Its pretty fucking good ice cream if I do say so myself #come to BC & ill show you #im only kind joking #matt boldy #minnesota wild #ntdp boys #trevor zegras #cole caufield #alex newhook #hockey shit #NHL

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theflyingfeeling · 3 months ago

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the love of my entire life

#valtteri filppula #no one cares but i'm still gonna rant about this because you don't understanddddd #he's objectively one of the most succesful finnish hockey players. no not just in my biased opinion he really is!!#no other finn has won the triple gold (the stanley cup + olympic gold + world championships gold)#in the latter two he was also the captain of the team 😭#1000+ games played in the NHL #he's also won the swiss league and the CHL #he could have retired. moved to florida and bathe in his money #but what does he do? comes back to play in his home team 19 years after he left #(if we don't count the few games he played here in the NHL lock-out season 2012-13 before he got injured)#in his home team that currently does not even play in the top division??#as one of the owners of the team?? practically for FREE?!#because he wants to give back to his team and help them back to the top division 😭#i mean. what kinda person does that?? 😭😭😭😭😭#i'm bawling at how he walked in the locker room for the first time and introduced himself to everyone (with his nickname!!)#as if all them didn't know exactly who he was. come on he's a living legend??#he said he wants to be treated like everyone else in the team. they're just some boys #and he's won pretty much everything you can win in this sport #look how stark the locker room is in comparison to what he got used to in the fucking NHL and the swiss league 😭#at 40 years of age he's gonna be sitting in the same bus with these youngsters through the darkest of finland's winter #again i cannot emphasize enough that he could have retired to e.g. florida where he used to play for many years #(and where i think his wife is from? but i'm not sure so don't quote me on that)#he's so humble so smart so polite so friendly and on top of that he is handsome as fuck 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i've never had the chance to meet him but this season i really hope i can. although i'll probably cry loads and make an idiot out of myself #i was bawling my eyes off just watching him skate on the ice in his first match this season. it all felt so surreal. he's home again 😭#i've loved him for a thousand years (or just 20. but it feels like thousand years)#i'll love him for a thousand more 💙

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3416 · 2 years ago

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Prime Video Canada: From the most stylish to the best karaoke partner, Mitch Marner (@Marner93) and Auston Matthews (@AM34) sound off on which @MapleLeafs players make the cut in a round of Yearbook Superlatives. #AONLeafs | 10.09.21

#toronto maple leafs #auston matthews #mitch marner #1634 #leafs #hockey #hockeyvid #anyway i never actually SAW that vid until a couple days ago....#had only seen gifs before... but what a moment #archiving it here for my own purposes... they are so. ............#my boy. my guy. my fucking dawg im gonna have to kill thefkdsjf;l #best bromance they literally know #and to think abt how bunts is part of that group too is jsut....#i love best friends fdksjfsd #austons so soft here idek. i need more

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tanevcolton28 · 9 months ago

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This man really has my whole heart

#hes perfect #hes babygirl #seattle kraken #seattle #brandon tanev #my babygirl #kraken lb #krakenblr #hockey boys #fuck hes so hot #hes everything to me #tanev has my heart #brandon tanev you're my hero #i want to run my hands through tanev's hair #turbo lover #my husband #my hockey husband #love you more than life itself turbo

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yappyappyapp · 10 months ago

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mornings

john lennon x reader

(era: teddy boy? or any era you would like.)

warnings: NO MATURE CONTENT, fluff, pet names?

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john cursed silently as he accidentally put his hand onto the hot pan to feel if it was warm enough to start the eggs. it was. he was too focused on the burning sensation that he didn’t acknowledge you, his lovely girlfriend of 2 years, padding down the stairs, until you wrapped your arms around his torso.

“hey, baby.” you sleepily mumbled into his shoulder blades, he was still wearing his pyjamas. john was a morning person, very cautious to get to bed ON TIME and out of bed exactly at 7:30am on weekends (6:30am on weekdays.).

“the bloody pan was two hot!” he cried out, turning around and shoving his hand into your face, which you sleepily looked over.

“stop yer wining and stop vigorously moving yer hand so i can actually look at it!” you exclaimed, gently taking hold of his wrist to inspect. you lead him over to the sink and ran cold water over the now red and irritated skin.

“you should know how to treat burns.” you smiled slightly at his piercing glare at the pan on the stove. you kissed his hand after a few minutes of running it under water, and brought out some gauze and carefully wrapped the skin.

“thanks, love.” he muttered, his nasally scouse accent is one of the things that made you fall head over heels for him, not that he was popular, or any such things like that. you ruffled his messy chocolate brown hair.

you took over the cooking for now, as he watched the telly in the living room.

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(p.s, i had to re post this bc it was tagged as mature 😭😭)

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nicohischier · 5 months ago

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// genshin leaks

#SWORD?#all that claymore capitano art and for WHAT?#his kit and animations better be hot as fuck or i’m gonna be so sad #i love punchy boy wrio but even that isn’t enough to make me forget what could’ve been (physical polearm dps wrio)#not hockey #genshin tag

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butchwink · 8 months ago

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hi im audrey those were my friends audrey and audrey were all french girls here i was just a boy

#and boy love playing goalie and the coach has his favourites its me #he i mean shes gonna go far one day if she actually applies herself they always say #fuck you coach you dont deserve me at 110% you dont even deserve my 60-80% man #i wanna smoke pot and talk to people lose my voice and miss out on karaoke again #i miss hockey. timbits and my dad actually burned me out. no wonder they sent us packing to europe lmao #being a canadian over there was the only way they were gonna get me to care about this fucking blood sport from hell. hockey....#the finals are today!!!! its another battle of turtle island ffs

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hischierlovebot · 2 years ago

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Not that I don't expect them to win because I fully do and I support this team completely but even if it doesn't go as we hope it does, the devils have done an amazing job this season and, whatever happens today, I think we have to remember it :')

#yes I am saying this even if I have less than 4 months as a hockey fan under my belt but I stand with it #and I know the point is to win and that anything other than that is disappointing but theyve come so far!! we cant forget that #that said I hope they fuck shit up today and come out victorious #because I love them and they deserve it and I want them to prevail #set shit on fire bring hell on earth boys #devils

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istherewifiinhell · 2 years ago

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whats the opposite of load bearing art. takes me the fuck out art. we'll do both cause i dont wanna be mean.

[Micro Series #1 Raphael (2012) Writer: Brian Lynch. Artist: Franco Urru. Colours: Fabio Mantovani. Lettering: Chris Mowry]

[ID from alt: Comic panels. 1. Close up of Casey, drawn as a very pretty, yet generic man.

Raph (off panel): 'Fraid so. You're one of the family. Like it or not, you suddenly have four new brothers.

Casey: No, that's fine. I mean, I'll cope.

2. Raph crouching on a fire escape, most of his face in shadow, but his eyes flashing white.

Raph: Let me guess. Whatever you are-

Alopex (off panel): Pre-teenage mutated assassin.

Raph: No, I mean-

Alopex: Oh. Arctic fox.

Raph: Good hearing, sense of smell? So even if you're blindfolded-- END ID]

#some shit #like clearly and evidently. a very skilled artist who draws banging ass mutant turtles. i love em #what did u do to my FUCKING BOY. hes made of PLASTIC. this man is NOT a hockey player viligante. wtf.#im gonna attribute it to. not understanding whyyyyy hes supposed to be hot.#no one gets it like they got it in 03. hes not the first but his is The Most.#anyway. sorry. raph and the fox are cool and funny. cute too. and i guess they better be cause. lol. u know how it goes #turbles...#idw placeholder tag

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